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P rom themumber of poop'o who know
everything and are out of employment, it !
seems strange that Amherst, Yule and ,
Brown colleges should have suoh a hard ]
time right now in securing presidents.
Are Ton Using Allen's Foot-Keer?
It 's the only cure
Smarting,
Corna and Bunions.
Foot-Esse, a powder to be shaken Into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Samplo sent FREE. Ad
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y.
Spanish newspapors quite properly refer
to tha United States Naval appropriation
as the sinking fund.
for Swollen,
Burning, Sweating Feet,
Ask for Allen's
!
OMEN are assailed at every turn by troubles peculiar
Every mysterioua ache or pain is a
T hese distressing sensations will keep
w
to their sex.
symptom,
on coming unless properly treated.
The history of neglect is written in the worn faces and
wasted figures of nine
tenths of our women,
every one of whom may
receive the invaluable ad
vice of Mrs. Pinkham,
without charge, by writing
to her at Lynn, Mass.
Miss Lula Evans, of
Parkersburg, Iowa, writes of her recovery as follows :
"Dear Mrs. Pinkham—I had be- a constant sufferer
for nearly three years. Had inflammation of the womb,
leucorrhœa, heart trouble, bearing-down pains, backache,
- headache, ached all over, and
\ at times could hardly stand on
- A. my feet. My heart trouble was
s. ■ licit sonn nigliti
// _ oüT J I was compelled to sit
A* _\ up in bed or get up
and walk the floor.
WOMEN WHO
NEED MHS.
PINKHAM'S AID
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for it seemed as
though I should
smother. More
than once I have
been obliged to
5 have the doctor
; visit me in the
I middle of the
night. I was also
?/ very nervous and
J fretful. I was ut
terly discouraged.
One day I thought I
would write and see
7 if you could do any
thing for me. I followed
your advice and now I feel
like a new woman.
F those dreadful troubles I have no
more, and I have found Lydia
E. Pinkham 's Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash a sure
cure for leucorrhœa. 1 am very thankful ft r your good advice
and medicine."
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Staff soth Corps. ProsccullDt Claims since 18 7 8
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THE NEW LIGHT.
Cheaper ttmn Coal Oil, but more hrllllai
Electricity.
.. thm
SEND FOR CIRCULARS.
flloM Hcetylene Has Generator Co.
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AGEINTS U/AINTED.
of
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German Baptists,
(Dunkards,)
Roanoke, Va.,
May 23, 1899.
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ftod ll y 1899.
Returning goo«!
ptopover will
Subject
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hxal regulation* of the Line*
24,1899. One
it return trip.
For full information regarding tickets,
rates and routes and time of trains, rnfi
on agents "Big Four Route'" or address !
tbe undersigned,
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Pass. Traffic .Mgr. Asst. Uen. l'a
CINCINNATI. 0.
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if
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] In from Chlua and Japan,
Of »he 100,020 Inhabitants of the Ha
Frani'« 1 « New PreelOent.
The new president of EYansell calm,sane
and a trifle bourgeois. He looks like a man
who would infuse Into French polltios as
much vigor ss Hostetter a Stomach Bitter»
will Into the run-down system of anyone
who usos it. It la an absolute curs for ail
stomach disorders.
It takes a pretty rich man to support a
woman who knows a bargain when the
sees it.
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writ«
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a certain cure for disorders of the Liver,
Kidneys and Bladder. Use it at once
for sore Lark. . .m il tongue, lost appe
to us . and hi -, tool t
a copy
■lv illustrated catalogue.
A. C. SPALÜINC Sc BROS.
Now York Chicago Denver
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* every little trouble, but you
do need in the house a trusty
remedy for times of danger.
Thousands are saved by having
at hand
!
Dr.J.H.Mc Lean's
liver?,KidneyBfllni
Ute ana chant
It
always ready for them,
sts, fii.oo a bottle.
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mention Thl# f*<iser.
NOBTHWEST NOTES.
»illy
In
hibition
coupled
and
gets,
baleful
A postofflee Una been established at
Hamilton, Hhendon county, Wyoming,
and Dwight G. Hamilton commissioned
postmaster.
