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WOMAN'S LOVE.
Soma Qaeer Kxempllfleatlooa of the
Depth of remlntne Affection fer
Maacullnlty.
A lswyer frisnd of mine was visited
nt bis office one dsy, ssjs The San
Francitco Chronicle, by s lady who
.said «be bad been badly treated by her
litis band. She had at one time a few
thousand dollars and she met a man
who was "broke." He wss good look
ing. She loved him so dearly that she
gave him her bsnd, heart, and bank
accounL He squeezed the firs'., grace
fully accepted the second, and grabbed
the third. He started in business and
made a fortune, and they had a good
time for a year or two He took ad
vantage of her absence in the east to
switch bis affections on to another wo*
man. The man was very wealthy, and
the poor but brilliant lawyer saw a big
contingent fee. He accepted the case
for that contingent fee and undertook
to put up the necessary preliminary ex
penses. The case moved along. He
was out $20, and she was to come down
and sign the papers. She came.
"Are the papers ready?"
"Yes. Here they are madam. If
you will put your name there- "
•Well, you can just tear them up."
■Tear them up! Why?"
•I don't want to go on with the case.
I love him too well."
'Very well, madam. In that case
•I'm very much obliged to you, and
I am so sorry you've had all this
trouble."
•Yes, madam. My bill will be $50."
'What! You said it wouldn't cost
me a cent to begin the suit."
'But you haven't begun the suit, and
I am out a good deal for expenses."
"I wont pay iL"
"If you don't, it will be $100 to-mor
row."
'She wouldn't pay. Next day he
sent up a .sheriff with an attachment
as a threat, at least She came down,
offered him $20, then $30, then she
proposed he should take her lace para
sol. Finally she paid him $50, gave
h,m a parting shot of polite language,
and weut out. The curious part of the
story was that inquiry elicited the fact
that she had gone through the same
process, except paying, with thirteen
different lawyers in the city, all on the
same proposition.
But it really does seem as if a woman
never loses her vanity sufficiently to
resist a man's effort at réconciliation if
lie will only do wild enough things. A
well-known lawyer told me a few days
ago of a story of a late experience.
I've had a funny case lately. It
was a divorce case, and I was counsel
for the lady. I never knew two peo
ple to abuse one another so. I never
knew two people to make such a bit
ter, hard fight as those two. The prop
erty was considerable, and I had it tied
up with an injunction. AU efforts at
compromise were no good; at last, I
lliought the man was trying to cheat
the woman, and so I stopped negotia
tions for a compromise aud prepared
to put tho case into court The lady
came to see me. It's no use, madam.
I'm going to put the case straight
through court"
I wish you would, it's what I want
I never will compromise with that man
—never, never, never!"
"All right. You will call here at 10
o'clock to-morrow, and we'll see about
the witnesses. "
Next morning at 10 o'clock she was
there. She was nattily dressed in great
style, and she sat down with a pleased
iiss u ranee.
"Well, madam, let us proceed."
"I want the case dismissed."
"Dismissed! How's that?"
"Well, we've fixed it."
"You have?"
"Yea It's all settled."
"May I ask how you settled it?"
"Well, lust night he came up
to uiy rooms. The door was locked,
and when he knocked 1 said: 'Who's
ial?' 'It's me.' 'You can't come in.'
He kept knocking. I told him he
couldn't come in, and he knocked
harder, aud 1 told him louder he
couldn't como in, and he kicked the
door down and came iu, and we sat
down and fixed it all up."
It is very extroardinary what impet
uosity, cruelty, demonstrations of all
kiuds a girl will stand wheu she knows
it is love that is driving a man to it;
and how much of unforgivable sufler
ng she will forgive after. She had
uot decided to sail along life's ocean
in the same boat with him, but she did
not object to a little trip on the other
side of the bay. They were two in the
boat. He rowed; she held the tiller
ropes. When he get her away from the
shore he began to tell her he loved her.
He was quiet and moderate at first, but
he gradually warmed up to the subject
The subject did not respond. She was
quiet He implored her to marry him.
She declined. He entreated, he wept
he went down on his kneës in the boat
She was immovable. Then he grew
kind of fierce, he shook the boat to
terrify lier into acceptance. She did
not accept. He rose up and began to
rock the boat very vigorously. It tipped
over and they both went in. The
oung lady got to the surface at once,
righted the boat and got in, and when
he arrived at the top of the «water she
had seized the oars and was rowing for
shore. He could swim, and be had to.
The procession wont along until the
girl, not noticing, drove the boat into
the mud. She could not get ob shore
without wading. Her lover was Hear
ing her all the time. She feared he
was going to do her an injury, but be
fore she conld make up her mind to
wade he clambered into tho boat They
got it off the mud and landed it upon
the shore safely. Then they retired to
solitary place in the sun, where they
at and dried themselves, and before
they were dry had their arms around
one another's neck and she had con
sented. She knows he loves her be
cause he tried to drown her, I sup
pose.
A Consumptive's Sudden Death.
Consumption of the lungs sometimes
comes lo a very sudden and unexpect
ed termination in the following man
ner: Kather Inte iu the disease the up
per portions of both lungs are occupied
a dense deposit of tubercle, to
olbar with inflammatory products that
sudor the organs useless for breathing
purposes for one-third or one-half their
exlcnt. Tho extent of lung thatis still
ivailuble for breathing becomes more
n<l more limited with each day's de
posit of îubcrclu.
