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LM. do QUESNAY, JR. & CO, Jobbers In Cigarc and Tobacco ASD (state AGENTs of the A. DELPIT Factory, New Orlea’s. Will Receive in a few days A FULL LINE OF GOODS, atd INVITE INSPECTION. Volume V.—Number 3 I 7. CLEARING-OUT SALE I We take occasion to mention to our friends and customers in the City and Country that since we are through with our annual Stock-taking, we have made great reductions in all our departments, and are offering Bargains to all those in need of any thing in Dry Goods, Clothing, to see and be convinced that we mean what we adve r tise. Goo. H. Kalteyer, President - Otto Koehler, Sec. and Manager. ★ LONE STAR* Corny. SAN ANTONIO. TEXAS. F HIMMANG. A. HAMPEL Oyatere, Fish and Game. ★ißiverside Cafe Restaurant* And At Scholz’s Hall, Corner of Commerce and Losoya Streets. and Meals at all hours. Everything served in First-Cla'S Style, ’elite waiters In attendance. 7-28-6ni L. WOLFSON, MeMPOBIUHOF FASm#- > ■'a This Establishment Is now Replete with All tne Novelties tor the Fall and Winter Season. Fall and Winter Silks and Satins Can be seen in Black and Colored, Plain and Brocaded. Casstmeres (black and colored). Tricots, Diagonals. Serges, etc. Camel Hair and Wool Sat eens. Velvets and Velveteens in all colon, plain and brocaded. Silk Pongees, D**m Plaids in single and double widths, and to suit all Dress Goods. Gloves, Laces, and Fancy Goods. He Is now showing the largest stock of Kid Gloves, Mits, Laces and for Ladles and Children ever brought to our city. In Silk Hosiery be has an endless variety and cannot be undersold. Fall * and * Winter • Millinery All the latest Fall and Winter styles and makes of Bonnets and Hats, Ostrich Plumes, Tips, Ribbons and Trimmings will be found there. This department is under tint-class artistes, who will please the tastes of all. Flannels, Blankets, Linens, Cotton Goods, Towelings, Domestic Prints, Ginghams, Alpacas, Comforters. Canton Flan nels and Hosiery. Among the other things which were very extensively purchased by his agents was tbe most magnificent stock of Dress Goods of all kinds ever seen in any dry goods bouse in Texas. Especial attention was given to purchasing Fall and Winter bilks, and can he also give the greatest bargains In Clothing, Boots Shoes and Hats Hit itock of Fall and Winter it’lothing is the (argent ever brought to Texas, and em braces, in Cue latest patterns. Prince Albert Cutaway. Frock and Sack Suite. A very arge ana complete stock of l<adies'. Misses', Men's and Boys' Shoes and Boots. A full line of Stetson Soft and Stiff Hats. Also a full stock of Gentlemen's Furnishing Goods. FURNITURE AND CARPETS His Fural is complete with Household Goods, and be will suit everybody in this line. Among other goods we nnd Plush Parlor Suita, Mohair Parlor Suits, Walnut and Ash Bedroom Suite, Wardrobes, Chairs. Body Brussels and Ingram Carpets, Bugs, Matting, Curtains, Window Shades. Etc. Country orders filled promptly and satisfaction guaranteed. Bead for samples. L. WOLFSON, Main Plaza and Acequia Street JOSKE BROTHERS. TO ARRIVE! 1 One Car Upholstered Goode, new styles, very tine. One cur Chamber Suits and Novelties from Grand Rapids, unique and elegant in desipi and finish. One car Fine, Cheap Furniture, ftoin best makers. Erastus Reed. San Antonio Daily Light. Shoes, Hats, It is the Root of all Evil Without a Doubt. "You see those small masses of dirt upon this quarter," remarked Dr. Merger to a Light reporter this morning. “This coin has been tno long In circulation, and all these blaek incrustations on the surfarce of coins in the depressions be tween tbe images, are nothing but micro organisms algae and bacteria. Mr. Roinecb, of Erlangen, baa lately s tidied this subject, and bis investigations have embraced tbe copper, silver and gold ooms ot all the states in Europe. If you take a needle and scrape off thia In crusted formation, and placing it in dis tilled water, and then place it under the uiicroacope you will at onoe seo that thio is true. Here are some specimens, remaiked the doctor, and he invited the seribe to look through bis microscope. The appearance was quite startling, the minute specks revealed under the strong magnification fragments of textile fibres and numerous grannies, which Dr. Mea ger said were composed of starch, w tieat and cellular algae. Tbe power was then increased and numerous spots appeared which were in a state of active motion, and hero and there could be seen elonga ted or rod shaped specitnens.whieh had a peculiar oscillating motion. These, the Doctor informed the Light reporter, were what were called vibuo Spirillum and globular forms of micr.