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Elimination of Kaiser and Hohenzol
lernism Is Sole Object of Amer
ica In War—American Mis
sion Takes Part in Council.
' Washington—Military unity, unity
of purpose during the war and unity
of aims and conditions is what Amer
ica expects to see out of the allied war
council soon to convene in Paris. All
allied powers, it is expected, will lay
all of their cards on the table.
The United States has but one aim
hi the war—the crushing of Hohenzol
lernism. If any other nation has any
secret treaties or agreements, the
United States will expect that they
be made known.
Col. House Heads Mission.
That the American mission, headed
by Col. E. M. House and now in Eng
land, will enter the council with this
view, is announced on high authority.
It is hoped that the allied atmosphere
which has been clouded from time to
time, will be entirely cleared by the
council. The pulling and hauling that
has marked the conduct of the war to
date will disappear, it is believed.
It is therefore a military mission
and to all intents and purposes will
discuss only military matters,
must be interpreted, however, in a
The thought and con
broad sense,
dition of the people of the various
countries have their bearing on mili
tary success or defeat on the battle
front These subjects, therefore, will
for discussion along with
come up
various others that enter into the
broad field.
The people of the United States
know what they are fighting for. It
has been made clear that America ex
pects no gain out of the war other
than that which will be gained by all
humanity in stamping out the world's
menace to democracy.
Must Have Clear Statement of War.
Complete understanding among th?
peoples of the allied powers is one of
the factors that will aid in winning
the war. And out of the allied coun
cil may grow a clear statement of war
alms, based on an exchange of views
and conditions over the Paris confer
ence table.
The feeling of officials in Washing
ton is that there can be no more than
one central power for direction of the
The allies must pull together.
This might be accomplished through
some central directing head composed
of representatives of the various na
tions or through some medium that
may be established as a result of con
ferences of the council. Certain it is
the allied nations must fight in uni
The United States is interested in
just one thing now—winning the war.
The members of the American mission
have held long conferences with Brit
ish officials, and the construction put
upon the work ahead of them gives
promise of the Paris council being one
of the most important conferences
since the beginning of the war.
Food Administrator Puts "Kibosh" on
Activities of Many Local Gro
cery Houses.
Washington.—Retail dealers were
ordered by the food administration to
etop the widely prevalent practice of
making "combination sales," requiring
customers to make other purchases
in order to obtain a certain commod
ity. One exception is made—on all
Bales of sugar the dealer may require
to buy twice the weight of corn meal.
Reports have come from many cities
of "combination sales,'
since the shortage of sugar in the
east began. In order to get a couple
of pouds of sugar consumers have had
to spend a certain amount in other
This practice, the administration
holds, is likely to lead to wasteful
buying. The exception in regard to
corn meal is made as a wheat conser
vation measure, to encourage greater
use of corn products, but dealers are
not required to make the exception
unless they so desire.
Ample power to enforce its orders
to retailers is possessed by the food
administration througn its licensing
of wholesalers. Any dealer who fails
to heed an order will find his supply
from the wholesaler cut off if his of
fense is reported.
National Grange la Loyal.
6t. Louie, Mo.—The annual conven
tion of the National Grange Patrons of
Husbandry sent a telegram to Presi
dent Wilson pledging support In the
prosecution of the war.
Additional Loan to France.
Washington.—A loan of ^lO,000,000
to France to cover expenditures In this
country during November and Decem
ber was made by the treasury,
makes the total credits extended to
France $1,130,000,000, and the total oi
loans to all the allies $3,876,400,000.
Warns of Approaching Storms.
New York.—A device by which the
approach of thunderstorms can be de
tected hours before the first cloud ap
pears in the sky, has been perfected
by a New York electric power com
Americans Visit Poincare.
Paris.—The American congressional
delegation, which is visiting Franco,
visited President Poincare in the Pal
ace of the Elyseqs. The Americans
were presented by Henry Franklin
JBouillon, minister of missions abroad.
Night Patrolling Continues Active by
Americans, Who Inflict More Dam
age on Enemy—Pershing Visits
Graves of Killed Soldiers.
With the American Army in France.
—General Pershing has returned to
his headquarters from a visit to his
troops in the first line trenches, and
the support in the rear. Artillery fir
ing on both sides was normal and no
shells fell near him.
