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URGES! CIRCULATION OF AN! PAPER IN SMI ANTONIO
Helping the
Small Man
"A fine sentiment.” some of our conservative friends
will remark, "but tell us precisely what you would do to
help the small men make a living.”
One way to do it is illustrated by the land system of
the state of Victoria, Australia.
Victoria is, and has practically the same climate as
Texas. It was formerly held back by great land holdings,
as Texas is in some parts today. Again, as in the case of
Texas, there were plenty of people who needed and
wanted homes on the land and a chance to make a living
for their families by working for themselves.
But in Victoria, as in Texas, the man who most needed
the home was least able to get it because he lacked the
capital essential to the enterprise.
In Victoria it is believed that the purchase and subdi-
Vision of land into small farms is just as much the legiti
mate function of government as the building of high
ways and the maintenance of schools.
In the United States we know how "to help the big
man make a profit.” We have reduced this process to
one of the fine arts of legislation. But other countries
can teach us the equally Important lesson of "helping
the small man to make a living.”
The measure of a country’s greatness is not, and never
Was. the size of the profits realized by its big men, but
the welfare and happiness of the small men, who make
up the masses.
Twenty-six trunks, ten horses and five carriages have
arrived at Tarrytown, N. J., from Cleveland. Rockefeller
with his little porte-monnie (French) will soon arrive
and will spend Christ mas there, If the porte-monnie
doesn't collapse.
Rev. N. Dwight Hills says Roosevelt Is “the only man
on earth who can throw double sixes every time.” Won
der where Dwight preaches!
Talk about cinches! Every time a newspaper roasts him
Roosevelt gets $1 per word for his answer.
Mrs. King Alfonso won't let Alf ride a flying machine.
Afraid some good wing shot will pot him.
Washington’s nice little milk trust had just announced
a raise in price beyond the reach of the poor, on the
ground that cows weren't giving milk, when a prosecuting
attorney said a few kind words and the cows went to
spouting the lacteal most gloriously.
Oklahoma is so hot after the clairvoyants that they
can’t even tell at their very best “sittings" whether they’ll
be in jail or the Gulf of Mexico tomorrow.
Greeting down in effete Boston: "Good morning! Has
Prof. James’ ghost used you yet?"
Long before she married Chanler, Cavalieri publicly
announced that she would not marry for love. The hyme
neal altar in a church is no place for a bride like that.
She should be put up on an auction block.
Maybe if they'll search Ballinger’s hat they'll find this
proverb in it: "To possess what is unobtainable to others
is a human passion.” e
Dickinson —oh. he’s war secretary—says "Taft has exe
buted Roosevelt's policies.” Yes sir. executed ’em and
turned the remains over to friends of the family!
Maybe, too, there’s something in Aldrich's had health.
Rhode Island democratic nominee for governor is making
B whirlwind campaign as an "insurgent.”
Nearly all of the 391 democratic congressional candl
dates have been nominated. To James T. Lloyd of Mis-
Bouri, chairman of the national democratic congressional
committee, properly belongs a large share of the credit
for ths high character of the men selected to make the
race in the name of democracy. From the moment he
took charge of the campaign Mr. Lloyd concentrated his
efforts upon seeing that men of high moral character and
recognized integrity were named. "We can win, but only
if we present men of proven patriotism and Integrity to
the voters,” declared Mr. Lloyd over and over again to
the democratic leaders throughout the country. This was
practically an ultimatum, because Chairman Lloyd saw
to it personally that his wish was carried out.
British editors call Teddy "the American Moses.” Prob
6bly because Teddy, early In life, was in the bullrushes.
Actress Trixie Frlganza mounted a Chicago aeroplane
and it wouldn't budge. One glance at Trixie, as we re
member her in San Antonio, would show anybody that
she was too much "heavier than air” to fly.
Spain, you’re next!
People Refuse
to Be Buncoed
niuivui sucn action wouio
be like a meal without bread, or like a duck trying to
swim without water. It is quite a proper formality. You
don't have to eat the bread and your duck can live with
out swimming. Moreover, the more salubrious the en
dorsement the more likely its acceptance as a proper for
mality and nothing else.
