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SOUTHERN STANDARD -M,:MlXNVILLJi:. TEN NESS I Hi. SATURDAY, NOV, otim. LOSC AGO. .IBN.NIK M. WILSON. (Ira'itl jiji tolil in e nil about it, -Surely, then, 1 should not lUubt it, 1 1 1 1 w he com led dear o 1 I grandma Lour ago. Says lir charms did surely take liini, And willing captive make liini; Yet, wlii'ii lie tild her this, he knows She blushed like any crimson rose, Long ago. lie says lier liair was bright and sunny I5osy cheeks, too oh, how funny Grandma once a pretty girly, Long ago. Now, gray hairs peep from 'neath her cap, And every day she takes u nap; Yet dear old grandma can't forget When she was ouch his pride and pet, Long a an. And he often thinks about it. Si) he says and can I doubt it, Haw he loved this gentle maiden Long ago? Though silver hair now crowns her head, And wridkles o'er the fair face spread, He says she's dearer to him now Than when ihey ple.lucd that solemn vow I- ii'.' ago. Lovingly they've waked to 'her, Through bright us well as t-lurmy weather; Keeping vows they each had made Loo: ago, Hut their rest i- near ;it h:md, Soon they'll rea -h .1 het'er laud; Reach ainansi n bright and fair, AVhich th. ir iVficr did prepare L"iig nto. How He Wonthr! Schoolteacher. (ireensburg Spark. "Yes," said the .voting man, its he threw himself at the foet of the pret ty schoolteacher, "1 love you, and would go to the world's end for you." "You could not k ' the world's end for nie, (ieorge. The world, or earth, as it is called is round like a hall, and slightly i'aUene 1 at the poles. One of the first lessons in ele mentary geography is devoted to the shape of the globe. iou must have studied- it when you were hoy." "Of course I did, hut " "And it is no longer a theory, cunistances have established fact." "1 know; but what I meant Cir the was that I would do anything to please you. Ah! Angelina, if you but knew the aching void " "There is no such a thing as void, George. Nature abhors a vacuum Iiut, admitting that there could be such a thing, how could the void you speak of be a void if there was an ache in it ?" 'I meant to say that my life will ne loneiy without you; that vou are my daily thought and nightly dream I would go anywhere to he with you. if you were m darkest Africa or at the North Pole I would fly to you I " "Fly! It will be another century before man can fly. Even when the laws of gravitation are successfully overcome, there still remains, says a late scientific authority, the difficulty of maintaining a balance " "Well,at all events," exclaimed the youth, "I've a pretty fair balance in the bank, and I want you to be my wife. There!" "Well, George, since you put it in that light, I " LEMON ELIXIR. A Pleasant Lemon Drink. For Biliousness, Constipation and Malaria, tase Lemon J-Jlixir. For Indigestion, Sick and Nervous Headache, take Lemon Elixir. For Sleeplessness, Nervousness and Heart Failure take Lemon Elixir. For l evers, Chills and Debility laKe ljemon Jidmr. Ladies, .for natural and thorough organic regulation, take Lemon Elixir. Dr. Mozely's Lemon Elixir wil not fail you in any of the above nam ed diseases, all of which arise from torpid or diseased liver, stomach kidneys or bowels. Prepared only by Dr. II. Mozlev Atlanta, Ga. 50c, and $1 bottles at druggists. ' LEMON HOT DROPS. Cures all Coughs, Colds, Hoarse' ness, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Pneu monia, Hemorrhage and nil throat and lung diseases. An elegant and reliable prepara lion. . 25 cents at druggists. Prepared oniy ny Dr. ii. Moziey, Atlanta, Ga The natural gas fields of Ohio and Indiana are reported to be failing rapidly ooin in volume ana pressure, and it is said that in a year natural gas as fuel in those sections will be thing of the past. The great question of the day is ."How to keen the Irish dynamite excitement in a manageable condi tion." (Jive each man a bottle of Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup. Price !2"cts. The triumph of the age Salvation Oil, a first-class liniment for I'O cts. ii latis. money reiunnoi eton's HedAke." They "Were Corn Fed. A Confederate soldier of General Bragg's army has this to say of the state of semi-starvation in which he and ids comrades were much of the time kept, says the Youth's Com- mnion: "While we were at Chattanooga ny father paid me a visit. Rations