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PREPAY FAN Th* American Prepay Electric Fan Com Mtn.v has adapted for use In connection with iu nifckel-ln-the-slot prepay device, the fan motor« made by the General Electric, Weet Inghouse, Kobbtns & Myers, and all other atandard electric fan manufacturing com panies. . The company la fully protected by patent«, trademark« and copyright«, and all infringements will be proaecuted to the full cat extent of the law. Thia company has the only aucceaaful in vention of the kind in commercial uae. All proapectlve investor« are cautioned, and urged to require atocksalesmen and all per sona claiming to represent thla Company to show their written authority under the Com pany seal signed by Francia H. Davis, Prea., and Joseph R. Jackson, Sec., pf the Com pany. Fan material is being received In carload lota, and American Prepay Nlckel-ln-the ■lot fan« are being finished up and put Into •ervice daily. The thousand« of order« on hand are being filled a« fa«t a« the receipt« from the sale of stock will permit. The factory having a capacity of over 3.000 fan* per day la located In the Lotus Building, Memphis, Tennessee. Write or visit the factory for further in formation. and make an Investment In the greatest American Invention and enterprise the , AMERICAN PREPAY ELECTRIC FAN COMPANY. METAL ROOFING Shinales. Spanish Tile EVERYTHING IN SHEET METAL BUILDING MATERIAL eCST THAT MONEY CAN BUY WE PAY THE FRtlOHT WRITE FOB CATALOG ANO PBiCtS THE M-EDVVARDS CORRUGATING CO. COVINGTON - Ky. WHY NOT FUTURE GREATNESS Two Qualifications Surely Entitled Young Mother to Fondest Hopes for Her Son. I ) Occasionally these days one finds a servant with a servile attitude of, mind and an adoring, unselfish heart. Such • a nurse maid was Pansy, and she lav ' ished all the devotion of her simple heart on her young charge, Bobby. On his first birthday anniversary she sat looking at him in admiration and after a long silence she turned to her mistress : "Mrs. Blank, do you think Bobby will ever be president of the United States?" The young mother would not alto gether pooh-pooh the idea of such glowing possibilities for her son's fu ture, so she smiled and said: you never can tell, Pansy. He might. But why did you ask that?" "Oh," came the ready reply, "I was just sitting 'looking at him, and he's so smart and bright already; and be sides, I thought he'd make such a pretty president!"—Kansas City Star. "Well, No. SIX-SIXTY-SIX This is a- prescription prepared es pecially for Malaria or Chills and Fever. Five or six doses will break any case, and if taken then as a tonic the fever will not return. 25c.—Adv. In Order to Escape. One day a young man entered a stu dio to be photographed. In posing he hunched his back, as if it were broken and twisted his face into a dreadful mosk. "Here," "what's the matter with you? said the photographer, Are you crazy?" "Go on," he said. Take me just as I am. You see, I'm trying to get out of an engagement with a girl, and I've written her that I've been disfigured in a motor accident, and I want to send her this photo to show how I look." J » Adequate Provocation. "Why did you beat Dobson so ter ribly?' said the judge, indicating the bebandaged figure of the plaintiff. "I asked him why a horse had run away, your honor," explained the pris oner, "and he told me that it was be cause the animal had lost its equine imity.' Dis "H'm," said the judge, charged."—Lippincott's Magazine. Tending That Way. "Where will these low waists and tight skirts end?" ^ "I give it up. I'm afraid we'll see mermaids on the streets before long, my boy."—Kansas City Journal. Natural Affinity. "How did that couple ever come to gether?" "You see, he is a man of iron." "Yes, I know." "And she is very magnetic." Such a Difference. "You say Funniman, the comedian, Is very entertaining on and off?" "No. I said off and on." Some bill collectors are as hard to shake as a guilty conscience. I 1 * i Keep Cool and Comfortable Don't spend so much of your time cooking during hot weather; and your family will be healthier without the heavy cooked foods. Give them Post Toasties V They're light and easily digested and yet nourishing and satisfying. No bother in preparation—just pour from the package and add cream and sugar—or they're mighty good with fresh berries or fruit. "The Memory Linger»" - 4.4 *1 gupa i' ll -, vW n t ; ! m ; ; . :•/••• • -, loV5C DESIGN FOR COZY » Additions Make It Comfortable and Desirable Residence for Any Climate. 