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All Humors
Are impure matters which the sfcln, liver,
kidneys and other organs cannot take care
y** wittoit help.
PIntfftsa, boils, eczema and other érup
tions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling,
bilious turns, Bts of indigestion, dull head
aches and many other troubles are due to
them. They are removed by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or in chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $1
■v *«t.
"P take your medicine !"
"IVaa Uncle Sam that spoke it.
And now the tobacco trust will please
Put that in it« pipe an( j gmok, |t_
Mothers will find Mrs. Wln«low*s 8oothli»i
•yrup the b* - s t reinedr to use for their children
during the teething period.
Choice of Terms.
"Il Mr. Bliggins a good golf player?'
"No," answered Miss Cheyenne.
happened to be sufficiently near to hear
his language when he made a bad stroke.
He may be an expert player, but he is
■ot a good one."—Washington Star.
CITO 8*. Viturf Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
II 10 permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Great
Nerre Restorer. Send for FREE |2 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. R. ILKliae, LdL, Ml Arch ÖL, Phlla.,Pa.
Privllfged.
Japan was asked if it considered th<
praaance of American craft in the PacifU
objectionable.
"Not altogether," it responded, pleaa
antly ; "we accord you freedom to run ail
tha boats necessary between San Fran
zi» and Oakland.'
With a grateful heart Uncle Sam real
ised that the threatened trouble waa not
to eventuate.—Philadelphia edger.
Habitual
Constipation
May be permanently overcome by proper
personal efforts with the assistance
of the ong truly benejicujl laxative
remedy, Syrup of Figs and. Qulr ojSenna,
which enables one to form regular
habits daily so that assistance to na
ti 1 " »• 1 *
reeju
nature and not to supplant the natur
al functions, which must depend ulti
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts, and right living generally.
To get its beneficial ejects, alv»«ys
buy the genuine
%rup?Figs^Oixir , fSennQ
L manufactured oy the
C alifornia
F io S yrup C o. only
SOLQ BY ALL LEADI NC DRUGC4STS
one size only, regular price 50^ pw Bottle.
IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON
The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap
ple Orchards are paying $500 to flfSOfl
p«r acre this year. Cascade Orchards,
one mile from Leavenworth, is now on
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Quality la oar motto. We eduoate for success
and send each student to a position when oom
patent-—many more calls for help than we sea
meat. Individual Instruction insures rapid pro*,
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taught: also rapid ealoulatlona, correspond««,
ainiasi | I«I law,. office work, eta. Chartler la
our ahorthand—eeay, rapid, legible. Beautiful
aataleaue, business forms and penmanship free.
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The well known reliable
CHINESE
Boot and Herb
DOCTOR
Has made a life stud
root« and her»»«, and In
c'Äda™
fui remedies.
that
and la flv
hia wonder«
No Marairy. Poisons or Drogs Used-He Cure!
-
t Opération, or Without tha Aid of a Knits
Liver. Kidney TrouhlM.alao Loat Manhood,
foaknew and All Private Dlaeeaee.
"X SURE CANCER CURE
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CONSULTATION PRBB
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Flsaas M ant loa This Paper.
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Ne. 40—#7
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3Fauorltcs
l.ocblnvar.
Oh, young Lochinvar la come out of the
west,
Through all the wide Border hia steed
waa the beat.
And aave hia good broadsword he weapons
had none ;
He rode all unarmed, and lie rode all
alone.
So faithful in love, and ao dauntless In
war—
There never waa a knight like the young
Lochinvar.
He stayed not for brake, and he atopped
not for atone,
Se awam the Eake river where ford there
was none ;
But, ere he alighted at Netherby gate.
The bride had consented I—the gallant
came lata 1
For a laggard in love, and a dastard in
war,
Waa to wed the fair Ellen of brave
Lochinvar.