Mr. Taft's career as chief executive and his personality
are known to the people, who will have their own opinion
of them regardless of all convention fulminations.
Nothing that a convention could claim could cover up
established facts. The Ballinger scandal is still odorous.
We all know what sort of men compose Mr. Taft's start
of advisers. We all know of his self-confessed weakness
and failure in securing redemption of popular party
pledges. His denial of federal patronage in order to pun
ish honest legislators who defied Cannonism and Aldrich-
Ism is matter of history. These are facts. Mr. Taft is
J personally responsible for them, and all the convention
■ endorsements that can be fired off between this date and
■J9I2 cannot hide them or mislead the public as to their
Iniquity.
Moreover, Taft is only an incident and not the issue.
That which is stirring the people of this nation is bigger
than a Taft bigger than a Roosevelt, bigger than big New
York and all its conventions and platforms. While there
is no chance of a democratic majority in Texas it is just
well for the people to remember the Taft principles
SUNDAY,
“It is better to help the
small man make a living
than to help the big man
make a profit.”
So says Gifford Pin
chot.
— Of course it's not news
to say that New York's
progressive convention en
dorsed President Taft. A
republican convention
“ without such action would
Democratic
Senate Possible
to predict a democratic senate. Such a thing is not im
possible, however. On March 4, next, the terms of thirty
United States senators expire, of whom twenty-four are
republicans. Twelve of these are in bad repute, and most
of them will not aspire to succeed themselves, and others
are in serious trouble, among them being Clark of Wy
oming, Dick of Ohio. Kean of New Jersey, Nixon of Ne
vada. The senate at present has fifty-nine republicans
and thirty-three democrats. Seven of the republicans are
progressives. From present Indications the next senate
will be anti-republican, forty-five republicans and forty
seven progressives and democrats.
Champ Clark of Missouri, the man who may succeed
Uncle Joe Cannon as speaker if the national house of
representatives is democratic, is a man of the common
people. He was born in a log cabin and was raised on the
farm. He is still old fashioned in a good many things.
Last week he was billed to address a meeting in a small
town near St. Louis. On the mornlrg of the afternoon
he was to speak he sent the following note to the com
mittee in charge of his reception: "I wish you would let
me know what hour I am to speak and send somebody
over to the Laclede hotel in St Louid, to pilot me over.
Of course I don't care anything for carriages or automo
biles or anything of that sort. I can ride in a street car."
Have you heard it?—"Every Little Movement Has a
Meaning of Its Own.” Naw! It isn’t Teddy explaining
that'Saratoga business; it’s the new song craze for the
crazies.
Cleveland is booming Brand Whitlock for United States
senator vice Standpat Dick. To do up the Dick-Herrick-
Foraker-Cox-Harding gang with a man like Toledo’s gol
den major would be redeeming Ohio wholesale, sure
enough.
Pittsburg jurj’ acquitted a thirteen-year-old girl who
killed her betrayer. Another terrible blow to the “noble
scions" of Pittsburg's high-up families!
Gee! What a vaudeville trio Manuel, Mlle. Gaby and
Uncle Joe would make, with Joe doing the singing!
As Others View It
TEXAS AND THE NATIVE OYSTER.
We are accustomed to hear the name of Texas mention
ed in association with big things. The area of the state, Its
growth in population, its principal cities. Its cattle ranches
and cattle ranges, are all things of great proportions. In
addition, there are its cotton plantations, its fruit farms
and its vegetable gardens, the like of which, for size and
yield, is seldom to be found. All this without mentioning
the prospects of Texas as they are viewed by Its sombrero
crowned sons, and leaving out of the discussion anything
save a passing reference to the real pride of Texas, her
lovely daughters. What could seem more foreign, there
fore, to Texas, more incongruous to Texas environment,
more out of tune with Texas associations, tastes, aspira
tions and ideals, than the oyster?
Up in the northeast the oyster has been a social factor
for generations. But this is natural. In the northeast
the oyster is at home, like the lobster, the clam, the soft
shell crab and the periwinkle. He constitutes an Im
portant part of the food product of the section. Shipped
in the shell, canned or in bulk, he has contributed as
much as any other food product to the comfort and the
uplift of a free people. In his way he has been to the
northeast what the Texas steer has been to the southwest.
