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Backache Is a Warning
Na*nr* ahra7« give* fair when
Z'V U wrong inside the
body. When warned of kidney wrsknes.
by an aching back or disordered urination,
plre the kidney* oronipt help and avoid
more serious troubles.
Rlltiey trouble Is a dangerous thing. be
cauae the kidney, are the blood Altera? and
weak kidneys soon upset the healthiest
system, ciicsinjr rheumatic- attacks, craved
dropsy and Bright's disease.
Doan’s Kidney Pills is a most reliable kid
ney remedy. Doan's sre used auccessfnllr
all over the civilized world and publicly rec
ommended by thousands of grateful people.
An Ohio Case.
Mrs. Irene Tudor.
118 N. Clegg St..
Bellefontalne. Ohio,
■ays “Kidney com -
plaint was fast get
ting its irrlp on me
anj the pains In my
bnrlc w-rt almost
unbearable. I had
awful rtliry spells
and lost mv strength
and energy. I was
pale and the kidney
secretions were Irre
gular In passage.
IVhen 1 had almost
given up hop e.
Doan's Kidney Pllis
cured me. I can't be
too grateful."
Ctl DoaxT* at Any Stor*. 50c ■ Box
DOAN'S KHiiN..V
FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.
UNION MIGHT BE POSTPONED
Matter-of-Fact Serelda’* Two Good
Reasons for Hesitating About
Setting the Day.
The Blanks’ maid of all work was a
practical young woman of about
twenty seven years. One day wh*D
her mistress was making some plans
for the future the matter-of-fact
Serelda said:
‘I don’t know, ma'am. It might be
that 1 won't be with you much longer,
an' then mebbe I will. 1 ain’t sure
yet."
Knowing that a young man had
called a good many times to see Se
relda. her mistress said:
"Are you thinking of getting mar
Tied, Serelda?"
Without the least show of embar
rassment or enthusiasm Serelda said:
"Well, yes, to tell the truth, I am
Then again 1 don't know 1/ 1 will. I’ve
got a good place here with good pay
and he's such a fool mebbe I'll sta)
on with you!”
The wise wife increases her hold on
her husband by holding her tongue oc
casionally.
What is Castoria
CASTORIA is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
ami Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium,
Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It
destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. For more than thirty years it
has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind
Colic, all Teething Troubles and Diarrhoea. It regulates the Stomach
and Bowels, assimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over
30 years, has borne the signature of Chas.H. Fletcher, and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good " are but Experiments that
trifle with and endanger the health of Infanta and
Children—Experience against Experiment.
Genuine Castoria always heart* the signature of
Teacher's Boast.
A teachers’ meeting was in progress
and it was decided that the more diffi
cult subjects should come in the morn
cation later In the day. History was
Ing. and those that required less appii- ;
last on the list, ami Miss Wheeler,
the young teacher, protested.
"Hut it certainly is easier than sci- I
ence or mathematics,” the principal
insisted.
"As I teach it,’’ replied the young
tegcher, "no subject could be more
difficult and confusing."—Hippincott’s
Magazine.
ERUPTION OVER CHILD’S BODY
Route No. 3, Box 67, Little Falls,
Minn.—“Our little boy was taken sick
with a fever and after the fever he
broke out with a sore eruption all over ,
' "Sla*' TtotTtrV We ''jould get nothing to
help him. The sores were large and
red and bleeding. They started with
blisters as if he were burned and
when they broke they would bleed
and they itched so that he could not
Bleep for some time. Wo had him all
tied up with bandages and then wo
had to soak them off every day.
“Wo bought a cako of Cutlcura Soap
and a box of Cuticura Ointment
which soon gave him relief. Now he
Is us well a« can be for in three weeks
he was all healed by the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment." (Signed) George
Wolters, Jan. 2D, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free.with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv. |
A Doubtful Statement.
"Ma, 1 would like to have a donkey.
Did anybody ever give you a donkey I
for a present?”
“Yes, child, your father did when he
married me.”