So boldly he entered the Netherby Hall,
'Mong brideamen and kinamen, and broth
ers and all ;
Then spoke the brlde'a father, hia hand
on his sword
(For the poor craven bridegroom said
never a word),
"Oh, come ye in peace here, or come ye
in war?—
Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
Lochinvar Î"
I long wooed your daughter; my eult
you denied ;—
Love swells like the Sol way, but ebbe like
its tide—
And now I am come, with this lost love
of mine «
To lead but one measure, drink one cup
of wine.
There are maidens In Scotland more love
ly by far
That would gladly be bride to the young
Lochinvar."
The bride klsaed the goblet, the knight
took It up,
He quaffed off the wine, and he threw
down the cup,
She looked down to blush, and she looked
up to Mgh,
With a smile on her lips and a tear In
her eye.
He took her soft hand, ere her mother
could bar.
Now tread we a meaaure I" said young
Lochinvar.
So stately hia form, and ao loveljr her
face.
That never a hall auch a gaillard did
grace ;
While her mother did fret, and her father
did fume,
And the bridegroom stood dangling hia
bonnet and plume.
And the brlde-maldena whiapered,
" Twere better by far
To have matched our fair cousin with
young Lochinvar."
One touch to her hand, and one word in
her ear,
When they reached the hall door, and the
charger atood near ;
So light to the croup the fair lady he
awung
Bo light to the aaddie before her he
sprung !
"She la won ! We are gone, over bank,
buah, and acaur;
They'll have fleet ateeda that follow,
quoth young Lochinvar.
There waa mounting 'mong Graemes of
the Netherby clan;
Foratera, Fenwlcka, and Muagravee, they
rode and they ran ;
There was racing and chasing, on Can
noble Lee,
Bat the lost bride of Netherby ne'er did
they see.
Bo daring In love, and so dauntlesa in
war,
Have ye e'er heard of gallant like young
Lochinvar?
—Sir Walter Scott
Lady ss< Coaiaolor,
"Give me a transfer, conductor,
said a mild-looking woman on a Madl
son avenue car.
"Why didn't you a«k for It beforeT'
growled the conductor.
"I forgot to."
"And now you want me to forget the
rule« of the company and give you
one?"
"Ain't he freabî" commented a young
girl who was wearing one of those
wide -brimmed hata which begin on the
spex of the pompadour and end eome
where near the small of the back.
"They're all fresh and nobody says
anything to them. But I heard a lady
the other day giving a conductor rata.
She called him everything she could
think of, and she kept It up for half
an hour. I was glad to hear her, for
ladles don't often tell a conductor Juat
what he is. Some of them don't have
the language. But this lady had it all
right Pa's a longshoreman, but I never
heard him do better."—Chicago inter
Ocean.
Jsit Talle.
"Tes," said Dr. Youngman, "I've got
my degree of M. D. now, but I'm no
wealthier. All I've got la my title. '
"Well," replied Joakley, "all young
doctors get their title* by degrees, but
they must have patients before they be
' come wealthy."—Philadelphia Ledger.
j
The Mastertnl NsfStlTS,
"In order to develop stability a man
must learn to say *no,' " said the mor
alist
«Tes," answered Senator Sorghum.
i"Espeolslly when some one hints that
he ought to resign."—Washington Star.
The average to>wn is never as uaaat
lafactory as when providing entertain
ment for s loafer.
Better tnake excuses than throw tbe
Hame on someone else.
Does Your
Heart Beat
Yes. 100,000 times each day.
Does it send out good blood
or bad blood? You know, for
good blood is good health ;
bad blood, bad health. Apd
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood — Ayer's
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
A
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Also manufacturera of
f HAIR VIGOR.
AOl'E CURE.
CHERRY PECTORAL
vers
Ready for Him.
Last summer a well-known professor
with his family went to a small sea
side resort on the New Jersey coast
and boarded with a farmer. This year
he wrote to the farmer, and In his let
ter he said : "There are several mat
ters I should like changed if I board
at your house again. We do not like
your servant Jane and we think a pig
sty so near the house is not sanitary.
