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**p. • H it * BOH* fLM LM th m mimt «Mha laato p-Defftoe - ■r! TO Mil am your —k at tha lea euphwa. Forward amnia Urne tat rsnewaL I label carefully, and if data on plea— notify desiring the dULQfM a— » eet. address at m plea— state in both the OLD pspsr . A . _ _ I ur. or disgust at the w«y the gam. earn. out. Y- In spit. ° ment, tax revision snarls, the troubles of disarmament, the Irish question wars and rumors of wars, the Fatty i Arbuckle caae, or that one nearer home, tha "aerie»'' is "the series" and th# game remains "tha game." CURRENT COMMENT ■ytS, that —ma old bunch of fanat 1 I— bung awmBd Tha Index office ev —7 day during tha world's series. Ufa was too abort to wait for the —stag paper to eon— In. They Just had to know who the batteries were, what old'Babe Both waa doing and the Giants had got Carl whether Nehf had tea skill to outwit the Yanks. At a beat 1 o'clock in the aftemooi each day tha fane on the ranches in the country Hereabout knocked off from work long enough to telephone far the eeore, and even the fellow« up at Sweet and down at Falk —lied up to toons how tha battle waa going. And on— to a while a woman's voico would get on the line with the old familiar queetion, "How's the —ore?" Aad then, when school let out, a long string of gangly boys would file in front of The Index windows to read tha bulletin and manifest their pi—s wh teh a r Mays'a • or ,' 'THU dispatches the other day tell 4 of Secretary Hoover going fish ing. WXth his problems of feeding and healing a ml »or de red world, the secretary may quote distinguished pre—dents for going flaking, up your troubles in your old kit bag," Pack waa tha advi— of tho war ballad. Tho fish bosket and tha bait box are good ptoses to ate— one's oomptox— to tla— at pease. And — to the gun toils aa, Jute baton tha imawrtal ra abeut him aad farro w ed hia ■ate at te Bfigatetea HM Hia a xp nd Kl o*» mmvv or fos|iinkf m knbium "1— proved Methods of Du* treettoe horning HydrsusHe Rasas," yea ries hia brain and palls apon his fertile mind, grabs a fishing pole and a —n of bait and hikes for the white—p waters of the North Fork. Blessed ia the man who invented fishing and bunting. ^HEN the question com— up, it is well enough to re member that the former service men who were disabled and really needed financial help have not fard so badly. The director of the war veteran's bu reau is authority for the statement that the government has already paid more than 28 million dollars in insur of soldier bonus Our Eye Glass Service to all iochwriv». It is rendered — a* to embrace both Improve ment to vision and improvement in personal appearance. After aa expert examination of the eye*, we take into consideration Ike meatetog that will beet har meat comfortable. This servi— theogh high class to net Wgk priced. R*y G. Newcomer _ =? •un» Mm h «* in trsiün« making a Mat at araond U müiieu doOnra the Ae abled men hare received. This They nothing more than right «hoe Id ha adequately provided far, and net ona af than should ba altowad to »offer far n——sittoa, or for the dunce to again become —If «u»tain tog. But, to the maantima, th* men who war* not impaired by thair war —rvi— calf wait far a more propitious time to thf country's finance* for whatever adjustment at their compen sation may be due them. The service themselves doubtless coincide in this sentiment. TRITT do you not nvail yourself of " the opportunity to be of service to the —use of public morals by satir ising the rolUd-stocklng-ha—-knees fad—alas, so unhappily prevalent among otherwise perfectly rsepact able girls? You certainly do not lack courage.—Sent in by "An Old Fash ioned woman." There you are I it has been put up to us at last. But the deli—to flat tery of that last sentence do— not —tch ns. We deny being courageous In feet, we ere the original human rabbit in our relation to many thing». And we are no reformer. Time was whan wa thought we ware. Thera was e time when we made a newspaper campaign against all sorts of things of a reform nature. But people refused to take us seriously and nil wa got out or it wa» the equine laugh. When th* fair sex be gan wearing 'em rolled we took the matter under consideration. We like to roach a conclusion deliberately. We studied over the matter and after con side— ble observation, aided by s few ocular demonstrations by daughter Just home from college and such other observations as a windy day on'Main lmpreMed ()n 0 '.., mim J. we rt>achBd the concIu . ion that rolled hoae ia a matter of personal prefer ence, and that bare kneea are not of fensive to the aesthetic sen»«, If they are clean. ^ND now as to the immorality: Pri marily, immorality is a state of mind. While we offer no encourage ment to the rolled-hose fad, it looka foolish to set