No attempt has ever been made to cultivate the Texas
steer in New England; why should an attempt be made to
cultivate the New England oyster in Texas?
Yet the attempt has been made, and the consequence of
Invading a field that does not belong to it is already be
coming apparent. The New England oyster, as might
have been expected, was not long In southwestern waters
before it had raised the native Texas oyster to a higher
plane; so that today the oyster called native in Texas is a
very superior bivalve to the oyster that was native to
Texas before the New England oyster was introduced in
that quarter. It has a harder shell. It has a more dig
nified. some say a colder bearing. It is a smoother propo
sition. But the middbunan has been meddling with it, sep
arating it from its natural juice, substituting Ice water for
its natural liquor, and would be doing this down to the
present moment if the Texas legislature had had not called
a halt. Now all Texas oysters must be sold in their natural
juice, and the consequence is a very sharp advance In the
price of living.
It will be asked at once, why don’t the Texans eat beef
instead of oysters? Whj’ don’t they cling to their natural
products instead of going after those that are in a sense
artificial? These are questions that could be properly an
swered only by the Texans themselves. And the prob
abilities are that they would be able to give a no more
satisfactory answer than can people in all other quarters
of the world who try to explain why they have less fond
ness for things that are plentiful and cheap than for things
that are scarce and dear.
The Hall Room Boys
SAN ANTONIO LIGHT AND GAZETTE
. It is generally conceded
the next congress will have
a decided democratic ma
jority in the house, but up
to the present time it has
been considered boldness
I ALL SORTS |
Copyright. 1909. by :
Poet Publishing Co. *
j By NEWTON NEWKIRK. •
DOROTHY NEWKIRK A MARVEL.
California Girl the Coming Champion
Swimmer of America, Says
Expert.
Miss Dorothy Newkirk is the com
ing swimming girl of America, ac
cording to B. Goodwin Seielstad, fa
mous college swimmer, who tried out
the pretty sixteen-year-old Angeleno
girl recently from the Venice pier, a
distance of seven-eights of a mile,
against a terrific tiderip and in a
choppy sea.
Miss Dorothy Newkirk is a marvel,
and 1 can understand why Annette
Kellerman refused a match with her
because she had not sufficient time
to go into training. In addition to a
marvelous physique and an indom
itable courage, this charming young
girl seems to know the way of the
sea as if by Instinct. How to battle
every cross current and escape its
clutches seems to be an instinct with
her. and she does it without loss of
effort and in the quickest possible
time.
We were more than half way to the '
finish when she said: ‘‘l guess I
made a mistake in wearing skirt.
I have half a notion to drop it and
leave you and the skirt both behind."
We had to swim away out in a
curve to escape being swept into the
breakers, and when we landed at
Santa Monica she suggested to ms
that we swim back, because it was
such a long walk.
Never in my experience have I seen
such endurance and she easily could
have made good her offer to swim
back. '
Though Miss Newkirk is not a sprln
tef, she has mastered the “Australian
crawl,” and is the only girl on the
coast who has been able to adopt that
form of swimming.—From the Les
Angeles Examiner.
Ah there, Dorothy!
I am glad to meet you. I have never
heard of you, but of course you are a
relative of mine and I am proud to
belong to the same family that bears
your name.
Looks like you have Annette Keller
man’s goat all right when it comes to
the swimming business. Otherwise
why didn’t Annette accept your chal
lenge for a swimming match? Oh.
I know- she said she didn’t have time
to go into training, but that's what
they all say.
When the sports of this country
were trying to arrange a match be
tween Me and Jack Johnson aftet
he had licked the tar out of Jim Jef
fries at Reno, I hemmed and hawed
and said that I didn’t have time to
go into training. Then they all
laughed at me, so I don’t think very
much of that excuse when Annette
Kellerman makes it.
There must be some class to you,
Dorothy, not only as a swimmist, but
also as a sixteen-year-old beauty.
However, that is not to be marveled
at —-as a rule all the Newkirks arc
very handsome.