There is little likelihood that the
mine and smelter owners and opera
tors will attack the validity of the new
eight-hour law for Colorado.
Ex-Senator Blair, of Black Buttes,
Wyo., has juBtfluiahed supervising the
shearing of over 8,000 of his flock of
sheep at that plaoe. The clip was
good.
The trial of Mrs. Jane Fish, accused
of having murdered her husband, Gay
lord Pish, by chloroforming him while
ho slept, lias ended in her acquittal at
Georgetown, Colo.
The Manitou Park hotel and Casino,
at Colorado Springs, Colo., which were
to have opened for the season .Tune 1st,
have been destroyed by fire. The loss
is estimated at 850,000.
Minnie Brown a dressmaker, and
Fireman Percy and Ball were severely
burned at. Leadvllle, Colo., as the re
sult of a gasoline explosion in Miss
! Brown's place of business.
bosom
But
like
time
by
eastern
the
rather
credits
of
is
a
public
saloon
Joe,
Jack
by
tried
of
beginj
Nevada,
The copper excitement is
ning to made itself felt in
Ilumbolt count y being the scene of
Ten
operations, and where new develop
ments promise good tilings.
Mrs. Emma J. Smith, postmaster at
Dallas, Colo., has been arrested on tbe
eharge of defalcation.
I are 83,000 short.
; covers a period of nine years.
Dennis Thomas, colored, was shot at
j Rock Springs, Wvo., on the 8th inst.,
I by Oe
I and has since succumbed to his, in
juries. Landers escaped, but hi* cap
! tore is certain.
Joe,
Tutt.
Hall
yere
to
age,
In
static
on
door
Her accounts
The defalcation
•ge Landers, a colored miner,
The big* copper mines in Montana
are down for dividends this month. The
Anaconda paid a semi-annual dividend
the 3rd making $9,750,»
of 81,500,000
000 to date. The Boston A Montana
will pay a dividend of 8000,000 on the
20th, making 81,050,000 this year, and
810,750,000 in all from the start.
vajo
the
pipe
and
gant
no
I
Governor Richards of Wyoming nnd
vners of the Osceola mine,
Olive D. claim,
associates, o
have purchased the
which adjoins the Osceola and Rude
feha mines in the Battle Lake district.
Development work on the Osceola and |
Olive D. ,-.lawns w ill he commenced as 1
soon as the season opens.
S killed May It ly
nr Dana station Wvo., on the Union
x\a unknown man
;
lie
Paid He By bring struck Ly the engine
of fast freight No. 21.
Die man had
the track.
apparently been sleepingo
lothing on his person to
j There
disclose, his identity. The body was
turned over to the authorities of Car
ias
bon county for burial.
CommUaioner Hermann of the gen
id office, has directed the super
vision : i.l the forest groves in Colo
! rado, except the South Platte reserve
1 to warn threatened invaders that
sheep found within the limits of nny
of tho reserves would lie put off and
the herders subjected to full penalty of
1 the law for trespass.
The wool sales at Rawlins, Wyo.,
, for tlie past
j 813,000 pounds as
pounds for the preceding week,
of the larger individual sales are as
follows: William Daley, 85,000 pounds;
R. A. and Myron Smiley,
pounds; Johnson A Co., 170,000 pounds;
A. M. Startzell; 80,000 pounds.
W. B. Cowan, a prominent stockman
of Saratoga, Wyo . died after an illness
of ten days, the immediate cause of
death being septic peritonitis,
deceased was 40 years of age.
connected
f Wyoming since 1884. He
f Rawlins Command
• ry, Knight's Templar, and leaves a
vife and three children.
1 !;
Ol
veek have aggregated
against 605,000
Some
210,000
The
He has
itli the live-stock
!
!
