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ldest When life Is at Its bleakest And meekest And weakest, •alentlne. Then cometh good St. Valentine, burning To show that love Is rosy rning. And wistful-eyed and cosy, wintry earth his And breathes on every torpid heart his tenderness divine. —Good Housekeeping. FRIEND or THE Joule ÔNEtS WONDERFUL y, the four enth of Febru It Is so won erful that It ireads Its charm week and the r. For days and n sneaks Into the unhealthy and ing queer shaped der her coat or e innermost cav little muff. The 'erywhere in the brush disappears found in a state k-bottle. You see ~r that looks like it up and It is a tile you are look Person trots into one mysterious separates you and scampers ce under the din she sits for three billowy pool of white envelopes les of scissors, charming hours ration, the great mail man is the anta Claus, the ded shoulders he , while the Small glued so tightly hat there Is con hether or not It thout the aid of The bell rings, f catching every > a spanking the out of the front is into the mail ing like a young tent, nothing bat and middle sized, scurry she blows and opens up her paper trees filled roses, and be s sit little cuplds i at all," just as ruary and chilly, white swan cars n than a new au ed out of their ! when you touch ewhere the swan flowers and all xquislte, beautiful d jewels and lov Is very, very de ild on St. Valen itement is beating «sphere Into qulv n a far-away cor e time when you 'erhaps you didn't tion as the Small ings didn't some —and perhaps it's o little that you any sacrifice so son shall have deprivations that things mean and n. me strange whis lentine. You won e man who came the orchard. It to you. because and you had so Ew Cu yAlï **»" •*•►«»» o *V T • *••••> **••••« M4gr*U J ) 1 ' Why; f*f mm4»f its ctMl ■ » tpshi Th« !•«« that Mm »*»m m! fciM »h.s#«rtM *f KV hmé Mm I» mim» O. M4l hmê IMkHM n« M V. VhJ < HIS ONE DAY TO GET EVEN. I MFC much to get acquainted with in a big strange world. The other children talked knowing ly about a St. Valentine's box. Next day they filed In one after another, and into a big wooden box they dropped white envelopes. When school was about to be dismissed the Beautiful Lady who took care of all the children opened up the mysterious affair and took out the envelopes one by one, calling the name of the little boy or girl. You held your breath. When would yours come? Ah! exquisite moment of anticipation! Your heart—such a tiny little silly, lovable heart, too— fairly ceased to beat, for every mo ment you expected that your name would be spoken. The other children were busy showing their white lacs valentines, and never noticed the wist ful little face in a far-back seat. It was all over. The box was empty. The Beautiful Lady closed her desk. The children ran for their hats and coats. You placed two soiled fat lit tle hands to two very moisty-misty eyes and felt your first great sorrow. You did, didn't you? Well, if you didn't, I did. The heart of a child is so sensitive a flower. A thought will crush it—a tear will bruise it. Husband Sent Burlesque Valentines and Had His Wife Guessing. "Say, old fellow," said Brown, he laid his hand familiarly on Potter's shoulder, "didn't I see you in the stationer's a day or two ago looking at valentines?" "You probably did, as I was In there," was the answer. "Buying for some sister or niece?" "No—for my wife." "But you are over 50 years old and have been married a quarter of a cen "1 Get a Hundred of the Meanest Bur lesque Valentines I Can Find." tury. You don't say that you are still romantic?" "I say this—that my wife can beat me at argument or scolding or doing as she pleases whether I like It or not She's obstinate and pigheaded and touchy, and the only way 1 can get even with her is on Valentine's day. Then I get 100 of the meanest bur lesque valentines 1 can find and send them to her, and for the next three months she's wondering who sent 'em and treats me fairly well. Try it once. It is a good deal better than threatening her with the family ax." ABRAHAM LINCOLN. This man whose homely face you look upon, Was one of Nature's masterful. great men; Born with strong arms, that unfought battles won, Direct of speech, and cunning with the pen. Chosen for large designs, he had the art Of winning with his humor, and he went Straight to his mark, which was the human heart; Wise, too, for