-coccoid bacteria. Resuming his con vernal I >n, the Doctor satd that Mr. Renisch de clared that bacilli are almost al wavs found upon copper, gold and silver coins. The algae or water plants are met with only on old coins, new pieces containing bacteria only. In addition tbeincrusta tions upon coins are found to contain spores of lungi like those found in mould. This incrustation is not only observable on silver coins, but the same has been discovered on paper money, on notes, which to the naked eye appear to have a clean and unaltered surface. Ihe vegetation on paper money. according to the researches of Mr. Renisch, consist of the following plants, the names of w bich are long, but I do not know how to popularise tbe scien tific names so as to render them intelli gible to tbe unscientific reader: First, Micrococcus (various forms,) Bacterium Termo Baccilus (various forms.) Lep tothrix (species.) Sacciiaroniyee Ore visae, Uhrococcua Monetarum.Pleiuocoe cus Monetaruni. l hi« subject is a very interesting and also serious one as it es tablishes without doubt that filthy lucre is a fertile agent for the spread of con tagious diseases. It is highly probable that even the musty old tome that tbe bookworm delights in, has spread dis ease in a virulent forte, but books ot course do not circulate like money, and it is of great importance to public hy giene that ibis fact should be known. Mr. Renisch deems it prudent that in times of epidemic, such as small-pox, etc., coma that have become coated by too long a circulation should be cleansed by being boiled in an alkaline solution. The reporter left the Doctor and the subject jubilant, feeling that all newspa per men were involuntary philanthro pists from the fact of it being impossible for them to spread or catch any con tagious diseases, the idea of their re ceiving or pa\ing away money being ludricrous. This is indeed another in stsnes of the apothegm that “money is tbe root of all evil." Etc. Chicago, January 9.—The blizzard raging at present throughout Illinois, lowa, Kansas, Nebraska, Dakota and Minnesota, is declared to be of wider extent and more fierce in character than any known before in years. All Western trains are behind time. Many have been •■owed in and abandoned, and very lit tle can be learned concerning them, or of the eflseta of the storm, owing to tbs blowing down of telegraph wires and poles and ths stoppage of telegraphic •fmmuniMtion. Tbs temperature in Dakotn is said to bs from 20 to 40 de grees below zero, with a wild blizzard blowing. A telegra n from Fargo says tbe thermometer registered 27 degrees below at noon yesterday. It was de scribed as the roughest experience tbst the city has yet bad in the way of bois terous weather. Bismarck reports a high wind, with tbe thermometer 30 lie low. A high wind is prevailing at Sioux City, and tbe temperature is 20 degrees below zero. Omaha registers 20ueg-ees below. Telegraphic communication with Omaha baa been cut off nearly all day. A telegram from Des Moines, la., save the cold wave continues there with high wind and drifting enow. Through traine went of tbeie are blocked, and branch roads are eaowed nud,r Cbi esgn and Burlington traine are etuck feet In tbe enow about 15 miles south of Des Moines. The Wabash road south from that city is badly drifted. The Fort Dodge and tbe Narrow-Guage roads have been abandoned. A snow storm prevailed throughout Illinois all day, but the bad weather has not been very aevere so far. It is growing colder to-night, with all tbe roads to Omaha reported practically blockaded in cen tral lowa. Washington, January 9.