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Tuft's Pills The dyspeptic, the exceee of work of mloU , whether frees tied y , drink or ex MALARIAL REGIONS, Win find Tntt'a PM. the ttve ever offered the .nthstag Invalid FREE TO ALL SUFFERERS. «ROHIC WBAKNKSSKS,ÜLcXKS.SKrN KRUPTIONS.PILK«, frite for my FRCC book, the most instrl'Ctivk IKDICAL BOOK EVK* WRITT«K,ITTKLLS ALL about the«« ilSEASM Md th« REMARKNPBLK Ct.'RKS EFFECTED h S=HERÂ F PlÔNt™»Sa »■# if» th* ^brnedy for yodeo-vd aliment. Don't tend a cfrnt. aOW TO èitPCCEED oca BOOK SUCCESS TALKS V ilto you. Bend 10 dots to JL. D. UINKMORE, 01 N. Helmya«.»Av vm« W. *** Aagefe»» CWi, is reveal to nd beauty; ow to win love and hold »it. Write today, •articular« FREE. Addrea« NEW ERA O.. Box I2M. OCEAN »'PARK. CALIF. Leading In Defalcations. Once more Europe has demonstrat ed that when It comes to defalcation this country shrinks from Its magnifi cent dimensions. Our natural re sources, our private fortunes, our railroad accidents, and murder statis tics may be unapproachable, but we rarely produce colossal embezzlers like the French citizen which Is ac cused of making away -With more than six million of other people's dollars. Nor is the case of M. Deperdussln an Isolated instance. There Is the re cent affair of the Belgian railway di rector whose stealings ran Into many millions, and not long before him Hungary produced a confidence man of splendid proportions. No need to go back to the Humbert case and Panama. W'e have produced the Wal lingford, but Europe seems to furnish the most Interesting examples.—New York Evening Post. ERUPTION ON ANKLE BURNED Kingsville, Mo.—"My trouble began eighteen years ago. Neasfiy 'half 'of the time there were running -sores around my ankle; sometimes lit-would be two years at a time beloie they were healed. There were msay nights I,did not sleep because of the great suffering. The sores were deep run ning ones and so sore that I could not bear for anything to touch them. They would bum all the time and sting like a lot of bees were confined »around my ankle. I could not bear to scratch tt, It was always so sensitive to the touch. I could not let my clothes touch It. The akin was very red. I made wbat I called a cap out of white felt, blotting paper and soft white cloth to hold It to shape. This I wore night and day. "T tried many remedies for most of the eighteen years with no effect Last summer I sent for some Cuticura Soap and »Ointment. The very first time 1 need Cuticura Soap and Oint ment I gained -relief; they relieved the pain right then. It was three months from the time I commenced using Cuticura Soap and Ointment until the sores were entirely healed. I have not been troubled since and my ankle seems perfectly well." (Signed) Mrs. Charles E. Brooke, Oct. 22, 1912. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston."—Adv. The world's production of copper last year, estimated at 990,000 tons, was the largest on record and waa nearly double that of 1900. Some men are kept so busy main taining their dignity that they never have time to do anything eiae. Mrn.Winalow'a Soothing- Syrup for Children teething, ho fie os the gums, reduce« laflamma* Uoa,allays pain,core« wind eo.lc.35c a bottled* After reaching the top remember those who helped hold the ladder. iaK £ FOLEY (Si ,fi 8 fer 1 The Tale of Ten Thousand Dogies By HERBERT QUICK Amtkor eg "Alladia A Co." " Vkyiiia of tho Air Laima, - Etc. Copyright by tbs Bobbw-MsrrlU Company Narrative! Well, I d'n' know about ( that. 1 reely couldn't say at it does. Hut mentionin' color, the thought Of that little affair do make my face as red as a cow-town on pay-day. When T turn that tale loose we'll make a ! one-night stand of it by the -grub- j wagon. It comprises a shipper's pass : to Sioux City, a sure-thtog game in | that moral towii, which I wtn out by ! bark La' my Judgment with ray Colt, an' a police court wherein the bank roll and my pile was rake-off for the court. Charge, gamblin'. All hands plead guilty. All correct says you, an' quite accordin' to the statutes made an' pervided; an' so «ays T, ontll I casually picks up a paper In Belle Fourche, an' sees that tt was a phoney police court, not only owned and con trolled by the sheTl men, which ■wouldn't be surprisin', 'but privately Installed as a iiort of accident Insur ance on their other game. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," Mr. Elklmi remarks to me one day, but all that is goto' to be changed when I ketoh up with that police judge. Ridin' the range makes a man talka tive with the scenery, an' when I sees that Sioux City paper, I turns loose some remarks to the presence of a gentleman who subsequently turns out to b« Mr. Elkins. "Thanks." says ire. "When did yen acquire any entps to this little solitaire'blasphemy game?" says I. mad. as a man alius Is If he's ketched solloUxfulsth' to himself. "A man," says he, "with all the side tracks filled with cars o' cattle an' more cornin', an' too gang. 1s to, ex proprio , y Igore,'" says -he. whatever That means, "anywhere where cues words is trumps." He never smflea except back to his eyeh, an' T, likin' his style, hires out to him, an' was thlrjl man on the J ■ uTTp-AndLnöwn TWtorh.rrohi the day the dogies begun to be unloaded, . till .ttttoee R; Biktittf went to New York, with a roll that would choke a blopd sweatin' hippopotamus. , , Third man, sayB I, an; if you think the first was the Old Man, J. R. E., j you know, you've, got another conjee tore cornin'. Number One was Mrs. Elkins, an' 1 reckon some of her New York friends'll enter into conniptions to know that, It lessn' a year, half the boys called her Joste — ln their dreams, at least—an* some on 'em to her face: but none to her hack, by a damslte! The Old Man—a lot of us called him Jim habitual—was a one-lunger when this dogy enterprise started, all mashed to body to the collapse of the boom at Lattlmore; an' them as thinks I refer to any loggln' accident Is Informed thftt 1 mean the' town-lot boom to the city of Lattlmore, as is more fully set forth elsewhere, the same bein' made by reference a part hereof, marked "Exhibit A," which ex plains the broken bones aforesaid. I HE way 1 gets Into this story is a shame an' dis , grace, an' is Incompetent, lr ! relevant, an' Immaterial, an' o|r record to the case. Eh? Adds color to the—which? T not I found out that when 'Mr. E. went Into the bulb In a business way, this Wolf Nose Crt<[k Ranch went around bankruptcy, Imtld of through It, be cuz, mostly, nobody thought If wuth * * thought. An' to them as think strange of ten thousand alera, even dogleB, bein' bought toy a busted boomer. 111 state that any man with the same range, an' not absolutely a convicted hoss-thief, could'jre-go* 'em by glvln' the same eutthrosrt chattel mawgltch. Old Aleck Macdonald did sure sell 'em |o Mr. Elktos reason able, though, because James *R. had made him a gyod deal of money In ; this boom, an - they was only dogies. j anyhow. I Now, this beiß' my evenin' fer teîîto' ; the truth, I'll statd that ten thousand dogies is sure a complicated problem ; on the range. The distinction be tween them an reg'lar native range cows lays to th« lap o'luxury to which the dogies Is dangled to the farmin' region* where they originate. The first little bTIztard, they'll hump up an' blat fer home an' mother. They'll gaze fondly at a butte ten ml!e off, expectin' doors In It to slide open, an' racks full ojf clover an' timothy to pul] out an' b^ forked out to 'em. They look grieved an' wring their jawa becuz water with the chill took off ain't piped to their stalls, an' tb»y j moan 'cause they ain't no stalls. V* as soon run a Women's an' Babto*' Home You caln't get It Into their head* where tbe water-holes Is. an It's alluB an liven break whuther thev'll stan' an freeze to tbelr tracks, or chase after lome bunch of 2:10 na lives cntll tbejr hooves drop off. f ' l ' at s wfa Y Macdonald talked as he did about 'em, |u Fra Informed. "Take 'em," gays he, "an 1 don't fiat ter yourself I'm donatin' anything, Thev's no feed 1er 'em to their native lowr at any likin' price, an' on the othe« hand, fifty per cent, of 'emll die getrtn' ever their homesickness on the range. You'll Save it in fer me fer stichln* yon about the Financially, he was millions worse than nothing. If you can understand that. Personally, I can't. Zero ts the bottom of the upondollx scale fer me. although the thummometer seems to prove It ain't necessarily thua. Any how, the Old lvfan 'had Joale, an' any man from Sturgis to Dog Den Buttes would have shouldered all