Tf you wish beautiful, clear, white
clothes, use Red Cress Ball Blue. At all
good grocers. Adv.
The Remedy.
"What guttural notes that singer
has!”
"Then let’s curb them.”
Bore Kye«, Orannl.Ved lCrelids and Sties 1
promptly healed with Roman K}« Hal* i
•am. Adv.
A dashing widow pays that old maids j
are embers from which the sparks
ha’ e fled.
Don’t Persecute
Your Bowels
Carter's
• ITTLE
Cot out cathartic* and purgative*. They arc
brutal, har*h. unnecmip.ary. Tr>
CARTER’S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS
Purely vegetable. Act
gently on the
eliminate bi!e.
Boothe the delirat
membrane tj the
bowel. Cur
Cansttpafion,
■ilionanra*.
Sfrh HmS.
ache and Indige alien. at million* fcrtvr.
an<]
IVER
PILLS.
SMALL PILL, SMAI.L DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
ABSORBine
** _ TPAW.NARAW&.US NT Off.
Reduces Strained, Puffy Ankle**
Lymphangitis, Poll Evil, Eiatula,
Boil*. Swelling*: Stop* Lament**
and allay* pain. Heals Sore*, Guta,
Brn&e*. Boot Chafe*. It is an
ANTISEPTIC AND GERMICIDE
[SO* POIaoKOUB]
Doe* not blister or remove tha
hair and bor*e can be worked. Pleasant to use.
$2. 00 a bottle, delivered. Describe your ca*e
for special instruction* and Book 5 K free.
ABSORBINR, JR . a.ulrepdr Hnlcent for mankind r»
t**» Strain*. Painful, knotted. Stroll eo Veint. Milk Irj,
Oot* Concentrated—only a lew drop* required at an arptt
mpon Price ft net bottle at dealer* of delivered.
V.E.Y0UNQ.P 9 P.,910 TteilafL SaringftBld.Maa*.
Good Eating.
‘ Metehnikoff. the MetchnikofT or
sour milk fame, is soon to celebrate Id
Paris,” paid a Paris correspondent on
furlough in New York, "his seventieth
birt hday.
“Since his sixtieth birthday, when he
began his sour-milk regime, Metclini
koff has not aged. On the contrary, be
has become rejuvenated.
"To the committee that has m
charge the splendid honors of his
birthday celebmtion, MetchnikofT gave
some advice on the benefits of frugal
eating—the benefits of taking no alco
hol, very little meat, and an abundance
of well cooked green vegetables. And
he ended his lecture with this crystal
of wisdom:
" ’Good eating makeB more pessi
mists than bad luck.' ”
Invitation and Answer.
Mr. F. C. Phillips in his book, "My
Varied L.ife,” tells how the late Sir
George Honeyman, an Infamous
writer, sent down from the bench to
a friend of hla, a leading Q C., a
little note. Not ublo to make head
nor tall of it, the barrister scribbled
something equally undecipherable
upon a half-sheet of note paper, and
passed it up to the Judge. Sir George
looked annoyed, und when, the court
rose, said to his friend: "What do
you mean hy this? 1 asked you to
“come and dine with me tonight."
''Yes,’ said the barrister, “and 1 re
plied that 1 should bo extremely glad
to do so.”
Possible Chance.
A young man who last month re.
ceived bis diploma has been looking
around successively for a position,
employment and a Job. Entering an
office the other day he asked to see
the manager, and while waiting for
that gentleman to become disengaged
he said to the office boy:
"Do you suppose there is any open
ing hero for a college graduate?"
“Well, dere will be," was the reply,
"if de boss don’t raise me salary tc
free dollars a week by termorrer
night.”—Poston Evening Transcript.
DISAPPEARED
Coffee Ails Vanish Before Postum.
It seems almost too good to be
true, the way headache, nervousness,
Insomnia, and many other obscure
troubles vanish when coffee is dis
missed and Postum used as the regu
lar table beverage.
The reason Is clear. Coffee con
tains a poisonous drug—caffeine—
which causes the trouble, but I’ostum
contains only the food elements In
choice hard wheat with a little mo
lasses.
