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53 : The Piuc!:" f rd blished every Friday by TI1L OCHE RECORD I'UBLlSlll.NC COMPANY, 1M 4? CWIS H. REASON, Hditor & Mrt. terms ol Hubfccriplioii le year, in advance x months, in advance, .... A French mcalhcr authority sav? there are '-i'i ha.il winters lust mead Hut in all lainifXH Insi summer ougix to be counted as one. 2. &M 11.50 All leal notices will be charged at the rale of S2 per uare. t insertion, and no proof of ub- . at Ion will Ik? made until tlie same ' paid for. Xo exception will be ade to this rule. Red tape really should never dp sed for a soldier. The war seems o depend entirely n who gets In tbe papers Ilrst. S The war U cos'ing about $ I S.OMO per jran. It's certainly no spoil for poor . eople. f The main dilTa.ence between the jVar a year ago and now seeu's to no 165 days. ' Announcements have been made In ronne'-'ion with every conflict tbai aus in the inieresl of 'tiiiiianity. LJven war lias Its j resti uteri's The average low brow thinks thev're called "art circles" because by the time bis instruction bus been com pleted be s buck here tie started. What a pity that the Europeans bel liferents can't- settle their differences on the gtidiron where asphyxiating gas has yet not been introduced! Making ammunition is a line of em ployment which enables a man to ex perlence the suspense and peril of war without being actually on the bring line. (ierman scientists are still announc ing antitoxin discoveries, although tbe ills thai human flesh is heir to now originate mainly in tlu munition plants. It Is difficult for the defeated root all team to realize that time heals pill wounds. i if ' i; One trouble in being carried away r'in a wave of oratory is that you have ' :o walk back. Character is also shown in hand writing when the check comes batk 'marked "no funds." h ( Of course, activities among the I smelters have nothing to do with ihe boom in'skunk farming. (! Despite the growing demand for fresh air the manufacture ot wlndo.v . glass contlnuea to be profitable. An application of liquid air at a tern peratnre of 200 below zero will remove a birthmark, it is said. Wouldn't It remove an ear, a too or a linger just as readily? Get on It Is mighty seldom you find a man that isn't a rattling good fellow ami well -nigh perfect If but one witness Is heard and he is permitted to test if in ins own behalf Common sense must be advancing bv rapid strides, when one considers that every new extreme in women s wear has in turn been pronounced a triumph of that principle. "Fashion." says an authority on the bubject, "is a state of mind." And Just think cf the mental suffering ft A glance at the map would Ind icate that Russia ought to be good iur a large loan on real estate eecur- It's hard to tell whether a man who honestly thinks war jokes are funny S Is overworking pessimism or "tl i tnism. Some of those Hritisheis in London may sit up all night for fear they'll niss seeing a Zeppelin raid, but there are probably a few who don't find the prospect of a raid conducive to slum her. An easlern professor says he doesn't believe in encouraging matrimony l lowering Ihe taxes that married men have to pay. The prolessor talks like a bachelor, or like a married man who has nothing to tax. F you want to moce?d in ilc you miM .'' . . . ttluit ir, wrw i:i biiui.cM and inau (Jet out of Vie rat; B.t on the firuw line. Rd PoDmarbaence Monthly therooit Interesting and useful magazine, and . i.. u r n,.1,u.u'H wrii-lli. Kverv lauaui UIC Ulfcb-BV ' ,.lt for onlylSccnU. All tho r.cw J.tesJ ; and SXte. .nTl U iopw and m fujiuiiif . aud in Eiucliiflcry. ., , an r n fVfTV How ta ntnua uungj ik.". ""' , ' r.oifi, iiKlwimil relrlrcrjitora, poultry house, lumitu.-e, auUauobUa ilioy rcyalrt. etc. It U pill oimnneyinui.in ;,.!""