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Motherhood
T^OTHERHOOD is the reward nature
1T1 bestow* upon healthy womanhood.
Women whose vitality has been sapped
by disease cannot safely give birth to chil
dren. In pregnancy ana in childbirth weak
ness of the mother is revealed in the pain
and agony she suffers. J
This great medicine drives out every Yea- 1
tige of inflammation and weakness, and ]
gives tone and strength to the delicate or
gans which mature the child. The pains of
pregnancy are banished by Wine of Cardui, and mis
carriages, which blast so many fond mother's hopes,
are prevented. Flooding, which so often occurs alter
childbirth, is corrected when Wine of Cardui is used during pregnancy.
v, Cardui babies are healthy babies, because, oaring the
months ot pregnancy, the mother is able to give them necessary vitality
and strength.
, With these facts presented to American women no expectant
mother should be satisfied without the re-inforcement that W ine of Cardui
willgive^er. Every mother should be able to treat herself in her home
with this valuable medicine.
W ine of Cardui can be secured from any druggist at $ 1 .00 a bottle.
_ - . Polycarp, N. C., Jan. 11, 1902.
. I am the mother of seven children and while in pregnancy with the
rrstsiz suffered untold misery until they were born. One month before the
seventh was born I began to take a bottle of Wine of Cardui, which gave me
relief after taking three doses. I used the remainder of the bottle until the
birth of the child, and was stouter in three days after the birth than I was in
a month aftex the birth of either of the first six. I am 29 years old.
MRS. V. ELIZABETH STAFFORD.
L WlNECARDUl
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I Undertaking? Embalming
W. F. RICE I
EVERYTHING IN THE LINE OP FUNERAL FURNISH
INGS. CALLS ANSWERED DAT OR NIGHT,
REGARDLESS OF DISTANCE.
PARLORS, CHAPEL AND MORGUE, 502 WELLS ST.
A M BIOZ, LICENSED EMBALMER.
Bell Phone 14R.
! PLACING EIRE INSURANCE
In some companies is like keeping your valuables in a paste- |
board box instead of a modern safe, when you can have the ?
choice of either at the same price. ij
As all fire insurance companies charge the same rate, you ij
should make sure that you have the strongest company ob- j
tainable for the rate you pay. is
I represent twenty of the LARGEST fire companies in :j
the world, forming the strongest aggregate of companies ij
every combined in one agency. The Largest Agency in West |
Virginia. The Only Exclusive Agency in Tyler County. jj
INSURE IN AN AMERICAN COMPANY. 2
J. FRED NEILL,
Wells Building. Sistersville, W. Va. j
, Paint! Paint! Paint!
^ The name John W. Masury on a can of
mixed paint, is a guarantee that you
are getting the best prepaired paint
made. We are instructed by the man
ufaturer to guarantee every gallon ft)
wear five years when properly applied.
Ask for color card.
Tyler County Hardware Co.
/?n ? Wf.ll
621 Wells Street.
Business college:
Gives a trainincr that turns unused
talent into a money making power.
Does it quickly, thoroughly, cheaply.
Full and complete courses in BOOK
KEEPING. PENMANSHIP. TELEG
RAPHY. SHORTHAND and TYPE
WRITING. $110 pays tuition, board
AND
NEW ORLEANS
Chicago and
Florida Special
FLORIDA
LIMITED
AND
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
.THROUOH PULLMAN SERVICE FROM CHICAGO AND CLEVE
LAND, BIO FOUR ROUTE; DETROIT AND TOLEDO, CHAD
AND PERE MARQUETTE SYSTEM; ST. LOUIS AND LOUISVILLE,
SOUTHERN RY.; TO JACKSONVILLE AND ST. AUOUSTINE.
SOLID TRAINS CINCINNATI TO CHATTANOOfi A, ATLANTA, BIRMING
HAM, SHREVEPORT, NEW ORLEANS, JACKSONVILLE, ST.AUMSTINE.
Alto Through Pullman Sorvico to
Knoxvifls, Ashovilfo, Savannah, Charleston.
Dining and Observation Cars on All Through Trains.
Winter Tourist and Variable Route Tickets on Sale at Reduced Rates.
Ptar Information address W. W. DUNXAVANT, Warren, Ohio.
W. A. GARRETT, W. C RIXEARSON.
. Geaer*! Pmenjcrr Afer.t.
CIKOTNTSTATI.
AN EMPEROR'S FURY.
Paul of Rnwia'n Order to Hi* Ilevl
me;it of Home Unai'Jv.
