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CALDWELL TRIBUNE. TRIBUNE PRTO. & PUB. CO., Ltd. CALDWELL, IDAHO. Boosting should be taught in the public schools of our land. It's more blessed to give a knockout blow than it is to receive one. Many a smart man loses out when he bumps up Against an ordinary mor tal. The average love match soon flick ers out unless there is some money to burn. A chronic liar is less dangerous than the liar who has spasmodic attacks of veracity. The world is divided into two class es—those who work and those who work them. Isn't stealage a better word than shortage when used in connection with a bank robbery? A 98-cent clock has one advantage over a $1,000,000 corporation; its hands never strike. f If oil companies could begin at the bottom and drill up the prospectus gusher would lose his job. Perhaps the unluckiest person in the world was the deaf and dumb man who contracted rheumatism in his fin gers. Some of those boys who should have been killed off by toy pistols event ually get their deserts when they join a foot ball team. Some people affect to think that Ma rie Corelli is not a remarkable wom an, yet a biography of her has appear ed, and it took two men to write it. A New York banker has assured Germany once more that America is her very good friend. This should hold the excitable editors for a while. Before they are married lie deems every hour lost that he cannot spend in her company. Afterward when she goes to visit her parents for a month or two lie figures that it is just so much clear gain. Women truant officers are ail inno vation in Baltimore, if not in America. The consideration which led to their appointment is the belief that fern! nine sympathy and tact can be turned to good account in leading refractory boys and girls back to duty. The men who have been filling the positions, it is said, too often alienated the par ents by harsh methods. While the weather is dry and warm every man, woman and child should make it his or her business to keep in the open-air as much as possible, so as to derive every benefit from the ozone and sunshine. Fresh air is* a prophylactic. It wards off disease and kills bacteria. No person who leads an outdoor life will ever die from con sumption. On the ' other hand, hun dreds of consumptives have lived for years by keeping continually in the open, even sleeping on cots placed in tents or on piazzas. By order of General Chaffee, who commands the Department of the East, a comprehensive system of army ath letics is about to be introduced. The department will be divided into ten districts, In each of which meets will be held. The winners in each "event" will then constitute a district team, and between the teams there will be an anrrual contest at West Point. The exercises will consist of bayonet races, equipment races, jumping, tent-peg ging, skirmishing, hurdling and gen eral gymnastics. General Chaffee hopes by this plan not only to improve the physique of his troops, and to give them some of the special training which West Pointers receive, but also to raise the moral standard by pro Tiding wTiolesome diversion. The meanest man has been found. His wife, abused and neglected by him, was dying. He asked his em ployer to let him off on this account. But Instead of going to his wife's bed side he boarded a car for the bail game where he occupied a seat in the grandstand and yelled as loudly as any of the rooters. When told that his wife was dead he expressed no concern. Although free in expendi ture, he said he had no money for funeral expenses and that the county could bury the remains. The poor wife's body found a resting place in a pauper's grave. The brute did not even go to the cemetery. And you say there is no hell? You say the scourge of remorse will make this man suffer? It wouldn't make a dent in his conscience in a hundred years. Society can punish by scorn and ostra cism? What does such an animal care what decent persons do or think? The only thing that would raise a welt of regret in his soul would be a raw hide applied to his back by a band of whitecappers. Whew! It makes ose's hand Itch to join the band and wield a switch. In old days, when cities were sur rounded by walls, and had gates which were closed at sunset, the "freedom of the city" meant a key delivered in a beautiful casket, and perhaps an il luminated parchment. The old custom has never died. Even the time-honored nam« still clings to the practice by which a city, acting as host, bestows formal and dignified hospitality upon a distinguished guest Note that it is still the city