If now the cav ty of the pleura (pleu
rsl see), in which the lang lies and ex.
pands and contracts in the movements
of breathing, shoald become con
nected with a cavity in the diseased
lung, so that air can penetrate and fill
the pleural sac, then, of course, all
movementi of expansion or oontrao
tion of that lung must cease, for there
is no room left for the movements of
breathing. The opposite lung being
already half useless, or even more
disabled, the sufferer finds himself de
prived of most of his breathing space,
and must perish within s very short
time, dying actually and literally of
suffocation.
There are one or two rare and unus
ual modes by which valvular disease of
the heart may prove suddenly fatal
One of these is the formation of a clot
or concretion from the blood upon one
of the valves; this being washed away
into the circulation, travels along
the blood-current until it reaches
place too narrow for it to pass, where
it lodges. This plug—called an embo
lus —shuts off all blood from the parts
beyond, and, if there is no other way
for the circulation to reach that region,
it becomes starved and decomposes—
in the brain it softens. Softening is
the common result of embolism of an
artery in the brain; but if it should be
a large vessel that has become plugged
and the parts thus cut off from nourish
ment of great importance, death may
result almost instantly. Sucb cases
are rare; still, they have been known
to occur.— Cincinnati Enquirer.
Lady Daffodil
My dsinty Lady Daffodil
Hat donned her amber gown,
And on ber fair and sunny head
Sparkles her golden crown.
The conscious bluebells softly sway,
And catch the yellow light—
And violets, among tbelr leaves,
Breathe low their young delight
The sweet old-fashioned almond flower
Brightens Its pallid red,
And flings its petals, daintily,
Over the garden bed.
Her tall green leaves, like sentinels,
Surround my Lady's throne,
And graciously In happy state
She reigns a queen alone.
And thus, my Lady Daffodil
In gorgeous, amber gown,
Holdeth her court this sun-warm day,
Wearing her golden crown.
—Mary U. Shai-pe, in St. Nicholas.
The Conductor's Romance.
Come out with me a moment whilr
we pass slowly at first and gradually
faster through the street of an old
fashioned town. You will observe thai
the dapper Pullman car conductor
with his blue uniform and gilt buttons,
is also on the rear platform.
Very proper, indeed, you say, for the
conscientious conductor to be keeping
a lookout for that second section of our
train.
Well, I didn't insinuate that tho con
ductor was m sbohaving himself, but 1
must disabuse your mind of the con
ception that he is looking for noth n<.
more interesting than a locomot ve
and a train of cars, which the inimit
able block system of the Pennsylvania
road is certain to keep at a safe dis
tance from us. He didn't button uj
his coat just now and brush it; he
didn't set his cap knowingly over hit
blonde bang, or pull up a tag of hi*
white handkerchief so as to set off his
manly chest for the purpose of impres
sing you or me.
Now please keep still and see what
our good looking young guardiau in
blue is up to.
He is on the platform with us—thai
is, he has one foot on the platform and
one foot on the first step below it
Now comes the critical moment!
Did you see him lift his cap? More,
did yon see that graceful girl leap out
from a doorway, shoot a sheaf of ar
rows in a second from her eyes, wave
a handkerchief and dart back again
into the old red brick house with its
white portico of wood?
A romance on the rail to be contin
ued, perhaps to the altar, from day to
day. Thatis all.— Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The Messenger Escorta
"We have considerable call for boys
to take ladies about" said a manager
of one of the largestup-town messenger
offices, "but nothing like enough to
justify us in keeping young men espec
ially for that [duty. We always send
the neatest-looking boy we have at
hand on such calls, when we know
what is wanted, but that is all the dif
ference we make. Many of such calls
come from ladies from other cities who
are visiting New York and are not
familiar with the shops and places of
amusement They get a messenger
boy to pilot them about among the
stores and carry thoit packages during
the day and to escort them to aud from
the theater at night City ladies don't
have much use for the boys. You see,
they generally have a relative or friend
to go with them in the evening, or, il
they havn't they'd as lief be seen go
ing alone as with a messenger boy
trotting by their side. A New York
lady, who may meet some one whom
she knows almost anywhere,doesn't like
to risk being laughed at and it does
look kind of funny, you know, to see a
finely dressed woman going along with
little shaver in a shabby uniform
hitched to her side?"
"Do the boys like such calls?"
"Well, it depends all on the woman.
If she's one that will treat a boy well,
give him a share of her lunch, and a
smile and an extra quarter for h raself
at the end, the boys like to go with
her. If she is the kind that scolds ihe
boy all the time, makes him sit in a
chair and watch her eat wi thout get
ting a bite himselt and finally kicks
over having to pay for the whole of the
last hour, when she's only had him
fifty-five minutes, then the boy doesn't
like the job."— New York Sun.
Her Hour of Triumph.
Dr. Meanwell—And how are you
feeling to-day, Mrs. Moribund?
Mrs. Moribund—Poorly, doctor,
poorly. When I am gone, I hope you
will look after the health of Johnnio
and the baby.
Dr. Meanwell—Oh, I wouldn't
hopeless a view of the case.
will get better.
