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TheCeredo Advance. T. T. Mt'DOUGAL, KDITOR AND MIOVKIKTO* WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 1911. No matter bow lazy you get, don't blame it on the hookworm. Which would you rather be in politic*—a *acred embodiment or a happy after thought? Thu desire to sit at the butt end of a fishing pole has kept many a lazy man oat of serious mischief. The aeroplane is at a disadvan tage in not affording any rear plat form facilities for campaigu speak ers. Kiciiks do rot always bring true happiness. A Pullman car con. ductor committed su;cide the other day. It appears that neither the Mexi can Dor the Lorimcr situations can entertain much hope of permanent peace. Well, Tammany landed its sena tor in New York, proving that the organization is not yet suffering from senile decay. If one bad cold oost Caruso $60, 000 he would have to be endowed by Carnegie before he could afford ta have the measles, Kansas bandits who rob trains go away in automobiles. Next we shall hear of the lone ban dit who uses an aeroplane. Now that China is to have a modern telephone system we pre sume the line will always be “busy” when Russia calls up. Speaker Clark is now in a posi tion to sympathize with a fellow who once made his living walking across Niagara on alight rope. If we are to believe a man who claims that he knows, there if neither a millionaire nor a pauper in North Dako'a. That means a vcii table paradise. Long and fruitless has been Mr. liryan’e search lor “available Dem ocratic candidates,” and he may have to meet himself coming back on that same road. Springtime turns one’s thoughts to gardening. And oue desiring a small garden centrally located may buy Madison Square Garden, New’ Yoik, for £■?, 500,000. W. W. Smith has withdrawn from the active management of the Tri-State Enterprise and H. S. Trainer of Iroutou, Ohio, is now editor and manager of that sheet. ---- - Obe Pettv was elected on the regular Republican ticket as a member of the Board of Affaire for the city .ot Charleston. This makes the Board half Republican and half Democratic. - - 1 ♦ • ♦ The Glenwood hotel of Keuova, W. Va , was burnt to ashes last Saturday—Louisa (Ky.) Herald, April 21. The Glenwood hotel was only slightly damaged by fire Bro. ilerald, and is still doing Inki ness to the satisfaction of the traveling public. The May Woman’s Home Com panion is the big Spring Story Number. A special point has been made of the fiction, without sacrificing the other features that help to make every number of this magazine a complete and well-rounded whole. Charles 8. Dice of Lewisburg has been appointed by Governor Glasscock as judge of the new judicial circuit of Greenbrier and Pocahontas counties. The new judge is a son of the late Bishop Dice of the Methodist Episcopal church. Mr. Dice’s appointment is effective from date. —- — — ■■ - The Republicans in congnjui have “gotten together” beautiful ly and the insurgents and “old guard” have buried all past difti cullies and will present a united front to the common enemy from now on. If this keeps up it will mean that the Republicans will elect the president next year, which is a consummation devoutly to be desired. Tiik tax on bachelors in Wisccn ► in la classed as a tax on unimprov ed property. Will Arizona demand that con gress pa-s an aet admitting Buffalo Bill to the Union? There may always he room at the top but those who start out for “Pikes Peak or bust” usuaPy bust. And now the question is, What has Colonel Bryan against Wood row Wilson that be should support him so vigorously. An armistice ot five days has been declared between ibe Diaz government and the Insurreclns in Mexico. It is thought peace is near. It is feared that voters will not find the garden seeds distributed by new members any more reliable than those sent around by the old timers. Wisconsin women having been granted the right to vote in all state elections, it behooves Wiscon sin office seekers to look their pret tiest and act their nicest. The Aldrich plan for a central bank has been partially approved by the commission and this plan, it is said, has Senator Cummins’ and other Senators' approval. A Kentucky woman gives the proceeds of her hens Sunday laid eggs to church. We’ll give the fish we catch to the parson if our wife will let us go fishing on Sun days. Senator Cummins has opened a long expected attack on the some what dilatory national monetary commission, that refuge of “laine ducks” as it has been called. The Iowa seuator introduced a bill re quiring this commission to present its final report at the beginning of the next session, in December, and this bill provides for the repeal of the law creating the commission and removing it from the payroll as soon as its report is submitted. The commission, it will be remem bered, consists of eighteen mem bers. Seveu of them no longer draw their salaries as senators and two of them were former members of the 1 ouse of representatives. 