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Rheumatism
Neuralgia
To those two diseases probably mankind owe*
mora suffering than to all others combined. While
neither is ordinarily perilous, nevertheless Rheu
matism lays the foundation for heart disease and
Neuralgia leads to the morphine and opium habits.
No matter how mild the case may be these troubles
sheutd never be neglected. A reliable remedy
applied promptly will prevent endless pain and
many sleepless nights.
Hamlins
mim
* OIL
Is such a remedy. Its use will bring Instant relief
ia all cases and final cure in the great majority.
Haralns Wizard Oil has cured thousands of people
bora all parts of the world. It can do the same for
T?o.
Whitley, Tex.
I have had Rheumatism for ten years and was
nearly helpless. I tried several remedies and found
no relief. I tried Hamlins Wizard Oil and one
bottle cured me. Mrs. Kate Bettt.
Omaha, Neb., Jan. I. 1900.
Ky mother was troubled with Facial Neuralgia
far J 3 years. She used six bottles of Hamlins
wizard Oil and It cured her. We are never with
oat a bottle of it in the house. J. Coloway.
There Is only one Wbard Oil? Hamlma? name
blown in the bottle. Signature " Hamlin Bros." on
wrapper. Take no substitute. 50c. and $1.00.
Hamlins Cough Balsam
Soothes the Throat. Stops the Cough. 25c, 50c.
Hamlins Blood 4 Liver Pills
Act Gently and Without Pain. 25c.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS
Spurnhrint nn?l the Atuilenli.
Spurzhcitn. the father of modern
phrenology, while staying In Edin
burgh w here he had a great vogue,
was the victim of it laughable hoax. A
number of medical students submitted
for the opinion of the phrenologist the
plaster cast of what they said was a
remarkably formed human skull. As a
matter of fact it was the model of a
big Swedish turnip (called in the Scot
tish tongue "neip"), and of this Spurz
helin gravely wrote out the phreno
logical character. A few days later the
following skit appeared in the leading
Journal of the city:
The tide of fame to Spurzhelm's name
Rolled o'er the German deep;
Tli^ tide was spring; but. fickle thing,
It now has ebb'd to "nelp."
Hotter tl> nn tiola.
"I wa?? troubled several years
with- - cronic indigestion and
nervous debility, "writes F J.Green,
of Lancaster, N. EI. ' No remedy
helped me until I began using Elec
tric Bitters, ' which did me more
good than all the medicine I ever
used. They have also kept my wife
in excellent health for years. She
says Electric Bitters are jast splen
did for " iemale troubles; that they
are i gr 'a ad tonic and invlgorator
for weak, run down women. No
other medicine can take its place in
oar family." Try them. Only 50c.
Satisfaction guaranteed by D. A.
Hendershott.
Tl?c Olympian Game*.
The Olympic championship, the third
revival of the athletic games of ancient
Greece, which will he held at the St.
Louis tfxpositjou In August and Sep
tember im.tt jreifr. promises to be the
irreatest athletic contest ever held. A
programme embracing every branch of
athletics is bejng arranged, and the
best men in thp world are expected to
compete.
Secretary .lames 10. Sullivan of the A.
A. IT., win* will be in charge of the
games. Is busy completing the prelimi
nary work. *<rvn*tary Sullivan and the
executive committee decided to meas
ure all track events by the metric sys
tem, which ia sure to please the foreign
representatives.
An Knrljr Riser
A strong, healthy, active consti
tution depends largely on the con
dition of the liver. The famous
little pills known as DeWitt's Little
Early Risers not only cleanse the
system but they strengthen the
action of the liver and rebuild the
tissues supporting that organ.
LlttIe_Eirly Risers are easy to act,
they never gripe and yet they are
absolutely certain to produce re
sults that are satisfactory in all
cases. Sold by
Opera House Drug Store
. JStotler & Corbett Props.
* * .\oxfUlrrd.
? ?Nf?sehlecd can be stopped In a short
time by" placing a smiill wad of paper
^muslin between the upper teeth and
the lip. The pressure exerted at the
base of the nose will arrest the bleed
ing.
Animal llxerclac.
Many anlmaN never take exercise
for Its own sake. The muscular sys
tem of animals is kept in the most
perfect condition, however, by their
search for food. With them exercise
la natural and therefore perfect of its
kind.
