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Knees Became Stiff
Five Years of Severe Rheumatism Th» cur» of Henry J. Goldstein, H Barton Street. Boston. Mass.. Is anoth er victory by Hood's Sarsaparilla. This Croat medicine has succeeded In many cases wher» others have utterly failed. Mr. ferod from rheumatism five years, It kept me from business and caused eruclatlng pain. My knees would be come as stiff as steel. I tried many medicines without relief, then took Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon felt much petter, and now consider myself en tirely cured. I recommend Hood's." Get it today in nsutil liquid form chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. Goldstein says: "I suf ex 01 / ENLIST AID OF CHURCHES Powerful Weapon Brought to Bear In the Fight Against Tuber culosis. Just how serious a problem tubercu losis Is to the average church, and In Just what ways pastors are called up on to minister to those suffering from this disease, Is the subject of an In vestigation which the national elation for the study and prevention of tuberculosis Is conducting In con nection with Its plans for tuberculo sis day on April 30. Statistics are being gathered from thousands of ministers regarding this subject, and among other figures the number of deaths last year from tuberculosis In tho church congregation will be given, It Is planned to place these statistics together with other educational ma terlal, In the hands of every minister In the country for his use In connec tlon with Tuberculosis day. Millions of circulars and pamphlets on the pre ventlon of tuberculosis will also be Issued, both from the national office and from the headquarters of the 450 antl-tuberculosls associations who will The as so co-operate In the movement. Painted While Asleep. It Is the craze of the prqtty ladles of the Tlergartenstrasse's plutocrat society to be painted while asleep, writes a Berlin correspondent. Austrian Countess Czlvek started the bright Idea The well-known portrait ist who had given her an appointment for the sitting has the vicious habit of making you wait. Tired of turning over French novels In an antecham ber, the beautiful countess feil asleep, At last the procrastinating artist turn ed up. Entranced by the unexpected vision - of sleeping beauty he threw off a lightning sketch and as the countess <• awoke held It before her astonished eyes. The drawing was so dainty and seductive that th^ delighted sitter In slsted upon a complete oil portrait painted while she simulated sleep. Ignorance. Laura Jean Llbbey, discussing ln the "I talk In my monologue about love, marriage and the other Interests of Brooklyn her appearance on stage, said: the heart On these subjects women especially young women, are strangely Ignorant. ^ "They really make me think, you Know, of the little girl who was asked by her teacher: Solo 11 'What can you tell us of mon?* . " 'Solomon,' replied the little girl, 'was very fond of animals.' " 'And how, my dear,' said the teacher, 'do you make that out?' " 'Because,' answered the little girl, the Bible Bays he had 500 porcu P lnes ' Was Taking No Chances. An amusing Incident occurred a few days ago outside Maranz, Austria. A cow strayed from the pasturage and came within reach of the fort. The officer In command suspected the pres ence of an automatic photographic ap paratus, and had the beast seized and closely examined and when he found nothing to justify his suspicions he turned the animal lose again, under the observation of two of his men, ^charged with the duty of following the suspected home to ascertain whether her owner was an Italian spy. DISTEMPER In all its forms among all ages of horses, •a well a« dogs, cured and others in sain« •table prevented from having the disease with SPOHN Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600,000 bottles sold last year $.50 and $1.00. Any good druggist, or send to manufacturers. Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. '8 DISTEMPER CURE. Where Every Ear Is Stretched. Knicker —They say listening Is a lost art. Bocker—Ever live In a flat with a dumb waiter? • The greatest cause of worry on Ironing day can be removed by using Defiance Starch, which will not stick to the iron. Sold everywhere, 16 oz. for 10c. Any New Methods "Ain't It strange th' way Kelly beats his wife?" "I dunno How does he do it?" No man ever kifows how much he misses when he loses a chance of giv lng pleasure. Is Your Health Worth 10c? That's what ft costa to get a—week'a treatment—of CASCARETS. They do more for you than any medicine on Earth. Sickneaa generally shows and starts first in the Bowels and Liver; CASCARETS cure these ills. It'» ao easy to try—why not start to night and nave help in the morning? CASCARETS soc a boa for a week's DM : seller month. treatment, all druggist». Biggest In the world. Million boxes a n AEROPLANE IN BATTLE SOME DIFFICULTIES APPARENTLY IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERCOME. Enthualasta Do Not Differentiate Be tween the Wonder of the Inven tion and the Limitations of Its Applications. Those who regard the aeroplanes as Invaluable In warfare, far beyond Its possibilities, are led to their conclu sions by two errors: first, they do not differentiate between the wonder of the invention, per se. and the limita tion of Its application. Second, that this conquest of the heavens has noth ing to do with the subjugation of man It has not Invented Into him new fac- I ultles; and yet It Is man and not j machines we have to deal with. While j It has given new means of military ob- ' servation, It does not follow that these \ observations will be more Intelligible I nor hts deductions- more reliable nor ■ I his judgment and genius, his valor j snd endurance, superior to what It ! had been before. j The unreliable and diverse opinions of scouts on things that they have been In actual contact with Is a well known military phenomenon, and one that Is perfectly natural, since there are no two men whose per ! ceptive faculties are identical. A good j scout Is one of the rarest elements | In an army, for he Is good only be cause he has lived In an environment 1 and followed a vocation that develops ! the faculties of observation and ren derB them accurate. An aerial scout, on the other hand, rarely shoots for i ward out of a vocation that has noth- 1 ing to do with those elements that \ would give reliability to his reports j even though he were Inspecting, on I the ground Itself, all things from an entirely different point of view, and there Is but one single thing that he could make a report on that would be worthy of consideration, and that is the actual movement of a body of troops on an open terrene, report as to the strength, its destlna tion or rate of movement, could be ae cepted by no commander, and practlc ally all the rest of his Information would be erroneous, - I of Ice. • angle or height of declivities. Looking ' down from the perpendicular | these he could have no means of But his Peering down from a great height It would be Impossible for him to de termine the depth of stream, then oCt tom or their currents or the thickness He could not ascertain the upon determining whether or not they be longed to a deep gorge or a shallow 1 ravine. He could not ascertain the I location of fords and whether in ad i joining thickets they were defended by bodies of troops or by wired en j tanglements in the ford itself. It would be impossible for him, looking down upon woods, villages and forests to ascertain whether or not they con tained troops, and If troops what kind What would j of troops or the number. ; appear to him to be a gap In the enemy's lines might In all probability ! be their strongest position.—Gen. Homer Lea, In Harper's Weekly. [ So Mad She Forqot Her Change. The stamp vending machines Install ed In many stores and shops about the . city are not favored by a woman who hurrled lnto a drug Btore i n Massa j chusetts avenue several days ago, j where there fs a branch post office. "How do you sell your two-cent ' stamps?" she Inquired, Indignantly. "Two cents apiece," replied Bas Bett. "Well, that's all right," she replied, | whUe she ds hed in her purse for a Î visited after stamps, j othpr p i aces they had those slot ma (^ineg where you have to spend a n j c hel for two two-cent stamps, rna( j e up m y mind not to he held up [f j had to walk all over the city. Give "This is the fifth place I have At all the coin. me two stamps." The woman laid down a dime and hurried out with two two-cent stamps, leaving four cents in change lying on the showcase. Indianapolis News. She did not return.— Tobacco for tho Sailor Man. Uncle Sam admits that the most Im portant thing In the life of his sailor men is their tobacco. All other sup plies are bought, as Uncle Sam thinks they ought to he bought, and the low bidder under the specifications gets the contract. But the sailor men choose their own plug tobacco, and that's what Is bought, and by the ton, and put in the commissary for them. The board of officers sitting on the job take ail the plugs that manufacturers submit to them, cut them up Into bits, distribute them around among the and then take a vote on it by est men getting all the opinions properly eins sifled. kick about the tobacco because they did It themselves.