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wmuLsros r^* Sold and H/* guaranteed O # • H. D. Stappenbeck, Edgerton, Wis. Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter Eldgerton, - Wisconsin. FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1910. CORRESPONDENCE Evansville Ernest Kleinsmith and Miss Gladys Meacham were married at the home of the bride’s parents, Mr and Mrs Geo Meacham Thursday last. Walter Honeysett of Footville and Mrs Ella M Hastings of Beloit were married at the home of the bride Dec 25. The ceremony was performed by Rev Bullock of Footville. Arthur H Scholtz of Oregon, for merly principal of the Evansville school is thinking of becoming a candidate for assemblyman from the third district of Dane county at the next election. Ray V Fessenden arrived from Kan sas City, Mo, last week for a visit with his people. While in Kansas City he has become a champion billiard play er and since his return has been enter taining his friends with exhibitions of his skill. Henry D Morgan has answered the final summons. This came as a shock to the man’s many friends on Tuesday morning, for although it was known that he had been in poor health for several weeks, no one suspected that the end would come so quickly. Mr Morgan was born in Cooksville, Wis, April 27, 1849, and was the oldest of four children. After completing the coursenn the local school he came to Evansville and studied in the seminary, going then to finish his studies in Mil ton college. Asa boy he was a great reader, being especially interested in historical and political subjects, thus laying a solid foundation for what be came his life work. In the late 60’s he became a member of The Review force and it was here that he learned his trade as printer of I A Hoxie, founder of the paper. Mr Morgan was united in marriage to Miss Mary Leedle, also of Cooksville. To this union there was born one son, B W Morgan, now resid ing in Racine. Besides the wife and son, there mourn his loss one brother, R V Morgan of Madison, and two sis ters, Ella Morgan of Cooksville and Mrs Clouden Stebbins of Stoughton. X Milton Junction Mrs A E Webster and son of Chicago are guests this week at the home of her father, Geo W Coon. Miss Ethel Bliven has finished her season’s work for Mrs F M Roberts, and has returned to her home near Al bion. While removing a closed can of hot oatmeal from the stove Monday Menzo Beach got badly burned about the face. The cover of the can blew off and the boiling oatmeal struck Mr Beach in the face. Ed Bingham shot a fine specimen of the bald eagle, at Koshkonong last week. The bird is a rare i one in this section and was good sized, measuring eight feet from tip to tip. Mr Bing ham shot the bird while in the act of carrying off some of his chickens. On Monday afternoon, Dec 27, at 4 o’clock, at the home of Mr and Mrs M M Hetts near Clear Lake, their daugh ter, Miss Rosamond, was united in mar riage to Herbert P Galliher of Delta, Colo, by Rev Andrew Porter in the presence of a small company of rela tives and friends. Glenn Fuller, who has been engaged in carpenter work in North Dakota, arrived home Friday. He was obliged to stop work owing to inability to get material on account of the switchmen’s strike in St Paul. While merchandise in “way freight” shipments is deliver ed, material in car lots is tied up com pletely. Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eus tachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is en tirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflamation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal con dition, hearing will be destroyed forever, nine cases out of ten are caused by ca tarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send fro circular, free. F. J. Cheeney & Cos., Toledo, O. jy Sold by druggists, 75c. Take Halls Family Pills for constipation Stoughton Mr and Mrs E H Gerard, who left for California, report by postal that they are making very slow progress on their journey, owing to snow storms delaying the trains, but hope to reach the warmer section soon. Lewis Hanson, who has been staying in Stoughton for the past year but spent Christmas with his son in Pleas ant Springs, passed away Thursday af ternoon at the latter’s home, aged about 67 years. He was an old settler of the town but sold his farm to the son a year ago. He also