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FITZHERBERT. My name is John Smith—plain Smith, without change or addition of vowel—and I was in no way dis contented with it till I fell in love with Katie Rogers. Katie had never sneered at it, but her elder sister, Miranda, had more than once hinted 1 hat it was neither romantic nor un common; and her father, in hl« some vhat lengthy discourse« about the Dritish aristocracy, had an aggra voting way of looking apologetic«Uy sit, me every time he spoke or'a good name." In our commercial community î-'mith wa» tounted a better name I hau Rogers, and young Smith, the j iaing cotton-broker, a more distin guished member of society than old P.ogers, ex-captain of dragoons, who could scarcely pay his thirty-pound rent, and never wore a decent hat. I quite agreed with my neighbors on these points till I fell in love with Katie, and grew familiar with Mir anda's sentiments about "the ignor ance of Philistine Riverbank." Captain Rogers was descended from T'itzroger who came over with Con queror, and, as I listened reverently < o the history of the family progress 1 brough eight centuries, there was a total collapse of my once foolish pride in In-longing to what a local pa per called "one of the oldest families in Riverbank." For Riverbank was scarcely aa old as my father, having grown into a town with a speed rare l.y equalled on this side of the Atlan tic. In a general way Î did not under value myself, but it was with a deep «■nue of humility that I implored the descendant of Fitzroger to become ïuther-in-law. We were alone to gether in the dining-room of the thirty-pound house, he sitting in a shabby armchair. I standing on a still shabbier hearthrug. He looked up ab the "Battle Roll of Hastings," which hunir over the mantlepiece, and down at the fire kept by economical Miranda. Then, hav ing apparently weighed the pdst glories of Fitzroger against the pres ent price of coals, ho excepted my proposal with the magnificent conde scension of a kiïig consenting, for cer tain State Reasons, to bestow the hand of a royal princess on an aspir ing s'jbject. Ho Katie.and I were engaged, and, for a time, I was supremely happy. I was not quite vain enough to share my darling's opinion that I, John Smith, waH better worth worshiping than all Carlyle's "Heroes" put to gether; but I was rather easily con vinced that I was far too fine a fellow to fear any rival. So, when Katie ivent on a visit to London, there was no bitterness in my regret, for I be lieved in her—and myself. At first I was not disturbed by Miranda's boasts about the advant ages lier sister was enjoying in "the best society," but when the Lon don visit extended for weeks am} months beyond its orig inal limit, I began to feel vaguely uneasy. In those days ^Katie's letters, though loving, were long, and she more than once apologized for their brevity of plead ing "a particular engixgement, " the nature of which she never explained. My confidence sank, my jealousy rose. At last she came home, and then I noticed a change in her that seriously alarmed me. She was pale and quieter, and at times there was a r. istful look in her eyes, suggestive o something on her mind. It could not be anxiety about her father'6 pe cuniary affairs, because about that time he appeared in a new hat, and Miranda kept better fires. These out ward and visible signs of prosperity would have given me sincere pleasure if it had not been for the suspicion that old Rogers was more than ever disposed to take the Norman Con quest tqne with me, and for the cer tainty that Miranda's sneers at "peo ple wno could not count their grand fathers" were all for my benefit. What did that Bort of thing mean? Mad Katie been tempted a way from nie bv a lover with a long pedigree? Would Rogers tell ine some day, like t he father of old-fashioned romance, that he had "other views" for his daughter? One evening I called much later than usual, having been detained by un important business matter in the neighboring city of Shipley. The out er door of the house was open, and I, in my usual way, turned the handle of the vestibule door and walled into the drawing-room, which appeared to be empty. I was just going to ring the bell for the servant, when I heard a pleading little voice behind me: "Oh, I say, Jack, don't do that!" It was the voice of Bob, the young est of Katie's many young brothers, und, turning sharply round, I saw his scared little face peeping between the curtains drawn across the bow window. "Come here, dear old Jack," he en treated: "and stay with me till she goes past." "What she?" I asked, as I stepped behind the curtains to find Bob's hitherto invisible form clad in a nightgown. "Miranda," he added in a tragic whisper. Bou had blue eyes and golden hair, and in his white array he looked like an angel in a picture. But I rightly guessed that he had descended from the upper regions that night on no angelic mission. "I thought she was safe up in the lumber room for the next half hour," he explained, "and I got out of bed and was slipping down to the kitch en for a taste of the new jam. I knew it was my only chance. She's so beastly mean about it when it's in pots. I just got to the hall when I heard her sneaking down stairs, so I ran in here. She's in the dining room now, and I don't know whether she's going up again or down to the kitch en." "Don't be a coward, my boy," I said, feeling it my duty to be moral. "Of course, Miranda will scold you if she finds you, but you must bear it like a man." "Scold!" repeated Bob, with scorn in his subdued tones. "Do you think I'd care if it was only that?" I understood the full peril of the situation now. Miranda prided her self on doing a mother's duty to the Motherless boys, and I knew that whatever her hand