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OF ONE OPERATION. • Description of Hit t.'d Achievement. e F. Shra !jr once was be ccn-ii ! -ed the star of his long professional great aur^eoJs thought for and then said, with a is eye "It's an operation rant you never heard of. >n't know the name of the I never got any fee for summoned, saved a boy s trove away, ail In a very few . I immer, years ago, I was out r 1 the country up the state. j line by a farmhouse when I d out waving his arms at j for a doclor, quirk,' h< boy's choking to death my t<am. shouted to the «id the horses and dashed Duse A boy about ten years in g on a couch in the dining Is fat e wa - i urpl' 1 arid 1 did . . , h( . I to look twice to see that ne His mother ! the"operation of'trache^ j ut a moment's delay. I . ôkïtfôr "mj penknife, opened 9 ihe necessary Incision in the 1 indplpe and fixed him up tern- | until I could send a note to irest doctor to complete the .____afterward that the boy got and that my penknife operation jTcomph ......sail t had Performed in a hospil ■] with all Vppliatii * I have . c . r, looked on that operation with distinct ^ure, because I worked so syvift irely and well without a second's pk cling beside him, crying s not time for questions or else, but the quickest kind of Pork I saw that I would have |Dnn rlthout a moment's delay, instruments with me. 1 felt beard (ration—automatically, in fact, is why I feel like calling it my achievement." ■N SHE REMOVED HIS ECOTS. of Clubman Was Not Altogether Self-Sacrificing. very bod y in London,'' said H. K. |ir, the western detective, "is wear now, like us, the semi-total pledge [ton. The pledge is, you know, an |h only to drink at lunch and din I i fin I-ondcn I heard Lord Roberts, head of the English movement, Ike a speech at a banquet. "One thing the little old soldier said that wives could without fear al seml-total husbands to go to the ab. A semi-total husband would rays come home from the club (rly. "Thanks also to the semi-total ?dge, wive* wouldn't have to look (ter their husbands so vigilantly. ! "There was an old soldier who said a friend: "'My wife does look after me well. )l • ■ '.en takes off my bfota for me.' 'When you corn«' home from the |! ih?' the friend a tked. " 'No—when I want to go there.' " He Went Up One. in a school in a small Fifeahlre vil P»ge the other day the teacher was iving a lesson in subtraction. It i bas taken the class ome time to mas the mysteries of addition, and in phis rule she found them no less dull, i iriven to desperation by the stupid ly of their replies, she rashly prom ised three whole pennies to the child ho gave her the smartest answer. "Of course," she explained for the Itwentieih time, "you can only subtract nJnngs of the same name. For in Is mice, you can t take eight marbles ition! 16 years, or four horses from |seven pence.'-' A hand shot up at the back of the Iclass and the teacher broke off to in Iqiiire what was the matter. "Please, miss.' squeaked a, small I boy's voice, "can't you lake three pen |nies from one purse, then?" Made National Anthem When the ameer of Afghanistan vis ited India last year he was given the title of "his majesty." instead of "his highness." as previously. The foreign department *jf the Indian government was much exercised over the question whether it would be right that lie should be greeted with the strains of "God Save the King." the Afghans having no national anthem. The dif Acuity was referred to the commander in chief. "What does it matter?" l.ord Kitchener Is said to have replied. "Play a bar of music. Who'll know the difference?" It was felt that a single bar of music was a meager dish to set before a king, but the Idea was adopted, and, whenever guards of honor presented arms, the hand played 'he first eight bars of the slow march from ■ Scipio." And now the Indian ' wsnapers are all praising the b- auty f the Afghan national anthem. Green Leaf in Limestone. A remarkable freak of nature and a rare find from a geologist's point of »iew came to light on the farm of John R Sanderson, located a few miles from Latrobe, on Tuesday. July * *hile Charles D. Fa isold was dig King a hole tn the ground. The hole, about six feet square, was being ptr through a bed of soft limestone, and one of the sfones encountered, a piece of limestone about six by eight inches in dimensions, was accident *'!y struck upon the edge with «pick It split open at the blow, and inside »as found a grapevine leaf. It was of an ordinary sire, looking exactly as - leaf from a modern grapevine 'ocks. and it was as gre-m and as fresh and (•■uder as thouch it had just been plucked from a vine. It witherâd as u as it was ex(*es'>d to th* air and sun The leaf was f-. 