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CASCARA fecpUININE
No advance in price for this 20-vear
old remedy—25c for 24 tablet»—Some
cold tablet» now 30c for 21 tablet»—
Figured on proportionate coat per
tablet, yon »ave 9%c when you buy
Hill'» —Cure» Cold
in 24 hour*—pip
in 3 day*—Money
back iflt fail».
24 Tablet» for 25a.^
At any Drug Stora
T. L. Burnett of Louisville, Ky.,
eighty-eight, is the last survivor of the
confederate congress.
Anoint the eyelid» with Roman Eye Bal
sam at night, and in the morning observe
the refreshed and strengthened sensation In
your eyea Adv.
C. G. Danielson of Hardin, Colo.,
cleared $50 an acre this year on 13
acres of oats; expenses deducted.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet
for a laxative, three for a cathartic. Ad.
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Practical Theory.
Do you believe in self-help?
Certainly, while there is anything
in sight to help yourself to."

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PROMPT RELIEF.
can be found in cases of Colds, Coughs,
La Grippe and Headaches by using
Laxative Qulnidine Tablets. Does not
affect the head or stomach. Buy your
winter's supply now. Price 25c.—Adv.
Advice Desired.
"I need some advice mighty bad,
Lafe," obfuscatedly said Mr. Gap John
son of Rumpus Ridge, addressing a
lifelong acquaintance. "Of course, you
know what they do when bees
swarm ?"
"Eh-yah !" was the reply. "They
hammer on tin wash b'ilers, fling cold
water on 'em, and all that."
Yes, but what in Sam Hill is a fel
ler to do when his kinfolk swarm? I've
just got a letter saying they've swarm
ed and are coming this-a-way."—Kan
sas City Star.
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GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
Has been used for all ailments that
are caused by a disordered stomach
and inactive liver, such as sick head
ache, constipation, sour stomach,
nervous indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both in stomach and Intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimen
tary canal, stimulates the liver to se
crete the bile and Impurities from the
blood. Sold in all civilized countries.
80 and 90 cent bottles.—Adv.
Didn't Like the Idea of Christmas.
There is a story in Woman's Home
Companion in which this passage oc
curs :
" 'Fun !' snarled Grandfather Merri
vale, though the fire danced frantically
and snapped its long fingers in his
face to distract his attention. Grend
father Merrivale had a Labit of sing
ing out one word from a speech and
dwelling on it, and coming out with it,
sooner or later, and worrying it in his
teeth. 'Fun! What's the sense in fun?
What's the use of fun? Here we are
in a hard winter ; taxes are high, wood
Is high, coal is high, food is high. And
you talk about fun !' "
Trench Humor.
A soldier in a Scottish regiment tells
a good story about a German soldier
who threw a jam-tin into the British
trenches one day.
they found the following message:
Dear Jocks—I have a wife in Fal
kirk; what would happen to me if I
came over tonight?"
The reply went promptly:
would be another widow in Falkirk to
night !"
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Where ignorance Was Bliss.
"Edith, I'm ashamed of you. I saw
that young Frenchman kissing you re
peatedly. Why didn't you tell him to
stop?
How could I, mamma? You know,
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Unkind Comment.
He (angrily)—This steak is burned '.
She (tearfully) — That's right—
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wholesome, drug
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MOST SPECTACULAR IN BASEBALL GAME
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"HANK" GOWDY IN HIS SOLDIER UNIFORM.
It always seemed to us that the
most spectacular figure ever produced
by a world series or by any other
big sporting event was Lank Hank
Gowdy, the blond backstop of the Bos
ton Braves, who bludgeoned his way
to fame in 1914, writes Damon Run
yon.
Unheralded and unsung, Lankus
Hankus went into that series and
ripped it wide open. He was sup
posed to be an addle-pated sort of
fellow behind the bat, an indifferent
catcher and a bum hitter, but for four
stirring days the long Ohioan was a
Solomon squatting in the shade of the
hickories and a Hercules when he
straddled the plate.
An ingenious fellow is Lank Hank
Gowdy, with an ingenious smile and
an ingenious way of thinking. After
the series was all over and we took
to reflection and retrospection it
seemed to us quite natural that he
should have turned out to*be a hero.