found to do she did it with all her might. "And it's just because I ain't a toward I don't want to meet her," went on Bob, evidently mindfal ofthf traditions of Fitarogjer valof> ''TôO see, Jack, I could hitback if she was a man, but she ain't you know, And of course no fellow who Ls à gentle man ever hits a woman." "Robert«" I murmered, "you are the «oui of chivalry." "Oh. shut up, Jack Smith!" ftnd my small brother-ill lüw-elect held me with a tîeéperate grip. "She's corn in* ill!" I peered cautiously between the heavy curtains, and catlghta glimpse of Miranda'« lank form and lynx eye« The next moment she was Vanishing, but she stopped as Katie appeared at the door. "Kate," she said in her thin, sharp voice, "I was looking for you. I think you might help me to pot the jata. Smith may not be here to-night-, and if he comes let him wait. How pale you look! I can tell you, my dear, that your appearance has hbt im Sroved since you took Up with Fitz erbert." 1 etood with freezing blood behind the curtains, wondering fthat awful revelation wan About to wreck my life'« happiness. In a lightning flash of jealous imagination I sawFitzher bert. No doubt he was one of the swells Katie had met in London. A military swell, oneofthosehandsome» haughty guardsmen 1 had read about in society novels. "Miranda," said Katie, "doh'tvou think I ought to tell Jack about Fitz herbert?" "No, I don't," said Miranda sharp ly. "I don't see why the interests of our family are to be risked in a col lision with the narrow middle-class prejudices of Mr. John Smith." Katie's voice sounded a little weary when she spoke ajraia. "You know, Miranda, you were horrified yourself when I first told you about Fitzherbert's proposal." Miranda replied in a tone of cold superiority: "I was more open to conviction than you would find Mr. John Smith. We Wüo have been rooted in English soil for eight centuries naturally take larger views of life than mushrooms of yesterday. Besides, your conduct in this affair is justified by the ex ample and approval of women in the best society." What a world of whited sepulchers! I had never loved Miranda, but I had always respected her. However skep tical I might have been about her f>ersonal charmB ,Ihad never doubted 1er principles. Miranda taught a class in the Sunday-school, worked a district on strict Charity Organiza tion principles, and was decorated with the Order of the Blue Ribbon. Yet here was this seemingly virtuous Miranda applauding her younger sis ter's falseness to a true lover because it was the fashion of Women in the best society to trampie on honest hearts. "I hate concealment," said Katie; "and Jack is so truthful himseif,that I can't bear the idea of deceiving him. Oh, Miranda, dear, I was so happy when Fitzherbert made me the offer that I never stopped to wonder what Jack would think about it, but now I am so miserable that I sometimes think I must give up Fitzherbert." "Rubbish!" said Miranda, "and selfish rubbish too. I wonder, Kate Rogers, how you can talk in that way, when you know how useful Fitz herbert's money is to your poor father." Oh, this was too awful? Katie not only false to me, but actually so mean as to take money from her new lover. I could stand it no longer. I wrenched myself from poor little Bob's grasp, and stood sternly facing the two girls. Miranda fled from the room. Katie stood white and still. "Pray do not give up Fitzherbert on my humble account," I said scorn fiilly. "Do not let my vulgar preju dice in favor of truth and honesty in terfere with the wider morality of the best society. Marry Fitzherbert to morrow, if you like, and be as happy as you deserve to be." The color rushed back into Katie's face. The light sparkled in her eyes. She actually laughed. "Thank you very much, Jack," she said, "but even with your kind Ç emission I can't marry Fitzherbert. he fact is," and her blue eyes danced, "Fitzherbert is married." "And you dare to tell me," I cried in wild rage, "that you have not only accepted love but money from a married man." She looked straight into my face with her laughing eyes. "Fitzherbert is not a married man," she said. "I was never good at guessing riddles," I said loftily; "and as I am not in the mood for them to-night, I give this one up. If Fitzherbert is married, and if Fitzherbert is not a married man, what in Heaven's name, is Fitzherbert?" Clear came the answer in the sweet, gay, girlish voice: "Fitzherbert is a married woman." Then, with crushing consciousness of having made a fool of myself, I listened humbly to Katie's little story. "Iitzherbertis a West End milliner, and was Aunt Clara's maid before her marriage. Her name is not really Fitzherbert, but something quite ordinary, like Brown or Smith— oh, I beg your pardon, Jack,! She was always fond of me, and I often amused myself looking through her fashions. One day, while I was wait ing for Aunt Clara, who had gone to her dentist, a fussy old lady came in to the shop, and was very angry be cause none of the new Paris bonnets suited her. She was one of the best customers, and poor Fitzherbert was in despair when she was leaving the shop in a rage. Well, Jack, I have quite a genius for millinery. One of our ancestors was a painter, and Aunt Clara says I have his artistic eye for color and form. Anyhow, I always seem to know exactly what suits a face. I persuaded the old lady to sit down again and, with Fitzherbert's permission, I made a few alterations in one particular bon net. The result was so becoming that the old lady was charmed. 'You are a heaven-born milliner, my dear,' she said. 