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WOMEN SUBJECT TO KIDNEY TROUBLES I beg to say that I have been a con stant sufferer with severe pains in my back and was on the verge of nervous prostration resulting from kidney trou ble and other complications. A friend of mine recommended Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root as a sure cure for these troubles. Acting upon her advice I began taking Swamp-Root and began to improve before I had finished the first bottle. I continued its use until I had taken several bottles and contin ued to improve until I was completely cured. I am happy to say that I am as well as any woman on earth, and have been so for the past nine years, thanks to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and I cheerfully recommend it to all who suffer from kidney troubles. Very truly yours, MRS. ALVA BAXTER, 407 Cypress St., Orange, Texas. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 21st day of March, 1912. Joiix J. Ball, Notary Public. Lettor to Dr. Kilmer a Co.. Binghamton, I*. Y. Prove What Swamp Root Will Do For You Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, telling you about the kid neys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores. | Classified Advertising I PATENT ATTORNEYS PATENTS that protect are procured through PACIFIC COAST PATENT AGENCY. Ino., Saving %nd Loan Bnllillng. Stockton. Qalifornia. MINES WANTED We are in the market for all kinds of properties. Send 10 ets. silver for circular letter. FINANCING ENGINEERS 62S I. W. H. BLDG. LOS ANGELES WREATH PILE CURE A healing salve that cures all kinds of Piles. Painful cases quickly relieved. Cures cuts and wounds. By Mail $1 J. A. CROUNSE CO. Box 836 Son Francisco, Cal. Essay on the Human Hair. Under the microscope human hair Is a more or less complex and very var rlable tissue. In size, shape and ma sonry (It Is a Bort of concrete struc ture) ae well as color there is more or less variation of detail. Architec turally curly hair differs from the straight variety; kinky hair has a special construction of Its own which explains the kinks; there’s a reason, apparent under the revealing eye of the microscope, for the black, red, Bilky. and all other varieties. It’s a Pleasure to be able to eat j your meals without ' fear of an attack of HEARTBURN BLOATING FLATULENCY NAUSEA OR INDIGESTION i To bring about this con | dition you should invig- j j orate the entire digestive system by the use of HOSTETTER’S | STDMCAH BITTERS WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS PLEASE MENTION THIS PSPER S. F. N. U. ----6, 1914 Bwl Oou|h 8 jrap. Tm(m Good. Um J Ma5aa4Ji FROM KITCHENS OF GEHNIANY: — Ideas Here That May Be Something New to the Housewives of America. Sagawana—Scald one cup milk, put Into mixing bowl with one-eighth pound or one-fourth cup of butter, one-half cup BUgar. Stir until sugar is dissolved. When milk has cooled add one large egg (beaten). Now sift two and one-half level cups of flour, one teaspoon of salt three times, dis solve one-half yeast cake in one ta blespoon of cold water, add yeast to mixture, then gradually mix in sifted flour and stir well. Put into a warm place to raise over night, well cov ered. Beat down the first thing in the morning, let raise, beat down again, then put in baking pan, let raise again. Bake with indicator 350 degrees. This is a fine foundation for any raised cake. You can make ap ple cake, raisin cake, cinnamon cake, doughnuts (by adding a little more flour). Streusel Cake.—Put mixture in shal low pan, just spread it on bottom of pan same as you would apple cake and always butter on top of cake just before you put in oven. Whatever you put on top of cake put it on just before putting in oven. Streusel mixture for putting on top of cake: This should be made after you put the cake in pan for the last raising, and when made put it in a cool place until ready to use. Streusel Mixture—One-eighth of a pound of granulated sugar, one eighth of a pound of flour, one-eighth of a pound of butter, one teaspoon cin namon, one ounce of almonds cut up small. Stir sugar, flour and cinnamon together; add butter cut into dry in gredients with a knife so it will be crumbly, then add nuts. Mix up well. (The butter should be left in the kitchen so it is not hard when ready to use.) When the cake is well risen spread thickly on cake and bake at once. This is very fine if made right. Please try thiB and let me know what you think of it. Measure with meas uring cup and spoons. I am very ex act in measuring. You can make jelly doughnuts by cutting two forms as thin as cookies, wetting the edge of one, putting a little jelly in center and putting the other on top, pressing edges down firmlv. SOUR, ACID STOMACHS, GASES OR INDIGESTION Each "Pape’s Diapepsin” digests 3000 grains of food, ending all stomach misery in five minutes. Time it! In five minutes all stom ach distress will go. No indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape’s Diapepsin Is noted for Its speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest stomach rem edy in the whole world and besides it Is harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin from any drug store. You realize in five minutes how needless it is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest and most harmless stomach doctor in the world. _ The Lesser Evil. The man who happens to forget a few things is by far better company than he who will never learn to forget one or two regretable happenings. IS EPILEPSY CONQUERED? New Jersey Physician Said to Have Many Cures to His Credit Red Bank, N. J. (Special).