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ORATE BROS. JtoreTtoiMatoUjleWort|ll|l|j ! OPPORTUNITY AWAITS YOU FOR | SOMETHING TO EAT j You cannot eat better or feel better afterwards fc than by using our special brands of groceries— 1 those groceries that appeal to the stomach — > that are exceptionally wholesome and easily \ digested—that leave no ill after effects. | Bank Building, (quick deliveryi Ceredo, W. Va. \ STOMACH TROUBLE FOR FIVE YEARS JMajority of Friends Thought Mr. Hughes Would Die, But One Helped Him to Recovery. Pomeroyton, Ky.—In Interesting ad vices from this place, Mr. A. J. Hughes writes as follows: “I was down with stomach trouble for five (5) years, and vrould have sick headache so bad, at limes, that 1 thought surely I would die. 1 tried different treatments, but they <did not seem to do me any good. I got so bad, I could not eat or sleep, l»jid all my friends, except one, thought I •would die. He advised me to try jThedford's Black-Draught, and quit taking other medicines. I decided to take his advice, although I did not have any confidence in it I have now been taking Black-Draught for three months, and it has cured me— haven't had those awful sick headaches since I began using it I am so thankful for what Black Draught has done for me." Thedford’s Black-Draught has been found a very valuable medicine for de rangements of the stomach and liver. It is composed of pure, vegetable herbs, contains no dangerous ingredients, and acts gently, yet surely. It can be freely used by young and old, and should bs kept in every family chest. Get a package today. Only a quarter. 141 A Bell Telephone for Every Railroad Man Every railroad man should have a Bell telephone In hi* home. V Railroad men know how important it is to be ©n time. The Bell telephone keeps you on time. Bell telephone service will put you in instant touch with any department of the railroad com pany. It is the new callboy. You don’t have to go down to the front door to get the message. You get the message direct from headquarters. When you telethons—smiU. THE CHESAPEAKE AND POTOMAC TELEPHONE COMPANY H. K. ROBERTS, Diatria Manafw T«L 9000 422 10th Street, Huntington, W. VALUABLE FARM FDR SALE, farm Contain* 60 ft ore* Near Ge redo and Kenova--Will Consid er Trade lor Kenova Propenu. The above land is a part of the farm belonging to the late .Joe Ply* mate and the land is productive. It •contain* a log hou-e, yood cistern, jfruit and necessary improvement* find i* only about three mile* south of Orcdo and Kenova. If mild at once *1200 will buy it. Will con sider trade for Kenova property. For further particulars call on or write T. T. McHougal, Ceredo. W. Va. tf. UHten. We do not know of any one who K more independent these time* ibap the farmer. Have you Keno «?a property you desire to exchange for a farm near town? If so, -ee 'Y• T.McDougal, Ceredo, W.Va. tf There are men and women in ‘"Free America” who woold be prouder to riuim lineal descent from any ricketty kwiif. aye, even with the bar Minister, than leu descendant of onr conn try’s hrav. patriots, who were otherwise wrthout worldly ^lory. ——--- ■■ ... N w NEW RULES FOR PARTY GOVERNMENT In This State Under Re cently Unacted Pri mary Laws. State, di-triet and county executive committees to be chosen iu state wide primary. Slate committers to consist of two members from each senatorial dis trict. Stite committee to appoint three additional committeemen at large. Appointive and elective office holders inel.gible to serve on state, congressional, judicial, senatorial, county or municipal committees. National committeemen to be elected by state executive committee unit ss contrary to rules of national committee. Vacancies on national committee to be tilled by state executive com mittee. Vacancies on state executive com mittee to be tilled by same commit tee. Vacanc;es on congressional, judi cial, senatorial or county executive committees to be tilled by county executive committee where such va cancies exist. Congressional, senatorial and ju dicial committee to be composed of two members fri m each magiste rial district. Cities of more than 10,000 popu lation get one additional member of county executive committee. Committees elected in primary empowi red to appoint central or campaign committees. Committees elected in statewide primary to serve for a term of four years. Constipation Causes Most Ills. Accumulated waste in your thirty feet of bowels causes absorption of poisons, tends to produce fever, upsets digestion. You belc h gas feel study, irritable, al most cranky. It isn't you—it’s your con dition. El-innate this poisonous waste by taking one or two of Dr. King’s New Life Pills tonight Enjoy a full, free bowel movement in the morning—you feel so grateful. Get an original bottle, j containing 3*i pills, from your druggist today for 25c. adv. Queens Ridge. The infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Janies Jooch died at Logan, this state, and was buried at Queens Kidge cemetery last Thursday. The funeral services were conducted by Andrew I’erry and Abe Tomblin. Quite a good-sized crowd listened to an interes ing sermon preached by John