A Phila. man grew enthusiastic an
wrote as follows:
"Until 18 mouths ago I used coffee
regularly every day and suffered from
headache, bitter taste in my mouth,
and Indigestion; wus gloomy and irri
table, had variable or absent appetite,
loss of flesh, depressed In spirits, etc.
"I attribute these things to coffee,
bec&uso since I quit it and have drank
Postum I feel better thau I had for
20 years, am less susceptible to cold,
have gained 20 lbs. and tbe symptoms
have disappeared—vanished before
Postum."
Name given by Postum Co., Rattls
Creek. Mich. Read 'Tbe Road to
Wellvllle,” In pkgs.
Postum comes In two forms:
Regular Postum—must be well l
boiled. 16c and 2ac packages.
Instant Postum—la a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
In a enp of ho( water and, with cream .
and sugar, makes a delicious bever
age Instantly. 30c and 60c tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds )•
gbout the same.
'There’s a Reason" for Postum.
<—sold by Orocara
BURDEN OF DEBT THAT WEIGHS DOWN
NATIONS OF EUROPE NOW ENGAGED IN WAR
ser*n nations of Europe now at war have a total national debt of
f24.000.000.000, with an annual Interest chafge of $953,000,000 that must be
raised by taxation Most of this vast sum represents the cost of past wars
and puts a burden of taxation on the people when It might have been invested
In productive enterprise but for the wars of the past. The war that Is now
raging will be the most costly ever waged and if It lajsts any considerable time
will add more billions to the vast volume of debt that will be a perpetual
burden on the people.
Here is the total debt end the amount per capita of each nation Involved
(with the figures of the United States for comparison):
Total debt. l'*er capita.
$6,346,000,000 $158
4.933.000. 000 76
4.673.000. 000 29
3.799.000. 000 74
3.455.000. 000 78
525.000. 000 110
126.000. 000 32
967.000.000 10
United States
Prance .
Germany .
Russia .
Austria-Hungary
United Kingdom
Belgium .
Servia .
LEM HIE TEUTONS
Chief Commanders of German
and Austrian Forces.
Kaiser First In Theory, But General
von Moltke and Admiral von Tlr
pitz Rule—Archduke Frederick
Heads Austria's Armies.
Emperor William himself Ih exercis
ing supreme command over the Gur
niau army lu the present war. In
times of peace the rulers cf Havana,
j of Saxony and of some of the larger
states of the German confederation
! retain the more or less theoretical
j control of their respective armies,
l Hut the moment that the empire is
involved in war the supreme and sole
command of tin* military forces of all
the German states is vested by the
terms of the constitution in tin kulscr.
As he possesses no war experience
of his own he is availing himself of
the udvice of some of the older of tin*
German sovereigns who have smelt
powder on the battlefield instead of
i in sbain lights, among them being
King Louis of Bavaria, who still limps
from the effect of a FruBsian bullet
received in the war of 1866, and King
William of Wuitemberg, and Duke
Bernard of Saxe-Mciningen, both of
whom wear on their bre.ast the iron
Cross, bestowed upon them for feats
of conspicuous gallantry under tire us
young cavalry ofilcers In the Frauco
German war of 1870.
(ten. Julius von Nloltke, the German
chief of the general staff, is a nephew
of the great Field Marshal von Moltke
and la oh taciturn as wus his famous
uncle. He 1b renowned for the rarity
of hla smiles, while such a thing us
laughter 1b entirely foreign to hts
character.
He always has an appearance of
profound gloom, and even of down
right misery, tmpreHsed upon hla fat
countenance. To such an extent 1b
thlB the case that the kaiser always
speaks of him as *d6r traurige Julius’*
(the gloomy Julius), Them 1b, it must
be admitted, some reason for this
gloom. For Emperor William is a
difficult man to satisfy in military
matters, and the general is a constant
subject of Imperial criticism. Not
withstanding this he has managed to
retain hold of his office for close upon
seven years.
The crown prince Is serving with
the German array of invasion as a
colonel, and his younger brothers, Os
car and Joachim, also are at the front.