Night patrolling continues active
and contact with the enemy's patrols
has been established several times,
shots being exchanged. The Ger
mans have sent over more gas shells,
but they caused no damage.
General Pershing expressed himself
as satisfied with his troops' efficiency,
discipline and adaptability to the new
conditions. During his trip the gen
eral visited the graves, of the men
who were killed in a trench raid re
The artillery fighting in the sector
held by the American troops has be
come even more lively and there have
been further casualties, shrapnel
wounding some men in the trenches.
The American batteries have been
firing rapidly in return, and it is con
sidered certain that more damage and
casualties have been caused in the
German lines than the Germans have
inflicted on the Americans.
The French general commanding
the sector >»» mentioned in the dis
patches 16 American officers and sol
diers, including three who were killed,
for excellent military qualities and
for bravery displayed in the recent
trench raid. A note accompanying
the citations says that between 8.000
and 10,000 shells were used in the at
tack, which had been in preparation
for three months down to the finest
Penalty Clause insisted on by Fuel
Administrator Is Accepted.
Will Meet Operators.
Kansas City.—After defeating a
resolution to strike, the convention
representing 36,000 coal miners of the
southwest district, embracing Missouri,
Kansas, Oklahoma and Arkansas,
passed a motion Instructing the dis
trict presidents to confer immediately
with officials of the Southwest Coal
Operators' association with a view to
obtaining a penalty clause acceptable
to both Dr. H. A. Garfield, federal fuel
administrator, and the miners.
The strike resolution was finally
beaten by a majority of 22. A rising
vote showed 126 for the resolution and
143 against it. A roll call vote fol
lowed with the result that 166 votes
were cast for the resolution and 188
against it.
British Light Cruisers Chase German
Batteries Back To Home
London.—British light forces have
engaged German light cruisers off
Heligoland, the British admiralty an
The German warships re
tired and the British forces pursued
them. •
The announcement follows:
"British light forces operating in
Heligoland bight have been engaged
with German light forces. The only
Information we have received thus far
|s that our vessels have engag *i en
emy light cruisers, that the latter
have retired at high speed, and that
our vessels are in pursuit.".
It is not likely that any details of
the naval engagement will be received
until the British ships return to port,
as; it is not customary for them co
etkd wireless reports of their move
ments and actions while close to the
enemy bases.
On the few occasions when British
cruisers, which constantly are sweep
ing the North Sea, have been able to
encounter German war vessels the
enemy's tactics have been of the hit
and run character. They hurry to
ward home with the purpose of trying
to bring the British into their mine
fields, and, if possible, under fire of
the large land guns. The bare facts
embodied in the official bulletin from
the British admiralty Indicates that
in this engagement the Germans fol
lowed their iisual tactics.
France Will Suppress Political and
Alter Other Systems.
Paris.—The French government has
suppressed the political censorship.
As to the military and diplomatic cen
sorship a special office will be estab
lished at the war department to advise
the newspapers daily as to what new?
ought not to be published as danger
ous to the conduct of the war. An edi
torial disregarding the advice would
risk courtmartial.
Dutch/LUgger Sunk.
Amsterdam.—A dispatch from Ymui
den says it is officially reported that a
Dutch lugger has been sunk by Ger
man naval force®, one man being
drowned and the remainder being tak
en to Wilhelmshaven.
Tear German Flag From Grave.
Columbus, Ind.—A German flag that
was found waving over a grave in
Garland Brook cemetery here, was
promptly removed. The flag, which
is home-made, is believed to Lava
been made in this city
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Washington.—All bakeries in the
United States, including those of ho
-tels, restaurants and clubs, excepting
only the small neighborhood maker of
bread who uses less than 10 barrels
of flour a month, are required to come
under federal licenses after Dec. .10, by
a proclamation issued by President
All "persons, firm», corporations and
associations who manufacture for sale
bread in any form, cake, crackers,
biscuits, pastry and .other bakery
products," are directed to take out
licenses which will subject them to
rigid regulations now being drafted by
the food administration. Thus the
great manufacturers of cakes and
crackers sold throughout the world
will be affected in company with the
bakeries which sell their products in
the city of their location.