Why did they call you a “college
swimmer?” Nothin’ like a college ice
are you? I should hate to believe,
Dorothy that you are as cold and un
feeling as that.
Don’t you believe it if anybody telle
you that you made a mistake in wear
ng a skirt in the water. I have a
I hunch (and my hunches are gener
ally correct) that you would look far
better. Dorothy, in a skirt than any
[ thing else I can at the present mo
ment thing of to suggest. You,take
|my advice and stick to the skirt—
then you won't attract so much at
tention as you otherwise might.
I am sorry you are not a sprinter.
However, all us Newkirks cannot be
sprinters. Now sprinting is my strong
hold. I once ran for congress in the
west and you should have seen me
go! As a runner for congress I far
outclassed the candidate on the other
side, but the son-'of-a-gun beat me
by $5OO campaign expenses over and
above what I spent to be elected.
Perhaps you are not aware. Doro
thy, that I hold the world's champion
ship for the fifty-yard dash. You
should have seen that dash. It was
done in a green pasture and a red
bull was after me. On the level, Dor
othy, I don’t know of anything thai :
Is so much of a stimulant to a sprin
ter as to have a large angry rod bull
with two sharp prongs protruding
from his forehead and wearing a loud ।
and defiant snort —I say I don’t
know of anything that will so stlpyu
late a foot racer to his utmost ef
forts as to have an animal of this
description right at his very’ heels
and Impressing on him at his every
Observant Citizen
I wad standing on the corner ot
Commerce and Alamo streets ye3:er
day afternoon, when I observed a ne
gro step from a street car backward
with a grip in his hands and then
things happened. The asphalt pave
ment. man and satchel were all one
for a tew moments and as the darkey
with a grin on his face was brushing
the dust from his clothes, anotnsr
negro approached him and said:
"Say, niggah, whar's you from?''
••in’ from de country,” exclaimed
the ' ictim and as the other coon
walk d away trom the scene he laugn
ingly remarked: “Ah nebber did seed
a country niggah, who nqwed howto
get off dem street keers, ’out 'jsltln
skinned and dis darkey am no c-jp
tion.” ’ *
SANANTONIO2I YEARSAGO
(From The Light, Oct. 16, 1889.)
The large force of workmen at the
fair grounds are getting things in
shape for the opening ot the Interna
tional exposition.
E. I. Bowsky, who conducts a oar
ber shop on Soledad street, was at
tacked by one of his former employes
this morning and painfully injured.
The assailant is in the county jail on
a charge of assault to murder.
Albert Devine has gone to the Dal
las fair. He will rustle for the Sac
Antonio exposition while, there.
Ed. Kotula and wife have returned
from their three months’ tour ot
Europe. The visited Rome, Paris,
Germany, the old Poland home and
return content with San Antonio.
The Turners did not meet last night,
because of the lack of a quorum.
Herman Laux will be out of his
room next week. *
The Eighth ward bowling club will
hold a meeting tonight.
Freddie Kalteyer now owns a new
Mail safety bicycle.
Issy Cohen and W. Hoefgen will
soon open a stationery store on Hous
ton street.
The Farmers’ Alliance has begun
the construction of an alliance store
on South Flores street.
The Aransas Pass railway is ex
pected to reach Laredo next Febru
ary.
The best driveway out to the fair
grounds is out South Flores street to
Mitchell street.
The mesquite blocks on Commerce
street have almost reached the Kamp
mann building.
Work of filling in the center of
Alamo plaza with black dirt is pro
gressing very slowly.
S. W. Morris of this city yester
day afternoon received the news ot
tl>i death of his brother, Joe Moirls,
in Canton, Miss.
The county commissioners this
morning passed an order to pay J 509
to S. P. Maury for the bridge on
the San Juan road.
jump that if it got up to him 1t would
lacerate the clothing and lift him
bodily into realms above.
Why, do you know, Dorothy, that
a man with rheumatism and also
with such complaints on the side as
sciatica. St. Vitus dance and lumbago
can do the most wonderful things in
the way of sprinting—if he is only
followed closely enough by a red
bull.
Just what is meant, Dorothy, by
the “Australian Crawl"? That's a new
one on me. I am familiar with the
“Western Union and the Postal Tele
graph messenger boy crawl,” hut this
imported article from Australia is
something I know- nothing about.
