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Women's Headaches
642 1-2 Congress Street.
Portland, Maine, Oct. 17, 1902.
I oonsider Win? of Cardui superior to any doo
lor1! medicine I eVer used and I know -whereof I
?peak. I suffered for nine months with suppressed
menstruation which completely prostrated me.
Pain would shoot through my back and sides and I
would have blinding headaches. My limbs wonld
swell up and 1 would feel so weak ' c*.hM not
stand up. I naturally felt discon '? ft* I
seemed beyond the help of physician*-. i>ut ^ ice
of Cardui came as a God-send to me. 1 felt a
change for the better within a week. After nine
teen days treatment 1 menstruated without suf
fering agonies 1 usually 'did and soon became
regular and without nam.
Wine of Cardui is simply wonderful and I wish that all suffer
ing women knew of its good qualities.
JU*
Trsaflnrer, Portland Boenomio
Headaches are the danger signals of coming disease. iBcth men and
women suffer headaches, but periodical headache falls oaW to the lot of
women and is the unerring sign of irregular menstruation sent1, bearing down
pains. Completely proitsated by nine months of suppressed menses, blinded
By headaches and racked with pain Mrs. Snow was made a strong and
healthy worn an again. Remember with Wine of Cardui no case is hopeless
because this great re?edy cures permanently nineteen out of every twenty
cases and never fails to benefit a case of irreguhir manses, bearing down
pains or anv female weakness. If you are discouraged and doctors have
failed, try Wine of Cardui, and try it now. Remember that headaches
in female weakness. Secure a bottle of Wine of Cardui today.
All druggists sell $1.00 bottles of Wine of Cardui.
WINBCKRDUI
Undertaking? Embalming
W, T. RICE I SON
EVERYTHING IN THE LIXE OF FUNERAL FURNISH
INGS. CALLS ANSWERED DAY OR NIGHT,
REGARDLESS OF DISTANCE.
PARLORS, CHAPEL AND MORGUE, 502 WELLS ST.
A. 31 BICE,. LICENSED EMBALMER.
Bell 'Phone 14R.
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First National Bank
Of Sistersville, W. Va.
ask for new accounts beeause we are capable ef ren
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dering the best banking services a-nd accommodations, and toe
eause we offer that high measure of security that appeals to
the prudent and conservative people of this community.
We invite your consideration as a desirable bank in which
to have an account.
Four per cent interest is allowed on time deposits.
Capital. $100,000. Surplus, $50,000.
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tVERY HOME NEEDS LACQUERET
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The wonderful beautifier of furniture,
wood work, floors, household fixtures and
articles of all sorts. Hardly a week passes
that some use can not be found for it. It
is easy to apply with a brush, anybody can
do it, and there is a wide choice in colors.
We carry all colors including light and dark
oak, mahogany, walnut, rosewood, rich red
and moss green. The last two colors are
particularly adapted for porch furtiture.
Buy a small can and make a trial of it on our recommendation.
Tyler County Hardware Co.
Two Doors South of Tyler County Bank.
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CXHGXNNATI.
CONDENSED STORIES.
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A Family Mixup With Results Decid
edly Indefinite.
Among the many court legends
related by ex-Judge Scliatz of
Mount Vernon is one of an Irish
man called to' the bar on a charge of
wife beating. The accused, a light
weight, whoso manner reflected
more of met ' :.css than ferocity, sat
quietly mining a few facial scar?
us his wife, burlv woman, excited
ly told i he story of her grievances.
U'hon 1 hi; and the corroborative tes
timony of other witnesses had been
heard the judge turned to the pris
oner and sierniy exchiiimd:
".Stand up tliere, J lolahiUL. -and let
the court hear what defense, if any, j
you have to make to i his charge of j
brutality!"
The pri.oncr staggered to liis
feet, and as tiie biood trickled from
his wounds as if to emphasize the j
plainl ive tones of his remonstrance,
lie replied:
"Hoggin' yer pardon, yer honor, i
l)iit <>i don't t'iniv Oi bate her~
'?What :** indignantly shouted the
judge. "I>on't think you beat her?
After all the damning testimony we
ha\e heard have you the .audacity to
expect the eourt to believe your un
supported assertion that you didn't
beat her!'"
"Ax in' yer mercy, joodge. for me
bowldniss," deferentially replied ilo
lahan, "but, all the same, Oi do be
t'inkin' that ef yer honor had been
rifereein' the schrap yersilf ye'd
V called it a draw." ? New York
Times.
Found a Cure For Dyspepsia.