Under its regulations the food ad
ministration will standardize bread
making and Administrator Hoover ex
pects to force prices for pound loaves
downward, probably to seven or eight
cents. Fancy breads are to be elim
inated, loaves are to be in one, one
and a half, two and four-pound sizes,
and the sugar content is to be cut
down from six to three pounds per
barrel of flour.
The president's proclamation recites
the provisions of the food law, and
"All persons, firms, corporations
and associations who manufacture for
sale bread in any form, cake, crack
ers, biscuits, pastry or other baking
products (excepting, however, those
whose consumption of any flour and
meal in the manufacture of such prod
ucts is, in the aggregate, less than 10
barrels a month) are hereby required
to procure a license on or before Dfec.
10, 1917. This includes hotels, res
taurants, other public eating places
and clubs who serve bread or other
bakery products of their own baking.
Application for license must be
made to the United States Food Ad
ministration, Washington, D. C., law
department, license division, on forms
prepared by it for that purpose, which
may be obtained on request.
Any person, firm, corporation or as
sociation other than those hereinbe
fore excepted who shall engage in or
carry on any business hereinbefore
specified after Dec. 10, 1917, without
first procuring such license, will be
liable to the penalty prescribed by said
act of Congress.
The penalty is $5,000 fine or two
years' imprisonment, or both.
Kremlin is Not Badly Damaged by
Petrograd. —The damage done to
the Kremlin in Moscow is minimized
in messages received here from the
Maximalist delegates in the old Rub
sian capital, who say that only the
Alexander palace has suffered. They
confirm the burning of several houses
in Moscow. Other reports indicate a
truce has been arranged between tho
Bolshevik! and the government troops.
Booze Catches Burglar.
Decatur, 111.—William Grimm broke
into Frank Foor's saloon, but the
burglar drank so much he was unable
to make his escape before the ownef
returned to his place of 'business.
Officers Call on Mayor and Tender
Services at Guards.
Memphis.—Capt. Harry L. Thomas
and Lieuts. R. E. Felts and G. C. Saw
telle, of the Memphis Zouaves, called
on Mayor Litty and Chief of Police
Carnes and tendered the organization's
offer to perform the duties of a home
guard, military company should the
necessity arise. Their offer was ac
cented and the city attorney is look
ing up tbe law relative to the arming
Of home guard forces.
U-Boat Gets Destroyer.
London.—A British destroyer and a
small monitor, which were operating
in conjunction with the British army
in Palestine, have been sunk, it was
officially announced. A total of 33
men from the two vessels are miss
Might Starve Poodles.
New York.—The latest rise in the
price of food in New York will affect
pet dogs at several of the leading ho
tels. The price of dog food has been
raised to equal that charged for guests.
Italian Headquarter»—The Aue
tro-Germans made furious at
tempts to break the Italian line
and crossed the Piave river at two
pointe, but were annihilated at one
point and driven back at the
ot^er. The Italian lines are hold
ing, but the situation Is consid
ered to be grave.
Rome—All along the mountain froni
from Aslago to the Piave river the at
tacks of the Austro-German forces
which are Eeeking to crush in the
Italian line, hare been repulsed, it ft
announced officially. All the positions
attacked by the AUstro-Germans arc
held by the Italians.
On the Venetian plains artillery bat
ties of intense severity across the
Piave are in progress.
The statement reads:
"On the mountainous front from
the Asiago plateau to the Piave rivei
combats have developed and are con
tinuing. The enemy kept our posi
tions under intense fire and launched
violent attacks. Our troops, support
ed by artillery, resisted everywhere
with great courage and counter-attacks
with boldness, inflicting losses on the
enemy and capturing prisoners. All
the positions remained in our posses
"The Regina Brigade, Ninth and
Tenth regiments, fought with renewed
valor at Meletta d' Avanti and on Monte
Fior. At Monte Tendarecar, where
three successive attacks were repuls
ed, the Mont Marlada battalion of Al
pin! showed 1 firmness. At the de
fensive line of San Marino, In the
Brenta Valley, enemy parties were
driven back with heavy losses.
At Monte Prassotan, a party which
had retired from Monte Roncone made
a counter-attack, having received re
inforcements and repulsed the enemy,
who had followed close on its jieels
during the withdrawal.
