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Pim IN THE BACK IHD SIDE JUDGE'S WIFE t 1 h x; m. % '2 *2 r/ mrs. minnie McAllister. ; Mrs. Carrie King, Darlington, Mo., '•writes: "I have suffered for years with (biliousness, and kidney and liver trouble. "If l caught a little cold, the pains were Increased and backache and iheadache were of frequent occurrence. "However, Peruna cured me—twelve (bottles made me a healthy woman." . ih A V # % FOR RHEUMATISM, CUTS, SPRAINS, WOUNDS, OLD SORES, CORNS, BUN IONS, GALLS, BRUISES, CONTRACT ED MUSCLES, LAME BACH, STIFF JOINTS, FROSTED FEET, BURNS, SCALDS, ETC. AN ANTISEPTIC that stops Irritation, subdues Inflam mation and drives out Pain. PENETRATES the Pores, loosens the Fibrous Tissues, pro motes a free circulation of the Blood, giving the Muscles natural elasticity. A SURE CURE CURED OF PARALYSIS •w q natle? P O True Texas, writes: "My wife had been suffering five with paralysis in her arm, when I was persuaded to use Ballard s Snow Liniment, which effected a complete cure. I have also used it for old sores, frost bites and skiu eruptions. It does the work. BEST LINIMENT ON EARTH ONCE TRIED. ALWAYS USED REFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES 25c, 50c and $1.00 Ballard Snow Liniment Co. ST. LOUIS. U. S. A. ! ! THREE SIZES: BAD DEBTS COLLECTED | | | By vis—here, there, anywhere. You will make money by sending them in. If we did not know we could collect them, we would not be spend ing $6,000,00 this year in advertising. /m t * J I SCIENTIFIC COLLECTORS OF BAD DEBTS. TOP FLOOR COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK BLDG., SALT LAKE CITY. FRANCIS G. LUKE. General Manager. Some People Don't Like Ve. ASSAYER AND CHEMIST. Specimen prices: Cold, Silver, Lead, II; Gold, Sil ver. 75c; Gold,50c; Zinc or Copper. II. Cyanide tent*. Mailing envelope* and full price Hat aent on applica tion. Control and Umpire work solicited. Lnad vllle, Colo. Hcferencc, Carbons i NatlonalBauk. HOWARD E. BURTON, RELIABLE ASSAYS .75 I Gold and Silver.11.00 .75 I Gold. Silver. Copper 1.50 I'laeer Gold. Retorts and ltlch Ore* nought. 17'2S Arapahoe Street Denver, Colorado. Gold. Lead. Ooden ftssau Go. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES j Coin, me.* nonda brinhter amt taster colors than any other dve. One 10c package colors silk, wool ant cotton equally well and is ouaranteed lo give perfect results. ! ML dtalwoVwo will teed pot! wUat lOoa package. Write lur free booklet-How to Dye. Bleach and MU Colert. MOkUOK Mitu CO., UnionvUh, Miuouri "I suffered for years with a pain In the small of my back and right side. It interfered often with my domestic and soclal duties and I never supposed that I would be cured, as the doctor s medi cine did not seem to help me any. "Fortunately a member of our Order , advisenme to try Peruna ami gave it' such high praise that I decided to try j it. Although I started in with little j faith, I felt so much better in a week that I felt encouraged. "I took it faithfully for seven weeks I and am happy indeed to be able to say j I Quickly Cured by a Short Course of Pe-ru-na. M rs. minnie e. McAllister, wife of Judge McAllister, writes from 1217 West 33rd street, Minneap olis, Minn., as follows: that 1 ain entirely cured. ••Words fail to express my gratitude. Perfect health once more is the best thing I could wish for, and thanks to Peruna, l enjoy that now " Pain in the back, or on the right side. How often a physician hears this complaint! Over and over we hear women say: "I have a paid in the small of my back. I have a pain in my right side, just be low the ribs." These symptoms indicate pelvic or abdominal catarrh. They indicate that the bowels are not acting properly—that the liver is out of order—that the pelvic organs are congested. Pelvic catarrh—that is the name for it. Peruna cures pelvic catarrh, when all of these symptoms disappear. The catarrh may he all in the abdom inal organs, when it would be properly called abdominal catarrh. At any rate, it is one of those cases of internal catarrh which can be reached only by a course of treatment with Peruna. We have on file thousands of testi monials similar to the above. It is im possible here to give our readers more than one or two specimens of the num ber of grateful and commendatory let ters Dr. Hartman is constantly receiv ing in behalf of his famous catarrh remedy, Peruna. ' WHY ONE IS SLEEPY. Many Hypotheses Are Advanced by the Scientists. Scientists disagree as to the cause of drowsiness. Some curious and re markable reasons are assigned for the desire everybody has for sleeping. It is attributed by some people to an accumulation in the system of the poisonous products of the wear and tear of the body during the day. There seems to be some measure of truth in this, for in many diseases the patients are often sleepless. An other hypothesis is that the nerve cells of the brain dwell apart from each other, as it were, during sleep. p ra j n j s composed of millions of bodies called cells , each havlng branches, for the purpose ot communi eating with other cells. When the brain is fully active all these cells are in contact, or ready to be in contact, with one another; but the time oc casionally comes, it is thought, when the branches of all the cells curl up, and their isolation means that com plete communication between the cells ceases. The state of body and mind that follows is what we call sleep. The most probable explanation of sleep, however, is that in some