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[AAAi . .THE.. CONSERVATIVE INVESTOR Should always make his wants known to us. We can supply him with gilt-edged bonds or other choice investments to net 4, S or 6 per cent. TYLER COUNTY BANK Sistersville, W. Va. J. J. Rubenstahl Merchant Tailor Sistersville, -> W. Va. Cleaning, Pressing and Repair ing Neatly and Prompt ly Done. YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED Fisk's Corner Ex-Singer agent to Fisk ? Seams sew the trusts will own ! this hem-mysphere soon. Fisk to ex-S. agent ? Courage, brother, we only needle little more power ami capital to give this trust a basting with the more modern attachments used on the Fisk Special sewing machine. U L .FISK 401 Diamond Street, It s the SKRAPPER I want, they are in Kotzebue & Murrey's shoe window, won't you get them for me, Papa? Kotzebue & Murrey ' The Shoe Sellers, 623 Wells St. Subscribe for the Daily Review. FOR THE LITTLE ONES. Tefiing Fortunes by the Leaves In tho Teacup. Ever so manv people would like to have their fortunes told by the appearance of the leaves in their teacups, hut very few people know how i<> tell the fortunes. The way to do is this: After you kave drawn your tea, leaving just a few drops with the leaves, first make a wish and repeat it three times in your mind, then twirl the cup around so as to shake up the leaves as much as possible. Do this three time:?, from left to right, then turn the cup upside down and, set ting it in the saucer, twirl it again three times, left to right; then, look ing in, read the fortune: I have a fortune rhyme to use: "On" leaf alone, alone you'll be; Two together, the priest you'll see; Three in groups, your wish you'll gain; Four, a letter from loving swain; Five, pood news the letter '11 bring; Six in a row. a song you'll sing; Seven together, great fortune waits For you? so say the teacup fates. Tea leaves short and tea leaves tall Bring you company great and small; 'Tea leaves many and dotted fine Are of hail luck the surest sign; Tea leaves few and ejonn the rim, Your cup with Joy o'erllows the brim." Birds Are Hard Workers. Birds can and do work far hard er than human beings. A pair of i house martins when nesting will feed their young once in twenty sec onds ? that is, each bird, male and female, makes ninety journeys to and fro in an hour, or about 1,000 a day. ft must be remembered that on each journey the bird has the added work of catching the worm. Even so tiny a bird as the wren lias been countcd ' ? ? \kc 110 trips to and from its nest within 4-'J0 minutes, aud the prey it carried home consisted of larger, heavier and harder to find insects than were caught by the sparrows. Among them were twenty good sized cater pillars, ten grasshoppers, seven spi ders, eleven worms and more than one fat chrysalis. The Fisher Game. The players all seize a tablecloth or a similar sheet by the edges. The one who is chosen as leader says: '"I fish for all kinds of fish. When 1 say, 'Let go!' you must hold fast. When 1 say, 'Hold fast!' you must let go." Then the leader begins to speak quickly, saying anything that comes into his head, until suddenly he says, '"Let go!" or, "Hold fast!". at a time when he imagines thai he can catch the others oif their guard. Those who are caught must pay a forfeit. A Painful End, No Doubt. A teacher once told her class that a child should make up a sentence with the words "bitter end" for the last words of the sentence. She waited for quite awhile. After awhiie a small boy said he knew a sentence, so she told him to go ihead. "Our dog chased the ne.ft door cat over the fence and 'bitter end' " (bit her end). Riddles. In a yard there is a pole, on that pole there is a lease, and on that lease there is a man. What is it? Policeman. Mother works fast, father works slow and has twelve children. What is it ? A clock. East, west, north, south, four legs and ne'er a mouth. What is it? , A table. Sport Was at Home. A short time ago Frank, aged three and a half years, was uptown with his mother. In coming out of one of the large stores a man acci dentally ran into him and, catching hold of him (Frank) to keep from falling, said. "Hello, there, Sport!'