On one occasion during a parade c;
bis horse guards the Bni{>erq? Paul o.f
Russia was extremely dissatisfied with
the manner in which the troops per
formed their evolutions. At length, aft
or a more than ordinarily stupid blan
der on the part of the troops, the ?*zav
could stand it no longer, and lie deter
inlr.e:! to p'out'e over the drill in per
sou. The troups were well aware that
the czar's lemper was on the verge of
buhhiing over, and the knowledge so
uunerreJ them that thing? went from
had to worse until at last a blunder su
pervened?a blunder in which ofilce:-*
an:l men shared alike? which prove'
the climax.
(la Hoping up to the disorganized line,
and reining up his charger at the:~
head, livid with fury whicli hrt no log
ger attempted to suppress. Paul gov*
vent to the following original and of
fective speech: "Officers and trojpe-s
of the Imperial ho.-se guards, rigli
about fact! Qnick? mnrch? to Siberia!'
The entire regiment, with unbrc':e:i
composure and dignity, wheeled to th
right and smarted off then and there up
on their terrible march into exile. By
the time they had arrived at a point
lying some few days' march from the
capital, the czar's temper having cooled
down, swift couriers were dispatche.l
after the exiled guards with news of
the iir.perlv! clemency, and the troops
were allowed to reiurn.
D::wr >loney.
In former times when traveling was
not so safe as in the twentieth century
the judges often needed an eseort when
passing from one town to another on
circuit. It was the duty of Newcastle
in provide such protection for the jour
ney between that town and Carlisle.
As time went on the actual provision
of a guard was replaced by the pay
ment of money for the purpose, and it
was this contribution that became
known as "dagger money." To this
day the old custom is kept up, and at
the Newcastle assizes the judge re
ceives from the mayor a coin that is :
probably itself a curiosity and also
serves as an interesting souvenir of
this strange survival.? London Mail.
A Creeping Death.
Blood poison creeps up towards
the heart, causing death. J. E.
Stearns, Belle Plaine, Minn.,
writes that a friend dreadfully in
ured his hand, which swelled up
like blood poisoning. Bucklen's
Arnica Salve drew out the poison, ?
healed the wound, and saved his
lief. Best in the world for burns
and sores. 25^ at D. A. Hender- j
shot's drug store.
Anti?|nity of Chentlnff.
False weights wore found ill the
ruins of the oldest city that has yet
been exhumed. And false weights
will probably he consumed when the
earth drops into the sun and the heav
ens are rolled together like a scroll.
Ancient records and ancient statute
hooks are full of evidence that every
new practical device? from capitalistic
and labor in on >polies. secret rebates
and majority owners, swindling mo
nopoly owners, down t > adulterations
and crooked scales? was familiar to
our ancestors of the plateau of Iran
before the migrations. Vice is the old
inhabitant: virtue is the newcomer,
the immigrant, received with reluc
tance and compelled to ti^ht for every
inch of ground he gains.? David Gra
ham Phillips in Reader .Magazine.
Hot Weather Piles.
Persons afflicted with piles
should be careful at this season of
the year. Hot weather and bad
drinking water contribute to the
conditions which make piles more j
painful and dangerous. De Witt's
Witch Hazel Salve stops the pain,
draws out the soreness and cures.
Get the genuine, bearing the name
of E. C. DeWtt & Company. Sold
by Opera nouse Drug Store.
Riddle*.
Why Is a dog's tail like a rich man?
I One keeps a (wagon) wagging, the
other keeps a carriage.
Why do carpenters believe there Is
no such thing as stone? Because they
never saw it.
Why is a tin can tied to a dog's tail
like death? It's bound to occur.
Why is a man upstairs teasing a cat
called honorable? Because he Is above
doing a mean act.
Turpentine For Swine.
A little turpentine given occasionally
' In the slop Is an excellent preventive
I of disease among swine.
Keep the Hoy Healthy.
A hog is a hard animal to cure when j
J ?lek, but an easy one to keep well with
' proper care.
Bilious Bill was getting bloated,
And his tongue was muchly coat- ;
? ed.
Patent "tonics" wouldn't cure
him,
Companies would not insure him.
All his friends were badly fright
ened,
But their spirits soon were light
ened,
For Bill said ? and they believed
him,
EARLY RISER pills relieved him. |
Sold by Opera House Drug Store. I
NEW SHORT STORIES
Karw Wuhliftoi^
Jersey residents coming to Manhat
tan daily have recently missed one of i
the unique characters 1 list for a long
while has been a feature aruuud the
Liberty street ferry selling knick- 1
knacks. His name is Sam Herndon, j
and be is colored. Sam was born in ,
Virginia and was a slave. How old he
really is if still alive he does not know,
but he has claimed with apparent hon- 1
esty that he was a bodyguard to Gen
eral George Washington.