way or other the internal condition of the cells is changed, partly from exhaus tion and partly because of diminished stimulation from other parts of the body. several deliarite prolongations, or Make Provision for Winter. All birds of the crow tribe, rooks especially, exhibit a tendency toward winter—like squirrels and some oth er animals—to lay up a store of pro visions for their sustenance against a season of scarcity. While jackdaws select holes of trees and old buildings to store away such provisions, rooks convey them away to their rookeries. There in last season's nests they de posit them. Toward springtime, when they begin thinking about setting their houses In order, they visit their rookeries and, when rebuilding their nests throw out the unused store. Thus it is we often find an accumula tion of acorns, potatoes and what not on the ground under their nests.—Na ture notes. I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago.—M bs. Thos. Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich. N. Y.. Feb. 17. 1900. Waste No Time on Love. There is practically no lovemaking As a rule, the young man in China. does not see his bride until she is his wife. USB THE FAMOUS Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2-oz. package 5 cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, lnd. A Life-Saver. He kissed her hand and then her lips; She hade him go away, Said he: "I live from hand to mouth. So don't be angry, pray." "Oh, well." she said, "if that's the case. I'll let you live to-day." TEA You don't read advertise ments; why are you reading this? grocer returns your money If you don't like SciiLling's Best. Y< Cost of Electric Lines. The cost of building electric rail ways in England a mile, single line, from $19,407 to $29,209. ranges TEA Did you ever hear of a nervous Englishman? They drink more tea than we do, six to one. Police Learn Jiu Jitsu. All the members of the city of Lon don police force are learning, in squads of sixty, in the police gyra nasium, the art of jiu jitsu. TEA What is wealth to home happiness? Take a little more time for tea! As Wisdom Flies. Help thy brother's boat across, and lo! thine own has reached the shore. —Hindu Pro'or'' TEA Give a very naughty boy a dainty cup of fine tea, and see his face change gradually! '" COO <•' • New Zealand's Meat Trade. New Zealand's frozen meat trade vtth Great Britain now equals about MODERN METHODS OF SPELLING ' Exchange Tells of Hardships They Caused One Unfortunate. ''Imagine the case of a person whf at different periods of his life was obliged to learn to spell all over again," said the professor. ''I knew of such a man, not originally a poor speller, who was compelled thrice to take up the study of orthography. It happened in this way: "This friend of mine was reared in the country, attended the school, and acquired therein the necessary proficiency under the rules of the old time teacher. As a matter of fact he learned to spell while standing, was a curious fact that for many years that man could not spell some of the simplest words unless he stood up. On his feet, he was the best speller in the class, and acquired many a prize in the spelling 'bees.' There was not a puiAi in those days who could 'turn 1dm down,' when it came to an exercise in upright ortho graphy. "Then, years afterward, he had to learn to spell with a pencil. All his spelling talent went into his pencil. His tongue had lost its cunning, and whether standing or sitting he would miss the easiest words, unless he used his pencil. "Finally, with the advent of the typewriter, he was obliged again to learn how' to spell, this time with the machine. Queer thing, isn't it? Un less the word is a simple one, my friend's tongue refuses its aid, his pencil declines to afford its old-time help, and he is compelled to refer to the writing machine. And yet he's a good speller.—The Sunday Magazine. It The Bishop's Mistake. Bishop Johns was holding service at a little log church in the mountains of the South. Two young mountain eers, proud parents of a lusty young ster, presented themselves before the bishop to have the child christened. The bishop asked: "What name?" The father of the child replied: "Beelzebub." "No?" exclaimed the bishop, amazed that the Prince of Darkness should be so honored. "No, we'll call the child John. John is a good name." Whereupon he continu'd rapidly with the "I baptize thee, John—He signed with the sign of the cross and dismissed the parents. They had become more and more confused under the unwonted solem nity of the unfamiliar ritual. The father stood on one foot, shifting his weight, to the other; the mother was equally disturbed. When the two reached the door of the church the father turned, and at last finding his voice, called back to ward the rude chancel: "Mister Bishop, dis heah's a gal baby!"