1 his is why it is called the “lame duck” reluge. To some of them, like Senators Aldrich and Hale, the salary which they draw as members of the monetary comniismuu is matter of no great importance, hut the others who draw the same Hilary as a member of congress are Bur rows, Teller, Money, Flint and Taliaferro. This commission was organized in 1908, Senator Cum mins says that he believes it is time a definite financial plan should he submitted to congress, that he is not opposed to any of the members of the committee, but that he thought sufficient time had elapsed for positive results. 1 me special session of congress , has taken up its legislative work with great vigor and many of the members are encouraged to believe that much work will be aecomplish | ed during the legislative session. By a vote of 296 to 16 the bill pro posing a constitutional amendment providing for the direct election of I'nited StateB senators was passed. The Canadian reciprocity bill has also been favorably reported. Among important bills introduced was one to regulate the traffic in cold storage products, another to increase the prestige of the Ameri can merchant marine, a third to regulate the issuance of injunctions and another bill tp change the date of the inauguration of the president to the last Thursday in April. This last bill has often been up in con gress and it is an effort to extend ! the term of the short session and to fix the date of inauguration which has become a national pageant, at tracting hundreds of thousands of people, to a time of year of fairer weather than the proverbially cold and stormy 4th of March. ^ ^ We have received a supply of diaries for 1911 and will give one free to all new subscribers (or old ones paying up arrearages) to this paper. Ask for a book. 1 A Selfish View. The Wayne New*, published at the Wayne county seat of justice, oppose* the ideuof that couuty giving aid to the construction of a solid roadway from the Wayne county line near Four, Pole creek to the corporate limits of Ceredo, lor t^ese two reasons: First, the road will bo a good thing for the people of Huntington and Ash land who ure rich enough ~to own automobiles. Second, Way re county has no good roads any way , and if roads are to be built they should be built on locations which would offer accommodations to a greater uamber of Wayne couuty peo ple. The stand taken by the news is both erroneous and selfish and does not, we hope, express the general view of the intelligent and progressive citizenship of Wayne county. "We take the view that Wayne coun ty should, if possible, build the piece of road in question at its owu expense for the sake of the very great benefits which would result to the people of Wayne county. There are at least 6,CX)0 Wayne comity farmers who ought to make their living selling farm products to the people of Huntiugtou. Some of this uumber do derive in part their livelihood from this source. Hut the very fact that the state of the roads makes it impossible for them to haul their products to market in winter or to haul more than a quarter of a load in summer, diBcoarage truck gar deuiug , dairying and poultry raising to an extent which keeps tho farmers ut the point of near impoverishment. With the gap of highwuy between Ceredo and Westmoreland closed, the entire population of Ceredo district could, with comparatively slight ex peuditure for the improvement of side roads, find an accessible and profitable market in Huntington every day in the year. The building of this road would place an entirely different aspect on tho farming situation in the north ern part of the Wayne county line. It would enrich the farmers, give them better maii facilities, and aid them in many ways. ±no nuiming or tho road would un doubtedly hOp Iluntiugtnn, but would not help Ashland, since it would draw into our