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Why» You wonder why they take such pains To turnip our horse-radish, To terra alba all our sweats, To make of good a bad dish, To logwood winas, to slate our coals, Make pepper of dried berries, Use cabbage for tobbacco plant. For raisins run in cherries! ■ in in of of in is They strive for gain, they make it pay, And men of every nation They "sit up night«'' and rack their brains I For new adulteration. Each time a substitute is found I They pile it on the steeper; For there's nothing in this world so cheap But that there's something cheajier. —Harper's Bazar. Looking f° r Green, traveler for a wholesale Detroit hotise waiting in the depot at Pontiac the other (lav when a stronger approached him and as cod: •Isn't your name Green, of Grand Rapids!" "No, sir." I 'All ! beg your pardon. I never saw him, but expected him here to meet me. Green is geling to travel with a circus this year, and wi s to give me J25 to post him up on some nelv catches." "So you've got something new!" queried thk Detroiter. 'Yes, a few things. There is one little trick I gnve to a drummer a few weeks ago, and he's made on it already." 'Mnylie you'd be kind enough to give it p.way to me! I'm one of the boys, you kubwl* 'Certainly. The trick is to tell the date of any coin a man may have in his pocket with out your looking at if." •But you can't do that" "Oh, yes, I can. Have you got any coins in your pocket?" j'Ycs; twenty of them." "Well, I can write down the date of each anti every one of them." 'Say, I'll bet you 810 you can't!" exclaimed the drum Don'I" said the other, as he pulled out a S W! ir. i>: l. A very rcspoctablo looking man was stand ing by, and the money was placed in hii ids. 'Now," said the sharper, "you turn your face to the wall and fold your arms, wiite down the date, und wo will compare them." At tlie end of three minute« ho hud twenty dates, and they put the coins on the seat to make a comparison. Tlie man bad hit only twjo dates out of tlie lot. ' I'll take that tenner," said the Detroiter, as lie rose up and looked around. But he never did. The stakeholder had slid out, and the man with the trick was a bigger ch ip than he eared to tackle.—Detroit Free Press. I will A C( I plicated Case. 0 « Ï ? * / «j» ' Yeth, doctor, it's a serious caw ob suggres» tioja ob dnh brain, concussion ob dah libber '»ction. ani general utility" an* nervous pro I've studied medicine, an* I know lie Wound It l>v r.e Tall. A (lay or two since Sir. Shaw, of tin» Con solidated Virginia mine, found h watch lying in the snow, where it 1 ad evidently been drppj ed by someone working in or about t.ii<!- mine. Mr. blmw wrote a notice to this effeat, posting it by tlie side of the window to which 1 he men came to give their name, when going on or coining off the mines. little Frenchman soonenme to Mr. Shaw and asked; "You find one vat<h. Mistnire Shaw!" "Yes, sir," said Mr. Shaw. "Have you lost a watch?" "Yes, saire " '[Can yeu describe it?" ' Ob, yes, saire; ver' jiorfectly." "Well, what is it like?" "My vntch he vas a silver vnteh." 'Very good. What kind of a face!" "Veil, he had he's face vidi« open." '[What kind of chain?" ' One leedle brass < hain." "What kind of key was on the chain?" "He have no key at all. 1 vind him liv ze Tffn watch was a stem-winder, and th« Frenchman had given an accurate descrip tion of h(s property, even down to "eo tail." — Virginia Enterprise. t;i Brevities. It am de small things in dis lieah worl' dat er limn hastcr fear. It's de little mule dat's de |iims' up' ter kiek er pusson.—Arkansaw Traveler. If tin' government will issue no more $1 aii(|l f'i bills, they should have made the pres ent issue of some material that could I» washed and ironed.—Newton (N. J.) Register. Mr. Yank Adams has a scheme of taking a troujieof 250 American cowboys to laiudon, an Isays: "Jerusha! if I once got them full of fire water tlie Britishers won't know who is queen 1"—Exchange. Five million needles recently sunk with the oi (! an steamer Oregon to the bottom of the seal. We ho)ie the mermaids will take the hint,, and. make themselves some clothes.— Burlington Free Press. the usual number of new railroads are nn no|mced. When a Dakotian hasn't anything else to do, lie goes out in the woodshed mid tnif.es a shingle and niajis out a projxjsed rail road with a piece of chalk.—Estelline Bell. There is one consolation in being bald. When a policeman strikes you on the head with his club, the doctor doesn't have to waste any time in cutting the hair fr cm th* wound.