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PROSPECTOR IN ARIZONA JAIL
CHARGED WITH DROWNING
TWO LITTLE GIRLS.
Tells a Story of Having Been Attacked
By a Mexican While in Company
With Two Girl*, But Story
Is Not Believed.
Globe, Arlz.—Charged with drown
ing Mula and Myrtle Goswick, 11 and
• 12 years old, in Salt river, twenty-four
miles from here, Kingly Olds, a pros
pector forty-six years of age. mining
partner of the father of the two girls,
was lodged in the county jail here on
Sunday with his lower jaw shot away.
In an ineffectual attempt, it is be
Ueved, to oomrnit suicide after killing
the two girls.
Olds rode into Globe Saturday night
and told a story o* having been shot ;
by an Indian or Mexican, and it was
feared that the girls, who were known
to have been with him. had also been
shot and killed. Sunday their bodies
were found in the water of the river,
where they evidently had been for
nearly twenty-four hours. They had
been drowned. Their bodies were im
mediately brought here in an auiomo
bile and Olds was lodged in jail.
A posse which went out to find the
girls when Olds first came into Globe
found no corroboration of Old's story
of being shot by a Mexican. Only one
trail could be found, and it led from
where Old's shotgun was found by the
river bank to where he took the road
to Globe.
Wesley Goswick, father of the little
victims, was disarmed while coming to
Globe with the avowed intention ot
killing Olds.
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PLEA FOR BETTER HIGHWAYS.
Intermountain Good Roads Associa
tion Asks Congress for Aid.
Pocatello. Idaho.—With E. R. Shir
man of Buhl, Idaho, unanimously re
elected president, am! Wiliiam Wal
lin of Pocatello unanimously re-elect
ed secretary and treasurer, and the
next meeting place set for Logan,
Utah, in June of 1912. the second
annual convention of the Intermoun
tafn Good Roads association came to
i a close Saturday, following the adop
tion of resolutions asking congress
(or land grants of 1,000,000 acres to
each of the western states to be ad
ministered by a national highway
commission, in co-operation and con
junction with state highway com
missions; recommending the crea
tion by the association of a highway
committee of five members, to out
line a definite plan for tntercapital
roads; urging uniform wide-tire leg
islation and a minimum fifteen-ton
concentrated load capacity for coun
ty bridges.
POSSE TRAILING DESPERADO.
Man Hunt in Utah Follows Killing of
Alleged Horsethief.
Heber City, Utah.—His partner, AJ
Murdock, dead at the hands of Dep
uty Sheriff Scroggs of Evanston,
Wyoming, who shot him at a rauch
near Theodore, when he refused to
surrend er, Bub Meeks, an alleged no
torious sheep and horse thief who
has boasted that he will never be
taken alive, is fleeing before an arm
ed possa in the mountains east of
here, and a battle to the death is mo
mentarily expected.
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Meeks was present at the killing
of Murdock but escaped by hard rid
Murdock and M eks are said
eaders of a large
of cattle thieves operating in
ing.
to have been the
Valparaiso.—The great cyclone
which devastated the coast of Chile a
; few days ago, extended from Pisagua
the I
gang
Utah, Colorado and Wyoming.
COAST OF CHILE DEVASTATED.
Torrential Rains Follow Hurricane.
Many Lives Being Lost.
! on the north to Anlofasgusta
1 south. Torrential rains have followed
; the hurricane, almost completing the
i disaster. It Is estimated that more
! than 200 persons were killed or in
; jured.
i Immense damage has been done to
! property of all kinds.
Reports here say that Iquique has
J been Inundated. Many vessels, in ad
! dltion to the launches and lighters.
have foundered,
report having passed buoys adrift, car
go and derelicts.
Incoming steamers
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the United States cruiser Saratoga,
has been sentenced to five years' lui
prisonment for killing John L. Saun
ders, a bluejacket of the New Orleans
Atkins was tried before three Japan
ese Judges on June 23.
Seaman Convicted of Murder.
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Says 8ecret Will Never Be Known.
Tampa, Fla.—"The secret of the de
destruction of the battleship Maine
will never be known," said General W.
H. Bixby, chief of engineers In charge
of the work or raising the Maine, on
his arrival here Sunday from Havana.
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Juarez.—Under orders from tue city
of Mexico, 1,000 of General Escudero's
men departed Sunday for Chihuahua
Oeneral Escudero says his orders are
to return to Chihuahua, hut he may
then go farther south.
Princess Clothilde Dead.
