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FLY YOUTH. mm*-* m <: C Oy local applications, as they cannot reach the dl» < *®' d .. po £ lon of j he * ar ; There is only <, .c way to cure deafness, and that la by constitution ai remedies. Deafness Is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or im C| ÎÎS?' Dei £ ness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Ita normal condi tlon, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine case* out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but an luflAincd condition of the mucous surfaces. ^ cured S ■ ■ v »I The Boss—Where did yoa work last? Boy—On a fly paper. The Boss—A fly paper! What's a fly paper? Boy—Wot! Don't you read the Daily Balloon ? Deafness Cannot Be Cured We will give One Hundred Dollars for Deafn L (caused by catarrh) that cannot by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY de CO.. Toledo. O. Sold by Druggists. 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Jap Immigrants for Brazil. Brazil has received its first batch of Japanese immigrants—781—under tha arrangement concluded about nine months ago between the Japanese and Brazilian governments. Within two days all were at work on the coffee plantations. Other shiploads will ar rive regularly. Important to Mother«. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Signature In Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought Going Down. "The thief jumped Into the river, but he had so much money In his clothes he couldn't swim and went to the bottom; I recovered every cent." "That was lucky; you should use that money as the nucleus of a sinking fund."—Houston Post. When a fellow begs a girl for a kiss and Is turned down It naturally makes him feel peevish to aee the way she slobbers over a five weeks' old baby. §yruptffig k ôentlyyet prompt - 1 on the bowels, cleanses e system e||ectualb/, assists one in overcoming nna acts habitual constipation permanently. To get its beneficial ejects buy tke 2 ermine. emu jacturedi by the 1ALIF0RNIA Flo-S yrup Co. SOLD Eff LEADING DRUGGISTS-BOtp-BOTTU. SICK H EADACHE CARTERS Positively cured by these Little Pills. They also relieve Dis tress from DyspepHia, In digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem edy for Dizziness, Nau sea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Coat ed Tongue, Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. WlTTLE flVER SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simiie Signature [carters REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. IF you've NEVER VKORN «? s> SLICKER I \ J it \ you've yet tL/to learn tile bodily comfort it gives in \m the wettest weather » I HABD,» tRV1Cle -AND GUARANTEED WATERPROOT V *342 St AT ALL GOOD STORES CATALOG met 9 AN UNSURPASSED REMEDY I Pin*! Cure n u rv> 01 medy fot coughs. nstluna, hoarseness «nd throat and lung affections. It goes direct to the seat cl the trouble end generally »healthy conditions. Mothers _iva their children Peso's with perfect confidence in itscuntrra powers and freedom from cipiil«. Famous foe half « century. Ol o in c-t* ( 4M Co C\j At *U dnissUto', 25 ck. fSiljlC NEWS SUMMARY Forest fires are again doing dam age throughout the lumber regions of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michi gan. grip ing As the result of a riot amopg min ers and outside men at Fairmont, W. Va., three persons are dead and ten others were seriously injured. The twelfth annual convention of the National Grain Dealers' associa tion assembled in St. Louis on the 15th, about 1,000 delegates being in attendance. An earthquake shock lasting forty seconds was felt at Mexico Tjity on the 12th. Clocks were stopped, but the Intensity of the shock was in sufficient to cause any damage. In a fight near Santo, TexOS, be tween a posse of officers andi a num . _ , . , . . , ber Of men accused Of robbing Sever»! r r __ .j aw,. Störes cLt Gordon, TeXflS, One Oi tuG hand was killed and another wounded» Mr and Mrs. John Coleman Were , .. rt found dead in bed at Grafton, N. D., ^ being asphixiated by coal gas. Both were 70 yearB old. J. Coleman, an attorney of Everett, Wash., is their only child. The possibility of an Austrian naval demonstration in Turkish waters in case the official protest against the boycott of Austrian goods in Turkey brings no result, is being discussed in Vienna. President Roosevelt has advised the house of representatives of Aus tralia that he will be unable to visit the commonwealth on