Mrs. Moribund—No, doctor; I
not feed upon false hopes. In fact I
don't wish to live. Mra Sickles has
always tried to make out that her
health was more seriously affected
than mine. When she sees my pulso
less form, and all those rows of empty
(medicine bottles on the closet shelves
she will have to acknowledge that 1
came out ahead.— Puck.
take
You
will
FACT AND FANCY.
Mrs. A y er, widow of the pill man, Is worth
$25,000,000.
Busts of Bismarck and Yoa Mol tke adorn
Boulanger's office.
Miss Jenny Flood personally manages her
fortune of $5,000,000.
A daughter of Wade Hampton la a profes
sional nurse in New York.
Max Strakosch is prostrated in New York
with paralysis of the legs.
Senator Morrill started in life behind the
counter of a country store.
8enator Payne has not varied a pound in
weight fort went v-five years.
Bishop Wilson is the oldest preacher In the
Methodist Episcopal Church.
Mrs. Hamilton Douglas, of Atlanta, is the
only woman lawyer in Georgia.
Sir Charles Dilke confidently expects to re
turn to his former higb position.
Saulsbury, of Delaware, Is the only bach
elor in the United States Senate.
Congressman Kelly, of Pennsylvania, start
ed on his éSreer as a proof-reader.
A circular saw cut Charles Edgar into two
slices lengthwise at Burbank, O.
Near Lemars, Iowa, Philip Held shot and
killed his mother and then himself.
The street cars of Rio Janeiro are not com
pelled to turn out for royal carriages.
Queen Christina of .Spain g^s a mania for
being photographed with her children.
Dan Rice, the old showman, owns 850,000
acres of land in Texas and New Mexico.
The Emperor Francis Joseph has worn the
crown during 40 years of the 58 he has lived.
Rev. Robert Collyer, at the age of 27, came
to this country with his bride in the steerage.
King Humbert's favorite recreation is rid
ing on horseback through the parks of
Home.
Sullivan lost none of his brag, it seems.
After another defeat he'll want to fight in a
barrel.
Mr. Bonner will not put a monument at the
head of Dexter' S grave. He stops at poor
relations.
United States Senator Spooner, of Wiscon
sin, Is a millionaire—made so by saw mills
and lumber.
Mrs. Hicks Lord will sail for Europe soon
to flash her diamonds In the courts of the
effete monarchies.
Jenny June (Mrs. Croly) is 57 years old.
The first ten years she spent in England; the
rest in this couutry.
Gen. S. C. Armstrong says that to make a
Christian out of an Indian is much easier
than to make him work.
The wife of President Diaz, of Mexico, has
given $500 for a public clock in her native
city of Tula, Jamaupllas.
The Chinese Minister, accompanied by his
suite, will soon leave Washington for a three
months' tour through Peru.
Gen. Booth, of the Salvation Army, sold
tickets to bis daughter's wedding at $5 apiece
and realized a handsome sum.
George M. Pullman has a high opinion of
women's executive ability and pays them
men's wages for men's work.
Ex-Senator Conkling was known by none
of his friends of the years of manhood well
enough to be called 'Roscoe."
It is charged that Rhode Island has more
ghosts than any other State in the Union.
Ghosts and clams go hand in hand.
Taken all together, seven feet of snow fell
in Minneapolis last winter, and most of it
was worn off the sidewalks by strangers.
"I have been a prescription clerk for twen
ty-six years and this is my first mistake." It
was in New Orleans, and he killed his man.
There is an old law on the statute books of
Connecticut making it a misdemeanor, pun
ishable by a fine of $100, to fish on Sunday.
Oscar Wilde declares that no married man
can become a dude, and he might add, that
no one of common sense would be if he had
the chance.
French flats have had their day in New
York. It is about the same thing as hotel
life, and one howling baby can disturb a
dozen families.
It takes a Chicago belle thirty-five minutes
to work a pair of gloves on her hands, and
then she must keep every finger straight
until they come off.
If the sympathy which is wasted on crimi
nals was bestowed upon the rich they might
be brought to look upon the world as not al
together heartless.
The New York JVewi offers $100 reward for
any well authenticated case of faith-cure. It
Is a perfectly safe offer. There never has been
one—except in somebody's eye.
One branch of the New York Legislature
favors electricity as a means of executing
while the other doesn't seem to care how,
where or when they are got rid of.
"The year 1883 will be a year of war," is
the prediction of a seventh son in New York.
Show us a year in the last twenty in which
there has not beeu war somewhere.
Lady Colin Campbell will not deliver two
lectures In America for $5,033. She doesn't
exactly want the earth, but she wants $10,
000, and she will want for good while.
A railroad passenger from New York to
Chicago is expected to give the sleeping car
porter at least $1 and to spend three more
for fruits, candies and reading matter.
It may do you some good to learn that there
Is no country on the face of the earth with
out horse-flies and mosquitoes. They are
worse In Iceland in summer than in winter.
King Humbert, of Italy, goes out o'nights
in disguise to hear what the people say of
him, and he often hears criticisms that lead
to reforms. He is, in the main, a bully boy.
Pinkerton counts up 138 American bood
lers; large and small, in Canada, and he adds
that 175 of tbem would make almost any sort
of sacrifice to be restored to home and coun
try.
A Tennessee farmer plowed up a jug con
taining $900 in gold and went crazy over his
good luck. Had the jug contained an even
thousand be would probably have died on
the s pot.
