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The Vampire Pipe. This little story is set down in thesc columns to prove that truth is, after all, more strange than fic tion, and to point the moral that h; ■who will may read more of truth, beauty, romance, adventure, or even« horror, in the lives of those who live about him than in all the books of the bookish age. This stcry is a story of horror. It transcends in its weird awful ness the imaginingsof Poe, the ter rible directness of Kipling's Bimi, the brutal essays of the Russian It combines in the swift 10 rain utes of its enactment the motif in master, Maxim Gorky. ■the "Frankenstein Monstei " of and the sucks the Mrs. Percy B. Shelley, weiid folk talk of the vampire an imaginary being that blood of the living. Walter D. Hunter, 22 years old, a young Pittsburg graduate of a school of mechanical engineering, went to Chicago to seek his fortune He was a mechanical genius like the character of fiction who con structed the Frankenstein monster, Young Hunter invented an improved suction device for ice-making ma chinery. He took it to Armour & Co., and they installed it. One portion of the machine ter minated in an eight-inch vacuum pipe on the roof of the ice-making plant. This pipe had a suction pressure of 780 pounds to the square inch. It was used to draw large quantities uf water a great distance to the ammonia machines that con ■■ . veiled the fluid into ice cakes. . , ... A few days ago the pipe became , . & ,, ^ K clogged. Young Hunter went to , , .. . ... .... the roof to fix it. He bui t the ma .... , . chine. He, more than anyone else, , , . ' J , ' knew of its power, its weaknesses. . . . ', Alone on the roof, the young in , ' . 1 " ventor strolled carelessly near the ., ... . mouth of the mechanical monster. . , . . The suction drew him into the . . . machine. Hts right leg was drawn . . . .... through the eight-inch vent. & " .... , . The vampire pipe swiftly sucked ... .. , , .. the red blood from the body of its . J 'creator. . . . . , , A searching party of four men , , .... ■ found the victim lying prone upon . r the roof. The face was white as . . .. . . . . driven snow—-the body frozen. A -coroner's autopsy showed the heart to be shriveled, the lungs collapsed like a pricked toy baloon, not a cor puscle of blood in the upper organs a dozen holes in the leg where the blood had been drawn from the bursting arteries. The body was •shrunken to half its normal size •and weight. When the four men stumbled •across the lifeless form they sought to carry it from the roof. Their combined strength was insufficient to ten the victim tiom the grasp of the vampire pipe. So they smashed the machine and it gave up its victim. There is no sweetness to this tale. Yet there is much of awe much that may be learned from it. What were the thoughts of that young man alone on the roof in the death grasp of the implement that he had devised? What must have been his feeling when he suddenly realized that he had devoted a life study, ingenuity patience and labor to the building up of a device for the cncompass ment of his own destruction? The inventor died, but the machine will still live on. Then, and then only, did he comprehend the infinitesimal val ue, in this day and age, of a hu man life.—Ex. . , How the Notionalists Serve the "The Use of the National For ests, " a publication just printed by the Department of Agriculture, is a brief, clear manual for pub lie information as to the forest pol icy of the National Government. It is too true, as the short pref ace to the public says, tnat "many people do not know what national forests are. Others may have heard much about them, but have no idea of their true purpose and use." It is the object of this pub lication to explain just what the National Forests mean, what they In the first place, it is explained how the forests arecteated and how their boundaries are drown. Next, their direct use and value are shown arc for, and how to use them. from the point of view of the homeseeker, the prospector and miner, the user of timber, the user of the range, the user of water and other users of forest resources. Third, it is shown how the forests are intended for use, for the produc tion of usable products, and for the establishment and maintenance ol homes; how on all of them the timber is protected from fire, the water flow is kept steady, the for a e on the range is increased and guarded from abuse; and how, in addition, they serve as great public playgrounds and as breeding places and refuges for game. Finally, the management of the. national forests is described. Here it is that the great uscful ness Q f the forests is brought out fjresfs are managed by the people in mealIS t s USi;c j to meet the desires anc ( wants of all forest users halt vvay by dealing with them in the main directly on the ground and in a n cases with the utmost practicable dispatch and freedom from red tape, j n a WO rd, the special interest of t hj s manual lies in its showing that t h e forest policy of the government,' both in principle and in practice. j s f or the benefit of the ordinary most clearlv and strikingly; tot the and every their own interests, man, for the benefit of every citi There is still a fen zen equally. dency to think of the national for ests as "preserves" closed an d to leave the public posed to unregulated individual ex Whcre these misappre "The Use of to use, lands cx ploitation. hensions still prevail the National Forests" will go far to correct them. The f>ool< is