—Ad vices from every direction fully con firm previous reports that the re markable treatment for epilepsy be ing administered by Dr. Perkins of this city, is achieving wonderful re sults. Old and stubborn cases have been greatly benefited and many pa tients claim to have been entirely cured. Persons suffering from epilepsy should write at once to Dr. H. W. Perkins, Branch 90, Red Bank, N. J., for n supply of the remedy which Is being distributed gratuitously. "Brula” With Pocana. "Brula” is another name for cara mel ice cream, and boro Is an uuub ually good recipe for muklng it: Make a custard, using a little less than a quart of milk to two eggs. Put one pound of dark sugar in a hot skil let and Btlr until it lias become a rich, reddish brown. Then mix with the custard while the latter la still hot When it has cooled, add a pint of cream and a half cupful of finely crashed pecan meats. Freese as usual. Free to Our Readers Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, tor 48’liage llluatrntrd Eye Book Free. Write all about Your Kye Trouble mul they will atlvlse ah to tho Proper Application of the Murine Kye Remedies in Your Special Case Your Druggist will tell you that Muriue Relieves Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes Doesn’t Smart, Soothes Kye Puiu, and sells lor BOc. Try It in Your Eyes and in Baby’s EyeB tor Scaly Eyelids and Granulation Serious Oversight. They say: "There shall be hewers of wood and carriers of water”—have thoy overlooked the carriers of scan dalous tales? Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and Sties promptly healed with Roman Eye Balsam.—Adv. It Keeps Her Busy. A girl’s life la one continuous effort to create the Impression that she wouldn't think of doing things that she’s crazy to try. Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the easi est to use. 10 CENT “CASCARETS” IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels—They work while you sleep. Furred Tongue. Had Taste, Indiges-1 tlon, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your j stomach to become tilled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the first step to untold misery—indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret to-night will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep—a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feel- '■ ing good for months. — -— Taste in Toys. Man’s taste in toys has not changed much throughout the ages. Some of the dolls of ancient Egypt had mov able arms and even strings of mud beads to represent hair. Ancient Egypt had had its toy animals, itB wooden calves and porcelain elephants with riders on their backs. Jointed ' dolls worked by strings were favorite toys with the children of Greece and Rome, who also played with modal furniture, balls and tops. THICK, GLOSSY HAIR FREE FROM DANDRUFF - I Girls! Try it! Hair gets soft, fluffy and beautiful—Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderine. If you care for heavy hair that glis tens with beauty and is radiant with life; has an incomparable softness and is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine. Just one application doubles the beauty of your hair, besides It imme diately dissolves every particle o£ dandruff. You can not have nice heavy, healthy hair if you have dandruff. This destructive scurf robs the hair of its lustre, its strength and its very life, and if not overcome It produces a feverishness and Itching of the scalp; the hair roots famish, loosen and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton’s Danderine from any drug store and just try It. Caught Seagull on Salmon Rod. I have sometimes read accounts of birds taking the fly of a fisherman, but I do not remember having heard before of any one catching a seagull when salmon fishing. This happened here at Dunkeld to day, and the lady who was fishing not only hooked the seagull but after play ing It for a quarter of an hour, landed It. The lady was harllng for salmon In the Tay Just below Dunkeld bridge, spinning with a minnow from a boat, when the seagull swooped under the water and flew off with the minnow. The gull made very good play, and It was only owing to skillful handling that It was eventually "netted." It was of course take’, off the hook and flew away none the worse.—The Field. Shake into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet It cures painful, swollen, smarting, sweat ing feet. Makes new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N, Y.— Adv. He Made the Rounds, In speaking of somebody an orar tor Bald: “He has ripped with Eurip ides, and sipped with Eusipides, and camped with Cantharides.” To kill burdock, cut off close to the ground and pour a little gasoline on the roots, ^ ^_____ Neuralgia ’ sufferers find instant relief in Sloan’s Liniment. Itpene ' trates to the painful part— ! scathes and quiets the nerves. No rubbing—merely lay it on. SLOANS LINIMENT Kills Pain For Neuralgia jj “ I would not be without your Lini ment and praise it to all who suffer with neuralgia or rheumatism or pain of any kind."—Mrs. Henry Uuhop, Helena, Missouri. I Pain All Gone " I Buffered with quite a severe neu ralgic headache for 4 months without any relief. 1 used your Liniment for two or three nights and 1 haven't suf fered with my head since "—Mr. J. R. Swinger, Louisville, Ky. Treatments for Cold and Croup y ‘My little girl, twelve years old, caught a severe cold, and I gave her three drops of Sloan's Liniment on sugar on going to !