which does* this. The smallest political unit, not the largest, is the one which figures uiost often and most extensively as an entertainer. The nation entertains only the most distinguished of individuals or those of the highest rank. The same is true of the State, the next political unit But the cities—how they open their arms to the thousands, and in the best sense of the word give them "the free dom of the city!" Once a year the members of the Grand Army gather for their reunion and parade, it may be in Portland, Me., or it may be in San Francisco. Once a year, too, other organizations gather, like the great ed ucational association, or the Christian Endeavorers, and with each successive year a new host comes forward, and in the most hospitable way tries to make its guests comfortable and hap py. It would be difficult to measure the good that these meetings "do. The free-handed Westerner goes away from his visit to the "Hub" with a feeling that Eastern people are not so cold and reserved or so "effete" as he had thought; and the Boston girl finds her sister from Nebraska or Kansas to be very like herself in heart and purpose, only a little more alert, per haps, and less conservative. So East and West and North and South come nearer together and think better of each other for these intervisitings. The benefit is never one-sided. It is not alone the stranger within the gates who gets something out of it—the host is a gainer also. The acting superintendent of a chil dren's home asked some boys on the street what they were good for. One little fellow, from the depths of his | wisdom, answered: "We are the stuff \ they make men of. Give us a show." i There is the text for a fine sermon. | In this world we reap as we sow. The -crop that goes into the ground Is the | crop that will come out of the ground, Whether you deal with wheat or boys, you will get pretty nearly what you ' plant. Most of us have a hazy idea J about the future of the boy. He Is a young animal, with an abnormal ap petite and a thousand faults. His fath er tells him to avoid bad company, 1 hands out a moral lesson or two, when 1 he happens to think about it at all, ! and turns over the rest of the training j to a mother, who, God bless her, weeps and prays and loves, and knows prac tically nothing of the pitfalls that are an open book to her boy's father. How an she warn him and explain things, when in her blessed innocence she doesn't know a tenth part of the cussedness that exists in the world? If you want the boy to be a successful minister, doctor, lawyer or toiler at any of a hundred trades, yon must be gin to plan now—to think about next year, and the time when he has stretched out of his clothes and pays an occasional visit to the barber. You can teach him industry, even if his task is no more than cutting the grass in the front yard. You can teach him to scorn a lie and love the truth; to be kind and thorough and careful. You can make him learn to save without being miserly, and spend without be ing prodigal. You can help him to build a strong body, and that will be better than money in the bank when he reaches the forties. You can en courage his natural goodness and check his Inherited misclilevousnees. You can make a good man of him, and the burden of that duty is far more with the parent than with the child. It takes time and trouble and effort. But it pays. There is nothing finer in this world than a square, up right, thinking, human being—the highest type of God's work. So, don't always think of a boy simply as a boy, but as a man that he is to be—and give him a show. Doctor or Milkman. It Is supposed that a person who consults a physician will follow his ad vice, and one of the hardest blows to the professional pride of physicians and Surgeons is the excess of wisdom on medical matters which is posesssed by the world at large. The New York Times thus tells of a surgeon who set a broken arm The operation was successful and the r splints had been removed. I lie sur geon advised his patient to leave off the bandages and manipulate 'he in jured member at Intervals. Just as the doctor was leaving the house the milkman arrived on his rounds, and missing the splints, said to the patient: "You'll take cold in your arm. You ought to keep it bandaged." A few days later the surgeon called again and found the patient, who had followed the milkman's warning, com plained of soreness in the arm, and Diainea or soreness in me m m, una said- "Doctor I think you've botched ' it „ it. ! The doctor, observing the bandages still on the arm, remarked, "And whose advice