Nearly Forfeits His Life.
A runaway almost ending fatally,
started a horrible ulcer on the leg
of J. B Orner, Franklin Grove, 111.
For four years it defied all doctors
and all remedies. But Bucklen's
Arnica Salve had no trouble to
cure him. Equally good for burns,
bruises, skin eruptions and piles
25c at D. A. Hendershot's Drug
Store.
Distinquished Emigrants
The tide has turned. Europe
has for many years had a monopoly
of the emigration business, ard has
sent over some of her most undesir
able inhabitants, without getting a
wallop in return. It is true that
,we did ship William Waldorf Astor
to England some years ago, and he
had the good fortune to slip by the
authorities when they were not
looking, but he has been about the
only emigrant of note we have been
able to induce to seek bis fortune
in the old world, and the account
has thus stood unbalanced, with
little prospect of settlement* Njw
however all is changed. Mrs. Og
den Goelet, having raked enough
money together to pay for
asteerage passage in a cattle
ship, is about to take up her
abode on the other side of the
ocean, and will sail as soon as she
can get her suit case packed. She
is very reticent about her pi?""
once she reaches the other side.
Her reason for leaving America,
she says, is because the people here
are so rude and unmannerly that
?he can bear them no longer, so she
dies to the courts of Europe, where
polite noblemen beat their own
wives one day and wives of other
men the next. Of course this is a
mere blind, but the real reason is so
deeply hidden that no questioning
has been able to uncover it. Wheth
er Mrs. Goelet will go into
trade? having shown her busi
ness ability by swapping
her daughter for the position
of mother-in law to a duke ? or
will take up some other line of
business equally respectable and
remunerative, cannot be told. It
does not matter, It is enough that
there is at last some chance of get
ting even with Europe for the im
migrants of the past 50 years.
Now that emigration is a settled
fact, It is to be hopedjthat Europe
will not pass restrictive laws until
we can slip over some of Mrs. Goe'
lei's friends, whom, in our rude
ness, we can very well spare. But
if Europe sees them first, the game
is up.
A Miraculous Cure.
My daughter was afflicted with a
fever sore on her leg for over a
year, helpless in bed three or four
months, and the doctors wished me
to take her to a hospital. A num
ber of pieces of bone came out of
the sore, showing the bone to be
badly effected and It was thought
thBt the leg would hive tobe opened
and the bone scraped or the leg
amputated. Hearing of the cures
of San-Cura Ointment, we applied
it as directed and to the great sur
prise of all, including the four phy
sicians who had attended her, the
great sore healed up in less than
six weeks San-Cara Ointment
was worth five hundred dollars to
me and all my neighbors will verify
this statment.
J D. HOOD, Townville, Pa.
Druggists, 25c and 50c.
Tlio Doctor Kitfn Rp?t.
A Pennsylvania farmer named nans
was subject lo some kind of fits which
rendered him totally unconscious for
hours at a time and on several occa
sions convinced his good wife that she
was a widow. It was pretty generally
known th:it slio was by no means
averse to the widowed state, for she
nnd the doughty Hans did not live in
peace and .-unity.
One day Ilans was stricken as usual.
The good wife applied the usual reme
dies, but this time they failed to revive
the unconscious man. A doctor was
called, and after a thorough examina
tion he shook his head and said sol
emnly:
"I>ot Iss 7.11 bed. Hiss Iss todt (dead)."
The widow pretended to be overcome
with grief, and, leaning over the pros
trate form of her husband, she walled:
"Oh, mein Hans Iss todt! Mcin Hans
iss todt!"
Rut Hans; reviving suddenly, ex
claimed:
"Nein. nein! Ich ben nit todt!"
"linns," said his wife reprovingly,
"lie still. I>?*r doctor knows best*'
Now. What Did He Mcinf
He? This is the ladies* gallery. Over
there is the men's gallery. Just alcove
the speaker's desk Is the press gallery.
She? Oh. yes. and where is the
rogues' gallery?
He? Why? er? the congressmen sit
down there on the main floor.? Haiti
tore Herald.