his return journey from Africa, in response to Australia's invitation. Two coal miners, penniless and un able to find work, are believed to have entered into a suicide pact and delib erately thrown themselves in front of p. Baltimore and Ohio engine north of Moundsville, W. Va. It is announced that James S. Ken nedy, the New York banker, has given $1,000,000 to the Presbyterian hospital of New York, of which he is president. The money Is to be used in construction of buildings. A London dispatch says all the men of the home fleet absent from their ships on liberty have been suddenly lecalled. Inasmuch as the reason for this has not yet been asserted, the order has caused considerable excite ment. The Pacific cruiser fleet on leaving Honolulu, returning to the Pacific coast, will sail directly to Magdalena bay, cruising thence to Panama, the Gallapagos islands, Callao, Coquimbo and Talaquinane, visiting these ports in the order named. Harley Bright, aged 24, son of a prominent business man of Shenan doah. Iowa, is dead, and Miss Esther Cook, aged 15, his sweetheart, is fa tally wounded as the result of what is believed to have been a murder and suicide by Bright. Albert V. Grayson, the Socialist member of the British house of com mons, who created a scene by de 1 'ouncing the members for not suc coring the starving thousands on the streets of London, was suspended for the rest of the session. That she was sold for $100 and forced by her father to marry a man Ehe did not love was the statement made by Alice Juda Madelin, who shot end killed Tony Madelin, to whom she was married four months ago, at New Brunswick, N. Y. One child was killed and another seriously hurt and a whole neighbor hood was thrown Into a tumult as a result of an explosion in a paint shop In New York City. The shop was destroyed and the windows in many surrounding buildings were shattered. Captain Monroe and five of the crew of the British schooner Siroc co, who were supposed to have been lost when their vessel was wrecked off the Florida coast on October 1, were landed at Boston one day last week by the fruit steamer Horatlus. Mrs. Mary M. Emery of Cincinnati, widow of the late Thomas J. Emery, p. millionaire capitalist, has given to the Ohio Mechanics Institute $500,000 to be used in erecting a building to be known as the Emery auditorium, and to be devoted to the cause of I music. Following the closing of the Brad ford (Arkansas) State bank and the issuance of a warrant against Cash ier W. J. Drennan, who was alleged to be $10,000 short in his accounts, Drennan's dead body was found at his home. He had killed himself with a Ehotgun. The strike of the university stu dents of Russia as a protest against the alleged unwarranted restrictions placed upon them by the new minister of education, has resulted in cdnflicts between the strikers and the body of students who desired t'o continue their studies. W. J. Jackson, a negro, was discov ered while attempting to remove a bale of cotton, the property of another negro, from a gin at Hernan do, Texas. He escaped, but was cap tured. and while being taken to jail was seized and hanged by a mob com posed of negroes. OUie McKenzie, a professional high ■ diver, was almost instantly killed at the fair grounds at Decatur, Texas, when he dived from a height of eighty feet, striking the netting feet first. McKenzie rebounded high in the air, falling' head flrBt on the outside, crushing his skull. Clarence F. Broad, substitute mail carrier in the employ of the Lincoln postoffice, confessed that he bad taken letters addressed to William J. Bryan's newspaper and containing ■ cash |for the Democratic campaign fund. Letters havo been missed dur ing several months. of it to - 1 by Dis In rem Bad the THREE WEEKS. Brought About a Remarkable Change. Spite Mrs. A. J. Davis of Murray, Ky., says: "When I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, kld ney disease was slowly poisoning me. jF Dizzy spells almost 'rÀZ) made me fall, sharp pains like knife thrusts would catch me in the back, and finally an attack of grip left me with a constant agoniz ing backache. Doan's Kidney Pills helped me quickly and in three weeks' time there was not a symptom of kidney trouble remaining." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. the H. bor; ter sales. to he " to " from an cut been A PROGRESSIVE. M) tj it! r> I* Ljjfê A/lT \&; •£4 n n y Vi ''-ft «or* . "Madame, dot girl of yours make great progress mit her moosic. Before she was always two or dree notes be hind me, and now she Is always two or dree notes ahead." told ing of Legend of Magpie and Robin. The peasants of France, In accord ance with a tradition, pierce the head of a magpie with a thorn whenever they catch one. According to the French legend, after Jesus had been nailed to the cross two birds alighted on the extended arms of the instru ment of death. One was a magpie with a beautiful aigrette on its head and a long waving tail, then the hand somest of birds but the wickedest, chirping insult at the suffering Jesus. The other bird was a modest little bird with gray plumage, which ap proached the cross timidly, uttering cries of grief. With its beak it tried to pluck away one of the thorns. A single drop of the blood fell on the pitying little gray bird and gave the robin redbreast. Congratulations Wanted. On entering his club one evening not long ago a young Philadelphian was accosted by a friend, who ex claimed : "Why, Charley, you are positively beaming! What's up?" "I'm In the «greatest luck imagin able," responded the other. "You know, I've been hanging about a pretty Yonkers girl for almost a year. Dur ing all this time she would never ad mit that she loved me; she would only say that she respected me. But now, old chap, congratulate me, for last night she confessed that she respected me no longer—that she loved me!"— Lipplncott's. his the for go to Humorously Worded Rebuke. Theodore P. Roberts had a fluent Qommand of language, both in speak ing and writing, and wag well liked by everybody. He could secure the attention of a negligent publisher if need be. To one such, who was re miss about sending vouchers, he once closed up a long letter with the sen tence: "And, finally, my dear sir, permit me to say that it would be easier for a camel to ride into the kingdom of heaven on a velocipede than for anyone to find a late copy of your paper in the city of New York." ! a to er at Making Sure. Our Freddy is fully endowed with the inquiring mind of youth. Recently he said: "Mamma, who puts the bottle of milk on our front porch every night when we are all asleep?" "Isn't that a rather foolish ques tion?" his mother answered. "Whom do you suppose?" "Well," said the small investigator, thoughtfully, "I suppose God does, but I'd like to know for sure!"— A. M. A. • NOT A MIRACLE. Just Plain Cause and Effect. There are some quite remarkable things happening every -day, which seem almost miraculous. Some persons would not believe that a man could suffer from coffee drink ing so severely as to cause spells of unconsciousness. And to find complete relief in changing from coffee to Pos tum is well worth recording. "I used to be a great coffee drinker, so much so that it was killing me by inches. My heart became so weak I would fall and lie unconscious for an hour at a time. The spells caught me sometimes two or three times a day. "My friends, and even the doctor, told me it was drinking coffee that caused the trouble. * I would not be lieve It, and still drank coffee until I could not leave my room. "Then my doctor, who drinks Pos tum himself, persuaded me to stop cof fee and try Postum. After much hesi tation I concluded to try It. That was eight months Ago. Since then I have had but few of those spells, none for , more than four months. 'T feel better, sleep better and am better every way. I now drink noth ing but Postum and touch no coffee, and as I am seventy years of age all my friends think the Improvement i quite remarkable." "There's a Reason." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Well ville," In pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. \ i an CORNET BROUGHT ABOUT PEACE. Ended Spite Controversy Happily Without Legal Warfare. "Fellow was raising bees back in the foothill country," remarked Frank H. Short of Fresno. "Plenty of sage brush; sage makes clear, delicious honey. Got in a row with a neigh bor; shot his dog; said its barking annoyed his queen bees, waited a whole- year to get .even, plowed up a big patch, planted wild mustard; grew fine. Bees thick on mustard flowers. MuBtard makes btt Neighbor ter honey. Like to ruin the bee man's sales. Bee farmer came to me, wanted to sue for damages. 'What can I do?' he asked. " 'Nothing,' I said. 'He has a right to grow mustard on his own land.' " 'Well,' he said, scheme to annoy him.