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SOUTHERN STANDARD MCMINNVILLE, TENNESSEE. SATURDAY, FEB, 6, 1886 Our Shame. Spirit of tlie Furm. Stock raisers should takeadvantsige of the experience of the past winter and fall and not find themselves in the same situation again. A refer ence to our cattle market reports for that period will explain our mean ing. Each week the report comes steadily from the stock yards : "Fat cattle in demand and prices good ; poor cattle and scalawags not wanted; yards full and no buyers." This ought to teach the farmers of Tennes see what wo have been trying to in culcate all the time never put a hoof on the market until ready for sale. And to make it ready for sale it must be fat. That is the sine qua nod. They must be fat or the carcass is thrown away. Cattle are raised, it is presumed for market, and unless in a proper condition arenotready forsale. A carcass is nothing more than a ve hicle for the sale of grain and hay. A farmer can get far more for his pro duce crowded into a carcas than into a wagon. The sale of poor cattle evinces poor management and thrift less management. They are poor from several causes. A farmer has too many cattle for the size of his farm, or his farming is so poor he makes nothing to fatten them on. If overstocked, it is right he should re duce the number, but in doing so he should select a time when they are in good order. Nature furnishes food enough during summer and fall, ordinarily, to put all stock in good order, and it is the farmer's fault if he does not take advantage of it. If he refuses or fails to sell from weight while in good condition, and waits for better prices until they get poor, he forfeits his reputation as a good farmer. Unless he has provision to keep them until prices advance he should, by all means sell when they are iat. it lie does keep them over for this purpose he should not stint the food, but give it in sufficient quantity to put them for the highest price our market affords." To exem plify this idea, last fall when two and a half cents was the highest price of fered here at the stock yards a Sum ner county farmer, at his home, sold his herd of fat cattle to a Nashville firm at three and a half cents, and sent them off to Louisville, because they could sell them there for beef at a profit. It may have been, and is so charged by many, that this firm would not have paid so much if the cattle had been brought here. This may have been the case ; we have nothing to say about that, only if it is so, it is a poor commentary on our traders. Nevertheless, this single example shows the great advantage of having fat instead of lean cattle for sale. It is still so at the stock yards. They are still overflowing with scala wags, selling at any offer made for them. Such economy will bring any farmer or any set of farmers to want. The profits on cattle are very short with the best of management, and to sell that way involves positive loss. We accidentally heard a traveler commending the beef at one of our principal hotels, and he asked the manager where he bought it. The answer surprised us no little. He said he bought it in St. Louis. Think of people going to St Louis for beef, living in the midst of a fine bluegrass country, one of the finest in the world. V care also reliably informed that two or three car loads of beef are brought here by our butchers every week from a neighboring city. It is not that we have no fat cattle here at all ; the sales for Christmas beef shows differently, but that we have no regular supply of fat cattle. This, looking at the large number of poor cattle offered weekly, is a shame to our country and should be rectified. it can only be done by never selling cattle until they are ready for sale, The plan is apt at any time to work great mischief by throwing the decis ion of some heated contest, in which the whole nation has been stirred to its centre, on some close State in which the political parties are evenly divided. This was the case in the last Presidential election, where everything turned on the pivotal State of New York. One of the principal reasons that induced our wise fore-fathers to re move the election of the President directly from the people, was that it would be impossible for all the people of the nation to ever become acquaint ed with the candidates. There were only 3,0()i),0()() people in the United States at that time, and under the conditions that then existed, there was force in the argument. But the wise men of that day and generation didn't dream of the railroads, tele graphs and daily newspapers that would render such an argument ridic ulous when the population of the country had increased to 55,000,000. The electoral college is in fact, a fossil. The men who compose it are mere machines, so long as they act honestly, and there is where the dan ger lies. The will of the people can at any time be defeated by some elec tor who chooses to exercise the right the law gives him of voting as he pleases, and contrary to the way he was expected to vote. The Electoral .College. Clakrsville Chronicle. ine electoral college has never served the purpose for which it was created since the election of the elder Adams. It was supposed by the Cramers of the constitution that it would prevent tho excitement and turmoil incident to a Presidential election by taking the choice of chief magistrate out of the hands of the people. In this it has proven a conspicuous failure. The republican :pirit is so rife in the people of this land of liberty that they claimed the right the constitution denied them in this particular, and by a custom, now long established, annulled tins pro vision. Tho only feature of tho original electoral college now preserved is that the vote is counted by States, and the arguments that may be urged for a continuance of this practice are found ed more in sentiment than sense. HAD I THAT POWER. Will Meredith Nicholson. Were I oml-iweil, a MMim wan of old, vvitn woiurom weaitu -creating powsr, KUOll As caused all thing beneath bin niaglo touch To be transformed into the rarest gold, until uh wint to where factolas rolled And, bitbintf, lost the power which gave o'ennuf Of yellow nwtal to his miser clutch. According to tlie ancient story told, would ask the altering ot my to bo My prnytJr cut. That. 1 miht causo all words 'I'licned so With tlmti bif uluoss that never one would drift Boyond the enteway of the lips to throw A shadow, but each should have power to lift. And truth should gleam with precious, goMon glow. A ST-TO AT WEST POINT. In the Country Lawyer's Office. N. Y. Sun. He wanted justice. You could see that in his eyes afar off. He didn't want a little bit of justice weighed out in a gingerly manner and done up in a course brown paper, but he wanted