what he could not break he benL Upon his back a more than Atlas load, The burden of the commonwealth, was laid; He stooped, and rose up to it; though the road Shot suddenly downward, not a whit dismayed. Hold, warriors, councilors, kings! All now give place To this dead Benefactor of the race! —Richard Henry Stoddard. Abraham Lincoln BORN 1809—DIED 1865. ull«rt T O all but a few—certainly not more than a score, perhaps not more than a dozen—It is news that Abraham Lincoln was hit by a bullet fired by a "Johnny Reb" In battle. The histor ies do not record It, nor the biograph ies. Those who saw the occurrence thought little of it at the time, so pressing was the work they had in hand, and the president is not known ever to have mentioned the incident. Concerned only with the welfare of a sundered nation and its suffering millions, and least of all with self, it Is probable that no thought of the experience recurred to him at any time in the period of stress and anx iety and important occupation that followed another bullet, less honest, that took away his life. On the morning of July 12, 1S64, a young lieutenant-colonel of the Six ty-flfth New York volunteers, standing just outside Fort Stevens, one of the series of forts that completely sur rounded and guarded Washington, saw President Lincoln walking fear lessly among his soldiers, discussing the conditions and circumstances of the then impending attack upon the city by Gen. Early and his confeder ate forces, while a battle raged out side the ^breast works. When the bombardment of Sumter was in progress Walker, the confed erate secretary of war, making a fiery speech at Montgomery, Ala., declared: "The flag which now ■ flaunts the breeze here will float over the dome of the old capitol at Washington be fore the first of May." That boast appeared In the same issue of the newspaper that printed President Lincoln s call for troops, and intensified the fears for the se curity of the capital already great because of the probable secession of Virginia and the doubt as to the po sition of Maryland. President Lincoln realized how much depended on his holding Wash ington. The loss of the capital doubt less would result In European recog nition of the confederacy: the spirit of the North would be broken, despair would follow, discouragement, defeat. ' I I j ' WHEN LINCOLN WAS KILLED. Long Night of "Black Friday" in the War Telegraph Offices. I remember the long night of Friday, April 14. that black day In our coun try's history when the hate and cruelty embodied in four years of bloody war culminated In one stroke of madness, aimed at the life of one who himself bad only "charity for ail." with "malice toward none." Although I was on duty in the cipher room that evening. I have no distinct remembrance of any thing that occurred prior to the mo ment when some one rushed into the office with blanched face, saying: "There is a rumor below that Presi dent Lincoln has been shot In Ford's theater." Bjfore we could fully take in the awful import, other rum. rs reached us, horror following fast u^.-t horror; the savage attack upon Secre tary Seward, and the frustrated ef forts to react and kill Vice-President .inb-«nn. °_v.reiary t, —.~o rtrd -'»her members of the government An hour j ! I ; ! So he bent his first efforts to de fending the seat of government from those who would set up there a new nation not conceived in liberty. His deep anxiety in those days be fore the troops arrived and when Beauregard's army was said to be ap proaching. will be recalled by all who have read the story of the war. Af ter the arrival of the Seventh New York regiment of "dandies," who dined at Delmonlco'B before departing and the Massachusetts and Rhode Island regiments of farmers, mechan ics and tradespeople, the capital was in no danger until the attack of Gen. Early, when the Incident of Col. Roome's story occurred. When the fortifications were thrown up around the capital Lincoln knew of every detail of the work, consulted with tho men In charge, informed and advised them. It was. therefore, no occasion of comment when he left the White House on this July 12 and walked among the yoldlers. They stood, ready for action, behind the walls while from the plain below came the sound of conflict. Gen. Early's own story of his move ment tqion Washington shows the situation in the confederate ranks on that day. He had approached