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° LaKollette, of Wisconsin,
Se " 8,0r lady 1" Chicago who was
tfU* of * „y over the marriage of her
U " to an official In Washington,
C r jold her griefs to all of her
i#d They were all surprised when
^^turned from an extended visit to
** tional capital and announced
tW ' I had become reconciled to her
tMt ? and thus explained it:
, 10 „p no callin' together until,
"'' come the white houRe deception,
!her Vit I was bleeged to go to with
aB V« well as with Emily. So, after
"'"»as there an' I saw how popular
he « as
his
an' how han'some fie looked in
official garbage, my heart give way
to Emily: All right. Em,
»»' 1 sa > ?
tilt homo.'
Mark Twain is very fond of smok
and some of the good things peo
"j'are fond of quoting from him are
L humorous and evasive answers he
-»lies to friends who feel it their duty
™ renl onstrate with him about the
emoke habit. "Why, how can one smoke
much?" he said on one occasion,
when there are only 24 hours in the
m t0 do it in?" W'hen he was a young
and struggling newspaper writer In
San Francisco a lady of his acquaint
ance saw him one day with a cigar box
under his arm looking in at a shop
window. "Mr. Clemens," she said se
verely. "I always see you with a cigar
M x under your arm. I am afraid you
are smoking too much." Oh, no! It
isn't that." said Mark. "I'm moving
again."
George Ade recently'lieard than an
old lady from the neighborhood down
in Indiana where he was born was in
town on a visit to a granddaughter.
Mr. Ade thought that theater tickets
would be a fitting attention, and on
consulting her as to choice of plays,
she explained she had seen the "Mer
chant of Venice" over thirty years ago,
and had always had a strong desire to
witness it again. He accordingly look
ed to it that her wish was gratified.
Calling the next day he askeed her
ho wshe found the performance com
pared with the one of long ago.
•'Well." she replied. "Venice seems
to hrave spruced up a right smart bit.
but that Shylock is the same mean,
grasping critter that he used to be."
A story is told of a certain justice of
the peace in a western town—a very
self-sufficient person—who previous to
trial of a cause had reached a conclu
sion as to a question of law highly
satisfactory to himself. He refused to
entertain an argument by the opposi
tion counsel.
"If your honor pleases." counsel
pleaded. "I should like to cite a few
authorities upon the point." But coun
sel was sharply interrupted by the jus
tice, who stated:
"The court knows the law and is
thoroughly advised in the premises: it
has given Its opinion and that settles
it."
"It was not," continued counsel,
"with an idea of convincing your hon
or that you were wrong, but I did want
so much to show you what a fool old
Blackstone was."
Senator Berry, of Arkansas, tells of
a happy old darky who came down
the country road singing campmeeting
hymns, when another old fellow step
ped in and asked the reason for so
much happiness. The reply was:
'Tse enj'ying my 'llgion mo' an' mo'
Petah. We's be'n revivalin* at ouah
chu'ch all wintah."
"Any convertin' be'n done?"
"Yns, Petah, souls is bein' saved by
de hundreds. We has one gre't prea
chah. He tole us t'night all about Jo
nah swailerin' de whale."
An whah did dis Jonah come from,
Arkansaw?"
"1 dunno. Petah, I dunno, ca'se de
Preachah dldn' say. But I s'pects Jo
nah was a Vlrginy niggah."
What makes yo' sav Virglnnv nig
gah?"
Well Petah. dem Virginny niggahs
1* big-tnouthed niggahs an' always was
hell on fish."
A MATTER OF HEALTH
Absolutely P ure
msmsuBsmm
Senator Kittrldge. of South Dakota,
says that one of the greatest mining
properties in <he Black Hills country
was named after the wife of the pros
pector. He and his wife had been dig
ging together for some time, when one
morning, the man disturbed a huge
boulder and beneath It he discovered
the "pay dirt." which led to quartz.
" hen ,he claim was entered, although
the man had discovered the mine, his
wife insisted on having It named for
her and that is how it happened that
the great mine was named "The Holy
Terror."