A Pennsylvania mining boss offers to wager
$500 against $100 that he can so place one
pound of dynamite in the center of a block as
to blow every building in it Into one grand
heap of debris.
King Solomon's wisdom was all right as far
as it went, but the trouble is he didn't live
long enough to decide anything worth argu
ing over. This day and age would prove a
stumper for him.
If the doctors of Colorado don't report
cases of small-pox they are llabjf to a heavy
fine and Imprisonment and if they do report
them friends of the afflicted hunt for them
with sbot-guns.
Prof. J. A. Lintner placed the total num
ber of Insect species In the world at 830,000.
Of these found in the United States 7,000 or
8,000 species are fruit pests, and at least 210
attack the apple.
The human heart has to do as much work
In twenty-four hours as a machine would to
lift 125 tons of Iron. Just take this into con
sideration when a fellow forgets to pay back
that borrowed money."
The Dutch are still taking Holland. Prob
ably 10,000,000 acres of land have been re
claimed from the sea during the last two cen
turies, and the good work Is going on at the
rate of eight acres a day.
Detectives have already traveled over 12,
000 miles in search of Tascott, the Chicago
murderer, but thus far not one reliable clew
to his movements since the night of the
murder has yet been discovered.
Albert Foss, a New Hampshire man, bought
him a tombstone and had the fact put on
that he died April 2, 1888. On the 2d he
took poison and tried to die, but the doctors
pumped him out and now he has a useless
slab on hand.
Thomas Stanley, a gypsy, lies In the Green
bush (N. Y.) lock-up for having sold bis
wife to his cousin, in West Troy, recently,
for $1. It is stated the wife cheerfully acqui
esced In the transaction, and that an agree
ment was signed by all the parties.
Page county, Va., had probably the most
unique fire of the season—a bouse there hav
ing been set afire by the burning swallows
that flew out of a chimney, and the fire hav
ing been put out with hard cider, several bar
rels of which happened to be st bsnd.
WHY HE DOESN'T MARRY?
A Wealthy New York Bachelor Ex
plains the Situation.
"Why don't you get married, old
boy?"
The man addressed rested his head
on his hands with a hollow groan. His
look was haggard, his eyes hollow, his
hair blase, bat his dress was careful in
spite of the splitting head he had
raised from his pillow that morning.
He was old enough to be a father, bald
on the temples, with streaks of grey in
his thin hair and deep lines in his face.
But he was a rounder, and he had
been making a night of it And now
it was high noon at Delmonico's and
he was trying to straighten out his
stomach on absinthe frappe.
The other man was an insurance
adj uster, a married man, on $5,000 a
year, and he thought his old school
fellow, with an income double that
sum, which he didn't have to work for.
quite rich enough to marry and settle
down. The other man didn't agree
with him. He was old enough lo make
his follies disreputable, and he was
tired of the life. But lie was a com
panionable creature, he said, and fail
ing to secure tho comforts of a liome
looked for society in the shady nooks
of the town.
"But at least," said he at last "the
bills are paid. I have a bigger head
than if I'd been giving a cotillon in my
own house, but I don't have to think
this morning of a florist's bill for $5.
000, a wine merchant's for $800, a
musician's for $200 more, and a
milliner's for anything you pleasa My
dear old boy, I'd like to marry, but 1
can't i envy you your home and all
that, but you happened to find a girl
who would do without tho accessories
to matrimony that all the marriageable
women I know require. I would do
my part, give up all my clubs but one
and the suppers and the theater—boxes
and—the chorus, of course, you know
—but hang it all, my economies would
only be a drop in the bucket Let
ycur mind rest on the sort of thin»
that would be expected of me.
"I have $10,000 a year. As a
bachelor it's all any man in his senses
needs. Suppose I married. First oi
all, there's the wedding. I say noth
ing of new clothes—I've got enough
for half a dozen weddmgs. But there's
the presents to the bridesmaids and
ushers, the thousand-dollar bachelor
supper to the boys, the diamond neck
lace to the bride herself, the wedding
tour, or, worse still, the secluded
honeymoon, all costing money. With
close cconomy and an imputation of
stinginess from my wife's relatives 1
might contrive to get married decently
for a year's income.
"Well, wo come back to town and
setup our establishment. We give our
house-warming dinners and receive the
visits of our—I mean of my wife's
friends. We must have at least three
women and a man as house servants,
and a coachman. Let us suppose my
worthy father-in-law gave us our
house, furnished well enough before
for ray motlier-in-law's critical eye.
We won't be expected to hang out
house with pink crepe and evergreens,
a la Hicks-Lord, to spend $8,000 on
flowers for one reception, like the
Morrises, or to ask 100 people to
dinner and give them Roman punch
frozen in yellow tulips or terrapin to
eat out oî silver canoes with gold
spoons like Mrs. Cornelius Vandcrbilt.
But may be we've been asked to some
of these delectable affairs, and we
must keep our end up, you understand,
as married people of position. Now,
of course, noboby would expect my in
come to suffice. I must marry a r ch
girl if I marry at all," and the unfor
tunate social pauper ordered another
absinthe. — New lorn Ora/ h c.
A Hoodoo Ring.
Professional singers are, as a rule, al
most as superstitious as gamblers, and
gamblers have more hoodoos and mas
cots than the old Grecian sailors lia i.