—The Sunday Magazine. Evolution. Now a wise man, clever thinker, tells us we are doomed to perish, And in some three million years we'll disappear— That we have no chance to linger, that extinction is our portion, Not one hope of staving off the fate that seems so drear. And, he says, when we have faded, van- j ished off of all creation, Intellectual birds will fill our vacant place— Flying marvels, winged and brainy, will supplant the varied peoples Who for many centuries past have formed the human race! Still, this shouldn't much surprise us. Many of us are in training, Learning to become real lively birds. If you think this statement curious; hark to any pair of lovers. Note with care and close attention all their words: "Ducky, darling," "Llltle Birdie," "Fre clous lovey dovey, too j They tire calling bird names sweetly by ! Doubtless some day they'll develop wings and bills from so much cooing, And they'll lie the birds to take our place when were no more! —Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. But Etiquette Hardly Applied. A. H. Hummel, the well known law yer of New York, was talking, be tween the acts of a drama, about the leading woman. "Though her salary is large," said Mr. Hummel, "she Is always hard up, | always in debt, they say. "The other day I heard a story about, her. A female bill collector railed on her to try to got her to set tle a Dill for a sable coat. " 'I am sorry,' she said to the col lector, 'but I can't settle this bill at present.' " 'Very well, martame. When shall I call again?' the colleetor asked. "'Well,' said the actress, 'It would hardly be etiquette for you to call again until I have returned the pres ent call.' " China's Overestimated Population. W. W. Rockhill, the newiy appoint ed American minister to China and a well-known eastern traveler and author, says that the present popula tion of China, instead of being, as it is usually given, nearly 450,000,000, is probably not much over 250.000,000. The census of 1741, which Mr. Rock hill considers more trustworthy than any other, shows 143,000,000. Con Bidering the numerous devastating famines and wars of the succeeding 150 years, the natural annual increase would be small. Far from teing over populated, many portions of China greatly increased could support a population. ^ ' "IT SAVED MY LIFE" of to It in he it to his the to the my his to a PRAISE FOR « FAMOUS MEDICINE Mrs. Willadsen Tells How She Tried Lydia E. Pinkham* Vegetable Compound Just in Time. _ Mrs. T. C. Willadsen. of Manning, Iowa, writes to Mrs. Pinkham: Dear Mrs. Pinkham " I can truly say that you have saved my life, and I cannot express my gratitude to you in words fi It * m m j "mV stSiff 1 V* ' t$j !> iilii® ■ mm ■ ♦ •f Airs T C Willadsen Before 1 wrote to you, telling you how I felt, I had doctored for over two years steady and Rpcnt lots of money on medicines besides, but It all failed to help me. M v monthly pe riods had ceased and 1 suffered much pam. with fainting spells, headache, backache una bearing-down pains, and I was so weak I could hardly keep around. As a last resort I decided to write you and try Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, and I am so thankful that I did, for after following vour instructions, which you sent me free or all charge, my monthly jwriods started ; I am regular and in perfect health. Had it no* boon for you I would tie in my grave today. " I sincerely trust thnt this letter nmy lead every suffering woman in the country to write you for help as I did." When women are troubled with Ir regular or painful menstruation, weak ness, leueorrhoea, displacement or ul ceration of the womb, that bearing down feeling, inflammation of the ova ries, backache, flatulence, general de bility, indigestion and nervous prostra tion, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound atonce removes such troubles. No other female medicine in the world has received such widespread and un qualified endorsement. Refuse all sub stitutes. Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. M be his of at to When Japanese Disapprove. When a Japanese audience wish to express disapproval of a play, they turn their backs to the stage. Mr*. Winslow'* Soothing Syrup. For children teething, soften* the gum*, reduce* h*. Bmuiuuuuu,allay*pain,euro* wind oollu. 25c*bottle. Climb High Mountain, Recently two French engineers suc ceeded in reaching the summit of the Four-clad Agnelli, In Switzerland, an altitude of nearly 13,700 feet. us j • , . •; ■ Typhoid Fever, Diphtheria, ■ B Small Pox — the germs of ■ . j n j- i.- . I these deadly diseases multi- ■ ■ ply in the decaying glue pres* ■ us. I • k i - ■ ■ ent ,n . aW KaloOmineS, ana me g * decaying paste Under wall ■ ■ nanpr B ■ * ' .. . , _ all a Alabastinb is a disinfectant; it J | destroys disease germs and vermin; a ■ is manufactured from a stone cement ■ j ■ fo ase hardens on the walls, and is as J by ! ■ enduring as the wal , itsel f. Alabas- J ■ is mi * ed °° ld water - and ■ a an y one can a PP*y "• our g Ask for Sample card of ■ ■ , ...... % ■ t ■ ■ beautiful tints and Hltorma- a J tion about decorating. Take ■ » no cheap substitute. ■ Buy only in 5 pound packages properly labeled. ALABASTINE COMPANY l Grant Ave., Grand Rapids, Mich. ■■■New York Office. 105 Water St.« Alabastine Your Walls ■■■■■■■a ■ ■ i * ■ » m be- ■ the J ■ ■ ■ up, | j at 6 * t MOST PROFITABLE FARM INVESTMENT. — This is what the Cream Separator has proved to be. Twenty years of experi ence upon the part of hundreds of thousands of users in every coun try of the world bear witness to the fact. No one disputes it. There never was a better time to make thiaall-importantfarm investment than the resent. Butter is un it is most go to waste, and that the quality be such as to command top prices. If you have cream to separate you cannot afford to delay this investment a single day. If you haven't the ready cash the machine will earn its cost while you are paying for it. T JfS, a is is u prccedentedly high in price, desirable that none be left £ The De Laval Separator Co. Randolph & Canal Sts, Chicago 74 Cortlandt Street New York W. N, U., Salt Lake No. 19. 1905.