* j Frank, looking up, replied: "I ain't * dog. Sport is at home." ? New York Globe. i BRIEF REVIEW OF I KANSAS OIL FIELD I Increased Activity lr\ April Over March and More Oil Is Produced (Copyright by H. G. James.) In spite of a rapidly declining market and the fact it is claimed in many quarters oil cannot profitably be produced at the present price paid for it, the monthly oil report for April, here with presented, shows an increase both in the number of wells com pleted and new production. Dur ing April there were 389 com pletions in the two sections of the field, with an estimated .product* ion of 10,225 barrels. This rep resents 41 more wells drilled and 1,134 barrels new production more a day than in March. The in crease was largely in the Chero eke Nation, where there was ex ceptional activity in the Chelsea Alluwe shallow sand territory. An unsual amount of work was also completed in the shallow ter ritory of Kansas at Paola. The wells in neither of these districts are large, but the sand is regular and quite sure, while the holes are inexpensive to drill. The average production of Kan sas wells completed in April de creased from 15.8 barrels in March to 17.9 barrels, while the average of Territory wells decreased from 59.9 barrels to 52.5 barrels. While the number of comple tions is far short of January, the production is the largest yet re corded in any one month, Here tofore there has been more drill ing in the Osage than the Cher okee on account of the restrict ions of the government in the Cherokee, but the approval of many leases and the requirements of immediate operations has caus ed the Cherokee to far outstrip the Osago recently in new work. The cause of the slump in the market is assigned to the enor mous production which has been so suddenly developed. Many who can do so are discontinuing operations, but there are a con siderable number who are com pelled to drill in order to hold their grants or leases from' the government. Thus it will be seen the govern ment is placed in rather a peculiar position. While it is carrying on an investigation as to why the price of oil has been slaughtered it is compelling the immediate de velopment of rich territory which cannot help but further ravish the market. Representations are to be made to the secretary of the interior department to this effect, with a petition that this provision of Cherokee leases be removed, or, in other words, that the time j for development work to begin j be extended. The most active opperations the past month in Kansas were in the Paola district until a few months ago was without pipe line acconv modations and, until about April 20, all of the oil connected to the pipe line was taken. These wells were pumped night and day, and as a result every leaseholder pret ty nearly rushed the drill so that i there were 53 completed in" April. Paola producers have been noti fied that hereafter only two tanks of oil a day will be run, and as a result new work threatens a de cided dropping off. Montgomery county, which until recently com pleted more wells every month than all of the southern fields, in April only had 35 completions to j her credit. Chautauqua county, which a few months ago was drill- 1 ing 70 and 8* wells a month, only completed 34 in April. But could j all the oil be disposed of in less than 60 days there would he 500 strings of tools at work in the field. There are thousands of acres to be drilled, hundreds of men idle and scores of companies itching for the word to go at it. In the Cleveland (Okla.) dis trict theite were more completions in April than in March, but May 1, breaks nearly even with April 1, in the amount of new work. It is very quiet in that town. Prob ably 150.000 to 200,000 barrels of is backed up in private storage, and very little is being run. All efforts to find an outlet to the town pool have failed and the summer there threatnes to be dull. It is estimated there are 500.000 barrels of oil hold in private stor age in the entire field. A Wayside producer is making arrangements i to dispose of the heavy fuel oil j of that district in Wichita, and a carload of oil for experimental I purposes will be shipped there { this week. There is a general j feeling that with these outlet! avenues in operation next fall will i see conditions very much im-i proved in the field. Washing Crepe de Chine. Take o ti nt-*' worth of soap bark, tic in soft cloili. boil in six quarts of soft water a!; ?::i fifteen minutes. Soaj> the dre.