Gartner last Sunday at the Queens Kidge cemetery. Old Unolo App Maynard had his dwelling destroyed by fire recently, together with almost all bis house hold goods, lie is a good nuighbor and his many friends are sorry that this bad luck lias overtaken him. The infant babe of Mr. and Mrs, Cani Maynard, has been quite sick, but we are are glad to state is some better. Misses Janie Balleogee, Dicy Maynard, Mary Queen and Sadie Pack visited Frank Queen’s singing school at the Spry school house Sun. day. Mrs. L F. Copley has been very sick for some time and does not im prove. App. Queen teaches a splendid | school. Mrs. Helen V'ance is visiting her mother Mrs, Spence. Lewellen linger, who has been visiting Ins sister, Mrs. Kell Queen, 1 -tarted on his long journey to the Philippines Ibis morning. His many friends here were sorry to see bun leave, not knowing whether they would ever see him again. Mrs. Nancy Ramey, who has l ee i quite sick, is some belter. We are glad to know that Mrs. |5. H. Copley f who was billon by a snake, is still improving. Aug. 18. (iooD lint, Deapondenoii Due to Indigestion. '‘About thr%*- months ago when I was sotfering from indigestion whirh r .used headache and dizzy spells and made me I feel tir<d and despondent. I h<-gan tak ing Chamberlain's Tablets,” writes Mrs, (»eo. Mon. Macedon. X. Y. "This medicine proved to he tlm very thing I needed, as one day’s treatment relieved me greatly. I ased two bottles of Chamberlain's Tablets and they rid me of this trouble," Obtainable everv* where. adv. For Sole. Corner lot on I’oplar and 13th "♦r -etp, K<*nova, known as poplao ( tory lot. Has a deep dry well j I Fell on good time with small pay i menta. Pric* $3o(). Inquire of I J proprietor of this paper. FOR HEALTH. A long tramp In the woods after breakfast.” MISTAKEN. r-—■ 1 ■ » Farmer—Where did you get that hat? It looks like one of mine. Tramp Why I got it off the most lovable, kindhearted and good-na tured lady I ever met. Farmer—That's all right. 1 thought my wife gave it to you. SMOKELESS. “A can of baking powder, please, If you have some on hand.* "What brand?" "Er—well,” said Mrs, Bryde. “I’ll try the smokeless brand.” HARD TO SUIT. Mr*. Groom—Oh. John* Those help agency people have sent me a foreigner. Mr Groom—Well? Mr*. Groom Hut I rrdered a do mestic. ROOM OALORK. Mr. Mnrer—In yorr flr*t flat v©ry roomy? Mr*. Heritor--Well, ye*. W« hnvo •l*ht room* on the nj.ao* that ahouitl *>• ooouptod by only on©, OUR BOYS 1 and GIRLS j j. rviru/M. rvfco+rv* rv* THE STORY OF JIMMY RABBIT. Jimmy Rabbit had a brand new suit. It was red, with gold buttons and a white sailor collar; a truly beauti ful garment. Hie mother had made it for him, and when he put it on for the first time she was even more proud of it than he was; and that is saying a good deal, for Jimmy was so proud that he kept running to the mirror to admire it every five minutes and he almost forgot to start for school. They got him ofT at last, and his mother and sister Susie stood at the window to wavs him goodby. Jimmy hopped and skipped and danced along the way, swinging his school books at the end of the strap and singing as he went. The road to school led through a v-ark forest which was the home of a great eagle, but as it was broad daylight Jimmy was not afraid, but kept on hopping and skipping and swinging his school books, but just as he came near the tree where the eagle's nest was he gave Buch a par ticularly violent hop and skip and swung his school books with so much •nergy that they broke from his grasp and went Hying up into the air—up and up until they landed right in the eagle's nest. Jimmy was much dismayed when he saw what had happened to his school books, but as he knew’ it was no use going to school without them he set about climbing the tree to get them back. He climbed carefully so as not to hurt his new suit, so it was rather slow progress, but at last he reached the edge of the nest and look ed over. There were the books all safe and sound, tmt underneath them, crushed to a shapeless mass, was the eagle's very favorite egg. Now, of course, Jimmy didn’t know that it was the eagle’s very favorite egg, s*) he wrasn’t so sorry, and he was Just about to pick up ills books and climb down the tree again, when he heard a tremendous flutter of wings and the angry voice of the eagle shrieking. ’’Oh. you naughty, naughty Jimmy Rabbit! You’ve broken my very favorite egg,” and before Jimmy had time to apologize politely the eagle swooped down from the treetop and, seizing him in one claw and the school books in the other, it mounted ugain into the air and flew away over the forest. Jimmy was so frightened that the brass buttons on his new suit rattled with his shiverings. At last the eagle swooped down from the heights and put down Jimmy and ti»e school books on a tiny little island In the midst of the boundless sea; “There, now,” It said* crossly, “I’ve put you in a place where you won't smash my eggs again!” Jimmy was much distressed when he found where he was, for if the eagle left him he did not know how he would ever be able to get hack again, and he feared that if he ever did man age to get off he would