justice by the ear load and at wholesale rates. lie hitched his old white horse and dilapidated buggy in front of the drug store, mounted tlie stairs running up outside to the second story, and his eyes brightened as they rested on the sign on the door "George Boxem, Attorney-at-Law." The lawyer was in. So were a two dollarde.sk, two fifteen cent chairs, a huge cuspidor, and a rusty stove. "Morning." "Morning." "I'm Jim White, sir. Live out bv Gray's Corners. Bought Tompkins' farm, you know." "Ah !" "Skinner jines farm with me. I lis steers get into my corn. I want dam ages but he laughs at me. I turn my hogs into his 'tater patch." "Good ! I like a man of spunk." "And he kills one of 'em." "What!" "He kills a hog worth two dol ars." "You don't say! Well, that man ought to be made to understand that he doesn't own this country. What an outrage! Have you demanded pay?" "Oh, yes, and he said he'd like to shoot me." "Is it possible? Why, he's a dan gerous man, very dangerous." "I came to ask you if if " "Why, of course you have the best kind of a case against him, and it is your duty to push it." Yes, I want justice, but now how much will" "Oh, the cost will be nothing. Just leave me $5 as a retainer and we'll make Skinner sweat. I haven't heard of such an outrage for years. He probably reasons that you are chickenhearted and afraid of him." "Well, he'll find that the Whites have as much grit as the Skinners." "And as much to law with?" "You bet!" "That's the talk ! We'll make him a very sick man. Your case appeals to me as a citizen as well as a lawyer. Now, we'll secure a warrant as a starter." Skinner visits the other lawyer, in tho same village, and the conversa tion is about the same. White gets a warrant for Skinner, and Skinner gets a warrant for white, v irst year two adjournments, a disagreement, twenty-four days lost time, and a cash expense of to each farmer. Second year Three trials, one dis agreement, four adjournments, one appeal, and a cash expense of $lo0 to each farmer. Time lost, thirty-five days. Third year Two trials, two ap peals, two decisions, and two farms pass into the hands of two lawyers. 'Rousli-and-Tumble" Fight lletwoen Two I'ligHUMo Cndet.4 King and Keforee. United Service. Promptly tho principals would throw off uniform eonts and and caps, unsling suspenders, it they wore thorn few cadets ever did and then the seconds would sne to it that rings woro removed Irom tho fingers. Tho referee would caution the crowd against tho faintest cheer or noiso, and order them to keep well back if "rough-and tumble" was decided on, or to form a ring if it were "stand-up." Tho former was most in favor, as boing quicker, sooner over among evenly matchod men, and less liable to interruption, so "rough-and-tumble" it generally was, uuless a pair of scientific boxers were pitted in the ring. Kicking, gouging, biting or striking below the bolt were never permitted an instant. The fight was lost to him whose temper might betray him into such a thing, and no cadet wa3 bound to give him satisfaction in tho future. These things wcro well understood. In three minutes from their arrival in tho fort the seconds had their men in readi ness; the referee quietly nodded "go ahead," and tho men were brought face to face, and, with no other formality, let ny at each other's headpiece For two minutes, perhaps, they would make the air lively with resounding thuds, the blows would be thick and fast, and tho combatants would dance around at a lively rate. Then would como the clinch, the straining wrestlo, and then the heavy fall to earth, with the seconds bending over and watching every move; and tho excited crowd muttering not shouting cheer or counsel, the struggle would last until tho exhaustion of one party proved him defeated. Then his second, not he. could call enough. A blow ono instant after that was foul; a word of menace or abuse during tho light was punishable by tho referee, and uo man dare interfere so long as fair play was observed. I never saw more honest, fair lighting than at West Point, and of tho hundred or more that took place during my four years of cadet life I can recall only two that wero not pluckily and sturdily fought out to the bitter end. Then, and usually not until then, time and again havi I heard the o.Vend ing party, whether victor or van quished, express his regret to the chal lenger for tho word or deed that had caused tho trouble. Venezuela has a shrewd way of supplying her deficiencies. When any crop fails they abolish all duties on it until a supply comes in, when the duty is promptly restored. Last year the grasshoppers destroyed corn, rice, peas and beans. The ports were opened to those commodities at once, the country filled with them, and now the Treasury Department ha: received notice all duties are restored MM N ij Tlie Moit Wonderful Faadljf lirwedr Ever aaowD. rTCURES- Diphtheria. 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Burns had eyes which literally glowed, and Scott, who had seen all tho great men of his time, said he had never seen such another eye in a human head. Scotts own face was homely and lovable, but his eyo, too, flashed with poetic fire at the notes of border song; andSouthey had "tho most spirited coun tenance that ever human rorm was graced with.'' Wordsworth's face did not, perhaps, indicate the fire and soul within; but Byron was Bplendidly hand some, Shelley was oeautitul, so was Koats, who had "an expression as if he had been looking on some glorious sight." Of living poets it is scarcely htting to speak, but as long as we still have with us the laureate, Mr. Brown ing, and Sir Henry Taylor, there is am ple evidence that the royal line of Eng lish poets has not . physically degener ated. Soldiers' Sleeping Places. Boston Bulletin "Recollections."! Sneakincr of queer sleeping places- when we were quartered in Little Wash ington ono company was quartered in a brick warehouse, and the whole upper parr was divided into immensely big birr containing corn all shelled. We found it quite a soft bed, only when once laid down in any position you made quite a mold of your body in the yield ing mass of corn, and frequently on waking up in tho morning I would find myseli at an angle or iorty-nve degrees, my head down, nearly buried in the corn, and my left oi right arm buried to the shoulder. It vtaa not so comforta ble after all. I have tried a bed of mud, with mv head against the trunk of a tree and the water trickling down my neck (it rained at that time) and two or three inches of water around me. I never recollect getting cold or suffering any serious discomfort resulting from exposure to dampness, or rain, or mud beds, or any thing of that kind. A fellow can get used to almost anything. 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