'and in the cen ter of a 15-acre field of com—Pbila d Iphia Record. One Was Enough. "Dad," said the v --I lac « ' ho» many cigars does it tales to hur 'a boy?" How many have you smolpid" 'One," ' That's the number." said dad am taking down the strap from Lebin the door ht soon convinced the bo j DANCE IN CHURCH i CURIOUS SURVIVAL OF CUSTOM OF THE MIDDLE AGES. Cathedral at Seville. Spain, the Scene of Remarkable Ceremonial of Which the Origin Is Lost in Antiquity. N.i- >f fhe many relics of the mi<!d!e A 4 «s, with which Spain «till abounds is more curious than the dancing before the altar which takes plac every evening during the oc taves of the Immaculate Conception <December S 'o là) and Corpus Dora it i i three days after Ascension day) I in I he in', edral of Seville. Tii » church is the largest Gothic cathedral In the world, it is lit by no fewer than 83 windows and is a veritable museum of art, but the crowning glory of this venerable pile r j I j . I is its fifteenth and sixteenth century .... . . s!alnt 'd the designing of which ! is upon doubtful apthority ascribed to Raphael, Titian and Michael An gelo. It is within this wonderful edi fice. says the Pall Mall Gazette, that j ,ak *^ lace mo,t Qua,Dt rilual ° f . a '* 1 >*ten om. ihe dance is performed by two rows of ch -r-sters or seises, numbering 10 1 <'• >2 (formerly it was six), wearing | »"its a " d dressed as pages of '' me °f Philip III.; the colors of !'I** clothes vary, for the oc iave of Corpus Domini they are red j a "d white, while blue and white are worn during the Immaculate Concep ' To the slow music of violins thia I dance (which is a sort of minuet) Is solemnly performed, devoid of all Ir reverence and levity. ! At the December festival the vast church is in darkness, save for the of in lights of the high altar, and the ef fect is most impressive. The chanta which the choristers break out Into merely ado to the solemnity of the oc casion which is not in the least de gree lessened by the sound of the cas tanets the seises play. There are two sets of music, and they are used upon alternate evenings, the sale of which is jealously guarded against by the chapter. \ legend says this singular ritual originated at the time of the siege of Seville by some boys going out to Al cala, where they danced before the Moorish army, which they so delight ed I hat they were able to detain them while the Spaniards manned the walls; but really the origin of this "dancing'' is quite obscure. Another interesting legend relates that a certain archbishop of Seville about 200 years ago wished to sup press this ritual, but the citizens, to gether with the canons, gave such op position that there was qufte a tu mult, and the matter was referred to Rome. The pope of that time wish ing to see the dance, the choristers were taken to the Eternal City, where they performed before the head of Christendom, who merely laughed, but to please the archbishop and at the same time to appease the canons he said the dancing might continue until the clothes were worn out; to avoid this the dresses, which are of striped Rl|,i have always been partially re stored at a time, and now they bid It i fair to last forever, The other legends are connected The other legends are connected with the Jews of Totedo, who formed i th only community of medieval Europe that was not confined to a Ghetto, with all its persecuting regu lations. One of the reasons given for this is that at the time of the cruci fixion, or a little before, the Sanhe drin of Jerusalem sent around to all the Jewish colonies asking whether or not the Christ was the long exped ed Messiah, and the Jews of thia city a a of of a as as were the only ones who returned an affirmative answer, for which they re ceived their