." rt i, m-.tun li pUio Lntiluh lor oca aJ boy. 15 CenU a Copy CI. 30 a Year rt It frmp a P" v t KLt iur pj;Uc tU BiB-ja t-j po-a People seem to tire of good habits mucu uooiicr than of bad ones. What has become of the old fash loiied fellow who called a boll a pet? In this war the man higher up per forms some low-dowu tricks ii. his air ship. 1'olitlcs is a game ot trying to get the other fellow to vote your sentl ments. The students In the history classes- E0 years from now win nave to do to learn the whole sioiy oi iur war. The good old ""healing Justice headline bobs up every time a cor victed man hangs himseir; but who wins? lont rashly assume, because a girl doesnt wear a short skirt, that she has large feet. She way be siuipi modest. Another reason why American marksmanship should be Improved la tbe amateur hunter. That man the papers tell about, who shot at himself five times and missed, must be a good dodger. European diplomacy may be as clear as mud. but the average layman would rather tackle it than an argument about Ijeol'igy. Austrian aeroplanes have been shelling Venice. Hut. luckily, there were no crowds in the streets to be bit by tbe bombs. One way of applying the acid test is to eat a gooseberry pie made by an overly thrifty housewife. Now that the wireless telephone has been round practicable think what lales tbe little birds will tell. It's all right to be thrifty, yet no . U ... b. one but a men man wouiu tui buttons off discarded clothing whlcb be gives to tbe poor. Uulnine has gone up to $2 50 an ounce. Chills and fever may now break Into the list of stylish maladies. The citizen of the th.rteentb cen tury who could buy eight pounds ot beef for 17 cents had his troubles also getting t ie 17 cents. What are! fools these slaves ot fashion It Is a poor business thing for nothing. to buy somo All In favor of a divorce for any woman whose husband hides her au tomobile from her say "aye. ried. War hath its victories no less re- no vned than peace. Paris announces that exorbitant rentals are permanent ly at an end in that city. Car- one pond resolution at Ihe present moment is worth a doen on New V ea r s. . t'uldeiitllied earthquakes continue to trille with the seismographs of the earned. One Is always encouraged during a great political reform movement to learn that the betting is even on the outcome. From the biological experiments be lli a conducted on roderts. it seems that science has resolved to recon struct humanity on t ratty basis. I he president of China has forbld tPti inert officials to resign. In this country it's hard to force them out. The suhma-ine can be used for peaceful purposes. How about one with a mowing attachment to remove tbe weeds frrn. our ii land lakes? some of It IR a sad commentary on war that even a hero has lo be Jisiutecled now and then. Our Idea of a greedy mollycoddle is one that wants three Ice cream cones for a dime As we understand it, the good boy is the product of his faithful mother, hut a bad boy is caused by an incom petent father. Taking a lengthy voyege in a sub marine must b6 even less diverting than riding the bumpers for a thou sand miles or so. Of course, occasionally you henr of a prima donna about seventeen years old wtio has not been discovered, but the chances are she hasn't been mar rled. Perhaps the human race can extract some sort or satistaciion oui oi uie fact that its own peculiar flea jumps farther than the fleas that bite other a:.mals. When It comes to gold shipments, ) tbe United Stater of America bus no ; objection to being the dumping ground I ot tbe world. i """ : About the only real encouragement music gets In some towns is the em I ployment of r brass I and to lead a political parade. Los Angeles police are using a bal loon to ' catch automobile speeders. Tbey are not the only police up In the air on that subject. Since aviators can he used to drop bombs, perhaps some day the aero-' plane will be put to commercial use by dropping down bills. A great deal depends on the point of view. The man who