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CALDWELL TRIBUNE I nrra. a pub. m., lm. CALDVXLL IDAHO New York detectives found *20,000 In a mattress. It was well feathered Incidentally, It will be noticed that Alfonso XIII has put a decided crimp In the thirteen hoodoo's record. Now that the Corey-Oilman wedding la over the earm will resume Its nor mal and regular rotation upon Itn ax la. Every man hopes some day to run across doughnuts as good as the ones he UBed to steal from the pantry shelf when he was a boy. Perhaps It will please you to hear that England has erected a statute to the memory of your old friend and neighbor, John Smith. When a man Is caught In the act of picking a woman's pocket and arrested It seems perfectly safe to speak of him U an "alleged pickpocket." Berlin Is to hare a world's fair In 1913. How does It happen that Japan haa not demonstrated her progresslve ness by having a world's fair? The way some of the doctors of |he country are talking about the Incom petency of other doctors Is enough to discourage one from gettlug sick. That woman who married a burglar ■he captured In her home has probably done more to frighten burglars away from the city than all the courts have been able to do. A soldier of fortune who had fought ander eighteen different flags died a few days ago from overindulgence In dumplings. Peace hath her dangers no less terrible than war. An Insane woman who had $67 was throwing It away on a street corner the other night Why don't you ever get •round when something like this is go ing on. Instead of waiting to read about It? John L .Sullivan's definition 'of a molly-coddle Is "a feller who says 'Oh, fudge,' when he should land left or right to Jaw." Still, to men about the size and heft of John most of us would prefer to ' say "Oh, fudge." Algernon Charles Swinburne, the English poet, who has recently cele brated his 70th birthday, is writing a tragedy, with Cesare Borgia as the central figure. Evidently Mr. Swin burne's taste for cheerful subjects has not Increased with his yeara. Whatever others may think, a small boy of New Hampshire has the proper opinion of his mother. He has sent a photograph of her to the managers of a New England beauty contest, with a brief note declaring that she Is not only the most beautiful woman, but the' beat mother in the world. The conviction at Wilkesbarre of eleven undoubted members of a society known as the "Black Hand" should serve a good purpose. Too long have the members of such organizations been assured of Immunity from punish ment because of the suplneness of American police departments as long a* the crimes of violence were commit ted only upon the persons and proper ty of fellow countrymen of the perpe trators. It Is said of the late Dean Huffcutt, Governor Hughes' legal adviser, who committed suicide as a result of a ner vous breakdown from overwork, that he was one of the most brilliant men ever graduated from Cornell Universi ty. And In his comparatively brief career since hla graduation he has ful filled the bright promise of bis youth. He seems to have had one conspicuous falling, however, and that was bis in ability to appreciate the Importance of occasional rest and recreation from ex acting intellectual pursuits. It is said of him that he never took a vacation. They reckon 111 who count on Mother Nature's carelessness as a bookkeeper. Antiquities have to give way to the needs of the present. The Egyptian Council of ministers has approved the plan for raising the Assouan dam across the Nile, a change that will Increase by two and a half times the amount of water that can be stored In the irri gation reservoir. The raising of the dam will remit In the submerging of the Island of Phlltea and the flooding of the ruina of the temples. The Isl and Itself Is a small granite rock about • thousand feet long and 600 feet wide. It was the scene of the worship of the goddess Isis. Many pilgrims from va rious parts of the aadeut world vis Ited the shrine when the religion of . Isis was most widely spread. The worshipers of other gods built temples near that of Isis, so that there ap peared on the small Island a splendid collection of examples of the best arch itecture of the various periods in which they were erected. The enlarged dam will make possible an annual Increase of the cotton crop of Egypt amounting to between eighteen and twenty million dollars In value. Four boys left their homes sudden ly and clandestinely, with the avowed purpose of seeking their fortunes In Kerada. They did not let their par puts know tboir destination until two days after their disappearance, ?'»:• fear they would be recalled. It is presum ed that by this time tbey are tasting the first fruits of liberty. We wish them well. It Is highly proper for old-. er and wiser heads to wag dolefully i and predict all sorts of "bad ends" for boys who run away from home, but what man Is there of full stature who cag blame them? We all know what the boyish wanderlust is and how It gets Into the blood at the springtime of year. Many staid old codgers even to-day look about at the trees and the meadows and feel the call of the wild, and long for the exultation of the open places. And many and many more staid old codgers remember in a mist of sweet memories times when they themselves started to "run away" and seek their fortunes In the big wide world. A little more misty and a little more sweet Is the memory of those fu tile enterprises which left the dirty and penitent boy on his knees with his head in his mother's lap sobbing for the very Joy of being home again. We all know the wanderlust of boy hood. It Is a very natural and a very commendable