4 The San Antonio Light FOUNDED JANUARY 20, 1881. MEMBERS ASSOCIATED RRESS. Published every day in the year. Evening dally—Sunday morning. ■ v BY THE SAN ANTONIO LIGHT PUB- LISHING CO. (Ine.) A. G. MUNRO Manager EHIRLJEY W. JOHNS. .Managing Editor TELEPHONE CALLS. Business Office and Circulation De partment. both phones !<• Editorial Department, both ph0ne5..1359 TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION By Carrier or Mall. Dally and Sunday, one year (In ad vance) »5 JO Daily and Sunday, one month 50c Suaday Edition, one year 8.00 Single Copies, Daily or Sunday 5c Entered at the Postoffice at San Antonio, Texas, as Second-class Matter. The S. C. Beckwith Special Agency. Representatives. New York. Tribune Building; Chicago. Tribune Building. TO SUBSCRIBERS. It is Important when desiring the ad dress of your paper changed to give both old and new addresses. Should delivery be Irregular, please notify the office. Either telephone, 176. PUBLISHER'S NOTICE. Subscribers to The Light are requested to pay money to regular authorized col lectors only. Do not pay carriers, as errors are sure to result A Blow at Humanity ov. CAMPBELL mistakes the 2. temper and intelligence of the V—* people of Texas if he expects them to swallow his absurd reason for vetoing the tuberculosis sanitarium bill. Whatever may have been his true motive, the governor is singularly un fortunate in his selection of an excuse to present to the public, for it is so childish, so absurd and altogether so nonsensical that no reasonable man can accept it as genuine. The governor says the sanitarium rontemplated by the appropriation would care for only 200 patients an nually, hence the institution would do no good. According to the governor's reasoning—if reasoning it may be call ed, Texas will never make a start to ward caring for its consumptives, be cause it will never be able to provide an institution large enough at the out set to accommodate every indigent consumptive in the state. By the same token, we ought to close all the in sane asylums in the state because they are not caring for all the lunatics. But the governor's reason shows he has not considered the matter, because an Institution with 200 beds would care for many times that number of con sumptives in the course of a year. Some ’ would die and some would be cured and leave the institution, and the doc tors estimate that 200 beds would ac commodate 1200 to 1500 patients in a year, and that would go far toward caring for the indigent consumptives In the state. But why discuss this veto further? It is too wanton a misuse of power to merit anything but condemnation. The governor for some reason known only to himself has deliberately struck a blow at humanity. Fort Worth has been hard hit by fire, but her pluck and enterprise will rebuild the burned area better than it was before. Gov. Campbell has been forced into ridiculous attitudes by the necessity of finding reasons for some of his recent vetoes, notably in the case of the tuberculosis sanitarium bill. Oh, Say Can You See? __ HE bill to prohibit red, white and blue tights has been favorably reported to the house, —News Item. All honor now to the members of the crimes of punishments committee of the Minnesota house of representa tives. All honor now to this little band of patriots, dauntless, daring, brave and free. '* Dauntless they stand, Horatio at the bridge, guarding with unwavering courage the starry banner of liberty. Daring, they sally forth, striking blow on blow, defending the gonfalon of glory. Bravely they battle, beating back the bedizened brazen broilers of a foe. Theirs the honor, the homage, for nestling in their midst, shrinking, blushing, clinging, conlding, is the palladium of our liberties —theirs, for the nonce, for |he nonce, we say—to love, to shield, to honor, for at least a day. And what thought the hosts of gayety frolic and frivol, and flaunt their legs in wild abandon —flaunt them, we say, full in the face of the floating folds of the far-flung flag of freedom, these patriots dauntless, daring, brave and free stand firm, e'en though another sun may see them The Light’s Editorial and Daily Magazine Page struck down, trampled under the ad vancing armies of the Amazons. Sweeping, swirling, swaying, giddy and gay, about them dance the daz zling hosts of a degenerate day. Trip ping, twinkling nether extremities flft and flutter to and fro, decked in tri color tights and trapping, legs and legs, in row on row. Get thee far back, gonfalon; haste thee to safer shelter, emblem of the great republic, and cloak your blushing purity in the starry field of blue. And therefore Be It enacted, That no chorus girl, or broiler, or ballet dancer, or suchlike, shall cover her shapely nether ex tremeties in red and white and blue, "Hail, banner of freedom, blue and white and red. Hail, flag of deeds and destiny, spangled with shimmer ing stars.” Hail, glorious emblem. Hail, committee on crime and punish ments. Minnesota house of representa tives. Hall not a theater-goer to ask him if he ever saw red, white and blue tights. But hail —thrice hall —the modest, shame-struck patriots, a-tilt with a stage windmill. Our flag must be kept unsullied, our emblem of liberty must be shield ed, safe. In almost the words of the immortal Dix, “If any chorus girl at tempts to haul on the American flag, bid her leave it off.” After a short rest the Publicity league boosters will go at it harder than ever. The interruption will give San Antonians a chance to decide how much they will invest. Senator Thomas goes back to the senate from which he was expelled Either the senate or the people of his district have made a mistake. HARD ON THE FARMER. (Dallas Times-Herald.) Texas lawmakers are fillibuster ing against the Cureton bill. Hon. Davy Neill, president of the