Mr. Elkins' shrinkages, especially the below-zero part, to've had her Jest once smooth the hair off his beaded brow, let alone take charge of him like a Her-ford heifer doe* her fust calf. Which Is sure the manner Josle took a-holt and managed the Old Man. Bnt this bato't no love story. Quite the re verse. It's the "Tile of Ten Thousand Dogies." I, wh tamo so jou know more buit«Mv. tb# Lord's sake take 'em before they eat me owt of every dollar I've got left!" Some of this was straight goods, an' some stall ; but that first winter was a special providence If they ever was one. So mild and barmy from Sep ( tomber to March that the prairie-dogs forgot to hole up, an' Mr* Elkins served Thanksgivlii' dinner In the open air on the pizzlazzy at the Ranch. An' she rode the range with ! Jim consecutively, an' said she'd found j her 'flnlty In this cattle biz At for : him, the main thing the matter was | that failure o' his a-mlllin' through his ! mental facilities. But this was their sca'cfti^a', a ^>ri between drinks' After yon got iw| ffw» ihff orlvk-«an' you Jlst had to J| away f'r grass—it was à good da/l ride to watqr, ,«*8t,iWekt; north, south up'r doyre. .On the hay-slews we had to prltow the rake with old hay 'fore we.could make a windrow inff If you want to. but they was whole outfits with less hay than some forks has gover'ment bonds. We hnd about enough to wad a shotgun, an' was j merchant prtores to the fodder line The steers, lookin' like seml-anlmated hat-racks, as the Old Man said, come through the cold weather to a Shrink in' an' sylph-llke way, so thin That you could throw a bull by the tall a dum sight furder'n I'd trust some folks, an' that's no dream! honeymoon, we found, an' that, an' no losses on the range helped- his case. an' by spring he begun to shoot the persiflage into the gang, an' set up an' rdach for things to beat fours. As for the dogleg, none of 'em had the faintest show fer a heller. The grass was like new-mown hay; every little snow was follered by a Chinook; the water-holes was brlmmtn': an' all went merrv as a marriaae bell "Th^ toK to Aconite " savs Mr FI kin* addrensln' me. "I knew when! heard that burnt of phonetic lava from vour lip* at Belle Fourche thnt irom your ups at neue sourene. inn, thered be no fear of low temperatures If vou could be Induced to stav hv the cow. and blow off on^e lm. whlto" He had the hot air under wonderful control, hlsaelf, an' felt good at the wnv »h* nifipif u _ l * n P ,i M»v on' fpo.H 1 . firti o' riurkn t* nt« iitti#» vm.n» Levity»*» -, »X, aDout tn« dem», an every on « o tlie a „ ...... -_._._: ., , . htoself grow. BM th* Äks ^ wag anr* a bad one fer both feed an' w-aler. The dogies. however, couldn't fairly be called such any longer, hav in' recovered from what Jim called their acute nostalgia, an' bein' -prêt' near'g good well- It wrii 1 asnative* «ras» w'i of a whl By this time Mr. Elkins was a sure enough cowman, president of the as sociation and the biggest man from Spearfish to Jackson's Hole. He knew some confounded joke on every man to the cow country, an' not only called 'em all by their fust name, but had one of his own f'r most of 'em. Mra Elkins, havin' pulled him through hto own dogy stage, dropped out of th* cow business, an' devoted herself to klda. 1 knew that Lhls dogy proposi tion was a aort of a straw that Jim Elkins grabbed at as he went under, an' it done me an' all the fellers good to see the percentage of loss so small, even If the brutes wasn't puttin' on weight as they orto, an' the price was away down, an' we knew we shouldn't be ready to sell when the mawgttch got ripe. Old Macdonald was Jim's friend, though, an' would sure extend the note when It come of age; an' fur's we could see, these dry seasons was only delayin' the clean-up. So 1 thought, an' so thought the El kins family, as peaceful as a Injun summer morn, an' as happy as skunks. But along to June or the third year, Just to the last of the round-up, out cernes what Elkins called our Nemmy sis to the form of a jackleg lawyer with news of Macdonald's death, and papers to prov* It, an' him appointed executioner of the estate of A. Mac donald, diseased. He wanted to see the cattle the estate had a mawgttch on. I was app'lnted as his chaperon to show him the stock, an' It bein' a hurryln' time