leaves three daughters. James Skalicky, who last week was arrested for procuring liquor for Ed Moore, the black-listed Albion farmer for whom he works, was convicted in Justice Gilbert’s court of the offense with which he was charged, and was sentenced to pay a fine of $25 and costs or in all a sum of $40.70, and in default of payment to go to jail thirty days. Not being able to satisfy the demands of justice with cold cash, he was taken to Madison. Mrs Nancy McComb died Thursday forenoon at her home just west of the city limits, at the age of 89 years. She was born in Ireland and came to Amer ica sixty years ago, settling in the neighborhood of Stoughton where she has since resided. Her husband passed away some years ago. She leaves three sons—Robert B McComb, John and David McComb, who are engaged in the real estate business under the firm name of McComb Bros & Cos. There Are Few People * Who would not gladly take the step from dirty, smoky, ill-smelling and troublesome oil lamps, to the clean, convenient Electric Light. Here-to-fore people of moderate means have considered Electricity beyond their reach. For a short time only we have decided to make an offer so liberal that it cannot fail to appeal to every lover of home comfort and convenience. An offer that will enable those of the slenderest means to enjoy the light science and industry have brought up to a standard of perfection that makes it the peer of all of it’s competitors. We offer to wire your house complete as follows: 7 rooms, 3- 2lt Fixtures complete, and 4 drop cords or side wall brackets, all ready to turn on the lights FOR $25.00 paid $5.00 down and $2.00 a month for 10 months, or $24.50 cash During this offer we give an electric flat iron free to every one having their house wired on this proposition. Edgerton Electric Light Company Combination of Good Papers. The Reporter and Daily State Jour nal offered in a special combination. The regular price for The Reporter per year 51.25 Daily State Journal, year. 4.00 Total 5.25 You can have both for 53.50 This is a chance for you to get your home paper together with the leading daily paper in this vicinity at a speci ally low price. The two papers will give you just the news that you are most interested in. Or here is another offer: The Reporter per year $1.25 Semi-Weekly State Journal 1.00 T0ta1...... 2.25 Both for $2.00 The Reporter will give you the home news. The Simi-Weekly State Journal consists of the regular Monday and Thursday issue of the daily, together with a summary of all the news for the rest of the week, and will give you Madison, county, state and world news. Perhaps you can’t afford to take a daily paper. The Semi-Weekly State Journal is really a chance for you to get a daily paper twice a week. The above offer is cash in advance. Send in your subscriptions to the Re porter. Camel a Delicate Beast. Contrary to the widespread but erro neous opinion, the camel is a very deli cate animal. A camel that has worked fifteen days in succession needs a month’s pasturage to recuperate. It is liable to a host of ailments and acci dents. When a caravan crosses a seb kha. or dry salt lake,, it is rare that some of the animals do not break 4 leg. If the fracture is in the upper part of the limb there is nothing for it but to slaughter the animal and re tail its flesh as butcher’s meat. If the lower part of the limb has been injured the bone is set and held in position by means of splints made of palm branches, which are bound with small cords. If no complications ensue at the end of a month the frac ture is reduced. When it is a case of simple dislocation the injured, part is cauterized with a redhot iron, then coated with clay and bandaged with a strip of cloth. Fifteen days afterward the animal is generally cured.—Vulga risation Scientifique. For Rent. The Mrs. Short residence on Blaine street for rent. Inquire at W. H. Gif ford’s. 48tf -• —For Rent or Sale.—Having arrang ed to move to Montana, I offer my res idence for sale or rent. The property is in first class condition. —S. W. Wile man. 3tf —A furnace heated house for rent by C. F. Mabbett. —Wanted—Good baled timothy hay; also No. 1 barley.—L. C. Whittet. 