says that the war is one of the greatest blessing which has ever befalien mankind doesn t live on the line ot tnarih uoi in the zone of bomb dropping- The high cost of living Is a drop In the bucket compared with the high cost of lighting. An edible oil, which also can be used as an llluminaiil and In sonp, Is being made from grape seeds in large quan titles by a new Italian process. Well, that's better than getting them Into' your system, to cause appendicitis It they do. A man who solemnly declares that be Is superior, to the intl'ieiice of (lat tery la Haltering himself. That Christmas toy famine will not worry young Americana, most of whom want I'ncle Sam to bring them an automobile. Possibly, If this war continues an other year, we shall be able to tell how long a kilometer is without look ing In the dictionary. An Instructor haj been employed to teach Detroit policemen bow to shoot. The course might well include les sons on the art of knowing when not to shoot 26 minutes E 1350 feet to corner ' No 3 of said lode; thence S 3 deg. 19 inin. V 631.5 feet to cci- No l it said lode, which i3 identical with cor. No. 2 of said Velma lode; thence S 89 deg 31 min. E 462.9 feet to cor. No. 3 of said Velma lode; thence S 22 deg. 34 min E 59S.5 feet to cro .No. 4 of said lode; thence S 89 deg. 31 min. E 4 67.4 feet to cor. No. of said Columbine lode; thence S 27 deg. IS min. E 600 feet to cor. No. 4 of said lode; thence N. 89 deg. 31 min. W 930.3 feet to cor. No 5 of. said lode; thence S 67 deg 26 min W 569.7 feet to cor. No. 6 of said lode, which is Identical with cor. No. 4 of said Missing Link Fraction lode; thence S. 76 deg. 30 min. W 1296.2 feet to cor. No. 5 of said lode thence N 27 deg. 18 min. W 379.5 feet to cor. No. 1 of said lode, which is identical with cor. No. 4 of said Dead Pine lode; thence S 62 deg. 42 min. W 702.2 feet to cor. No. 5 of said lode; thence N 22 deg. 34 min. V 601.5 feet to cor. No. 6 of said lode; thence N 64 deg. 01 min. E 1183.4 feet to said cor. No. 1, the place of beginning, which Is identi cal with cor. No. 1 of said Dead Pine lode, containing a total net area of 91.527 acres, all of which is claimed and applied for, the conflict between the Velma Lode and the missing Link Fraction Lode being excluded from said Missing Link Frac tion Lode in favor of said Velma Lode, Said Lode Min ing Claims Consolidated are a portion of Sections 22 and 23, T I N, R 66 E, Mt, Diablo Base and Meridian. Each of said mining claims is of record in the office of the County Recorder of Lincoln Countv, State of Nevada, at Pioche, Nevada. There are no known locations in the vi cinity of said survey. I direct this notice to be published in the Pioche Record at Pioche, Ne vada, the Newspaper published near est said mining claims consolidated, for a period of sixty days. SHOBER J. ROGERS, Register. N. A. ROBERTSON, Attorney for Applicant, 410-11 Felt Building Salt Lake City, Utah. First pub. Oct. 27; last pub. Dec 22 Cheer up! The cost of radium has been reduced to $3(5.0nO a gram. Now if we can Just keep the middlemen out, cf the"game!' " An advertiser calling for tie serv Ices ol "an ecucated yo'ing woman re eetved one lettet begmn. ig, Am a ed ucated young woman,' and another beginning 'Having saw your ad,' and another in which the writer unarm teed tier "Dccurlcy." but none ol ibese three young women got Hie jo!). No doubt ihe fellows who are rock lu ; all scrts of boats are getting well paid for it, and no doubt most of them need the money. ' ... The European war appears to have reached the stage where the only con solation the belligerents can draw is "You should see the other fellow." As but one kiss In a hundred Is said to contain germs, the usual pre cautions will be taken to see that the ninety and nine go not astray. The Globe Democrat save sumptuary legislation will some day suppress tbe kias. If It does, it will be necessary to muzzle mothers and lovers as