'Why don't you go in for that sort of thing? It is all trie fashion among the best people.' Aunt Clara called for me pres ently, and was quite struck with the new idea. After a long talk with Fitz herbert, it was decided that I should go to the shop every day, and quali fy for the position of millinery aide de-camp. I became quite popular with the customers, especially the el derly ones. I love oldladies, and de light it making them lovely, and some of them threatened to leave Fitzher bert unless I undertook the arrange ment of their bonnets and caps for the term of my single life. Fitzher bert offered me very liberal pay for my assistance, and I was so glad to think of helping poor old daddy th it at first I forgot about you and your possible objection to marrying a woman who Wttrkfed for A shopfbut I thought of this after wards, and was always fighting with mv conscience about telling you the truth. But, indeed, there are faaany lady-milliners in London, and On, Jack dear, I see you don't mind Bö ery much, after all!" The precise nature of my conduct on this occasion need not here be re corded. The bridal wreath was a present from Fitzherbert.—From "House hold Words," London, edited by Charles Dickens. A Thnrlow Weed Story. It will be remembered that early In the War Mr. Weed was dispatched to Europe on ft special diplomatic mis sion connected with the capture of Slidell and Mason, the fitting out in foreign water of rebel cruisers, the blockade of Southern ports, &c. His first objective point was the French court, and he landed at Havre. He remained in Paris some time in consultation with our minis ter and others. Then he crossed the channel, and while in London was the special guest of the great American banking firm of Peabody, Morgan & Co. One morning, while sitting in the private office of the firm, Mr. Morgan showed him a copy of what purport ed to be a circular letter, which was obtained by Mr. Morgan at the for eign office. This letter which had beensurrepti ously sent from Paris, foreshadowed the position which Louis Nepoleon was to assume in his message to the chamber upon American affairs. Mr. Weed quietly pocketed the copy, packed nis bag, and immediately left for Paris. He was Well acquainted with one of the prominent bankers in Paris, whom he had known while the latter was a merchant in New York. The banker was a favorite at court, and on his arrival Mr. Weed proceeded to the banker's chamber. He showed him the copy, which included this passage in the forthcoming message: "The filling up of the harbor of Charleston, S. C., is an unparalleled instance of civilized barbarity, and it is time the European powers should intefere," &c., &c. The banker read it carefully, then paused. All at once he exclaimed: "I have it! You know that the em peror prides himself upon following directly in the steps of his illustrious uncle. Now in the great Napolean's reign precisely the same thing oc curred by order of the emperor. ' "But have you proof of this?" asked Weed. "Here it is," replied the banker, as he took down a book and opening to the page where the Napoleon to fill in order an order was given by Ch approacl tierbou up the harbor of Cherbourg to prevent the approach of English fleet. "Now," continued the banker, "I will arrange for a meeting between you and the emperor to-morrow at 10 o'clock. You take this book with you and keep your finger on the page, but look out for Morny." "Will you not accompany me?" asked Weed. "No, that would destroy the ef fect." The next morning Mr. Weed pre sented himself before the emperor, who was surrounded with officials, whom he dismissed, saying: "I have special business with a foreign minis ter." All retired but Morny. Louis Napoleon could talk English as well as French, and Weed at once plundged into the matter by showing the emperor the copy he had brought from London. Turning to Morny, the emperor said: "We have been betrayed." It proved so, as an under secretary had been paid the sum of 10,000, to furnish a copy to the English. Napoleon then proceeded to justify his proposed measure by saying that sinking stone barges in the har bor of Charleston, thus shutting out the port from the commerce of the world, was unprecedented in the his tory of civilization." "îtfo, sire," remarked Mr. Weed. "Your illustrious uncle did the same thing." "When and where?" demanded Napolean. Weed then opened the book and pointed out the paragraph. The emperor was silenced. Weed saw his advantaged and pursued it. "Sire," he said, "there are four cruisers fitting out in French waters to carry the rebel flag." Napoleon paused for a few mo ments; then, turning to Mr. Weed, he remarked: "Not one of them shall have a French port." Mr. Weed retired from the presence of his majesty, well satisfied with the result of his visit, and returned im mediately to London. The obnox ious clause in the emperor's speech was stricken out and tne would-be rebel cruisers never left a French port. A Cargo of Monkey». A French paper relates a good sto ry about a merchant in Marseilles who wrote to a correspondent on the cost of Africa asking him to send him at his convenience two or three mon keys of the rarest and most valua ble species. As chance would have it the merchant, in stating the number, wrote ou (or) between the figures two and three with a very small o and a diminutive u. How great events may issue from small causes will appear from the sequel. A few months pass ed over, when at last a messenger was sent from the harbor to inform the merchant that his menagerie had ar rived. My "menagerie! was the as tonished reply. "Yes, a menagerie; in fact, a whole cargo of monkeys have come for you." The merchant could not believe the man until a let ter was delivered to him from his friend in Africa, a person of the most scrupulous exactness, in which he gravely apologized for his having been unable, notwithstanding all his efforts, to procure more than 160 monkeys instead of 203 as ordered, but promised