the stamp of approval on bare legs and dr—a above the k'neee for school girls below the Sixth grade and at the same time to set the manner of dressing girls from the Sixth grade on. Aa to immorality, we off— tho following postulate: The morality — immorality of girls to the re ac tion of thair homo training. And allow — another postulate: No giri who to brought up und— a strict ad ministration of tho social conventions ever go— wrong. It to tha uncoaven tioaal aad uncha p er oaa d giri who do— things to hor hates, to —pant at kor Maura. A Bin la another teat# haa— hor **-Ate- - -- —m ékte ftftlui it hli wiktaf tiikty ^n with his motorcar. This to ate a earn altbea fh this ia perhaps, the first that it has lall toward tha legal parting oè married folks. Tha habit of trying to improve on the automo bile manufacturer grew with tho rise of tho —r. Owners whose passion for mechanics had been Inhibited for years found On outlet for it ot last. Dawn, sundown, Sundays and holi days found the tinker tinkering. For every hour he drove he tinkered 12. Cautious girls will say to applicanta for their hand: let our automobile run as the maker intended it to or are you one of those tireless tinkers?" ri—, time Are you content to ^ WRITER goes laboriously thru several pages of a popular wom an's magazine explaining "How to Get Married on $211 a Week ami Eat." The woods are full of people who are married and have children, who are living on $25 a week, and not only eat, but seem to have a pretty good time out of life. As a rule, it is the bald-headed barber who advises one how to keep the hair beautiful and luxuriant. L TALES OF TOWN If every woman could do what she wished to do, who would wash the dishes? AAA Arbuckle will probably have to »hip his laundry home to his stepmother after the lawyers get through with him. • « • Your appendix may be entirely leas to you—but gosh! think how it may hely a poor struggling doctor some day' 000 Our guess is that acst year the mighty Babe Ruth will begin te slip, and that be won't make mare than 58 home runs in the season. • 00 If one American dollar will bay 100 German marks and one German mark will boy 800 Russian râble»; no won der food is beyond price in Russia 0 0 0 One thing we ha— yet tee pleas art to m » s woman »weeping vp r«to th# tody to the v m • * - The pro f «— e r» who „Weighed the earth a few y—up ago, before the buainesa t te p re e ei on eet to, ahooM weifh it again. There ie a suspicion that it haa tote. • « « Harry Laadar to in Haw York and —ya nobody baa off— ad htoi a drink yte. Whether ha menu that aa a ir as a hint— ha means? tribute to well, what do too * A « A North Carolina mountaineer runs his flivver with eondicker, pre ferring it to gasoline. We would be afraid it would make the machine climb a tree or get on a railroad track and fight a mogul angine. BBB The woman who to on trial for the murder of her fourth husband was at one time a dimplsd infant that a mother loved, fondled and protected. When the gate on— clangs, it opens to the enchanted realm of no more innocen—. AAA "The husband that lies to his wife la wholly depraved," aays a preacher. Not in every instance. As a rule, we think, when a husband Haa to hla wife he n impelled not so much by deprav ity aa by an exagge—ted notion of the law of — If-preeervation. • A' • Job waa a noble, patient, God fear ing man, and it ia but natural that parents should be glad to name a son for him, but how to the name of Moses dH the Hunter family of Chi to think of it? Couldn't cago come they fore—e » time like this and how of Job Hunter painful the name would look in print? A O A The keen-eyed shopper looked at the meat displayed on the butch er's stall for some minutes, and then exclaimed: ton ?" replied the butcher," the sheep was born in New Zealand. But, madam, he added in triumph, "it is of Amer Is that American mut Well, aa a matter of fact," ican parents. AAA On entering a postoffice to send a registerred letter to hereon in Ch.inn old German woman found that she had forgotten hia address, told the clerk of her predicament. | "Aeh, it sounds like an auto some vay," she told him. "Toot-toot?" he an She I asked. She shook her head. He then turned to hia mas latent. "Joe, inquired, "what notoe do— an auto- ! mobile made?" "Honk-honk," was tha reply. "Aeh, dote it," —id the 1 woman and wagt away as Halted. AAA "Talking about dry towns, haw» you been in L—veuworth, Kan.?" : he ever naked tha commercial traveler in th* hotel lobby. "No? Well, that's a dry town f— you, all right" "They can't —Q Hquar at all the—?" sated a bystander. "Only If you ten boon by a note," said tha dr have only oao snake ia the bfttea "Soy day, after standing <*> Hne tor nearly kalf a day, it was too tired to bite." AAA had b— n a servant to hie heoaa. Bo tog interested in