A beet-sugar factory is to be erected
iiear Salinas, Santa (Tara county, Cal., j
business
writ a member
I
rail
ot
Six hundred and live thousand
pound of wools have been sold by
• local sheepmen at Rawlins, Wyo., dur
in« Um past week at prices ranging | fl<
10 to 12 cents per pound. The
practice of consigning the product to
Boston and other eastern houses for |
being
frn
1
storage and subsequent sale, is
abandoned, the producers preferring
the certainty of a direct sale to the
uncertainty of future prices.
by Claus Spreckles, costing 82,500,000. |
I It will be an immense plant, eonsum- j
* ing 8,000 tons of beets per day during i
the operating season. It will turn
I out forty-five tons of
for twenty-four hours and distribute 817,- ! t
000 per day. To supply the demand of
the factory, it will take 30,000 acres 1
1
I
j
in the I'latte river, near I ort Steele, '
Wyo., the 13th inst.
in pulling ties from the river and, it is |
supposed, slipped and was swept away (
by the swift current. The body lias
not been recovered.
While Montanas governor protests
| against the war in the philippines as
I being un-American and in furtherance
! of a policy that he believes is a menace j
I
I
sugar every |
you
; of land planted in this vegetable.
racke, aged 32, was drowned
A. J. .1.
as engaged
lie
■public itself he declines to
!
Captain H. G, Nickerson, agent at
1 .
the Wind river reservation, is arrang
ing to go to Washington with ten rep- j
resentatives of Shoshones and Arapa
purpose of negotiating a
e'. treaty «ith tbe government, the
j
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j
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1
•nent to 700 men and :
ire daily. |
to the
make demand upon the government
It
for the return of the volunteers.
CO.
hoes for the
fin sent tn tty expiring this year.
The flooded area of tin* Lead villa j
' baa in in now practically unwatered.
! KI ;ht lar^c minet» which closed down
nt of the strike will
in IH'J
lb9W.
by .lu nc 1st« fur
* rcbmne r.
nu'
hing empli
j producing about 500 ton* of
NAVAJO JOE.
Ordln
Navajo Joe is out of luck.
»illy his vagaries are not regarded In
Wolfvllle.
In Its single street In a voluntary ex
hibition of nice feats of horsemanship,
coupled with an exhibition of pistol
shooting. In which old tomato cans
and passe beer bottles perform as tar
gets, has hitherto excited no more
baleful sentiment in the Wolfvllle
sat
on
is
Hls frequent appearance
a
ry
an'
of
bosom than disgust.
But today It is different,
like Individuals, have moods,
time Wolfvllle Is experiencing a wave
It may have been excited
by the presence of a pale party of
eastern tourists, Just now abiding at
the O. K. hotel; gentlemen which the
rather sanguine sentiment of Wolfvllle
credits with meditating an Investment
of treasure In her rocks and rills. But
whatever the reason, Wolfvllle virtue
is certainly aroused, which makes It
a bad day for Navajo Joe.
The angry sun smites hotly In the
deserted causeway of Wolfvllle.
public is within doors,
saloon Is striving mightily.
Joe, rendering himself prisoner to
Jack Moore, rescue or no rescue, has
by order of that sagacious body been
conveyed by his captors before the
vigilance committee and Is about to he
tried for his life.
What was Navajo Joe's Immediate
grave one.
Camps,
At thin
of virtue.
ly,
I
ty
I
The
The Red Light
Navajo
crime?
Ten days before it would have hardly
He has killed a
Certainly not a
earfted a comment.
Chinaman. Here is the story:
"Yere comes that prairie dog Navajo
Dave
Joe, all spraddled out," says
Tutt.
"It looks like this camp can never
assoome no aire," remarks Cherokee
Hall in a distempered way. "but this
yere miser-ble Joe comes chargin' up
to queer it."
As he speaks that offending person
age, unconscious of the great change
In Wolfvllle morals, sweeps up
street, expressing gladsome and ec
static whoops and whirling his pistol
on his forefinger like a wheel of light,
One of the tourists stands In the
door of the hotel smoking a pipe In
short, brief puffs of astonishment, and
reviews the amazing performance. Na
the
vajo Joe at once and abruptly halts.
Gazing for a disgruntled moment on
the man from the east, he takes the
pipe from its owner's horrified mouth
and places it In his own.
"Smokin' of pipes," he vouchsafes in
condemnatory explanation, "is onele
gant an' degradin', an' don't you do it
no more in my presence,
sensitive that a-way about pipes an'
I don't aim to tolerate 'em none what
ever."