—Detroit Free Press. "If de wedder rtows much worse and de wi rk harder all d* time," «aid un Alabama colored man; "dis nigger will have a call to pii lach." —Lynn Item. '[Dock death end all?" Alas, no; there is the monument subscription fund.—Boston Po*t 3 'wo hour* in a row boat with a pretty girl m shorter than half a second in a dentist'* clnlir with an aching tooth.—Ex. The lady students in the university of Michigan have organized for muscular devek opinent, and will insist on sharing the benefits of the gymnasium appliances. That's rifht Thi|( sooner girls know how to split wood, the mot-e time men will have to do something eis». —Rochester Post-Express. Professor Maria Mitchell, of Vassarcollege, re hmminds land surveying as a business for in. Professor, what would a woman do saw a field mouse and there was n* j handy?—Burlington Free Press. if ADAM'S PEAK. Ceylon's Holy Mountain, to Which Bad dlilsts Make Pilgrimages. Ftjr away in the mystic East there rises, high to the sun, a great natural altari at which, since the dawn of ages, man lias, without ceasing, worshiped ■ intil now. Over the dark-eyed, im passive people of that strange, unalter able East ages flow and leave no mark; 'uun^reds of generations are born and pass away ami no change is wrought them. There is an awfulness in their steady immobility. Dynasties may rise and fall, governments may eonij; and go, the name of their belief may be changed and little differences in ritual and service may spring up, hut from aeon unto won the people are unchanged. It is the same life that they lead and the same things that they worship. Back, far back into the night of time, so far back that the very mem ory <jif those then living is irrevocably lost n the void of the forgotten past, the dark skinned people, wandering naked in the forest depths of the Island of Ceylon, looked with wide eyes, in which the freshness and the wonder of the youth time of mankind still shone with) the brightness of the dawn, upon Adam's peak, the great, solitary mount ain, rising lonely in its grandeur and height from the low hills around it and the sea of forest at its feet, capped its hoary played around its lightnings themselves, which they so dreaded and revered, seemed born among its great rocks and deep ravines; and gazing upon its sublimity in stpnn and upon its majesty in pçaee they innocently wonder grew to worship, have been the changes wi its rpeks by the wear and tear of four thou path followed centuries before tlie beginning of the present era are worn by the feet of the weary pilgrims of to-day. There is a legend that the iron chains fast ened to the walls of rock to give the pilgrims safety along the precipices of that last "sky league" were placed tlienk in the time and by the order of Alexander. The links, though worn, are sound even yet. About a mount ain Such as this, beautiful in itself, long considered to be the loftiest in all Cey lon, and holy if only from the steady voieif of four thousand years of prayer, legends are sure to gather, cloudlike and thick. Adam's peak is clothed from base to summit with one great robe of m/th anil fabled story. Not a rock but has its history, not a brook without its legends of worshiper or worshiped. Beneath this overhanging cliff'Gautama Buddha slept, upon that dizzy height Buddha, in his second in carnktion prayed. Although specially sacnld to Buddha, it is not only Bud dhistls who regard this mountain as a holy spot; Hindoos and Mohammedans respect and reverence it, as, too, did our own Christian people, in earlier and simpler times than these. But al though the whole mountain is regarded as holy by all Oriental people, it is only the sacred footprint on the bold crag at the very summit that is actual ly worshiped. To perform a pilgrim age to this and to lay an offering upon it is io a Buddhist what a visit to Mec ca is to a Mohammedan. The time for the greatest number of pilgrims to visit the mountain is April and May, but all the year round a steady stream of dev oteetj How to this shrine of the most holy of all the relics of their great ten sli er .