emotion, for it indicates spirit and enterprise and ambition to Jo great things alone and unafraid. We have all felt the wanderlust in ma turer years that called us out Into life, sometimes alone and sometimes In the companionship of a loyal friend who shared our timorous adventures. And how many are there of gray-haired old men in the world to-day who would not feel that the price of the long strug gle was not too dear If they could only return again along the weary years to sob for Joy at being In the old home and penitent at a mother's knee. Those boyB are all right. They do not now realize the aching hearts they have left behind, but the heritage of liberty Is their* and they are off to the fish ing pools, the swimming holes, seeking whatever adventures may lie In their paths. Mark Twain understood the wanderlust when he told us about Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. It is boyish nature. If all goes well, those boys will be back again not a bit the worse for their premature contact with the world of selfishness and hunger. But under whatever skies they wander we sigh for their opportunities. We, old er grown, still know the fascinations of the wanderlust ££ Rinning in the Bar«. The buzzing, ringing or whistling in the ears—tinnitus, with the accent on the second sylluble, It is called—is often a most distressing and nerve racking condition. The occasional temporary buzzing that one often has us an accompani ment of the latter stages of a cold in the head is disagreeable enough, but not Intolerable ; but when this noise goes on hour after hour, day after day, week after week, without a mo ment's cessation, it grows maddening. It Is the last thing that is heard before going to sleep, the first thing on wak ing in the morning, and when a mo ment's consciousness comes In the mid dle of the night, there Is that same sound—a ringing of brazen bells, It may be, or a tinkling, or the slow breathing of a, locomotive at rest, or the shriller sizzle of escaping steam, or a continuous hum, now a bass, uow a treble, but always and forever a hum without a second's intermission. Tinnitus is probably always due to some disturbance of the nervous mechanism of the ear, and In the ma jority of Instances is associated with deafness. It may be due to the action of certain drugs, such as quiulne, but then of course it Is only temporary. Sometimes it occurs only when one Is lying down ; the cause of this may be that a faint but constant ringing be comes audible only when everything Is still ; or It may be due to slight con gestion, the blood flowlug to the head more readily and in greater volume then than when one sits or stands. The most common form of head noises is that associated with chronic catarrh, lu these cases the disease of the mucous membrane passes from the throat t brough the Eustachian tube Into the drum of the ear, causing deafness and tinnitus. The two go to .. . . .. , . , — ,| gether, but the noises, being more evl- I dent to the sufferer, arc usually com plalned of i^fore the hearing falls. I The treatment of head noises Is often' most difficult and not Infrequently baffles the skill of the most ex^rlenc ed aurists. The first and most lmj>or ... . . , . * 1 tant thing is to. determine .what pro duces the ringing in the ears. If the i cause can be found and removed, as ' when it is due to an- a.ceumuiation of wax In the ear, well and good; hut if It occurs with deafness due to Incura ble changes In the ear Itself, the pros pect of complete relief is less eneour aging. But even intractable cases sometime« cured by persistent and in telltgent treatment Of course this treatment must be carried out under the care of a skillful physician 'or there is nothing more foolish than smateur treatment of ear disease*. > Youth's Companion. " t It's tough even on the six-footer wheh he has one foot In the gravtk ' V ^ - Opinions of Great Papers on Emportant Subjects. 4, THE AKT OF CONVERSATION. O people so greatly change? Is sprightly con versation a lost art? Was there a time when everyone in society was gifted ver bally? One of the chapters of the revised edition of "Manners and Social Usages" is devoted to "Society's Small-talk," and con tains the observation that while there are persons who gain a reputation of being most agreeable people, because they talk sympathetically to anyone with whom they are brought into Juxtaposition at a dinner or other social function, "there are others, deficient in this gift who can only say -Really,' 'Indeed' and 'Oh' people," the writer aflirms, "are the despair of the dinner-giver." But these people do not constitute a new species. Lord Edward Bulwer-Lytton, In one of his essays, more than half a century ago, complained that "Humming, hawing and drawling are the three graces of our conversation." To prepare for talking, one must begin thinking. A man or a woman who is interested in people, In events or In books, should have no difficulty in finding subjects of conversation or in making observations likely to be weil received. The best talkers naturally, are people of cul ture, but. culture may be acquired out of college as well as In. The days of the French salons are gone never to return. The habitues of the salons were men and'women picked for their brilliancy of mind and speech, or for some other trait that made them Interesting in society. But not all of them were equally gifted, some of them were better listeners than talkers. There is a refuge for the Individual addicted to society, but without hope of succeeding as a talker—let him lis ten sympathetically to others who talk, and he will not lack appreciation.