Wash ington from the north. Having heard that the outer works were feebly manned, he meant to take them by surprise, but before his first divis ion could be brought up, he says, ho saw a cloud of dust in the rear of the works and soon a column of men In blue filed Into them on the right and left. Then skirmishers were thrown out in front, while an artil lery fire was opened on the confeder ates from a number of batteries. "Our skirmishers were all thrown to the front," wrote Gen. Early, "driv ing those of the enemy to the cover of their works, and we proceeded to examine the fortifications In order to ascertain If it was practicable to car ry them by assault. They were found lo be exceedingly strong and consisted of what appeared to be inclosed forts for heavy artillery, with a tier of low er works In front of each, pierced for an immense number of guns, the whole being connected by curtains with ditches in front and strength ened by palisades and abattis. The timber had been felled within cannon range all around and left on the ground, making a formidable obstacle, and every possible approach was raked with artillery." Thus it would seem that President Lincoln Incurred little danger on the day when he went about wltbln the fortification wails. But that he wax in some danger Is shown by Col Roome's story. of this awful suspense, and then we received word from Maj. Eckert, who had gone quickly to Secretary Stan ton's house In K street, and from there with the secretary to the house on Tenth street, opposite the theater, to which the president had h**en carried after having been «hot by John Wilkes Booth. This message merely assured us of the present safety of Blanton, while confirming our worst fears con cerning the president. A relay of mounted messengers was at once established by Maj. Eckert, and all night long they carried bulle tins in the handwriting of Secretary Stanton addressed to Gen Mi, New York city, which were at once given to the press and sent over the wires throughout the country. The awful ness of the t rag*vl y hushed us Into si lence As the hours slowly passed, hope revived fitfully as some sentence offered faint encouragement that the pi„-(rm«i Of«- might, ;«-rhaps. be jpax-J to complete its chosen work ; but at about 7:30 a. m„ April 15, the tension gave away and we knew that our be tm -d president was gone from us for eve*. HEAD OF KEEP COMMISSION V. » vè Copyright by WaMon FfeWW** Charles Hallam Kesp, formerly aesletant secretary of the treaeury, la chairman of tha commlaalon appointed by the president to reorganize the old-time methods In uea in practically alt of tha govarnmant departments. Much of the red-tape has bean abolished by tha body and tha gevarnmant eervica generally revolutionized. Before entering tha govarnmant service, Mr. Keep was a Buffalo lawyer. BOA T AND BALLOON BROOKLYNITE INVENTS MACHINE TO CONQUER AIR AND SEA. Vessel Built with Wings Like a Bird and Can Keep on Water for ' Days at a Tima—Craft Pat ented in 8ix Countries. Brooklyn.—A combination boat and hnlloon—a thing that shall sail on the water and then, by letting go a little ballast, rise like a bird to any height from which to drop lyddite shells on vessels of an enemy's fleet, a nautical freak, both fish and bird— is what A. Perry Hllven of Brooklyn claims to have Invented, lie declares he has patented his Invention In six countries, and says that if It were not mechanically perfect patents would not have been granted by so many governments. Mr. Bliven has been a working in ventor for 40 years. He Is considered an expert on boiler and marine en gineering. He is also a yacht deslgn PAR80NS PET 8ERMON 8TOLEN, Pastor Must Scourge Money Changers at 8ome Later Date. Pittsburg, Pa —Rev. Dr. W. T Retd, pastor of the First United Presby terian church on Fifth avenue, the largest church of that denomination In the city, Is aa angry as hi* calling will permit. For two weeks he has been at work on a sermon on the topic "Christ Cleanse* the Temple," expecting to deliver It and later to have it printed in the United Presbyterian. He has been much worked up over the finan cial flurry, and decided to make It the topic of his sermon. Despite the fact that his congregation Includes many wealthy persons, he handled the money lenders severely I)r. Reid had the manuscript In the desk of his study and Intended to com mit It to memory. Borne time during the night robbers got into the church through one of tb« memorial windows. After robbing the collection boxes they went to the pastor's study and looted his desk A number of papers were taken, among them the sermon. Dr. Reid had to depend on a sermon that has done duty before. "I've only one consolation," he sighed; "maybe the mlscreauts will read the sermon and It may reform them. Who can tell ?'