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PERUNA PRAISED.
MRS. ESTHER M. MILNER.
Box 821, DeGraff, Ohia.
Dr. 8. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio.
D*ar Sir '
I was a terrible sufferer from pelvic
weakness and baa headache continuously.
I was not able to dj my housework for
myself and husbsnd.
I wrote ycu and described my condi
tion rb nearly as possible. You recom
mended Peruna. I took four bottles of
it and was completely cured. I think
Peruna a wonderful medicine and have
recommended it to my friends with the
▼ery best of results. Esther M. Milner.
Vtry ft w of the great multitude of
women who have been relieved of some
pelvic disease or weakness by Peruna
ever consent to give • testimonial to be
read by the public. '
There are, however, a few courage
ous, self sacrificing women who will for
the sake of tbeir suffering sisters allow
their cures to be published.
Mrs. Milner is one of these. In her
gratitude for her restoration to health
she is willing that
the women of the
whole world should
know it. A chronic
invalid brought back to health is no
small matter. Words are inadequate
to express complete gratitude.
A GRATEFUL
LITTER TO
DR. HARTMAN
Like a Unn.
"I want to get an alarm clock," said
the customer.
"Here's one of silver plate for $10,"
■aid the clerk.
"Too high."
"Well, here's one made of nickel for
»6."
"Too high yet"
"Here's one made of gun metal for
|2."
"Gun metnl? That sounds all right.
I want It for my 12-year-old boy, and
If It sounds anything like a gun when
It goes off in the morning I guess It's
what I want."—Yonkers Statesman.
After a Fashion.
"I presume," said his old friend, "now
that you have a young man as an assist
ant pastor, you divide th* parish work
with him."
"Yes," answered the elderly preacher,
scratching his chin reflectively-. "I sup
pose you could call It that. He does the
marrying, and I do the burying."
Innovation tn England.
Patrice—I see the vlcar of Thames
Ditton, England, makes the announce
ment that he will reserve special seats
for those in boating costume In the
parish church on Sunday morning In
the southwest gallery.
Patrick—Hope he won't forget to
provide for those In bathing costume
who happen In, and that he will put
'em where their costumes won't get
wet.—Yonkers Statesman.
Balked.
"Doctor," asked the caller with the bad
ly inflamed eye, "what will it cost to tak*
this grain of sand out of my eye?"
"I shall probably have to charge you
$5 for the operation," said the eminent
oculist.
"I can carry it cheaper than that," re
joined the other, turning on his heel and
walking out.
Thus, owing to the greed of both pair
ties, another prospective deal in real as
tute cam* to nanvht.— Phlr-aro TVIhnna.
•
Salvation and Railroad Ratea.
A writer In Harper's Weekly quotes
an nmustng story attributed to Dr. nice
of Springfield, apropos of the recent
meeting of railroad men and their law
yers to find out what the new rate law
really means. Dr. Rice, it seems, used
to tell of a young Methodist who went
forth from Wllbraham Academy to
preach his trial sermon.
"What was your text?" he was asked
when be came back.
"How shall fe escape If ye neglect
•o great a salvation?"
"A good text—how did you handle
itr
"First, I showed 'em how great this
salvation Is, then I showed 'em how tq
•scape If they neglected it."
Overconfldenoe.
"Buggies, can you do a little figuring
tor me? I want to win a bet. Is youi
order?"
I'v«
fountain pen in working order?"
"Yes."
"You needn't do It, Ruggles.
lost."
• One Kind.
Teacher—Miss Badger, what do you
Widerstand by "the privileged classes?"
Coed—The botany classes. They can
go out In the woods once in a while.
Undoubtedly.
Marks—They say that crape on the
door is unlucky. Do you believe it?
Barks—It certainly Is—if you are
the subject of the decoration.
Theee Degenerate Dare.
Watts—By the way, what Is "tétanos"
derived from?
O'Proudly—Immatur* patriotism, neat
ly.—Chicago Tribune.
Ipopui
©nee
It was long ago discovered that the
natural color of pure water is blue and i
jnot white. The green and yellow tints 1
I found In water are due to extraneous
substances.
Tremendous quantities of coal will
be required to run the turbine liner
Lusitania'a englues. The ship's Indi
cated horse power Is 65,000, which will
mean a consumption of not less than
435 tons of steam each hour and a
corresponding consumption of fifty tons
of coal in the same time. This would
work out a total of 1,200 tons of coal a
day. ,
For an artificial rubber a German
authority recommends mixing an In
fusion of Carragheen moss with starch,
and drying ou a slightly oiled metal
plate. When the transparent sheet pro
duced Is broken up, It softens In cold
water, and on subsequent beating It
forms a thick gummy substance, which
may be used for thickening paint or
for many of the purposes of rubber.