—Senator Van Wyck, Representative Dorsey, of Nebraska, Judge <’arr, of Wyoming, and Major Lie welly, lately agent for the Mescalero Indians, called upon the President to-day in reference to his re ported purpose to remove General Crook from tbe command of troops operating against the Apaches. They represented that much anxiety bad been created in the west by tbe report, where General Crook waa held in high appreciation. The President spoke admirably of Gen eral Crook, and assured the visitors that no serious purpose of removing him bad beea entertained. He said General Crook should have all bo *■> ted, tbe whole army if neceMary, to quell the dleturbauces, protect tbe settlers and punish the savages. He (tbe Pnsidenl) waa determined that these objects should bo accomplished. Tbe gentlemen tbea called upon General Sheridan in refer enoo to tne same subject, and were re ceived by him as by tbe President and told that General Crook's removal was riot contemplated. A Bay horee, good size, sound and gentle under saddle or in barneaa. suit able for business or family use. Can be seen at the. Calcasieu Lumber Yard, East Commerce itr„t. west of Sunaet Rotiroad. l-112t SAN ANTONIO. TEXAS. MONDAY. JANUARY I 1. 1886. FILTHY LUCRE. Ths Blizzard. Crook and Indian Affairs. Horse tor Selo. THE LIGHT MOVING. After to-day ihe Light oillee will he found at No I Enst Commerce si reel, in the room lately occupied by H. Praeger. hardware dealer, where I lie three floors of that building will allow the paper to assume the importance it has enrneu. Tbe second floor will be occupied by compositors, in which also will be an editorial froem. and one lor the use of reporters. Ilie first fl *or will lie de voted to the busineae manager, eollrc tore and mailing clerk, with Hie job printing room in the rear. The cellar is amply titled for a press and engine room, anil will enable the Light Io be even better printed than in ihe past The growth of lb* paper has been urad nal and positive, and the present change to new quarters lias been made in order to accommodate tiie increased buaine-s. and give the establishment the position among San Antonio’s many enterprises, that it is justly entitled to. Ihe circu lation of the Light has increased io that extent I hat a reserve press and a reserve engine will be added to the already most complete fai illties of tbe establish ment in order i rial there will never be any delays, in the way of accidents. In Ihe delivery of the paper lo its patrons, and make the Light what it purports to be. a newspaper in fait, and a paper for ihe people. ADDITIONAL CITY NEWS. —A negro named Mitchell, died th • morning in the Third Ward on Live Oak street. — Wanted- A white girl as nurse and chambermaid. Mrs. F. L. Talcott. No. 702 San Pedro Avenue. 111-3 t — Mrs. Professor Halbedl celebrated her natal anniversary yesterday, enter taining a select party of friends. —A fine Newfoundland dog waa run over on Avenue it thia morning by a very reckless driver in a buggy. — A young man in the nursery busi ness Is soon to wed a young lady of Ban dera. Su popular tumor has it. —Miaa Lizzie Reed, a well-known and charming young lady • f the Second Ward, has been indisposed several days, but is now convalescent. —Tbe bouse of Adoll Schmidt, on South Laredo Street, was moved bodily this morning, being carried some teet backward from its former position. —The Burkhart murder trial, which was set for to-day, has been reset for ihe first ot February, the Vance will contest not yet being finished in ths District Court. —Ju-tice Crawford bound a man named Cuellar to keep tbe peace thia morning, fixing bis bond at $2OO. He wasoharged with striking a boy over the head with a quirt. —Angel's visits are said to be of rare occurrence, but they are quite frequent in San Antonio. The latest weighs 01 pounds, unto Mrs. W. M. O'Brien, from Pleasantoa, at the residence of her father, Colonel J. D. Morrison. Ohio Politics. Columbus, 0., January 9.