>ed, and Bhe got up in the morning with no signs of a cold. A lit tle boy next door had croup and I gnvc the mother the Liniment. Shegave him three drops on going to lied, ami he got up without the croup in the morning." — Mr. W. H. Strange, Chicago, llL At all Dealers. Price 25c., 50c. and 11.00 j Sloan’s Book on Horsea sent free, j Address DU EARL S. SIOAN, Inc, Boston, Mass. habits of a rustic udder Kan, Who It May Be Presumed Has Had Some Experience, Writes Bitterly About Them. Now a good, long, heavy farm lad der presents engineering problems of ao mean difficulty, writes Eugene i Wood In Everybody’s Magazine. I presume more people have lost the blessing trying to get a ladder through a gate than In any other way that satan knows of. A ladder would make a preacher swear; It can act up so. There's such a radius to It when you turn a corner; such a leverage when you try to Btand It up and the bottom end slips. And it Is simply possessed to flop when you are carrying It on your shoulder. . . . 1 tell you: Never wear a derby or noseglasses when you're doing busi ness with a ladder, for nothing gives It more delight than to mash the hat hopelessly, and knock your glasses off so you will step on them. I need scarcely say that of the two lenses It Is the $1.50 one that breaks In prefer ence to the 76-eent one. This phenom enon Is due to the combined action of the Law of Economic Determinism and the Law of Cussedness of Inani mate Objects. Ladders and cherry trees are not what you might call slmpatlca. In a manner of speaking, the top end of a ladder should rest firmly on a 2-em dash. But such Is the nature of cherry trees that the top end of the ladder rests quite un-flrmly In the crotch of a rude capital Y. The finest cherries grow at the extreme tip-end of top most branches. Just as you are cau tiously bending the whip-like withe towards you with its IubcIous fruits, the ladder cants, and you and the cherry bucket hit the ground with al most simultaneous thumps. The cher ry bucket makes a little better time because It has no pants to tear on the way. The cherrleB In the bucket and the breath in your body are bounced out with equal suddenness. It Is seldom, though, that both are a total loss. One should always remem ber in falling out of a cherry tree to keep the tongue well back In the mouth. Otherwise the teeth, being occluded violently, are apt to snip off the tongue tip, which is that part of the organ of speech that produces the sound of "d,” as in ''Damn!” GIVE “SYRUP OF FIGS’’ TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delicious “Fruit Laxative" can't harm tender little Stomach, liver and bowels. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, your little one's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of “California Syrup of Figs," and in a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigested food and sour bile gently moves out of its -ittle bowels without griping, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bottle of “California Syrup of Figs,” which con tains full directions for babieB, chil dren of all ages and for grown-ups. Crime of 1913. Are we to sacrifice the last shred of our manhood and womanhood in sur render to the call for cement side walks? No country in all tho history of the world has ever grown to great ness through cement sidewalks. Wash ington never saw one, nor did Jeller Bon, nor Jackson, nor Jefferson Davis. What was good enough for them sure ly Is good enough for us. Away with those who would impoverish us and our children by coercing us to pay our money for theBO useless and foolish freaks of modern luxury. Let us live as our fathers before us lived, untaint ed by imported notions that weaken our manhood and make it constantly easier for us to fall for the silly ideas that are brought to us from the effete east—Colusa (Cal.) Herald. Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It Is thorough ly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel lets. The favorite family laxative.— Adv. __ Very Bad Indeed. Francis Wilson, at luncheon in Gramercy park, was congratulated on hls exquisite French pronunciation. “I’ve been taken in my time,” said Mr. Wilson, “for a Parisian. This shows what perseverance will do I had a hard time in tho beginning to learn French. "In fact, in the beginning I was as hopeless as the chap whose French teacher said to him: “ ‘Hereafter, monsieur, I can only teach you by correspondence.’ " 'Why?' the pupil asked. “ ‘Because,’ said the teacher, ‘if we keep on this way your pronunciation, Aelas, will ruin mine.’ ” Be sure that you ask for Wright’s Indian Vegetable Pills, and look for the signature of Wm. Wright on wrapper and box. For Constipation, Biliousness and Indigestion.—Adv. Delicate Stimulant. Every invalid sooner or later be comes tired of raw eggs in the UBual manner in which thoy are served. The following will bo found very tempting and new. Beat the yolk of one egg until quite thick. Then beat in thoroughly one tablespoonful each of powdered sugar and brandy. Whip tho white of tho egg to a froth with a pinch of salt and stir into the first mixture. The whole should be quite thick when ready to bo eaten. Dr. Peery’s Vermifuge “Dead Shot” kills and expels Worms in a few hours.—Adv. A WOMAN’S PROBLEM In the looking-glass a woman often sees wrinkles, hollow circles under eyes, crow s feet, —all because she did not turn to tho right remedy when worn down with those troubles which are distinctly feminine. Backache, headache, pains, lassitude, nervousness and drains upon vitality—bring untold suffering to womanhood and the face shows it. Tho nervous system and the entire womanly make-up feels the tonic effect of DR; PIERCE S FAVORITE PRESCRIPTION. It allnys and subdues nervous excitability, irritability, nervous exhaustion, and other distressing symptoms commonly attendant upon functional and organic diseases of the feminine organs. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. Known everywhere and for over 40 years as the standard remedy for the diseases of women. Your dealer in medicines Bells it m liquid or sugar-coated tablet form; or you can Bond 60 one-cent stamps for a trial box of Dr. Bierce’s Favorite Prescription tablets. Address Dr. K. V. Pierce, Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y. DR. PIERCE’S PLEASANT PELLETS REGULATE AND INVIGORATE STOMACH, LIVER AND BOWELS. SUGAR-COATED TINY GRANULES.' London’s Pavement Artists. Pavement artists are among the curiosities of London, but the drawer In chalk is now being supplanted by the modeler in clay. One will find him, with a lecturer explaining, turning Shakespeare into Mr. Asquith and Col cnel Cody into a Sioux woman within the space of half a minute. The lec turer explains the turn and collects th» aume.v from the wonderim? watcher*. If shoe polish has become dry from standing too long, moisten it with a little turpentine. Again That Big "If.” How wise we should all be If at middle ago wo could actually know as much as In youth we thought we did! Sick. G/fcrm&n TftacLe. GftaM Reliable evidence is abundant that women are constantly being restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound The many testimonial letters that \vc are continually pub lishing in the newspapers—hundreds of them—are all genu ine, true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude for the freedom from suffering that has come to these women solely through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Money could not buy nor any kind of influence obtain such recommendations; you may depend upon it that any testimonial we publish is honest and true—if you have any doubt of this write to the women whose true names and addresses are always given, and learn for yourself. Read this one from Mrs. Waters: Camden, N.J.—“I was sick for two years with nervous spells,and my kidneys were affected. I had a doctor all the time and used a galvanic battery, but nothing did me any good. I was not able to go to bed, but spent my time on a couch or in a sleeping-chair, and soon became almost a skeleton. Finally my doctor went away for his health, and my husband heard of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and got me some. In two months I got relief and now I am like a new woman and am at my usual weight. I recommend your medicine to every one and so does my husband.”—Mrs. Tillik Waters, 1135 Knight St., Camden, N.J. / And this one from Mrs. Haddock: Utica, Oki.a.—“I wa3 weak and nervous, not able to do my work and scarcely able to he on my feet. 1 had backache, headache, palpi tation of the heart, trouble with my bowels, and inflammation. Since taking the Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I am better than I have been for twenty years. I think it is a wonderful medi cine and I have recommended it to others.”—Mrs. Mary Ann Had dock, Utica, Oklahoma. Now answer this question if you can. Why should a woman continue to suffer without first giving Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound a trial ? You know that it has saved many others—why should it fail in your case? For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for fe male ills. No one sick with woman’s ailments dues justice to herself if she does not try this fa mous medicine made from roots and herbs, it has restored so many suffering women to health. il^E^Write to LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINE CO. (CONFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS., for advice. Y'our letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. Gets Right Twist On Rheumatism Makes Short Work of Gleaning Oat Your Entire System—Aches and Pains Go Fast. In S. S. S. You Get a Twist on Rheumatism That Settles It. Many a rheumatic sufferer has been to the drug store for a bottle of S3. S. S. and been handed something claimed to be "Just as good.” Truly, to ask for bread and be given a stone Is still in practice. If you are troubled with rheumatism in any form be sure to use S. fc>. S3, and note Its wonderful influence. S. S. S. has the peculiar action of soak ing through the intestines directly into the blood. In five minutes its influence is at work in every artery, vein and tiny capillary. Every membrane, every organ of the body, every emunctory becomes in effect a filter to strain the blood of im purities. *The stimulating properties of S. S. S. compel the skin, liver, bowels, kid neys, bladder to all work to the one end of casting out every irritating, every pain inflicting atom of poison; it dislodges by irrigation all accumulations In the joints, causes acid accretions to disolve, renders them neutral and scatters those peculiar formations In the. nerve centers that cause such mystifying and often baffling rheumatic pains. And best of all this remarkable remedy is welcome to the weakest stomach. If you have drugged yourself until your stomach is nearly paralyzed, you will be astonished to find that S. S. S. gives no sensation but goes right to w'ork. This ia because it is a pure vegetable infusion, ia taken naturally into your blood just as pure air is inhaled naturally into your lungs. Get a bottle of S. S. S. today, and ask for S. S. S. * You may depend upon it that the store that sells you what you ask for is a good place to trade. Write to the Swift Specific Co., 204 Swift Bldg., Atlanta, Ga., for their Book on Rheumatism.