3tf Scriptural Carving. A Scriptural method of carving fowls when in secular company was claimed by a witty clergyman who. having been asked to carve one day. said, “inas much as you demand it, i will carve the fowl according to Biblical princi ples.” “Yes,” exclaimed the hostess, “act according to the Scriptures." The theologian therefore began the carv ing. The baron was tendered the head of the fowl, the baroness the neck, the two daughters a wing apiece and the two sons a first joint, the carver re taining the remainder. “According to what interpretation do you make such a division T' inquired the host of his guest as he regarded the clergyman’s heaping plate and the scant portious doled out to the family. “From an interpretation of my own." replied the clerical wit. “As the mas ter of your house the head belongs to you by right; the baroness, being most near to you. should receive the neck, which is nearest the head; in the wings the young girls will recognize a sym bol of their noble thoughts, that fly from one desire to another; as to the young barons, the drumsticks they have received will remind them that they are responsible for supporting your house, as the legs of the capon support the bird itself.” London Standard. A Compliment to the Minister. In Albert Dawson's work. "Joseph Parker—His Life and Ministry," there are some anecdotes of the famous min ister of the City temple. We are told that what Dr. Parker regarded as. in its own peculiar way, the best com pliment lie ever received came from an omnibus conductor. The vehicle was crossing Holborn viaduct, and when it came to the City temple a passenger alighted. “That’s the man. and that’s the place,” said the conductor, indicating Dr. Parker’s church. “1 went there once, and 1 enjoyed myself so much that I’m going again the first night off I have. We laughed, and we cried, and we had a rare time. You see,” the conductor continued, "he doesn’t make religion so —— serious.” A New Excuse. One of the men in a large pottery took two or three days’ holiday now and again, and when he came back, on being asked what was wrong, he said be had been away burying his grand mother. He did this two or three times, and then he thought he had better change his excuse, so. on being asked the next time, he replied; “Well, my brother, the sailor, is at home just now. and he is so used to the sound of the waves that I had to lash pailfuls of water on the window all night before he could sleep, and then I had to sleep during the day.”— London Mail. Does not Color the Hair AYER’S HAIR VIGOR Stops Falling Hair An Elegant Dressing Destroys Dandruff Makes Hair Grow Composed of Sulphur, Glycerin, Quinin, Sodium Chlorid, Capsicum, Sage, Alcohol, Water, Perfume. Ask your doctor his opinion#of such a hair preparation. AYER’S HAIR VIGOR Does not Color the Hair J. C. AYEB Company. Lowell, Mass. Pre-Inventory Sale Commencing Jan. 6th to the 22nd. To reduce my stock before taking inventory, I Will (71VP •• •• •• •• •• •• •• ™ ill gif V •• •• •• •• •• •• •• 20 per cent Discount On all my Watches, “ 0 C ep t r ed. Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware. A Liberal Discount On All Other Goods. AF STFWART jeweler and • Ei# aILiVV/lllI) OPTICIAN. Our Motto: The Best of Everything This true of everything we handle. The best paint sold is :: :: :: :: •• Pitkin’s Premium Paint of which we are exclusive dealers. The best var nishes, oils, calcimines, window shades and wall pa pers. The best kerosene and gasoline. Remember we carry everything in the line of picture mouldings and plate rails. Watch this space for the best wall paper proposition ever offered in the city. KAUFMAN BROS. Phone 19. Our Motto: The Best of Everything. GET YOUR School Supplies at STAPPENBECK S. School Supplies, School Sundries here and in all the big stock you will not find anything that will not be of real use in your studies. Everything popularly priced too. Stappenbeck's Pharmacy. Phone 274. Edgerton, Wis. HENRY C. PRICE Carpenter & Builder, Edgerton, Wisconsin. ESTIMATES CHEKREtTLLY GIVEN F. F. FULLER SUITATORIUM Ladies’ and Gents’ Clothing cleaned, pressed and repaired Over Ash's Book Store. You will need a good supply to take you through the winter term if you wish to excel in any branch of study at all. You’ll find a goodly assortment of ill Si ilfi w PETERS BROS., DEALERS IN Fresh and Salted Meats, Pish, Game and Foultry. Butchering Done for Farmers at tne following ratas: Beeves, per head - jjOc Swine, per head - Sheep, per head - - Calves per head - - - ic-