to forward the remain der as soon as possible. Imagine the feelings of the merchant on going down to the port to convince himself with his own eyes of the existence of his 160 monkeys, which were all com fortably housed and which grinned at liim through the bars of their cages. Wakes Down South. There is a very curious custom prevalent among the negroes of Georgia as to their dead. The de ceased is generally put into a cheap plank coffin and laid away in the grave with no ceremony whatever. A year afterward a preacher's services are procured and the funeral sermon is preached amid weeping and wailing and other manifestations of grief. feat 111 Rie» A BCtkHtlST < Ok, ehe said she'd never marry any Tom, Dick and Harry; She 'd wed some famous scientist of learn ing and renown. But her Tom was quite commercial, and of Agassiz and Herschel He was ignorant, she said, as any circus down. Bo she gave poor Tom the mitten, and, as meek as any kitten, He went to making money and forgot his wild despair. Forgot, I say; at any rate, he hastened to degenerate Into a sordid business man, a trifling mil lionaire. But she wed a scientific, and his tastes ware quite terrific For vorioüs kinds of insects and for toads and other game; And instead of plaques and pictures, rattle snakes and boa constrictors He'd take into his sitting room to orna ment the same. At ft zealous decorator he preferred the alli gator To a statue of Minerva or a bust of Henry ci®y; And you ought to hear him to talk awhile of his bouncing baby crocodile That he played with in his parlor just to while the time away. And his cobra di capello, a very charming fellow, * Through his dressing-room and bedroom used to nonchalantly drift; And an elephant's proboscis and two young rhinoceroses He presented to his children as a fitting Christmas gift. But he sold his wife's piano to buy ipecacu anha To feed his hippoptamus to ease his stom ach aches, And a shark ate up the baby, for you know how hungry they be, And he went and pawned his overcoat to feed his rattlesnakes. —Yankee Blade. The Stock Company. A weak voice, piping from the inte rior of a slow-moving covered wagon, described exactly the appearance of the landscape of the portion of New Mexican barrenness through which the vehicle was crawling.' 'Some way ever'thing looks plumb discouraged, Jeff," it said. "It looks that a-way, shore," an swered the small, light-haired, bare footed boy who trudged along beside the wagon and drove the skinny mules. Discouraged! It seemed to describe everything in sight. The mules crawled along in a half lifeless way, and the old wagon squeaked mourn fully. Small, white-headed Jeff shuffled his bare feet after each other in a weary fashion, as if they were almost too heavy to drag. Even the little slate-colored dog at his heels trotted along in a spiritless way, with droop ing head and wagless tail. It was only when Jeff stooped to caress the small cur's head that both seemed cheered up, as if each felt better for the other's regard. The sun seemed to shine in a weary way through the haze, and the rocks, stunted trees and barrens seemed to have grown thoroughly disheartened after years of staring into each oth er's expressionless faces. Even na ture seemed a prey to discourage ment. But where the discouragement reigned supreme was at Très Pinos, the mining camp toward which the skinny mules and rickety wagon were crawling. The most thoroughly discouraged men in the discouraged camp of Très Pinos were those that composed the crowd in the Four Ace saloon. And in there was one man more discour aged than the rest that was Scotty Bitts. Très Pinos was discouraged be cause, in the words of old man Raw son, "everything that went at all went plump dead wrong." Its mines had virtually "petered out," and with the disappearance of the camp's prospects of prosperity of its citizens and the hopes of the rest. Then, too, to make the dose of ad versity more bitter to swallow, Boomapolis, the camp's hated rival had not only struck rich "leads" al most at the moment that those at Très Pinos had "petered" but had added indignity to the impartiality of Providence by sending insulting messages to the discouraged ones at Très Pinos, inviting them to "come out of the wilderness," and the like. The crowing cause for discourage ment had come that morning when Lucky Ivens had announced that he was going to remove the Four Ace to Boomapolis. As unenviably situated as his com rades, with prospects of prolonged thirst and little prosperity. Scotty Bitts, always ill-natured, had given up in disgusted discouragement after his efforts to pick a fight with any body in the room had failed, because all were too dispirited to fight After emphatically affirming that he had never before met men so lack ing in animation, or, as he expressed it, "so dead in the shell," p gnacious Mr. Bitts declared that he would whip the first one who entered the door way. ' And as no one appeared, Scotty lashed himself into a great rage and seemed on the point of starting out to hunt for a victim. Then as he was anthemizing his circumstances and surroundings a boy, slight, light haired and bare footed, and with a small, slate colored dog in his arms entered timidly. Be fore the lad could utter a word, Bitts sprang forward, and snatched the cur, howling, from his arms " Yur, boys, ' ' Scotty shouted, ' 'yur's a picnic ! I'll bet I can throw this pup as high as the Four Ace an' shoot him three times before he strikes the ground." The little dog yelped dismally, and the boy burst into a cry of fear and grief. "Oh, mister," he cried, "don't hurt Eli! Dont " "Shut up!" roared Scotty, savage ly, "you make more noise* than yer blamed blue pup!" "But, please, mister, don't hurt him! Eli is sech a good dog an " "Yes, good for a