Senator Depew once chatted with i
him. Said the senator, "Were you with
"DID Yor BKE HIM WHEN* HE HACKED THE '
TREE?"
the Father of His Country when the I
Declaration of Independence was
read?"
-"Yes, sir? yes, sir; I sboly was."
"And with hixn when he crossed the I
Delaware?"
"Sholy, sir? sholy. Warn't I in his ?;
bodyguard?"
"Did you see him when he hacked the I
cherry tree?"
"Did I see him? Sholy? sholy. I drlv' |
the hack."? J. S. Evans in New York
American.
Affording Consolation.
Mrs. George H. Gilbert, the "grand
old woman of the stage," whose re
cent death brought sorrow to the en
tire theatrical profession, loved to re
count her experiences to Intimate
friends, and interesting they Invariably
proved. One of the most humorous re
lated to Mrs. Gilbert's earlier days,
when she was a member of a company
presenting an intensely emotional
drama. Proof was furnished the fam
ily of the hero that apparently stamped
him as a criminal of an unpleasant .
kind. Naturally there was much weep
ing on the stage, accompanied by j
wringing of hands and other accesso- j
rles. Upon one occasion the strained |
scene was completely spoiled by a man i
in the gallery (.Mrs. Gilbert always i
maintained he must have been some
what intoxicated) who yelled: "Cheer
up, cheer up. It may not be true."? i
New York Tribune.
Value of a l*unae Mark.
Professor Bailey of Yale university
says that in the town in which he i
spent his childhood there was a society
of women who were very active man
haters. On one occasion the president
prepared a paper presenting the
strength of women ami the weakness 1
of men entitled "Woman? Without
Her Man Is Helpless." To strengthen
her point she hired a decrepit old man
to read the paper before the regular
weekly meeting of the club. When the t
time came the old man stood up and,
reading from the manuscript, loudly
announced his title as "Woman With
out Her Man Is Ifelpless."? New York
Times.
How Daniel Weliater Eacaped.
Daniel Webster had behaved badly
at school, and the teacher called him !
to his desk for punishment. On the
way from his seat to the desk Daniel
spit upon his right hand and wiped
it on his trousers leg. When he held j
his hand out for punishment the teach- j
er was so shocked at its dirty condi
tion that be said, "Daniel, if you will
show me a dirtier hand In this whole
schoolroom I will not punish you."
Instantly young Webster thrust out
his left hand, which was so much j
dirtier the teacher could not restrain a
smile, but he kept his word, and Dan
iel took his seat without punishment.
>'o Speech.
President Schurnian of Cornell tells
of a man who had been tried for per
jury. but acquitted, says the New York
Times. It was in a country district. '
and the Judge asked him after the ver
dict had been announced and he had
l?een formally discharged from custody
wbetber he cared to inake a speech, j
The prisoner slowly rose. "I want to
thank the Jury," he said, "and I do so. j
but as for making a speech I don't I
think I'd better, for that smart lawyer
wouldn't let me take the stand for
fear I'd admit the charge, and he must
feel the same now."
Wanted to Know.
Alexander S. Thweatt when in Flori
da last winter was present at the In
stallation of electric lights In one of the
small towns there. A few days later
be found a young chap turning an in
candescent on aid off with every symp
tom of the liveliest curiosity. Finally
be turned to Mr. Thweatt and asked.
"What makes them hairpins bam in
them little bottles?**? New York Times
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THE PERFECT WAY.
Scores of Sistersville People Have
Learned It.
If you suffer from backache,
There is only one way to cure
it.
The perfect way is to cure the
kidneys.
A bad back means sick kidneys.
Neglect it, urinary troudles fol
low.
Doan's Kidney Pills are made
for kidneys only.
G. W. Kennedy, retired mer
chant of Front Street, Williams
town, W. Va., says> "It affords
me much pleasure to endorse the
statement I gave some three and a
half years ago in which I gave my
experience with Doan's Kidney
Pills. Some two or three years
previous to that time I was troub
led most severely with sharp pains
across the small of my back and
other symptoms of kidney trouble.
I had considerable experience with
kidney remedies, but none of them
proved of much account untill I
got. Doan's Kidney Pills. fTwo
boxes of them positively relieved
me of all suffering. I Haye had
but verp little trouble with my
back or kidneys since. I have
spoken many good words for
Doan's Kidney Pills and will al
ways recommend them.
For sale by all dealers. Price,
50 cents. Foster-Mi lburn com
pany, Buffalo, N. Y.. sole agents
for the United States.
Remember the name ? Doan's ?
and take no other.