were mighty scarce, i was very glad to see him, but was ashamed to have him know how badly oh" we were for something to eat. We were iving on parched corn." "Finally I hit upon a plan for get ting him a good dinner. I invited him to go with ine to the Colonel's tent. " 'Colonel Field,' said I, I wish to introduce you to my father, and, as rations are a little short in the mess just now, perhaps you will he good enough to invite him to dine with you.' " 'Certainly,' answered Colonel ield; '1 shall be happy to have both of you remain to dinner.' I accepted the invitation with many thanks, and just then a young negro came in with a trying pan of Kirehi'd corn and dumped it on an old cloth. 'Master,' saiil he, 'dinner is ready;' and we ail sat down. The Colonel, like the private soldiers, had nothing to eat hut parched corn. Consumption Cured. n old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by an East India missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and perma nent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and Jill thr at and Lung AHections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his suffer ing fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffer ing, I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, thi recipe, in German, French or English, with full direc tions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by. addressing with stamp, naming this naner. W. A. Noyks, 820 Powers' Block, Rochester, N. Y. A Revelation. Northwestern Farmer and Breeder. A dairyman who concluded that ho would find out just how profitable each one of his cows was, weighed the milk seperately for four months, and found that his income ranged irom fz.4t per montn to sjw.'.w per month for individual cows, the milk beiug sold at $1.0!) per hundred pounds. This enabled him to "weed out" to some advantage. This only demonstrates the condition of nearly every dairy herd. There are always some poor cows, and most always some very good ones: but just how poor or how good in dollars and cents, is what few dairyman can tell. The only way to find out is by weighing and testing the milk from each cow. Then if you know what the food costs per cow, and will com pare this with the returns made, you are in a fair way to become n success ful farmer. THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF DEATH. Tired feeling, dull headache, pains in various parts of the body, sinking at the pit of the stomach, loss of ap' r..n:i uiiir, icvei launch, pi ill pit's or BOren, are all positive evidence of piosoned Dioou.- jno matter now it became poisoned it must be purified to avoid death. Dr. Acker's English Blood Elixir nas never railed to remove scrofulous or syphilitic poison. Sold unuer a positive guarantee, r or sale by W. II. Fleming. 4. ay m Ye Advertising Clerk. Fussy Man (hurrying into news paper office). "I've lost my specta cles somewhere, and I want to ad vertise for them, but I can't see to write without them you know." Advertising Clerk (likely to be business manager some day.) "I will write the ad. for you, sir. Any marks on them?" Fussy Man. "Yes, yes. Gold-rim med, lenses different focus, and let ters L. Q. C. on inside. Insert it three times." Advertising Clerk. "Yes, sir, five dollars, please." Fussy Man. "Here it is." Advertising Clerk. "Thanks. It gives me, sir, great pleasure, very great pleasure, to inform, you, sir, that your spectacles are on top of your head." Fussy Man. "My stars! So they are Why didn't you say so before?" Advertising Clerk. "Business be fore pleasure, you know." For headaches, biliousness, consti pation, dizziness, sleeplessness, the blues, scrofula, the blood and all skin eruptions Dr. Fenner's Blood and Liver Remedy and Nerve Tonic niZiOfails. WJSJJJcmI to satisfy or money refunded. For sale hy J. D. Tate A: Co., McMinnville, Tenn. On Duty. During the siege of Gibraltar its governor, General Elliot, was one day making a tourof inspection, when he came upon a German soldier who, though standing at his post, neither presented arms nor even held his musket, "Do you know me, senti nel?" Inquired the general, "Why do you neglect your duty?" "I know you well, general, and my duty also," was the reply; "but within the last few minutes two of the fingers of my right hand have been 6hot off, and I am unable to hold my musket." "Why don't you