The asteroids or minor planets, of
which nearly 600 have been recorded
since the beginning of the nineteenth
century, have been supposed to form a
ring In the space between the orbits of
Mars and Jupiter. One discovered on
Feb. 22 of this year, however, has a
unique Interest in having been proven
to be beyond Jupiter, Its mean dis
tance from the sun being 5.25 to Jupi
ter's 6.20, while Its aphelion distance
—6.151—exceeds that of Jupiter by
nearly the earth's distance from the
sun.
All substances, even eggs, are poison
ous when they are Injected In certain
quantities Into the circulatory system
of an animal. A French Investigator
has taken the powdered yolk of a
duck's egg, treated It with a 20 per cent
solution of salt and Injected it Into the
veins of an animal until it died. Iu
order to kill a rabbit fifty-five grains
of the substance were required for each
pound of the rabbit's weight. The
yolk of a hen's egg Is less poisonous,
but that of a turtle more so, than that
of a duck. The albumen of eggs Is
also poisonous.
In Germany some Interesting experi
ments have recently been made In the
protection of orchard trees against
night frosts by means of fumigation.
A part of an orchard In bloom was
thus successfully guarded against an
April frost by the dense smoke of
naptbalene. But the experiment was
very expensive, 50 kilograms of naptb
alene being consumed by seven fiâmes
in one hour. Later a new preparation
of chemicals was tried, producing
comparatively large volume of smoke
with the expenditure of only 2 kilo
grams of the material per hour.» These
trials are under the direction of i
experimental gardening association.
DIETS AND THE DOCTORS.
Scarcely an
Article of Food that Is
Not Condemned,
What with the vegetarians who eat
no meat and the rheumatic mitYrtrs
who eat no fruit and the gou'.y wto
tak«; no nitrogen if they know it end
the dyspeptics who eat only IcoJiess
foods, lite stands to lose one >f its < li'ef
joys, a square meal, says the Midhal
Journal. And It is not quite true tl at
Instinct rises superior to theory aud
that after all people eat what is good
for them. Readers and thinkers are
deeply Influenced by chemical symtcls
and It Is not rare for a pallid dyspep
tic of therculosls tendencies to endeavor
to practice the economies of metabolism
Ingeniously set forth by some of the
physiological chemists. It Is high time
somebody raised a voice In protest, for
surely no people stand In so little need
of this counsel as do ours. Our hus
tling population requires a good deal of
nutriment and Is suffering from lack
rather than repletion.
A h a race posslbjy we have not lived
long enough In America to be thorough
ly acclimated. • • • We speak of
the effete populations of Europe, but
no one who has seen them would ever
call the European peoples effete, tmd
tlw Impression Is Ineffaceable that what
w» need here Is better cooked 'ood and
mort- of It, rather than the diet of feds
that now captivate our nervous coun
try men. It would certainly be dlUljult
to construct any scheme of diet
which the profession would agree.
There Is scarcely an article but finds
condemnation somewhere among us.
Tbo banana, dear to childhood, is de
nounced by the peedlatrlst as uuwnole
some, though whole populations live
upon It; while no printed diet list
would include pork and bacon, wbich
Dr. Woods Hutchinson insists are the
keystones of our national greatness.
Even In the dietetics of disease—this
rather than health being our cbo<cn
realm—utter confusion and disagree
I.
mfnt reign. Chemical formulas of hor
rifylng elaboration lead one to condemn
red meat In gout, another to pronounce
It a nutriment readily assimilable and
easily disposed of. And the quarrels
over foodstuffs permissible to the rheu
matic are equaled only by those over
enrbohydrates In grave diabetes. It
a crying need of the time that the pro
feralon reaches a consensus of convlc
I tlon and teachings on the basic facts of
nutrition in health and disease before
I ttey attack the more venial superstl
Hons and absurdities of » '
much bes«t
Hons and absurdities of » '
much bes«t
laity. First of all, brethren, shall wo
not cast out the beam that is In our
own eye?
What has become of all the old-fash
loned warts? Who has them? Have
you got anyl
There Was an Old Woman, Eté. |
A stout little woman on an East
Was hington street car looked around j
anxiously for seats for the children
who were with her. Two of the older
girls had babies in their anus, accord
ing to the Indianapolis Star. People
on the car did not know whether it
was an orphans' home picnic or a Sun
day school convention.
"Beg pardon, lady," said the con- ;
ductor, "but you have given me only i
eight tickets."
"Didn't know you charged for babe«
In arms," said the little woman,
s"he kept her eye on all other members
of her party.
"But there are nine without them,"
said the conductor, apologetically. Per
haps he really thought the woman had
only eight tickets.