The farmer replied, "Jane is went
and we ain't had no hogs since you
went last August"
Haw to Make a Fnrnltsre Polls*.
To make a furniture polish use one
ounce of brown beeswax, one-half
ounce of white wax, one-half ounce of
castlle soap, one-half pint of turpentine
and one-half pint of water. Shred the
brown and white wax into a Jar (a
two pound jam Jar will do), add the
turpentine and let It stand on the stove
until dissolved. Shred the soap and
let It boll in the water until quite dis
solved. Allow to cool, then pour Into
the Jar and stirr all the Ingredients to
gether. When cold, it will be a thick
cream and must be kept air tight For
old furniture this produces a deep,
glowing polish quite different from any
other, and It does not finger mark.
Shske Into Your Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease. A powder. It makes tight
or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure rot
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet.
Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial pack
age mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
LeKoy, New York.
Facts About Cafes.
Coffee originally came from the is
land of Mocha, when in the year 1616
coffee trees were transported to Hol
land. This article of diet was first
scientifically cultivated at Surinam by
the Dutch in 1718. Though coffee was
not known either to tbe Greeks or Ro
mans, it was used as a beverage by the
Persians in early times. The first cof
fee bouse of which there is any record
was opened in Constantinople in 1511,
and coffee was first brought to France
In 1662 by Thevenet, the famous trav
eler.
Its Outer Afprsssk.
"The way to a man's haart la through
hia stomach."
"Yes, my dear, but his teeth have some
thing to do with it. A girl friand of mint '
once loat a promialng young man by giv- j
ing him a cut of cherry pla of her owa
making. She had left tha seeds In it,"
The Dear Frleads.
Gladys—When are you going to fore
close on Gerald?
Esmeralda—To foreclose? What do
you mean?
Gladys—I saw you sitting In the con
servatory last night, and you seemed to
have a lean on him.—Chicago Tribune.
A Canine Secret.
"You can always tell the people who
are unhappy- from the look of their
faces," said the tired woman, "but if
you look out Into the court of a morn
ing you never can tell which dog it is
that has cried all night and kept you
awake."—New York Tress.
Fosatble Explanation.
Traveler—Why is It that Manila, under
American occupation, Is cleaner and more. '
U „ I —_ il, nn n r. al «mis imarioan
wholesome than many of your American
cltiea—New York, for example?
Native—Uncle Sam has thoroughly as
similated Manila. Ha hasn't assimilated
New York yet.
Soose Good la It.
"Gracious," exclaimed the first coun
try boarder, "see how muddy that
water is the cows are drinking. Why,
it is postlvely thick."
"Yes," replied the other, "perhaps
the milk won't be so thin for a coupla
of days now."—Philadelphia Press.
Mica Axle Grease
lengthens the life of tbe
wagon—saves horse
power, time' and tem
per. Best lubricant in
the world—contains
powdered mica
which
'forms
a smooth,
hard coating on axle, and
reduces friction.
If you want your outfit
to last and earn money
while it lasts—grease
the axles with Mica
Axle Grease. *
STANOARB OIL CONPMT i
the BOOMERANG.
of the Most Peculiar Weapons
of War Kier Invented.
The boomerang Is au instrument used
both in war and in the chase by the
aborigines of Australia. It is usually
about two feet iti leugth, made of hard
wood bent into a curve resembling an
obtuse angle. Hat ou one side ami
rounded on the other. The method of
using this curious weapon Is very pe
culiar. The thrower takes It In one
hand, holding the bent aide dowuwird.
and hurls it forward as If to hit some
object twenty or twenty-five yards In
advance. Instead of continuing to go
directly forward In accordance with
the Newtonian law it slowly ascends
In the air, whirling rouud and round,
describing a beautiful and geometrical
curved line til! It reaches a considera
ble height, when It begins to retro
grade, finally sweeping over the head
of tbe pn^ector, striking the object for
which it was Intended, which is al
ways in the rear.