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Jack Frost visited this section
Saturday and Sunday but no ser
ious damage was done.
Elders Ira C. Moore, of Bar
raekville, and Coino I). More, of
Parkersburg, were recent visitors
of their parental homestead
while enroute to Ohio and Wetzel
counties respect ivolv.
Master Frank, of HartfonK ltv.
was a Sunday guest ot friends
here.
John Shriver, Jr., was a guest of
his uncle, David Moore, Sunday.
Miss Sherley Moore is the guest
of relatives at Friendly for a few
days.
Win. Everly, of Chester, was the
Sunday guest of his daughter Mrs.
Jonathan More.
Frank Garman of Jackson coun
ty. has been visiting relatives here
and at Next, and his cister. .Mrs.
Thomas Grimm, of Mendofa, dur
ing the past week.
Mr. and Mrs. Jonathan Moore
were Sunday afternoon guests of
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Fish.
Dr.Gunn's Blood and Nerve Tonic
There is not a woman in this
land but at some time in her life
would have been better for the
use of this tonic. For diseases pe
culiar to women a better remedy
is not made. It enters the circula
tion, building up the tissues that
have wasted, making pure, rich
blood. For weak, nervous people,
pimples, pale or fleshless people,
it will make strong, steady nerves,
clear the complexion and produce
good, solid flesh. Druggists sell
it for 75 cents per box. To be
taken after meals. Made ov Dr.
Bosanko Co.. Philadelphia, Pa.
For sale by Arthur Corbitt.
I.peciid of flit* Ontrlrn.
Anion}: the Arabs there is a curious
legend l?> Account for t !i?? ostrich's resi
dence in the desert. "On a certain day
appointed." so the story runs, "ail ere
ated ? icings met together t ? decide r.p
on their respective order a in I prece i
einv. All vent m.j:: ?lhiy until tlie on
'rich, j ? I? .dirg its inability -to fly. ? lis
owned the i and claimed to take
rank with the utanji;<.ils. These, how
ever, would have nothing t<? say t ? a
creature el ?t!:?*d not Willi fur. hut with
feathers, wiiiie tin* birds. when the os
trich went dejectedly l.'ack. repudiate ]
it als ? trait:. r t ? it * race. Hut the
>St rich ' ! : e.;l!;i| !<? t 1j?* occasion and
cchired iljat.. being neither nwr.n u.,1
i ll* l?ir J. i* mrst l.c an angel. .\i this
ail the ?;*.!:? r ;:iii:i:als indignantly rush
e.I i'|n?u l ???? ?;stri?*h ?: :i? * ?>e it lief. ire
:heni int ? tl.e desert. whe.v it has livi*d
in s>Ii::< Je e\cr since, willi no one t'j
contradict it."
A Good Suggestion.
Mr. C. B. Wain wright of Lemon
City, Fla., has written the manu
facturers that much better re
sults are obtained from the use
of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy in cases of
pains in th#? stomach, colic and
cholera morbus by taking it in wa
ter as hot as can be drank. That
sriien taken in this way the effect
ss double in rapidity. "It seems
:o get at the right spot instantly,"
ie says. For sale by Hill Bros.
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Laundry
Work
That the general public may
have more than one week in
which to appreciate the ex
cellence of our work, we
hereby state that we will
launder your
?ts, Collars & Cuffs
^FREE^s*
from all impuritiese for
ONE YEAR
or longer, charging only our
regular prices therefor.
CJive us a trial ord^r. Postal
or telephone.
EUREKA STEAM LAUNDRY
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Special
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Something New! ?
A combination g
Top Buggy & w
Stick Seat ?
Runabout Jj!
Only $50 o
W.H.Noll J. Sons
WAGONS
You Need
Not
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Get Your Fingers
"all stuck up"
with dough!
The Universal Thivy Minute
Jiread Maker is so simple in con
Lstraction that the housekeepers
first thought is that the claims
j made for it are extravagant, but
| a trial will remove all doubts. No
housekeeper, who has one<? used
it. will ever be content to go back
to the old, laborious way of inak
I
mg bread by hand. The reason
adle price at which it is sol J places
it within the reach of every fam
V
Any one who wishes to try it
ean, and if not found satisfactory
can be returned and money will
be refunded.
For Sale By
The Durham Hard
| ware Co.
noticeT
We want every man and women In the
United States Interested In the enre o!
Opium. Whiskey or other drug ha bit*,
either for themselves or friends, to haft
one of Dr. Wool ley's books on these dl*
pases. Write Dr. B. M. W oolley, Atlanta
Ga., Box 287, and one win he s*nt jron free
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