It tbey were cogs. A man s intelligence must be far above the average to enable him to get his laugh in at the proper time when a woman Is telling a funny Btory. One of the blessings of modem life Is the fact that Judging a baby show has been reduced to a scientific sys tern and there Is no longer any per sonal tesponslbllity. Personally, "our experience convinces us that nose glasses that are guaran teed to stay put are as unreliable aa painless dentistry. Never argue with the barber,. He can; In three minutes, think of . more reasons why you should have a mas sage than you can confute In a week Japan is without a great war writer, according to a current itaie meni, but it would seem that a chance handling of tbe alphabet alone would be enough to incite mat belligerent spirit. So far as we know no man has ever yet alleged In an application for a di vorce that his wife was intolerable be cause of her extraordinary skill as a cook. Why doesn't some enterprising man ufacturer of safety razors get a pboto graph of a soldier in the trenches scraping off a week s growth with one ol Ihe bandy little tools and use it for advertising purpoi.es? !'i'll!lMl, It ffl mi T03ACC0 IS PREPARED F0R SMOKERS UNDERTHE PROCESS DISCOVERED IN MAKING EXPERIMENTS TO PRODUCE THE MOST D- MCHTritl 1 AND WHfil F- L.I w ill, w 1 . . . SOME TOBACCO FOR CIG- ETTE AMD PIPE SMOKERS. PROCESS PATENTED it mmmBm i'RiJ.REYNOLBSTOBACCOCOHPAMY jj !:;ij!jjj;WlKSTON5AlEM.HC.Ub.A. i I DOES NOT BITE THE TONGUE Vi'iiK'lH:--'';!.' '.ii trincm Albtt U trywhr in loppy nd tag: Bet ttdjt rmd line, lOct hana'tomt pound and 1. -if tin humidora and - (Aa elmvr crytnl-fat pound humidor with ipif-moilr tphndid condition. in c Cf P. A. puts new joy into the sport of smoking ! 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You pay out a little change, to be sure, but it's the cheer fullest investment you ever made! the national joy smoke The punishment for treating a man in London Is a fine 01 auu ana bi months in Jail. Under the clrcum Btances. we shall not treat a man London. in The New Orleasis states tens 01 a Louisiana bride who played her own wedding march In her elopement. She must have used an accordion or a trombone. A telephone company In a Califor nia town has been embarrassed by tbe number ot marriages wbtcb have de pleted their working force. When t'u pid called up, tbey found that tbe line got eiiiiiely too busy. One of the Impossible thlng9 to think out Is as to wnat me great thinkers on the other side of the At lantic think of themselves at this blessed moment. Kdison has invented a voice mill, to attach lo a cradle. It ihe baby cries ihe cradle rocks. The harder It cries the la st el Ibe cradle goes. 1 hat s a bail Idea. A clever babv will soon tlini oul how it works, and yell conilnu ouslv. If the theory of a research expert In Philadelphia Is true, that bugs have souls cynics will maintain that souls of mosquitoes have found lodging in some human bodies. A moving picture actor made a leai 01 bmseback oft an hi) toot cliff 111 16 teet ol water, borse and rider turn In 1 wo coiuple'e somersaults oetore strihiiiit the surface. II seems tr-ai ibe old Konian sports veie not alont in their making martyrs tor a publb nolulav. The pride of the expert who can tell a valuable diamond from a cheap one Is as nothing compared to the pride of the man who knows genuine pork sausage when he sees It. A speaker predicts a work day of four hours In 1920. Most of the speak ers who make such predictions have already beat the supposed 1920 stand ard anywhere from one to four hours. The vigorous tone in which all of the nations concerned deny that tbey have anything to do with the peace rumors makes one suspect that there must really be something in tbe reports. IN THK TENTH JUDICIAL Dis trict Court of the State of Nevada in and for the County of Lincoln. In, the matter of the estate of William C. Palmer, Deceased. Notice Notice