An English officer has this to say of
the singular weapon: "±he boomerang
Is one of the most curious weapons of
war ever Invented, at least by a bar
barous people, nor Is it easy to compre
hend by what law of projectiles It is
made to take the singular directions
that it frequently does. I have seen a
native throw one so as to make It go
forty or fifty yards horizontally and
not more than four feet from the
ground. It would then suddenly dart
Into the air to the height of fifty or
sixty yards, describe a very consider
able curve and finally fall at his feet.
In ali cases, no matter how thrown,
the boomerang keeps turning with
great rapidity, like as If on a pivot,
making a loud, whlzslng noise all the
whll*"
WIT Of THE YOUNGSTERS.
Teacher—Why are explorers so anxi
ous to find the north pole, Gordon ?
Small Gordon—So It won't be necessary
to send other explorers In search of It
Little Naomi — Say, grandma !
Grandma—What Is It, dear? Little
Naomi—Aren't you awful glad you
married grandpa and got related to
me?
Teacher—We were given the differ
ent senses for a purpose. Albert, can
you tell me why we were given eyes?
Little Albert—Yes, ma'am—to shut
when we go to sleep.
"Can any little boy In the class tell
me why the lions did not hurt Daniel?"
asked the Sunday school teacher. _ "I
guess it was 'cause he belonged to the
circus," answered a bright youngster.
Mother—Tommy Jones is a bad little
boy, Willie, and I can't allow you to
play with him. Willie—But, mamma,
perhaps he will get better If he asso
ciates with a good little boy like me.
Small Edgar—You'd better not go
boating with my Sister, Mr. Slowboy.
Mr. Slowboy (sister's admirer)—And
why not, Edgar? Small Edgar—I
heard her tell cousin Jennie this morn
ing that she was going to chuck you
overboard.
Sunday School Teacher—Wallace,
can you tell me why Lot's wife was
turned int» a pillar of salt? Small Wal
' i ace —'Cause she was like most other
j j guess. Sunday School Teach
r _ In what way? Small Wallace
" r '
She was too fresh.
Sunday School Teacher—What can
you tell about Moses, Jesse? Small
jess©— He was a very wicked man.
Sunday School Teacher—Why, what
put that Idea Into your head? Small
Jesse—Well, he broke the whole of the
ten commandments at one time.
"Ruth," said the mother of a little
miss who was entertaining a couple of
small playmates, "why don't you play
.something Instead of sitting still and
looking miserable?" "Why, we are
playing, mamma," replied Ruth.
"We're playing we are grown-up wo
men making a call."
Pro»» Positive.
Mrs. Perry thoughtfully regarded the
Bmekm the ma id had lust brought In,
"
and then remarked to her husband that
she had meant to buy a mauve broche.
"What did you get?" be asked.
"Pink loulslne."
Her husband could not quite conceal
a significant smile, and Mrs. Perry
went on hurriedly : "I know what you
are thlnklug, Joe—that I don't kaow
my own mind. But I can prove that
I do.
"Did you ever know me to go to
grocery and bring away a caa of
peaches Instead of a bar of soap? Cer
tainly aot!" she concluded, trium
phantly.
rinaaoa. *
Many words of most august sound
prove to be of quite commonplsce sn
cestry when traced to their origin.
"Finance" Is really only "settling up'
Literally, it is Just "ending" and was
formerly used In that very simple tense
In the English language. Then It came
to algnlfy settling up with a creditor
and acqtflred the special sense of ran
som.
Vor T Deo».
Flatter—Your boy, I hear, is % deep
student.
Popley—He's slwsys at the bottom
of his clasa, If that's what you mean.
When a man's mother sides with
his wife In saying be Is guilty, pvbllc
opinion might as well bang hlin.
