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A PRET TY M ILKMAID
Thinks Pe-ru-na It a Wonderful
Medicine,
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MISS ANNIE HENDREN.
Mies Annie iJendreu, Kockiyn
Wash., writes:
"I feel better tban I have for over
four yeare. I have taken several bot
tles of Peruna and one bottle of Mana
lin.
"I can now do all of my work in the
honfe, milk the cows, take care of the
inilk, and ho forth. I think Peruna is a
most wonderful medicine.
"I believe I would be in bed today if
I had not written to ynu for advice.
I had taken ali kinds of medicine, but
none did ine any good.
"Peruna has made me a weil and hap
py girl. I can never say too much lor
Peurna."
Not only women of rank and leisure
praiBe Peruna, but the wholesome, use
ful women engaged in honest toil would
not he without Dr. Harttuan's world
renowned remedy.
The doctor has prescribed it for many
thousand women every year and he
never fails to receive a multitude of
letters like the above, thanking him
for his advice, and especially for the
wonderful benefits received from Pe
runa.
Monnlenr Hyde.
"M. J nines Hyde," says the Paris
Flgnro, "the exceedingly rich American
who appertains to the most high society
of New Yo-k, comes from commanding
at Paris a carriage electric. It Is to
the French Industry that M. James
Hyde is addressed himself for to have
the most comfortable, the most commo
dious and the most elegant of the vehi
cles of the city."—Translated by Har
per'» Weeklv.
Wailed Effort.
"It takes time, trouble end Infinit« pa
tience, of course, to be a goo.'. Sunday
school teacher, but you have the satis
faction of knowing that you air helping
to mold the character of the riling gen
eration."
"Yes, but it makes me sad to think how
quickly a year's work is undoDe when
green apple time comes."
TERRIBLE TO RECALL.
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Five Weeks in Bed With Intensely
Painful Kidney Trouble.
Mrs. Mary Wagner, of 1367 Kossuth
Ave., Bridgeport, Conn., says: "I was
Bo weakened and
generally run down
with kidney dis
ease that for a long
time I could not do
my work and was
five weeks in bed.
There was contin
ual bearing down
pain,terrible back
aches, headaches
and at times ditzy
spells when every
*•"'* thing was a blnr
before me. The passages of the kidney
secretions were irregular and painful,
and there was considerable sediment
and odor. I don't know what I would
have done but for Doan's Kidney Pills.
I could see an improvement from the
first box, and five boxes brought a final
cure." '
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Poster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Carl Schnra.
No other man of foreign birth ever
■howed such flue command of the Eng
lish language or used it so felicitously.
▲ man who objected strongly to his
politics but admired his talents as a
writer once suld : "I wish Mr. Schurz
couldn't write so well; I could hate
him bettor." In 1877 Carl Schurs vis
ited Boston to make a speech against
Benjamin P. Butler, who was running
for Uovernor of Massachusetts. While
arguing on the question of the resump
tion of specie puymeuts, an Issue that
wus paramount at that time, Mr.
Bchurz likened "Inflation" to a balloon
filled that had carried the American
nation off Its feet. At that tlui* he
made use of the following expression,
which brought the immense audience
that greeted him to its feet : "We have
placed our feet on solid ground again
•nd we pfopose M keep them there."
Qntte True.
Miss Boston—They suy «he's extreme
ly haughty.
Miss Tours—I should say so! The
last time I saw her she was sailing
down the street in
Miss Boston—Pardon me; why do
you use that senseless expression? How
could she go "sailing" down the street?
Miss Tours—Easy enough. I saw
ber last In Venice.—The Catholic Stand
ard and Times
A NATIONAL EVIL
n»»lil Prosit» from tke Bottom
to the Top.
Tipping Is rapidly becoming a nation
al evil. It began with the payment of
small gratuities to waiters in restau
rants and hotels. In this form It was
an Importation from Europe. Of
course, the waiter ought to serve the
customer faithfully without being
bribed to do the work which he had
been hired to perform, but the custom
has grown to such an extent that un
less one fees he is sure not to obtain
good service. He submits, therefore,
to the Imposition, as the less of two
evils. The practice has spread to such
an extent that the man who blacks
your boots, that helps you on with
your coat, that hands you your hat,
that tells you the way, that brings you
a glass of water, that shaves your face,
or cuts your hair, expects a gratuity In
addition to the pay which he receives
for performing his work.