—New York Press. Then the sailor men can't Bobby'» Good Time. Bobby has just returned from his first Christmas party and mamma, who has a visitor, is very proud. "Well, Bobby, did you have a good time?'' asks mamma. "Uh. huh," mutters Bobby. "And now tell mamma and her friend what you did at the party?" "Frowed up."—Ladles' Home Joui~ nal A Good Reason. "Why in the world did he ever mar ry a female contortionist?" "I gueas he had an Idea that it wouldn't be necessary for him to hook h*r up the back." Every Picture Tells a Story €( If V! I lii. 1 ii $ K k m\ Ü "■«I 1 ■ II P! if!»! ■M nt «j ■ W. «Qi»,' m 'll! fk A reamsi ! i. » -■I m m !l & -, .HiSïlHiW ■ im tv : ' sV •«|! . »II ! ! h Wljjiji! 'V,| m K&-- ■ V :>l-a Iljliji or THÇ GENUINE MCMtt SUGMTI.Y RtDUCEO rrr ■'T rrr* UP BURDENS LIFTED FROM BAD BACKS Weary is the back that bears the burden of kidney ills. r woman who has a had back. The distress begins in early morning. It's hard to get out of bed. It hurts to stoop to tie your shoes. All day the ache keeps up. Any sudden movement sends sharp twinges through the back. It is torture to stoop and straighten. At night the suf ferer retires to toss and twist and grown. Backache is kidney ache—a throbbing, dull aching in the kid neys. Plasters or liniments won't do. You must get at the cause, inside. There's no rest or peace for the man or You feel lame and not refreshed. DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS CURE SICK KIDNEYS How To Tell When The Kid neys Are Disordered- GIVEN UP TO DIE. A CASE OF GRAVEL. Mrs. M. A. Jenkins, Quanah, Tex., says: "I was bloated al most twice my natural size. I had the best phy sicians, but they failed to help mo. For five weeks I was as helpless as a baby. My back throbbed and the kidney secretions were In terrible con dition. The doc tors held out no hope and I was resigned to my fate. At this criti cal time, I began using Doan's Kidney Pills and soon was cured." Harrison A. Sturtevant, G and Maple Sts., Tu'.ure, Cal., says: "I was in bad shape with kidney trouble. Too fre q u e n t urination compelled mo to arise at night, my bladder became In flamed and I suf fered severe pain. When I began g *ng Doan's Pills Painful Symptoms: Backache, sideache, pains when stooping or lifting, sudden sharp twin ges, rheumatic pains, neuralgia, painful, scanty or too frequent urination, dizzy spells, dropsy. Urinary Symptoms: urine. that stains the linen. Painful passages. Blood or shreds in the urine- Let a bottle of the morning urine stand for24,Uours. If it shows a cloudy or fleecy settling, or a layer of fine grains, like brick dust, the kidneys are proba bly disordered. v g Discolored or cloudy Urine that contains sediment. Urine 41 quai L^is o iM K TRIAL FREE Text Doan'» Kid ney Pill» Younelf Cut out this coupon, mail- it to Foster-Milburn A free trial package of r-yo-u W.N.U . V Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Doan's Kidney Pills will m.iiTc promptly. \ DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS I mu I mu m 0 W THE «UN IS TMCNC •usner voue kidneys Sold by all dealers. Price 5o cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N.Y., Proprietors. .. . i ann w wwmb— saw IS THE MIN IS THCee *U*«CT VOUN KI0WXY3 •usner voue kidneys 8EEKING INFORMATION. )AÏ 4 n\ y'l/J t *0 "Mummy, darling, will you tell me something?" "Well, what Is It, dear?" "After I've finished school, what 6hall I do whilst I'm waiting to be married!'' The Walkers. James M. Beck, the famous corpora tion lawyer of New York, Is a native of Philadelphia, and to Philadelphia he often returns to see his old friends. Mr. Beck, at a recent banquet In Philadelphia, defended corporations with an epigram. "The trust buster and the Socialist may do what they please," he said, "but mankind will still be divided Into two great classes—those who walk to get an appetite for their dinner, and those who walk to get a dinner for their appetite." Enlightenment. "A burlesque," said the occasional theater goer, "Is a sort of take-off, isn't It?" "It Is," replied Miss Cayenne, "If you judge it by the costuming.'' Diphtheria, Quinsy and Tonsilitis begi with sore throat. How much better to cure a sore throat in a day or two than to be in bed for weeks with Diphtheria. Just keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the house. Praise is encouraging; it brings out the best that Is In a man and inspires him to do his duty cheerfully and faithfully.