Turin.—Princess Clothilde, widow
of Prince Napoleon Bonaparte, who
was, nicknamed "Plon-Plou," on ac
count of supposed cowardice in the
Crimean war, died Sunday. She was
sn aunt of King Victor Emmaimuei.
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KING AND QUEEN VIEW FLEET
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One Hundred and Eighty-five War
Ships Salute Royal Pair as They
Pass Long Line of Vessels
London.—One hundred and e'ghty
j five ships-of-war, representing sigh
j teen nations, paid homage to King
; George and his consort. Queen Mary,
at Spithead on Saturday. It was the
greatest naval display In the world's
history.
In this, the greatest international
fieet ever assembled, the Delaware,
the United States dreadnaught. stood
out as the biggest warship afloat.
As the king anti qu.en, on board
the royal yacht Victoria and Albert,
proceeded through the long lines of
battleships, cruisers and other vessels
each ship gave the royal salute. Th?
thunderous tones of the great guns
were deafening.
Included in the party sabcard the
royal yacht were John Hays Ham
mond. th? special embassador from
the United States, and other dis
tinguished envoys to the crowning
festivities. Of the ships in the great
column 167 represented Great Bri
tain's sov reign ty of the seas, and
eighteen were the most splendid
types of seventeen other nations.
The tonnage of the British war
ships wa3 more than 1,000,000. The
cost of this International war fleet
was twice as much as it was when,
in 1897, the war ships of Great Bri
tain were called together to celebrate
the diamond jubilee of Queen Victoria.
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The review of the naval parade in
tihe Solent was one of the most im
pressive features of the coronation
coreraont a. and million of cheering
people witnessed it.
Battleship Utah Shows Speed.
Monh.-gan Island. Me.—The battle
ship Utah, the largest American war
ship to be put through the paces on
the government trial course In the
lower Penobscot, came ploughing up
from the southwest Saturday after a
remarkably qu'ck run from the Dela
ware break-water and beaded to
ward Two Rush light. A speed of
23 2-5 knots an hour must be shown
over the governments measured
orurse of Monroe island Monday, af
ter which th re will be a four hours'
sust . lillMl s , )Ce(i test au a later a coal
in
consumption trial.
Lost Boating Party Returns.
Salt Lae City.—Joseph Nelsdti and
a party of seven, missing for
hours on Gre^t Salt Lake, returned
to Saltair Saturday at noon. While
the lake in a twenty-ton gasoline
launch, a storm cam?» up. and the
party were force to seek shelter on
all island. Their friends feared they
a ] ia( i been drowned, and numerous
searching parti: s were sent out.
the I None of the members of the party
are the worse for their experience.
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Dissatisfied With Spain's Reply.
Paris.—A dispatch to the Temps
from Madrid says lliat the Spanish
cabinet, having replied vaguely to the
request from Great Britain to explain
her intentions in connection with Ihe
occupa: ion of El Araish and Alcazar,
England has asked for more precise
information concerning Spain's Mo
roccan program.
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Favor Statehood.
Washington.—The senate committee
on territories on Saturday voted, six
to three, to report favorably the house
: resolution admitting New' Mexico and
lui Arizona to statehood, with Ihe provi
; sion ttmt portions of Ihe two consi
tutions shall be resubmitted to the
j people. Slight amendments to the
house resolution were made.
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Campaign Against Social Evils.
Philadelphia.—With the adoption
of a resolution for a world wide cam
paign against social evils in which
other denominations will be asked to
join, the Baptist World alliance end
ed its business sessions Saturday.
Receiver Sought for Wireless.
San Francisco.—A number of
stockholders in the United Wireless
company have begun proceedings,
asking for the appointment of a re
ceiver for the California business of
the company.
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Miners Burned to Death.
Leadville.—Patrick Ryan and Pat
rick Brown, miners, were burned to
death, aturday, when the Free Coin
age house, a hoarding house occupied
largely by miners, was burned. Two
men named Petis and Ellis are also
believed to have died in tho fire.
of
Mexican Women Want to Vote.
Mexico City.—Five hundred women,
court,
as
been
two
ford
of
and
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HARRIMAN MERGER REGULAR
Government Loses Suit Against Con
trol of the Southern Pacific by the
Union Pacific Railroad Company.
Salt Lake City.—The merger of the
Union Pacific with the Southern Pa
cific is legal, and the government's pe
tition to enjoin the Union Pacific
from continuing in its control of the
Southern Pacific was dismissed in the
federal court Saturday by order of
Judge John A. Marshall.