are you taking now, mine or the milkman's?" The Hon Is Cowardly. Men who have shot nearly all of neu nuu iin.c ouui. „„„, clli UL the dark continent's animals have, as a rule, nothing but contempt for the so-called "king of beasts," the lion, To the hunter he is a cowardly, skulk Ing brute, far more dangerous to the horses and oxen at night than to the human part of the expedition, always ready to slink off and escape a fight If given a chance. There is nothing kingly about him and a single man can usually put a half a dozen lions to flight. The real members of the Don't Do That Club are the mothers, who have to scream, "Don't do that," from morn Ing until night FENCING FOR WOMEN. Faction of Fashionable Bet in New York Circle»—It» Hygienic Bide, Fencing for women is one of the late fads which has more than the mere ex cuse, "It's fashionable," to commend it. It is a comparatively new exercise for women, although men have been following the sport for the benefit it does them for years. In the last cen tury that strong Incentive to swords manship, the duel, almost ceased to exist, and, therefore, the practice of the art was restricted to a very few. It was only that the spread of the phys iceal-cuiture movement for women caused a search for light but vigorous exercise, and some maitre d'armes saw his opportunity and took advantage of It In a short time fencing became "the thing" in the fashionable New York set and the movement spiead to other parts of the country. Many of the feminine leaders of society are fair fencers, although the necessity for earnest and continuous practice pie vents most of them from becoming really proficient. Ordinarily women make poor fencers. Not only do they lack the strength necessary to good work with the foils, but singularly enough, they also lack that alertness and agility which is characteristic o£ most things that they do. Among .theartrical women fencing is decidedly popular, Julia Marlowe and Jessie Milward are adepts, and in the classes conducted by M. Senac, who in structed Miss Marlowe and Lillian Russell, are Ethel Barryuiore, Elsie de Wolfe and Edna Wallace Hopper. Grace George is, however, probably the best amateur woman fencer in slight America. Although young she lias plenty of muscle and her eye is as quick as that of any swordsman She began the sport simply as a ij V e. an exercise with Frederick R. Graham soon became infatuated with it an <l, a ft e r learning all her instructor could teach her, she joined M. Senac's c ] a sses. Senac found her wrists like steel, and before many months lie had difficulty in maintaining his mastery 0V er her. Miss George has had many friendly bouts in addition to her re gular lessons. On one occasion she worsted Walter Tremayne, a New York expert, three times in succession, and a t another she touched Miss Graham, a professional fencer, six times in twenty-three minutes. j Miss George believes fencing the best exercise in the world for women and says that it brings into play every muscle in the body, especially those of the thighs, back, shoulders, fore arms and hands, besides developing the lungs. In speaking of fencing she gays: "I am an enthusiast on the sub ject because I believe its benefits are more numerous than those of any otli er form of exercise. It adds immeas urably to the carriage. There Is noth ing rough and tumble about fencing; it is the gentlest of exercises. One finds one's hair as neatly done at the end of a bout as at the beginning. It is dignified and invigorating, requiring more skill than effort, and holds much of excitement. One may learn to fence tolerably In a year; exceedingly well in two years." : His First Day at School, She lost her little boy to-day; Her e 5' es wel ' e moist and sweet And tender, when he went away ^ dawn the 9treM ' She stood there for the longest while And watched and watched him; then She said—and tried to force a smile— "He'll not coane back again." Inside the house, her tears would come, She sank into a chair And sobbed above the battered drum And trumpet lying there. And trumpet lying there. The sunshine stole into the place It only made her sad With thinking of the pretty grace His baby tresses had. She minded all his little ways; She went to see his crib Up in the attic; then to gaze At platter, spoon, and bib, And all the trinkets he had thought So fair to look upon— Each Qne of th thu murmnr brougM „ My little boy ha3 Kone ." she wandered through the house all day, To come on things he'd left, And O, she missed his romping play And felt herself bereft! When he came home, with shining eyes, Tn tell