* As She Understood It. Mr. Htubb (with illustrated weekly) —Martha, here Is a picture entitled. "Docking an Ocean Greyhound." Mrs. Btubb (flaring up)—1 just don't want to see it. I think there should be a law against clipping off a poor dog's tall.—Chicago Hally News. Providing for th* Future. Mike—Ol'm goin t' git me lolf in sured, Nat. Pat—Pfwat's thot for? Mike—So Oi'll have somethin' C live on afther Ol'ni dead, b' gorry! — Chicago I>aJly News. ODD RECOVERY OF COSILY GEMS. Woman Gets from Old-Clothes Men Necklace Lost by Carelessness. New York.—Mr# William D. Little bas recovered a $12.000 p«-arl neck lore in a manner little short of mirant lous. A fortnight ago Mr and Mrs Lfttie went to an opera In leaving the opera house the n«*ekla<-e, a wed ding gift to Mr» Little from her hus band, became unhooked and. taking It off. she thrust It into the pocket of her opera cloak A day or two later Mrs. Little gave the cloak to her maid, having no further use for it The maid not being able to wear the cloak, sold it to an establishment where women's castoff clothes are dealt In. That was two weeks ago. A day or two ago the woman who runs the clothes shop got the cloak out of a basket, where it had been thrown with other garments, for the purpose of renovating it. in the pocket she found the Btricg of pearls. She thought at first they were imitation, but when a jeweler next door told her the value of (he necklace she nearly er. and proteases to have sold two steamship patents for $200,000 each. Mr. Bliven says that he has refuged an offer of $750,000 for tho airship pat ent und that negotiations aro now pending between the ayndicate of own er* and European capitalists for the sale of the foreign patenta for $1,760, 000 , or a pro rata value for each coun try, while the North American patents are being put Into a trust, at a valu ation of $500,000. The ship consista of a huge egg shaped silk bag, containing hydrogen raa, encased in an aluminum cover. This rests on a small hull, shat>ed like u boat, though with twice the amount of beam generally allowed a boat. Propellers on the side of the hydro gen hag and a propeller at the stern of the hull drive the bird boa! forward. Illuminating gas la used for fuel, and the propellers are reversible, so that the boat can he turned quickly. As all the weight of the craft Is In the hull and the lifting pwer Is aloft, the airship should keep right side up SECRETARY OF WAR WILLIAM H. TAFT ☆ ft fWAR A tatt (.»sorte** o Waldo* rowed«. The cabinet member who undoubtedly etande closer to President Roose velt than any of the others I* th# secretary of war, and according to thoaa who are supposed to know he is the president's choice as his successor In the White House. He recently returned from a trip around the world. CORN LIKE CENTURIES AGO. CORN LIKE Ear Similar to That of Ancients Grown by Freak of Nature. Dos Moines, la.— Natur«- forgot Ita centuries of education near Adel last fall, and by some strange freak pro iluced corn as it was originally found In Its wild state. The ear of corn Is the most remarkable ever shown In the corn belt At sbout the middle of one side of the ear a little sprig came out. extending about four Inches long. At first glance It looks like a por 1 ! i fainted Consultation of the Ixnjks of the shop showed the name of the maid from whom the cloak had been purchased and the jewels were re turned t«J Mrs Little, who, believing them sately docked up In her Jewel safe, had not missed them. Fire at Her Funeral. Brockton. Mars.—While the funeral of Mr*. Fannie Melsel. who dl«td from burns received recently, was taking place the wlad blew a curtain into the flame cf a candle at the head of the coffin a:id It caught fire. During the «xrBemont among th>- mourner» on« , of them rushed out and pulled lu box ! 