target!" cried Bitts. The small cur wriggled from Scotty's grasp and fled to his bare footed master, who picked him up and huging the little slate-colored body to his breast, started to run, but Scotty grasped him before he could reach the door, and snatched the yelping dog from his arms. "Looky yere, Scotty!" said old man Rawson. "Let the dog alone! Hain't you got no better than pickin' on " "Ole man," interrupted grimly, " 'tend to yer own an' you won't git hurt Dip other people's business an ' He completed the sentence by tap ping the handle of his huge revolver significantly. Old Rawson subsided, muttering angrily. "Wal, what d'ye bring the dog yur fer, any how?" Scotty demanded of the boy. ousmess Scotty funeral into "To see if I couldn't Bell him. 01« Dock, one uv the mules, has plumb give out, an'—" "Sell him!" roared Scotty, "w'v, a blue dog like that hain't wuth two whoops! What's he good fer? ''. "Mebby .he hain't so awful mighty valuable;" answered the boy, timidly, "but he's mighty lovin', mister. Please let EU go. "Looky yere, Scotty," said old man Rawsor, "I'll be durnèd if " Shut up, old man!" was Scotty's answer. Rawson subsided again, to growl in an undertone to several of his comrades, who nodded their shaggy heads as if they agreed with him. "What d'ye want to sell him fer, if he's so mighty lovin'?" Scotty de manded of the boy. "Oh, I wouldn't if I didn't haf to," answered the lad, "but he's all I've got to sell, an' I thought mebby if I was to tell how mighty gentle and lovin' he was somebody'd bUy him fersump'n.' An', oh, mister,'.' the boy added, forgetting his fear in his desire to vindicate Eli from the charge of worthle8sne8S. "I've got to do sump'n'. Ole Dock can't go no far ther, an' my mother's that sick she can't talk scarcelv, an' we hain't got nuthin' to eat an no money to get a doctor with, an'—" "Whur'syer wagon?" interrupted Bitts. "Down by the ole stunted pine tree, an—" Scotty placed the whimpering dog in his master's arms. "Git!" was all he said. The lad hugged the small slate-col ored form of his favorite to his breast and fled from the room. A momfftfc later Scotty followed him. Then the growls of old man Rawson became audible and the assent of his com rades more emphatic. Throws that pore leetle feller's pup up an' shoots at him, blamed if we don't—" Rawgon paused, at a loss for a retaliatory measure to inflict on Mr. Bitts. "Throw Scotty up and shoot at him!" suggested a friend. 'You bet!" was the chorus of as sents. Soon they followed Scotty. Before they reached the three pines that had given Très Pinos its name, they could see why the rciketv covered wagon in their shade could not pro ceed. Even at that distance, it was evident to their practiced eyes that 'Old Dock," the mule, was almost past locomotion. Scotty Bitts was standing on a forward hub of the vehicle, and peering within. Near at hand stood the boy, with the little dog still clasped to his breast . "Throws up that thar dog," mut tered old man Rawson, "we'll throw him!" "You bet!" agreed his comrades. As they neared the wagon, Scotty descended from the hub, and they could see something like a panto mine going on between him and the boy. Ä moment later Bitts advanced toward them with the small slate colored dog in his arms. "Boys ," he began. "Looky yere, Scotty," interrupted old man Rawson, while the rest of the party came closer around him. "Me an' the boys be'n talkin' this yere matter over, an' we ." "Glad you have," broke in Scotty, half eagerly and half shamefacedly, "fer I 'lowed to ast you to go in, too. I've bought this yur leetle blue pup, an'—-wal, when I got to the wagon, the boy was inside an' I heered him talkin' to his sick maw. "I'm most glad I couldn't sell Eli, he's so lovin',' the boy said, an' the woman's weak voice piped: The Lord'll provide, Jeffie, she says, an' . "You bet He will!" broke in old Rawson. "Yes, wal I bought the dog, an'— wal, he's 'most too valuable adogfer one man to own, an' I reckoned if you wanted to form a sort uv a stock company " "The Blue Dog Stock Company," cried old man Rawson. "We're in; hey, boys?" Èor answer, the "boys" fished from their pockets what they could spare of their scanty stores of wealth, and, a moment later, quite a sum in silver and bills were in the treasury of the Blue Dog Company—old man Raw sons' hat. "We haint exactly got no place to keep such a mighty valuable animal," began Scotty shamefacedly. "Yere, Jeff!" cried old man Rawson. "Take off yer hat!" The money was poured into little Jeff's old hat and Rawson said: "That'll buy a cheap mule, an' git a doctor fer yer maw. An' the Blue Dog Stock Company don't reckon it kin keer uv its property, so—wal, take the dog an' don't tell nobody whur you're goin' an' when the company wants its property it'll come after it!" As they faced about they heard lit tle Jeff crying for very joy as he hug Î;d to his heart the small blue dog nd they strode along, the members of the Blue Dog Stock Company were not half as discouraged as that num ber of Trees Pinos' citizens had been but two hours before.