of school's delisrht. To tell of school's delight, She kissed and held him motlierwise With something of affright. —w. D. Nesbitt in Chicago Tribune, This is the pain in mothers' hearts When school days have begun; Each knows the little boy departs And baby days are done; Each mother fain would close her ears And hush the calling bell For, somehow, in its tone she hears The sounding of a knell. Avoid Stooping. Many growing girls, especially those * ° 00 " taU for thelr age ' are illclined to stoop, ! and well meaning persons often advo- j cate the use of braces or shoulder straps as a means of correcting the tendency. The braces may force an upright carriage, but they do not give the wearer any means of maintaining it, since they prevent the exercise of those muscles which should be trained to produce an erect figure. Any exer dse which strengthens the muscles of the back and shoulders will aid in cor-, recting this defect. Old-fashioned mothers used to drill their stooping daughters to walk with a plate carried on their heads, and this is really a good practice. High pillows and very soft mattresses are blamed as an aid ln producing this defect, and without a doubt a flat, rather hard bed, with low pillows, is preferable for growing chil dren. It sometimes happens that a man 1 loses kis health by drinking to® often I the health of his friends. WOMAN ENTERED LION'S DEN. r When a dark-eyed young woman ap plied at a Coney Island show ground for a performer's job the manager thought she could start in at selling tickets. Miss Rhobie E. Lawrence sighed and took the job for want of a better one. There were two lionesses and a lion in the show. Miss Law rence was still ambitious and tried lier hand at taming them. When she en tered the cage one of the lionesses clawed her and she was only saved by the interference of a professional lady lion tamer. BOY TALKED WITH LINCOLN. Both Were Interested in a Big Ma chine of Peculiar Construction. A boyhood memory of Abraham Lin coln, contributed to tlie Daily Eagle of Wichita, Kansas, by Capt. W. T. Burgess, reveals the great man in a peculiarly gracious light. In 1858 or '59 Captain Burgess, then a boy, pa^d visit to his brother, Rev. John Bur gess, at Springfield, Ohio. The State fair opened about that time, and the boy visited it. One afternoon when he was strolling about the fair grounds by himself, young Burgess no'.ievd an immense ma chine built of great timbers and some what peculiar in its construction. It was unlike anything he had seen. He was alone save one man who was sit ting on one of the beams of the ma chine, and after vainly trying to make out its use, the boy determined to ask the man what kind of a machine it "I stepped up close to him," writes Captain Burgess. "His head was bow ed down upon his hands seemingly in meditation. I hesitated to disturb him and was about to withdraw when he arose and said: " 'Well, my boy, are you trying to investigate this machine?' "I told him that I was, ami asked him If he could explain it to me, and he proceeded to do so, very clearly and minutely. We went all over it and nil around it, and finally he said: "'How many yoke of oxen, my boy, do you think It takes to drag this machine?'' ' I made a guess of e'glit yoke. " 'Well,' said he, 'tii.y haul It with eight yoke but when heavy ditching is to be done they generally twelve.' "I think we must have spent an hour at the machine, then the man said, guess We had better go over to the buildings and sie what is going on,' and he laid Ills hand on my shoulder and tallud to me ail the way. "When we neared the buildings sev eral gentlemen stepped forward to greet him, and I went on by myself, In search of my brother. I soon came upon him, and he said he had been looking for me. lie wanted me to see Abraham Lincoln. We went into one of the buildings, and my brother went up to the very man with whom I had been talking. '• 'Mr. Lincoln,' said he, 'may I pre sent my brother?' "Lincoln turned round, and seeing me smile, said: 'Why, this boy and I are old friends. We've been talking together for an hour.' At the same time he put bis arms around me and lifted me from the ground. "This was the great Lincoln, and had he never become famous and the Pres ident of the United States, I still should never have forgotten him. He was so kind, so interested in my boy ish queries, and so willing to give me Instruction, and withal so noble in ex pression and bearing that my heart went out to him in love and admira tion." The Bishop's Inquiry. From a suburban town comes a story of a bishop of dignified presence and severe expression who arrived theie early cne afternoon in time to rest be fore lie lectured in the town hall. The natives regarded him with awe and de nMrwi hu woe rar n i 1 * t ! cide( * ^ was very re\eitnd Indeed. He j we 111 0 a druggist s shop in the ma ' n street, and In a tone that froze the blood of the young proprietor asked: "Sir. do you smoke?" "Y ves," replied the ab ish d youth. ' I'm sorry, teamed tlle habit young and | 1 r a i Vt ' n ^ been able to give it up." -Then, said the divine, without any ."Vf 4 ®?" 