o' year, I exhibited Jo him ten r 'leven thousand hpad of mixed pickles, and called It square, He didn't know a cow-brand from one plucked from t^e burnin'. an' credited ns with a township or two of O Bar-X cow stuff I run him Into the first day out. I didn't feel that he waa wuth ; payin' much notice to If he hadn't ! j had the say about the Old Man's ma«v I gltch. ; I gathered from him that, be w: goto' to realize on the outfit to ti ; fall. I went so fur as to p'lnt out what a grave-robbln' scheme this was. an' how thto dogy stuff bad been kep' to the livin' skelliton department fr two years by drouth an' a hell-slew of other troubles, an' couldn't possibly do j more than pay off the mawgltch. an' leave us boldin' the bag to the suit : country f'r snipe outside of the Mo- ; bave desert. ; "Tbeyll pay out," says he. "an' that's all I'm required to look out fer " j swear. 1 was prospectin' f'r a good hole to plant Mm to all the rest o' the trip. I goes right to the ranch when we pulled to. The Old Man an' Josle was a-sittln* to the firelight, an' she had the baby, a yearlin' on ber lap, and the boy, a long two-year old. to the «rib. Outside of a neat o' young wfld ducks, I never *een any thing »öfter and cuter. I reports an' asks instructions as to tbe best way 1 of disposin' of Mr. Jackleg * remains "Quicklime." says be rumlnatlnTy, "Is a good and well-recognized scheme; but we haven't any. Aconite. have we? Or we might Incorporate him Into that burnin' lignite bed over ln tbe butte. Bogin' him up an' shlp pin' him to fictitious consignees in volves a trip to the railroad, an' crest S strugglin' railroad company far tho freight. I» never seemed to t|ae quite the Cfcrtsttsn thing Don't y«u agree ; with One Aconite?" "Now. the God's truth Is. I was speakto' paraboltcallr about this pro - fall in with it in that heart-to-heart way. I made a llghtnln' cat-hop, an' told him as sober as a Keeley alumnus that the lignite bed seemed puai Ju dtclous to me. an' when schuld we load up the catafalque' Than Mrs K breaks In with a sort o' *u**lln' "Jim." says she, "you ought to bo ashamed of yourself' Mr l|>tisroll," addressin me by my jiam*. which never was Aconite, reely. "Jjlr Drle coll, Mr, Elkina is not serions In his remarks." Jet ted homicide, but no man than bluff me. an' when' the Old Man seemed to laugh a "Nelther'tn I,' says i. "Of course not.'' says she. "•# fully "Sure," say s the Old Man "Let the lawyer take Its course Which will be assumin' possession of ten thousand "See him to Helena fust.". 4ays 1 But wait a minute." say« Mr El kins "Somebody's get to take charge of his stuff for the mortgage. If he k *»P» on "linkin' as he doss now VV* T our frl<>nd 1,11 0 '' m " T * ab p n every wa ? *° have You than, "J. Bill Skeela of the O llar-X " courB * 1 K eI * roped, throwed an »' |R *'. Mr Jackleg goes I awa / 1 Uk ' n m > rac * , « >t rr ten ,hou ' ® an<s mor ^ or atc'«*ra hranded "Jf ' known to the cglUe bust ** ' J-Bp-And Down, the same b * hl on ,he >''"toes at the h»»Sd waters nf tb - Cheyenne. Moreau, ijl.le Mis | r° Tl - °' b « r | a " ^ ! k ™"'* «•*; mor " "-"J""'«» «* * crl h*d to a certain Indenture of maw . . ,,n<1 ®° f»"' 1 and so on, till death comes to your relief An James * K,k,nH W1 *" bun f.^ d **!",%'*'" ^ 1 f ^" n lll, * * «heepma, m. l TtiBHRed! Mr tiÄttpi tunifd oul to be WltlWOTipooB— iw hl» Inutructlon* from ih* burkhokrd «■ hi* understand that." dogies; and 1 feel sure he'll want to leave you to charge of 'em. H»'a stuck on you. Aconite." ! m F5< Mg \\ v lr ifl L«J, Àtjm/ÿt , v ■\ Hi at M Ï I it* Ï i] m W V M ■ ■ M a?, m 0k % HLRL'5 THE MULL TEH THOUSAND COOPED UP WfTtwn TWEHTT TTMttt Of THE3P0I WHEREOh 0TAH0 " TO THIlf WE »cnn to "Well, fer Oawd's aakes!" says I, thlnkln' of the feller's sanity; an' be fore I could finish my yawp, off be pelts, leavin' me gaspin' "Wake up." says Klktos, shakln' me by the shoulder. "If you git 'em all watered by bed-time, you'll h-»ve to git busy." He sure to a good loser, thinks I. ontll I flggered that with Jo*|* an' the kids counted to, be hadn't been pried a loose from any great percent**# of hla holdln's after all. Now, the idee was to round up an' ship about the first of December, so the estate could be wound Up at the January term o' court. Pr*tty soon thing* seemed about as