Among the things wh ch are generally
accepted among grand opera people as
hoodoos, sure to bring bad luck, is the
snake ring, which a few years ago was
worn upon the fingers of so many fash
ionable persons.
One of the attaches of the French
Opera Company, now performing nt
tho Columbia Theater, though not a
singer himself, partakes of the super
stitions of those wifli whom he co.nes
in daily contact Some years ago. b s
fore he became convinced that a snake
ring is a hoodoo,he purchased a ban l
some one in Paris for $35. Thut night
his hotel caught fire and he jumped
from a third-story window, injuring
himself so severely that lie was confin
ed to his room for several days.
This pretty nearly convinced him
that tho snake ring was an uniuckv or
nament—so nearlv*, in fact that he
ceased to wear it. but carried it as a
pocket piece.
Last Saturday he was walking on
Dearborn street in this city, looking up
at the buildings and musing along with
his hands in his pockets. Without any
thought of what he was doing ho ran
his finger through the snake ring in his
pocket, and lo! somebody had left a
pile of coal besido an open coal hole.
Before he knew it our French friend
stuck his foot into the coal and dived
headlong over the pile down through
the hole into the basement, bruising
and barking himself in a most lament
able way. Of course, when ho found
himself falling ho threw np his hands,
and there was the snake ring gloam
ing and glittering, almost hissing
and gibbering ou bis finger.
Frank Perley. the associate manger
of the Columbia, who is not yet con
vinced of the hoodooing properties of
the ring, is negotiating for the pur
chase of it He sa<s that the French
man has offered it to him for $10. and
he is sure that by the time some other
accident happens to its owner he will
sell it for $2, and then Frank wili buy
it— Chicago Times.
No Accounting for Tastea
The telegraph conveys the distress
ing information that a ruudrfog has bit
ten a politician in Texas. We do not
recall any other case equally sad—for
the dog. Why a mad dog would take
such desperate chances can only be ac
counted for on the theory that a mad
dog is an ass, figuratively speading.
This is the best evidence we have seen
that when a dog is mad he is as likely
to hurt himself as any one else. We
have no doubt that the next «tie that
sweeps from the South will Dring to
our ears the news that this particular
dog has died, and died a most horrible
death, at last— Oil Cil " derrick.
SILYER DOLLARS.
Some Valuable Information About
Tbem. ,
A corespondent asks ns to give in the
Companion the fact« relating to the
silver dollar. We comply so far as to
exhibit the history of the coinage, with
out expressing any opinion upon mat
ters which are the subject of political
controversy.
The silver dollar was made the unit of
money by the act establishing a mint,
which was passed in 1792. From that
time until 1805 there was coined not
quite $1,500,000—an average of little
more than $100,000 a year—after which
no more was coined until 1835.
From 1835 until 1860 the coinage was
$2,700,000, the average being about the
same as that 1805. From 1860 to 1873
the coinage was £2,900,000, and the
average was about twice that of either
of the former periods mentioned.
The exact number of silver dollars
coined before 1873 was $7,025,238, an
average of $87,500 a year for eighty-one
years. In 1873 the silver dollar was
dropped from the coinage. The value
of the silver it contained was then about
$1.03, and the only money in circulation
was paper.
An agitation soon began for the res
toration of the dollar to the coinage. It
was successful in 1878. On February
18 of that year, congress passed over the
veto of President Hayes an act provid
ing that not less than §2,000,000 each
month should be expended in the pur
chase of silver bullion, and that this
bullion should be coined into dollars of
full legal tender value.
This act lias now been in force ten
years, and there have been coined in ac
cordance with its provisions very nea«ljr
300,000.000 silver dollars. The average
lias been something more than 28,000,000
a year.
A very large part of these dollars re
main in tlie treasury, but are represent
ed by paper "certificates," which are in
circulation. It will interest some of the
boys who are mathematically inclined
to know that 1,000,000 silver dollars
weigh about 50,000 pounds avoirdupois,
and the weight of $300,000,000 exceeds
8,800 tons.—Youth's Companion.
The Experience of Iflrs. Peters.
Mrs. Peters had ills,
Mrs. Peters had chills,
Mrs. Poters was sure she was going to die;
Tliey dosed her with pills,
With powders and squills,
With remedies wet, and with remedies dry.
Many medicines lured her,
But none of them cured her,
Their names and their number nobody
could tell;
And she soon might have died,
But some "Pellets" she tried,
That acted like uiagic, and then she got
well.
The magic "Pellets" were Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets (the original
tittle Liver Pills). They cured Mrs. Peters,
and now she would't be without them.
God may have use for cowards, but haa
never yet so advertised.
flon't Hank, Spit. Cough,
Suffer dizziness, indigestion, iuflamination
oi the eyes, headache, lassitude, inability
to perform hiental work and indisposition
for bodily labor, and annoy and disgust
your friends and acquaintances with your
nasal twang and offensive breath and con
stant efforts to clean your nose and
throat, when Dr. Sage's "Catarrh Remedy"
will promptly relieve you ol discomfort and
suffering, and your friends of the digusting
and needless inflictions of your loathsome
disease?
Does the printer's devil darn his socka
with a devil's darning needle?
A Square Statement by a Carpenter.