1 CHIEF FEATURE IS SIDING Extra Thickness, Where Required, Makes It of Supreme Importance Interior Is of the Best Forma tion That Can Be Devised by Builders. Mr. William A. Radford will answer questions and give advice FREE OF COST on all subjects pertaining to the subject of building, for the readers of this paper. On account of his wide experience as Editor, Author and Manufacturer, he is, without doubt, the highest authority on all these subjects. Address all inquiries to William A. Radford, No. 1827 Prairie avenue. Chicago, 111., and only enclose two-cent stamp for reply. By WILLIAM A. RADFORD. For the small family ot simple tastes, nothing could be more appro priate for a residence than a bunga low built according to the design here shown. This is a bungalow designed In the true western or southern spirit, but so modified as to make it a substan tial and comfortable residence for the severest climates. The exterior is sided with boards seven-eighths inch thick, left with a rough finish, and stained a soft olive green. This style of siding is very effective in bungalow work, and is probably the cheapest of any of the styles of siding. Shingles are just about as cheap, so far as the mate rial is concerned; but the high labor cost, these days, for applying them, brings the total cost of the job up equal to that of finished clapboarding. The extra thickness of this rough sid ing is in its favor, also, where warmth and durability are of importance. The gable ends of this bungalow are finished with cement plaster, which mqy be either of the natural gray color of Portland cement, or mixed with white cement if a lighter HIS GRAVE KEPT FRAGRANT Samoan Islanders for Twenty Years Have Held Robert Louis Steven son in -Loving Memory. How many of the lovers of Robert Louis Stevenson—the modern .Ypho an ancient, the ancient who was modern, the contemporary who be came a new was a classic because he translated things into thoughts for all time —how many of those millions who have fallen under his spell know that It has been 20 years since he died? How many know that 19 years ago the bronze tablet was erected over his tomb In a far-away South Sea isle for endless generations to read and wonder at? It was 20 years ago next December that Stevenson died at Valima, near Apia, on the island of Upolu, in the Samoan group, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Since then he has slept in a distant grave, but not in a neg For the natives of that lected one. island keep his tomb on the lonely mountainside fragrant with flowers. "The Totnb of Tusitula," they call it —that was the great Scot's Samoan name. Stevenson went to live in Samoa in 1887. He was a comparatively young man, but he had seen the vanities of the world, and, captivated by the climate, g»e scenery, and the kindly, character of the natives, he at once determined to live out whatever space I of life might remain to him in that 1 fortunate island. .And there he did * live for seven years. Long ere he died he wrote his own epitaph, and that epitaph is engraved on the brass i tablet that was put there 19 years ago. It is carved on lasting bronze, but, like Horace, he raised himself a mon more enduring than The natives who keep his fragrant will all die, some day, ument even bronze, grave and their descendants will be benevo lently assimilated, dreà who speak the English tongue will pluck perennial flowers from the child's garden of verses for that tomb; and all boys will know Upolu as the real Treasure Island. But all the chll New Ones Needed. Mr. Crimsonbeak—I see a novel de parture has been made in New South Wales by starting plowing at night Just think! Mrs. Crimsonbeak There's a new excuse for you to try and put over for staying out late at night! , Wanted Particular*. "How much is a room with a bath by the day?" asked the arrivai at the Ritzmore hotel. ."Ten dollars," replied the diamond ed clerk. "Is,that with soap or without?" A Thoroughbred. Silas—What do you think of our for eign relations? Hez—Can't say about your relations, but mine were all born this side of the Atlantic -, s* is desired, and Is applied Four tone with a pebble-dash finish, inch strips seven-eighths inch thick, are used to divide the plaster coat Into panels, giving an English "half timber'' effect. These strips should be securely nailed to the sheathing boards, through the cement plaster, before the same has hardened. They are put on before the plaster finish ing coat is applied. As will be seen from the floor plan, the interior arrangement of this cozy little bungalow leaves little to be de sired. There are five good rooms, besides 'vestibule, pantry, bathroom, two closets, and the hall. The living room is 20 by 14 feet, and, is very well lighted. It has a practi cal fireplace that is meant for busi ness, in the middle of one end. There are seats built in on each side of the fireplace and under the high windows. The dining room is a very attractive apartment, separated from the living room by an artistic columned opening. A square bay window with cement sash is a feature of this room. The kitchen is arranged to save steps. It Is not too large, being ll by 10 feet, and is light and aiiy. The