The opinion upon which the decree
of dismissal is based was handed
down by the United States circuit
court of the Eighth district at St.
Louis. The decree was entered here
Saturday because the suit was com
menced here in February, 1908. The
opinion was also handed down in Salt
Lake simultaneously with St. Ixiuis
and St. Paul.
The government will at once appeal
to the United States Simreme court.
Judge E mcr I'-. Ad: .
majority oi-laiuu .»idea \ as'concurred
in by Judge Sanborn and the former
judge, now Supreme Court Justice
Vandeventer. Judge William C. Hook
wrote a dissenting opinion.
Judge Adams found that the rail
road merger, engineered by the late
Edward H. Harriman and his associ
ates in 1901 and subsequently, did not
amount to a direct and substantial re
straint of trade, interstate or interna
tional.
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GAS WRECKS HOTEL.
Eight Persons Injured in Disaster at
Estes Park, Colorado.
Estes Park, Colo.—The Stanley ho
tel, built at a cost of $500.000, was
partially wrecked Sunday night by an
explosion of gas. Eight persons were
injured, one seriously.
None of the guests was injured.
Elizabeth Wilson, a hotel employee,
was hurled from the second floor and
both ankles were broken.
The west wing of the hotel was
wrecked and the fact that none of the
guests had retired for the night is
said to be responsible for the small
list of injured.
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Uncle Sam's Shoe Trade.
Washington —The United States ex
ports almost three times as many
bouts and shoes to Argentina alone
as we import from the entire world.
The total imports into the United
States fiom all countries in 1910 was
only $114,0;
1909. while we sent to Argentina alone
in 1910 hoots and shoes to the value
of $283,045. Most of our imports were
fancy stocks, largely used in theatri
cal work, and by the very wealthy.
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and only $105,081 in
Arabs Rout Sultan's Troops.
Hodeldah, Arabia—R bels in great
force surprised ami cut up a Turkish
column commanded by Mahomed Ali
Pasha outside Uheesan, a town on
the Red sea about 100 miles north of
Hodeldah. A thousand Turkish sol
diers were killed. Mahomed All Pa
sha is retreating. The fighting was
so desperate and nt such close quar
ters that 500 Turkish fugitives are
suffering from dagger wounds.
Sixty-five Children Poisoned.
San Bernardino Cal.—Sixty-five
children who attended a picnic near
a resort in this city are suffering
from ptomaine poisoning. Fourteen
of the victims are said to be serious
ly ill. Tlie ice cream eaten by the
children has been tested chemically
and absolved from blame, but the
state hoard of health, it is said, will
he asked to investigate colored cones
used as containers for the ice cream
Farmer Found in Cistern.
Fowler, 1 tid—Peter Larson, a retired
farmer, 63 years old. was found dead
in a cistern at ills home here Friday.
His head was badly cut, as If by an
ax. His wife and he had quarreled
during the night, It is said.
Cyclone in Chile.
Iquique, Chile.—A cyclone, accom
panied by rain and a high tempera
ture, struck this place Friday. A hun
dred loaded lighters were sunk in Ihe
harbor and ships were stripped of
theif masts.
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Packers Must Plead.
Chicago.—J. Ogden Armour and
other indicted meat packers were Fri
day afternoon dtnled a bill of parti
culars setting forth more specifically
the defendants' alleged violation ot
the Sljerman anti trust act.
Wintry Weather in Minnesota.
Duluth, Minn.—Furnace fires were
lighted in Duluth Friday, overcoats
donned and winter underwear
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ALASKAN COAL LANDS ARE RE.
STORED TO THE PUBLIC AFTER
LONG AND BITTER FIGHT.
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future
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Chief Forester Pinchot and Several
Minor Officials Were Dismissed
From Public Service as Result of
Controversy Over Claims.
Washington.—The famous Cunning
ham Alaskan coal land claims, through
which it has been alleged that the
Morgan-Guggenhelm syndicate had
planned to extend their vast interests
in Alaska and to control one of the
most valuable coal fields in the world,
were on Monday formally disallowed !
by the department of the interior.
Secretary of the Interior Fisher hav
ing approved the department's deci
sion as handed down by Fred Dennett,
commissioner of the land office, the
last door is believed to have been
closed to the Cunningham claimants.
Their attorneys have threatened an
appeal to the United States supreme
court, but such an appeal can be
based only on some point 01 iuvr in
volved, and not on the findings of fact,
as announced by the department.