"For years I have had a chest trouble
amounting to nothing short of consump
tion. I saw how others in like condition
had been cured by the use of Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and resolved to
test its merits in my own case. There
suits are so plane as hardly to require a
bitstock or any auger-ment in favor of this
grate remedy. It does awl it claims! It
builds up the system, supports and
strengthens where others fail." He adz:
"My recovery, which is now on a sure
foundation, hinges entirely on the compas
of this wonderful Restorative, having tried
other remedies without a bit of relief."
H#
Yes, John L. Sullivan is back,
brought his mouth with him.
A Bitter Flglit Before the V. 8. Com .a.
The great bottling interests of New Eng
land have united to crush the Moxie from
the threatened monopoly of tho beverage
market. Crowds of people are rushing to
tho r^cue, many of them fully recovered by
the Moxie after having been helpless par
alytics for years. Moxie, so far, is tri
umphant. The Company put a 75c bottle
of syrup on the market, that with ice water
makes seventy-five half tumblers of rich
nerve food beverage, giving double powers
of endurance to the nerve weary, nervous,
weakly, tired and overworked, for a paltry
three cents per day. Eminent chemists
tell the Court it is harmless and rich.
Hazardous marksmanship—Shooting Ni
agara Falls.
Three Eienriloni East
Via the Wabash Western Ry. as follows:
To tho National Democratic Convention
and Derby Races at St. Louis. Tickets
will be sold June 2, 3, 4 and 5 at half fare.
Session Supreme Lodge Knights of Pyth
ias at Cincinnati. O. Tickets will be sold
June 8, 0, 10 and 11 at half fare.
North American Samger-Bund Festival
at St. Louis. Tickets will be sold June
11, 12, 13 and 14 at half fare.
Full particulars by calling at the Wabash
ticket office or addressing
G. N. C layton,
Pass, and Tk't. Agent, 1502 Farnam St.,
Omaha.
As love casteth out fear so does fear cast
out love.
TETTER, a member of the Pioneer
Press staff, troubled for eleven years with ob
stinate Tetter on his hands, has conjpletely
cured It In less than a month, by the use of
Cole's Carbollsal ve.-Pioruer Prêts, St. Paid.
Let us honor and respect the bee. Once
full he makes straight for home.
Coii.nuiptlon Surely Cured.
To the Editor:—
Please inform you readers that I have
a positive remedy for the above named
disease. By its timely use thousands of
hopeless rases have been permanently
cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles
of my remedy free to any o! your readers
who have consumption if they will send ms
their Express and P. O. address.
Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C.,
181 Pearl St., New York.
Were words ideas, what an ideal world
this would be.
Iu another column of this issue will be
found an entirely new and novel specimen
of attractive advertising. It is one of the
neatest ever placed in our paper, and we
think our readers will be well repaid lor ex
amining the supposed display letters in the
advertisement ol Prickly Ash Bitters.
A pocket-book is paradoxical. The
•mailer the sise the greater the sighs.
Sure Cnre for Piles.
Dr. Kirk's German Pile Ointment has
cured Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles
when all others have failed. It absorbs
the tumors, allays the itching at once, acta
as a poultice, gives instant relief. Dr.
Kirk's German Pile Ointment is prepared
only for Piles and Itching of the private
parts, and nothing else. Every box is
warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by
mail on receipt of price, fl.00 per box.
Sold by Goodman Drug Co., Omaha, Neb.
It's the sense of the meating that Spring
lamb should make a leg al tender.
FREE
>7 retara raill. Fall Deserl»tlra
M m 47'. Raw Taller !;■!« rnfmrmê
C.Mas- X90ST * CO., Ciatiaaatt. &
Diavftl EC Largest Ara.rloan Hanufactur.r.' Oat»
BlWlilLC« loru. on application. OORMCLLY *
JKHÏKV Mfg. Co., tt» M.ru Franklin St., Chicago, 111.
SEND TO:
$65
their Watch, J.welry or Hotioa uirt; it Is
tha ch.. pelt aal baat plao. to buj go «Sa
A MOUTH St HOARD for S Bright
TeuuHea mr Ladle, til each «»anty.
P. W. Z1EULBK ic CO.. Chiaaffo, IUtaol».
BATTLE OF
When in Chlcaco do
GETTYSBURG," 01 f,u 40 ,ee 'n*
■Great Panorama
GOLD,
Lire at koa« mmÀ m&k« ■
• ■M«fwwUn»fcrnft«
PIS 0 S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION
$5
Safety Rain Hol« erCo., Holly. M'en.
«til i a to warth IBM per lb. Petlt'a Kr« «alvs 1«
MI LH worth «1.000 but la sold at Xca bax by dealers
W. N, U., Omaha, 416—2U
$2 Washing Machine Free!»»
To introduce them we will give away
1,000 self-operating washing machines. No
washboard or rubbing required. If you
want one send your name at once to The
Domestic Co., 418 and 420 Wabash Ave..
Chicago, HI.
An unscrupulous poultry fancier is a bad
man to get a foul of.
S tate or O hio, C ity of T oledo, )
L ucas C ounty , S. S. j
F rank J. C heney makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of F. J.
C heney & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,
and that said firm will pav the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of C atakrh that cannot be
cured by the use of H ai .»,'s C atarrh C ure
A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
P. S.—Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally and acts directly upon the blood
and mucus surfaces of the system. §*nd
for testimoniale, free.