When the history of Germany’s
mighty naval development comes to
be written one name will stand out iri
boldest relief—Von Tlrplfz. To this
giant, fork bearded sailor statesman, a
magnificent specimen of Teuton phy
sique of the old school, must fall the
lion’s share of credit for the persistent
aggressiveness with which the father
I land has rushed to front rank as a
[ <ea power. He ».* the real ercator of
the kaiser's fleet.
Tirpitz ihe Eternal," they call him
In Herlin. For nearly fifteen year* he
ha* b**en constantly at the helm.
He believes religiously In the In
vincible superiority of Herman guns —
tl^at they will decide the issue to Her
many’s Imperishable glory on the day
when the kaisers Tragalfar Is to be
fought and won. lie denies Hermany's
culpability for the ruinous competi
tion In naval armaments. He avers
♦ he author of the dreadnauglit Is alone
guilty. He disclaims persuasively the
notion that the Herman fleet Is built
for aggression, and he Is Irrevocably
opposed to limitin'; Its development
by agreements of any kind.
Prince Henry of Prussia, as Inspec
tor general of the navy. Is the rank
ing officer of the kaiser's great ar
mada. He Is a sallorman first and a
prince afterward, and Is Idolized by
the Herman people.
It Is to Archduke Frederick that
Emperor Francis Joseph has confided
the chief command of his armies in
the present war Very short and
stocky, he Is the eldest brother of the
queen mother of Rpaln, and Is on
terms of the utmost Intimacy with the
kaiser, and as such a frequent visitor
to Potsdam, where one of his daugh
ters Is married to a Prussian ofTlcer.
Prince Emmanuel Balrp. Enormously
rich, he Inherited the vast fortune as
well as the duchy of Teschen from his
uncle. Archduke Albert* victor of the
battle of Custfl^fc. who fo» so many
years was generalissimo of the Aus
trian army. **«..
Archduke Frederick is one of thV
few members of the Imperial famllj 1
whom the murdartd heir presumptive,
Francis Ferdinand, did nc; dare to
*■ in.inate from th.» army, aware of
the reputation which he enjoyed us
on* or the most cnpablo of Austrian
commanders. \ et the t'vo men were
barely on speaking terms.
1 "o other archdukes who are called
upon a play a role In the present war
are Archduke Leopold Salvator, who
an Inspector general of artillery has
done much to place 11>ibranch of the
service on an excellent fooling, and
Archduke Eugene, grund master of
the Teutonic order, who Is In chief
command of the landwehr of both
Austria and Hungary.
ticn. t on rad you i lotzendorfT, as
chief of the general stafT or the Aus
trian army, Is llkcw ise a very promi
nent figure in the great war in Eu
rope. A wonderful organizer, a soldier
tho Field Marshal von Moltke and
Kitchener type, insisting that every
thing in connection with tho Austrian
army shall work with clocklike pre
cision and that nothing hIiuII be left
to « bailee, it is to him that has been
confided by Emperor Francis Joseph
the task of preparing for tho present
conflict. Indeed he spent several
weeks in April last very quietly at a
small resort near Carlsbad with tlen
eral von Moltke, chief or the general
BtufT of the German army, elaborating
plans for the present Joint action of
tho German and Austrian armies
against Russia and France.
He stands particularly high In tho
confidence of his sovereign, who bus
the very highest opinion of his ability.
Indeed on the several occasions when
he resigned hiH position as chief of
the general staff In consequence of
hlB differences with the late Archduke
Francis Ferdinand, with whom he was
; continually at variance, the old em
peror Insisted upon his remaining at
his post, would not hear of his going
and upheld him against his nephew.
Railway Distances in
Europe’s War Zone
The following table of railway dis
tance* may be helpful toward an In
telligent reading of dispatches:
Paris—Brussels, 200 miles.
Paris-'Namur, 191 inllos,
Brussels—Liege, 33 miles.
Brussels—Namur, 35 miles.
Paris—Verdun, 175 miles.