sleeping room provision in this design is arranged to give a surpris ing amount of privacy for a bungalow. Two good-sized bedrooms are pro vided, each with a clothes closet The Porch f 0 t Kitchen iroxio'o* Bed Rm. iwxiiv Din inc Rh ' > isWrt'O' o Bath (om«\ Hall f X > 3 Living Rm jwo'xk'O Cl. Beld Rm I4VXI0V !IT| Porch* Xt>X7'S Floor PUn . bathroom openjng off the hall, is lo cated between the two bedrooms. The estimated cost of this bunga low, using hardwood floors and yellow pine trim, has been placed at $2,100 under favorable conditions of the mar ket for labor and materials. NAPOLEON ON WAY TO ELBA Sad Journey for Man Who Had Al most Become the Master of the Civilized World. A fresh letter arrived recently de scribing Bonaparte's conduct during his journey from Fontainebleau to Elba^ says the London Globe of May 13, 1914. Subjoined is an extract: "In the early part of his journey Bonaparte took his meals alone, but when the unpleasant rumors from the south and the tumult in most of the towns through which he passed had thoroughly convinced him that the people were ready to proceed to the most cruel extremities he saw that his only chance of escaping was to assume the uniform of an Austrian of ficer." He then determined to also renounce the part of emperor and to take his repasts with the commissioners who escorted him, and to whom he owed the preservation of his life. The decision, however, was preced ed by a flood of tears. The first day that he sat down with the commis sioners it was observed that he ate nothing and that he secretly threw aside the victuals which he raised to his mouth. He was afraid of being poisoned! The following daj\ he requested per mission for his own cook to dress his dinner, which was granted; and the same man who the day before pre tended to be ill feU foul of the dishes with an eagerness bordering on vo racity. Throughout the whole journey he betrayed the strongest apprehension and preserved a solemn "silence. But as he approached the coast and per ceived the Mediterranean fleet and sails of *he vessels! lying 1 l the road, his heart expanded and he began to talk with extreme volubility, but, as usual, very incoherently. It is said that in his conversation with Marshal Augereau he several times observed: in Europe, but Asia wants a 'Tis ail over with me man. Valuable Misinformation. In the large dining room of the Ho tel Marsaillee in New York hangs a large equestrian painting ' represent ing Gen. Robert E. Lee. It is the mas cot of the Hungry club, which has its dinners at monthly intervals at this hotel, and wafe painted by a mem ber of the club. , Recently a l^dy on the West side gave a bridge party at the hotel in and of her pet charity. Among the play ers was a modern Mrs. Malaprop, a typical "climber" with considerably less education than cash. Conse quently she was never backward with misinformation on most any subject that came up. During a cessation in the play one of the ladies expressed admiration of the picture and a desire to know whom it represented. "That, my dear," she assertively ex plained,-"is General Marseilles, a not ed Frenchman, for whom the hocei ; named." ^yeryhody Drinks 0 ■•Mr/ -v —It answers every beverage requirement—vim, vigor, re freshment, wholesomeness. It will satisfy you • be Demand the r«"!"« by (all name— Nicknttr.es encouraf* The Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta, Ga. FATHER'S TURN TO THINK Daughter's Somewhat Pert Observa tion Must Have Given Him Something of a Jolt. he of a A "We oldsters set for the youngsters higher standard than we set for ourselves. Forgetting that you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, the stupidest and ugliest failures of parents expect their sons and daugh ters to grow up miracles of beauty, in telligence and success." The speaker was Wilton Lackaye, the occasion the Lambs' Gambol in New York. He continued: "Sometimes, though, such parents are called sharply to themselves. The jolt is unpleasant. "A father said to his pretty daugh ter one evening with a scornful, angry a laugh: " 'That young Jamson has the face to want to marry you! keeper!' A mere book But, father,' said the girl, T love Mr. Jamson. What Is your objection to our marriage?' 'Why,' roared the old man, 'why, he couldn't support you decently.' But, father,' said the girl, 'neither can you.' n i 44 a i SCALY DANDRUFF ON HEAD Shiner, Texas.—"I had dandruff so badly my head would itch and when I scratched it would hurt My head was full of scaly dry dandruff and it be came so thick that it scaled off and showed plainly. My head was almost white with It. It crusted and itched terribly. It got so bad I could hardly rest at night My hair began to fall out and it was lifeless. "I tried a bottle of-, but it did me little good. I saw an advertise ment of Cuticura Soap and Ointment so I sent for a sample. I applied the Cuticura Ointment to my scalp and frequently shampooed my head with the Cuticura Soap. After using one cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment my head was cured. Now I am free from dandruff and my hair is growing." (Signed) Miss Ida Ringhoffer, Mar. 28, 1914. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free,with 32-p. Skin Book, ^ddress post card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."—Adv. Infected Rabbits Stolen. Disease-infected rabbits, inoculated with the germs of tuberculosis and other diseases of a most dangerous na ture, have been stolen from the lab oratory of Doctor Bonnefoy at Allauch, Marseilles. It Is feared that the near thieves may have already disposed of the stolen rabbits to provision dealers. Doctor Bonnefoy as soon as he discov ered that the rabbits were missing, in formed the police and asked that the widest publicity should be given to the fact In the local newspapers so that persons should beware of eating rabbits coming from a doubtful source. It is probable that for some time the consumption of rabbits in Marseilles and neighborhood will drop consider ably. RUB-MY-TISNI Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and. pains—Neuralgia, Cramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.—Adv. Quite a Contrast. "Are Tompkins and his wife happy together?" "Oh, yes. They are as happy as anybody could expect them to be, con sidering the fact that she was a Pen field of Penfleld Manor, and he was just Tompkins of nowhere in particu »» lar. Piles Cured In 6 to U D«ys Your druggist will refund money ü PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding PÜes in 6 to 14 day*. The first application gives Ease and Rest. 50c. A Remedy. "My neighbor's dog is a great an noyance with his noise, and I don't see what I can do about it." "Why, isn't there a law for the sup pression of barkers?" Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Won'! Curs. Th* wont cases, do matter of how longstanding, cured by the wonderful, old reliable Dr. Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil. It relieve* Pain and Heals at the same time. 25c, 50c, 11.00 I No man ever lived long enough to do all things his wife wanted him to do. How To Give Quinine To Children FEBRILINB it th* trade-mark name given to an improved Quinine. It is a Tasteless Syrup, pleas ant to take and does not disturb the stomach. Children take if and never know it is Quinine. Also especially adapted to adults who cannot take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor cause nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try it the next time you need Quinine for any pur pose. Ask for 9 -ounce original package. The name FEBRILINE is blown in bottle, os cent* It pays to be honest, but sometimes pay day is a long while showing up. D L 1 m le b; Vlset-IÄ&nsfieM Drug if Youra la fluttering or weak , um RSMOViNS." J- 4 » ■ OFTEN NEAR DEATH F. C. Selous, king of big-game hunt ers,- has survived a hundred close brushes with death. He spent one thrilling night with five lions prowling round his frail shelter of saplings. Three of the lions he shot, with the blast of their hot breath in his very face, in a crowded and glorious five minutes. But he has never had a narrower escape than when a wounded elephant charged him near the Umtaligyiver. In vain he spurred his horse; the poor beast was too worn out to gal lop. Mr. Selous heard two blood-curd ling screams over his head, up!" he thought, and then the tusk of the elephant crashed with terrific force into his horse's rear, and he was dashed to the ground. "Although stunned by the fall," he says, "I felt that I was unhurt; but the smell of the elephant was very strong. And no wonder, for the huge animal was kneeling on me! "Fortunately, I was thrown under its body, had I been in front of the forelegs I should never have lived to tell the tale. I wrenched myself loose, wriggled out from underneath, and escaped Into the bush, with no more damage than a bruised eye and a stiff neck." A still more thrilling experience was that of Mr. Greenfield, in Somali land, just a score of years ago, when he was charged by a wounded lion. A couple of barrels fired in his face failed to check the lion; and Mr. Greenfield says, "over ■We went to gether. He had seized ray left hand, and, pinning me down with a- paw on my chest, began to chew at my arm. Then he made a grab at my stomach, and when I managed to turn over on my face I felt his claws go into my back." Although Mr. Greenfield's arm was broken in two places he never felt the slightest pain. And that he felt, he tells us, was the lion's hot breath on his face, and the blood pouring from his arm on to his thigh. For tunately at this critical moment, a well-aimed shot from one of his men killed the monster. Lord Hindlip never looked death -more closely in the face than one day in 1904, when hunting in British Bast Africa. A wounded lioness was charging through the long grass. "Waiting until she was within a few feet," he says, "I fired and Jumped aside. As I did so, her body hit me, and I found myself, stunned and dazed, sitting up several yarclB away, wondering if my last shot had been successful. It had; for, several yards behind inhere I had stood, I saw the lioness biting the grass in her last death-struggle. When hunting in Somaliland, Cap tain George Campbell was similarly bowled over by a wounded and charging lion, and the next thing he knew was that the lion was lying across his legs, pinning him down, his huge head resting on his lap. An Instant later the captain's head boy, Kalindleh, rushed up, seated himself astride on the animal's back, and flung his arms tightly round his neck. Luckily for both the lion was al ready dying, and while Kalindleh was imploring his master not to fire lest he should be hit, "his majesty gave In, lowered his head, and passed peace fully away. Major F. G. Jackson, the celebrated arctic explorer, still recalls, with a reminiscent shudder, his encounter with » wounded bear in Franz-Josef land. 'With a fearful roar," he says, "the bear rushed on me, his huge jaws gaping wide; his warm breath was on my face, his cruel fangs glinted in the dim light "Half-blinded by the flash of the rifle in the darkness, I thrust the bar rel with all my force down the ani mal's throat. He plunged his left hand Into the bear's mouth up to the wxist ; the sharp teeth deeply bit into it; he reeled under the shock of the collision. Drawing back his rifle, he was about to make a second thrust when, to his amazement and delight, the bear, who had clearly had enough," turned sharp ly round, and made his way swiftly to the water, crashing his way through the ice, and swimming to the safety of a distant floe.—Answers. All's >• Whenever You Need a General Toafc Take Grove's The Old Standard Grove'* Taste!« chill Tonic is equally valuable as a General Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties of QUININE and IRON. It ads on the Liver, Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds np the Whole System. 50 cents. His Status. Young Coke thinks he's a legal light. "Well, he is—a legal light-weight" Boston Transcript. w TRIALS OF ELDEST DAUGHTER Her Position In the Family Some times Results in Making Her More or Less of a Drudge. Tm glad I'm not the oldest," re marked a pretty girl to her chum. "Why, Susan has to do almost every thing at home; father thinks she ought to take the burden of housekeeping off mother's hands, and my brother wants her to wait on him as if she were a servant—he knows better than to ask me to do something for him says I'm spoiled—and you just bet I'm glad I'm the youngest girl!" ' Too often the oldest daughter is made a drudge, and there is not the proper amount of respect and regard for the girl whose labors take the place of a maid. She is expected to run errands, help with the care and amusement of the children, teach them lessons. What wonder that such a girl will take the first oppor tunity for work as a paeans to escape from these unpaid labors, or accept an offer of marriage in order to live apart from a family who do not even try to make her home life comfort able and pleasant. But I am glad to say that not al ways is the position of "elder daugh ter" Buch an unappreciated one; in some households she is beloved and respected, at the same time expected to fulfil whatever duties may fall to her lot. Her sisters and brothers are taught that they must return any serv ice she may perform for them with, due appreciation, if nothing more, and they soon learn that her place is an honored one, instead of being unen viable.—Pittsburgh Dispatch. a a he LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES On« als« «maller after using Allen'« Foot-Base, the Antiseptio powder to be shaken Into the shoes. It makes Light or new shoes feel easy. Just the thing for dancing. Refute eubeUtutei. For FRBB trial package, address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Boy, N. Y. Woman of Mystery Dead. The famous "white lady," who never missed a day of the Dreyfus trials, has just died at Hyeres, France, aged sixty. About a month ago she ar rived at Bormes and complained to the mayor that people were endeavor ing to abduct her with the view of ultimately securing her property. As there was no evidence of any such plot the mayor merely advised her to make a will, and sent a notary to her lodging, hut when he reached it he found that the lady had departed with Doctor Petit for Hyeres. the Villa Mathilde, where she has just died. Her real name was Mme. Jouf froy d'Abbans. The procureur of Toulon immediately had seals affixed, and ordered a careful inventory pf the objects