* "So he got a cornet; used to sit up from midnight till four o'clock in the morning practicing 'Wearing of the Green.' Fellow with the mustard was an Englishman; stood it for three weeks; went out with a scythe and cut down all the mustard. They've been good friends ever since."—San Francisco Chronicle 'I'll get some CURE AT CITY MISSION. Awful Case of Scabie of Sores from Scratching—Her Tortures Yield to Cuticura. Body a Mass or "A young woman came to our city mission in a most awful condition physi cally. Our doctor examined her and told us that she had scabies (the itch), incipient paresis, rheumatism, etc., brought on from exposure. Her poor body was a mass of sores from scratch ing and she was not able to retain solid food. We worked hard over her for seven weeks but we could see little improve ment. One day -I bought a cake of Cuticura Soap and a bottle of Cuti cura Resolvent, and we bathed our patient well and gave her a full dose of the Resolvent. She slept better that night and the next day I got a box of Cuticura Ointment. In five weeks this young woman was able to look for a position, and she-is now strong and well. Laura Jane Bates, 86 Fifth Ave., New York, N. Y-, Mar. 11, 1907." ap A the the WANTED IT OVER WITH. Game Youngster Preferred Drastic Action In Punishment. ex ad last "Youngsters are pretty' philosoph ical," observed Wallace Knight, and then he went ahead to Bet forth the point of view of a small daughter at his house. The child was sent to bed early the other evening as punishment for some act contrary to rules and regula tions. After she had been tucked In bed for some time and was supposedly asleep, the youngster called her fa ther and told him she wished he would go ahead and spank her and have it over with, instead of sending her off to bed that way. "This lying in bed never's going to make me any better," she said, "and a good spanking would. Besides it makes me so mad I can't sleep and so what's the use of It?"— Cleveland Plain Dealer. the if re sen sir, be the of The Square Deal. ! A stout and opulent man dwelling In a suburban town bad borne the ex pense of the annual Sunday school picnic, and the superintendent of the school, out of gratitude, asked the benefactor to address the children. The philanthropist was not much of a speaker, but he was a master hand at poker. When he found himself gazing into the expectant faces of a hundred and fifty children his embarrassment almost overcame him, but he managed to stammer out: "My dear children, what I want to impress upon you is thkt— er — er —it pays to bo good. That er — er — er —a man who deals from the bottom of the pack is generally buried at the public expense." with but A. COFFEE Nothing does more for a grocer, one way or the other, than coffee, must sell poor; (he needn't sell it to you) it is good that makes him. He that of Pos by I an a that be I Pos cof hesi was have for , am noth all i Your grocer returns your money if you don't like Schilling's Best; we pay him. Willing to Help Him. He had gone to the dry goods store with a bit of dress material which his wife had bidden him to match. "I am very sorry, sir," said the salesman, "but I have nothing exactly like this. The very last remnant was sold this morning." "But I must have it!" exclaimed tne husband. "Otherwise, how can I face my wife?" "If you will permit me, sir," aald the salesman, "I would venture to sug gest that you Invite a friend home to dinner with you." Insanity. "Yon admit having received a $50, 000 fee from the trust?" said the law yer for the state. \ "I do," replied the senator, calmly. Besides, I sent It back." i "Sent it back!" "Î did.'' "Your honor," said the lawyer, turn ing to the court, "I cannot prosecute an insane man." Adjournment was had until alienists could be rounded up. some PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more aar normen floods brighter and fatter color» than an» other dro. One 10c oackaoe t silliout ripoing apart Write tor Irw kooktot-ltow to Dm. Bloaeh andMuColon. t. Uw» droh* cold water hatter Itan »ny other dro. You cas tea MOMKOE OitUm OO.. (hr/ooy, W/nota. 8ICK MAN WANTED CHANGE. More Than Willing to Make Transfer with Physician. A Syracuse business man who, be j sides being extremely active and am ! bltious, has much sense of humor, was taken sick with a slight attack of pneumonia. His physician, aware that it would be a task to keep his high | strung patient in bed, sought to im press on him the seriousness of the ailment and the necessity of absolute rest; all of which the sick man lis tened to in a bored manner. Never theless he consented to obey the doc tor. having