Mrs. S. Lindsay, of Fort Wil
liam, Ontario, Canada, who has
suffered quite a number of years
from dyspepsia and great pains
in the stomach, was advised by
her druggist to take Chamber
lain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
She did so and says: "I find that
they have bone me a great deal of
good, I have never had any suff
ering since I began using them."
If troubled with dyspepsia or in
digestion, why not take these tab
lets. Get well and stay well. For
sale by Hill Bros.
YE MODERN TIME.
of Onr Who Tried to
iFiJ I'p a Country Home.
ILaring secured a country Lome at
the must reasonable unreasonable
prie~. 1 could obtain, I determined to
(umiak it .according to modern Ideas.
Approaching the head salesman of
(he largest establishment for that pur
pose, I explained the object of my
visit
"You vr\U. of course." lie said, "carry
uut tiie rural idea for the interior."
"I will do anything you say." I re
plied. "Fir^f. however, you must teli
me if your training has been sufficient
lor my puri>ose."
fie drew himself up in a haughty
manner. "I was brought up in a saw
mill," lie replied, "and sim*e that time
have lived with a tribe of Indians." ,
Apologizing, 1 submitted the plaus.
"Your hall." said the salesman,
"should have nothing but our latest
model of settees and chairs, made from
brooms. Here is a sofa such as you
should have."
The sofa was eomposed of sixteen
new brooms put together with tenpen
ny nails bv a retired chief of the Ojib
ways, who h id h>si all his money in a
government exhibit in Colorado.
"How* much i* it?" I asked.
"Ch. only $40."
"Now. as to bulrojins. I am going
to furui-h thci.i in the usual way? or
dinary chairs and ordinary l>eds."
'1 he salesman smiled? a cominLjerat
ing smil?\ "Reds!" In- cried. ".It isn't
tbf proper thing to use beds any
more."
"What would you suggest?" 1 asked
humbly.
He led me to another room.
"This is what we are using now."
he said loftily, with a wave of his lily
white haud. "Improved elongated !
soap boxes, made in the form of bunks, i
with the original label on. Only $80 :
each, installing extra."? Judge.
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GEORGE IV. NO GENTLEMAN.
Ha Wu Told So One*, and at Another
Time He Proved It.
? When Lord Liverpool was form
ing his ministry in 1822 he thought
it absolutely necessary to have Can
ning at the foreign office, although
aware that the appointment would
be obnoxious to George IV. The
Duke of Wellington undertook the
unpleasant task of communicating
Lord Liverpool's determination.
As soon as the kiug knew what
was wanted of. him lie broke out:
"Arthur, it is impossible. I said, on
my honor as a gentleman, he should
never be one of my ministers again.
I am sure you will agree with me
that I cannot do what I said on my
honor as a gentleman I would not
do.';
Another man would have been si
lenced, but the great soldier, always
equal to an emergency, replied:
"Pardon me, sir, but I don't agree
with you at all. Your majesty is not
a gentleman."
The bold assertion startled the
king, but the duke went on, "Your
majesty is not a gentleman, but the
sovereign of England, with duties
to your people far above any to
yourself, and these duties render it
| imperative that you should employ
the abilities of Mr. Canning."
"Weil, Arthur," said the king,
drawing a long breath, "if 1 must,
I must."
Although he did not like being
told he was not a gentleman, (Jeorge
IV. had once, at least, while regent
forgotten lie was one. This was
when he flung a glass of wine in
Colonel llamhn's fare, with*'IIam
lyn, you are a blackguard!''
Tlie insulted ofliccr could not re
turn the compliment without com
mitting something like treason ? ir
was out of the question to challenge
tlie prince, while to let the insult
pass unnoticed tfas equally impossi
ble.
The -colonel filled his glass and
threw the contents in the face of his
neighbor, saying, "llis majesty's
toast, pass it on!"
"Hamlyn," cried the regent,
"you're a capital fellow! Here's
your health."
And they were fast friends from
that evening.
Faith and Fact.
Faith is good but fact is better.
Years of earnest work and faith
produce a fact about medicine
that is deserving of mention here.
If people troubled with general
weakness through overwork, ior
exposure, can get a remedy that
will make rich, red blood, their
return to health is assured. Weak,
sick people who suffer with indi
gestion, dyspepsia, sick headache,
dizzy spells, no ambition and al
ways tired, can be cured sound
and well with Dr. Ounn's Blood
and NerveTonic. Sold by drug
gists for 75 cents per box. A
tablet to take at meal time. Made
by Dr. Bosanko Co., Philadelphia,
Pa. For sale by Arthur Corbitt.
