San Antonio daily light. [volume], August 21, 1904, Image 17

About San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907

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Mr. Jackson—“ Now, dis mule t'inks be won't cross
ds creek.
BOUND TO COMB.
Town Marshal ot Qulstvllls—"Guess that'll bold 'em.
nnlsso——
"Geo whls! It'g a *
"Flyln' machine!"
OVERLOOKED IT NZXT MORNING
Scribbly Quipleta <1 a. m.)—"Ah. a
bright Idea! I’ll get a burnt match
and jot it down on a place of paper
before I forget IL
"That’s It Old jay gailng at big gilt
Shoe over shop door, says 'Folks bare
swful big toot in this town!' "
(Next mornt-.g.) "Goc, I thought
ny shirt was a little soiled, but 1 tor
got all about that joke."
.now,
Willie, what prod
ucts do ws got
from Japan T"
Willie — "War
stories."
Snapper—" How
does your boy
succeed as a gvn
tlsman farmer?"
Papper—"M«'a a
howling success
ss a gentleman
but a blamed
poor farmer."
STRANGE COINCIDENCE.
Vacationer—"l'll soon bare this va
cation business settled.
"Now, this place looks pretty good,
but 1 understand lt'a
"Awfully hot. Fire! Fire!”
"But when I gtt good an' started '
LABGI
OUTPUT.
Tourist—" Ah. some old stocks or an ancient pillory,
I presume. How Interesting!"
Bbowmsa—"So yer earns to bare a eraek at the Un
known. did yer? Well, say—
"Here he Is, and you kin leave do 1500 at de offleo
as yer go out."
Mr. Fuaaer—“These houseflies are so annoylaa thio summer that I have contrived this automatic fly
stopper. When I press the pedals under the chair —
"It begins to werkt"
Furnlshlns Contractor (to Mr. Sewsfum—“Here, air, yon ace the armor of your ancestors, specially
constructed to order."
IN ONE BOUND.
HE HAD TO.
"t guars be ll come erlong Jus' like—
ANOTHER HOME INVENTION.
TIME-SAVER.
GENEALOGICALLY CORRECT.
Mr Hardwhack —"Naw, this Is just my scheme fur
n' three boys at once after they've run away an'
gnn. flahin'."
COMES NATURALLY.
Mias Beachley—"Mr. Bklmhlgb makes such a beautiful
dive How did be acquire ouch grace?"
Tompkins—"He haa bcm thrown from bte auto so many
timet that It Is a habit."
’TWOULDN'T DO.
Bender—"Bhay. can yoush t-take m-my picture?"
Photographer—" Excuse me, sir. but my wife told me
not to lake liquor In any form.'
"Er lamb!"
Maggie—"Yea’m, I'll keep the chil
dren happy.”
"What's that? Seo what?
"Wall, What'a happened to you?
"Aw, you're a couple of ery babies!”
Percy Allthere—“Just a second, fslr
one, and I'll raacus you or die!”
(■plash! Thud!)
Miss DeSwell—'Thanks. Will you
please cateh Fldo? I was trying to
bathe him and he got away."
MAGGIE'S BRAID.
"A BIT OF NEW A”
HEBO’S SUFFERINGS.
KEEPING HIS WORD.
Clreuo Solly—" Too. mum; jua' yo>
gimme a aquaro meal an 111 oho .
you bow I kin handle a bucksaw."
Mrs. Jaysort—"Guess that's all right.
I want a lot o' wood sawed an' the
men ain't to homo."
Ctreua Solly—" Team, I'm do cham
poon buckaaw handler. Fer Inetance.
die Is de wsy we glnerally begins.
"Den a moment er two wit' de dlf
fercult noae aet.
"Den de airy foot whirl, like die,
and den—
"Wo bows gracefully an gits oft do
stage.”
IMMUNE
Voice from Bed—"l'M sorry. Hoary,
that dear little Willie disturbs you
with hie nolee."
Henry—'Tient mention It. dear. I
don't notice IL Tou know I’ve just
spent four daya at a political coavea-
Uon.'