—Milwaukee Wisconsin. T PLAIN SENSE FOB AUTOMOBIL IS TS. HR automobile is not going to be regulated by i>ersecntlon. It has come to stay. It may be largely used for pleasure Just now, but Its practical value is manifest and In sures Its permanence. When a business man can cover twenty to thirty miles In an hour or two and do In that time work that it would take him a day to do with a horse and buggy, It is Just as idle to attempt to suppress that advantage by legislation as to attempt to suppress the Introduction of railways or any other labor-saving device. The more reasonable the law—and by that we do not mean the more lenient, but the greater the liberty allowed consist ent with the rights of the rest of the community—the more satisfactory will be the results to the non-automo biling portion of the community. An excessively high speed ought not to be tolerated where it endangers any one but the occupants of the automobile; but what consti tutes a high speed ought not to be measured by the per formance of some broken-down cart horse. On the other hand any automobiiist who habitually and unnecessarily puts In Jeopardy the lives of others, who runs at high speed over narrow roads where the shying of a startled horse may cause an upset, who dashes through crowded thoroughfares or past cross streets where the approach of another vehicle is ob scured, ought not only to be dealt wltb by the courts much more severely than is customary, but to be made to feel that he Is an outlaw among representative auto lnobillsts. An enlightened selfishness dictates such a course no matter how disagreeable| it may be; for the conduct of those automoblllsts who do offend Is so out rageous and so Inexcusable that unless It is clearly dem INDIAN GIRL'S "COMING OUT "In the early part of one September, I announced among the Apaches that my daughter, Eva, having attained wo manhood, should put away childish things and assume her station as a young lady," says Geronimo, the fa mous old war chief of the Apaches, in the story of his life. At a dance of the tribe she would make her debut, and theu, or thereafter. It would be proper for a warrior to seek her hand In mar riage. Accordingly Invitations were issued to all Apaches and many Comanches and Kiowas to assemble for a grand dance on the green by the south bank of Medicine Creek, near the village of Nalche, former chief of the Chokonen Apaches, on the first night of the full moon In September. The festivities were to continue for two days and nights. Nothing was omitted in the preparations that would contribute to the enjoyment of the guests or the per fection of the observance of the relig ious rites. To make ready for the dancing, the gras-s ou a large circular space was closely cut. When the night came the singing was led by Chief Nalche; and Geronimo, assisted by his medicine men, directed the dance. First Eva advanced from among the women and danced once women ana uancea once round the _ ,. , " . 1°? "' accompanied by an ^ ad ' T t ", ^ , fT ! the , ^ xt t ' me Btie tln<1 flr ' ™ , e# r ? U " . ca>np fire. This ceremony lasted about an i lour xt ' medicine men entered, Kt '." )pe f to walst ' their bodies U fantastically, and danced the T"* 1 f*""* They were f ° IIowed " daucCT * who amused the aud ' ''"I!! Kr, a v " ire'JVV " iembors of the tribe Join f? bmda "" daneCd ln 8 clrcle rouna f T"'. ? ( ° T * * ^, A " the ""T ' of „ he , trlbe were to toke !" U " 8 Ja "?' "" d whe , n 11 was end , ,H <*,**• old P«»Ple retired 'T™ ^ ^ gan " , The warriors stood. In the middle of The warrior, a* the circle, and the ladles, two and two, danced'forward" and designated some warrior to dance with them. The dune Ing was back and forth on a line from the center to the outer edge of the cir cle. The warrior faced the two ladies, and when they danced forward to the center he danced backward ; when they danced backward to the outer edge he followed, facing them. This lasted two or three hours, and then the music changed. Immediate ly the warriors assembled again in the center of the circle, and this time each woman selected a warrior as a part ner. The manner of dancing was as before, only two instead of three danced together. During this dnnce, which continued until daylight, the warrior, If dancing with a maiden, could propose mar riage; and If the maiden agreed, he would consult her father soon after ward and make a bargain for her. Upon all such occasions as this, when a dance is finished, each war rior gives a present to the lady who selected him for a partner and danced with him. If she is satisfied with the present, he «ays good-by. If not, the matter is referred to some medicine man or chief, who determines the ques tion of what is a proper gift For a married woman the value of the pres ent should be two or three dollars ; for a maiden the present should have a value of not less than five dollars. Often, however, the maiden receives a very valuable present During this "lovers' dance" the med icine men mingle with the dancers and keep off the "evil spirit*. " WIVES WHO LIVE IN FEAR. t Their Huabatnda Are Engineers They Are Always Uneasy. When railroad wrecks occur the fire man may Jump, but the engineer. If he Is faithful to his trust, must stay by the throttle. To do this means death Inmauy cases. Xo one knows this better than the engineer's wife. The engine men say that they become Indifferent to danger and lose all dread of acci dents # and death. Their wives h seems, are the ones who live most U fear. Engineers' wives are not happy—if they love their husbands. Many of them will admit that a shadow rests on their lives if you ask them in con fidcnce. Their husbands, perhaps, do not know It "1 do not care to make my husband miserable, what little time he Is at home, complaining of his profession," said W engineer's wife. "1 never knew onstrated that automoblllsts as a class will not protect the offenders the demand for restrictive legislation will become even more general than it has been. The autist needs to exercise common sense as well aB the authori ties.