Verdun—Metz, 42 miles.
Paris—Nancy, 220 miles.
Nancy--Strassburg, 74 miles.
Paris—Belfort, 275 miles
Belfort—Muelhausen, 31 miles.
Muelhausen- Basel. 21 miles.
Muelhausen—Colmar, 28 miles.
Colmar—Strassburg, 41 miles
Basel— Strassburg, 89 miles.
IF ALL CABLES WERE CUT
1 Blanket of Appalling Silence Concern
ing the European War Would De
scend Upon America.
Suppose one of the belligerent na
tions of Europe grappled and cut the
cables that link the new world and
old, what then would be the position
of America?
A blanket of silence would descend
i upon us. Communication by mail and
the still uncertain communication by
wireless would be our only source of
news. Even the mall would bo liable
to serious delays and Interruption, pfts
ribly to complete discontinuance. Tin
paralyzing effect of such isolation may
be imagined. It would strike at busi
ness. It would leave to the guesswork
of feverish fancy the welfare of friends
and relatives abroad. It would make
void the columns of the newspapers
on the one topic of uttermost concern
to all readers,
Nor is this a vain supposition. The
thing Is possible indeed, not Improb
able. The reason for such action would
bo the fear that tidings of military
movements reaching America might
find their way hack to the enemy in
Europe. —Chicago Evening Post
The Use of Mines at 9ea
The strewing of mines In other than
horns waters—where th«-ir use for de
fense Is one of the well recognized
practices of war—Is repulsive to the
ordinary instincts as to what should
be permitted in warfare between civ
ilized nations. The apparent fact
disclosed by the destruction of the
Itrltlsh cruiser Amphlou in the eaatern
reaches of the Itrltlsh channel, that
the Germans have been placing mines
in waters distant from their own
coast and which may be traversed by
□eutrsl shipping Is likely to subject
them to Impulsive criticism as being
in harmony with ttaalr ruthless viol*- j
tloc of the neutrality of Belgium.— i
Springfield Republican.
JJIPaft sDrtnl ~
Jltifoman's Dri/il
tyvert/kodt/s Drink
^/igorously good — and keenly
delicious. Thirst - quenching
and refreshing.
The national beverage
—and yours.
Drmaad the genuine by full namo
-'uroge substitution.
Whenever
you see an
Arrow think
of Coco*Colo.
THE COCA-COLA COMPANY
Atlanta, Go.
The Guarantee.
William J Hums, the famous de
tective, was talking In Now York
about the recent dropping of his name
from the honorary Hat of Police chiefs.
"It Is easy," Mr. (turns said, "to
rend the signlllc&ncn of that action.
Its significance is evil. It refatcs to
certain graft exposures on my part.
Yes, its significance is as evil as the
clothier’s guarantee.
"A young fellow went to a clothier
to huy a pair of flannel pants.
“ 'The last pair I got here shrunk,'
ho said. 'I wuh caught in the rain In
them, and they shrunk something ter
rible. Do you guarantee that these
won’t shrink?*
" 'Young fellor,’ said the dealer, *1
guarantee them up to the hilt. Why,
every fire hose In New York but three
has stjulrted on them panta.***
No Menace In Sanatorium.
Dr. Edward L. Trudeau, who built
tho first tuberculosis sanatorium In
the United States In 1886, says:
"When 1 bought the flrat land on
which the Adirondack Cottage sanato
rium is built, I paid $26 an acre for It,
but the price waa then thought ab
surdly high. My last purchase of Qvo
acres cost me $6,000. To my knowl
edge, there has never been an employe
who enmo to the sanatorium In sound
health who developed tuberculosis
while there; and a sanatorium can no
more endanger the health of the neigh
borhood In which It is built, even If
tho residences are at Its very gates,
than it could If It were placed on top
of a high mountain miles away from
habitation."
In Demand.
A Louisville man tells of an Incident
during the session* hold In his city of
a Sunday school convention with dele
gates from all the states. In answer
to the roll-call of the statas reports
were verbally given by the various
stale chairmen. When Texas was
called a big man stepped Into the aisle
and In stentorian tones exclaimed:
We represent the Imperial state of
Texas. The first white woman born
in Texas Is still living—she has now
a population of over three million.’'