—The Com mittee on Privileges and Elections of tbe House of Representatives, which has been making an examination of the election returns in Hamilton county, made a report to tbe House yesterday, there being a majority and minority re port. The majority report reviewed the work of the committee at length and submitted * resolution recommending that all the vote of precinct A, Fourth Ward, Cincinnati, be thrown out. which would entitle all but one of the Repub lican candidates for Representatives to theii seats. The resolution slso declared the Democratic members, with the ex ception of Mr. Butterfield, not entitled to their seats. The minority report recommended that tbe committee be given power to make a thorough i ivestigalion ot all the alleged frauds. The majority report with the resolu tion was received and a vote tak n on Its adoption. Two Republican members voted against tbe resolution unseating the members. After the resolution had been declared adopted, a point of order was raised that one less than a majority of members elected to the Legislature had voted for the resolution. After ex amining the rule, the shaker changed his decision and declared the resolution not adopted Tile whole subject was then recommitted to the Committee on Privileges and Elections The Utah Bill. Washington. January 9.—The Utah bill, ns it passed the Senate yesterday, is substantially as reported back from th ■ committee, and as published in tbe morning pap re of December 22. The only change <>' consequence is the addi tion of a section, providing that marri ages net ween persona within the foil-th degrer of consanguiulty. but not includ ing that degree, shall be deemed incest •nd punished as (uch. The Sunday Question. Rev. W. B. Preston, pastor of the Cumberland Presbyterian Church yes terday morning began a series of ser mons upon the Sunday question. His first subject was the “History of the Sabbath." shewing why tbe first day of the week is beld sacred by Christians In stead ef tbe seventh. He hsndled his subject with great ease, and beld a large congregation greatly interested to the last. The Brightest Holiday Whether it is Christmas, New Year, Fourth of July, or your birth day, make the most of it. snd have a goad time. You can't do this if yonr blooi. is impov erished. or your digestion poor. But by making good use of Brown's Iron Bit ters—the best tonic in. tbe world—your whole physical system will be in such a condition that your holiday will bo a joy and a blessing. Mr. L B. Smith. ex- Sheriff of Eflingbam county, Ga , gained 40 pounds and was cured of dyspepsia by using Brown's Iron Bitters. —The only cigarettes which do not stick to the lips are Opera Pulb. FENCE CUTTING. The County Judge's Views on the Road Question. I he C ounty Judge submitted the fol lowing communication to tbe County Coi»mUsion<ra this morning at the opening of Ihe January Hesston: To the lion. C ounty Commlm»hmer* Court: Gentlemen—l desire to call your at tention to the condition of several coun ty roads, and particularly to the Somer set. B ibcock, .>egiiu> and < slebra road*. All of said roads, I am informed, have been obstructed by land owners, by fencing, and complaint* have been mado almost daily of such obstruction*, in some case-, the legallv laid out roads have ti eu absolutely blocked by fencing across them; loot era changed by land owners without authority. Travel has been greatly o struated to the manifest injury ot our citizens. In most of these cases the great dilllculty baa been tbe large pastures, partly within tbe cor porate limits of the city of San Antonio. 1 have instructed all road overseers to remove all obstructions on any road when notified of such obstructions, but hid no authority to thus act when within the city limits, but referred the complaining parties to the city authorities Tbe Babcock road lias been obstructed within the city limits (north,) Mayor Callaghan having been Informed, lias taken steps, I am in formed, to open the same The Seguin road feast) having been changed in ISM, no objection had heretofore been made, and said road as changed used by the public to within a few weeks, when Mr. James blocked said road entirely by fencing. 