freedom. Another legend says the cause of this singular circumstance was that when the Christians endeavored to confine these Jews to a Ghetto the lat ter proved that before the crucifixion their ancestors were living in Toledo and so they were guiltless of that crime. Character Molds the Face. It Is not in words explicable with what divine lines and lights the exer !se of godliness and charity will mold and gild fhe hardest and coldest coun tcnance. neither to what darkness :heir departure will consign the love liest. For there is not any virtue thf r< ise of which, even momentarily will not impress a new fairness upon the features; neither on them only but on the whole body the moral and intellectual faculties have operation for pH the movements and gestures ho we ver slight, are different in their rr d s according to the mind that gov erns them—and on the gentleness and decision of right feeling follows grace of actions, and, through continuance f 'his, grace of form.—John Ruskin Clothes and the Man. A gentleman me' his medical ad viser on Forty-second street the other day and passed a friendly greeting "Well, and how are you?" asked the •lector Quite passable, thanks." said the other, "but I notice that when I bend forward, stretch out my arms hortxon ally and impart to them a circular motion. I always feel such a pain in my left shoulder." "But whs' need Is there for you to perform .such ridiculous antics?" In quired the physician "Do you know any other way. doc r, of setting on your top-coat T" re H**d hl» pa'lent.—Harper's Weekly. Telephone Full of Germa. There Is a movement among health authorities to do eora-thtng to arouse the public to the danger from th* tele ;>h tie. the disk being n collector of rr-rras to some extent Telephones should be washed with soap and water and kept as clean as possible, a good j disiafectaot also br ag necessary The telephone companies should keep pub >c ins'rumecTs and the booths In a Lean condition. I? is suggested that he telephone he not held to the month. but against the brett*» when talking and another precaution Is to place Hnen over the transmitter. i ABOVE ALL AFFAIRS OF STATE. Small Caller Absorbed Interest Grover Cleveland. of - There are many stories told of our late ex-preaident. Grover Cleveland, to | Illustrât« his dual nature, as a man of iron or of velvet, as the case seemed to demand, but one instance, related by a man of affairs in private often, haa never until now appeared in print. He bad called on the president at a late hour tn the day and had discussed with him weighty matters of policy and statesmanship, and was Just about to conclude the interview and take leave, when an almost Imperceptible i knock was heard upon the door of the private office, the most interesting ob- ! ject tn which is the handsome desk mad© from th© timber* of Sir John | l Franklins ship Re«,lute and present ed to the United States by Queen Vic torla personally. Mr. Cleveland called: "Come In,' but the soft rapping still kept up. un til he arose and went himself to the i j _____________ __ _ loor to Investigate. As it opened the j w is* v cnu^aic. /\o il u)frnru v>ic . White House babv. then "Miss Esther Cleveland." in the arms of her nurse. ! of stood revealed, and her wee fist, tn the hand of her nurae. revealed the source of the knocks. In a moment there was a transfer; and Mr. Cleveland came back to his desk, introduced his small daughter, and, opening a lower drawer on the left side of the historic desk, took from it a handful of toys for the baby to play with. The friend who made the visit said that the scene was only paralleled in his mind by the well known portrait of Abraham Lincoln and hla son Tad, long a classic In the field of domestic art. Our 8hlrt Fronts. Why do we wear our shirt bosoms exposed.' may seem an unnecessary question, but the answer is found in a queer bit of history. Nowadays the white shirt bosom la worn by people of all classes and stations in life, but only a hundred years ago the white shirt bosom, with the starched ruf fles, which took the place of collar and cuffs, was the outward and visible sign of wealth and gentility. Linen was very expensive, cotton had not come into general use, and the Inner garments of most men were