—Chicago Inter Ocean. Endurance oi the Pergian "Yahoo." The Persian horse enjoyed a pre eminent reputation in ancient times, and the poets and historians, both native and Creek, have loudly praised his fine build and fiery spirit. But to day the Persian horse is a poor, much abused creature, of ungainly shape, knobby head, pot bellied, and rough of coat. The natives call him "ya boo," meaning a homely old critter. The amount of work in these ani mals is simply astounding. For stance, in going from Teheran to Resht (a distance of 298 miles),I used chappar (post horses, the scrub and fag of the yaboo race. Taking one at Aghababa, a poor little fellow that had done already what would be thought to be a good day's work in other countries, ne made the twenty three miles to the station on top of the Kharzan uiountain(12,000 feet high), over a rough and rocky path, up and down, up and down, after climbing on steep mountain sides and down monstrous declivities, in three and and one-half hours. Next morning, up at 4 o'clock, after a luxurious breakfast of straw and a little barley, the plucky little beast carried me an even forty miles to Mendjeel, under a broiling sun and over an execrable Îiath, arriving at our destination " ore noon. And then, while I 88 exhausted on a rug in the chappar khane (post house), the little yaboo was stUl as lively as a cricket. Where else in this world are there horses to do this, and do itall the days eftheir lives?—Wolf Yon Schierbrand in Tha Cosmopolitan. nelr." the I Ufoll Bo L*B»ly "Teê," h® «id, "life is so Ion "It is lonely sometimes, •wered. . "Wouldn't it be sweet to have a little cottage covered with ivy and honeys suckle and rose bushes?' "O! wouldn't it?" . "And when a fellow oune home tired from business to have a nice little wile meet him at the door with a kiss. " "Ye-e-s." • "And then the summer nights, the windows open, the sunset just giving light enough in the cozy parlor, and— vou—I mean a wife at the piano singing in the gloaming—it would be lovely.' "I—think—it—would—be—nice. ' "And then " At thin point a careworn woman oame around the corner with a pair of twins in a perambulator. A dead silence fell upon the summer air for a little. Then they changed the subject.—San Fran eisoo Chronicle. ▲ Caban Tribut« to Braitf A Cuban letter in the Philadelphia .Times relates the following incident as happening upon a train: "A young fel low passing a mother and radiantly beautiful daughter on his way ont of the car, doffed his hat, stood straight np and tall before the couple he had never be fore seen, and with the dignity of a ver itable Don Quixote said in Spanish: 'Old woman, keep that daughter of heavenly beauty for the unworthy one before you!" Then he strode away. The aged senora responded pleasantly: "I will faithfully keep fieri' Nobody thought amiss of the episode. That sort of thing is of common occurrence upon the street and in all publio places in Cuba. The sociological exouse for it is that beauty everywhere oompels and is worthy of adoration." Another of Fortune'« Favorit««. Ga'reston (Tex.) Newt, July 7. Each of the last two drawings of The Louisiana State Lottery has left a large slioe of the capital prize in this city, viz., $15,000 in May and $15,000 in June. The fortunate winner of the lost $15,000 was Mr. George W. Seibert, a resident of Galveston and employed as book keeper in the auditor's office of the Gulf, Colorado & Santa Fe railway. Mr. Seibert held one-twentieth of ticket No. 90,443 which won the capital prize of ! $00,000. A News reporter encountered tfr. Seibert vesterday, and asked him how he was enjoying his recently ac quired fortune. "I admit," remarked he, "that the suddenness with which the unexpected good luck oame somewhat unnerved me, but I think I have now fully recovered from the shock, which, by the way, is a very pleasant sort of experience, which has to be felt to be appreciated, as it cannot be properly described." "Oh, yes; I got the money immedi ately by depositing my ticket with Ball, Hutchings & Co., without even having to pay any discount or exchange." "It was not my first venture and doubtless will not be my last with the Louisiana Lottery. I hav6 been buy ing tickets for some time, and while I never regarded it as an unprofitable in vestment, I was not sanguine enough to expect such good luck as the winning of a capital prize." The race-track starter is the man who Is taken at his word. Sb« Couldn't Understand It. "What in the world has happened to you since the last time I saw you"? asked one lady of another when they met on the street the other day: '*1 can't understand it. Then you were pale, haggard and low spirited, and I remember you said that you hardly cared whether you lived or died. To-day you look ever so much younger, and it is very evident from your beaming face that your low spirits have taken flight." "Yes, indeed;" was th^epiy; "and shall I tell you what drove them away? I G was Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. I was a martyr to functional derangement until I began taking the 'Prescription.' Now I am as well as I ever was in my life. No woman who suffers as I did, ought to let an hour pass before procuring this won derful remedy." Judge Thurman has a fortune ot about $500,000. How to Reduce Yonr Expense«. You can do it easily, and you will not have to deprive yourself of a single com fort; on the contrary, you will enjoy life more than ever. How can you accomplish this result? Easily; cut down your doc tor's bills. When you lose your appetite, and become bilious and constipated, and therefore low-spirited, don't rush off to tha family physician for a prescription, or, on the other hand, wait until you are sick abed before doing anything at all. but just go to the druggist's and for twenty-five cents get a supply of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets. Take them as directed, and our word for It, your unpleasant symptoms will disappear as if by magic, you will have no big doctor's biH to pay, and everybody interested (except the doc tor), will feel happy. Tke Archduke John of Austria has been restored to official favor. A~Frïz«~ër"$ÏO<)iÔÔO 1c a good thing to get, and the man who wins it by superior skill, or by an unex pected turn of Fortune's wheel, is to be congratulated. But he who escapes from the clutches of that dread monster, Con sumption, and wins back health and hap piness, is far more fortunate. The chances of winning $100,000 are small, but every consumptive may be absolutely sure of re covery, if he takes Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery in time. For all scrof ulous diseases (consumption is one of them), it is an unfailing remedy. All drug ' Mrs. Laugtry's father is reported to have had only $25 when he died. Clark—"Well, I will declarel 8mithers, how you have picked up lately." Smith ers—"Yes, yes; things were bad enough with me a little while back, but I happened to run across the advertisement of B. F. Johnson <fe Co., of Richmond, Va., and they put me in position to make money right along. If you know of anybody else needing employment here is their name and address." With defaulters it is fly-time at any sea son of the year. LID IUI Ol tUV Mia oi nvjipw "/J and permanently cured by the use V<etert y-ry flarheltsalTe. 