The Cunningham claims have
been in the public eye for more than
two years. They brought about the
Ballinger-Pinchot investigation by
congress and the dismissal from the
public service of Chief Forester Gif
ford Pinchot, Louis R. Glavis, a chief
of field division in the land office,
and several minor officials. Both
Messrs. Pinchot and Glavis were dis
missed for insubordination incident to
their attacks on former Secretary Bal
linger, whom they claimed was favor
ably disposed toward the claims.
In announcing the decision of the
department, Secretary Fisher, who
succeeded Mr. Ballinger, declared tnat
new coal land laws are needed in
Alaska if that territory is to be de
veloped properly.
Pinchot Pleased.
New York.—Perhaps nobody in the
country was better pleased with the
final disposition of the Cunningham
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GIFFORD PINCHOT.
claims than Gifford Pinchot,
own fortunes had pivoted upon them
so critically.
"The cacellation of the claims," he
said, "Is proof, given by the adminis
tration itself, that the fight made
against it to prevent coal monopoly in
Alaska was not only successful, but
necessary and rieht. This victory in
sures the cancellation of multitudes
of other fraudulent claims in Alaska."
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No Restrictions on Candidates.
Mexico City.—No favoritism ril be
shown by the provisional' government
in the coming presidential election,
according to President de la Barra.
This was the substance of his reply
Monday to a man who called regard
ing the candidacy of General Geronimo
Trevino, who has never formally an
nounced his cadidacy, but friends are
working in his favor. It was to ascer
tain the attitude of the government
that his partisans questioned the chief
executive.
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McManigal's Wife Refuses to Testify.
Ix>s Angeles.—Mrs. Ortie McMani
;al, whose husband is in jail here
under the charge of murder in con
nection with the dynamiting of the
Los Angeles Times building, October
i. 1910, appeared before the grand
jury here Monday and on advice o(
Attorney Clarence S. Darrow of Chi
rago chief counsel for John J. Be
Kamara and Ills brother, James, who
are under like indictments, refused
to testify.
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Tragedy in Tennessee.
Dyerslnirg, Tenn.—W. E. Hudson,
merchant nnd planter, was shot and
instantly killed by Drew Hudson,
adopted son of his brother. In turn
Drew Hudson was killed with his own
weapon by Morgan Hudson, a third
brother.
Kille Boarder and Self.
Rich wood. W. Va — In an attempt to
kill hlb son and daughter, Granville
Johnson, 50 years old, shot and killed
R. T. Ulet, 25 years old. a uuaraer
at his home, and then committed sui
cide when hard pressed by a inob.
Race War in West Virginia.
Elkins, W. Va. —Four Italians were
probably fatally wounded and several
other men were seriously injured in a
race war Monday night between Am
ericans and Italians near Weaver,
W. Va.
Explosion on Submarine.
San Diego, Cal.—Explosion on the
eubmarine Pike, caused by a "back
fire" in the gasoline engine, severely
burned F. W, Elliott, a chief machin
ist; J. Q. Jeffries, machinist's mate,
and L. B. Walker, electrician.
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Chicago Gets Next Convention.
San Francisco.—Chicago is the city
in which will be held the next trlen
i niai convention of the Intefhatlonal
School association. Iho exact
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TO ABANDON MILITARY POSTS
General Wood Declare* That Secre
tary of War Intend* to Abolish at
Least Four Posts In Northwest.
Washington.—At leiut four and pos
sibly six military posts in the north
west are to be abolished in the near
future by order of the secretary of
war was asserted .Monday by General
Leonard Wood, chief of staff, before
the house committee on expenditures
in the war department.
The posts to be abandon 'd are the
smaller ones, and the present investi
gation exempts brigade and regimen
tal and recruiting stations. This is
the first step in the policy leading
ultimately to the concentration of the
army in a few large posts located on
trancontinenfal lines convenient for
quick mobilisation.
While the order is expected during
the present summe.', the abandonment
of posts will not occur until troops
are to be moved to Panama and Ha
waii. When eight or ten regiments
are sent to Panama and Hawaii they
will be taken as far as possible from
the posts to be abandoned and the
secretary of war will ask congress for
permission to sell the grounds and
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buildings. Boise, Idaho, and Fort
Meade, South Dakota, are said to be
two of the posts stated for abandon
ment. in addition to Fort Assiniboine,
Mont.
Loses Million and a Half.