1 instructed ihe road over seei to remove obstructions, but as it is claimed by Mr. James that thia fence is within the city limits. I had no author ity lo order its removal, no streets hav ing been laid out by tiie city as yet to connect with said road. Tiie Somerset road, an old and long establi-hed road, was by a lateorder of the court changed. After such change Messrs With, re, Terrell and others erected fem es over the o<l road, enclosing laige bodies of land in and out of the city liuiiis. Thia change has caused great disaaliataction with a large pari ot our citizens using Slid road and a uce aaid change bav ■ insisle'l <m traveling tbs old road, claiming that said change was not legal, it being longer and over swampy lands. The Calebra road has been laid out at great expense to the county, but from reports received does not give satisfaction. 1 most respect fully suggest that your honorable body make a personal inspection of the aaid road and devise ways and means to give satisfaction. We must have reads, snd private !•- terest must give way to public neces sity. It is of vital importance to eur citizens that our public roads be free and unobstructed; that such roads st may be necessary be opened to give easy and direct communication with the county site. I also suggest that a com mittee be appointed to confer with tbe city authorities in reference to the open ing of such street as may be found nec essary to connect with county roada. These road questions are the meet important question coming before you, and at the same lime the most troublesome and thankless All want good roads, provided they run over their neigbb r’a land, but lay any one road over their own land, then it is a great outrage and sbame. You cannot please everybody, but do wliat is to tbe benefit of tbe people at large, even if private interest must suf fer. Each Commissioner has tbe ap pointment of road overseers of his pre cinct. and by giving his personal attend ance to the roads therein, much go d can be eflecteil and complaints reme died. C. L. WUBZBACH. County Judge. In pursuance ot tbe above, the County Commissioners decided to confer with the Mayor and City Council at tbe next meeting of that body. His Civil Docket. Justice Anton Adam called over bis civil docket this morning, consisting of 50 cases, whch were set for trial ard continued, except the following cases : I'. C. Frost vs. E. H. Steward, et. al., suit on note for $93. Judgment for plaintiff." E. J. Carothers vs. Hiram Hoyt, suit on account for $lO. Judgment for plain tiff. Kaianual Abrahams, vs. William Craft, suit on draft for $29.30. Judgment for plaintiff. Emanual Abrahams vs. J. W. Rolling, suit on draft for $47.29. Judgment for plaintiff. Charles Hummel a Son vs. William Schmidt, suit on sworn account for $21.75. Judgment for plaintiff. Emanuel Abrahams vs. J. Watt, suit on sworn account for $OO 31. Judgment fir plaintiff. Emanuel Abrahams vs. Giesler, suit on sworn account for $36.50. Judgment for plaintiff. Etaanual Abrahams vs. Ed. Korn runipff. suit on sworn account for $49. Judgment for plalnlifl. William Hoettling vs Arthur Brae aeoke. suit os note for $llO. Judgment for plaintifl. C. F. Frommer vs. M. M Mooney, suit on sworn account, $5l 90. Judgment for plaintiff. H. F. Faust vs. Mary Thomassen et. al., suit on account for $2O. Judgment tor plaintifl. Jacob Schuelile vs. Henry Lumberger. Sr. suit on sworn account for $63.36 Judgment for plaintiff'. A. J. Pickard, Jr . v». John Eckford. suit on note. $195. Judgment for plain'iff. George Koerner A Co . vs. Otto Hett mannberger. suit on sworn account, $43.52. Judgment for plaintiff. Polk A Granger vs. S. Graham Watts, suit on ante, $4O. Judgment for plain tiff. Fire Company No. 1. The following are tbe officers of this company, with those appointed by Fore man Schreiner, for tbe ensuing year: Foreman. F.Schreiner; Assistant Fore man, H. Vollmann. Secretary, Alf G. Schild. Treasurer, F. Krisch. Finance Committee. Joe Schmitt. E. Zinsmeyer, S. Wolfson. Assistant Engineer, Christ Woerner; Stoker, William EcKenroth. I Hose Director. John Illg; Assistant j Directors. M Eckenroth, Tern Mur jadroyd. G. Eckenroth. Pipe Directors, John Heitgen: Assist- I ant Directors. F. Krisch, Jr., Charles Schreiner, T. E. Daugherty, E. Meager. Police Captain. A. P. Rivas; Assist ants, W. Heuschkel, H. Inselmann, E. Zinameyer. Fire Wardens—First Ward, Dan Heder; Second Ward, John Heitgen; Fourth Ward, Joe Schmitt. Bell Ringer, John Kraus. FASHION -THEATRE- SIMMS & SAMUELS. ----- PROPRIETORS •- x \ x ’r, >x 11 > * H SIMMS Botxnkm Mamaokh LEW BAKER AminemksT Dihkctok IHK<» HANI* Leader or Ohchebtka <2*l AS JaH<>EHL .Leader or Brass Bawd •w THE ONLY VARIETY THEATRE IN THE CITY’ THE PEOPLE’S FAVORITE RESORT. WHY WE AKE SVU BSBFUL: The m<»M vomforteblc thciitiv The iM»«t entertainment. The clM*apeot prtct , e The bewt man* he«*<L The iiHMtt |M>pui«r win ii cement reeort in the Southweet. The talk of tin- town and ent \of oppoßitlon 25 Cts- NEW FACES TO-NIGHT _ MR. JAMES NEARY. MISS LIZZIE SHELTON, MISS ADA STANWOOD, A I Hub Comedian. Sou brette and Vocal iat. | erio CSotnic Vvcaiiat. PROGRAMME TO-NIGHT—JANUARY 11, 12 andlsT Tlw |w*rf«trmanee * ill eitnniienee u ith mir M«uu>ter S|iecialty Tournament, headed by the Pn'inhu- Arti-tf* 2-BU RTONS-2—Johnny and Lottie. Plantation Sketch ArHat*. in t heir or khuil Plantation Sketch, entitled, “OCHSUNMY Home.” IninMluclng l-ofthw I'linriu nT picture <»t the iificiiltivatf*<l Southern Negro Glrl.aisol amp Meet ing Hymn**. Itanjo Solow, Etc N IL NoU* thi* k<M*u insight of Negro Itlioin** iHiaaeeaod by Mi*-* Ixrttie Burton. She la ho great that the audience are often lncllm*<l to lielicve that *»he iaa man droased up in woman'i clothing, but ae ahMW our patron* that »uch ih not tiie chm-. The Ever Popular Miss Cad Blossom Firat Npp< Hcanee of MISS LIZZIE SHELTON! The l»ewltohing emtxMliment of grace and merit. Find alii**' of MR. JAMES NEARY! In hi* original hhi of doing Irish -Songa and Dancea. In Motto Songs - - MISS SUSIE STOKES First appearance of MISS ADA STANWOOD! Hlrert from the Metropolis, in the Ixitest Successes. OVEMirKK OKCHBBTRA Jhums* Neary'* laughable net, entitled SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS! .lnin. - Neary. Ix*w H.iker. Wm bauter, M" Howard. i irn hi: <>i« hestka In Popular Songs - Miss CAD BLOSSOM Serio-Come Gems Miss Susie Stokes Ninth and last week of the Bind nt the South. HARRY MACARTHY, Five minutes with the dif!en*nt nation*- Engli*d), Irish. Hcotcb. Butch and Yankee auecdotea. Patriotic song—”Gei>. Geo. < usfer.’ writu-n and eoni|M>o .i h Harry Macarthy. Macurth} at Home, in hl* iapid change* ot l*Hh c*ostunie and dmh < m u Inch he challenges the world. < hara *ter An English Ex<|ui**ite. |)n*hnig Swell ol th I ir*t Water. Medley Song—“ Hand •otne Harry. ' written and arrang(*l by Hurr» Maiaifh; < ! arac:er— Marv McAlpine, a poor Scotch Inaste in *earch of hi-r lover Ooleful Ballad The Apple Woman'* Lamriit," written by Harry Macarthy. Character Humphn > Bobbin*, u Yorkshire Ind. green a* a gourd and up to his eyes in love. A H» gular Yorkshire Kong ‘tbs* Whoa Bobbin.” irthMK ANB 818 HIM FAKEWKI.L Again we have tiie Bew itching Vocalist, MISS ADA STANWOOD! The Popular. - - - - - MISS LIZZIE SHELTON Engagement Extmordlnnry I—The Great Japnm*ec Juggler— The wonder of the 19th Century, Producing more Original and Diffl cult Tricks than any other Artist in his line. Don’t fail to see him. oVEKTCKE Five Minutes intermisshin oRCHESTKA The perloimams* will conclude with John Burton's Ixiughablc Afterpiece, entitled CONFUSIONS! MR SWAN JOHN BURTON Philip Slattery James N« ar> I Mrs Swan Annie Howard ut o Gruusemire i.< w Bakei Mn Slatter) l.«>tti«* Burton other characters by the company. tfe- NEW FACES EVERY WEEK. DON’T t GO to Wolf & Marx’ IF YOU WANT BUY ANTIQUITIES. TO We are Not Selling Old and Shelf-Worn, Out-of- Style Goods, but New and Desirable Articles in Plenty. Special Importations HOLIDAYS. Fine Dress Goods. Jerseys for Ladies, Misses, Ckilirei. Silks, Satins and Velvets, Sill, Lisle Thread & Cotton Hosiery. Cloaks and Wraps of all kinds. Kill Gloves, Haodkerchiels, Fans, 500 Boys’ Su 500 Boys’ Sui Overcoats, Et WOLF &e Corner Commerce and Alamo Sts. SCHOI-Z’S Garden :- A FIRST-CLASS RESORT FOR FAMILIES. HEATED BYjSTEAM THROUGHOUT. FREE CONCERTS Every Wednesday and Saturday Evenings, and a Special Free Concert Every Sunday, from 4 to 1 t p. m. First-Class Bar Ro.m, Restaurant and Billiard-Room * PROMPT IND POLITK ATTENTION GUARANTEED. Alamo Street, - - - - - - San Antonio, Texas. L. M. du QUESNAY, JR. & CO., Clears ail Tobacco At Factory Prices. 3 West Commerce. Only $5 a Year. FOR THE its. Short Pants, its, Long Pants. :c., Etc.