50c. and 91 at Druggiit*. How to get erea with gome men—Pay them what you owe them. Miss Jennie Hannum, who recently attended Elliott's Business College, Burlington, Iowa, has secured a good position at Ft. Ma dison, Iowa . The cholera m phantom appears to be a ghostly sort oi disease. The Remarkable Growth of «heMoxl» Company. It was only three years ago that this Central American plant, Moxie Nerve Food, first came into use. Now it is the common beverage o! the leading people of the United States. To satisfy the Dublic in ciedulity, the company offered $5,000 if they could not prove it bad recovered hopeless, helpless cases of old paralysis; helpless men under the liquor appetite; in valid women, completely broken with ner vous exhaustion until utterly wrecked^ - cases medicine could not help. It's a mighty poor tramp that hasn't got a scent. Half Bate Bxearelons. The first of the series o! Harvest excur sions via the Missouri Pacific railway and Iroa Mountain route to Arkansas and Texas, will leave August 21st; others to follow September 11th and 25th, October 9th and 23d. Tickets will be sold at one fare for the round trip with a limit of thirty days te return and ample stöp-ovee privileges. There is no tick in the silent watches el the night. 'When Baby was sick, we gave her Cartagia, When she was a Child, ikeoM ferOestorla, Whsa she had ChiUna, As gave t I G I be re of to F. Th* I« Nebrn*k« firo-lhlrdsof the peop'c of Ne?>ra**a are republl cant It It safe io prodiet ihat Harrison aad Morton will carry ib * i»r from twrnry-flve to thirty thou*BOvl inajoflrr. T.iis majority is atsured even If every r«*p ii>llc in ever,* republican ca:u T«isn orator ien:itn nur* oath,' r.attonal Issue* from now until tUe 31 of Hovembor. IIut there are Usuet vital to ilie per -»pie th:« state which must be fought ou* in ttao open areav lu this irrepressi b.e coutest party lines eanaot saf '-y be drawn. The p» op> of Nebraska ar? confronted w!t h grave problems with which the next legislature moet ple. Nebraska is on • of the most taxrlddtn states lu America. State tttet s e" hlftier in Nebraska than In any state in the uni -n, excepting alone Ne vada. With a debt of l- s< than h:\l? a million, of which over fo ir hun ired th >.;^a id dollars is Leid by the permanent *cho >1 fund. Nebraska last year lev led a sta e i\\ of Uglily--o.ie cents ou the hundred Aollars of assessed valuation. The state of Louisi ana, with a state debt of nearly twelve millions, lev ies attate tax of only slxtv cents oÄ the hundred dollars. North Carolina with a state debt of over fifteen millions levies a state tax of only twenty-live cents on the hundred dollars. The state tax in Iowa ls twcnty-Avc cents, in Ktnsas forty-one cents, Minnesota thirteen cents, aud N isconsin fifteen and three quarter cents on the hundred dollars. The Ordinary running expenses of this state for saUrlet and maintaining rate institutions are over one mil lion a year, an i toe last legislature piled up appro priation» c or another millicn a year which have to he wrung from a people heavily burdened with county and municipal taxes. How It this exhausting drain tobe checked? How are the people to secure tax reduction and a more équitable distribution of the burdens of taxation? Can these needed reformt be secured unless the next stale officers and legisla tors are men of Integrity and raeu who canaot be swayed from their duty? This is only one of the issues The ever t>r«*sslng and èver present railroad issue must be met and the Hues must be sharply defined between honest men who will faithfully represent the people, aad venal rogues who want to sell out or intend to use their positions for levying blackmail, lîraxen throated railroad vo l icitnt and profossiou:\l Jobbers will, as usual, howl themselves hoarse over the national issues In order to befog the taxpayers, and *eek to keep tie issues in which the people are more vitally concerned In the background. They will dfseuss protect ion and free trade when the people want to hear about revision of the state assessment laws and railroad regulation They will fltfbt over the battles of the war. but make no reference to the scandalous debauchery of our legislature and the law defying courte of the railroads. It remains to be seen, however, whether the people of a state that proudly boasts its intelligence can l>e deceived and distracted by such tactics, it remains to be seen whether they will blindly support "yellow dog" candidates because they were tagged and labeled straight by a packed convention. The campaign in Nebraska has already begun. The industrial classes must do their duty. Let them rally and unite, re gardless of party, to elect honest, competent and unpurchasable men to the next legislature. The B kc proposes to do its full share of the work to re deem the stale from monopoly misrule. With this end in view it will labor earnestly until the legltlep tnre convenes. We want to place a copy of the Wkiki.t ItEsin the hands of every