New Yor.—Verging on a complete
physical breakdown and facing the
climax of a tremendous fight to ex
tricate herself from a maze of civil
suits, Mrs. E. C. Seaman, famous as
"Nellie Bly," the globe trotter, has
addressed a confidential communica
tion to Governor Dix, bearing a fer
vent appeal that he look into the vari
ous proceedings that have grown out
of the looting of her Iron Clad com
pany, which she has managed since
the death of her millionaire husband
and which is now in the hands of a
receiver. The two confessed thieves
and forgers are now out on $5,000
bail each. Mr3. Seaman estimates
her loss at $1,500,000.
Three Burned to Death.
Nantucket, Mass.— Miss Heien Wil
son of New York and Miss Mildred
De Haven of Brooklyn were burned
to death in a fire in the boat house
of William Barnes, Jr., on Commer
cial wharf, Saturday. Ulysses Pa
hud, Mr. Barnes' valet, was fatally
burned in trying to aid tho young
women and died at midnight. Thur
low Weed Barnes of Albany and
Thomas Kerr of New York were se
riously burned trying to save ths
young women. Tho young ladies
were serving tea in the boat house
when the fire occurred.
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Makes Rate Ruling.
Washington.—It was ordered by the
interstate commerce commission on
Monday that* where a through rate is
in excess of the aggregate of inter
mediate rates the carrier may, without
application to the commission, cor
rect the through rate by reducing
such rate to equal the sum of the in
termediate rates, although such re
duction may have the effect of in
creasing the discrimination against in
termediate points.
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Champ Clark Issues a "Defi."
Washington.—Speaker Champ Clark
Issued a "défit" to the administration
on Saturday on learning of reports
that President Taft purposed to veto
any general tariff legislation at the
extra session of congress. The speak
er, in n formal statement, declared
that the whole tariff ought to be re
vised, and that the Democratic party
would rest its ease w,th the country.
Cholera Suspected.
New York.—The steamer Hamburg
from Genoa and Naples, which arrived
Sunday afternoon, was detained at
quarantine for observation. She re
ported the death at sea six days ago
of a flve-year-old-boy from an ailment
symtomatic, the health officers say, ol
cholera.
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third
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Must Report Accidents.
Washington.—Every railway will be
required after July 1, 1911, to report
to the interstate commerce commis
sion by telegraph "any collision, de
lallrnent or other accident" resulting
in the death of one or more persons.
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Ball Player to Become Actor.
Detroit.—Tyrus Cobb center fielder
cf the Detroit American league base
ball club, declares, that he is seriously
considering an offer to go on the
stage next winter in a revision of
"The College Widow."
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mate,
Hunting Down Fugitives.
Itajuana, Cal.—Mexican troops are
scattered in ail directions for many
miles from Tijuana, Lower California,
hunting down rebels who escaped the
slaughter, on June 22, when 60 rebels
were killed.
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Praying for Rain.
Jefferson City, Mo.—Many letters
are being received daily by Governor
Hadley, asking that a day be set aside
by proclamation for prayers for rain
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down to back yard to set
of mi fler crackers. Paw
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met me at kitchen dore
and sed to bee calrfule.
Shode me how to Ute the f«ws.
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4:30 a. m.—Grampaw come
downstares. Sed he cudden't
slope with auch a tareble rak
ket goln on.
4:35 a. m.—Grampaw aed to
paw Mi gudness wilyum you
dont know ennythtng abowt
aettln of firecrackers. Lemme
show you.
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and Sed to Be Careful-''
4:38 a. m.—Paw an grampaw
Is having a nawful rakket.
Grampaw wudent let paw holed a fire cratker in his fingers while it went of.
4:45 a. m.—Paw and grampaw still fussin.
5 a. m.—Willie Grene who livs nex dore has just got up an come owt to
tuch of his fierwurks.
5:02 a. m.—Mr. Grene has come owt an toled Willie he better be cairfnl.
5:03 a. m.—Mr. Grene Is showin Willie bow to tucb of his fierwurks.
5:30 a. m.—Grampaw stuk a bunch of firecrackers ln his pokket while he
was tellin paw abowt how thay use to shute of anvils when he was a boy.
6:31 a. m—Grampaw Jumped over
the bak fense an hollered bluddy mor
det; he dident kno the fler crackers he
pul In his pokket was lited. Thay
I knode it. I trlde to tel him
P'
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was.
bu^ he sed lltel boys shud be sene an
not hurd. Grampaw run up an down
thp alley 2 or 3 times until pnV an Mr.