Salutation Worth While.
We saw Lank Hank during the last
world series up at the Polo grounds.
GIVES COVIE ANOTHER SHOW
Big Left-Handed Pitcher Did Not Do
Much for Tigers This Season, but
Jennings Is Hopeful.
It Is an open secret that Manager
Jennings of the Detroit Americans
doubts whether Harry Coveleskie will
be able to pitch major league ball next
season. Last year the big left-hander
was a star; this year he was almost
worthless. His arm was weak and his
curve ball and confidence were con
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passed the thirty-year mark several
seasons ago, although he is modest re
garding his real age. But Jennings un
doubtedly will take Covie south and
give him another chance, as he real
izes that a come-back is not an im
possibility.
Leslie Suits Cub Fans.
Chicago fans are not concerned
abont the first base assignment on the
Cubs next season. They believe that
Leslie is ready for the major leagues
even if Barney Dreyfus of the Pirates
should win his fight to obtain the ser
vices of Sal er.
McGraw to Winter in Havana.
Manager McGraw of the Giants will
spend a part of the winter in Ha
vana.
Gilbert Has Story.
Rufus-Gilbert, who finished the sea
son as manager of the Richmond team
in the Central league, returned from
the Central league meeting in Chicago
with a story that there was a lot of
talk of placing a club back in Terre
Haute next year. The magnates seem
to think that after a year's layoff
Terre Haute fans may again take to
baseball.
Sherman Is a Major.
Tom Sherman, son of the late for
mer vice president of the United
States and among the best golfers in
the country, is a major in the old Sev
enth New York infantry now in the
National army at Spartanburg, S. C.
Sherman has played over the Wash
ington courses frequently, having com
peted in a number of tournaments here.
Basket Ball Coach.
Justin J. Maloney of Crawfordsville,
Ind., is the new basket ball coach of
Purdue university. He succeeds Ward
Lambert, now in the military service.
Maloney is a graduate of Notre Dame
and has been practicing law in Craw
fordsville.
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He wore a soldier uniform, and he
was passing the hat for Clark Griffith's
bat and ball fund, smiling his old In
genious smile ns he worked through
the crowd, saluting friends of his base
ball days.
A salutation from Lank Hank is
like a blast of fresh air. It is no
casual nodding with him—no mum
bling how-d'y-do sort of greeting. He
tells the world when he says hello.
He is always glad to see people, and
he wants them to know it.
It struck us that day that it was
singularly appropriate for Lank Hank
Gowdy to be there in that uniform ;
it seemed to us quite in line with his
spectacular career, and It strengthened
the appeal which the personality of
Hank has always had for our imagina
tion.
He was the first baseball notable
to enlist for service. Many another
will follow in bis footsteps during
the coming winter, but Lank Hank
was first. That will be his claim to
fame long after his deeds on the dia
mond have been forgotten.
WORLD'S SERIES "IRON MAN
Deacon Phillipe Pitched Forty-Four
Innings in Contest Between
Pirates and Red Sox.
Despite the fact that he pitched in
four games and won three decisions
over the Giants, Urban (Red) Faber
fell just 17 innings short of equaling
the all-time "iron man" record for a
world's series.
The Chicago pitcher saved from the
bushes" by McGraw to have him bent
the Giants out of a world's title,
pitched 27 innings in four combats.
In the 1903 series between the Pi
rates and Red Sox. Deacon Phillipe
of Pittsburgh twirled 44 innings in that
series.
Faber will deserve the tribute that
goes with winning three games in the
series, and takes his place among a
select few who have done this same
thing. Only six other pitchers ever
performed this feat. They are Bill
Dineen of the Red Sox, who won three,
against Pittsburgh in 1903; Phillipe .of
Pittsburgh, who won three from Bos
ton in the same series; Christy Math
ewson, who took three from the Ath
letics, all shutouts, in 1905;*Babe Ad
ams of Pittsburgh, who captured three
from Detroit in 1909; Jack Coombs,
who won a trio of decisions over the
Cubs in 1910, and Joe Wood of the
Red Sox, who was victor in three over
the Giants in 1912!
No other pitcher bore quite as heavy
a burden as did Phillipe, back in 1903.