The tipping evil has gone higher up
than this, and Is now beginning to
spread Itself through all the depart
ments of business and politics. It Is
the duty of the legislator to pass good
laws, but he sometimes has to be tipped
to do It. It is the duty of the police
man to protect property from robbery,
but he often has to be tipped to do it.
if you want to sell a line of goods
It Is even necessary to tip the butler,
the farm superintendent, the purchas
ing agent. Do you want a switch con
nection or a prompt suppiy of cars
from a railroad? It may be well to
tip the railroad official with a gift of
money or of stock.
It is eibout time to cheek this tip
ping abuse. Let us stop It first high
up, and work down to the bottom.—
Wall Street Journal.
Only tha Promise.
A big sea turtle was sprawling around
In ihe tank in front of the restaurant.
"Look, papa !" exclaimed the little boy.
"Let's go in and have some real green
turtle soup !"
"Not yet, Geordie," said the father.
"Wait till some day when you see this
tank empty."
Side Llffhta on Htatory.
The Hessians at Trenton had surren
dered.
"Ah, well," they said, "think how much
more disastrous it might have been if ws
had had to make a hurried retreat !"
Later, as if to verify their words, cam«
the Hessian fly.
Brad Contempt.
Girl with the Gibson Girl Neck—Can't
you see something familiar In the face
of that man sitting on the oprcslt« side
of the car?
Girl with the Julia Marlowe Dimple—
Yes ; it's his eyes. I wish he'd b« a littl«
less familiar with them.
S tate or O hio , C itt or T oledo, »
Lucas County, ( m *
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he la
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney a
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun
ty and State aforesaid, and that said iirm will
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR8 for
each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
curea by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., 1886.
, t A. W. GLEASON,
J seal j Notary PnblJc.
Hall 's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. Send for testimonials, free,
o w rJ' J * CHENEY <k CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Ilia Reputation.
Miss Medicus (sister of the new vil
lage doctor)—Have you heard of Dr.
Medicus about here?
Native—Rather, mum ! Do you se#
that hearse and carriages goin' by over
there? That's one of hla funerals.—
Haroer's Weekly.
Umial Darth of Cold Water.
Borus—I've been nearly dead for sleep
during the last week. I could scarcely
keep awake while I was writing that story
that was printed yesterday.
Naggus—I can easily believe It. It af
fected me the same way while I was read
ing ft—from sympathy, I supposa.
Llh-9eiln( Service.
In perhaps no other country Is the
life saving service as proficient as In
the United States.
The syteiu was first established in
1871, and there are at present 277
life-saving stations supported by the
government, 102 of which are on the
Atlantic coast, 68 on the Great Lakes,
10 on the Pacific coast, and one at the
falls of the Ohio River near Louisville.
There, were only 305 disasters along
the coasts during the year ending June
60, 1905, and out of 4,088 persons In
volved only twenty-seven were lost
For that
Dandruff
There Is one thing that will
cure it—Ayer's Hair Vigor.
It is a regular scalp-medicine.
It quickly destroys the germs
which cause this disease.
The unhealthy scalp becomes
healthy. The dandruff disap
pears, had to disappear. A
healthy scalp means a greatdeal
to you—healthy hair, no dan
druff, no pimples, no eruptions.
The best kind of a testimonial—
14 Sold ior over sixty years."
A
s br J. O. Ajrer Co., Lowell, Hate.
Also naniifioturtr« of %
_f_ SAKSAPAK1LUL
PILLS.
CBEUY PECT0BAL.
iters
"I've half a mind to write a maga
zine sonnet." -Go ahead—that's Just
whit it takes."—Cleveland Leader.
"Is your business on a running basis
yet?" "I should say so; I always run
when I see a creditor coming."—Prince
ton Tiger.
"It's never too late to mend," argued
the customer. "Oh, yes It Is," answered
the Journeyman tailor, "this Is a union
shop.' —Puck.
Lady—It's very changeable weather,
isn't It, William? Road Mender—Yes,
that It Is, Miss. We don't get a single
day alike.— Punch.
First night of unappreciated play.—
He—Are we alone? Voice from the
Gallery—No, guv'nor ; but you will be
to-morrow night.—Punch.
"Ycu reckon Br'er Thomas got Into
Paradise?" "I can't tell fer sartln.
All I kin say Is— de mule kicked him
ter de gate !"—Atlanta Constitution.
Mr. Saphedde—I—aw—really cawn't
believe the things I cawn't understand,
don't yon know, Miss Pert—What a
terrible skeptic you must be.—Phila
delphia Record.
What He Needed.—Mike—Are ye
much hurted, Pat? Do ye want a
docthor? Pat—A docthor, ye fuie!
After beln' runned over by an autoino
bllly? What Ol want Is a lawyer!