Colonel John T. Mosley, a famous
confederate scout in the civil war. now
an efficient special agent of the de
partmen of Justice, said one day in
Washington, apropos of success:
"The other morning I met Blank hur
rying along in his brisk, energetic way,
the hopeful light still shining from his
eyes and the confident smile still play
ing about his firm mouth.
"My heart went out in pity for
Blank. He was a hard worker, a very
hard worker, yet In every thing he
undertook he failed. Three times in
the last ten years Blank has failed in'
business.
"So I stopped the poor fellow and
shook him by the hand.
" 'Blank,' said I. 'Its too had. With
all your push, you don't seem to suc
ceed.'
T don't, eh?' Blank replied.
Haven't I made a success of several
failures?'
"And he hurried off to make, as he
informer me, another fat deposit in
his wife's name."
Centennial Notes.
The Lewis and Clark Fair opene
Thursday, June 1.
Twelve notable organ recitals are
scheduled for the Lewis and Clark ex
position. The recitals will be held in
the Auditorium, where a $10.000 pipe
organ will be set up.
A party of 200 Washington bankers,
with their families and friends, will
attend the Lewis an Clark exposition
on July 20, the opening day of the
bankers' convention.
H. O. Higinbotham. who was director
general of the Chicago World's fair,
has accepted the invitation extended
by the management to attend the op
ening exercises of the Lewis and Clark
exposition on June 1.
John Hunt, one of Oregon's oldest
pioneers, has built a miniature corn
crib, to represent the kind of crib used
bv the Oregon farmers in the old ter
ritorial days, which he will exhihit at
the Lewis and Clark exposition.
Joseph Marvin. Alaskan commis
sioner for the United States govern
ment at the Lewis and Clark Centen
nial. is In receipt of a telegram from
Governor Brady, of Alaska, telling him
that a large exhibit of gold nuggets has
been eolloted for exhibition. Mr. Mar
vin has secured a special sAfe for stor
ing the nuggets.
Roy Knahenshue. who gained re
nown as the aeronaut who made the
only successful airship flight at the
Louisiana Purchase exposition, is
working on an airship of his own de
sign. which he claims will be superior
to the famous "California Arrow." and
which he will operate in the airship
contests at the Lewis and Clark exposi
tion.
■ An interesting exhihit in the Mines
and Metellurgy building at the Lewis
and Clark exposition is now in course
of construction. A miniature moun
tain Is being constructed for the pur
pose of showing methods of coal min
ing in Washington. The mine will be
tunnelled, and a miniature car will run
around the mountain and through the
tunnels. The mountain is 30 feet long
by 20 feet wide and is 15 feet high.
Shutting Him Up.
"A woman." he remarked contemp
tuously. "will scream at sight of a
mouse."
"Weil, that isn't so worse," she re
plied. "Lots of men yell at sight of a
snake that isn't there."
WANTED—A girl for general house
work. Apply at this office. tf.
Call up phone 261 when you know
of a news item. We desire to print all
of the local news.
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ENGINE PETE'S STORY
"1 see there is a new house going up
here; some newcomer settled among
you?" I asked the livery man who was
driving me through the hot July
weather from Munden to Prairie Cen
ter. No new house had been built nor
old one repainted in the 10 years I had
made that territory.
There was no enterprise in the slug
gish veins of the inhabitants of that
world-forgotten region to inspire new
buildings or works that would link to
the living present a people adrift like
the cottonwood seed in a sea of past
memories and dreams. I thought some
newcomer must have penetrated Into
Arcadia.
"No, that's old Pete Hanson's en
gine house. Haven't you heard that
old Pete has sold his railroad at last?"
"Didn't know he had a railroad.
What do you mean?"
"Gee! I thought everybody had
heard about Pete Hanson and his
trackless railroad."
"An Inventor eh?" My interest was
aroused.
"I see I'll have to tell you. 'Bout 30
years ago this country was on a boom.
Nothin' sleepy about It then. It was
the liveliest section in the country.