Of the eight games played, Phillipe
started and finished five—the first,
third, fourth, seventh and eighth.
Some Snickering.
There is some snickering in the In
ternational league over the loss of
Jack Bentley by the Baltimore club
to the Boston Red Sox in the draft
During the sale period Jack Dunn was
sounded on what he would take for
Bentley. He wanted $7,500 and two
or three players to boot. No deal was
made, but the Red Sox put in a „draft
and got the man.
Good Work of Maisel.
George Maisel, a young brother of
the Yankee third baseman, batted .306
in 144 games with the San Francisco
club and has stolen 39 bases. Detroit
sent Maisel to the coast and undoubt
edly has an option on the player.
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• close to $1,000,000 as a baseball •
• \yar tax next season If patron- *
• age Is ns nearly normal in 1918" •
• as it was this year in the major •
• leagues. The government will •
e get a ten per cent revenue on •
J tickets, in addition to the Income •
e tax. The public will have to •
J stand the tariff.
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss»
No Dearth of Basketball.
Yale, Princeton, Penn. Columbia,
Cornell and Dartmouth >¥111 be repre
sented in the intercollegiate basket
ball leagué this winter. Practice at
these institutions will soon be well
under way.
No Ban on Freshman Eleven.
The freshmen eleven at Princeton
is not included in'the new rule which
forbids athletic activity more than
three days a week.
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CARTER AT THE FRONT
a
Sensational New York Golfer Do
ing His Bit in France.
Driver, of Red Cross Ambulance Tells
of Great War Game for Which
He Has Forsaken Link)
Under Fire Many Times.
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Phil Carter, the sensational young
New York golfer, is doing his bit with
the American Red Cross In France,
where he drives an ambulance close to
the firing lines, day after day.
In a recent letter to friends on this
side of the pond Carter told something
of the. great war game for which he
has forsaken the links. He has been
under fire many times, and the night
drives he has been forced to make,
along rough and treacherous roods,
without lights, have convinced him
that war is a terribly serious game.
We have often been within two or
three miles of the front," wrote Car
ter, "and it is impossible to describe
the sensation that comes over one
when he comes within range of the
big guns.
The roar of the heavy artillery is
something terrific, and on one occa
sion we hadn't been in camp more
than fifteen minutes when the Ger
mans commenced shelling the whole
countryside. You can hear the re
port when the big guns are fired and
then the whistle of the shell as it
comes screaming overhead. Then fol
lows a thunderous report, and a lot
of earth, a house or whatever the
shell hits is thrown high into the air.
If you can hear the shell whistle you
are all right, but if you can't you
have to watch your step, for it is
very likely to hit close by.
"The night raids of the German air
plane Impressed me as the most treach
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countered, and there is nothing one
can do but crawl into a dug-out and
wait till the raid comes to an end.
Carter also wrote that the ambu
lance drivers get furloughs at inter
vals, which permit them'to rest up as
they see fit. He takes his recreation
on the golf links in Paris, and in this
way is keeping on his game.
FROSTY" DARCY MAY FIGHT
Younger Brother of Australian Cham
pion Wants to Come to United
States to Gain Fame.
"Frosty" Darcy, younger brother of
unfortunate Les Darcy, may walk or
perchance ride up the main street one
of these fine days. Mickey King gives
the information that he has received
a letter from Australia to the effect
that "Frosty" wants to come to Amer
ica and try and win the fame for the
name of Darcy.
"Frosty," like Les, is a middleweight
of fair ability. He is only eighteen
years of age and inasmuch as he has
two other brothers fighting for the al
lies and as he is under military age,
the way will be paved for him to leave
Sydney and come over.
JOE EVANS IS IN THE ARMY
Cleveland Third Sacker, Who Had
Previously Asked for Exemption,
Reports for Duty.
Joe Evans, third baseman with the
Cleveland Americans, is in the army,
and President James C. Dunn is on
the lookout for a player to fill his
shoes. Evans is at Camp Pike, Little
Rock, Ark. When the Cleveland third
sacker left here after the close of
the season he intended to resume his
medical course at the University of
Mississippi. When he reached home,
however, he changed his mind and re
ported for duty. Evans had previous
ly applied for exemption. He hopes
to be assigned to hospital duty.