At Monte Cornelia our troops with
stubbornness and admirable clan vic
toriously resisted the formidable ef
fort of the enemy.
"From Stelvio to the Astico some ar
tillery firing is reported. There were
local actions in the Giuvicarie and
Ledro valleys.
Airplanes and airships continue
their bombardment of enemy troops
along the Fluvial lines and the ways
of access.

New Questionaire Must Be Answered
By All Drafted Men Seek
ing Exemption.
Washington.—Men who have been
drafted and have apepals from the de
cision of the local board pending will
have their cases automatically thrown
off the boards by a new ruling of Pro
vost Marshal General Crowder in con
nection with the complete revision of
the draft regulations.
Maj. Easby-Smith, legal expert of
Gen. Crowder's staff, who with Col.
Hugh Johnson, did most of the work
in revising and reorganizing the draft
system, explains that all such appeals
will automatically cease to exist, as
will be returned to his orlg
the man
inal status, that is, to the position he
was in before being called before the
draft board.
Japanese Minister Says That Ton
nage Is Not Sufficient.
Tokyo.—Lieut. Gen. Oshima, the
Japanese minister of war, informs Jap
anese newspaper men that the dis
patch of troops to Europe is an abso
lute impossibility, owing to the tre
mendous cost and lack of tonnage.
Baron Takahashi, former, minister of
financé, declares the Japanese army
is deficient in ordnance and airplane
Ojinaga, Mexico.—After two hours
of fighting Francisco Villa's troops
were driven away from this town by
the Mexican government forces under
Gen. Juan Espinosa Cordova.
Washington.—American and French
troops are fraternizing about the
camps in France in a way that prom
ises well for future joint operations.
Berlin.—(Via London.)—The Aus
tro-German forces, which are Invading
Northern Italy have reached the Plave
river. Asiazo has been caDtqrcd.
Enemy Shell Hits U. S. Gun, Causing
Casualties—Enemy Have Been
Unable to Penetrate Trenches
Because of Resistance.
With the American Army in France.
—The artillery fighting in the sector
held by the American troops has be
lively anti thpre have
been further casualties, shrapnel
wounding some men in the trenches.
An enemy shell hit an American gun
and caused casualties. Some of the
men wounded in the last few days
have died.
The American batteries have been
firing rapidly in return, and it is con
sidered certain that more damage and
casualtiès have been caused in the
German lines than the Germans have
inflicted on the Americans.
American troops have witnessed
their first aerial encounter.- Three en
emy airplanes appeared overhead.
Soon all of them except one fled at
the approach of five French machines.
One of the French outmaneuvered this
German and "got on his tail.
German aviator then bolted. The rat
tle of machine guns finally died away
as the two airplanes disappeared tc
the west.,
The French general commanding
the sector has mentioned in dispatches
16 American officers and soldiers, in
eluding three who were killed, for ex
cellent military qualities and for brav
ery displayed in the recenttremch raid
A note accompanying the citations
says that between 8,000 and 10,000
shells were used in the attack, which
had been in preparation for three
months, down to the finest details.
The results obtained by the enemy
were very small, having been unable
,to penetrate more than the first line
trenches because of the resistance of
the American soldiers with rifle and
pistol fire and hand grenades,
enemy had to content himself, the cita
tion continues, with carrying off a
tew prisoners.
The general in the order mentions
company, commanded by
ILieut. (name deleted by censor), as
"On the night of Nov. 2-3, this com
pany, which was in the lines for the
first time, met ans* extremely violent
bombardment, despite which it seized
arms and offered such stubborn re
sistance that the enemy, though nu
merically superior, was obliged to re
come even more

The general specially cited in the
order of the day Corporal James
Gresham and Privates Merle D. Hay
and Thomas F. Enright, "who died
bravely in hand-to-hand fighting with
the enemy, who had penetrated the
first line,
showed excellent military qualities,
are Second Lieuts. M. C. Laughlin, R.
O. Patterson and E.
Sergt John
David M. Knowles and Homer Givens,
and IPrivates Charles Massa, William
B. Thomas, George Hurd, Boyce Wade,
Robert Winkler and John J. Jarvis.