made of wool. Linen, therefore, was the emblem of wealth; the man who could afford a linen shirt was generally so proud of it that the tailors gave him an opportunity of displaying It to the best advantage. All gentlemen's coats were adaptations of the military uni form, and at first were tightly but toned from throat to waist, with high standing collars that came up to the ears. The men who fashioned the clothes of our great-grandfathers turned down the collars, rolled back the lapels and gave the old gentlemen an opportunity to show that they wore linen instead of woolen shirts, and so we, however poor we may be, ex hibit our shirt fronts because our au cestors gloried in their linen. Monument to Poe. What has the world to do now with the weaknesses of a man who is dead? Why Bhouid It heap scorn on his mem ory because of his personal peculiar ities? Poe the living man was unfor tunate. buffeted in turn by cruel clr cumstances outside himself and by the perversiftes of a nature he could not control and other people could not un derstand. But he was and is to-day the finest poetic genius the country has produced. As a writer of the short story he founded a school which the best of the French, the German and the Slav short-story writers have been proud to follow It Is because of hit. matchless, haunting melodies of verse and the rich world of his Imagination j revealed to us In his short stories that Poe's memory should be honored. IBs frailties as a man perished wi'b him: there is no need to keep them in mem ory. But that Imperishable part of him which we call genius deserves its fame. Monuments are not raised to the flawless alone. If they were flier« might be fewer, even in proud Rich mond, to lift the names of favored sons upward to the sky—Washington Post. Toe Many Big Names. He was the new elevator boy and the brokers and bankers In the big skyscraper were not familiar with his name. "Charles," called the first broker that entered the car, "the seventh." The new elevator boy stopped at the seventh floor. "Louis." »aid another, "the fifth." The car slowed up at the fifth floor. "Albert," persisted another, "the second." The boy looked suspicious. Sud denly a tall clerk touched him on the arm and chirped: "Joseph, the first." This was too much. The new iad looked you fellows trying to guy me?" he growled. "Or do you think this car Is a bunch of Roman history? Huh! Joseph, the first, eh? First thing you will be catling 'Richard, the third.' and I'll go daft and holler: 'Me kingdom for a horse ' Cut it out ! " around in disgust. Say.^ are h ' Who Cares? The American people are afraid of nothing under the sun. Notwith standing the horrora upon horrors on land and »■ V involving injuries lo hundreds of thousands annually and death to tens of thousands, thert seems really to be no scare in us. Excepting a mere handful of nerve wrecked invalids, who takes thought of what may happen when on business or pleasure bent? Who slays away from the theaters because a few oe casionaily burn down, with great loss of Ufe? Who demands a seat n*-»- aa j exit? Who quits riding in railroad*j ! because they kill 10.000 passen . rs a y^ar and injure 80.000? Who leeks f or a "safe" seat? Who Is afraid 'o travel 75 mile* an hour?—New York Press. a Teacher Makes the Man. No greater service can be ren lered the you of a country than to train good teachers and professors for | Its benefit.—L'Etoile TO THE DIM PAST Clark's Story of tl Thooo Must Fol Cupid for a Gu Awoka R "Hein!" began expected a *1« raise DREAM DOSS LOVE'S YOUNG BACK T | - ._ . ■■■. , kf®? 0 * av ' n * money when I saw you i * ' T <h ? ° ,h< * r *** lu a »d noticed £K* ad developed a passion for mu ! * lc '"""f ° r ahootio « chu «* a "d fl " ppl " K ,he »°P« B* awhile back I | l °\ >uu n * u * 1 h,iT * U ét ° ut * you «'»"•d so Manv «'i sa: Kies and looked Devious Paths Who Tak# Evidently tions. Boss. "I hardly uld affect mat term so soon 1 knef you must have I „ TOOK ! j | i so sorry for yourself.' The Young Man smiled "That wa* part ef the game." j explained. i he j . _ . j, j What *»"»? TeU mf all about It. j ^ tel f thins. And . . ter * J ak * a c,Kar lo k< ip han d* ! 