They were going to run a spur right
through here to connect with the main
line of the Union Pacific; condemned
a piece of Pete Hanson's land. Pete
was young then and had three little
towheads and lived In a shanty. With
the money he got for his land he was
going to build a decent house. Well,
the road never was built; scheme fell
through and they never paid Pete for
hisland. Pete was bound to have his
money. He went over to Prairie Cen
ter and got out a writ of attachment.
Got the sheriff and some log chains
and swore he'd chain to the track and
serve the writ on the next freight train
that came along.
"The station agent wired down to
the division superintendent what was
up and they sent out the oldest and
most useless engine on the line. The
engine was run on a siding, the writ
was served and Pete chained her
down. The company telegraphed to
Pete that they guessed he had the right
of it and the only way they could see
it was that the engine was his huckel
berry. So they gave him 24 hours to
get it off their tracks. Well, that about
got Pete, hut he was game. He hired
half the men and horses in the coun
try and lugged his engine home. It
broke him. and he never did seem to
be able to get another start In life.
People nearly guyed him to death. Call
ed him 'Engine Pete' and 'Railroad
Hanson' forever afterward.
"So there that old engine set out In
his yard. The hens hatched their chick
ens in the bolter and the children play
ed summer house in the cab. As years
went on the old engine rusted and sunk
I deeper in the earth. The children grew
up and went away, lmt still old man
I Hanson stoutly maintained that he had
: done right and that some day he'd get
the money from the railroad to build
that new house which his wife and he
had wanted when the children were
babies.
"Well, the funny part of it is that
last year he got a letter from the rail
road company telling him that they had
been tracing the whereabouts of the
first engine that ever crossed the plains
on the Union Pacific, which was the
first road to span the continent and
connect the two oceans with an Iron
highway. They wanted this engine for
the Transportation building exhihit at
the World's Fair. Old Pete Hanson
held out for $2.000. and got it: and now
he and his woman are getting the new
; house he had been promising al) his
life."—Kansas Citv Star.
i
PRESBYTERIAN INCOME IS BIG
Aggregate for the Eight Boards Is Over
$3,000X100.
Auburn, N. Y., May 11.—Rev. W. H.
Hubbard, secretary of the special com
mittee on systematic beneficence of the
Presbyterian church of the United
States, has received the financial re
ports of the eight boards of the church
for the year ended May 1. 1905. The
total Income of the boards is the larg
est ever reported to the general assem
bly of the church. The aggregate Is
$3.263,755.
FIFTY KILLED BY EARTHQUAKE
For 200 Yards the Mountain Kuhgando
Collapses
Bombay. May 11.—An earthquake
was experienced at Benger Abbas, Per
sia, April 25, and 50 persons are report
ed to have been buried by a landslide.
Two hundred yards of the mountain
Kuhgando. behind the town, collapsed.
Seismic shocks have occurred daily
since April 25 and the population is en
camped outside the town. Neighboring
village «are reported to have suffered
severely.
YVANTED—A wood sawyer at the
Normal school. Inquire G. H. Black,
president. tf
A Guaranteed Cure for Pilot
Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protrud
ing Piles. Druggl«ts refund money if
Pazo Ointment fails to cure any case,
no matter of how long standing, in 6 .to
14 days. First application gives ease
and rest. 50c. If your druggist hasn't
it send 50 cents in stamps and It will
be forwarded post-paid by Paris Medl-|
cine Co., St. Louis. Mo. tf
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucaa
County, ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. J.
Cheney & Co., doing business In the
City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and »very case of
Catarrh that van not be cured by the
use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENET.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 6th day cf Decem
ber. A. D. 1886.
(Seal) A. W. GLEASON.
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Intern
ally. and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY & Oo„ Toledo, O.
Sold by nil Druggists. 75c.
Take Hall's Family Pills for consti
pation.
Pays $8,000 for 320 Acres.
Palouse, Wash. April 24.—Belvall &
Davis, of this place have sold to D. F.