owu state market trade which now goes into Kentucky because the proposed road does not exist, Huntington knows that the building of the road does not help Wayne coun ty very materially. Yet Huntington is willing to bear the larger part of the cost of construction notwithstanding tho fact that the road will help Wayne county more than it will help Hunting ton. The News and every other newspaper and every other individual interested in solving the road problem may just as well concede first as last that, in dealing with the problem a broad minded and unselfish course must bo followed. With the completion of tho strip pro posed, Waynu co: nty will have six or seven miles of good roads. That will bo the start. Bond issues or other methods of fiuaucing not now in sight will have to do the work. Everybody’s road cannot be built out of tho lirst in stallment. We must be patient and generous and help each other. The Wayne county strin along tho Ohio river will help more Wavnecoun ty peoplo than any piece of road of similar loiurth that could lx; construct ed els‘where in tho county. It pass a ' through the most populous part of the county, joining tho towns of Ceredo and Koneva with Kellogg and West moreland. Huntington and Westmoreland have offered to bo dowi right generous with Wayne county. The News’ brand of appreciation is not of the most desirable sort.—Huntington Herald - Dispatch, April 21. While this paper recognizes the fact that the people of Huntington and Ash land who own automobiles v ill be largely benefited by tho proposed new road, yet we do not think tho county court of this county would go wroug to assist in this enterprise, when the citi zens of the towns named are willing to boar the major jiortion of the burden. Ceredo district pays a large portion of MILLINERY 1 now have on display one of the nicest lines of Spring Hats, Bonnets, Millinery Novelties, etc., ever seen in Ceredo. Here you will find city styles at low pri ces. Call and be convinced. No trouble to show goods. Mrs. E. TAYLOR, B Street, Ceredo, W.V;t. 600,009 HOMES ■re mace nrMjnvrr anti happier the >*»*r rounrl hy Ilio monthly vlmteof Pnrk’n Floral Magazlnr, Oldaat and tmat floral monthly in toe world. "Ilrlght a*u Marigold •* Moat'd, kith y'r. Will delight yoa. 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A RARE BARGAIN Another Week of Snappy Bargains Bewail Monday, April 24. \\ e started another big week with a choice array of templing bargains in six special items for the week, but you’ll agree with u« when you see the list that such rare bargains will not tarry, so come early to avoid disappointment. Just a word—in rounding up bargains we never forget quality. Prove uh this week on these items. Come and see. • Font Tables of Ladies’ Handsome Waists «wiji™pd.» ■ ,ptciai »»m«. com. and see if-your style and size is here and take Here s an elegant lot of waists, beautiful in j(18t HALF PRICE, make and material. They come in a wide va- . , - . «... , riety of styles, in lingerie, plain, handsomely L0u 16S o6p3rdt6 oKlftS lace trimmed, and including some elegant silk These are nobby shirtwaist skirts and you'll waists in plain aod Persian, embroidered net certainly he pleased with them when vou see and tucked chiffon. These waists are arranged them. Worth #5.00, never sold for less. We 1 on four special tables and priced respectively want you to come aod see these values. Take at. .*1.00, *1.35, *1 85 and $3.75 them during this sale while they last for #3 75 Children’s Coats 25c on the Dollar Kid Glove Bargain These are handsome little garments made of ^ beautiful lot of ladies' pique seam kid 1 broadcloths, serges and Scotch mixtures. Just ^;').ve8 *’“e popular tans, browns ami grey*. what the little tots ueed. This is your chance. * . 18 */’50 grade and you II find the-n an ex 1 Take it ami gave 75c on the dollar. ceptioual bargain. \V e offer them special this * l coats for..25c *3 coats for.75c sal® * bile they last at.#1.00 $2 coats for. 50c $4 coats for.$100 Exceptional Silk Dress Offer i coatH for.$1.25 This elegant line of silk dresses reflects the Half Prirp Pnrcpf C<j|p newest ideas in style, and is in every way an nail rIIUC LUISCI oaitJ exceptional bargain. We offer $20, #25, $30 This is one of the biggest cornet values we've and *35 values, to close this sale as long ever given. All makes, ail sizes amt all prices, as they last, your choice.