1 Yott »Utes off 14 finger nalla already Now let It come No. never mind my time, pAvceed " of ex I The Young Man accepted the cigar j and proceeded , Well, sir—my mind has been male j up all along—it was her ur nobody for j me I'm no art commission, but she j suits me for beauty And a* for dis poeUio«— why honestly, it's worth while getting tired and, blue sud i grumpy Just to have hc| make you i forget it "Hut I had strong comflptition He wa* an out-of town chap, lit that only lent him glamour. W'heé a fellow makes a tiresome Journey Just to spend a few hours with a girl she ap- ; predates it—and she devan t get fa miliar enough with him lo see hla i weak points. And when that fellow j makes the trip often the U*n fellow j would better think. I begflfi thinking J and concluding that the fefiow 1 had 1 been using as a trailer at first wa* now kicking dust back at m*. and that such a cloud of romance hqtK around him that she couldn't sec what a duf fer he was. Then I kept on thinking until 1 hit n scheme. "I knew her father was, mighty strongly on my side. I had an Idea we rivals were frequently brought Into family discussions So 1 called on the old gentleman at his office. " 'Father,* 1 said. '«omethUlg must be done.' " Right, my boy,' he repIBd, 'but what ?' "Then I told him my game S He got Interested pretty soon and plomlaeti to help me "Next evening I called Falser re ceived me coldly and addressed me as Mr.—he usually calls me * Tom. Mother, too. was distant and looked worried. Hut the girl was defiantly friendly, and we had a bully ti#e un til ten o'clock, when on the floor above us we heard a boot Dump, bump. bump. bump. bump. " 'Can that mean for me to asked Incredulously. " 'O, surely not,' she replied, t But two minutes later there was a tjeavv tread upstairs and father called lover the banisters: "'My dear. It la very late' » " 'Why. father, It's only ten,' shfl an swered „ "'It 1s very late, I say,' replied fa ther. emphatically. "My offended dignity as I left worth seeing. "Two evenings later I Inveigled 'other fellow' Into attending a ' slonary tea.' There he met the wild est bunch of Comanches I could epl led. They not only shocked him. fcut won $2U from him. "Well, to shorten this, father asd j mothf , r kn((Ck( , (j a „d my rival j fool enough to Join In She was ,a loyal, spirited girl who did her own thinking and believed in me, so she stuck to me "At the proper time father forbade me the hou»e. Then we got to meet ing each other downtown and soofi started figuring how two could live cheaper than one. Yesterday, "to put an end to opposition.' we calmly got married. And now everybody's hap py—and I've reformed " The Boss chewed bis cigar. "Sixty a month isn't much to mar ry on," he said at last, "but there may be a better opening soon. Go home now and don't show up here (or a week. Don't thank me — you've wasted too much of my time already." The Young Man left, but the Boss did not immediately get busy. He opened his watch and forgot to close it for some time. "1 wish I'd bad bis nerve at hi* age," he muttered "I'm deueedly tired of hotel life.'* It was the back lid of his watch In to which he was looking.—Kansas City Times Why He Called. You advertised that you had found a j«>c-Keil>uua. 1 believe?" be aoked the I man who bad come to the door in an I »wer to bis ring, according to Judge's Library.. j "I did " I "You say it contained a sum oi ' money?*' -Ye«." "A very large sum of money, in tar, ?" "Yes." "And that the owner could haw limy by naming the sum found and | deseVtbrag the pocketbook?" ; ! j j j j j i ! i j "Yes. Go on "That is ail I wished to ask." "But you wiii have to give a de scriptum of the purse you lost before you can put <n a claim." "I lost no purse," "You dldnl?" "Then why have you called?" "Merely to ace what a man look* ilk- » bo win find a very large sum of money arid then advertise the fact in the puper» in.