farmer and me chanic and appeal to friends of good government to aid us. We will furnish the W iekly Bik from now until the end of the year for thirty-five ceutt. or In clubs of ten for three dollars. Address all ordert IfTui Bke P ublish mo Co. Omaha, Neb. Wet tobacco applied to a bee or waap •ting will give instant relief. Dyspepsia comes from neglect of the simplest rules of right living. a For The Nervous The Debilitated The Aged. Medical and scientific riill hae at laat solved the problem of the lonsr needed medicine for the ner. Tons, debilitated, and the a trod, by combining the beet nerve tonioe. Celery snd Ceca, with other effeo tiTO remediee, which, acting gently but eminently en the kidneys, liver and bowels, remove diseeee. (Mtoie strength and reuew v itality. ïhisnitdiciaei» (•(.Paines Qmbound ;*Jt 1118 a plac« btretofore umoccnpi^d, and mark» a B«w era in the treatment of nervou« trouble«. Overwork, anxiety, disease, lay the foundation of nervous prostration and weakness, and experionos has shown that the usual remedies do not mend the ■train and paralysis of the nervous system. Recommended by professional and b usi nes s mam. Bond for circulars. Price S I.OO. Sold by drnffiat®. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietor« BURLINGTON. VT. DUTOHER'S FLY KILLER 11 CERTAIN DEATH. Ko hunting with pewder and gun as for »qulrrels only to stupTfr tlient. No lingering death on the «tricking plaster. Files seek It, drink and are KILLED OUrRICHT humanely, so quickly tliev cannot get nway. Use It freely. Prevent reproduction, secure sereae peace sad quiet. Always ask for UlITtUKO. VRED'K DUTCH EH, St. AI bun», Vt. D RAKE UNIVERSITY MID CALLAHAN COLLEGE Open n.zt S«»slon Sept. 11th. Llt«rary, Nermal, Commercial, Mimical, Art. Bible, Law and Medi cal Department*. 50 able Inatrncters i FaclUWee Address cal Departments. 60 able Instructor« : FactUMe» go perler-, Kip. mes Low ; Surroundings Pleasant. M tt.T.Carpenter. Chandler, Des MolaeM^ ■tût UfïSflEC Atth» r a»th.yhav«beaiL-_ EBELSmMES W «a DM. t.mut u uÂLal a th. Su il»« «■ m St.tè par Hfl Wtat te M ke ClIKm# Wter» "« ni,««. *.» * ■■■ l in rf»U8t»M tmiuii*i«Jl»mL M* rMdn «S* IttiaMful lairfteiKa. % NMnHii ?*»»■» M M h » Al tin IHl/M'fUUIWOHU.Ofcle—«.Hl. WELLS, *c. Bend for our catalogue, kc., on Well Höring Coal Preipeetln* .Machine*, ëce. LOOMI8 a NYMAN, TIFFIN. OHIO. CORSETS. Bonod with Feather bone. Absolutely un breakable. Soft, pli able snd elastic. Btorr of Festherbone free. Address M FlATHXBBONE. M S Oaks, MlckUsa. A MONTH ce» be made working for us. furnish ahorse and give their whole time to the bnstness. Spare moments Ualn Street. Richmond, Va. $75.^ to $250 £2 Agents pcrf erred who can ft RAMPAIGN UNIFORMS, w» lerne Illustrated Ca1 „ TOUCHES, FLAGS, ), ETC. Send for lerge Illustrated Catalogue FREE ö - r - ASTHMA FASTILLES.m 5 ^ b l^ C'harlestown, Maar B. 8. & A. P. LACKY, Patent Attorneys, Washing tQ Q , D. C. Instructions and patentability roiE. 20 yrs. experien ce. By return mall. Fall Deecrlptlea IlMdv's New Tall.r Bystees ,f BfSia CatUa«. M009T * CO.. Oi a siaaati. KIDDER PATENTS V opinions on patentabll FREE PlSOS CURE FOR CONSUMPTIO M n as ■ lit . at fco«, aad mak« mor. loo.'T w.tk«n*«»r tu tbaa S5 GOLD KB n *r riHv Samples worth tl.5 •FKJCE.Liaet lao'under 25 hors, s te«. Write Browatar Safety Rain Hold erCo. t Holl». Mon. i. worth «• per lbT retlfs" Eye salve worth »LOOUbut issold »t 36ca be* by dealer* * W. H. D„ Omaha, 42C—33. •1.00. Sold by Drnggi: - B ryant & Stratton Chicago Business College SHOUT-HAND IN8TITUTI and ENOL..H "^NOOOHOOL^Jtb. «TASUAK b k S mt ^££^Ch ,e.,.. in . MILLIONS ptople wLi By the a till« or ot BEN HUR. 10,000 AGENTS WANTED fo supply FIFTY THE LIFE OF BEN. HARRISON w w.n .v. .minan' a nthnp Qt*rpum un T)!nlnniat alnnt streets. Kansas City, Mo. KffiBGHT TO MAKE A DELICIOUS BISCUIT ask your grocer for DWIGHT'S "COW BRAND" SODA and take no other. Weak and Weary Dercrtbci the condition of mnny people éeMllUt«4 by the wsrm weather. •>? dtse»*e or OTerwertc. llood'« Saniperlll* I» Ju* «he mrdlcleo needed te OTereone th*t «red feeling, to portfy »nd çuicfce» tke Wood, end restore she low »ppet'te. li »en need • ios4 medicine be i«re to try Hood'» Sei uparille. "My appetite vu poor. 1 conld not alerp. hed heed «che » greet deal, peln« In my beck, my i>ovrelJ die not move regularly. Hood'« Sariaparllia In a shot.' time Old me so ranch good that I tee'« 'lko » "C* man. My pains end aches are reUered, m/ appetite .io* proTsd." Stomas t. J acssox. lSJXbury Station, Hood's Sarsaparilla Seid by all drags' sta. si* for «V Proper,'d only by C. I. HOOD A CO., Apothecar!o\ Lowe I: Mass. IOO Dosas One Dollar CHEAPEST AND BEST MEDICINE For FAMILY USE IN THE WORLD S CUBES ALL . PAINS, Internal or External. It was the first aad ts the only Patn remedy that Instantly »top* the most eicruoNtlnir pain«, Inflammation aad cures Congestion*, whether ot tno Lanes. Stomach. Powels, or other ariauils or organs. No vattsr how vlo'.ent ©rçxerutMafln* t he pslnth» Rheumat a. Bedridden, lnArm. Criopled. Nervous, Neuralgia, or prostrated with dltesses may suffer, MIDWAY'S READY RELIEF will afford Instant ease. BOWEL COMPLAINTS Thirty to stzty drops In half a tumbler of water will lu a few minutes eure Crsuips, Sour Stomach. Nausea Vomiting, Palpitation lleart Talntness, Heartburn. 8'Ck llcadarli- j . Dial* rhea. Dysentery, Colic, Wind la the ilowels, and all Internal pains. There Is not a remedial agent In ihe world thai will oure Fever aud Ague, and all other MaHrlo««. Billon, and other ferors. aided hy Hail way s 1 ills, S» Quick as Radway's Ready Belief. tittr oenta per Bottle. Bold by druggists. . will open Tueidny! The rpacions and elegant * nceommmintod EDUCATE YOUR SONS. 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