I'm mighty
|
1
He sits puffing and gazing at the
tourist, while the latter stands dumb
ly staring, with a morsel of ravished
meerschaum still between bis lips.
A Chinaman, voluminously robed,
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TIIE NEXT CENSUS WILL BE
SHORT ONE ASIATIC,
emerged from the New York store,
whither he had been drawn by dint of
! In a moment arrives a brief order
! from Enright, the chief of tho vigil
committee, to Jack Moore. That
gentleman proffers a Winchester and
j the request to surrender simultaneous
Navajo Joe, realizing fate, at once
«oap.
"Whatever is this Mongol doin' in
samp, I'd like for to know?" Inquires
Navajo Joe, disdainfully. "I shore
leaves orders when I'm here last for
the immejit removal of all eech. I
wouldn't mind it, but with strangers
vbiLin' us thia a-way it plumb mortl
| fl< , g me t0 d eath."
| smoke vanishes quickly in the hot air,
and the next census will be short one
1 Then comes a short, emphatic utter
ance of a six-shooter. A puff of
Asiatic.
ance
| ly.
j
i
! t he Chinaman sole and alone. The fact
|s he's been havin' a mighty sight too
1 gay a time of late, an' so I think it's
1 a good, safe play, bein' as It's a hot
I day and we has the time, to sorter
j call the committee together an' ask its
' v j ews whether we better hang this
|
( Tutt
this Navajo
stretch his neck.
nothin' partlc'lar, but iettln' her slide
under thp KPnfra , head of beIn . adap t
j right. "If not, I takes Mr. Tutt's very
I accedes.
"Of course, gents," says Enright. |
the
apologetically, as he
I committee in the New York store, "I
| don .j gay this Joe 1 b held for beefin'
convenes
y Bre Navajo Joe yet or not?"
"Mr. President," responded Dave
, "if I'm in order, I moves we take
Joe an' proceeds to
I ain't basin' it on
.xcellent motion as the census of this i
!
! "Not Intendin' of no Interruption." :
T f, xa8 Thompson. "I wan', to
say this: I'm a quiet man myse f. an i
n|)a)mR to k(>ep Wo , fv i, le . ,
j ^ u j r . p] a ce likewise. For which all I |
orely favors a-hangln' of Joe. Like j
Tutt, I don't make no p'int on the
Chinaman; we spares him too easy.
j But this Joe is tilers a-r!d!n' an'
j a-yellin' an' a-sho tin' up this camp
j till I'm plumb tire] out. So I says
I let's hang him, an' suggests as a ell
1 g1b!c nook tharfor the windmill hack
of the dance hall."
"9 ee yere. Mr President," Interrupts
: sfg Ta j 0 j 0 e, in a tone of one ill-used,
|
3d to public good."
"Do I hear any remarks?" asked En
meetin*. and It's bang she is."
j
"what for a deal is thia, I rUes to aak,
anyhow?"
"You can gamble thl» Is a square
deal," replied Enrlgbt confidently.
"You're entitled to your say when the
Just figure out
Ths
olety
when
a
to
a
this
does,
of
committee is done,
what cards you needs, an' we deals to
you In a minute."
"Gents," says Doc Peeta, who has
sat silently, listening, "I'm with you
on this hangln',
is here In our midst,
that Wolfvllle means business, an' Is
They'll car
These eastern sharps
It'll impress 'em
UM
a good, safe, quiet place,
ry reports east as will do us credit,
an' thar you be. As to the propriety
of strlngln' Joe, little need be said,
the Chinaman ain't enough, If as
saultin' of an Innocent tenderfoot
ain't enough, you can bet he's done
plenty beside as merits a lariat,
wouldn't deny it himself If you asks
him."
i?
•am*
It
gets
the
the
rag,
and
ing
on
Is
He
"Why," urges Navajo Joe, disgusted
ly, "these proceedln's makes me sick.