they was be fore. I went to the Old Man for or der*, an' Mr Jackleg * visit seemed. ! as Mrs. E. once said, like a badly drawn dream Every time 1 went to j r r ), e gay , to mP that I'm bos* an' to remember my Instructions. "Obey orders," says he, "ii It busts owners." Brass an' water waa plenty ag'to. and the dogies was fattto' up, Round up was drawln' on Just as prospects fr profit begins to brighten It seem j ed a sort of a hash of mldniifht is'»»» sinatlon, poisonin' water-hoh-a, glvln' : away a podner, an' keepln' sheep, to ; ship them ten thousand then An' alt ; the time the Old Man was |* bearin' down about obeyin' orders If It busted " owners. The thing kep' millin' an' millin' to my brain till I got Into tb* habit of settln' around an' sweatin' heinyoos, ontll I'd come to with a start, to the middle of a pool of »elf evolved moisture filled wltji wavin' rushes, an' embosomin' acre* of Boat to' water-lilies! That's the aort of sweater I am when a little worried Fin'ly I turned on tbe Old M,in like a worm—a reg'lar spiral still worm. 1 "How to everlastin' fire," rs |, not Just like that, "am I to see that ever » dogy gits two swigs a day on the*« prepares to pull out, to tbe presence of tbe Odd Man an* Mrs. E. "I was fetched up on a farm," says he, an' he looked the part, "an' know a good deal about rattle. Every animal should hev water at least twice a day." 'Til personally see to It." says f, winkin' at the Old Msn, "that every steer has a crack at tbe growler at least semi-daily " "Another thing." saya he; ft knew a herd-boy that run a bunch of fifty oows practical y dry by holdln' 'em to too close a bunch on the prairie !«et 'em apM-ead out ao's to give era room to graze," prafries, an' wherein am I to take any notice of that shyster's fool talk abou' aaya be. "you know tbers a pools an' water-holes scattered from here to the Canada line, an' from the Missouri to the Continental Divide. A rangin' wide?" "Well" . _ bM«y to wktor, «mH bo aid to Eva nmre art-ordto to the hvilropsthlc Ideas of the executor of the »III of A Macdonald, diseased At the time you would be conformin' to his remarkable correct hyjeeni.- notions "Hyjeenlc y'r irrandmother' ' says 1. f'r the sttlwation called f'r »trim* language "They couldn't be rounded Uy in a year, an' It's damn nonsense, anyhow, to fuller the sooallrd Idees of a-" "Oh. I see." says he In a sort of ( significant way 1 aee it would be a slow round-up Maybe my intrusts i blinds me to those of the people von represent A slow round up wouldn't hurl me any' But. of course, you sian' f'r (he mawgltchee's Intrusts, an' are nafrall) hoslyle - -" same as to segregation " I set sort o' numbed f'r a minute ; A new thin* was « happenin' to me, to wit. an We* was workln' Itself Into i m.v self-sealin', air light, shot-proof, I Harveyiaed skull floods o' light! ' a Noachlae d*luge of It right then 'Sir, says I, an Madam, truly —quotin' Iron» a pome Mrs E. had been reading»"! think 1 see my duty clear at last' If 1 fin'ly hev grasped It, my labors requires my absence says I. "an' I'll see you liter " Mr. Elkina laughed a aort of a Van Trlloqulst s chuckle Josle Ellftos eom ** nn ' , '* n,,ln ' *>«»" lo '"** ln that maddentn way o' hem. sort oa If ahe s climbin' Into your vest pocket. the squoze my hand, an the aaya. Mr Ilrlarall. we know that you'll be ' ' ru< ' <° «"T 'd*»« "Posed '« Tou! An' to your friend« 1 * An' at the word frlenda " she sort of made sunbeams from her eyes to mine an' pressed my band before breakto' away, as much ns to sav that .peakin' o' friend., the '"»< *'••* ^ « b -»me canteen an' robbcl watermelon patches Jogetber from earliest totancy . ", was her an me Hnty Mackinaw went out Into the wilderness glvln thank, an' slngln an' cu.sto mynelf. ,be t _ 1 flatter rayntll that th. work don* nr f<m«n«Yln from th«* .1 Vp Ami Uiiiu h from th«t Htm*, t t «imll. «t«n«l« In » rl»» by lliM'lf In row 1 rcwmtr> «tvminl« It b«*«ln» with « »ort Talk ab<uit your 1 got what Doc calls I, 1 expanse of ths moral heritage Doc, take Ol* an' the Dresser, an' J goto' s«>uth an' west with as many as j fob can round up, drop off a carload r so at every waterin' place an' sum mnr resort up tbs Bell# Fourche an' the North Fork, over onto the Powder. I. * n ' •• f ur *• ffherldan When yeh »It ahirrt o' cows, come