—Cornhill Magazine. Ft»« ing to of to am Clouds storms summit, heights, the very wondered until So slight rought upon Band years of storm that the very S to its sacred summit, that were HE WILL RETURN. The PlfllcaltleN Encountered by A Mlrbl igander in Search of a Wife. The other morning a man with gray linirH and many wrinkles stood around one of the stands in the Central Market for ii time and finally offered the keeper a cigar and made some observa tions about the weather. This broke the ibe, and by and by tlie stranger said; "I want to ask your advice. I lire in orje of the northern counties. Have been a widower six years. I want to gel married again. I came down here to buy some machinery and I've con cluded to kill two birds witli one stone and take a wife back witli the ma chinery, How shall I go to work to find one to-day?" "It's pretty short notice," replied the stand-keeper. "I know, but I can't waste much timej I'm worth seven thousand dol lars, have a mild disposition, and will give some woman a good home." "Are you very particular as to looktP" "Not very." "It you could get a woman with a cataract on the left eye, but all right otherwise, would you take her?" "I think I would. Mv last wife wa* cross-eyed, and 1 don't see why 1 should be so particular about ract.t' The stand-keeper looked around for a miiiute and then snapped his fingers at a girl twenty-three years of age, who came from a fish-stand. "Katie, come here> This man wants a wife." "Yes, sir." "Worth seven thousand dollars, good tempered, and wants to marry before noon. "ilsee, sir." "Will you have him!" "I can't, sir. I just engaged myself yestelrday." "Can't you find him some one?" "Yes, sir. If he will kindly wait until I get somebody to 'tend the stand I'll go with him to a woman who asked me t| find her a husband." "Well, anything else!" asked the stanj-keeper, as the man was ready to g°- I "No, nothing else. Much obliged for your kindness." In about an hour he returned, look ing a bit downcast, «lid said: "Come to sec her, she had a broken nose, a short leg and a case of catarrh. 1 guess I'll let the matter go until 1 can Come down here and spend about two days looking around. That 'll sort o' give me a chance to look over the aristocracy and make a pick ."—Detroit Free Press. to a cata de to is of the for do n* —General Grant's memoirs have been in the oelebrated Tauchnitz edi issui lion of Leipzig. Tenant FARMING. i < of to Ft»« Exlent io Which It Has Grown hi This Country. Since the formation of oar Govern ment the impression lias been given at home and abroad that the farmers in this country owned the lands they tilled. We have taken pride in point ing to our vast National domain, and have shown our unselfish spirit in in viting poor people in every part of the world to come aud settle on it. During many years the price of public land was $1.25. Some twenty-five years ago Congress offered a homestead of 160 acres to any citizen or to any alien who had declared his intention to be come naturalized on the payment of a sum about equal to the cost of making the survey. Duriug the last few years any person has had tho privilege of ob taining 160 acres of land by agreeing to plant forest trees on one-fourth part of it. By virtue of the Homestead, Pre emption and Timber-culture acts one person has been able to obtain title to three-quarter sections of land aggre gating 480 acres for a trifle over $200. The land thus open to settlement was generally within easy reach of rail roads, and the fare from the more densely settled portions of the country was low. The railroads, desiring to have the country improved so as to pro duce crops for transportation, offered favorable terms to settlers. Under these circumstances it was generally presumed that persons who wanted farms would go and take them. Rail roads having land grants offered to dispose of land for farms on very long time and at low rates of interest. As it was thought that nearly every farmer owned the land he occupied we have expressed a great deal of sympa thy for the poor farmers of Ireland, England, Scotland and Germany, who were obliged to pay an annual rent to grasping landlords. It was not till the census of 1880 was compiled and pub lished that we learned that there were 1,024,001 farms in the United States occupied by tenants. But "the wonder grew" when people read that there were 80,244 farms in Illinois worked by parties who had no title to the soil. Still greater surprise was ex pressed that there were 44,174 rented farms in Iowa, 38,892 in Missouri, 22, 651 in Kansas and 11,419 in Nebraska. Persons who have taken pains to col lect information on the subject («press the opinion that the number of tenant farmers in the country has increased at least twenty per cent, since the last census was taken. If this is the case there are now in this country about 250,000 more tenant farmers than in Great Britain and Ireland. Many extensive land owners have laid ont farms of eighty acres each, broke half of the land, erected cheap