Another CaM ofRhfnmslUra Cured b j
Chamberlain'* rain Balm,
The efficacy of Chamberlain's Pain
Balm in the relief of rheumatism is
being demonstrated daily. Parker
Triplett. of Grigsbv, Va., says that
Chamberlain's Pain Balm gave him
permanent relief from rheumatism
in the back when everything else
failed, and he would not be without
it. For sale by C. W. Grier.
How sad it is for civilization
that, where we find the most mil
lionaires, we find the most beg
gar?; and where the churches are
the finest the sinners are the most
debased.
RHEUMATISM
In Practically Every Ca.se.
Last year we treated over 11,000
ca^es of Rheumatism and only record
226 failures.
The marvelous *ucce s with which we
. have met in treating rheumatism
warrants us in asserting positively
that LIFE PLANT is the greatest
remedy for RHEUMATISM on
earth. Yet we meet with some
failures ? some cases are beyond
help. But no matter Jiow severe
your case or how long standing.
If you have rheumatism you can
try LIFE PLANT at our expense.
Your own druggist will refund
your money if it fails. We have
cured 97 out of every 100 cases of
RHEUMATISM and are willing to
guarantee that LIFE PLANT will
cure you. LIFE PLANT is an ex
cellent tonic, and its power as a
blood purifier is not equalled by
any remedy. LIFE PLANT has
eured Eczema, Scrofula. Cancer,
and ail of the worst forms of bloi 1
diseases. Write for free booklet and
particulars to
THE LIFE PLANT CO.,
CANTON. O.
LIFE PLANT is for Sale by
Sold by C. W. Grfer, druggist.
The First Wedding Htn g. .
The wedding ring, according to Henry
Swinburne of the seventeenth century,
was first designed by Prometheus and
fashioned out of adamant and iron by
Tubal Cain. lie says that it was
"given by Adam to his son to this end
?that therewith he should espouse a
wife." Men were, as all women know,
deceivers ever, and some of these un
scrupulous creatures were wont to wed
with rings made of rushes, imagining
them to be less binding than a strong
and valuable ring. The bishop of Salis
bury, however, stepped in and forbade
tliis practice In 1217.
Silver was more frequently used than
gold for wedding rings, and they were
made in all kinds of shapes, some
twisted, like two joined hands, or a
pair of hearts stuck together with an
arrow. Often they were adorned with
precious stones and had "posies"? that
Is, scraps of verse? Inside, such as:
Fortune doth Bond you, hap it well or 111,
This plain gold ring to wed you to your
will.
Little Slater'* flrjolnder.
Out in tho oast end is a young woman
whose little sister is much Inclined to
ask numerous questions and though she
1h sometime* a little* slow about under
standing things in general, slio in as
quick to see a point ns most littlo girls
of six. The other day Little Sister
asked Big Sister tho direction to the
home of a new acquaintance. Rig Sis
tor tried her hest to make tho way
plain to no avail, and finally becoming
exasperated, exclaimed:
"Oh, follow your nose, Nan, and you
will finally And the place."
"Well, if you ever follow your nose,"
came the quick retort, "you will go tip,
and up. and up. and be an angel by and
by, which you're not now."
Which reference to a nose inclined to
be pug ended the controversy.? Pitts
burg Gazette.
The Fir?t "Lady la Trade."
Perhaps the most notable instance on
record of the feminine street trader is
that of the "White Widow," otherwise
the Duchess of Tyrconnell, the Frances
Jennings of the L)e Grammont memoirs,
who, at the time of the revolution in
1G8S, according to Horace Walpole, "be
ing reduced to absolute want on hor ar
rival iu England and unable for some
time to procure secret access to her
family, hired one of the stalls under the
Royal Exchange and maintained her
self bv the sale of small articles of
haberdashery. She won* a white dress
wrapping her whole person and a white
I mask, which she never removed, and
excited much interest and curiosity."?
London ( 'hronicle.
On the Rifle Rn n*e.
First Marksman? 1 see you're not
shooting today, though you're looking
trig enough for anything.
Second Marksman? That's Just it I
was feeling so trig I couldn't feel any
trigger.? Baltimore American.
Value of l'erional Work.
In the Immense power in units great
movements begin and are carried on
by this power. It is not necessary to
be a star of the first magnitude to
shine for God. If only each one will
stand in his place and let the light
shine down upon others Christ will not
fail to put his own true value upon
such a life.- Rev. Dean R. Leland.
rresbyterian, St. Ix>uis.