in her traveling bag, which she always carried and which is sup posed to contain about $50,000 in money and at least $150,000 in jewels. This, however, remains to be proved. She took A Stayer. "It isn't steadiness and humdrum regularity that win a man success in New York today. No, indeed. It is brilliance. It is audacity." , The speaker was Johnson Bowen, the successful Chicago promoter; the scene a banquèt of advertising men in in New York. He went on: ^'Two millionaire business men were lunching in Fifth avenue when an old graybeard stumped by. " 'That's Brown. He works for me,' said the first business man. " 'He's an honest looking chap. Has he got staying powers?' asked the second business man. " 'He has that,' Baid the first. 'He began in at the bottom of the ladder in '76, and he's stayed there ever since.' " YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILI, TELX YOU Try Marine Bye Remedy for Red, Weak. Watery Byes and Granulated Byellds; No Smarting— Inst Bye Comfort. Write for Book of the Bye bj mall Free. Murine Bye Remedy Co., Chicago. Nothing but the Truth. "Mis' Anna," said old Aunt Milly, "dat yaller gal say she'ain't never tole a lie. She say she alius tell de truf.' "Well, don't you believe her, Aunt Milly ?'' "No ma'am, dat Ah don't! Ah knows dere ain't dat much truf in de world!" What Is a Patriot? W. Bourke Cockran was talking jubilantly of the passage of the home rule bill. "Many a poor Irish rebel, had he but lived, would be rehabilitated now," he said. "Patriots! What is a patriot, after all? Isn't a patriot Just a man who'd have been hanged for a rebel .if he hadn't succeeded? n Just a Suggestion. "Me daughter, Mary Ann," said the newly rich Mrs. Cassidy, "wants to l'arn to play some music insthrument. I wonder w'at wan would come aislest to her?" "Well, now," replied the jealous and caustic Mrs. Casey, "if ye could only get somethin' that's built like a wash board 'twould be jist the thing. Ought to Have Known Better. He—If I squeeze you will you squeal? ghe—What do you think I am—a talking doll?—Florida Times-Union. Save the Babies. I NFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realise that of all the children bora in civilized countries, twenty-two or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year percent, or more than one-third, before they are five, and they are fifteen I PÜB We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a majority of three precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium or morphine. They are, In considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity, they stupefy, retard circulation, and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Cabtoria operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature cf Ohas. H. Ftetoher. Gastom causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the pores of the skin and allays fever. cent, -fleven before ■two per • ; thirty one-haif Genuine Castor!a always bears the signature of Everybody Praised but Father. "Poor Tompkins never gets any credit for what he does. "That's the fate of some men." "His secretary gets the credit for all the Bueches he makes, his wife gets the credit for his manners, and his daughters get the credit for his ability to dance the maxixe.' M - Stotts* EAS-IT (Liquid). A New Discovery the result of year* of scientific research by the highest medical authority for positive and almost instant relief for all Headaches, Nervousness, Indi gestion, Pains or Neuralgia. Its Wonder rul. Contains No Opiate. Adv. A la Mode. Grimsby—I see those ladles' gowns In the show window are marked "one third off.'' Quimsby—Yes, and when they art worn they'll be one-half off. Vocational Training. Knicker— "Why did he propose to her?" 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' So I did, and after I had taken two bottles I felt better and I said to my husband, 'I don't need any more,' and he said 'You had better take it a little longer anyway.' So I took it for three months and got weft and strong."—Mrs. Alonzo E. Baker, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich. Not Well Enough to Work In these words is hidden the tragedy of many a woman, housekeeper or wage earner who supports herself and is often helping to support a family, on meagre wage 3 . Whether in house, office, fac tory, shop, store or kitchen, worneu» should remember that there is one hied and true remedy for the ills to which a* women are prone, and that is Ly<" a Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It promotes that vigor which makes work The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine easy. Co., Lynn, Mass. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure CARTER'S LITTLE A Ëfe». LIVER PILLS never fail. Purely Vegeta ble — act surdy a but gently on Æ the liver. 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