her welfare, ho said, to hor: "Why, aren't you married] yet?" "No, elr." "Well, I thought] you would have been married before the —id. I Two!" he Oh, no, sir, now." "There's two waiting. Why, you don't mean to No, air. The exclaimed. marry two, do you?" two that's waiting is the priest an' me." 0 0 0 Did this ever happen in your home? "Oh, boo, hoo-ooo! t There are two more cans of prunes getting moldy on top. Ijist week it was the peach ! butter that had all to be cooked down ! again, and I suppose nex^ week it] will be the cherries. I just —n't see ' what's the matter. I use<J all new [ lids and rings, and dipped ((he lids of] some in paraffin. I just know it's > that old cellar, so I do. Next year I am not going to can a thing, so I'm not! I'm getting tired of working like a dog putting up fruit to have it spoil, and have to throw it out, and But the old man vyas gone. 0 0» John Clay, of the well known live stock commission firm of Chi—go, who has often visited at the Andrew Little ranch in Emmett, relates the following story: farm in Scotland, as was ray custom each year, and when talking with the old Scotchman who had been a part of the farm organization ain— my boyhood days, I noted that he wa* not wearing the big fur cap with the heavy ear flaps which he had always worn in winter time. " 'Where is your cap, Sandy?' I asked. "'Mi cap, mon? Why, I ha no wore it sin— the accident " 'Accident,* I said. '1 had not heard of any acci dent.' " 'Ah, yes. it was when Mc Gregor —roe over an' we were oot tmgither, an' he asked me to have e drink—an' I dinna hear him.'" I visited the old Over a quarter of a million well known men and women from differ ent parts of the country have signed written endorsements for Tan lac. H T. Davis. Batter wrappers at Index offi—. Are You Throwing Why not save ««ne ef your money by baying where yon get Better Goods at Lower Prices? We cany a Stock of better hardware and we invite you to compare our prices with other goods and see wherè you get full value for your money. We have a full line of International Tillage and Cut ting Implements and have a full line of repairs. You want a machine that will do the work under all conditions? All right, see us. We are here to serve. can Hawkins Hardware Co. EMMETT, IDAHO Foot suffering is needless! s?; \ Let the Dr. SchoH Foot Specialist demonstrate to you that you can gain complete foot com - ' fort immediately \ foot expert A coming to our store Monday, Oct. 24 H« is ■ member of the ataff «f Dr. Wa. SdtdL the recognized auth or i ty oa ail troufaica, and ia here 1er the benefit of B— patr—i and others. AB who come to him wfll have their caaea carefully atodied and will be adviaed how to sain immediate relief and complete foot comfort No matter whether th* trouble ia corn* c allou an , bunions, weak archiea» fiat foot, cramping toes, "rheumatic" foot and leg nains, weak ankles or something else. Dr. Schof afoot Expert can demonstrate to you on your own foot the proper cor* t rective appliance to give relief I and ultimate correction. I Improve foot appearance I Dr. Scholl's Appliances actually I improve the grace and beauty of " the feet. No oddly shaped shoes. Wear the kind you like in per fect comfort. Don't wait until the last minute and maybe lose your chance to get foot comfort. M. X Examination and advice free We want evefyone with bother some feet to take full advantage » oKhis opportunity. Come in any time while Dr. Scholl's Foot Expert is here; heknowsjustwhat /arming of iuniam , Dr. i, to be done and wiU tell you how to have easy, comfortable feet Light, spring, camjonatu Don't forget the dates—come in sure Ta x arch trtnphtn the fallen and ta prevent the |l STORES" MAKE IT RIGHTi Id— ta and Happln—e. Lasting happiness results front building id—Is lato concrete struc tures that minister to human happl — The material things of the world have their worth, but even that de pends upon the uses they are put ta Many a log valuable for furniture building has been used to fill swampy places over which cord-wood was hauled. And the some Is true of Wcçls. To really count they mnst be fitted to good ends. Joy comes from projecting yourself Into the future uud the welfare of the race. HORSESHOEING We are experts. We adapt the shoe to the horse's needs and the work he is to do, whether for traveling or pulling McMillan & ricgs Corner Grocery Home of Good Eats" Everything good to eat. Fresh green vegetables all the time. Early Eureka and Peachblow Seed Potatoes, D. M. Fer ry, Northrop King, Lilly & Morse Seeds. SO MANY TRADE HERE SO MANY PHONE ORDERS SO MANY MAIL ORDERS SO MANY SEND BY FRIENDS All goods have declined and our prices are Right. Besides you get a special 5 per cent discount for Spot Kash. «< If "SEE WHAT CASH WILL BUY" W. W. WILKERSON, Proprietor Auto Delivery Phone 160