go andhave them bound up?" "Because in Germany a man is for bidden to quit his post until he is re lieved by another." The general instantly dismounted. "Now, my friend," 6aid he, "give me your musket, and I will relieve you. Go and have your wounds dressed." The soldier obeyed, but went first to the nearest guard-house, where he reported that the general was stand ing on duty at his place. The man's injury unfitted him for active service, but the story of his stolid courage soon readied England, and he was speedily promoted. A CHILD KILLED. Another child killed by the use of opiates given in the form of Sooth ing syrup. Why mothers give their children such deadly poison is sur prising when they can relieve the child of its peculiar troubles by using Dr. Acker's Baby Soother. It con tains no opium or morphine. Sold by V. 11. Fleming. a. The Virtues ot Borax. The excellent washerwomen in Holland and Belgium, who "get up" their linen so beautifully white, use refined borax as a washing powder instead of soda, in the proportion of one large handful of powder to about ten gallons of boiling water. They save in soap nearly one-half. All the large establishments adopt the same mode. For laces, cambrics, etc., an extra quantity of the powder is used; for crinolines, requiring to be made stiff, a strong solution is necessary Borax, being a neutral salt, does not in the slightest degree injure the tex ture of the linen. Its effect is to sof ten the hardest water, and therefore, it should be kept on every toilet table. To the taste it is rather sweet; it is used for cleaning the hair, and is an excellent dentrifice, and in hot countries is used in combination with tartaric acid and bicarbonate of soda as a cooling beverage. Bncklen'a Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chap ped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give satisfaction, or money reefunded. Price 25 cent3 per box. For sale by Kitchey a Bostick. How to Make Life Happy. Take time; it is no use to fume or 'ret, or do aa the angry housekeeper who has got hold of the wrong key, and pushes, shakes and rattles it about the lock until both are broken and the door remains unopened. The chief secret of comfort lies in not suttering trifles to vex uh, and in cultivating our undergrowth of smal pleasures. Try to regard present vexations as you will a month hence. Since we cannot get what we like let us like what we can get. It is not riches, it is not poverty u is mi man nature unit istne iruuoie Tne world is like a looking-glass. Laugh at it and it laughs hack; frown at it and it frowns back. Angry thoughts canker the mind and dispose it to the worst temper in the world, that of a fixed malice and revenge. It is while in this temper that most men become crimi nals. Dr. Fenner's Golden Itelief is war ranted to relieve toothache, head ache, neuralgia, or any other pain in 2 to 8 minutes. Also bruises, wounds, wire cuts, swellings, bites, burns, summer complaints, colic, (also in horses,) diarrhoea, disentery and flux. If satisfaction not given money returned. For sale by J. I. Tate A Co. An application lor mi annual pass was made to Commodore Vanderbilt by the president of n load about twenty-fivr" miles long. "Vour road doesn't seem to cover a great amount of territory," said the commodore to the applicant. "No," said the ap plicant, "it isn't quite so lung ih I lit New York Central; lutt my gracious, Mr. Vanderbilt, it's just as wide!" The pass wa is-ued. Immediate I "Hed-Ake." Iiiirmles I'm stud's I WHY DO YOU COUGH ? ! ! DOCTOR aWi : fckli-C' Uso lt Promptly. A 25 cent bottle may save? !j-r- J ; A'-3-jX their lives. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT. : IT TABTBB GOOD, j ; PUHE 1INK PILLS. I : 33X1.. J3LOI33ri'S ENGLISH FILLS i ICURE CONSTIPATION. SMALL, PLEASANT, A FAVOltlTE WITH TUB LAD1F.S. ! W. II. HOOKER & CO., 4(5 West Broadway, New York. : ...... CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH. rEUUNRONRu Ladle, luk DruRelat for Chichftter't THE ORir.lMIL ANfl fiFMUIN,. bum, ualod with blue ribbon. Tak xll pill. Id paiuboard bole,, pink wrapper,, re dangerou counU-rfVIt. At Uramliu, tr trad 4. In ,ump fur particular,, MtiuouUM, ami "Krllrf fur l.aillea," in truer, bj rrtarn MIL 10,0(10 Ttatlmonlala. Kamt "riper. CHICHESTER CHEMICAL Co., MadUun Huuure. Hold bj all Local Urucglata. 