-tead of biding It dew* cellar Good day. sir." Natural Deduction. Pecketn—l can't understand why st jtany ; -wple look upon Friday aa th* luluckkest day of the week. Mrs. Pccketr—Why. do you consl.' -r It lucky? Pecketn—It must be. Few peop 1 SNAKE A REAL , ---— distance ____ the path lies through a trac; of r3 «q uneven ououiAnd. one r morning, accompanied bv bis d was driving his cat'ie to t ., lh« do* * luu© la diiuuo-. ,, no.ed that the . .. I „ . _ One Pennsylvania Farmer Is Corv vmced of the Fact. ! - - Exra Smith, a Rockland township, ! j Veraago county, farmer, is a con | vert to the general belief that a rattlesnake can 'charm" domestic animals. lila home la between i Floyd, Pa., and the Allegheny 1 fiver. He ia the owner of a watch dog that ia a cross between a ouli- j dog and a St. Bernard, and noted throughout that section for lia cour- ] age Mr. Smith pastures his cow* some from the farm house and ! ® its and stiffened in every muacl* a u d i made as pretty a "point" as any tdid j dog ever acconipiished The action j * a " *" unusual that the owne, also stopped and » au bed (ho dog he called him by name, b, niiii paid no aitrtuion (o bleu, nol n-wo U» wug lia (all. Air. Smith h*<l a I good atom cudgel i tt i^a baud *nu j f > * I tta pushed ou U» see what ailed tbs ; j dog. Ahead of the animal eotied , ready tu strike, was a large raul« j snaae, with only a lew Un ue. inter j venin* between the a«se ,..t toe dog j and the head of Un SU aiu- au Smith is uo amateur whs« it ,! m. „ „ dealing with snakes, and beio. the i reptile could bury it* lungs luto it-, i aus« of his dog, he had g.ven it a r "P over the hack with hi» cudgel. killing It Instantly The dog showed every indication that its queer action had been due to ihe hypnotic Influent-« of the raiUer. [ ; Until the snake hod been killed it made no move, bui as «sin a* thi i occurred the canine broke out into « j profuse sweat and was so weak Iba 1 j it dropped into a heap in a state of J complete collapse The deud auak< 1 wa* live r«et long and carried U j rattles. j Mr. Smith Is a man of veracity and has had a wide experience with i anuses, which ur« remarkably uu; ! ous iu that seeitou of Venango county ! tie lias no doubt that the pe.-uil* ac tlon of his dog wa* due to the pom ; exercised over it by the reptu. «no re an fa not. as some profess to believe, du«, tu the benumbing effects of having been stuck by the fangs— OU City Derrick A Counsel Scorned. At a recent tria! in Bcotlai d a cer tain indy got Into the witness box to be examined, when the following con versatlon took place between her anti the opposing counsel: Counsel—How uld are you? Miss Jan«—Oh, weel, sir. 1 am an unmarried woman, and dlnna think It right to answer that question, The Judge Oh, y«-*, answer the gen tleman How old are you? | Mias Jane—Weel-aweel. I am 60. Counsel—Are you not more? Miss Jane—W«ei, l am SO The Inquisitive lawyer »till further asked If she bad any hopes of get ting married, to w-hiih Miss Jane re piled: "Weel. sir, 1 winna tell a lee: 1 hin na lost hope y«t," scornfully adding, "hut 1 wldna marry you. for 1 am sick and tired o your palaver already," Sagacity of Horses. 1 An interesting story of the sagacity of horses com«-* from a provincial French town. The chargera of a squadron of dragoons had been taking a baih in the river, and 'he trooper* were looking on while lti*-y were in the water, when suddenly sum« !ltt of them returned hurriedly to the batik, and ere they «'ould be stopped fc; <! -.lashed In different direction» Tb« dr.ioon* wont In search of the fugl lives. At last, however, they k av« 1' up In despair, and so returned crest fallen to their barracks, to find tb t ev«;ry one of th« runaway* bad go' back to th* stable* without so mucl as a scratch among the »hoi« lof. at that hour that th* flower* «p**, aàd i he approached the field they alii ■hat The Holland Prirr-ros*. There Is a beautiful fiw-r in Hol land called lb* evening primm«'- It ha* escaped from cultivation, and now grows wild In many place* Tb« plant is About five f<-«-t In heigh!, snd I» covered with flower* of a brilliant yel low color. A traveler who cam»- upon a field of these primro— - «hört ly In fore sunset denen!«-* what he call* 'be dramatic effect made by them II is field, the opened at once, and so sudd« It seemed as If a magic wand had touched the land and - overed It with a golden »hei t A Village Power. A Columbus flrtn h-d an account Against a man In a «mall country (own | radical. S' * to collect dc the postwa*! Information - what bis reput» paid his hills an be wa* generali ni._gi' d to giv ïjclo-'d, lo lh* if' er Ineffr'ctual att empt* iTinin- ii to do »» tii' eiblag they wrote a leti 1er to T of the "-«■ atul a-ked oncerstsg th« inert liant : on was. wti* ' fo-r he what kind of a man ami »aid if he was J the bill, which the- | lust ice of the peace tor collection. The an i©w©r \tey from tb- poKtroa-o-r tts uk th«ir br+*tb sway it r-ad *orn»th ! niç m* tli!