Fitz-Hugh Lee and the Peddler.
The late General Fitz-Hugh Lee
was fond of u joke, and he some
times played them. A friend of the
dead general tells this:
"One day the general was sitting
out under a large shade tree at his
home in Virginia. A peddler ? and
there were hundreds of them just
after the close of the civil war ? rode
up and n<ked if he could sell any
thing.
" 'I don't care for anything, sir,'
courteously answered the general.
"The peddler insisted and finally
got down off his horse and began to
remove pack after pack, f
"'J must have something you
wish,' said the peddler as he untied
the packs.
" 'Well, I might buy something if
I found what I wanted/ said the
general.
"This was enough for the peddler,
and he pulled out calico, ribbons,
thread, buttons, pins, needles, cheap
jewelry, etc., but still the hoped to
Ik? customer didn't see what he
wanted.
"'What do you want?' asked the
peddler after about ten minuses ex
hibiting his goods.
u 'I wanted a grindstone,' answer- 1
ed the general.
"'A grindstone! Do you think I
earn* grindstones around on horse
back ?'
" 'Xo, no, sir. I thought per- j
haps you might travel afoot/ " ? j
Kansas City Star.
A Bad Scare.
Some day you will get a bad '
scare when you feel a pain in your
bowels, and fear appendicitis.
Safety lies in Dr. King's New Life
Pills, a sure cure, for all bowel j
and stomach diseases, such as1
headache, billiousness, costive
ncss, etc. Guaranteed at D. A.
Hendershot's Drug Store, only 25c
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Dyspeptics
If you art too fat it b bocatiM your food 1
turns to fat instead of muscle ? strength, j
If you art too lean the fat producing foods
that you eat are not properly digested and
assimilated
Lean, thin, stringy people do not hare
enough Pepsin in the stomach, while fat
people hare too much Pepein and net
enough Pancreatine.
Kodol I
Dyspepsia Cure
contains all the digestive juices that are
found in a healthy stomach, and ia
exactly those proportions necessary te
enable the stomach and digestive organs *
to digest and assimilate all foods that may
be eaten. Kodol is not only a perfect
digestant, but it is a reconstructive, tis
sue budding tonic as well Kodol cures ?
Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Sour Stoma<A i
Heartburn, Palpitation of the Heart and
Constipation. You will like it
Digests What You Eat
Rests the stomach, rebuilds the
tissues and gives firm flesh.
For Sale by A. R. Corbitt.
They Met Attain.
Arnold Dalv, who has mude such a
good tiiiuju rf Bernard Shaw and who
speaks of linn#'"# that lively Irish
nan to this siile next winter, is in
volved in the following:
Miss I.ouise CJ.wser, who play?Hl
Prossy, the typewriter, in "Candida"
last season, told the story at a well
j known dramatic sehool the other day.
"When I resolved to go upon the
stage," suhl Miss dowser, "being still
a young thing, I went to Mr. Froli
lr nn's ottiee, steadying my nerves at
the do:>r by repeating over and over
again, 'Perseverance is the price of
success," and such like braeing senti
ments. In that way I got as far as
r? r
"TU-tN I'LL V- AIT,'' SAII> MihS ( MfehKIt.
the anteroom. There 1 saw uu
boy sitting with hi* feet upon the desk
and a newspaper before liim.
" 'Is Mr. Frohman in?' I a-sked.
" Waw,' said the office l>oy without
changing iiis position or raising bis
eyes.
" 'Then I'll wait,' aald I. I waited
an hour In alienee. Then It oocurrad to
me to put a simple question. I ad
dressed the still absorbed office boy.
" 'Whon will Mr. Frohman be in?'
" 'He ain't goin' to !>e in,' he answer
ed shortly. 'lie's In Europe.' ?
"Naturally I retired after that.
When I went Into Mr. Daly's company
hist w'nter I told him the story.
"'Were you that girl?' he said. 'I
was that office boy.' " ? New York
Times.
Huge Task.
It was a huge task to undertake
the cure of such a bad case of kid
t
ney disease, as that of C. F. Col
lier, of Cherokee, la., but Electric
Bitters did it. He writes: "My
kidneys were so far gone, I could
not sit on a chair without a cash
ion, and suffered from dreadful
backache, headache and depres
sion. In Electric Bitters, however
I found a cure, and by them was
restored to perfect health. I rec
ommend this great tonic medicine
to all with weak kidneys, liver or
stomach. Guaranteed by D. A.
Hendershot. dniLMrst price 50c.