F. J. CHENNEY & CO., Toledo, O.
■•"Sold by all Druggist«, 75 cents.
Do the brewers take their malt-ese when
they rest?
Omaha Cousaierclal Collage.
In attendance 140 students. Fifty of
whom work their way, and places for
others. Send for College Journal and spec
men of penmanship. Address.
R oiirbouoh B ros.
The widow of the late Chief Justice
Waite will live iu Cincinnati with lier eon.
jsEAL. I
JACOBS Oil
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GREAfïoCtf
FOR PAIN.
CURES
Rheumatism, Neuralgia', Sciatica,
Lumbago, liackaehe, Toothache, Sora
Throat, Swellings, Sprains, Bruises,
Burns, Scalds, Froet-littes.
fold by Drufcifti and PeaUr« ET»rrwh«rt.
The Charles A. Vogeler Co., Halto., Hid.
B. B. B,
(Belaaic Blood llalm.)
The Great Blood Purlfler and Tonic.
Should you or any of Tour friend« be mffllcted
with any stage of Syphilis, Scrofula, floi ofulous .
swellings. Rheumatism, old U leers und Sorns, |
Tumors, Skin DiseAtte*. Kidnsy Trouble*. Kcse
ma. Catarrh, Chronic Female Complaints. Mer
ourlai Foison, Tettor, Scahlhead. broken down I
constitutions, or any other disease caused b .v '
Impure blood, Ü. B. B.—B otanic B lood B alm
will cure you after orory other known remedy^
has/ailed. B. B. B. is the only quick and per
manent Blood purifier on earth. One bottle |
will test it in any case. 8end to us for wonder
ful 32-page book, free, whioh tells you all tt>o«t |
Blood Disease and Its cure. It will cure in one
third the time of any other preparation. Do I
not be deceired. Call on your druggist, and If *
he cannot furnish you, sand direct to us, and w#"
will express to any point on receipt of price.
Remember, it does not contain mineral or I
vegetable poison. Should bo used by every one |
in tho spring of the year, and io as good in sum
mer, fall and winter as a tonio and blood purifUr.
Large bottles, «1.00. Six for $5.00.
BLOOD BALM CO.,Props.,Atlanta,Ga.
B
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Bitters
CURES
àll DISEASES DTTHE
LIVER
JDNEYS
STOMACH
AND
BO
ALLDRUGGiSTS
PRIC
DOLLAR
SEHHA-MwloRAKE-BUCKU
[sua other commitffnpimr afsueas
It haï stood tha Test of Tear«,
' Coring all Disease* of tiia
BI00D, IIVSB, STOIC
ACH, KIDKEYS, BOW
BLS, ûo. It Purifies the
Bloed, Invigorates a&d
Clean ses ths Byst m.
DTSFKP8IA.C0HSTI
PATIOIT, JAUKDICB,
SICKHEADACHE.BIL
I0UB COMPLAINTS, Ac
disappear at on*« under
its be neficial infi aanoe.
It li purely a Kelloice
as its eathartic proper
ties forbids its use as a
beverare. It is pleas
ant to ths taste, aad as
saiily takes by child
ren as fcdults.
PRICKLY ASH BITTIRS CO
Sol» Proprietor.,
8 t.Looh.b 4 K awba» Orr»
FOR ALL DISORDERS OF THL
Stomach, Liver
DÈT and Bowels
PACIFIC "Ïls
6TBICTLY VEGETABLE.
Ctma Constipation. Indioistion, Dyspïpsia.
Piles, Sick IIbadachb. I,iter Complaints. Loss
or appetitb, Blliousx 138. Nehvousnbss, Jack
die*, K to . PRICE, 96 mi j.
PACIFIC MANUFACTURIN8 CO.,ST. LOUIS, *0.
B aby carriages
We make a specialty of manufac
turing Baby Carriage* to oeil
direct to private partleo.
You can therefore do better with
us than with a dealer. We send
carriages to all points within 660
miles of Chicago free of charge.
Bend for catalogue free.
CHAS. RAISER, Mfr.,
tt sad tt CI;b«Brs I t «., Chiear*, 111.
Oarasla
datb
alrioture.
Mr« only t?y the
Ckwatcalse.
ï prescribe and {ally en
dorse Big d as the o.ly
specific tor tbe certain care
of this disease.
g .H. INGRAHAM, M. D.,
Amsterdam, N. T.
We bave sold Big G 1er
many years, and lï Sa»
„given tbe best ef satis
!HE k CO.,
Chlearo, 111.
si.00. Sold by Dnirrlsts.
arm and h am mer
To Hounekeeptrs and
Farmers.— It la impor
tant that the Soda yoa
use should be White and
Pure same a* all similar
substance* used for
food. To Insure ob
taining only the ' 'Arm A
Hammer" brand Soda,
buy it In "pound or
half pound" cartoons,
which bear our name
and trade-mark, as In
ferior goods are some
times substituted forthe
"Arm k Hammer" brand
when bought In bulk.
Parties using Baking
Powder should remem
ber that ita sole risini
property consist* of
a
I
carbonate of soda. On*
teaspoon fulof the "Arm
k Hammer" brand of
Soda mixed with soar
milk equals four tea
spoonfuls of tbe beat
Baking Powder, saving
twenty time* lta coat,
beeide* being muck
healthier, because It
does not contain any
Injuriou* subatance*,
auch a* alum, terra alba
etc., of which many Bak
ing Powder* are mad*.