—St Paul Pioneer Press. E THE COST OF WAR VERY century lives are wasted In war at the rate of 20,000,000 In Europe alone—an average of 200,000 every year. Two and a half million men fell on European battle fields during the first half of last century alone; and this slaughter cost Europe the colossal sum of $(1,850,000,000. Each victim cost $2,600 to kill. In the Boer war each Boer killed cost England $25,000. The dally expense of the Russo-Japanese war amounted to more than $1,000,000 every day on the Japanese side; while the Russians had to foot a bill for $2,500,000 every day—and this for a period of eighteen months! Now try to figure out what this war cost Russia and Japan. To the uctual cost of carrying on war must be added the expense of preparation. The greater European na tions every year spend many hundreds of millions of dol lars each, preparing for war. It costs $5,000,000 to build a modern battleship. A hundred-ton cannon costs $75, 000 a single discharge of these monsters burns up $1.500, and they can be discharged only a few hundred times, then they are worn out. Is this not an insane waste of both human lives and money? Why do nations go to war, anyway? Because of Jealousy, mostly. The great commercial nations, es pecially, are mutually distrustful, always afraid that the other will gain greater wealth and territory. Japan is looking with Jealousy upon America, since we have ter ritory (the Philippines) near Its doors. England is Jeal ous of Russia. Germany and France are always ready to fight should one or the other extend its Influence In Africa.—Illustrated Home Journal. H ntTvéTl THOUSANDS FIGHT AND TRIUMPH. ARDLY a day passes that the newspapers of this city do not report one or more sui cides or attempts at suicide. In the vast majority of cases "despondency" la given as the cause. That one word eloquently sums up the story But all the despondency that triumph» in this way over the weakness of the few is Infinitesimal compared with that which is dominated and beat down by brave hearts every day of the year. Those who want to take their own lives have no monopoly of thla feeling. Thousands and thousands of men feel It come over them at times. The causes of it are infinite. But they do not yield to it because they canot afford to. The husband with a wife and children to provide for bravely puts it aside for their sake and his own. The woman whose life is often a mere mechanical routine fights it down that those whom she loves may not be Infected with her cheerlessness. These are the silent wars of which we do not read in the newspapers, but In which men and women reach the supreme heights of heroism. The other kind of war has more of noise and pageant and music. But In real grandeur it cannot compare with the victory of a single human soul over the weakness that leads tp despon dency or the despondency that ends in death.—Chicago Examiner. of an engineer quitting the business for his wife or anyone else but once. I heard of a man who gave up the road at the solicitation of his sweetheart But after they had been married a few years he went back and was killed ln a wreck." "My husband has been an engineer on a fast mall train for nearly thirty years," said a woman with an unhap py face. "I have found that being an engineer's wife Is kind of semi-widow hood. The only time that I am abso lutely sure that I am not a widow is the two or three days out of each week that my husband is at home. "When we were first married he ran a switch engine in the yards and was at home every day. There wasn't so much danger of accidents In that I hoped that he would always run one of these busy little engines with a headlight on both ends. "But my husband was ambitious like other engineers. He was not satisfied with work in the yards. I shall never forget the day that he came home and told that he had been promoted to the road. He seemed very much pleased. I hid my feelings and made an effort to share his pleasure with him. He ran a freight engine for a few years. I Then he was advanced to a fast pas senger engine." The woman stopped talking for a mo ment and looked at the clock. "It's 3 o'clock now ; let's see. He la near the town of L now. A few miles this side of the place Is a bridge across a river. I am always afraid of that bridge during high water." She said that she had learned her husband's schedule by heart Every hour of the day she knowB Just where his train should be at that time. Bh« has been over bis run many times and knows the location of every bridge, every high embankment and every dan gerous curve. "The life of an engineer's wife 1« mode up of many sad farewells. Bach time that I see my husband leave It Is with the thought that thla may be his last trip. I believe th»t I owe my gray hairs to those hundreds of time« that I have had to aay good-by." —Kan sas City Star. A man never cares a great deal for the pictures taken of him when he was a baby. A faahlon hint Is about the only kind some women will I PROFESSIONAL CARDS E. BORAH ATTORNEY-AT-LAW General law practice. Office, Pioneer build ing. BOISE, IDAHO. ÇRIÏTITHS A GRIFFITHS ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW Real eitate. stocka bond« and securities ne gotiated. Office ln Odd Fellow building. CALDWELL. IDAHO. JOHN C. RICK 1. M. 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