ROGERS
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^ FINISH "
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'IS ALSO A PERFECT FINISH FUR
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Made by Detroit Whit* Lf.td H orKt
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Hill Bros., Sistersville, W. Va.
Are You Musical? Do von
Sing or Play?
If so, watch th is ad. Here
are a few of the latest
and best* hits:
Whca the Beea Arc la Uw Hive.
Gaivhc
Down Where the Siruw River P.owa
I've i Imaging For My Old Keat rty
Home.
The Girl I Loved la the Golden W?a
Where the silver Colorado Wen a ita
Way*
A Bit O'Blarney.
In the hade Of the Old Apple Tiee.
When the Froat la On the PumpUa.
v h?a the Saa sink* la the Goldea
Weat.
. Jnat Aero si the Bridge Of Gold.
J oat a Peach Of Wikllowers
* hen My Golden Hair Haa Tamed To
Silver Grey.
Imaging For Yam.
binglfl copies, 22 cei.ts pott
paid ; 5 copies $1.
Vol. 1 of Old Time donga
mailed free with every order for
two or more songs ; send stamps.
Twenty Mule Leaaoas on Orgaa or
Piano. by mail fl oo Oak hart Syateaa.
Thoroughly keliable,
WILSON S MUSIC STORE,
514 Seventh Street,
Momidsville, :: W. Va.
Baltimore & Ohio
RAILROAD.
OHIO RIVER DIVISION.
Time Table in effect May 22, 1905
Northbound.
6:20 A. M. (daily except Sun
day) ? Accommodation; Wheeling
ind intermediate points.
8:08 A. M. (daily)? Pittsburg
Express; New ' Martinsville,
Mouudsville, Wheeling, Pittsburg,
Franklin, Oil City, Titusville and
intermediate points. Runs solid
to Pittsburg daily, except Sunday.
Daily to Wheeling.
11:18 A. M. (daily except Sun
day) ? Accommodation ; New Ma*
tinsvil'r and intermediate point*.
1:57 P. M. (daily)? ?New York
Express; New Martinsville,
Mocndaville, Wheeling, Pittsburg,
Buffalo, Washington, Baltimore,
Philadelphia, New York and all
i points north and east. Huns solid
to Pittsburg. Pullman buffet par
I lor ear.
4 M P. M. (daily)? Accommo
dation ; Wheeling and intermedi
ate points. ?
6:10 P. M. (daily except Sun
days-Ohio Valley Express; New
Martinsville, Moundsville, Beo
| wood, Wheeling, Pittsburg, Buf
falo, Baltimore, Washington, New
York and all points north and
east. Runs eolid to Pittsburg.
Pullman buffet parlor car.
Parkersburg Accommodation
arrives at Sistersvillc at 10:45 p..
! m. t
Southbound.
9:05 A. M. (daily) ? Accommo
dation; Parkersburg and interme
diate points
11:18 A. M. (daily except Sun
day)? Ohio Valley Express; St.
Marys, Marietta, Parkersburg,
Ravenswood, Milwood, Pomeroy,
Pt. Pleasant, Charleston, Gallipo
' iis, Huntington, Kenova, Ironton,
Portsmouth, Cincinnati and all
points south and west. Runs so1 id
: to Kenova. Pullman buffet pur
j lor car.
1:26 P. M. ( daily ) ? Kenova-?x
press ; St. Marys, Marietta, Park
I ersburg, Ravenswood, Milwood,
j Pomeroy, Pt. Pleasant, Charleston,
Gallipolis, Huntington, Kenova,
and principal intermediate points.
Pullman buffet parlor car.
2:32 P. M. (daily except Sun
day) ? Accommodation; Parker*
burg, Spencer and intermediate
| points.
5:48 P. M. (daily except Sun
day) ? Accommodation; Parkera
burg and intermediate pointa.
8:20 P. M. (daily)? Express;.
Friendly, St. Marys, Waverly,
Marietta and Parkersburg.
D. B. MARTIN,
Manager Passenger Traffic.
3. MeC.MARTIN, T. P. A., Park
"rsburg. W. Va.
ARTISTIC
JOB PRINTING.
The Daily Review ha* during
the past week received several
hundred dollars worth of new job .
type of the latest and neatest pat
terns, and is now thoroughly
equipped for turning out the best
possible job printing in the most
artistic and up-to-date styles.
The book bindery has also
been improved, and we have evetr
facility for making books, rebind
ing old books, binding magazines,
etc.
Our prices are reasonable; our'
work unexcelled. Telephone ? li
ter sville Daily Review, No. Gl-2,
and our representative will call on
vou.
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