back fr more There ain't no real limits lo yer #f fori* »horf o' the Yellowstone We m u"* obey Mr Jarklegto order* shout 1 huddlin' I'll give Absalom an' Pike ; the Little Missouri, the r'snnon Ball ; *®d th# Ornnd valley* «If what help T°" ne«»d; I grant power to each of f* h I® *' n <! f*r person* an' papers an' administer oath* If necessary I'll '" k '' m 7 r f*w an' try to gladden the w ""*' place* along tfcg Moreau on' "heyenn* an' Whit# Rivera with dogl**. Del your gang*, an' scatter seed* o' kindness an' tong four year old# from hell lo breakfast For *» yeh sow even shall yeh reap If a '•"tier smothers from crowdin' ssv'rsl to • township these flot nights some body's goto' to be held personally t sponsible to me You heir. I »'poae' "I* this straight goods. Aconite" »ays Doc "Am I a perfesstonal humorist say* I. "or am I the combined Ere»' Air Fund. H P C A and Jacob A Rll* of these yer# bill»' Am I tb main squeeze of this outfit *i> tl head of a responsible gover ment. • am f not? Hit the grit," says I. an' began Irradiatin' steers " Obedience Is a lovely thing, feller 1 an' a man poised In all air-sbu, , f* tbousan' f*et above a given p|- n t ere* ln the neighborhood o' lh* llav Stack Buttes, armed with a good Ion* range peskeriscop*. might have «• served s besutlful outb»i«t of It » t that goidlng autumn on tbe part . a clnss of men presumably onsubor nato—the ungrammatical but o' quarterly conference of the punch ers. I gives 'em a sermon something aa rollers: t "Fellers," says I, "It's ben born* to upon me that these dogies need drivtn' where they'* fewer cow* lo the cubic Inch o' water. Moreover, they're In too much of a huddle. Here's the hull I f, at , ten thousand cooped up within twen ty to thirty mile of th# spot whereon You caln't swing a bobcat a by tbe toll." aays I, "without scratch tbe we stand to I the poor llttla Inoarcent calves, 1 a Mulberry Street shame In' their eye# out It vt'iato* crowded tenement laws It corrupts It's You are j therefore, ordered an' directed to dl* semi nets these heaves over a wider You warm hearted cow-boy». They preached n mixed assortment o' fair to-mlddli: ■teen unto all men Tb* Ten Tho»» sand was absorbed lato the lands-ape of tour great stolas Ilka a ship-load o' Swedes lato the Republican party The brethren of the ranches boozed _ _ ^. . .. . ... „ whavwvor g wtog at «own nmmmtia- to more tha- « midst of e «nn;» the fluids an' pastors leg's order* it was ton felt so gmul so ».» Jahlsh In my life as l did a rldtn !>*■ » to Wolf Nose Crick In the brown 0< tober weather, with the dottles off mi mind an' the map. thtnkln' of how Mrs i: had squo.e mi hand, a- rt « SStpfQl mi moonlight nights but strunger n onbms In a sense o' ]uty w.-i: performed You i-jn *ori o dimly ketch onto the shock II was to me. sdrlllln into mmpst Wolf Nose Crick In this v,-. peaceful frame of mind to find Mr e handful congre e place, there was of a gun in the movin' rm along to buhblln sittings green new of Mr Jack ■in I pe«er glory halletu- ' gsted toge * - r s«..ie nbsj tr.l t | Jacktaat there, maiMer'n a ma»»«» «augn. an perfec'ljr shameful ln h!» reelin'» towards me j "Calm yourself," savs I droppto' my | hnnd lo my Rlin: - t ' hp , toK , p , a || rl *ht Thp dogies Is oui yan In the mo „ unhml aied stale of any outfit on lh , f„ r f r „ m ,|„ m # 0 f Wolf N ose i'rk an their corruptin' toflu drlnkln al the pure springs o ! four great American commonwealths, lavin' on fat like aldermen au to a ndvanced stnte of segregation Your ,, r<) „ rll klrll , hlnk „ow |* t ] r P membered langwldge so fur my station to life, "your orders >m np „ th4 , d . mp nn* keep >m fur «imrt. an' ha«; rp „ r dless " . ., p . , m . , ' - b,m *' h "' n **» b ^ j iVmtoî^ hTm ^ my m ^ fp r Mm rto t smw toi. 'r.snl 1 , , K , , ' ", not to let him go on an. f r I couldn t . l t any reel man talk to me that n way, 1 " n ,lm ' ,bl ' n « ,ak " «* *1 w«y P« « n h««ty In my rw murk«." »»>« hf*; 'bill !>• b«*<*n mil with nit th#» mi»n I «-mild «It T* two _ , . . » . . week», nn how mnnv of our herd do 1^?"'"" ' '° C# '' "Where's these ten thousand head .»