Whereupon rf voice from the gallery
erb d out In clarion tones: "Bend that
woman to Idaho—we need her.”
Red ('rnnn Hall Blue makes the laundress
hnjipy, make* clothes whiter than snow.
All good grocer*. Axlv.
The young man who has been Jilted
thinks that all the trouble In the
world wears petticoats.
Or Peer/ a Verm I fugs “Desd STiot” kills
• no eipsls Worms la * rf t«v hours.
It’s better to offend some paople
than to oblige them.
Amazing Case.
”1b them anything speciul In the
case?’’ asked the reporter of the bank
president whose cashier had stolen
$17.
“Yes,’' mused the president, “you
may say that we did not trust him
Implicitly.'’
IF YOU’RE GROUCHY
It is likely Hint your liver needs stir*
ring up. Wright's Indian Vegetablo
Pills will set you right quickly. Adv.
The Difference.
A man whose income is $KOO n year
or over is entitled to be called a gen
tlemnn In ICnglund. A man who earns
that much is entitled to be called a
gentleman In America.
fouit own mtromsT lvtu. tki.i. von
ry Mur l no Kyi> It.'itii-iljr for lli*d, Wink, Watery
Myck and (Iriintila'rri K?«lld»: No Smarting—
Iu»t My«* Comfort. Wrltn for Hook of l|ir Ky#
it mail k’rvc. M irim* K*<> lU'iiicdr Co., Chlrugai.
Fifteen hundred persons are killed
and fi.000 are annually injured as a
result of fires 1 it the United States.
Throw away the
washboard. Use RUB
NO-MORE CARBO NAP
THA SOAP. Save your
back—save your tem
per—save your clothes
—make washday play
day. “Carbo” kills
germs. “Naptha”
cleans. Watch results.
RUB-NO-MORE.
CARBO NAPT11 \
SOAP In harmless to
f the finest fahrlo
nnrl makes your
wash sweet and
sanitary. It doe*
not need hot water*
Carbo Dinirifeclo
rub-no.morp:
Carbo Naptha Soap
Five Cents—
Nnptha Clean*
RIJB-NO-MORR
Washing Pow der
/l// Grocers
The Rub-No-More Co., Fl. Wayne, Ini
FREE COURSE OF TRAIN
ING FOR PUPIL NURSES
Fo»<'on«K-l<>nti<HiR, well «arin'*at4Nl yotiDpr womr-n
• t < tty Cl«-/r»b»n<1, Ohio. I'n.ir ml
TMtotf of eiirwle'iee ; ii*w N'arteh' Horio' hooei
I to t«W oeenpM: Itr oxt < oritH/lonn DlMn^rt
I BnJMInjf In the- s*. i« : < hilitrrn* W.ir.l nod «»■
t*i nlty I ie-|-nr< rr < r t, I !0 morit lily nltown nrn from
j tt#H (if hefeplaiiei N'hXl I'lana forni’il Ort. I*t
^Ipl/ to Himh Kreiiorika K. Oaiaer, Prfnripkl,
PATENTS
m Oort I . t olrmn I.,
ln^toir,IX, Hook*tr«w. it.g.v
art mi:«ouM, li*« tmmtu
W. N. U., CINCINNATI, NO. 34--1914.
W/MCff£3T£R
“Rejjeater” Smokeless Shells.
If you want a good low-priced Smokeless powder “load,"
Winchester Factory Loaded “Repeater" Shells will
surely suit you. They aro loaded with the standard
brands of powder and shot, good wadding and with that
same care and precision which have made the Win
chester “Leader" the most popular and satisfactory
high-grade shell upon the market. Some shooters insist
that Winchester “Repeaters" are better than other
makers highest grade shells. A trial will tell the tale.
Don t forget the name : Winchester “ Repeater,"
THE YELLOW SHELL WITH THE CORRUGATED HEAD.