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TheCeredo Advance.
T. T. McDOUOAL,
BD1TOR AND PROPRIKTOK.
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30, 1913.
! ‘J iie spirit ol ’70 still lives.
Politics is a good game, but a
mighty poor business.
The spring season for Sunday
drowning* i« now open.
j Don’t wait for coveys of mos
quitoes. Take the singles.
At least the Brmsh woman tuf
fragist is terribly in earnest.
Some discuss bad roads, while
others simply cuss the
Nicholas of Moutenegro is one
king they can’t scare off or buy off.
England has to guard her jail
to keep the suffragettes from break,
ing in.
Have they put congress on bench
ee so Schoolmaster Wilson will feel
at home?
Secretary Bryan does not seen
to be in favor of even silver dollai
diplomacy.
The trouble with New York’i
“curfew” law is that it hits too few
of its curs.
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The idea ot Mr. Bryan letting
— Peru get ahead of us in recognizing
the*Ck luesc JKcj' u b 1 ic!
Hugh M. Smith has been oppoint
ed U. S. Fish Commissioner to suc
ceed Geo. M. Bowere.
Let’s see what were some ol
those lessons we were to be taughi
by the Titantic disaster?
When they hit the United State!
the M'.xioan bolder lighters are fir
ing at a pretty big target.
King Alpiionso has reason ti
have a very poor opinion of thi
rnarkmanship of would-be assassins
China’s proclamation to tin
world is of a character to maki
‘‘lion. Ancestors” sit up in thei
graves.
- * GhiiNA is likely to wonder wheih
or Japan is going to assert hcrsel
in world aflairs as a boss with a po
litical pull.
This country Uoesu’t want a king
but if it should, there is some
thing about King Alfonso thai
might lead us to borrow him.
“We are kept busy,” says Worth
the man milliner, “creating to meei
the demand of the American wo
men.” Same here, Mr. Worth
same here.
That Republican triumph in tb<
St. Louis election seems to be abou
the only fly in the ointment, or ra\
of light in the gloom, as you choose
to consider it.
We shall not despair of the coun.
try, however, until the president
appears before congress to rccit*
“Curfew shall not ring tonight,” oi
“The face on the barroom floor.”
A wise wife is one who pretend*
to be asleep when hubby come s in
at 2 o’clock in the morning anel
knocks over the furniture. Twc
o clock is a poor time for cffectivi
argument.
With Walter Cage as ambassa
dor to England and .Thomas Nelson
Rage “mentioned” for Italy, it
should npt take long for the lner
ary administration to have a com
plete book.
Perhaps congress intends to en
force the distribution of sweetness
and light to consumers, the sugar
growers to furnish the sweetness
and the Standard Oil e- "» ny the
light.
John T. McGkaW and Will
Chilton are still at loggerheads
The first named wa nts Geo. W.
Johnson of Parkersburg appointed
-Internal Revenue Collector, and the
latter is fighting hard for the a.,_
point nun t of Sam A. Hay* of Gil
mer county for that position. Will
the president turn a deaf ear to the
Grafton man, who worked valliantly
for the nomination of the man as
the Democratic candidate for the
X&l ion a chief executive who won
over the protest of Mr. Chilton?
We shall sec what we shall see.
Knowledge is power, but it takes
gasoline to run an automobile.
Puree feet of snow, in southern
Germany gives the Delaware peach
crop a long distance opportunity
for its first annual killing.
Kfpkksentativk W euii’s advo
cacy of free castor oil as the poor
man’s friend won’t go down with
the trundle bed contingent.
I iie operators aud miners have
accepted the compromise proposi
tion of Governor Hatfield and the
strike in the Kanaw ha Coal fields i*
over.
President Wilson, like many a
man before him, is learning the dif
ference between theorizing about
the tariff and trying to pass a bill
which will put the theories int >
practice.
Governor IIatfielu has proven
by the able manner in which he has
handled the strike problems that the
people of West Virginia made no
mistake wheu they elected him gov
ernor.
I ni.ess the old time newspaper
spirit is wholly dead, we may ex
pect the account of “Sephus” Dan
iels’ submarine adventures to in
• elude a 200 word interview with
our ancient friend, McGinty.
Every West*Virginia newspaper
. should enthusiastically and earnestly
advocate the organization of a state
editorial association. The weeklv
press, much more than the daily
press, needs such an organization.
It is undoubtedly very appropri
ate that the German dirigible air
-hip should have been seized in
Luneville, France. War cxcjte.,
ment would reach its highest pitch
, tn such a town.