*: "Genttomen 1 am tl h** lohn FtnJ ? h ■bout wh<*ti you an ■4-kln^ ififortfea tlon I a*- > i John Htmhli. iwmm mai'- r. and 1 am John Smith, ittstic© of the peace Yours vei ry truly. "JOl HS SMITH ** __ j dlM , 4 j j. Immen»# E eetr.c Vaehin*. Tb- tars ~t -'••• ' ' ' r! ' *"•' ever built la owned by u - » physician, asd is w* feet high <r •even feet long and four feet weighing 6 -0 i-otiDii». It •■•>» 4$ Inches In dtam-'ei main stationary •• 1 " ' electric motor of ot"* •* u im wer being »«• *"" I '« J auxiliary hand mach In«, an sliced may yield a long End tbreofourthi diameter To fully *»■ lr ' j* machtne requires from five to t**o mi charge, however, being re 12 to 15 hour« MORE OR LEES COMPLIMENTARY. UN .SAID ABOUT WOMEN * ----® REMARKS ! i 1 j ] ! At Pie « Crov.'bs regard the fair aex almost • On ® na Wonders In Reading These Whether Men e# the Pset Were Fair In Their Treatment of the Gentle Sea re thaï the modern inf. j fractal w -uKI na«, Another of th©*© i I wi©©tt»Tful proprietary proverb* la th© » j «eU-kucwm— exclusively trom the point of «lew of for f u;an of ,hp o| d school—« man. that At la. Who I* levee in the absolute In (erlorttj of w. man and ia the sum, ■ sity of making her know and > « her place. There la one with ! r-ie a S| mtsh sir of jealous Jailer- •• sh!.. sin, h s«>s that a woman should ! * ii.. but thrice abn«d— to be bajv : nic.rn, d and buried Rurton qm te» it in hK '^natumy of Melan : r! ' >' ■ »* -0 to admit that the , j h, * r ' *ho »aid It was "too Straltitu-ed" is hardly straitlaced.' ; A »panVl, » wife ««1 * wwlaut tr»». Th. more you Wi am, th* hotter Ota? One talking prov*rb of undoubted truth 1* that which says: "A woman tn»y knit a knot with her tongue she cannot untie with all her t«eih." This w»* fam itar mere than three centurie» •a«", and may still often be beard In the north, especially in Scotland, wtth reference to an unwise or inadvisable marriage R I» also used quite rightly _ of ni " n ,n ,h * »an»« conneeUea. With rp *ard *o abuse in general It la quit« [ *°d men may aa well freely the rharge which can hardly »" denied, that many of the lords of « crt ' al,0 i> •** as arrant gossips as any 1 w, * arör of petthwwta. Matrimonial i *ver. Cupid may be depended upon to set th« proverbs of III omen proverbs, as a whole, hear marks of masculine authorship and presa rather hardly on the weaker sex. Sayings In praise of marriage and of th« good wife are comparatively rare. How to an It at de flanc«, as well a* the maxims of pru dence and forethought that are eo fr*wly quoted by those who have «g raped the little god's shafts, for "Lov* Is as warm among cottagers as cour tlsrs." and. as an Italian «aylfig haa It, "Lav* can neither be bought nor sold. ita only price ia love, Another old saying, stilt often heard In country place*, where old mode* of thought a* well as old forma of speech •till linger, exhibits a most unfeeling disregard for woman's (ears. The tears of beauty In distress are usually supposed to be -urnmg th«- most power ful wml»'«* In the arsenal of feminine charms, but the hearts of our forefa thers (or some of them) muât have been steeled again*! lachrymal assault when they wer« able to say that 'It Is tn at »* great « pity to see a woman weep | us It U to sec a goose go barefoot;" re sick a in !ltt the Tb« or, as one seventeenth century writer phrased It "There Is no more pity to b<- taken of her than to «•* a goose goe bat rv-foota." Thi* might have been rest-rved for th* the-dder* of croeodll« tear* or for those curiously <>ndow«d folk who are able to make thnir ey«s overflow by a mere effort of will, stich a« tb« beautiful young lady named Sopby Streetflotd who was one of th« m is (hiU gathered round the TbralM and Dr. Jonson at Strestham "Weep, Sophy,*' Mra. Thral* would say, and thereupon, without »he movement of a rau-o|c or the sllgbUmt disturbance of ihe calm rejsjse of her lovely coun tenance. Sophy's beautiful eyes would slowly fi!) with tear*, and In a few sec ond* the round drop* of pearled dew" wer« chasing one another down her r-noofVl cheek*. Sophy'S weeping wa* certainly no more dlsttesalng than ib« luirvfcotird progress of a goo«« progress a goo«« Bs a G*nt!