21. the same box that previously sum mimed the department to the fire at which the woman was burned The curtain was torn form Its fastenings and the fire put out. and when the firemen arrived they found the mourner* leaving the house and the coffin being borne down stairs. An ordinary mortal may try to rep resent himself as an angel who ptiancoil tn « 1 ' h J when in flight. Also the aids pro filers have a ateadylog effect—based m the mechanical principle of the -yro wheel. The boat can be made to rite by -rtlng out water ballast, for hull and tag weigh less than the air displaced Die ship can be brought back to the va ter by letting out some of the hy lrogen gas in the bag. The upper part or egg shaped iluminum balloon, according to the !eta!!s of construction, contains hydro ten gas of a lifting power 15 per cent, {rester than Is required to raise the velght of the boat. The balloon la put nto the aluminum frame through nanholea while in a state of collapse. When the gas has been pumped in the t pertu res the aluminum covert are sealed so that no gaa can escape. Below the aluminum body la the hull which contains a cabin, engine room. two apartments for kerosene, two for water ballast, and 30,000 cubic feet of Illuminating gas. As this Il luminating gas also has great lifting power, the work of the hydrogen bag la made easier. In order not to make the boat too light, the water ballast la carried in sufficient quantity to offset the lifting power of the Illuminating gaa. As the gaa Is used up. the water ballast Is allowed to run out. The kerosene la kept on hand In order that fuel will If ready should the Illuminating gaa escape. The hull of the boat la made watertight and seaworthy. Ua supporting power be ing five time* the weight of the bag. cabin, engines, ballast, and other parts. Directly over the side propeller« and attached to the aluminum egg, are wide wluga, sloping ns those of a bird This, the Inventor contends, If the hydrogen gas should escape, would serve aa a parachute, and prevent tho boat front falling with dangerous ve locity. The inventor claims tho following special advantages for the lillven air ship: It can let driven over the surface of the water for days at a time, and then he made to rise by letting out the witter ballast The form of the ship Is such that It can l>e driven through the air with the maximum amount of apeed attainable by Us engines. By the arrangement of Its screws It can lie handled In air as readily as a modern «team yacht on the water. It can tako flights of many dBys, owing to Its space for crew, provi sions, etc. It can be constructed In any jjze up lo 600 feet in length, having a carrying capacity ranging from 500 to 100,000 pouud*. Independent of It* weight, which moans that Its passen ger capacity may be from three to 300 men. • As an engine of war It would bo ter ribly effective, and for meteorological und geographical observations B would be Invaluable. The Inventor has proved ail hla Ideas, he says, on a model airship five feet long. He has obtained (talent« In the United Mates, Canada, Great Britain. France, and Italy, so far, and ho has made requisitions for patent« In other lands. j ' I j lion of the tassel bearing corn. Bui It Is not a tassel It Is a head like thut of any small grain, having little cutis. In some of which perfect grains of corn have formed It Is claimed this was the original form of corn by agronomists who have si-en It and that centuries of cul tivation has brought It to the present form. To Be Hidden from the World. A man's folly ought to be his great est secret.—Chinese Proverb. MAN OLD AS HIS ARTERIES. ; j j | ! , ! j j j ] j j Test Plan Adopted for Retiring Mem bers of Chicago Police Fores. Chicago.—Policemen lu Chicago are to be retired In the order of the hard ness of their arteries "It has been determined beyond dis pute that a man U as old as his ar teries," said Health Commissioner Evans, in explaining the plan on which the retiring board will work While It is a universal rule that as a man grows older hi* arteries harden, yet the process of hardening does not move evenly with the years. The ar tterles of a man of 50 may be harder than those of anulher man of 65. It dei-ende on the way be has lived." The machine for testing the arteries is a hollow rubber band put around the biceps of tbe arm and connecting with a rubber tube which runs to a common putnp bulb in the haud. By working the bulb tbe person being ex amined forces air Into the band around tbe arm until It swells enough to stop the pulse. A mercury standard at tached Indicates hus much pressure this takes.