THE REAL LADY" IS RETIRED
a
Winner of Kentucky Futurity and
Holder of World's Record Will
Never Race Again.
A. H. Cosden has nnnouncéd thaï
The Real Lady, 2:03. winner of the
Kentucky futurity and holder of the
world's record for three-ycar-old trot
ters, will never race again. She is
said to be as sound as a bell, but she
has trotted nine of the fastest races
on record for fillies of her age in the
last two campaigns, 'winning $27,675
and her owner Is now going to breed
her to Peter Volo, 2:02, the only trot
ter that ever held the record for year
lings, two-year-olds, three-year-olds
and four-year-olds.
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Batting Leadership Changes.
In the past eight seasons no less
than seven players have held the bat
ting leadership at the close of Na
tional league campaigns. Jake Dau
bert, who led in 1913 and 1914, was
the only one to repeat. Meanwhile,
Cobb has held the honors for 10 of
the past 11 seasons in the American
league.
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Rabbit Joke.
John Q. Allison, solicitor for a news
paper in Brown county, tells a rabbit
hunting story on himself, recites Indi
anapclis News. While covering the
rural mail routes Allison carries a rifle
to kill any rabbits he may see. School
children on route No. 2, knowing that
the solicitor would pass the school
house, took the skin from a rabbit,
stuffed it with sawdust and placed it
near a small white oak bush. Alli
son came along at the rest hour. He
was told by one of the youngsters
where he could kill a rabbit, and all
the pupils, hiding behind trees and
bushes watched him fire 13 shots at
the little animal. The rabbit did not
move, and after Allison examined the
gun thoroughly he began to reload, but
the children could remain still no long
er and began laughing. It then
dnwned on Allison that the rabbit wus
stuffed, and that he was the victim of
a Joke.
HEAL ITCHING SKINS
With Cutieura Soap and Ointment—
They Heal When Other« Fall. v
Nothing better, quicker, safer, sweet
er for skin troubles of young and olu
that itch, burn, crust, scale, torture
or disfigure. Once used always used
because these super-creamy emollients
tend to prevent little skin troubles be
coming serious, if used daily.
Free sample each by mail with Book.
Address postcard, Cutieura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv.
Further Army Plans.
Ambulance and escort wagons for
an army of 2,033,000 men will require
the expenditure of $10,600,000, accord
ing to the recently published urgent
deficiency estimates. This sum is ex
pected to cover the acquisition of 55,
000 escort wagons, 60,000 water waf
ans, 3,400 ambulance wagons, 10,000
medical carts and 5,000 small arms era
munition wagons. These figures are
all additional to the Increased esti
mates for motor transport.—Army ana
Navy Journal.
State of Ohio, City of Toledo. Lucas
County—ss. i
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is ;
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney I
Sc Co., doing business In the City of To
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and that
y the sum of ONE HUN
for any case of Catarrh
use of
said firm will pay
DRED DOLLARS
that cannot be cured by the
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
tny presence, this 6th day of December,
A D. 188«.
(Seal) A. W. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is tak
en Internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Druggists, 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
She Had a Pa£a Once.
The little girl's father had been j
away a long time in search of health, j
His memory must have grown dim in j
the child's mind. One afternoon, when
being rolled out In her go-cart, she
saw a little child run* by to a man be- ;
yond and call, "Papa. Papa." The
little girl turned to her mother and
remarked in a sorrowful tone, "Once ;
we had a papa.
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Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
Signature
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Opposites Opposed.
"What did she do when he ques
tioned her sharply?"
"She refused flatly to answer."
DON'T GAMBLE
that your heart's ail right. Make
sure. Take "Renovine"—a heart and
nerve tonic. Price 50c and $1.00.-—Adv.
Holland prohibits exports of bulbs
except by license.
Overworked Women
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Spartanburg, S.C.—"For nine yean I suf
fered from backache, weakness, and irregu
larities so I could hardly do my work. I
tried many remedies but found no perm a
Bent relief. Altar taking Lydia E. Pink- itj T 18
ham's Vegetable Compound 1 felt » great l iLiLjL-ii-E=*æ
change for the better and am now well and
strong so I have no trouble in doing my work.