written by Mr. Frcd crick E. Olmstead, whose intimate knowledge of conditions in the west an d the policy under which the forests are managed es with the national pecially fits him to deal subject. An Essay on Hens and Editors. A hen sits on her nest and lays eggs. An editor sits in his office chair and lies in his paper* .The . , , .. . , ... hen cackles alter she has laid a . . . ... . , good fresh egg; the editor cackles , . ... . about what he intends to do but . . . „ ... . — . seldom does it. Sensible hen. The , . . , hen scratches fur a living; so does .. T , , , „ . . . the editor. The hen hatches chick • ,, . . _ _, ens that come to some good, most ... , . . . _ _ editors hatch schemes that never . . ... , amount to anything. The hen pre . . . . . _. sents her bill whenever she wants ... . . . .. anything and gets it in the craw; ., . .J* . . . . . the editor presents his bill and gets ... .. , . . . it in the neck. The hen has a comb , . . , . . .. ... which she does not use; the editor . . . .. may have a comb and may use 1 1 ' .. . , ti v. sometimes—not always. The hen . .. ... . . . has wings; the editor has not and r lt . . ,. never will have. The hen isn t a ..... ... high flyer; the editor is, some ., L., ... , times. The hen broods and raises a "Doan's Ointment cured me of time, —Hon. S. W. Matthews, Cornmis sioner Labor Statistics, Augusta, large family; the editor broods how he is going to raise the family he already has. The hen is a rooster when she sleeps, that's queer; the editor is a queer rooster all of the time. The hen often gets cooped; the editor gets scooped too. Some times the hen crows; the editor almost all the time, but no ore ever knows why.-- Kyle News. Jamestown Exposition. For the Jamestown Exposition, Norfolk, Va., April 26th-Nov. 30th 1907. round trip tickets will be sold as follows : Direct routes, season tickets $109.20. Sixty day ticket $91.00. Tickets on sale daily May 20th to Nov. 30th. Final limit Dec. 15. Tranist limit 10 days going; no transit limit returning. Returning outside final limit, stop overs will be allowed where ever local regu lations will permit. For further information call at ticket office. 11-15 F. E. AUSTIN, Agent. eczema that had annoyed me a long The cure was permanent." Me. KfE p Jflf KIDNEYS WELL Health is Worth having, and Some Mountainhome People Know How to Save It. Many Mountain Home take their lives in their hands by know these organs need help. Sick kidneys are responsible for - a vast amount of suffering and ill health, people neglecting the kidneys when they but there is no need to suffer nor to remain in danger when all dis eses and aches and pains due to can be quickly and use of weak kidneys permanently cured by the Doan's Kidney Pills. Mrs. F. Edwards, edge of Pocatello, "Some three month caught me in the I was not ceitain at tirst a« living on the Idaho, says a pain small of my back. ag to its as time cause but it grew went by. As I noticed it laily in the morning overworked myself, orse particu or when I came to the conclusion that it was due to some Mr. irregularity of the Edw-ards got Doan's Kidney for me at a drugstore and dose or two I noticed a change for When 1 completed kidneys. Pills after the better, their use the backaches and head aches were a thing of the past." cents. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffa !o. New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name For sale by all dealers. Price 50 Deans nc bdrqains in Keal Estate. 5 lots i block from court house. Ought to double in vai postofiice. acre of land, $350 worth of good furniture goes j Look this $650. side of 13 months. in A snap! 10 acres of deeded land with water rights l£ miles frer.; $600 cash. New 4 room plastered house, lot 50x120 $1050; h cash. $1800. 5 room house with 1 $ 1100 cash. Snap. 5 room house with 6 lots;! with the house. All for $1550. up. 160 acres close in with 80 acres water right paid for; 50 acres un der cultivation ; best of soil, for $2100 cash. All You cannot beat This place is worth this price. $5000 of any man's money. Business Chance. $3800 will buy a good business in Mountain Home. Yearly sales $10,000. this as it is a better investigate You had snap. I have for sale a few good buys in stock ranches. ALBERT JOHNSON. Real Estate. Mountain Heme, Idaho. The Doctor Away from Home when Most Needed. _ , , . , People are often very much dis . \ , „ ... . .. . . appointed to tind that their family ■ , .. . physician :s away from home when f. J ... they most need his services. ,., . , . . eases like cramp colic and cholera , motbus require prompt treatment, ] . . ; . . have in many instances prov . ^ , . . ,. . ,, , en fatal before medicine could be ! , ... . procured or a physician summoned. , . , The right way is to keep at , " . , , . , . , hand a bottle of Chamberlain s i _ , _ Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem ..I edy. No physician can prescribe a . . . , .. .. better medicine for these diseases. ' _ . . .. ... By having it in the house you es 'f . cape much pain and suflenng and .. .. ' .. i all risk. Buy it now; it may save ,. r _ , . n ..,0 -.v- 1 life. For sale by Rocsoe W. Smith. 1 J Dis ■ B. P. 0. t. Excursion Rates. For the conventoin of the B. ! O. E. in Philadelphia, Pa., July 15 , -20 tickets will be sold on July 10, 11, 12 with return limit to Aug. 15, for $73.30. See agent for fur ther particulars, P. Get shaved a* BIRT SMITH'S BARBER SHOP and use the old reliable tonics. 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