Dairymen and Farmers
■hould ua* only the' Arm
k Hammer" brand for
cleaning and keeping
Milk Pans Sweat ana
Clean.
BRAND
TO MAKK
A DELICIOUS BISCUIT
ASM YOUK GROCER FOR
dwight's "cow brand" soda
AND TABUS NO OTHER.
'^TÎè'msa'whtSas'înTrtTS'^mSâ' JÊ^
to fire dollars In a Bubber Coat, aad m m
to Are dollars In a Bubber Coat, aad
at his first half hoar's experience 1 b
a storm finds to his sorrow that It Is
hardly a better protection than a mos
quito netting, not only feels chagrined
" ~> badly taken In, bat alsa
doe« not look exactly UK*
at being si
fselslfae
Ask tor th* "FISH BRAND" Sucra
does not h*r* the nsa sauro,
"i" "ir" '1* "i* *i" T" v
w* oiler the man who *»'iti ««Tie*
inot style) a garment that will keep
in» dry in the hardest storm. It is
mjaa e—■— towek s fish brand
O ^ S "SUCKER," a name familiar to er*ry
WW ■■ M Cow-boy all orer the land. With them
the only perfect Wind and Waterpro**
Coat 1 » " Tow er - » fi sh B rand Slicker."
and take no other. If your storekeeper
A. J. T ower , 20 Simmons St., Boston. Mass.
HEN
loes not hare the fish »samp , send far de sc rlu ti re catalogue. A.J.Towaa, 30 Simmon« St., Boston, jus*.
Why We Win
Because Bood'a Sarrapsrilla Is the l< t springBe4l*
cine and blood purlfler.
Because It Is a coiu-entrated extrset of the best al
ternative tnd blood purifying remedies s i the vege
table kingdom.
Because, by a peculiar combination, proportion aad
prépara: Ion, It possess« curative power pecallar te
Itself.
Because It la the only medicine of whleh eaa trail
be said "100 doaes one dollar," an unanswerable argu
ment as to
Strength and Economy
Because It la t:ner;nale>l for the eure of acrefala
salt rheum, lolls, pimples, humors, etc.
Brcs'ise It rouses the kidnevs aad liver aad keaps
these organs in healthy condition.
Becauae every article entering Into tt la carefully
scanned, none but the best la uaed and all the roots
and herbs are ground in our own drug mill—which
makea Impossible the use of anything Impure er de
leterious. Because It la an
Honest Medicine
and every purchaser receives a fair equlvaleat for
his money.
Because when given a faithful trial It U reason
ably certain to e (feet the desired result
Hood's Sarsaparilla
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YOU?
Do you feel dull. Ian*uid, low -splrlted, life
less, aud indescribably miserable. Doth physi
cally and mentally ; experience a sense of
fuUness or bloating after eating, or of "gone
ness," or emptiness of stomach In the morn
ing-, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite, dixzlnesa, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, " floating specks
before the eyes, nervoue prostration or ex
haustion, irritability of temper, hot flush«,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
biting, transient pains here and there, cold
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakefulness, or
disturbed and unrcfreshing sieep, constant,
iudescribablo feeling of dread, or of impend
ing calamity ?
If you have all, or any considerable number
of these symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common of American maladies—
llilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity of symp
toms. No matter what stage it has reached,
Dr. PierceHi Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue it, if taken according to direc
tions for a reasonable length of time. If not
cured, complications multiply and Consump
tion of the Lungs. Skin Diseases, Heart Disease,
Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies are quite liable toset In and,sooner
or later, indue« a fatal termination.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
cover y acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood-purifying organ,
clea uses the system of all blood-taints and im
purities, from whatever cause arising. It la
equally efficacious in acting upon the Kid
neys, and other excretory organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
an appetizing, restoratlvo tonio. It promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both tiesh aud strength. In malarial districts,
this wonderful medicine hss gained great
celebrity In curing Fever and Ague, Chllla and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
Dr. Pierce'a Golden Medical Dis
covery
CURES ALL HUMORS,
from a common ßlotch, or Eruption, to tbe
worst Scrofula. Salt-rhcum, "Fever-sores,"
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caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi
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its benign influence. Especially has it mani
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ulous Sores and Swellings, Hip-Joint Disease,
" White Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
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"FOR THE BLOOD It THE LIFE."
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strength and bodily health will be established.
CONSUMPTION,
which is Scrofula or the Lnnga, is arrested
and cured by this remedy, if taken In the
earlier stages of tho disease. From its mar
velous power over this terribly fatal disease,
when first offering this now world-famed rem
cdv to the public, Dr. Pierce thought seriously
of calling it his " Consumption Curb ," but
abandoned that name as too restrictive for
a medicine which, from its wonderful com
bination of tonic, or strengthening, alterative,
or blood-cleansing, anti-bilious, pectoral, and
nutritive properties, is unequaled, not only
as a renicdv for Consumption, but for all
Cbronic Diseases of tho
liver, blood, and lungs.
For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Short
ness of lireath, Chronic Nasal Catarrh, Bron
chitis, Asthma, Severe Coughs, and kindred
affections, it is an efficient remedy.
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