State Farmers’ union, says the farmers de mand the passage of the Cureton bill. It is a safe bet of >lOOO to $lO that 99 per cent of the farmers of Texas never read the Cureton bill, are not interested in the Cureton bill and are indifferent as to its fate. Hon. Davy Neill is the gentleman wh o cham pioned the destruction of the cotton exchanges two years ago. He won. The bulls were exiled and the bear, took possession of the clover patch. Result: Price of cotton tumbled from 11 1-2 cents to 8 1-2 cents. Every time the Hon. Davy wins the men he presumes to speak for lose or some legitimate industry is knocked out of commission. NOW YOU’RE SHOUTIN’. (Fort Worth Star-Telegram.) Every county in Texas should make some sort of tangible eflfort to secure homeseekers, new blood, for the work of intensive development. Every coun ty in Texas is losing money so long as its resources are undeveloped or worked in slip-shod fashion. Keep Texas growing. A Smile and a Laugh MOST ANYTHING Just Between Ourselves A Word from Josh Wise. ‘‘A man who hides his accom plishments Is like a miser who hides his gold.” Mr. H. Peck: Life is full of contra dictions. Mrs. P.: And I say it isn't The descent of bank robbers upon Bald Knob, Ark., seems to have made its hair curl. Bluff is a good thing, used with dis cretion, whether you're playing poker, asking for a job, or trying to win a girl. Jack Binns has been given a larger salary. But look what he had to do to get it. T kissed my girl in a taxicab, No trite and hackneyed lover was I, To kiss 'neath the stars, below the blue sky, In dale or in dawn, with traditional sigh. Nor e'en the dark parlor brings me any balm, 'Neath the mistletoe—bah—eke the green waving palm. I wanted to give ail the customs a jab; So I kissed my girl in a taxicab. Yes, a rattling, noisy, fare-eating cab. Awsy with traditions, my girl and I said, As we kissed for five blocks in a hired taxicab. As soon as the new crop of garden seeds gets planted the hens joyfullv beWin laying again—laying for the seeds. One thing about a conceited man— when people criticise him. fie never lets it worry him any, like other peo ple do. MONDAY, APRIL 5, 1909. TEE SAN ANTONIO LIGHT MONDAY, APRIL 5, 1909. San Antonio 21 Years Ago (From The Light April 5, 1888.) The grand jury inspected the poor farm yesterday. The Government Hill Music and Dramatic club will give an entertain ment at Muth's garden on April 21. Miss Mary Braden has left on a visit to friends in Monterey, Mex. Miss Lula Hunter has gone to Ala bama and will spend the summer there Theo. Folz, late of Wolfson’s cloth ing store, is now with Joske’s. Prof. Guerrero will show the new magic lantern pictures at the hign school tomorrow. The Hugo & Schmeltzer Gun club has been re-organized and a commit tee appointed to select groupds on Government hill. The Lustig Rolling club held an in teresting meeting at Mission garden last night. The fire companies held their reg ular monthly meeting last night. Noth ing of importance developed. The members of the executive com. mittee of the Southwestern Immigra tion association held a meeting last night and audited the accounts of the secretary and treasurer. The Troubadour Social club held a well attended meeting last night at the residence of Mr. Moritz on Goliad street. The constitution and by-laws were adopted and standing commit tees appointed. W. T. Jones, of Austin, and Miss Johanna Smith, of San Antonio, were married last night, the Rev. Dr. Bar bee, of the Camden street Christian church officiating. START OF A ROSY RUMOR.—By T. S. Allen. “Hey, Mbmie, I guess vou’ve won him. al’ right. He's lookin' at engage ment rings’’’ Business is Business, My Dear! MANY have wondered at the pro digiously large forms of rep tilian lite in the carboniferous ages,” said the professor. “Has it never occurred to you that these forms must have evolved to keep down the giant vegetation? The dan ger to the frail beginnings of the hu man race was not from wild beasts, but from the giant plants, which would have devoured them.” Our ship, bound with tourists from New York to New Orleans for the Mardi Gras, was passing the maze of unexplored, almost uncharted is lands along the south Florida shore. Presently the professor told us a story. Danton was interested In the sponge business. The supply of sponges had been virtually exhausted along the shores of Florida and the West In dies. Just as the Marshal Niel was produced from the wild rose, so, Den ton believed, a giant sponge might be evolved from the wild marine spe cies. With this object he went to a lonely island off the Florida shore erected a hut, stocked it with sup plies for a year, and took up his ex istence there in company with his setter “Span.’’ Within three months he had suc ceeded beyond his wildest hopes. He had evolved a sponge of enormous dimensions and propagated a large colony on the south shore of the is land. To his gratification he discov; ered that it would answer every pur pose of commerce. One thing bad not occurred to him. The minute forms of life on which the sponge exists no longer sufficed to supply the new growth with food. Had it been less hardy it would have The Daily Short Story SPONGE ISLAND. □y Harcld Carter. perished. To Denton’s astonishment it proceeded to effect a change in its habits. The new sponge became terrestrial. It sought its food in the Insect life that abounded a/bove the surface of the sea. In three months more a fringe of sponge, so thick and dense as to 'be almost impermeable, surrounded the entire coast of the island. And, day by day, Denton no ticed that its habitable area was per coptibly decreasing. The full meaning of this did not dawn upon him until one morning when, scarcely fifty yards from his Frenzied with horror, Denton seized an ax and rusted into the growth, chopping