I shore objects to this hangln', and all
for a measly Chinaman, too.
yere Wolfvllle outfit is gettin' a migh
ty sight too stylish for me. It's grow
ln' that perdad-blnged-tlc'ler it can't
take its reg-lar drinks, an'-"
"Stop right thar," says Enright,with
dignity, rapping a shoe box with his
six-shooter. Don't you cuss the chair
none, 'cause the chair won't have it
It's parliamentary law if any one
cusses the chair he's out of order,
same as it's law that all chips on the
floor goes to the house. When a man's
out of order once that settles it. He
can't talk no more that meetln'. tee
in' we're aimin' to hang you we won't
claim nothin' on you this time, but be
careful how you come thackin' 'round
ag'in, an' don't fret us. You sabe?
Don't go an' fret us none."
"I won't fret you," retorts Navajo
Joe. "I don't have to fret you. What
I says is this: I s'pose I sees 50 men
stretched by committees between hero
and The Dalles, an' I never knows a
man who's roped yet on account of
no Chinaman. An' I offers side bet
Thla
of a hundred even it ain't law to hang
people on account of downin' no Chln
aman. But you all seems sot on this,
an ' go I tells you what I'll do. I'm
a plain man an' thar's no filigree work
on me, an' If it's all congenial to the
gents here assembled I'll gamble my
life, hang or no hang, on the first ace
turned from the box, Cherokee deal.
Does It go?"
A proposition original and new finds
In Its very novelty an argument for
Wolfvllle favor. It befalls therefore
that the unusual offer of Navajo Joe
to stake his life on a turn at faro Is
is
j
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[
it
approvingly criticised.
"Navajo Joe," says Enright, "we
don't have to take this chance, an' it's
a-makin of a had precedent as »«Y |
tangle us yereafter, but Wolfvllle goes
you this time. Cherokee turns the ,
cards for the ace. j
"Turn square, Cherokee," remarks ,
Navajo Joe, a 1th an air of interest, j
Roll your game. I play it open.
"I dunno," observed Dan Boggs, :
meditatively, caressing his chin, "but
1 m thlnkln Ida coppered.
The turn proceeds in silence, and
as may readily happen in that inter
estlng device named faro, a split falls
out. Two aces come together.
"Ace lose, ace win," says Cherokee,
pausing. "Whatever be we goin' to
do now. I'd like to know."
"Gents," announces Enright, with
dignity, "a split like thlB yere creates
a doubt, an' doubts go to the prisoner,
same as a maverick goes to the first
man as ties it down and runs his
brand onto It. Navajo Joe goes free.
However, he should remember this lit
tle graze and restrain his methods
yereafter. Some of them ways of Ills
Is soocldal to say the least, an' If he's
wise he alters bis system from now
on."
"Do you know, Cherokee," whispers
Faro Nell, as her eyes turn softly to
that personage of the deal box, "I'd
sooner he goes loose than two bonnets
from Tucson," and Cherokee Hail
pinches her cheek with a delicate ac
curacy born of his profession, und
smiles approval.—The New York Telo
graph.
is
Leu Actor*.
We are all more or less actors, and
are governed by a reputation which
has been given us Justly or unjustly.
For instance, a girl is brusque. Some
kind friend tharacterlzes this hrusque
ness as frankness or honesty,
girl Is pleased with the name which
has been given her, her brusqueness
under the guise of frankness Increases
and she finally becomes a terror to her
friends unknowingly. Then some one
remarks: "How sweet Ethel Is! She
has the loveliest character and sweet
est disposition of any girl I know."
EtheI mUHt llve l 'P to h€,r reputation
for sweetness until this very sweet
ness becomes annoying.
w 'h° 1> as been dubbed a philanthrop
1st Is unwittingly more generous than
he would naturally be, as he must live
up to the good name he has received.
All More
The
The man
| So how much Is real in our lives and
how much assumed we hardly know
ourselves.
An Original Story.
The teacher of a school in the rural
districts assigned each pupil the task
of writing an original story. On the
day when the stories were
bright little towhead arose and started
in as follows: "On the green slope of
a mountain stool a first-class Jersey
cow with three legs."
do, Johnny," interrupted the teacher.
"You are one leg short." "No, I ain't,"
replied the future author.
read a
"That won't
"You don't
wait to git my plot, which is that a
railroad train cut off one leg, and the
owner of the cow got $3,000 damages,
an' moved his whole family to Paris
i In time fer the exposition, where the
! girls will he married to rich French
: men nnd die happy ever afterward "_
Atlanta Constitution.
i
,
|
j
Soi
Blc-Ky*d Flab.