1 here are numbers of oil men in
the county this week, looking about.
There is oil and gas both in paying
'piantities within our border aud
capitalists are beginning to find it
out. — \\ ayne News.
'This is what we have thought for
a long time. It will not be many
years until old Wayne will be one
of the wealthiest counties in the
stale.
Jerry W. Dinuess has been
nominated by President Wilson to
be postmaster at Huntington. Many
persons think J. 11. Long of the
Advertiser, who has long preached
Democracy to the people of the
“second city,” should have been
gi'cn the position. Hut politics is
a son-of* a-gun and the deserving
ire more often left out in the cold
than otherwise.
Hon. John W. Davis will not
succeed Judge as President
Wilson has named Hon. Charles A.
W oods of South Carolina for the
position. It is not likely tnat a
West \ irginia Democrat will secure
an important office under the pres
ent administration, excepting' the
positions that must lie filled by res
idents of the state.
On account of flood troubles and
other matters which claimed our at
tention at the time, we neglected to
mention the fact in this paper that
the Charleston Mail issued one of
the largest, handsomest and most
comprehensive industrial editions
the 15th inst. that was ever publish
ed in this slate. Pro. (t. A. Hol
den, editor and manager of the
Mail, certainly deserves gnat credit
for the special edition and the
business men of the capital citv
should show the'r appreciation of
of h;s efforts to advertise the city
in which they make their money, by
j giving hiri substantial financial en
I conragement.
l or First-Class High-Grade Papers and Good
Character Medium Grade Papers, the
Eaton Wall Paper Co., Huntington,
a re leaders. All stock being closed out at a
reduced price.
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What Endures?
Say, do you know “the hast out
lasts the throne, the coin Tiberias?”
Indeed, where the river mutmon,
the man once swain, hut where lies
he now? The path through the
Held of fifty years ago, still wind
its way, while the meadow grows
beside it, hut where sleep mo«t of
those who walked along it? For
I thousands of yeais the stars have'
run their courses, hut who knows
aught of the unnumbered millions
who have passed from the cradle
to the giave? The precipice and
the overhanging tree, are where'
they were when we looked up at
them so long, lorg ago, hut where
is In* w ho stood beside us? The
scboolhouse is at the brow of the
hill, hut what of the maiden who
sat on a front seat with the
diruple in her chin and the roses in
her checks, and the sparkle in her
eye, and the red in her lips? The
water in the old well is as cool as
ever, hut in what clime is the boy
who drank from theo!d»oaken buck
et, the iron hound bucket, the moss
covered bucket, which hung there?
The mill pond gleams as in days of
yore, hut he who rowe 1 upon it in
the moonlight, how goes it with
him? The sea and Bky, the valley
and the hill, the village and the
I arm, the coursing sun and the
yellow moon, arc ever and ever the
eame, hut has not that silent city
hack of the church grown with the
fleeting years? Aye, what was it
the brook said?
“Men may come and men may tjo.
But I go on forever!”—Parkers
burg State Journal.
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^ llliam Rockefeller is really an
object ot pity. With all the wealth
at his command yet lie is in the grip
of sickness that allows him little
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in the stomach, yonr liver or 3*0111- kid
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AS Oregonian asks, “When is a
| chicken wild?” Let him call one
of them an old hen and he’ll find
, out.
Are you a year behind? We
*ant you to continue to be a sub
scriber to this paper, but the Post
ofliee Department fays we must dis-■
continue sending the paper to you
if you are more than one year in
arrears—or put a one cent stamp on
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Take the Prindle furniture, for instance; there are hundreds of
Huntington homes furnished with it and no extremely hitrh nrires
have been paid, and in most instances
there havre been the very most pleasing
terms extended. Not because the pa
trons have not had the money to pur
chase expensive things or because they
have not had the full price to pay at
once. The Prindle’s furniture has proved
good without being expensive, and many
prefer to invest money where they will
draw interest instead of paying outright
for furniture. And it is a irood nlan.
There is beauty and dignity as well as devised simplicity to the
furniture bought at Prindle’s. And the stocks and varieties are so
large that it really doesn’t matter what sort of woods, finish, styles
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“I am going West, where I can
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Lazinessdon’t make you anything
<4et down to work. Deposit*! your
money in a bank. Save part of
what you make, and you will have
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It is true, they pay higher wages
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You don’t work eight or ten hours
out there. It’s from sunrise until
dark.
Try working harder, save part of
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