-s thoroughly with a ?jootl v.liite so'an ami ruh lightly with the hand- in the soap bark wa l?inse in lukewarm water ami !>an*_r oui to dry. I'ress on wrong >ide while it is >tili damp. The re Milt will he that it looks like a new] dress. The silkine^ remains ami no J shrinking won h noucing. of course j a waist that i- elaborately trimmed' must he bandied wry diirerently. J i he t ri mm i siix should be removed and receive a eieanin;: by itself. A Distinction and a Difference. Mark Twain wa? once talking about his boyhood in Hannibal. M?>. "I hated work in those days,'' he said. "One morning my father led me into the garden a e.d pointed to a bed of flowers that had a eonsider I able number of weeds in it. " '1 want you," said my father, 'to I weed out this flower bed.' % "I exartiincd the task ahead of. me. and the more I looked at it the bigger it seemed to grow. 1'enainlv 1 had never <ecn so many weeds in my life. " 'Wouldn't it be a simpler opera tion.' I said to i? iv father, "to (lower i out the wee.! i?ed ?' " A Willing Suitor. Young Man (somewhat agitated) ; ?I have called, Mr. Means, to ask your permission to pay my ad dresses to vour daughter, Miss ? O ' Ruth. | Hanker Means ? My daughter Ruth, Mr. Peduncle ? Why, she is | engaged to Mr. Swackhammer. Young Man (still agitated, but j I reflecting that all is not lost) ? Did ! you think I said Miss Kuth, Mr. i Means? 1 said Miss Gwendolen, i T " ? er ? similarity of the names , probably caused you to misunder ( stand me. Folk of ths Land of Fire. Near Cape Horn, in the island o? Tierra del l'uego, live I lie most wretched people in all South Ameri ca. Il rains or snows or sleets near ly every day, and yet they look on their conn try as the finest in the world. They wear hardly any cloth ing and seem not to feel cold, lie cause lie saw tires on the shore the explorer, Magellan, the lirst Euro pean that rounded the Horn, called the island "The Land of Fire," ; which is almost the worst name l.c | could have chosen. _ His Work. '?Voting man," said the old mer chant sternly, "I caught you kiss- 1 ing the typewriter when I returned to the oil ice this morning. What have you to say, sir >" "Why," replied the bright clerk, "you told me to attend to all your : duties in your absence/' ? Philadel phia Ledger. An Optimistic Waiter. "Pop." "Yes, my son." "What is an optimist ?" ?'An optimist is a man who l>e licves that everything comes to him who waits." "And if he waits and nothing comes, what is he, pop?'' ? Yonkers Statesman. Those Girls. Edith ? Have just had my photo graph taken. What do you think of it? Bertha ? Why, it's perfectly splen did. It's a beautiful picture! No body would ever think it was taken for you! ? Boston Transcript. Cultivated. Mr. Blox ? What a beautiful swan-like neck Mrs. Blank has! Mrs. Knox ? Xo wonder. Her kitchen is in the basement, and she has to stretch it every time she looks out to see who's going by! ? Detroit Free Press. V -'?> W'i. fir'. ALL OVER THE HOUSE The Enamel Treatment For Kitchen Ginks and Pumps. Verliaps one of the handiest of a'l helps that a woman has in her kitchen is a sink. But there are sink* and sinks. The old fashioned box sink is done away Willi in i rnjtet homes, and the iron ones with lep= for support are the cleaned and most sanitary. Now lor thetrea ment, which is for those , ?rth? pump>and also a faucet. iiclc' are needed-a good paint brush, can of white paint and can o white enamel. If old pint is on it can bo'rer.-.oved with boiling w-tcr in which two tablcspoonfuls of washing soda have been dissoKed to two quarts of water. ^ hen . * trive coat of white paint and when perfectly dry give another then when hard give one coat of white enamel, inside and out, and also the pump, ('are must betakenthat none of the paint gets mto thc waste pipe, if left to harden for a day or two hot water can be thrown in' the sink without the enamel cracking. It can be kept in per fect condition, with ordinary use, bv giving a coat of enamel twice a year. ? Farm Progress. Care cf Silver Tableware. The LkM way to keep silver knive* forks or spoons from mark in;; with the other pieces is to put them in a flannel case made as fol lows: Take a strip of canton flanuc three-quarters of a yard long an wide enough so that the pieces may l?e entirely concealed, told it dou ble the short way, then stitch the folded pieces at intervals of two inches, to form a series of pockets to contain