1 ',. tUe C ! )IU sole mnlty of fj, ™^ . y . e tu tel1 mt ' wheie can S et a good cigar." , Ti towns ate Bethel and Danbury, Coun., n lau se, - . Shoe and Hat Towns. The great shoe manufacturing towns are Lynn, Haverhill and Brockton, Mass., and the great hat-producing ' Voice—Quiteher kiddin', w Not a Polygainist. Voice Over the 'Phone—Shay, cen tral, I wanter-hic-talk ter m' wife. Central—What's her number? ill y er? 1 ' ain 't no mormon.—New York Sun. high heel faddists must pay price for their folly A N ew York "specialist is growing wealthy operating on the pedal ex •en ties of women who have become addicted to the high-heel fad. He says that during the post year the number who have appealed to h ' m has increased 90 per cent, and he at tributes it to the ridiculous heel. This phvsician is quoted as saying that the case of a Chicago woman, whobe was amputated because of malforma French Peasant tlon resulting from her shoes, does not surprise him. The wearing of the high heels brings the weight of the body on the toes. This causes a painful enlargement of the joint, and of course causes corns and ingrowing nails. The enlarged joints mean bunions. The result will mean flat feet in time, caused by the falling of the instep. Then electricity and a brace at the instep to support the foot is necessary. WOMEN WITH TATTOOED ARMS. Many with Klaborate Decorations Observed at Ocean Resorts. A surprising number of young wom en with tattooed Initials and devices on their forearms may be seen on the sands at the bathing hour down here. As a majority of women who vis,t Atlantic City are from inland cities, mostly in the West, it would seem that the tattooing fad which took hold of New York women a few years ago had spread to the interior. A sumptuous-looking woman, with lassie face and head, a great mass of dark, wavy auburn hair, and a skin of dazzling whiteness—the pallor of per fect health—who appears on the beach very morning in an extremely chic black mohair bathing dress, Is called The Python Girl" by the other bath rs on account of the elaborate tattooed device that covers her perfectly form ed right arm from shoulder almost to wrist. It is a fine bit of tattooing, unques tionably the work of a Japanese tat tooer, in four colors—blue, red, brown and gold. The device is that of a python in battle with an eagle. The snake is coiled around the woman's plump arm many times, with occasion al breaks between the coils, revealing the snowy whiteness of the unneedled skin, and the colors of the piece stand j out with amazing detail and vividness. A grizzled officer of the navy stooj looking at the beautiful woman's tat tooed arm at the bathing hour the oth er morning, and then" lie turned away, shaking his head sadly. "Isn't it a dem shame," he growled, "that so glorious a creature as that woman should have permitted herself to be market! up that way? It's bad enough for us addle-pated men-o' war's-men—what wouldn't I give to get rid, even now, and I am an old man, of the infernal tattoings that I had stabbed into me when I was a cub of a middy—but for a rampageous beauty like that woman—it's a dem shame, sir, a dem pity."—Atlantic 'ity Correspondence New York Sun. White House Heirlooms. Those who feel an interest in the famous heirlooms among' the white house china will be pleased to learn that, despite the completion of the new service, many historic pieces will con tinue in use. One of these is the im mense punch bowl of the Lincoln ser vice, which likewise bears the great seal, and, like all the pieces ordered by Mrs. Lincoln, Is ornamented in maroon. The fruit baskets of the Lincoln service are still in use, as are also one or two of those of the "flower set," ornamented in yellow, selected by Mrs. Grant On the occasion of small dinners at the white house there are frequently employed portions of the wonderful hand-painted china ser vice obtained by Mrs. Hayes at a cost of several thousand dollars. Every specimen in this entire service has a different ornamentation, representing the fauna and flora of America.