And the man who sells parsaais
engaged lu a shady business.
OLD SORES
FEB AND
KEPT OPES
ÖY IMPURITIES IN THE BLOOD
Whenever a sore refuses to heal it is because the blood Is not pure and
healthy, as it should be, but i3 infected tvith poisonous germs or some old
blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most
usually afflicted with old sores are persons who have reached or passed mid
dle life. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have naturally
begun to decline, aud the poisonous genus which have accumulated becauM
of a sluggish and inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint
which has hitherto been held in check, now force an outlet on the face, arma,
legs or other part of the body. The place grows red and angry, festers and
eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn
uleer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the blood is saturated.
Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than a ctuDborn, non-healing sore.
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments i3 good reason
for st spicion; the saine germ-producing cancerous ulcers is back of every
old sore, and especially is this true if the trouble is an inherited one.
Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can
do any permanent good ; neither will remov
p" Jng the sore with caustic plasters or the
.. , , but it surireon's knife make a lasting cure. If
Fn'every^ wn* ûntî* Vbrnam' every pa-tide of the diseased flesh were
alarmed about It and consulted taken away another sore would come, b~
t?«t^ineVûi < theSôreîon?ln5id cause the trouble Is In the blood, and the
to »row worse. I saw S. B. S. ad- BLOOD CANNOT BE CUT AWAY.
XndiineA n skiSnt m a wltlii waS The cure must come by a thorough cleans
completely cured. My blood li J n g of the blood. In S. S. S. will be found
effoot'on?. sf 8., and tlîoro Im« not a remedy for sores and ulcers of every kind,
been any alarn of tho aoro alncs Jt ja an unequalled blood purifier—one that
B. 8. a. cured it. TH03i oWBN goes directly into the circulation and
West Union, Ohio. promptly cleanses it cf all poisons and
taints. It gets down to the very bottom of
the trouble and forccs out every trace of im
purity and makes a complete and lasting
cure. S. S. S. changes the quality of the
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased
parts with impurities, it nourishes tha
irritated, inflamed flesh with healthy blood.
Then the sore begins to heal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation
leaves, the place scabs over, and when S. S. S. has purified the blood the
Bore is permanently cured. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class dnig stores.
Write for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other medical advice
tfQVL desire. We make no charge for the book or advice.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA»
I waa afflicted with a sore on m
face of four yoara' atandin
waa a email pimplo at first '
row Is
PURELY VEGETABLE
Draal».
This Is the West Indian way of pre
paring oranges for the table: Peel
oranges, taking off as tnuch white skin
possible; then slice them off all
round as you would an apple, regard
less of the sections. This leaves the
seed, tough, stringy central part and
most of the Inner skin together and Is
much less tedious process than re
moving the skin by sections. Use a
very sharp knife, so as to make clean
cuts and not crush the fruit.
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The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa
ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision, for over 30 years. Allow no on®
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-good " are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine iior other Xarcotio
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
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Squash and Pumpkin. N o more scorching.
Preferred Stock Canned Goods
Facketi Wkerever the Eeat are Srewm
Eastern grown Squash and Pumpkin are best, therefore
we have all Preferred Stock Squash and Pumpkin
canned in the East. When they have had a good frost—
necessary to give finest flavor—then the best of the crop
are gathered at once into the cannery, carefully set aside
and put up for Preferred Stock. It comes out rich, and
just moist enough for best pies. Flavor is unsurpassed.
Bt surt it is PREFERRED STOCK—at your Grtctr'i
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The selection of the'leatliers and other materials for each part
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the most oompieteorganisation of superintendents, foremen and
■killed shoemakers, who receive the highest waves paid in the
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If T aou M tnkn you into my larj
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i factories at Brookton, Ma
Dougla« shoes are made, yon
would theii understand why they holil their fehape, tit better,
wear longer and are of greater value than any other make.
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