the pieces, lhe edges of the pockets should conic two or three inches above the ends oi the nieces. When the pockets are tilled, the case may be rolled up and tied together with tape. A Paper Pillow. A paper pillow is invaluable in sickness, especially in cases of fever, as it keeps continually cool and i> not expensive. All scraps of writing paper, old notes, old envelopes? any paper v liich comes to hand? may he used. Cut these into strips about one-hall' inch wide and two inches long, curl them well with a pen knife after mixing in a few shreds of flannel, stutf the pillow case quite full and you have a comfortable pillow. Cellar Disinfectant. ? Many farmers have earth floors in their cellars. After the spring cleaning and scraping such should be plentifully* sprinkled with a strong solution of copperas, which makes a good and cheap disinfect ant. It should penetrate to the farthest, darkest corners. Use it freely in the drain and in the water closets. Squaring Himself. "George, did you really intend to f>eat the s-treet car conductor out of the fare?" "Never mind, my lme. When 1 get rich I'll send 'em $5 for their conscience fund." Going Some. "Didn't papa say anything when you askid him for my hand?" "If he did I <lid not hear him. 1 1 was traveling faster than the sound ; of his voire." ? Houston I'ost. The Poet's Lament. "Yes, buds and blossoms ami bubbling j springs Aro all verv well." he said. "But dressmakers' bills and milliners Ihlr.ps Drf*e poetry out of my head. "The editors lati^h at the saplike gush That of my p<-n point ?pills; They 3- ^d my poems ba<-k with a rush. But tot a cheek for my hills." -N?vtr York Press. Jointacbe if one of the main symptoms of that terrible disease called Rheu matism, which makes life a daily torture to many thousands. HAMLINS WIZARD OIL is a treatment which affords a positive cure for rheumatism and allied diseases. Applied externally, it relieves the pain at once. Taken inter nally, it cures permanently by purifying the blood of the lactio acid which causes the disease. Anthony Smith, of Mayville, HL, says: "I had such severe rheumat ic pains in my arm and shoulder that I could neither work nor sleep and was fast losing all hope of cure, when I heard of and tried Hamlins Wizard Oil, two bottles of which performed a perfect, per* manent cure." Price, 50c and $1. For sale and recommended by For Sale by All Druggists. t Are You Musical? Do you | Sing or Play? | If so, watch tins ad. flere are a few of the latest ? and best hits: "Down on the Farm." "Blue Bell." "She Rests by the Suwanee River." "I've Got a Feeling for You." "Good-Bv. Little Girl, Good -By." "Always in the Way." Sinprle copies, 22 cents postpaid; 5 copies, $1. Vol. I of Old Time Songs mailed free with every order for two or more songs ; send stamps. Let us r*sil you a description of our hYM PHONY PIANO made for ur by an old and reliable hasten: manufacturer with an action and tone that we could not duplicate in any other make for leas than $300. Dark mahogany case, ail the lateu improvement?, fully guaranteed for ten year*; a guarantee that means your mcney back if not ? s represented; our price S 1 P7 5O $47 50 f..r a fine cabinet organ, oak or walnut ; this m*aos the old re'iable Carpenter organ we have been bundling for 2o years ; other dealer* sell them from $75 to I! 00, shipped on approval ; freight paid to any rsilrcad ftation, wrile us, we will teli you how we do it. I WILSON'S MUSIC STORE, | 5 514 Seventh Street, ? Moundsville, :: W. Va. NOTICE! We want ovary man and women In tb? United States Interested In the enre ol Opium, Whiskey or Other drutf habits, jlther for themselves or friends, to hav? oneof Dr. Woolley's books on these dis eases. Write Dr. H. M. Woolloy, Atlanta^ Ga., Box 287, and one will be s?-ntyou frsa Foley's Kidney Cur* kltin+vm mrtff ? n nam ttrnxxaxmammmmmmmmmmmmmmmtam S First National Bank Of Sistersville, W. Va. We ask for new accounts because we are capable ef ren dering the best banking serv ices and accommodations, and be cause we offer that high measure of security that appeals to the prudent and conservative people of this community. We invite your consideration as a desirable bank in which to have an account. Four per cent interest is allowed on time deposits. Capital $100,000. Surplus, $30,000. uuiimagmiTiiiiiHTiurm iM<niiiiiiiiimiiimimip?iiiiiiiiiimmii?niiniimnnn .