Horses, giraffes and ostriches have
the largest eyes of ull terrestrial an!
_ _ , . ,
arJVnhaZnda ."t Z™ 18
are cephalopoda, or Ink fishes, which
have eyes as large as a plate.
-—
«he w„ n t Higher.
II*witt Our servant lighted the Are
with paraffin oil the other morning. !
s
Jewett-—Did you dlschargs her? Hew
itt—We haven't found her yet.
A LITTLH ART
for
Ths American Woman Might Display la
"Making Op.
Whether It Is that the American ao
olety woman, owing to her late hour»,
when she reaches a certain age needs
a little artificial touch here and there
to restore her fading bloom, or from
whatever cause It may be, the fact un
fortunately remains that she does use
a little Judicious make-up.
this seems to be a necessity, why not
this make-up as her French sister
does, who ban it down to a fine point
of perfection?
lslenne never would think of using the
for day and night, and she
Now. as
UM
For Instance, the Par
•am* rouge
always applies It In the light for which
It is Intended,
gets powder and rouge for a brunette,
while if she is a blonde she buy*
blonde materials. The first phase of
the performance is to thoroughly wash
the face with a little soap on a soft
rag, in very warm water; then dry
with a soft towel,
time she goes to the brightest window
and by aid of her hand glass applies
this rouge, which is in a liquid state.
The cheeks and jawbone are treated,
the* the Up«, for which a different
rouge Is always used, also a liquid, tak
ing care to make them appear darker
on the Inner edge.
Is treated to a powder, which is ap
plied and then rubbed off until non«
remains.
rubbed on the nose and around the
mouth and promptly rubbed off. For
and eyelashes a pencil
If she 1» a brunette, she
Then if it Is day
Nb«v the forehead
A little of this powder is
the brows
should never be used for the day. A
brow brush and a tiny bar of India Ink
all that are needed. The same
routine is applied to the night make
up, the only difference being in the
materials used, and these can always
be bought of any good chemist.
are
Fertlle Lancia of Colorado.
The traveler who visits Colorado for the
first time is surprised and impressed with
the opportunities the state affords in agri
cultural pursuits. Tho mineral wealth of
the state, with its many famous mines,
seems to have become fixed in the minds of
strangers, crowding out all knowledge of
her wonderfully fertile soil. Little thought
is ever given to the 1:3,000 miles of irriga
gation canals that have been constructed,
and the 'J,000,000 acres of laud which have
thus far been made productive,
out of 371 exhibits from Colorado at tho
world's fair, eighty-one special premiums
were awarded, covering all kinds of fruit
and produce. The wheat exhibit attracted
wide attention, and twenty-live awards
were given it alone, tho largest number
j received by any one state in the Union.
\ Tho fruit industry lias
[ year and is yet in its infancy. Sugar beet
Tho min
Yet, out
^ a protitablo industry,
| eral WC aUh ..f the state, which leads all
, , d Bnd silvor does not compare
j agr i ol ,ltural wealth. A handsome and pro
, U8ely U l„strated pamphlet, entitled ' The
j p er tji e Lunds of Colorado," lias just been
issi ed by the passenger department of tho
: Denver & Kio Grande railway, and gives
detailed information of the lauds and their
location, anil may be had upon application
Hooper, general passenger agent,
Denver, or H. M. Cushing, traveling pas
sengor agent, 58 West Second Soutlistreot,
Salt îjllko cit y, Utah.
•ached 84,000,000 a
other states in the Union in the output of
ith her
knows
best
of
I
Our Womlerful Language.