I hope every user of Lydia E. Pinxham's
Vegetable Compound will get as great relief
as I did from its use."— Mrs. S. D. McAbeï,
122 Dewey Ave., Spartanburg, 6. C.
Chicago, HI.—"For about two yean I suf
fered from a female trouble so I was unable
to walk or dp any of my own work. I read „
about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound in the newspapen and determined
try it. It brought almost immediate relief.
My weakness has entirely disappeared and I
never had better health. I weigh 165 pounds /
and am as strong as a man. I think money <
is well spent which purchases Lydia E.Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound.''—Mrs. Jos.
O'Bkyax, 1755 Newport Ave., Chicago, I1L
YOU CAN RELY UPON
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Typical Housecfeanlng.
A woman wouldn't think she was
housecleaning if she didn't get all the
articles her husband needed most in
the most inaccessible places the very
first day.
Things you try to keep dark will
come to light sooner or later.
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s Refreshes — Restores. Murine Is & Favorite 5
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Mrs. L. A. Patterson, 1899 Kentucky
St., Memphis, Tennessee, writes:
*T have been a friend of Peruna
for many year». I have used Jt off
and on for catarrhal complaints and
found It a very excellent remedy.
I have a small family 'Ot children.
Times are hard with us, but 1 can
scarcely afford to do without Peru
na, especially during the eeaaon of
the year when cough« and colds
are prevalent We always recom
mend Peruna to our neighbors, for
the benefit it has been to us. M
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Home. Recommend
It to Our Neighbors.
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oinoe can procure Peruna Tablets.
Distemper Cured Quickly
y\ By wIds one bottle of FRAZIER'S DISTEMPER REMEDY«
, \ This remedy is sold on a strict guarantee to give satis
faction or refund the money; a liquid given on the tongue or
fOj Placed in feed. Prevents and cures Influenza, Shipping Fever,
l^jl Catarrhal Fever. Coughs and Colds. A good Kidney remedy#
^ / no bad after-effects. $1 bottle holds three 50-cent bottle»
Send for free horse booklet. Sold by druggists or prepaid
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BINKLEY MEDICAL CO.. 24 Clark SL, Napponee, IméL
And Don't Tell the Wife.
Do you know that that bulldog of
yours ^killed my wife's little harmless,
affectionate poodle?"
Well, what are you going to do
about it?"
Would you be offended if I was to
present him with a nice brass collar?"
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A single dose of Dr. Peery's "Dead Shot"
will expel Worm» or Tapeworm. No second
dose or after purgative necessary. Tones
up the stomach and Bowels. Adv.
Roumanian oil wells have been de
stroyed.
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sîaEap- — Best for'
rough work
OVERALLS of
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Miss Stifel Indigo Cloth
FOR WOMEN
"Miss Stifel Indigo" the kid glove finish cloth is of
the same high quality as her famous big brother.
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fabric. It's the real economy doth for work clothes.
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mark on the back of the doth inside the garment
—it's your guarantee of the genuine Stif el • Indigo
Cloth. Remember it'e the CLOTH in your
Overalls that gives the wear!
.ttMSTUSO
J. L. STIFEL & SONS
WHEELING, W. VA. '
Indigo Dyers end Printers
New York....._260-262 Church St. BiMmore—. Coa-Coh BMc.
Philadelphia..1011 Chestnut St. St. Lonii-923 Victoria Bide.
Boron.11 Bedford fit Sc Paul...._2!8 Endicott Bide.
Chicago.221 VV. Jackson Blvd. Toronto._14 Manchester Bldr.
San Francisco, Postal Telegraph Bide. Winnipeg.400 Hammond Bldg. ;
SC Joseph. Mo_Saxton Bank Bldg. Montreal.Room S08 Read Bldg. ./><
Vancouver..506 Mercantile Bldg.
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Make you feel the joy of living. It is impossible
to be happy or feel good when yon are
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tlflNTERSMITH's
W duLLlONlC
Sold for 47 years. For Malaria, Chills and Fever,
a Fine General Strengthening Tonic. 60c and 91.00 at all Drat
Hymen Thwarted.
It was tragedy. He was engaged
to his typewriter, but he had to give
her up.
"Why wps that? Didn't he love
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"He loved her, but he couldn't spare
her from ,the office. They were too_
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