—De troit News-Tribune. His Bright Thought. They stood in the darkness, hand In hand, looking out into the night. "Dearest," said she, sadly, "what does it make you think as you look out into the illimitable space?" "Why, you know," said he, smiling thoughtfully down at her, "I always think that with so much space there ought to be room enough for every body."—Minneapolis Journal. Have the Emigration Fever. The "American fever" Is spreading so fast in Norway that the authorities are becoming alarmed. The country is very sparsely settled, having only about 2,000,000 inhabitants. Of these 28,000 emigrated last year, mostly to America, and the indications are that that figure will be nearly doubled this year. Reduced Liquor Licenses. Since 1890 the number of liquor li censes in Liverpool, England, has been reduced by 422. Our Schools Must Be Sanitary The modern school is nothing if Bot sanitary. It has sanitary plumblne sanitary ventilation, sanitary pi a f' grounds, and sanitary blackboard« And its sanitary anxiety for its PUI)U ; is beyond all prnise. Here is a dialogue of the period, the speakers, of cours» being teacher and scholar: "Tommy, have you been vaccin»» ed?" "Yes, ma'am." "Have you had your vermiform an. pendlx removed?" "Yes, ma'am." "Do you use sterilized milk?" "Yes, ma'am." "Is your home connected with the city sewer?" "Yes, ma'am." "Have you shed all your milu teeth?" "All but one." "Have you a certificate of inocula tion for the croup, chicken-pox, and measles?" ■v^'rV "Yes, ma'am." "Is your lunch put up In Dr. K oc U 'b patent antiseptic dinner pall?" "Yes, ma'am." "Have you your own sanitary slate rag and disinfected drinking cud?" "Yes, ma'am." "Do you wear a camphor bag round your throat, a collapsible life belt, and insulated rubber heels for crossing the trolley line?" - "All of these." "Have you a pasteurized certificate of baptism?" "Yes, ma'am." "And a life insurance, non forfeitable policy against the encroachments of old age?" "Yes, ma'am." "Then- you may hang your cap on the Insulated peg set opposite your dis tinguishing number, climb Into your seat, and proceed to learn along san itary lines."—Selected. , AUTOMOBILE LAWN MOWER IN USE AT THE CAPITOL What is believed to be the first auto mobile la wn mower used in this conn the Whitehouse and the Capitol In Washington, where it may he seen almost every day cutting grass. The statement Is made that it does its work neatly and expeditiously, and at the same time does no damage to the beau tiful lawns. *7 ^employed on the grounds around Latest Tlsing in Kisses, The new scientific kiss is not a kiss at all. Those great men who study the dark ways of the wily germ and the ubiquitous bacillus frown upon lip-kissing as an indulgence leading to disease. Consequently, when two fail women meet they formally lift their veils and the velvety right cheek of one I is pressed for au Instant against the satiny left cheek of the other, say« an observer. This is as nice a sub stitute for the old and dangerous meth od of greeting as the most demonstrate ingly affectionate individuals could de sire. Certain husbands, brothers and near est cousins to rosy cheeks, who have experimented with the new method, declare that It is "not half bad, though hardly up to the standard of the old style kiss. It is considered as rude to offer to press the cheek of your friend without lifting your veil as it is to kiss Up fashion through the' dotted mask, or to offer your left hand for shaking. In a Glass House. Nothing displeases Dr. B. Ogden Doremus more than indistinct ®P e ® ing. He rarely fails to show his dis approval of it. While lecturing at t e city college recently, having occasion to ask a question of a student, he re ceived a mumbled reply. "H'm, h'm, h'm; h'm, h'm," mimick ed the irate professor. "Can't yo speak so I can hear you? If .''Tn't anything to say, speak out ami o mumble your words." The answer was a trrfle disconcert ing. "I said," replied the student, "that I did not hear your question. Mail by ihe Siberian Road. European mail can now be tlis P atc "' ed to the far east by means 0 great Trans-Siberian railroad, bew» can to-day be sent from Pal ' is ' lin or Vienna via Moscow to Madiv took and Port Arthur in from tw«» ' two to twenty-four days, whi.e time required by steamer mail via i Suez canal route is from six o weeks. Cheap Horsepower in . The melting snows and giac:ei the Rockies, and petroleum now nish such abundant power for Francisco that the co. t of one power one hour is two cents. Some paopîe have such a a ble memory that they can reniiu of things you did a thousand ago.