Trimble, of Colfax, 320 acres, six miles
east, along the river at Kennedy's ford,
for $8.000. Mr. Trimble sold a half
section near here only a month ago
and purchased again for an invest
ment.
To Curs a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets. All druggists refund the money
If it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signa
ture is on each box. 25c. tf
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Thursday, June 1.—The Lewis and
Clark Centennial exposition will open
at Portland and continue until October
15th.
Sunday. June 11.—The American
Medical association will convene for
four days session at Portland.
Thursday. June 29.—The National
Woman Suffrage association will begin
a week's session at Portland.
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Real Estate, Loans
and Insurance
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General Commission Merchants and
dealers in all kinds of Garden ajid
Field Seeds, Hay, Bran, Shorts, Bar
ley, etc.
806 East Main Street, Lewiston, Idaho
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Î PALM CANDIES
: At ED. L. WIGGIN'S :
; CIGAR STORE \
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Coeur d'Alene Market
F. B. SEARS A CO.
Fresh and Saltsd Meats at Whala.
•ala and Ratail. Fish and Gama
MILLER & VVRIGMTER
CIVIL ENGINEEki
Water Work«, Sewerage, Municipal lui
piov-mtnu, Irrigation and Power Piaule
OFF. CITY HALL — LEWISTON IDAHO
Phono 1491—1871
Branch offices—410 Washington Block,
Seattle Wash; 76 Jamison, Bldg, Spokane,
Wash.; ia Judd Bldg. Pendleton, Ore.
M. F. WILLIAMS, Optician j
OPPOSITE TEMPLE THEATRE
EXAMINATIONS FREE
Porch Columns j
We have received a car
load of porch columns — ;
built up and solid — all
leugths and shapes. We
would like to show the stock.
Bartlett & Cox
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UNIQUE THEATRE
Polite Vaudeville for Ladies, Gentlemen and Children.
This theater Is on the circuit of the Pacific Coast Amuse
ment Association, booking artists from Chicago to 6äB
Francisco. Open every evening at 7:15. Three shows
every night.
E. F. Barn urn, Mgr.
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Fire
Life
Accident
Surety Bonds
Lumber of All Kinds
We can now fill all orders. SLAB
WOOD—good Red Fir. Now is your
time to order. Phone No. 1751
Lewiston Lumber Co.
United States Smelting Co
SALT LAKE CITY UTAH
Lead and Copper Ores
THE UNITED STATES SMELTING COMPANY is now In the mar-,
ket for all kinds of lead and copper ores at PRICES FAVORABLE
TO SH1PPTR8. ADDRESS ALL COMMUNICATIONS TO
Salt Lake City, Utah
CONSIGN ALL SHIPMENTS AS FOLLOWS: United States Smelt
ing Co., BINGHAM JÜNCTIOIÿ, UTAH,
please NOTIFY US PROMPTLY and If 1
ferred, DESIGNATE WHICH ONE also
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Going for a Drive? If you are get a Rig at the * >•
Boss Livery Feed & Sale Stable §
Good Rigs, and Careful Drivers. We Buy
and Sell Hi rses.
42 C Street, Lewiston, Idaho - Phone 956
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W. F. KETTENBACH, President J. ALEXASuLK, Vice PresMent
GEORGE It RESTER, Cashier
The Lewiston National Bank
LEWISTON. IDAHO
Cerner ei Main end Fourth Sti
DIRECTORS
C. C. Bunnell, J, Alexander, J. B. Marrie, W. F. Kc l le shark
George It. Keetcr, Grace Pfafflln Rettenbach
R. C Beach
TRANSACTS GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS
Sight Exchange sold on a I the principal cities al the United Stole, end Enrape.
The Horseshoe Lunch Counter i :
For First Class Meals
Open Day and Night
Second and Main Streets - Phone 2511
Lewiston Furniture and Under
taking Company
J. G Harding Dessie E. Harding
Funeral Directors and
Embalmers
Day Phone 821
Night Phone 823
CASTOR IA
ïor Infant! and Children.
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