be late for school, a thing which had not happen ed to him for a whole year, so he ap proached the eagle, which was rest ing on a rock, before setting out on his homeward flight and endeavored to soften its hard heart, but the eagle wouldn't soften a bit, and only re plied, "Go away and don’t bother me!” to everything that Jimmy said till Jimmy was in despair. At last he cried: "Oh, eagle! if you'll take me home again I’ll give you six of my new brass buttons.” "What do I want with brass but ons?" asked the eagle. "Why," explained Jimmy, "you can string them on my school hook strap -III give you that, too— and wear them as a necklace.” At this the eagle opened first one eye, and then the other; he had kept them obstinately dosed up to this time, and said: "Oh, all right; hop on my hack.” and in a second Jimmy found himself again sailing through the air. The eagle was now In an amiable frame of mind, and at Jimmy's re quest he carried him directly to the school door. Just as the bell was ringing. Then Jimmy gave him the buttons and the school book strap, and the eagle flew away with them, well pleased. When Jimmy came home that afternoon his mother was much as tonished at the disappearance of six of his buttons; at first she thought It careless of him to lose six In one day, but when he explained that he had given them to the eagle she felt better about It. and sewpd on six new ones for him, but she told him In the future to be careful about swinging his books, for eagles were not always good tempered, and if lie were to break the eagle's eggs again It might not he appeased even with new hraas buttons Elizabeth ('. Webb. Kind friend," whined a beggar, "T tu trying to get to Glassgow, and I’ve got the price of a ticket all but Sixpence. Will you help me out?” "No, hut f can give you some ex cellent advice," replied the gentleman he add ret- ed "Take the train to within a sixpenny fare of (Jluagow | Md then walk,.7—Tit-Jilts. The Churches CERFOO CHURCHES. Methodist Episcopal. KKV W. M. FALLEN, PASTOR. Sunday School at 9:30 a. m. Preaching at 7:30 p. m. Prayer meeting Wednesday at it 7:30 p. m. Epworth League at 6:30 p. m. Everybody is welcome. Baptist. REV. B S. AKERS. PASTOR. Preaching at 3 p. m. on the first Sunday and at 11 a. in aud 7:30 p. m. on the fourth Sunday in each month. Sunday svbool at 9:30 &. m. Prayer meeting every Thurs day evening at 7:30 p. in. Teach era’ meeting every Friday evening* Congregational Church. REV. H. M. WILLIS, PASTOR. Suudav School, 9:30. a. m. Preaching Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. L nion I'eachers’ Training class M onday at 7:15 p. m. Christian Endeavor meets every Wednesday at 7:30 p. m. The Ladies’ Bible class and the Albert Bowers Bible class, organiz ed, and for men, meets every Sun day at 9:30 a. in. Come and enjoy two of the best and busiest classes in town. We are awake and doing things. KENOVA CHURCHES. Methodist episcopal. RKV. WM. FALLEN, PASTOR. Sunday School at 10 a. ui. Preaching at 11 a. m. Prayer meeting Thursday at 7:30 j. in. Everybody welcome. Presbyterian. RKV. J. It. WALLER, PASTOR. Sunday School 9:45 a. m., F. E. Way, superintendent; Preaching 11 i. m., ind 7 :30 p. m., by the pas tor; Young People’s Christian En deavor Sunday evening,6:45 o’clock; ,>raycr meeting Wednesday evening, i :30. - t Baptist. REV. It. K. AKE1JS, PASTOR. Regular meetings, first and third Sunday of each month at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m.; Sunday Sehool 9:45 a, m., every Sunday, W. L. Clardy. superintendent; prayer meeting ev ery Wednesday evening at 7 o’clock; Baptist Young People's union meet ing Friday evening at 8 o’clock. Westmoreland Church of Christ J. R. GLENN, PASTOR. Bible School 10 a. m. Communion 11:15 a. m. Junior C. E., 6:30 p. m. Senior C. K. 7:15 p. m. Worship and sermon, 8 p. m. Prayer tweeting Wednesday at 8 p. m. Abbott’s Cliape], Church of Christ. .1. R. GLKNX, I'ASTOR. bible School, 1:30 p. m. Prayer meeting every Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p. m. Preaching on the second and fourth Sundays of the month at 3 p. ra. # Public cordially invited. Is Sickness a Sin? If not, it’s wicked to neglect illness and means of relief. It’s wicked to en dure liver ills, headache, indigestion, constipation, when one dose of Po-Do Lax gives relief. PoDo-Lex is Podo phyllin ( May Apple) without the gripe, It arouses the liver, increr s the flow of hile—nature’s antiseptic in the bowels. Youroonstipation and other ills disap pear overnight ’oecause Pc-Do Lax has helped nature to remove the cause. Get a bottle from your druggist balay. Get rid of your constipation overnight, adv Creating Criminals. The way onr courts are being conducted at present is creating criminals by the score. It seems that if a man has a little money at.d a good standing in society he is in a measure immune trom the laws of our land. There are many laws on the statne books that ars so full of loopholes and technic points it is impossible to oonviot the guilt or let the lunocent go free without groat cost.—Ex Every investor should have a ward. A ward's estate is a great convenience in unloading finan cal indiscretions.