A little girl was looking at a picture
of a number of ships when she ex
claimed, "See whut a flock of ships!" |
We corrected her by sayirg that a
flock of ships was called a fleet, and a
fleet of sheep is called a flock. And
here we may add, for the benefit of
the foreigner, who is mastering the
intricacies of our language, in respect
to nouns of multitude, that a flock ol
mind
that
celain
It
New
equal
wolves is called a pack, a pack ol
thieves is called a gang, and a gang
of angels is called a host, and a host of
porpoises Is called a shoal, and a shoal
of buffaloes is called a troop, and a
troop of pardridges is called a covey,
and a covey of beauties is called a
galaxy, and a galaxy of ruffians is
Are
ment,
they
and
called a horde, and a horde of rubbish
is called a heap, and a heap of oxen is P
called a drove, and a drove of black
guards is called a mob, and a mob of
worshipers is called a congregation, {
and a congregation of engineers is l1iiy
called a corps, and a corps of robbers
is called a swarm, and a swarm of pco- tho
pie is called a crowd, and a mlscel'.a- ians
neous crowd of city folks is called tho
public.—Satchel.
Borne time ago the Pullman Com- ers
pany, as an experimental measure, In- K i
troduced "Ordinary" sleeping ear ser- ,
vice on the Baltimore and Ohio Rail
road between Baltimore and Newark, j
and Pittsburg and Chicago,
suits to the Railroad Company were
very gratifying, but subsequently It
was ascertained the Pullman Company
was not In position to furnish this
class of equipment to all roads oper
ating Pullman cars east of Chicago
and St. Louis, and to allay any friction ^
that might result from this inequality
of service, the Pullman Company re
quested the Baltimore and Ohio Rail- j
No More "Ordinary" Sleepers.
The re- it
road to resume the standard ears pre- |
viously In service which will be done .
commencing April 10.
Ilalfoar'« L'nlutenderf Joke.
Th« other day Mr. Balfour, in a
speech in the house of commons, al- j
luded to the once current notion that
nobody was competent to legislate for
the country unless ne had a stake in it.
The !
with laughter—pleased
to the astonishment of the orator, who \ j
did not know that he had said any
of
a
"That, no doubt, was overdone."
house roared
with a rattle, tickled
Ith a straw
thing funny, and who did not even |
appreciate the Joke of the "overdono
gtake" when it waa explained to him
by a colleague.—Household Words.
<
a
the
"_
SPECIAL TICKET RATES
From Utah Point* Via "Santa K* Konto."
103.00 to St. Jo«, Atchison. Heaven worth
and Kansas City and return.
130 f»0 to St. Louis and rot urn.
144.M) to ChlraMO and return.
On salo Juno 0th and ?th. Returning,
limit September 4th. For information re
, , . , . „
"a 1 ° « £
Warren, Goneral Agent A , T. & S. F.
• No ' 411 Block, Salt Lake City,
irt«*,
a
A Chane».
"Borax says he Is going to with
Are dr " w £rum the club lf aDyone trWi lu
! *•""* ™ te vuk * r f orlM '" " l mver
s told a poker story In my life, but I
suppose I shall have to begin now."—
Indianapolis Journal.
500,000 FAMILIES
RELY ON PE-RU-NA.
W. H. B. Williams, publisher of The
Farmers' Industrial Union, In
letter to Dr. Hartman Bays:
used Pe-ru-na as a family medicine for
several years. I find it of especial use
for myself. I have had several tedlou a
spells with systemic catarrh and befor»
using Pe-ru-na I had tried
a recent
"I have
Beveraj
A
il!
nr x.
:r
£>»
[it
Mr. W. H. B. Williams, Columbus, o.
other remedies with little or no suc
cess. But ln Pe-ru-na I found a prompt
and sure cure. 1 always keep ths
remedy which promptly relieves any
attack of the same malady.
"My wife also uses Pe-ru-na fene
finds It of especial use for severe spells,
to which she is subject. We always
keep it in the house as a family medi
cine. We think it an excellent remedy
for the various ills to which children
are subject, especially climatic dis
eases. Address Dr. Hartman, Colum
bus. Ohio, for a free book on family
medicine.
Stone Telegraph Pole*.
The messages between Milan and
Switzerland, by way of the Simplon
Pass, pass over a telegraph line with
stone poles of gray granite about ten
inches square am 1 venty-flve feet
high. _______
Now that the house cleaning season has
fairly set in, the down town restaurants
are preparing to take caro of a rushing
business.