is hereby given that Tues day, November 14, A. D 1916, at 2 o'clock P. M. of said day, and the Courtroom of said Court in the Town of Pioche, In the County of Lincoln, State of Nevada, has been appointed as the time and place for proving the will of said William C. Palmer, deceased, and. for hearing the application of Mae E. Pitcher for the issuance to her of letters testamentary thereon. CHAS. CULVERWELL, County Clerk and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Tenth Judicial District Court of the State of Nevada, in and for the County of Lincoln. Dated, Pioche, Nevada, October 23, 1916. (SEAL) First pub. Nov. 3; last pub. Nov. 10 SUMMONS In the Tenth Judicial DUtrict Court of the State of Nevada, in and for the County of Lincoln. Opal Leota Blackburn, Plaintiff, v. Clarence Crittendon Blackburn, De fendant. The State of eMua sends greet ings to said defendant: You are hereby summoned to ap pear within ten days after the Bervic upon you of this summons if serve.i In said County, or within twenty days it served out of salj Count, but within said Judicial District, and in all other cases witlun forty days (exclusive of the day of service), anl defend the above entitled action This action is brought to recover a Judgment and decree of divorce upon the grounds of extreme cruel ty, and further, of non-support for a period of more than one year, all of which is more fully set forth In th complaint on file herein. Dated this 11th day of September, A. D. 1916. (SEAL) CHAS. CULVERWELL, Clerk of the Tenth Judicial Dist rict Court of the State of Nevada, ia and for the County of Lincoln. 9-1510-27 The London Globe was summarily put out of business by the police ow ing to the editor's failure to convince tbe government that he was entirely friendly while exercising the rights ot personal criticism. A speaker before the Chicago Medl ca,l society said every time a man takes a put! at a cigar he shortens bis life The views ol the latest cen tenartan who has smoked since be Was a boy are anxiously awaited APPLICATION FOR PATENT Serial No. 01)774 In the United States Land Office, Carson City, Nevada, Oct. .18, 1916 Notice Is hereby given that the Pioche Last Chance Mining Company a corporation of Nevada, by M. L Lee. its attorney in fact, each ot whose residence and post office ad dress is Pioche, Nevada, has made application for a United States Pat ent for the Velma. I.st Chance Sil ver Mining Co., I'e.ul 1 ;ne, Colum bine, and Missins Link Fraction Lode Mining Claims Consolidated U. S. M. S. No. 4Ui", of the oflicial surveys of and within Hifrhhuid Min ing District, Lincoln C iunt , Nevada, as shown upon the oflicial plat and described in the field notes of the official survey on file in this office, with magnetic variation of 16 deg. 30 min E as follows, towlt: Commencing at Cor. No. 1 of said Last Chance Silver Mining Co., lode, from which the V section cor ner common to and between sections MIUIAM rebEKAH LODGE NO. 2 FRATERNAL SOCIETIES -Jte PIOCHE LODGE NO. 23, I. O. O. F. Meets ever Tuesday evening at eight o'clock., I. O. O. F., Building. Main Street. Visiting brothers are invited E. O. D. Marriage, Noble Grand; A. A. Carman, Secretary. R. J. Reynold. Tobce Co., Win.ton-SmUm, N. C. Copyright 191 6 by R. J. R.ynold. Tobacco Co. A monument ts to be erected in honor ot Martha Washington at Val ley Forge, where she shared tbe hard ships and sufferings of her husband and his men. Kepubllcs are not un grateful, even tt tbey do taks a little Une to think ow things. 22 and 23, T 1 N. R 66 E, Mt. Di ablo Base and Meridian bears N 81 deg. 41 min. W 529.3 feet distant. and running thence N 3 deg. 19 min. E 631.5 feet to corner No. 2 of said lode, thence North 67 degrees Tioche, Nevada. Meets on.evew Thursday at 7:30 o'clock P. M., l I. O. O. F. Hall. All visiting broth ers and sisters are cordially invited to attend. Mrs. Mona Scott, Nble Grand; Mrs. Jessie Ewlng, Secretary.