The others cited, "who
F. Erickson ;
Arrowood, Corporals
British Naval Aviator Hits Warship
During Raid Over Galllpolo
London.—During a recent air raid
over the Gallipolo Peninsula and Con
stantinople by British naval aviators,
the former German cruiser Goeben,
now the Turkish warship Sultan Selim,
hit and a large explosion caused,
it was officially announced.
A vessel named the General, and re
ported to be the German headquarters
at Constantinople, was twice hit by
bombs the raiders dropped. Two hits
also were obtained upon the Turkish
war office.
emy and battalions of women particl
as pated. The ambassador said cadets
and women were slaughtered by the
Bolshevik! troops, and that the so
cialists had formed a government of
They Fought Against the Bolshevikl
ln Petrograd.
Washington. — Belated dispatches
from Ambassador Francis, reaching
the state department, tell of the fight
ing in the streets of (Petrograd la
which students of the military acad
a coalition nature.
They Will Investigate Explosive» and
the Use of Gas.
Washington.—Six of the country's
foremost chemists were called into the
service of the government to serve as
special board to Investigate explosives
and the use of gases in warfare. They
were named by Secretary Lane to act
as advisers to the bureau of mines on
the proposition of increasing the pro
duction of materials used in explosives
Coal Jobbers Jerked Up.
Washington. — Coal jobbers and
wholesalers are prohibited by' tbe fuel
administration from selling coal at
prices "subject to revision."- Hereaft
er all sales must be made at the gov
ernment price, without any provision
for revision.
First Polish Premier.
Copenhagen.—A dispatch from Ber
lin says that Prof. Jan Kucharsevki, a
well known historian, has been ap
pointed as the fixât premier of the new
polish state.
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French Aided U. 8. Troop» In Arrang
ing Ambuscade on Shell-Ruined
Farm—No Mention Made of
American Casualties.
With the American Army in France.
—American infantrymen exacted a
part revenge for a trench raid during
a recent night by ambushing a large
German patrol in No Man's Land, and
killing and wounding a number of the
The American patrol, in which there
were some Frfcnchmen, arranged the
ambusicade near the German lines on
a shell-ruined farm.
After lying in the mud nearly all
night the patience of the watchers
was rewarded by the sight of a large
German patrol, its number more than
double that of the French-Americans.
The Germans were permitted to
pass, when the Americans and Frepch
on their flanks opened a hot fire from
shell craters, and other shelters where
they were secreted.
The Germans were taken completely
by surprise, and bolted, carrying with
them their men who had been hit.
The number of dead and wounded
Germans is uncertain, but none of the
in ambush were hit by the bul
lets the Germans later sent in from a
distance. There were congratulations
all round when the Americans and
French re-entered their trenches.
Patrol work on beth sides is becom
ing more active, as is also the artil
lery fire. The Germans during one 24
hour period of a recent Bay sent over
at least three times as many shells as
on the first days during which the
Americans were entrenched. One night
the firing in the back areas against
the approaches of the communication
trenches reached the proportions of
drum fire. It was evident the Ger
mans thought an American trench re
lief was taking place. As a matter of
fact, no relief was in progress, and no
material damage was done.
During the last few nights the Ger
mans have continuously used machine
guns In the direction of the American
line. Sniping is becoming more active
both sides. American sharpshoot
ers are working close to the German
lines, especially when the nights are
The activity by enemy snipers thus
far has resulted in one American cas
ualty. A non-commissioned officer
was hit in the head and killed.
Former Russian Premier Escapes In
Disguise After Bolshevik!
Forces Win.
Petrograd. —Deserted by most of his
officers and virtually ordered to sur
render to the Bolshevik!, Premier Ker
ensky evaded the guards sent for him
and has disappeared,
khonin has resumed temporarily the
post of commander-in-chief of the Ker
ensky forces, recently defeated at
General Krasnoff, former command
er under Kerensky, and who was ar
rested with other members of the pre
mier's staff, has been released. Gen
eral Krasnoff 's report concerning the
disappearance of Kerensky confirms
that he fled under disguise.
Premier Kerensky, when told that
his officers were against him and
that his men were on the point of de
serting, agreed to come to Petrograd,
but while a guard was being formed
he dropped out of sight.