"Henry. I must have a new outfit,
and I want to give you credit for gen
erosity." "All right, my dear. If you
can persuade anybody to give It to me
for anything else."—Baltimore Ameri
can.
Teaclu-r—How many commandments
are there, Sally? Sally—Please, teach
er, ten. Teacher—Suppose you were to
bleak n commandment. (Impressive
pause.) Sally—Then there'd be nine.—
Punch.
Perseverance.—"I think," said the
reporter, "that the public Would like
to know how you managed to live to
such a great age." "By perseverance,"
replied the centenarian. "I Just kept
on llvln'."
"This Is the time of year," said the
suburban citizen, "when I like to get
out and dig rp the ground." "So do I,"
answered Mr. Foozling. "That's the
reason I am trying to play golf."—
Washington Star.
Not Professional.— "AU I have to say
is this: You're going out Into the
world. You'll find the road rough. But
strike out, my boy, strike out." "Not
If I can help It," replied the young man.
"I'm going to be a baseball player."
Across the Garden Fence.—"No, Mr.
Wilkes, I ain't goin' to keep fowls no
more. Don't pay. Why countln' the
malro I give 'em this winter, the eggs
—well, I don't git any, but If I did—
they'd cost me 'arf a crown each!"—
Punch.
A Good Find.—"Albert, dear, while
looking through some of your old
clothes, I made such a lucky find that
I ordered a new dress on the strength
of It" "What was It, dear?" "Half a
dozen checks that had never been writ
ten on."
A Great Feat—Jones (to Brown, who
has been relating his wonderful adveu
tures in Russia)—And I suppose you
visited the great steppes of Russia?
Brown—I should rather think so. And
walked up every one of them on my
hands and knees.
Try again !—Mrs. Nuwed—Here's the
bread I started to make to-day. Isn't
It too annoying? Mr. Nuwed—Why, It
Isn't baked at all. Mrs. Nuwed—I
know It Isn't ; that's Just lt. I put
plenty of baking powder In It, but the
powder doesn't seem to have baked It
"Drug stores sell Ice cream, soda wa
ter, confectionery, and a lot of other
things that are not medicine," said the
man who complains. "That's true," an
swered the pharmacist. "But njost of
them are likely to lead to the consump
tion of medicines."—Washington 8tar.
"Why, Willie, what are you crying
about?" " 'Cauce I don't get no Sat
urday holiday like the other children
does. Boo-hoo !" "But why don't you
get out of school on Saturday?"
" 'Cause I alnt' oh. enough to go to
school yet. lioo-hoo-hoo !"—Cleveland
Leader.
Parson Bagster (solemnly)—Does
you. Claud Kinsabby, take dis yuh lady.
Miss Gladys Poots, to be yo' lawful
wedded wife, for bettah and for
wuss The Groom (uneasily and
hazily)—Uh-cou'se I does, if I has to,
sab; but ain't dar some way of takln'
her klndah on an ave'age?—Puck.
"That rich Mr. Spooner Is the most
provoking thing! He asked me if I
was 33." "And what did you say?" "I
said, 'Mercy, not' And be said be
didn't think any woman should marry
until she was 83." "Gracious! What
did you do then?" "I called after hi in
that I was 33 my next birthday, but he
didn't seem to hea • me."—Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
General "Phil" Sheridan was at one
time asked at what little Incident he
laughed the most "Well," be said, "I
do not know, but I always laugh when I
think of the Irishman and the army
mule. I was riding down the Une one
day, when I saw an Irishman mounted
on a mule, which was kicking Its legs
rather freely. The mule finally got'lte
hoof caught In the stirrup, when. In the
excitement the Irishman remarked:
'Well, begorrah. If you're goin' to get
on, I'll get off!"*
t'aele Allem. |
"It Is perfectly natural that w« should
hat« the man who wants to do all the
talking," reflected Uncle Allen Sparks.
"He prevents us from doing It all."
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake tn Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot. sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 26c. Don't accept
anv substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Addres.
Alien S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
I anal Heanlt.
One day, just to try a new pian.
The office went hunting the man;
But it hunted too high.
For the man he was shy—
And it bagged the oid boss of a clan.
Save the Babies.
INFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that of
all the children born in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly
one-quarter, die before they reach one year; thirtyseven per cent., or more
than one-third, beta they are five, and one-half before they are fifteen I
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma
jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of theso
infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures
and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or
morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity
they stupefy, retard circulation and load to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria
operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of
Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the
pores of the skin and allays fever.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
Dr. A. F. Peeler, of St Louis, Mo., says: "I have prescribed your Castoria
In many cases and have always found it an efficient and speedy remedy."
Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have prescribed your Ca»
torla In my practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and
benefit to my patients."
Dr. Edward Parrlsh, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have ufied your Ca»
torla in my own household with good results, and have advised several
patients to use It for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm."
Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, says: "Having during the past six
years prescribed your Castoria for infantile stomach disorders. I most
heartily commend its use. Tho formula contains nothing deleterious
to the moBt delicate of children."
Dr. C. O. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., says: "Your Castoria Is an Ideal
medicine for children, and I frequently prescribe it. While I do not advo
cate the Indiscriminate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria la an
exception for conditions which arise in the care of children."
Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castoria holds the
esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie
tary preparation. It Is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and chil
dren. In fact. It is the unlvorsal household remedy for infantile ailments."
Dr. H. P. Merrill, < Augusta, Me., says: "Castoria is one of the very
finest and most remarkable remedies for Infants and children. In my
opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can
furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to Its efficiency
and merits."
Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During the last twelva
years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best
— _ preparations OÎ the kind, being safe in the hands of parents and very ef
#Â*perfecf Remedy forConsflpa- H ' ec * lve ' n relieving children's disorders, while the ease with which such
rion. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea, 9 a Pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage.'*
ää' i genuine castoria always
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How Good Food may
Turn to Poison
éÇ ECAY Is not digestion, you
1 \ know, even when it takes
J J place in the stomach.
Food decayed in the body
alter being eaten Is as dangerous to
health as food decayed before being eaten.
Food nourishes or poisons, just accord
ing to how long it remains in the Bowels
undigested.
Cascarets are the simplest and surest
safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet
discovered.
Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as
thick as your watch, which fits into the
vest pocket or lady's purse as if it grew
there.
In this round-edged Enamel Box are
found six small Candy Tablets.
One of these toothsome tablets works
wonders for digestion.
Soon as placed in the mouth it starts
the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to
work dissolving it.
The Saliva becomes blended with the
Candy Cascarct tablet, and from the
moment they start going down your
throat together they start workin g to
gether.
Now, what do they work at? Bowel
work, of course— Digestion.
Most of the Digestion occurs In the
thirty feet of Intestines that connect with
the Stomach.
They are lined wlih a set of little
mouths, that squeesc Digestive Juices
Into the Food eaten.
The Digestive Juices thus mix with
the food, Just as Saliva mixes with Cas
caret tablets, dissolving and changing
that food into n ourishment, as It passes
along the channel.
Mora Llks It. j
"Graphter is in financial straits, I
hear."
"Don't believe It I'll bet they're
financial crookeds." — Philadelphia
Ledger.
Mothers will find Mr«. Wlnslow's Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children
during th« teething p.rlod.
Served It on Her, Anyway.
Mistress (indisposed)—What is it you
wish to say to m«, Bridget? I am too ill
to sit up.
Domestic™Well, mum, y« can take no
tic« widout sittin' up. I lave ye ciit
Sath'rday, mum.
• The Intestines are also lined with mil
lions of little suction pumps, that draw
the Nutriment from Food, as it passes
them in going through.
This Nutriment Is then carried Into the
Blood, and spread over the Body as
Brain, Bone and Brawn.
But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak,
the Food moves too slowly to stimulate
the little Gastric Mouths and there Is no
flow, or too little flow of Digestive Juice,
to change the food into nourishment.
Then, the food decays in the Bowels,
and In the thirty feet of Intestines.
When this Dec ay begins the little suc
tion pumps draw Poison from the decayed
Food, Into the blood, Instead of the Nutrl
tlon it should have drawn.
Now, Cascarets contain the only com
bination of drugs that Stimulates these
M uscles of the Bowels and Intestines Just
as a Cold Bath, or open-air Exercise,
stimulates a Lazy Man.
Cascarets therefore act like Ex ercis e.
They produce the same sort of Natural
result that a Six Mile walk in the country
would produce, without any Injurious
Chemical effect.
The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box Is sold
by all Druggists, at Ten Cents.
Be sure you get the genuine, made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and
never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped
"CCC."
VT fRtC TO OUR FRICNDSl
We want to send to ear friends a beautiful
French-destined. GOLD PLATED BONBON BOX.
hard-enameled in colors. It Is a beaoty tor :the
dressing table. Ten cents in stamps is asked as a
measure of *
with which'
Send to-day,
S ter lies Remedy Company. Chicago or Hew York
Baron TakakI says four-fifths of th*
Japanese boys are now studying E3n>
gllsh, and that It will soon become the
language of Japan, and later of tb*
world.
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be a spectator at one of my own per
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