"Stand up, children," commanded the
little womau. She was imperious in
her command, and immediately after
her order to stand up they all arose to
their feet
Counting them one by one. she pres
ently came to a little boy of about 8
years old, and, pointing her finger at
him, she said:
"Sammy, I thought you stayed at
home with the rest of the children."
She Waa.
A West End avenue man undertook
to meet his unknown girl cousin at the
station on Tuesday. He approached a
young woman In blue and asked :
"Are you Miss Blake?"
"No," said the young woman, "I am
not"
"I hope you will excuse me," he ex
plained. "I am here to meet a Miss
Blake. She Is my cousin. I have never
seen her. My sister Kate Is the only
member of our family who knows her,
and she couldn't come. She told me
would know Jennie because she Is so
pretty. 'Just pick out the prettiest girl
In the station and you'll be sure to
strike Jennie,' she said."
The young woman blushed, the young
man sighed.
"I don't know who to ask next," he
said. "There doesn't seem to be any
body else in the whole shooting match
that comes up to the description. 1
guess Jennie didn't come."
A tall girl In brown sat beside the
girl In blue. She got up and glared at
the young man. "She did," said the
girl In brown.
"Oh, Lord," said he, "are you "
"I am," said the girl in brown.
And of course nobody could expect a
girl to be friends with a man after
that—New York Sun.
Troubles of a Clnb.
"Our guide In Jerusalem, Uriel," say«
the author of "A Levantine Log-Book,"
belonged to a club, and with great
pride he took us to the club-room and
showed us about 'We are all very
pride of our club,' he explained,-'but It
bas many difficulties.'
"'What are they?'
" 'The principal difficulty,' said Uriel,
severely, 'Is that much of the members
refuse to fill the offices at the club, and
when they do fill them they refuse to
perform their performances.'
I don't understand,' said the trav
eler. 'To perform '
' 'To transact their acts,' explained
Uriel. To make their duties.'
" 'Ah, yes !' Interrupted the traveler.
'You mean, to do their doings.'
" 'Exactly,' agreed Uriel, with gratl
tude. "They refuse to do their doings.' '
Tragedy of the Deep.
Suddenly there was a wild shriek.
The passengers on the lower deck
caught a momentary glimpse of a dark
object falling swiftly from above.
They rushed to the side of the boat and
gazed in horror at a woman's hat bobbing
up and down on the rapidly receding
waves.
It was all they could see.
Where was the woman?
Up on the hurricane deck of the steam
er, bare headed, and wringing her hands
in despair.
It was her only traveling hat, and had
cost her $2.98.
Inherited.
Vincent was altogether too garrulous
In school to please bis teachers. Such
punishments as the Institution allowed
to be meted out were tried without any
apparent effect upon the boy, until at
last the bead master decided to mention
the lad's faults upon his monthly re
port
So the next report to his father had
these words :
"Vincent talks a great deal."
Back came the report by mall, duly
signed, but with this written In red
Ink under the comment :
"You ought to hear his mother."
Pale, Thin,
Nervous ?
Then your blood must be in
a very bad condition. You
certainly know what to take,
then take it —Ayer's Sarsa
parilla. If you doubt, then
consult your doctor. Weknow
what he will say about this
grand old family medicine.
Sold for over 60 years.
that dally action of the bowels la absolutely
essential to recovery. Keep your liver activa
and your bowel a regular by taking laxative
dotes of Ayer's Pilla.
A
by J. O. Ayer Oo.. Lowell. Mesa,
▲leo M a n u fact urer s ef
- . - A nmywtm.
S !/> f*0 A0UB CURE.
Uvl O CBEE8Y PBCT0BAL.
RHEUMA TiSM
ALMOST AS COMMON IN SUMMER AS IN WINTER.
While the damp, cold, changing weather of
Winter intensifies the pains and other disagreeable
r -n i i • •. . , —
sj-inptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a
winter disease exclusively. Through the long
months of Summer its wandering pains and twitch
ing nerves are felt by those in whose blood the uric
acid, which produces the disease, has accumulated.
Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en
tire system. Its primary cause results from the
failure of the eliminative organs, the Liver, Kid
neys and Bowels, to carry out of the system the
urea, or natural refuse matter. This coming in
contact with the different acids of the body forms
uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the
blood. This acid causes fermentation of the blood,
making it sour and unfit for properly nourishing
the body, and as this vital stream goes to every
nook and corner of the body, the poison is distrib
uted to all parts. The nervous system weakens
from lack of rich, pure blood, the skin becomes fe
verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion are
affected, the appetite fails and a general diseased
condition of the entire system is the result.
Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of
all diseases, with its swollen, stiff joints, throbbing
muscles and stinging nerves, but it is a formidable
and dangerous trouble.
m
Last Summer I had a severe attaok of Inflamma
tory Rheumatism in the knees, from which I was
unable to leave my room for several months. I
was treated by two doctors and also tried differ
ent kinds of liniments and medioines whloh
seemed to relieve me from pain for awhile, but at
the same time I was not any nearer getting well.
One day while reading a paper I saw an adver
tisement of S. S. S. lor Rheumatism. I deoided
to give it a trial, which I did at onoe. After I had
taken three bottles I felt a great deal better, and
I continued to take it regularly until I was en
tirely oured. I now feel better than I have fo*
years. CHAS. E. CJ1LDERSLEEVE.
613 32nd Street, Newport News, Va.
If the uric acid is allowed
to remain in the blood, aud the disease becomes chronic, chalky deposits form at the joints,
and they are rendered immovable and stiff, and the patient left a helpless cripple for life.
Every day the poison remains in the system the disease gets a firmer hold. The best time
to get rid of Rheumatism is in warm weather ; because then the blood takes on new life and
the skin is more active and can better assist in the elimination of the poisons. With the
proper remedy to force the acid out of the blood, and at the same time build up and
strengten the Liver, Kidneys, Bowels and other organs of the body, Rheumatism cau be per
manently cured. External applications relieve the pain and temporarily reduce the inflam
mation, and for this reason are desirable, but they cannot have any effect ou the disease.
The blood is poisoned and the blood must be treated before a cure can be effected.
S. S. S., a remedy made from roots, herbs and barks, is the best treatment for Rheuma
tism. It goes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, and by neutralizing the acid
and driving it out, and building up the sour blood so it can supply nourishment and strength
to every part of the body, if cures Rheumatism permanently. S. S. S. is the only safe cure
for the disease; being purely vegetable, it will not injure the system in the least, as do
those medicines which contain Potash or some other mineral ingredient. S. S. S. tones up
every part of the body by its fine tonic properties.
While cleansing the blood of all poisons it builds up the
appetite and digestion, soothes the excited nerves, re
duces all inflammation, relieves pain aud completely
cures Rheumatism in every form—Muscular, Inflamma
tory, Articular or Sciatic. If you are worried with the
nagging pains of Rheumatism, do not wait for it to be
come chronic, but begin the use of S. S. S. and purge
the blood of every particle of the poison. Write for our book on Rheumatism, and ask our
physicians for any advice you wish. We make no charge for either.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, G A.
Not Personally Concerned.
"Waiter," asked the man at the table
in the corner near the door, "what are
these biscuits made of?"
"They look, sir," said the austere, digni
fied waiter, "as if they were made of
Portland cement, but I have no positive
knowledge. I have nothing to do with
the modus operandi of the cook room.
Shall I chance them, sir?"
[ITO 8t. Vitus' Pance und all Nervous Diseases
|l I 0 permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal
Nerve Restorer. Bend for FREE 92 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. 11. H.KIIn, , Ld.,031 ArchSU,Pblla.,Pa.
Could Prove an Alibi.
Scott (with bill of fare)—Chicken
soup, s-u-p-e. How is that for spell
ing?
Mott—Supe is right The chicken
doesn't take any part in It to speak of.
Boston Transcript.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signatare
Nature*« Prophets.
The katydid had been insiitlng that
there would be frost within six weeks.
"I've no faith in your long distance
weather forecasts," said the tree toad,
"but I'm willing to bet there will be rain
inside of forty-eight hours."
Whereupon the rival weather bureau*
resumed their noisy prediction*.
How'* Thla?
We offer One Hundred Dollar* Reward fol
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. 1. CHENEY & CO., Prop*., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney lor the last 16 years, and be Here him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their firm.
W est <St T &oax, wholesale Druggists,Toledo, O.
W almng, K inn am <t M abvin, Wholesale Drug
gists. Toledo, O.
Hall'* Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price 7äc. per bottle.
. Testimonials Ire*,
are the best.
old by all Druggists.
Hall's Family Pills a
Hie Only Fear.
Hiram Powers had put the finishing
touches on his Greek slave.
"I'm satisfied with it just as it is," he
said, standing off and admiring it. "I am
no such fool as Pygmalion was."
Struck by a sudden fear, howerer, that
Anthony Comstock might be lingering
somewhere in the neighborhood, he hast
ened to throw a aheet over lt.— -Chicago
Tribune.
Bsrkahenh.
Upgardson—What Impressed you moat
during your trip abroad?
Atom—The touches I got everywhere I
went, of course.
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power fully warranted. 1125. All sizes *n<l
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Coughs, Distemper soi
Indigestion. Veterinari
ans use and recommend
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Druggists will get them. I
Price 60c at dealer, ®0c by J
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m
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If I could take you into my large
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ind Insist upon hai '
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HEN writing to advertisers pi®
mention this paper.