buildings and rented them. Persons who have taken up tree claims have had a part of the land plowed and leased the land to tenants who were too poor to make improvements for themselves. In the alder of all the Western States thou sands of wealthy farmers have leased their land and moved to towns to live, where they think they can enjoy life to better advantage. Others continue to occupy the farm-house, tend the garden, and keep some stock, while tbeir ten ants supply them with food and money. When money could be let out for ten per cent, on good securitv capitalists did not desire to invest their money in farming land, either for occupancy or for the purpose of renting. But at a low rate of interest they find farming land to be a good investment. The de cline in the price of farm products has apparently had no effect on the rent of farms, fhe number desiring to rent farms is increasing in all the Western States and Territories. Men who worked as hired laborers while they were single desire to rent farms as soon as they are married. Our wealthy farmers have not adopted the plan, which is pursued by most European countries, of employing married men, who can live in cottages, to work on their places. They prefer to hire single men who can board in their families. Farm hands who marry be come tenant farmers or move farther West where they can obtain land of their own. They have the means to« make the journey and to acquire a homestead right, but they have not the means to enable them to break prairie sod, build fences, erect build ings, buy teams, implements and seed, and to pay the expense of living until a crop is raised. They therefore com mence married life as tenant farmers, of instances re e number of ten ant farmers will increase from year to year seems probable. In five years' time it will be very dificult to obtain public land that is of much value for agricultural purposes. During this period the price of land owned by in dividuals will become so high as to be out of the reach ot men . of small means .— San Francisco Chronicle. to to to a 1 the to for 1 the and in the majority main such. That th RATHER UNKIND. The Suspicions Remark made by an Actor's Friend. Smith met Fitzohagan, who plays in the "Hunch of Babies." Fitzohagan looked rather blue. "Hello, Fitzey, me boy, why so de pressed?" "You know Miss Crenshaw, the al dernian's daughter?" "Yes." "I've proposed to her." "Well, won't she have you?" "She loves me, but she says her father will never consent to her mar rying an actor." "lias he nothing else against you but that?" "Nothing." "Then 1AI f man." "How?" ''I'll take him to the theater and let him see you play ."—Texas Siftings. fix it for you with the old —A Northampton County school marm gives the following sentence front the pen of her youngest and brightest scholar, given in answer to the request "Write in twenty words a dofinitioir of 'Man.' " It read thus: "Man ja na animal that stands up; he is not very big, and he has to work for a living- ' --All wtMT n {Pu.) Register. edi I)r. COLUMBUS CENTENARY. i Mighty Contest Over the Great Navi ffator'a Birthplace. Seven cities contended for the honor < i having given birth to Homer. There »re as many claimants for the glory of Christopher Colnmbus—Genoa, Oneglia, Boggiasco, Savona and sev eral others. Posterity, however, has not as yet granted definite possession to any of them; but in presence of the discovery of very recent and very au thentic titles, it inclines more" and more to admit the claim of a new comer for the inheritance of honor. This new pretender is none other than the town of Calvi, Corsica, Christo pher Columbus was not then a Genoese, but a Corsican, It is to the Abbe Casa nova, a learned investigator, that the honor is due of having called a liait to what threatened to soon become the prescription of the ages. This nine teenth century Benedictine has con secrated his whole life to the accom plishment of this great work; the old archives of the Italian republics, the dusty registers of the libraries of the Renaissance have at last yielded up the secret that race spirit has kept hidden so long. Even the Italian historians, staggered and convinced in spite of themselves, now only ask for a brief delay of grace to make the amende hon orable to the little country so long robbed of her great son. The origin of this historical error is easily found. Corsica, subjected or rather in a state of rebellion against Genoese domina tion before, during and after the fif teenth century, sought no other glory than to be found on the