1'lllLADtU'lUA. 1"A. til i m l A v A r SMOKE of Leaves, Barks, Saturated Paper, and Pastiles WILL ASTHMALENE ELIMINATES and DESTROYS the POISON. It Is a SPECIFIC and IWM I Qtf IV0 B H Star or months of treatment, nor anv clap-trart or nonsense resorted to. We only ask any one suffering from Asthma to TRY A FEW DOSES of Asthmalene. V"e make C3?SbND us your name on a postal enough of Dr. Taft's Asthmalene to show its power over the dis ease, stop the spasms and give a good night's rest, and prove to you (no matter how bad vour easel that ASTHMAI FWF RAN fllRF ASTHMA and you need no longer neglect your business or sit in a chair all night gasping for breath for fear of suffocation. Send us vour full name and post-office address on a postal card. THE DR, TAFT BROS., MEDICINE CO., ROCHESTER, N. Y. FOR MAN lme BacKpraih;eTc. . , m rBfillp l,oAOa.e Oalff APPl llAlOrJ fl REf LROUr I'tT " cO -I'smiwl(ll(-i' "- ' . . , . f SGRIBNER'S An Exceptional Year. The Yfrir 1S!M l.iis 1ii--ii imiiki 1 lv u iiMlt'i' uilvtini-t; limn iiny similar peril)' since I lie MrigHKine whs rsiiilili.-li il. Nut only Iihv ilit-lileniry Hint artintic excellence been nuiin tained hikI iiii'i'i'rii'il, Iml it cut ri'SniliiiK Kun Iihs been tniitle in the stile hikI influence of the Miit'iiziue. At the t mi of lf;i the eireiilritiuii luix risen to more rtiiiin HC.tmn. It niiiy jnslly lie iii'i.inij-ril linn ili-f in i liei iiii.i-(iveineiil for the cinniiig vein- w ill be pro pnrtiunitte to ihei-e hirelv iiu'ie.ised (ipinrluiiilieK. For Next Year. . It is not possible In tfive, in h linef siice, mi Hrcoitiit of nil the fen In res in inepHrHlion, but the inalcriiil is ile'ieienl in neiiher imnortMiiee nor rioute if sulijecl. Amoiij; the subjects treated; The Poor in the World's Great Cities. It U I'l-op-iied l iulilih ii series of nrtieleii, upon n t-ciik not before Htleinptcil, yivinir the results of hpeeinl miuly anil work iiniong the poor of Ihe (rent eiliea. The ji'hii will inelinle mi aecoiiiu til ihe enuilitionx of life in those cities (in inimy ImikIh) where the re stilts of leseHreh will lie helpful for niiipoKea of ei iiij in Uou iik well us for their own in trinsic interest. While, from u n-ientilie point of view, the articles will be a contribution of irrent importance, the treatment will be thoroughly popular, hiiiI the elaborate illustra tions will serve to make the presentation of Ihe mhjt cl vivid us well us picturesque. Washington Allston, I'npublhhed I einin iscences and letters of this foremost among early American puinlei.' A Dumber of illuMnilions will lend additiouol Interest to the articles. Important The aim of this seiier. of very short iirtieles is to describe t lie sit'iinl ficeasions when si me decisive event took place, or when some treat experiment was first shown to be suecesslul such moments us lluit of the first use 'if the Atlantic cable, the first use of Ihe telegraph and telephone, the firM successful experiment with ether, the night of the Chicago lire, the scene at the moment of the vote on the impeachment of Andrew Johnson, eic, etc. Out of Door Papers. Iu the eurlr Miring w ill be begun a number of sea-nimble ni t ides, mining them beii'g: SMALL CM' NTH Y I'LAPI's, how to lav out and bemitifv ihein, bv t-'iimuel I'nisons, J i . FISHIN'J I.DUi: ITiOM AN VN'til-Kli'M XOI K IK l( U, iv Dr. I.erov M. Yule. MOI'XTUX STATION' I.I KK IN NKW ZKU,.N'I. I.y Sidney Dickinson. KACINt; IN A t'S'l'lt.V I.I . by Siiln"V I iek i ti-.-n. w iih illustratioiiM by I'.iite 11m rison. The illuslra lioiiN me inmle from orieitint nin'erial A full prospectus iiiipears ii, tlie Holiday N'niiiber, now ready. rr.K i:, .' cknts. $:;.(ie a yka u. CHARLES SCRIBNER'S f.OSS, Pttfc 73 ni ll Kw Ink - - - - M l rat rarpnnrpr will stop a Cough in one night, check a Cold in a day, and CURE Consumption if taken in' time. IF THE LITTLE ONES HAVE : WHOOPING COUGH or CROUP 1 RED CROSS If" Diamond brand A Sure, and rrtit6lPiil for aalt. ;y Jnglih Uianwnd Brand in Hud anil Gold met&lllo Th. A.U Ha fa Rnu .... J.-1.1. E no other Llnd. RefuMm Suhitautin mA ImitntinmM. CURES ANY HEADACHE "While You Wait," BUT CURES NOTHING ELSE. CP ASTHMA, asthma is a is caused by a specific poison m the hlofxl (otten hereditary). m ASTHMA .No long list of answers reouired ing iJrom TRiA Uerrifefc 1106,' card and we will mail OR BEAST MAGAZINE. Moments. oca o o o C9