«man. The college cultivai e» the Idea; ut •ten'P-meo. There Is no place In tbs • orid where m>-*un<-** has su iltU* -deration as in a college. Thou ahaJ' a gentleman" is th« first amend neat to tlie Ten Commandments, sac on tl bang the academic isw and prophets The meek enjoy the best values, have dominion by rlghteous iius* ami »«rvice, by being tb« right .lind of persona It I» by character -but they enjoy and control. Now, nave we a hotter conception of the ideal character than that which is ex pressed In the good word gentleman— he righteous, the honorable, the cultl va'ed man? We might almost say >iia< tl.*- t'hri*Uan conception of char acter bas passed from 'be Ideal of the i t „ , h « tj—l of tu» gentleman —yqealdent Georg* Harris. Amherst c 0 ||« gw Leslies Weekly, ton Mi' W* 5 'f* »•-' J | Injtant with Beards. It hu» been written over and over again thaï the North American Indian wa* always beardless New light com*# from an unearthed letter 'r un Capt Amo* Htoddard United State* Artil and Engineers, in 180d. to Dr leii of New t/imiun. Conn., in ! Sf<std«rd tell* of a tribe at w men. not ia 'h* least tawny bvej a«ar the lake on th« west i f the Rocky or fihiaafng mein an-.! who wore 'heir beards, and at number of whom had red hair ir heads." They were great ex »Ith the how sad arrow. Th« -erred to moat have bewn Flat ike. la D'irthwestern Montana a gre on th rporatier sod all Its for the Blind, rporstlcm ha* b**ea hiiebed In Vienna by ally blind. Th* roar «« brushes and bas empioyes are blind. lt) f ,„ «.(„hi months at Ua existence k»„ BUsd order* aggregating S3.<»0 »en 1 $ 4 .M») -. otaklag a fair profit, in ! ha* tmough order* na band to i.nt.fy the t-n large mra t oi It* work * Slxte-a of the employe« are tkliied work men »ad th« company j 1 I J ' ; it ™,.n 'hat its ware* arw | 'tii' to-.ua! merit.- -fi*' 'tor ti: - i tfc** ?n©r%©t l* ru»o^ -, Will, th- i roduct of «there»« » and tha 'to Wla-1 Fropto * M| : . »*. a<>t charity | •odai acrobatic«. ,uod tto sintos«« r • An Ohio fanner hired a runaway V,y tl at came along .ad wrata« werk. At the Brat meal there was msiS Pie on the table and o. i*a M « w * !l ' hat *• «■•teg to ÄTSjj •her«,*«, pie be could ^ ever, day The farmer took hit» on. On the ■"* Ja f bor est Bv* pt*T ,,d RO^htUU ©to© Oft fha a ., On the third three He rtiackM Aw j i » for two days, and rw, At the end of the week he had herd work to get away with one and at the *nd of the tenth day the sight of a Pt* put htm tn a shiver The farmer insisted that he eat aed •• he couldn't he was horsewhipped, and that brought the matter bite court The man was fined Bve dollars tor cruelty to a boy the boy was aeverwty lectured for cruelty to custard pie sad while the tenser went back home the moved on hi search of • bom* where pie of any sort was i Facta of Storm Wives. |Tfce averts« storm wavs ta » fast tn height; th« highest .tarai wav«* ever measured were between «4 feet and 4k feet high. Th« gigantic fores at Htfrm waves la shown by the (bet •hat at *k air y vor« Itghthouaa. «fl tbs «est coast of Scotland, a mass at took weighing i% to«s was ones hurled lo a height ed 7} feet above tb* »«a level, whit« a mas« weighing it% kuna was tom from a cliff 7« tan high a ut The Montana and Idaho Stage and Forwarding Company. Four anil Sin-Horse Concord Coaches from Bedrock, Moo DAILY • i-mtectlng at Salmon fur sll Um principal points ln Um Sauk»« Rivkk Cnt MTST, Including Indian Creek, I'tne Creek, Hhoup Glbtoa* vllle. Chains, t unter, Clayton Hay horse and Stanley itaein. Alan making Cocinertion for Lees burg and the lllackHrO Copper Dis trict, Meyers Cove, Korney, Yellow Jacket and the great gold fields of 1'rarte Basin, Thi- oder Mountain and all camps west of Salmon. One of the beet equipped line« in the West, carrying passengers, express and freight. Have'your shipments mar ked care cf the Stage Com pany, or W. B. Horn, man ager, Redrock, Montana. Office Rear Postoffice. 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