$15.00 NONE CHARGED NONE C. O. D. NONE ON APPROVAL ; The Valentine Store, w«, va. the taxes of Wayne county and the far- J mers of the district who own carriage J often visit the big town east of this place. —--■ ■ -— Game Law* Many persons have a wrong under standing of the changes made in the game law by Pur last legislature. Sec tion 11) as amended, does away with the home license And any one living in the state can hunt and fish without getting a license—free of all charges. Section 49 os amended is given in full below: It shall be unlawful for any person to shoot, hunt, fish or fowl upon the en closed or improved lands of another per son, or to camp, peel trees, cut trees or timber, build fires or do any other act or thing therein in connection with or auxiliary to shooting, hunting, fishing or fowling on the lands of another per son without pei mission in writing troni the owner, lessee or other person en titled to the possession of said lands, or the tenants or agents of such owner, lessee or person entitled to the posses sion thereof, duly authorized to give such written permission , and every per son hunting, shooting, fishing or fowl ing upon such lands shall have such written permission with him when so doing. Any person violating any of the pro visions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, and upon con viction thereof shall be fined not less than ten dollars nor more than fifty dollars and may in the discretion of the court or justice, bo confined in the county jail not more than thirty days; and if any person be convicted a third time of such offense, ho shall bo con fined in the county jail for a period of uotles8than three or more than thirty days in addition to any fine imposed, and in allcases he shall be confined in the comity jail until the fine and costs are paid; provided, that such time shall not exceed thirty days. It shall be lawful for the owner, lessee, or the person entitled to the possession of such lands or the agent thereof to arrest any such person fonnd violating this section and immediately tako him before a jus tice of the peace for trial, and such own er, lessee, person or agent, are hereby vested with all the powers and rights of a deputy game warden for such person ; and it is hereby made the duty of the warden and all deputies to see that this section is enforced, if requested so to do by such owner, lessee, person or agent, but not otherwise. 2. Se^tiou 25a of chapter sixty of the acts of 1909 is hereby repealed. Too Much Love. Too much love for fun, frolic and rich food causes stomach, liver, kidney and nervous troubles. Oilier remedies helpyou but DENN'3 SURE, SAFE AND SPEEDY cures you. Our discoverer, ten years a miserable sufferer with the above troubles, and RHEUMATISM for years, Was cured in one week. To prove our remedy, w hile they last, regular size bottles only 25c at BUms' Drug Store, Ceredo, and K, Ney Williams', Ken ova.. 5 jj JCS. S. MllLm, Prett. 13. W. Fostkb. V. Preet. K. B. Cecil, Caahier I 1 TN THE STRESS and storms of life, your bank book win h \ Z ;i * shield you agaiust adversity, deprivation and failure. / 5 - Money deposited in our bank is absolutely > Z u-TIMEof safe, and when Opportunity emiles, it is ® \ your capital; when Trouble threatens, it is 9 9 STOltM your protector. It means comfort and peace MB y - of mind. 2 \ i C^XORMS strike without warning. Deposit more of yonr income ■ \ iu our bank and it will be your shelter and refuge in time of need* 2 2’ THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF KENOVA,W.VA. fi j; ;DiRECTORsj l"vwcE“tr,i1 \ *M()<)Kh - — _ )<;.W. 11ATTKN / I). MILLER ^ ^ FAMOUS SINCE 1881 if ^ KRUHRERC’S I IRONTON, OHIO. f| |CLOTHING, HATS, FUKNISHINGS J | WRIGHT BROS. CO. I ft j Everything to Eat and f ft 2 Wear. i $ * * JJ $ } Large Stock of Furniture ^ w ■jf ( and Hardware. J? » \ < » ^ ) Prices Always Reasonable j ^ | €eredo, West Virginia. | Insure your property witlk the Mcllowgal agency. YOU NEVER REGRET THE COST OF AN ARTICLE IF IT PROVES SATISFACTORY j HANNA'S GREEN SEAL --PAINT ===== is without douht the most efficient house paint on the market, and is cheapest in the end, in that it will go further and wear longer than other paints. Only the best materials arc used, with WHITE LEAD AS THE PREDOMINANT PIGMENT, tempered with just enough zinc to prevent chalking quickly, as is the case where lead alone is used. ro* sale by Hobt. U ri^lu, Jr., Ceredo, W, Va,. a***. . _