Grene got the garden hoes turned on
hint an put him out.
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6:35 a. m.—Paw still showing me
hoiv to tuch of fire crackers. Grampaw
ha» gone in the hous to get dry does.
Pato is telling Mr. Grene how It hap
pened that grampaw put the crackers
"Grampaw jumped over the bak
fenae and hollered bluddy murder. He "is pokket.
jldent know the fire crackers he put
In his pokket was lited/'
6:40 a. m.—Paw sent me in the hous
becios I lalfed abowt the way he toled
abowt the way grampaw jumped the
fence. He sed grampaw jumped like a Jak rabit.
Maw is up. She maid paw come in an skoleded hif rer send
ing me in. She sex tey wont be enny more fire cracker shutln till after brek
fust.
5:43 a. m.
7 a. m.—Paw fell of the poerch ware
he was trying to nale up the big flag.
He cot his pants leg In the wire whare
the clemattis vine is an tore the vine
down also his pants leg. I got
whipped, paw sed it was my folt.
10 a. m.—I crlde till maw sed for
gudness sake wilyum give the boy his
fler crackers an let him kill hisseif if
he wonts to. I have Bet ot a hole bunch
mlaelf.
10:45 a. m.—Paw come owt an be
gun showin me agen how to shute
them. I knode he wud.
11 a. m.—Grampaw come out leentn
an a cain and stood arownd a while
an then him an paw got into a nuther
rakket abowt how to shute of lier
crackers.
11:30 a. m.—Grampaw has burn both
hans an the doktor is here.
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"Paw Has Set Down on a Big Fir*
Cracker!"
11:45 a m.—Paw has set down on a
big fier cracker. He got up rite away
but not sune enuff. The Doktor has come back. Paw sez he will whip me
12 m.—The fler engines hav Jest left. Paw thru a Her cracker in the din
ing nime to surprise maw. It did.
9 p. in.—Me an Willie Green has been
down town to see the fler wurks. He has
to sit u(> all nite to put sody an oil on his
paw's bans and I have to stay up a whlls
to go fbr the doktor agane if paw gets
wuss. Grampaw is still tawkln abowt the
gud ole times.
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WILBUR D. NESBIT.
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'I Have to Stay Up a While t« Go for the Doctor."
TONE POEM.
On high the rockets gleam and glare
And iridescent spangles glance
Athwart the bosom of the air
Full Jeweled with their radiance.
Below the bursting of the bombs
Which on the sidewalk dart and dance
Tells that the sulphury perfumes
Soon will the twilight air enhance.
And now there comes a ringing clang
And hoofbeats as the chargers pranc<
It la the warning blng! and hang!
Made by the speeding ambulance.
Often 8o.
We burn our money on the Fourth
Hut then the year Is full of days
On which without exerting much
We burn our money other ways.
The ordinary man does not care
who makes the fireworks of a nation
so long as he can show the children
how to set them off.
of
"Gaxlng down the dim vista of (he
future," cried the impassioned Fourth
of July orator, "what do we see? We
see freedom struggling against the
■hackles of anarchy! We see Justice
defying the onslaughts of injustice!
We see independence again rising in
its might and shaking off the—"
"Tou're off, mister," interrupted a
leerer, whose eyes had followed the
llrectlon of the orator's foréflnger.
'That's Hank Jonea. the town mar
FATAL DAY.
"Mad a permature explosion ol
fireworks in our town the Fourth.
Caused a terrible stampede."
"Had a stampede in our town, too.*
"Fireworks explode there?"
"No. Happened before dark. Dur
ing the speaking exercises the chair
man announced unexpectedly that Mr.
Longfellow Tennyson Scruggs was
about to read an original poem com
posed especially for the occasion."
An Anatomical Mistake.
"Pardon me," said Mrs. Justgottlt,
to her callers. "It Is growing so dark
I believe I will ring for the livers."
"For the what?" exclaimed the call
ers.
"Now, Just listen to me! Of course,
I mqant ring for the lights. A body
does get so twisted sometimes» doesn't
she?!'
Quite often the boy who celebrates
the Fourth by tying a bunch of fire
crackers to a dog's tail grows into the
man who delivers the spread-eagle
oration on the same day.
full of American »hpint!"
"Yclu are?' asked his wife, with a «h rug:
"You're full, for a fact, but I fear It
Is alpirit that cornea from a Jug."
A Fourth of July luncheon I* all
>re enjoyable if the gueeta Join
the

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