—Henry Lee. h WHY suffer with eve troubles, quick re lief by using PETTlt'S EYE SALVE, 25c. All druggist* or Howard Bro«.,Ruffa]o,N.Y. If you fear to soil your bands in helpfulness you may be sure you are defiling your heart. Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children •thin?, softer»* the (rums, reduces Inflamma tion, allay* palu, curea wind colic, 26c a bottlo. There is to moral health without human happiness. A Corner In Candles. As an example of trusts and monop olies prevalent even In that early day It may be mentioned that In 1750 Benjamin Crabb obtained the exclus ive right to make sperm candles Massachusetts for 14 years. A year later, however, a factory was started in Providence, R. L, and with in the decade there were eight fac tories In New England and Philadelphia. Their output greatly duced the price of candles, which long before sold for five shillings pound. In those days $1.25 was worth fully three times as much as It Is now. —From the Designer. one To Economize Space, "But why Is It that you always toast with each slice stood edge ?'' "Oh, I just got Into the habit; you know we lived In a flat when we were first married." Berve up Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy infants and children, and see that Bears the .y 1 Signature of In Use For Over 80 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought. The wealth of a man Is tïie number of things which he loves and blesses, which he Is loved and blessed by.— Carlyle. PILES CURED IX O TO 14 DAYS TonrdrutfKlst will niund money If PA ZU OÏNT VI hi NT fails to euro anv cas«» of Itching, Blind Bleeding or Protruding Pile« iutito 14da>». 6Uc. I had ra thermie kissed by an enemy than wounded by a friend who enjoy ed the job. ed the job. makes laundry work a pleasure, leoz. pk* When You Think Of the pain which many women experience with every month it makes the gentleness and kindness always associ* ated with womanhood seem to be almost a miracle. W hile in general no woman rebels against what she re gards as a natural necessity there is not gladly he free from this recurring period of pain. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong and sick well, and Hives them freedom from pain. It establishes regularity, subdues Inflam* motion, heals ulceration and cures fe male weakness. to to h woman who would women IP> Sick women *re invited to oonsult us by letter, fret» All correspondence strictly private and sacredly con fidentiel. Write without fear and without fee to World's Dispensary Med* leal Association, R. V. Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. If you want • book that tells all about woman'» diseases, and how to euro them at home, send 31 one-cent stamps to pay cost of wrapping and mailing <«'», and we will send you a free copy of Dr. Pierce'» great thousand - page illustrated «.^mon Sense Medical Adviser — revised, up-to-date edition, ia handsome French cloth binding. __ W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 6-19t1. P ÜtNAM F ADELESS DY ES a To Arrange Flowers. Here are five golden rules which should be observed by those who often arrange flowers. Use plenty of foliage. Put your flowers In very lightly. Use artistic glasses. Do not put more than two or, at the most, three different kinds of flowers in one decoration. Arrange your colors to form a bold contrast or, better still, a soft har mony. The aim of the decorator should be to show off the flowers—not the vases that contain them; therefore the simpler ones are far preferable to even the most elaborate. Glasses for a dinner table should be either white, a delicate shade of green, or rose col or, according to the flowers arranged In them. Be a live wire, but don't burn your associates. 2 AROUND THE WORLD CRUISES it \ TWO GRAND CRUISIS of about three and one-half months' duration each. The first to leave New Fork Nov. 1 , 1 9II, and the second from Son Francisco Feb. I 7, 1912, by the largo transatlantic steamer Rales From »650 Up Iflcludlog All [»pense» Aboard aid Ashore Cleveland U'HU fir lUuarat'd HTM5ÜRG- AMERICAN LINE, 41-45 Droedwoy, N York. P. 0 IUi 1 767 CALIFORNIA INDUSTRIES A leading dnstry wa 8to«'k. »nterprine developing a great In Is agents Legitimate. indertaUe the Hale of k references. Write JOHN B1MU. JR.. Crocker Building. Son Francisco Hi DEFIANCE Cold Water Starch makes laundry work saw Use bold har the the to for col Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief— Permanent Care ' CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS fail. 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