battle-field, under its heroes, the Ornanos and Sampieros,while Abbe Casanovas of the day taught their countrymen that their highest good was to die'bravely. These poor people lived lighting, and so could give no attention to the glory of dis covery. The most serene republic, always on the lookout for gain, appropriated Christopher Columbus. This jewel was an ample compensation for the tribute which little Corsica stoutly re fused to pay. The piece of robïiery passed unobserved, all the more easily as the town of Calvi, to which Genoa had left its magistrates, its customs and a certain autonomy, had ended by contentedly accepting Genoese domi nation. Whence the famous inscrip tion still carved over its gate, "Civitas Calvi semper fidelis." A citizen of Calvi, especially if he brought any prestige to the republic, was appropri ated without ceremony, and the confis cation of the great sailor, by letters patent so to speak, chimed in harmo niously with the character of that com mercial and speculative people. The little town of Calvi, now making preparations for the celebration of this great centenary, will at last see ils name redeemed from an unjust ob livion. Perched on a rock, on the west coast of the island, Calvi was long deemed impregnable. Nelson thought it worth his while to come and attack it in person, and lost an eye for his pains. The English succeeded in cap turing it, but the Corsicans beat them out of it again. In the clear autumn evenings one can see from the summit of its citadel the dim outlines of the shore of the continent and the spurs of the Maritime Alps.-—Paris Figaro. to« a to be has on ten acta and per sale so, for At KIT CARSON. Governor Stoneman's Recollection, of th Famous Old Ncout. In conversation the other (lay with some gentlemen in the Governor's of fice, the name of Kit Carson was men tioned. The Governor said: "Poor Kit is dead. He was a broad-shoul dered, open-hearted, brave fellow. I remember his spending a few weeks in our camp in Southern California in 1847. The only way we could commu nicate with the National capital was by messengers on horseback. It was a long, dreary, lonesome ride of three thousand miles, fraught with many dangers. Kit was one of those scouts Y.'ho thought nothing of making such a trip. I taught him to write his name while he was in camp. Having been elected a Lieutenant, it was necessary for him occasionally to sign papers. I remember he would insist upon writing it in full—Christopher Columbus Car son-taking up a whole sheet of paper in doing so. Kit was genial, jovial and a most interesting companion. While in camp we have often played seven-up, and practiced shooting the rifle together. Kit could beat me at both, being an adept at cards and a crack shot. When wo played it was for a picayune, and we shot for the same stake. When Carson was ready to leave for the East with his messages, I cast up accounts, and discovered that he was about five dollars ahead of me. Our target was a small silver coin placed in a split in a limb, up to Kit and said: let's have one last shot, five dollars that I can hit the picayune at the first shot.' 'Agreed,' said Kit, and the money was put up. I walked deliberately up to the coin, put the muzzle of the gun against it and blew it to atoms. Kit was the maddest man I ever saw for a few moments. He walked about the camp in quite a rage, and denounced my act as a 'damned mean Yankee trick.' He soon, how ever, got over his pet, and seemed to enjoy the laugh as much as any one, and we parted, as we had always lived, friends. ' '—Sacramento Record- Union. I walked 'Well, old boy, I'll bet you in de al —Young married people are sur prised when they discover that the honeymoon is not entirely composed of honey. Even the first year of married life is not always the happiest, though it ought always to be very happy. Living together happily is an art which the most affectionate couple can not ordinarily learn in a year. Each has to make some unpleasant discoveries, and to overcome some fixed inclina tions. True happiness begins when these discoveries have been made, and each is thoroughly resolved to make the other as happy as possible for all time.— N. Y. Ledger. —One of the first attempts at making a stove of iron was that of Cardinal Polignac, in France, early in the eighteenth century. The Polignac fire plaoes, so-called, were constructed with hollow backs, hearths and iron jambs, to economise the bent. her let old and to he for SB. HENLEY'S REMEDY FOR LADIES. 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