If you ever come south don’t fail to
visit me. Cousin Dorothy, because I
would introduce you to my friends
here in San Antonio with a good deal
of pride, and some day when T was
not very busv you and I would run
out to Hot Wells and take a sw-im in
the pool just to keep up our stroke.
Great work by the two Newkirks—
Dorothy and Newt, eh? I would show
you the sights, too—the Alamo, the
missions, and then we'd take a spin
around the loop. Thon I would take
you out to dinner —we would go to
the St. Anthony roof garden and de
vour some lobster salad and ice
cream, w-ith liver and milk for des
sert.
One hundred and twenty-three mil
lion seven hundred and fifty-four
thousand railroad ties, worth $60,321.-
000. were used by United States rail
roads last year.
Texas Talk
I
HAIL! DREAM SKIRT.
The pretty things that are
shown in the Houston show win
■dows cost like blazes and threat
en an epidemic of busted pocket
books. but. Gee! it's good to see
the women in them.—HoiMton
Post.
Don’t get grouchy over the prlee of
a dream skirt, dwell upon its spark
ling iridescence and the graceful
lines of its clinging drapery.
INSURANCE PROBLEM.
Chris Haglestein. one cf the
wealthy men of San Antonio, was
burned to death in bis beautiful
home while his wife and chil
dren were viewing the circus pa
rade. He carried $190,000 on his
life and now the investigators are
busy. Evidently the insurance ad
justors are agitated.—Dallas Daily
Times-Herald.
Agitated? That's very mild! But
the adjusters are not by any means as
excited as the insurance companj
stockholders. It is quite possible that
they will try to give the heirs a big
sensation before they hand over any
money.
ONLY NEED CORN.
Mexico is buying Texas corn by
the train load. That's an opening.
Why not shove along the good
work, to Include train loads of fac
tory products. Put the big order
book to work. —Fort Worth Star-
Telegram.
Who wants any factory products in
tamales?
IN HOUSTON ALSO?
We admit that the celestial at
tributes and appointments of
Houston do not t»clude streets
paved with gold. We must first
get out of the habit of eternally
digging up the asphalt and vitri
fied brick before we can risk the
aurification of our highways.—
Houston Post.
Perhaps there's a Callaghan in
Houston. Digging up asnhalt and
putting mud in its place is supposed to
be a Mananavllle prlvil«ge, exclu
ively.
NO EXTRADITION.
The gentleman who was recent
ly a candidate for president
against Diaz has jumped his bond
and landed in Texas. Is running
for president in Mexico against
Diaz an extraditable crime? —
Houston Post.
Madero will be in no danger in San
Antonio if he gets a poll tax receipt—•
not until after the ch irter and city
elections, anyway iee d t° become
an American for that little
technicality waived.
HOW IT COSTS.
With Texas' great educational
institutions, the A. & M. college,
the University and the Denton In
dustrial institute, opening with
larger classes than ever before,
there is evidence that the next
legislature will find something to
do in meeting the demands upon
it for t>- upkeep of these institu
tions.—Beaumont Enterprise.
Any editor could have told them
that the moment a school of journal
ism was. started the expense bills
would run up. That name is enough
to lead to vast extravagance.
POSTAL BANKS? NONE.
Texas is growing In every way
and along every line. For in
stance. the number of banks has
increased from 167 to 606 In five
years.—El Paso Times.
Lots of banks but no sign of any
compliance with the postal bank pro
visions adopted by congress. What the
people can expect from Taft is a cold
crust.
A RELIEF.
“John.” said his wife. “I have lots
of things I want to talk to you
about.” .
“That's good.” answered Mr. Snend
ers; “generally you want to talk to
me about things you haven't got.”—
Buffalo Express.
(Copyrkht. 1910. S’ the New Tortr Brenini Journal
Publishing Oorapany.)
OCTOBER IC., 1910.
Little Stories
PARENTS STILL GROWING OIA
Paul Morton, the president of the
Equitable Life, was speaking to a
gathering of Insurance men on the
humor of application blanks.