Wbnt "Kali
linen" AI
"Kalsomines" are cheap temporary
manufactured
preparations
chalks, clays, whiting, etc., and are
stuck on the wall with decaying ani
mal glue. They bear no comparison
with Alabastine, which is a cement
that goes through a process of setting,
and hardens with age. Consumers, in
buying Alabastine, should see that the
goods are in packages and properly
labeled. Nothing else Is "just aa
good" as Alabastine. The claims of
new imitations are absurd on their
face. They cannot offer the test of
time for durability.
from
a
Unconactoi
Michael MacDonag's "Irish Life and
Character" contains some good "hulls,''
of which the best is this: A lady on«
day heard a knock at the door, and
afterward asked the servant who had
called. "It was a gintleman, ma'am,
looking for the wrong house," replied
Mary._
H
Mail
I Ibftftt
la now carried on the Overland Limited of
the Union Pacific, because "Uncle «Sam"
knows that the "Old Reliable" gives th«
best service and make* th
of any line in tho west.
I Slaud," 101 Main street.
quietest timo
Ticket office, "Old
|
a
a
of
ol
Tho poor fool that never changea his
mind is just about as much a victim of
misplaced confidence as the setting hen
that spends the summer in keeping a por
celain door knob warm.
It is said that a certain professional
bondsman of the "Tenderloin" district In
New York has an income from his business
equal to the salary of the president of the
United States.
ol
of
a
a
is
Society T.»»d»n
Are necessarily people of excollent jndff
ment, taste and refinement. In travflin»
they demand the best s rvice obtainable
and the fibers.ity with which they pat
ronize the Union 1*110111,: is one of the betl
is P roofs of that lino's superiority. Ticket
office, "Old Stand," 201 Main street,
of
{
is l1iiy °* rc ' st ' , ...
Monday with tho Greeks, I ties ay
pco- tho Ferai, ins, Wednesday with the Assyr
ians ' 1 hursday with the Egyptians, r ' •
tho with the Turks, und Satuiday v,i> 1
erveil a* a
F very day of tho week bus
Sunday among Christian*,
Hebrews.
LoikI.
Watt«*™.
The newest cry of the London wait
ers is that they are being ousted by
In- K i r i 8 ,
ser- ,
Rail
j recognition of it
were
It ° c " , , ,
Shake into your shoes Allens KK>t
this Ease, a powder for the feet. It make
oper- tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cure*
Corns Bunions, Swollen, Hot aa4
^ pat >"8 l ' ep '- A ' a11 Druggist«
Shoe Stores, 25c Sample sent FREh.
re- Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy,.
Rail- j
Tho boat evidence of merit is the cordial
vhenever and wherever
re- it may be found.- Bovee.
No, Colonel Funston did not step Into
pre- | tho rank of brigadier general. He foul«
done . swam iuto lt
I know that my life was saved by Pi»* 1
Cure for Consumption.—John A. 51111*7.
Au Sable, Michigan, April 21, 1825
a
al- j "Mamma," nskud tlie sentimental lit«
that Tommy, ' don't you plant birdseed tu rsi*
for sparrow grass;"
it. -
The ! Women love to insko
cleans their hands so beautifully.
improvident individuals trust to luck,bu
who \ j P „ trusts never do.
any
bread because M
flow j*re of Fraud!
even |
him
Every suroe** breed« Imitator* oount«rf p ^
)» when you Mj y
All drng«l*t*' aw
Lookout f»r «ubsilti
< fiKcarets Candy Cathartic.
60c.
aioiscJ
Tlie first aim iu life Is to liavu an
then stick to lt.
The preferred creditor is generally
one who never trouble* you.
tbl
worth
re
Hall's Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
the l&us h of
Ruware of him who halos
child.—L&vater.
people who live on Missouri river
ought to have lots of sand in them.

£
F.
City,
vvatei
Mr*. Winslow's toothing Byrap
, m ra.lUd**
forchlldrao teething, *oft«n*th# fun* 730*0"
flanuuailoo. allay* p*iu, our** wind oo«»*
a hottl*.
• a
with
lu
mver
but I
Th« BUck n«c«.
It Is estimated by experts
black race embraces about one
of the living members of th'
species or 150,000.000 individu» 1 *
that thl
i-tenti
hum» 1

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