The Dirlne Immnneney.
Carlyle in one of his bursts of mel
ancholy, speaking of deity as he con
ceived it, said. "He has done nothing."
What a great mistake! God has done
something. He gave his only begotten
Sou that whosoever believed in him
shall not perish, but have everlasting
life. God is not away up there In space
or away back there in time. God is
everywhere and in everything. We
must put away the terrible <iod of our
childhood and the faraway God of our
youth taught years for the everywhere
present God of nature and the Bible.
God's word teaches the divine imma
nency.? Rev. Dr. Amos Johnson, Meth
odist, Philadelphia.
HARDWARE
HEADQUARTERS.
%
We are, as always, prepared to fill all orders
for all kinds of hardware, be it small or large order.
Hardware, however, be it remembered, isn't the on
ly thing that we sell. Some very
Pine Timothy, White Clover
and Lawn Grass Sited
shonid command yonr attention ? and will ? after
it is sown and comes np ? which will be to the stand
ard, Particular attention is called to the many
kinds of
Roofing
that we handle:
Tin, Steel, Galvanized Iron, Corru
gated Iron, Felt, Granite, Lap
Seal and Ruberoid.
The last named we have hard worl$ keeping
in stock, so we have concluded to order a car load
oi it. Come in and get the benefit of the car load
lot prices.
Yours very truly,
Durham Hardware Co.
REDUCED RATES
To Points South, Southeast & Southwest
Winter Tourists Tickets will be
sold via Queen & Crescent Route
and Southern Railway until April
30th, at reduced rates for the round
trip with stop over privileges.
Tickets good returning until May
31 1904.
For rates, address W. C. Rinear*
son, G. P. A., Cincinnatti, Ohio.
12 5 m&w d&w 2 330
Bra la- Food Ioinim,
Another redimlus food fad has
been branded by the most compe
tent authorities* They have dis
pelled the silly notion that one
kind of food is needed for brain,
another for muscle, and still an
other for bones- A correct diet
will not only nourish a particular
part of the body, but will sustain
every other part. Yet, however
good your food may be, its nutri
ment is destroyed by indigestion or
dyspepsia. You must prepare for
their appearance or prevent their
comming by taking regular doses of
Green's August Flower, tne favor
ite medicine o t the healthy millions.
A few doses aids digestion, stimu
lates the liver to healthy action,
purifies the blood and makes you
feel buoyant and vigorous. You
can get Dr. Green's reliable reme
dies at D. A. Hendershot's.
Get Green's 8peclal Almanac.
This Will Interest Many Men.
B. J, Longwell the Wheeling
publisher says that if anyone afflict
ed with varicocele or are weak
where perfect men are strong will
send their address to him at Wheel
ing, W. Va.. (Send no money) he
will direct them to a perfect care*
He will tell you how he was cured
after years of search for relief.
Hundreds have tested this with
success. Write today.
21 d&w tf
A LiagerliK Cold
is quickly cured by Bunsen's Pine
Tar Cough Honey. \lso a specific
for La Grippe, whooping cough;
bronchitis and all throat and lung
affections. Try Bunsen's Pine Tar
Cough Honey tf day and you will
be p'eased with the result. No
cure, No pay. Price 25 & 50 cents.
S3 long as Christians practice
competition, so long will devils
practice war and conquest.
Baltimore 4 Ohio It II
Ohio Ri/er Division.
Time Table in effect No*. XI, 1903 .
BAST BOUND.
7-M hi M. Accommodation
Dally except For Wheeling and Intermfdlaii
Sunday. point*.
DtM A. M. Pitta burg Rxpreaa
Dally. Far New Martinerllle, Mouno*
Tllle, Wheeling. Pitta burg.Fraal
11 n, OH City. TIlwrHDe ant Inter
mediate points. Iim aolid ti
Pitta burg, daily except Sunday
Dally to Wheeling.
UttQ a. M? Accommodatiea
Dally except For New Martlaevilleaadtatei
Sunday. mediate poiSte.
lt57P. M. New York Rxpreaa
Dally. For New MarttneviUe, llonndi
Tllle, Wheeling, Ptttaknrg, Buffi
lo, Waahington, Baltimore. Phila
ddphla, New York and all point*
North and Rait. Bona aolid U
Pittabnrg. Parlor car.