■ rattle. |>rlscoll*'' he hollers im see- j | n me Here'« your receipt for 'em. ! where's the stock»" tlon It, 1 hnd the hoys a-holdln' me , and Mr Jackleg etannln' without hltchln "Not knowin'. «-ain't say." says I "Just a hundred an' ftfty-aeyen!" says he "fl«md!" says | kick cornin' ter myself to the next w-usl I» yet lo com*!' ' "You've got no I couldn't have dtme bot But you won't'gll a* many two week«' t'h*wr up. the An' at that he fltea off the handle a* In an' lights mil f'r the East, with the «.tat* all unwound. I s'pose ! Now. everybody knows the rent of this story Every body knows tiow gras* an' water an' winter* favored lh* rnrigesliiff f'r the next two years, j Them dogies was a* well off's If they'd Iw-en to upholstered shed* satin' glid ed hay When ol' llakoly starts out to kilt stock, sh« rrg'lar Mountain M cibler* Massacres 'em, but when she ! turns to lo make a feed yard of her i self, she's a cow paradise without i snake* The hl.Cry of these dogies j illustrates this p'lnt. an' show* our beautiful system of enforcin' h.maslf j to marketin' range caille whereby the ; active robbery to confined io the stock yards folks and Ilia packers, where It won't do no moral harm. As was iierfec'ly square an' right, th* brand Inspector* at Omaha, Rloui ; City, Chicago an' Kansas City was on j lh* lookout f'r J ftp-And-tb>wn steer* In the Intrusts of Mr Jackleg'* maw | fre * an a®' ">* r*«'or«l of A con "* Ih' 1 »' - oll, as a Philanthropist, a humannytarlan, an' a practical cow puncher, wa# nur* more as clear ** a "hrlstlan s eye An this I* how Jim Elkins got bln ant* In this New York game )»*'* * buckin' so «u< « cssful An so It was that my Mill* meet up with s Mtoux City shell-man which I'm lookin' fer ylt, result* In a r*g tor Pullman sleeps er trip t»» Chlrago »tier# I'm lh* guest of honor *t s feedln' rooteet In slltute.l by Mr lames ft Elkin*, whereat Mr tackier Witherspoon I mean and dead gam« after alt, tf any om- »tumid Irmulr* make* a talk about Hw pleasure It iff-.rd* ill of us to *• • -mr old friend Klklua ..rod to those financial circular, where he was so well known an' so much at horn# *n alludln lo me a* restorer In » h-*F by tirh/a of mv treat f«-«t an tosta' ter, ih», ;**nd dogies that Pinker t»»n hltnself rouldn'f find -rn imttl the wtld> -re»* « « fti u, dl-xorg* »m in its own wild »n *ie,::y «»y A;. Hr l I'm culled on *n made to git ur loco.- ! at the strange grazin' gr-.dn 1 hut «»me to do my best an' aft- ndi'ln a while I'm hem >.iy» | 't., my *< k»tf>rdln«ry laU-n' rr ' *-ey!n' order* I'm told i«, rrm ■ hither an' I at one# # P t on' to pr-.»,«- ! w <-ff« mène** ss a < »me t, -herer '* fr l«#ln' ten th<-»isand dngles I «ain't see what that ha* to do with my great feet An' right here " I says '! wish to th-it I on«i !< «t ,.,m f 'ng m > it. . ■' » methlng done 'r «.»1 by a g-n tie man now present for *11 of which 1 b *g pardon of Mr lack teg M' Wither«;i».»n, I m- u,» every b-, dy h-.ller« *r< glich; an' after every roundup, some on 'em would dribble to with Ihe ship | an' be sold sn' proceed# golv ! bled accordin' to Hoyle An' when ' *' H *' M,d do * l, ■■ •h 0 " 1 ,h " I of Norman hos.es. an' as fat as Suf | ,H * k 1,1 ** wnr ^ *°** vv, " r r " rk *« '»«T r »» , ' b «• rBn **- ,h *' ,h ' rr *'N^ B was off. an' J-Üp-And flown »tuff waa up F'r out from lo b " «* rounded i " ,,M ' k » o''>n' b » » "'ll- prwf near '"'rr car had urnie of 'em Top i Krasser*, they was at last, to weight an' price, an' when the half of 'em was In. the estate of A Macdonald, dla I cased, was wound up. tight ss a drum, ! «ntriis* an' principal an Jim Elktos had ** n * ,,nl * *' •*'' thousand j beeves, wuth around a hundred »place. . ; say* I. an | pounds him , most of all but redder n * turkey, "an* ! wlsl! to state that It dosa ma good j ts feel that harmony and peace be tween him an' me Is restored Here to t'hl< ag< Kl* together oa the plat form of feed la' to buerhee without, dehornin' »Uh ttta paramount Issue to go before the people on. however that old plank * hts's declarin' Fr frekent drisks?" y# 1. "him aa' ms can After tU f idfc't ,, wsatuaiad-aot gaits ' FEEL ALL USED UP? I v-es rour bark ache .onwsR<tyf Dw on loi vs *harp twingws when ,-pmg or tiftiegl IV» yon tee! all ased up- as if you could lust go no further t brings great dtsrnm K idnav w»»k Wbat with backache headache, »ml urinary dtaturhescas it la fee!» all a-wtl up I« di« »mler i Doan y Kulnev Pith* have cured thoys *1» of lust «urh c commended «penal kidney remedy Ii « the beat A South Dakota Case H rasas. N. I». Ii or« Pslss is my tart nssrly V mu with ."L 5 TÎ It« MM Th* fc i<t * I « « r « II • I • » 8?