been up all night on an Im-' portant case, appeared at his patient's j house at the usual hour. He had hard-, ly stuck his haggard face inside thej door, however, before t'ae man in thej bed gave him a quick glance and sat, ! up. j "Eh? ejaculated the patient. Then shoving out his hand to grasp the doc "Doc, I guess you'd better get into bed here and let me go out with bag." But this enforced Inactivity rankled in him; and each succeeding day found the patient importuning the medical man attendant to allow him | to get out to business. gusted, he would lie back to cast im precations at the Inexorable physi cian. I Then, dls One morning the physician, after tor's satchel, he added: the medicine 1 CONSIDERATION. Crack or Break. Edwin and his mother went for a walk Sunday afternoon. Coming to a tree of cherries, the mother bent a low limb so that the little fellow could pick some. Seeing some fine ones higher up, he begged to be allowed to climb the tree. "Oh, no," said his mother, "that would be breaking the Sabbath." 3*? The Workman—Hey, what's that? The Kid—I sez, any time you gits tired I'll take de job fer two cents a hour.—Philadelphia Ledger. "And we are only cracking the Sab bath now, are we, mamma?" inquired Edwin.—Delineator. Ethics of Friendship. In the progress of each man's char acter, he will have learned the lesson of life who is skillful in the ethics of friendship.—Emerson. Allen's Foot-Kaae,» l*owd«r ForawollDii'SwoikUniifeet. G Itch instant relief. Th« original powder for the feet. 26c at all Druggist«. The dread of ridicule is apt to stran gle originality at Its birth. Mrs. Winslow*« Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gums, reduces In* flsmmstiou, allays pain, cures wind collu. 25c « bottle* It isn't necessary for a married man to know his mind. I m \K [r 1*1 !Z 5 «Guar»«ï of this paper de airing to buy anything adver ould iiuift upon Readers tired in in columns ih having what they aik (or, refusing all substitutes or imitation*. For Lameness in Horses ?! Much of the chronic lameness in horses is due to neglect. See that your horse is not allowed to go lame. Keep Sloan's Liniment on hand and apply at the first signs of stiffness. It's wonderfully penetrating— goes right to the spot—relieves the soreness — limbers up the joints and makes the muscles elastic and pliant. Sloan's Liniment will kill a spavin, curb or splint, reduce wind puffs and swol len joints, and is a sure and speedy remedy for fistula, sweeney, founder and thrush. Price, 50c. and £1.00. Boston, Mas«. Dr. Earl S. Sloan, FACTS FOR SICK o o I i V, m i Û TL <£> LYDIA. E !NKE No other medicine has been so successful in relieving the suffering of women or received so many gen uine testimonials as has JLydia 1L l'inklmm's Vegetable Compound. In every community you will find women who have been restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound. Almost every one you meet has either been bene fited by it, In the or has friends who have. Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,Mass., any woman any day may see the files containing over one mil lion one hundred thousand letters from women seeking health, and here are the letters in which they openly state over their own signa tures that they were cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has saved many women from surgical operations. Lytlia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is made from roots and herbs, without drugs, and is whole some and harmless. The reason why Lydia E. Pink : ham's Vegetable Compound is so ! successful is because it contains in ; gredients which act directly upon the feminine organism, restoring it to a healthy normal condition, Women who are suffering from those distressing ills peculiar to their sex should not lose sight of them facts or doubt the ability of Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to restore their health. m Trr TIT T W. X» Doorlu m.kM and Salts men's »S.OO and OS-BO shorn tha uf«cturer ln th« w rid. bo ape, flt hotter, ty other mafco. Mom atAM PrloM.for Enw lirtiu Mfci Family, Man, Boy», Woman, Mlaaaaâ Children WI.DouglaeM.00 «*4 fft.OO 4MMI4g» tifissss—i *• -* and price I« §Um^ othfr ey th rsi Ummtt CTenrwhws. 8h __ LIVE STOCK AND MISCELLANEOUS Electrotypes IN GREAT VARIETY FORj SALE tAT THE LOWEST PRICES BY A.N.1ELLOGG NEWSniEI CO. 73 W. Adtma -St.. Chic.no DEFIANCE STARCH •«•feat to work with «aft •Lärche» doth«« sift W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 43, 190H