4:5S P. M. Accommodation
Dally. For Wheeling and Intermedial'
pointa.
R-.1& p. M. Ohio Valley Hxpreea
Daily except For New Martinsville, Mound*
Sunday. Tllle, Benwood, Wheeling, Pitt*
burg, Buffalo, Baltimore, Waab
lugton. New York aad all pointt
North and Kaat. Bona aolid U
Pitta burg. Parlor car.
WEST BOUND.
9:31 A. M. Accommodation
Dally For Parkeratarg and Interma.
dlate pointa.
lltlS A. M. Ohia Valley Rxpreaa
Daily except For St. Marya, Marietta. Park
Sunday. eraburg, RaTenewood, Mil wood
Pomeroy. Pt. Ple^ant. Charlea
ton, Gallljxjlfn, Huntington, Kec
era. Ironton, Portamouth, Clndn
nati and all pointa South am
Weat. Rnna aolid to Kenora
Parlor car.
1:55 P. M. Kenora Rxpreaa
Dally Per St. Marya. Marietta, Pari
eraburg, Rareaawood. Milwooti
Pomeroy, Pt. Pleaaant, Charlea
tan, Gallipolia, Huntington, Kec
ora and principal intermedlati
pointa. Parlor ear.
S:14 P, M. Accommodation
Dally except For Parkeraburg, 8 pea car and
Sunday Intermediate pointa.
5:41 P. M. Accommodation
Dally except For Parkeraburg and Interna
?uaday. dlate pointa.
9:35 P. M. Rxpreaa
Daily. For Prlendlj, St . Marya, Waver
ly. Marietta aad Parfcarsbarv
D. B. MARTIN.
Man'g'r Puaaeager Trade.
c. w. allkn, t. p. a.
Pa'kerabarg. W.Va.
DR. c. rdoar kahlb
Special attention to Diseases of
K 7? and Pitting o! Glasses.
Ustersvllle, W. Vs
Oat of llir War.
The yoongatera turn their t*ar dimmed
eyes
Toward thrir booka; to late they bow;
Vacatlon'a done for them, but for
Their parenta it a Juat starting now!
?Cincinnati Commercial Tribuna
laaalljr la.
Tommy? Pa. what does "obvious
reasons" nu-an?
Father? I>ually, my son. It means
reasons that the writer is too lazy or
too Ignorant to explain.? Philadelphia
Press.
New Years
I Greeting
?
I Granulated Sugar
20 lbs $1
t
Pure Leaf Lard
per lb 10c.
I Fancy blend Cof
fee, worth 15c,
I at 12c.
Prunes, good, per
lb 5c, large, 3
lbs 25c.
4
Peaches, good, 10c
fancy large 12Jc
I Sugar Corn, evap
orated per
lb 10c
A
I C. E. SGHDPBACH
eaorrmn abb
PBOI'UCK . U .
I Pb?a? M. leC#/ BalMlu
P. 8.? In your next order try
I Dwinell, Wright A Go.'i Frew
I Rotated Coffee*. They will pleaM |
I you. i
c
?iPr<W
Fresh and vp
Goods laundered here are not i
red by spot or blemish. There j
no defective work. Prom the ii
ial dip into pure cold water to
final touch of the iron they arel
the hands of skillful help. Not|
Ing Injurious to fabrics is used.
We would like to do your woj
THE EUREKA STEAI
LAUNDRY
Fred Barber, Prop'r.
PHONE 391
N. W- COB. MABH
Notary Public
Phone jj6
Pablte
Steoocfapht
F. H. WILLIAMS
ACCOUNTANT
All work promptly done and pam
Room 4, tteomd Floor ft At Hi
t Vernal Baak Balldlaf.
fiUteraellie, ? ? We* '
1 l 411
Prof. *m. J.
Director AadJtoflaa
?hcatra, MflUrwUl*
Male famlahad tor
Teacher W>Jla, Viola aad
11a. Addreaa la an A. a.
Aadftortaai tkcatra.
FOUR-FOL
LINIMENT.
FOR MAN OR BEAST.
Cures Rheumatisi
Neuralgia,
Sprains and Brui
AT ALL DRUGGISTS- Ik, Wc,