*n*jr *«4 nu*ii «its •an*, Hk* t* I || I a - ; _ . . T Amwyseoas • u ' h " , ' rl, ' k, f heat Ivy poisoning, I ln »*' cl hit's and offensive perspiration ^ «re quick), relieved by spplyln* 1 ^ a " j B Tvree. w «k ", In*»«» I» * for free sample Ads t do '' j ■Mi ' «MU* «»to »n>t *•*%•« hi •*« u*« ctifwl m*. Th* k ! Ik. n m*n*el ** midnit MLL* ro.vmt MirnuaN co. *wrr alo, is. T. DOAN'S W. N U , Salt Laks City, No. It-Uft. Sound* Serious. "I am going to se» my avuncular relation " "l>e«i me! I* he as bad an nil I lhat ?" Anefhsr Refusai fa Talk. "Wasn't Jason th* man who triad to land lh* Holden Fl**c*?" aaksd th* youthful alud*nl "I shall not undertake to say," piled Senator Horghuin. I poattlvaly refus* lo discuss anything pertaining to the wool bualneaa. outslda of oBca hour*," Important to Msthsra . Examine carefully every bot I la of CAMTOHI A. a aafa and tara remedy tot Infanta and children, and Bears ths Signal ura of 6C to ITea For Over SO Tears. no Children Cry for Fletcher's Caatnria •euncing Arrival Was a Baby. Thorn was a stork party In Atchison recently, and tho husband was la th* room when hi. first baby was born He suddenly rushed from It and do.» ■lair, to where severs) persons wer« wsiting to h*sr the news baby. It's s baby." be seid, jrrestly sa sited going to b*, a ret?" asked his broth Kansas City Htar of As on Its I What did you think It wn. #*r Not fsactl/ A lady teacher In a Mouth l.ondo council sohool was recently giving natural history lesson lo a Junior sign. In I he course of It she gave sam* I» formation about I be heron, and nt H end she asked the children, an a sin pin home lesson, to write down wb. they knew of th* bird. Only one member of her class s» say*, was able apparently to set do* her Ideas la writing, for nest aiornlg only «ne »asay was banded In And this on# eesay. written by little girl, read "Hear Teacher berron la a bloater " a a .. . . . b „. t ' odd ,„ n ,, )d m efto-n uS'easa« befor* lh* y rmh-. tee sud « fee are often the raus« of tbn clou nes*. and that ihete is s simple w I «® I*» "*•' Habt br.*«k In A *" ,,b V farmer had such aa c«p *" 1 " lu * ,J ' ' '*• >» » <«"• ' '""f \ ***'," ' Imriag^ llwîast years I would not mon» than get «» on* *p- il m n t < »»lie until an * - il-l n- » i » , 1 h ' <■•'»' d'-ior* I could *- - * u '»*'• I c«mid bay < *'* u 'l''' r,r ' f* i»cf , . ' * " »«» tried - Î ,,| r V.-oo*,d »» , i m V-»*rt ât tu . ■« *.» tr,*t * #.* it *. . : : .mu i.u' of my txtày 1 on, to ihc cun. iu«t»>i, that i J ' r " - f >' «ad that I ■ •*«"" *».u«d up, -. . i. i sew a to • ! »'l**'"' •• '»•• u' I h» i always b I i*-r* tn B Testing Hardness of hisst. A very simple device baa reeesrt been Invented for teetlng the bar ness of steel by Impact of a tubular standard fitted with hardened steel bell al tbe lower eg which I» placed upon the steel to I tested At the upper «nd of Ihe .tag ard Is a spirit level by which It standard may he brought to tree ft Usai position Mounted on th# stantfg I» a cylindrical drop weight. Thto raised to th* top of the standard m then dropped, strlhlag a weight* reiving block al the bottom of t standard. wlil< h communicate# the t pact to the steel ball, and «nahe# i Indentation to th« steel that la heft leafed Of tbe Indentation *t(b a reliult seal* the hardneaa of tbe steel m be determined By measuring the dlarnot LIGHT BftCAKt IN Thoughtful f srmir Lsarwa AM Caffs*. coffee drinker, end got aa Idea tbe «1 that nuarbe etiB cause of my trouble. I began to use Besinnt last* coffee »nil In less than threw Wt felt Ilk* s new man Tbs rbeou , and I bave never bad a r •as « ui nn .< My appetite is good, »jr «g-ae never •>< better and I can du a . ; work than befor* tor to year», | [ haven t tasted coffee sheer- I, , gnn with Boston* My wife g , > accurdln* to directions and I felt* j as well aa I ever did coffee, and i certainly a »lav* to coffee." Name given by Boston Co Ba Creek. Mich Writ# for ropy of th. He book. The Hood to WeUvtll« * % Postum comae in two fens« 8 A Regular Postum must be Well HW * <•«••* B »«tum la a sobaM* p.x A teaspoonfnl dissolve* amir with Ike kly trap of hoc water and. « ; makrt