General Du
Navy Officials Say Means of Detect
ing Destroying Submarines Have
at Last Been Found.
Washington.—It was said officially
at the navy department that there was
nothing to forecast the possibility of
a very heavy toll of ships by subma
rines next week, or at any subsequent
period, and that varying results »till
were expected.
Secretary Daniels authorized this
The submarine menace has not
proved the decisive factor in the wax
that the Germans predicted it would
It has done great harm, which
should not be underestimated, and is
still a menace. It# purpose was to
starve England by August, and this, of
it has failed to do."
French , and British Troops Rush te
Allies' Assistance.
Washington.—General Fayolle will
command the French armies in Italy,
according to the war department. Gen
erhl Foch, the chief of the French staff,
is only temporarily in command of the
French forces. From Nice comes a
report that train loads of French and
British troops are rolling constantly
through that place on their way to
Finlanders go on Strike.
Helsingfors, Finland.—A general,
strike of all workmen, including those
on the railways, is in progress, and
business life is at a standstill, except
for the light and water plants and the
hospital service.
Germans Only Get Army Eats.
Washington.—Reports that the Ger
iuterned in camp at Hot
Springs, &. C, eat five meals a day
and enjoy many extravagances of diet J
denounced by the department of I
labor, which has them in charge,
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Kit for the Naxy Lad*
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Here is a compact and comprehen
sive kit, designed to carry all the
things needed by our boys in the navy,
to keep them and their belongings fit
and nifty. It is made of blue denim
and a little red cotton-flannel, stitched
with red thread and bound with a
strong braid. Short lengths of braid
sewed in it serve to hold comb,
brushes, pencils, etc.
This kit carries an unbelievable num
ber of things—among them these:
Soap in a soap box, talcum powder,
scrub brush, pencil with eraser, paper,
post cards, black and white thread,
needles, pins, safety pins, tooth brush,
tooth paste, bone buttons, bachelor but
tons, safety pins, corncob pipe, bag of
tobacco and has room to spare for
other things. It rolls up and is tied
with the strong braid or tape used for
binding it. One of these kits, fitted
out, is a fine gift along with a gay lit
tle bag of sweets, or something equally
foolish, for Christmas.
Inviting Telephone Girls
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jrtetty ladles, made of painted wood,
dbnceal our telephones and invite us
to tell secrets that will never be be
trayed. These are the "pingoeraft"
girls and they make fascinating gifts
to either men or women friends.
Each one stands at the front of a small
board on which the telephone Is to
be placed. The mouthpiece is un
screwed and when replaced forms the
crown of a hat or springs from a high
corsage bouquet or disappears alto
gether or is frankly in evidence, just
as you wilL
The pingoeraft novelties are made
of wood cut out from thin boards,
painted white. The figures are out
lined on them ready for painting and
each is painted to suit the individual
taste. The little figure at the left is
holding her hat and, when she is
placed, the mouthpiece of the 'phone
becomes the crown of it.
Dainty Camisoles
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Camisoles—that is corset covers, by
a less matter-of-fact name—are never
neglected when the Christmas list of
salable finery is made up by buyers
for the big shops. This year they have
presented shoppers with many lovely
camisoles of ribbon, or net and ribbon
combined, or crepe georgette and rib
bon. Those shown in the picture are
in pale pink, which is the favored color
for fine underwear.
Very wide satin ribbon, decorated
with small tucks, lace insertions and
French knots in pink and blue silk,
serves to produce the camisole at the
top of the picture. It Is edged with a
frill of pink crepe and supported by
shoulder straps of satin ribbon.
The camisole below it is made of
fine, white net, banded with satin rib
bon. The same ribbon is used for
shoulder straps and for drawing up
the fullness over the bust It Is fin
ished with a small bow at the front. A
flat elastic run Jn a narrow hem in the
net adjusts the camisole to the waist
shabby with use.
No Grounds.
"Since Cholly was run over by that
auto his mind has been a perfect
Why didn't he sue for damages?"
"He did, but he couldn't prove that
he had been damaged any."
Must Have Been.
"John, dear, I feel in my bones that
you are going to take me to the thea
ter tonight."
Which bone, darling?"
I'm not sure, but I think it's my
J wls jj bone.

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