"In filling out a blank recently a
man in Ohio put after the ‘age of
father, if living,’ 120 years, and after
'age of mother, if living,’ 110 years.
The agent was a little surprised and
started an investigation of his ow i.
In answer to inquiries the applicant
said that both father and mother hid
died several years before, but 'if liv
ing' would be at the ages given."—
Judge.
FOUND A WAY.
"Pedro, I owe about 3000 francs.”
said a Parisian grocer to his shop
man.
"Yes. sir."
"1 have 2000 francs in the safe, but
the shop is empty. I think it is tne
right moment to fail.”
"That's just what I think."
"But I want a plausible pretext for
my creditors. You have plenty of
brains; think the matter over tonight
and tomorrow morning.”
The clerk promised to think it
carefully over. On entering the shop
next morning the grocer found the
safe open, the money gone, and in
its place a note, which ran as fol
lows; "I have taken the 2000 francs,
and am off to America. It is the
best excuse you can give to your
creditors."—The Argonaut.
THANKSGIVING.
Alan had played the entire day with
Little Brother without an impatient
word. After saying his customary
prayer that night his mother suggest
ed that he add, “I thank God I was
not impatient |Uth Little Brother to
day.” This he did with much fervency,
after which he remarked that there
were some other things he would like
to thank God for and forthwith he
closed his eyes and said:
“I thank God I offered my candy to
father before taking any myself.
“I thank God I offered my candy to
Little Brother before taking any my
self.
"And I thank God there was some
left." —Lippincott's. »
WHEN THE PUDDEN’ PULLED.
Farmer Hodge was of the good, old
fashioned school, and ha always gave
a feast to his hands atfWiarvest time.
It was harvest time, and the feast
was about to commence.
Giles was the oldest hand, and the
hostess, with beaming cordiality, mo
tioned him to the seat by her right
hand. But Giles remained silently un
responslv e.
"Come.” said the hostess, "don't be
bashful, Mr. Giles" —he was just Giles
on ordinary occasoins—“you're a
right to the place of honor, you
know.”
Giles deliberated a moment, then
spoke. _ .
"Thank you, kindly. Mrs. Hodge,
he said, "but if it's all tthe same to
you. I'd rather sit opposite this pud
den'!”—Answers.
NO INSULT INTENDED.
“Haven't we met before?” inquired
the inquisitive, bent-nozed man in the
day coach.
"I hope not,” replied the short-hair
ed man. who was sharing his seat.
"You hope not!” ejacuiatorily re
peated the first speaker. "Do you
mean that. sir. for an insult?”
"1 intend it for just the reverse of
an insult, my friend,” responded the
man witn the cropped hair, "and I
think you will appreciate my senti
ment a’nd feel like thanking me for
giving it eZiression when I tell you
that this is the first day in thirty
years that I have been out of the
staters prison."— Chicago Daily News.
SEEKING NEW FIELDS.
At a meeting of a state medical so
ciety the secretary read a letter from
the consul of one of our far-away
possessions urging the need of a resi
dent physician in his district. In tie
moment of silence that followed the
reading a young man in the hall arose
and said modestly: “I wish vou would
put me down for that place, sir. It
sounds good to me. My practice hire
died last night.”—Success Magazine
It's an ill wind that blows out y«ur
last match.
POINTED PARY
GRAPHS.
It's a pity tint
more sermons a-e
not as deep as th«y
are long.
It's awfully hart
for a little womu
to impress peoph
with her dignity.
Under certain cir
cumstances a worn- 1
an will admit any
thing—except her
age.
The trouble with
most people is that
they waste tod
much time explain
ing things.
Some women
jump at conclusions
because they want
to see how the story
is going to end.
The man who has
a good reputation
may not be able to
realize the fun he
might have if he
didn’t. — Chicago
News.
REFLECTIONS OF
A BACHELOR
A man can love a
girl just because he
oughtn't to.
Most anyb ol y
could get rich if it
really made tromle
for him.
Before he is mir
ried a man thitks
he has troubles; if
terward he knouS.
One way to |et
along in the wosd
is not to be an htr
to much money.
What a man lik«s
about family life S
how important hi
thinks he is in it.—
New York Press.