Volcano Lubricator. NEW TIME TABLE. SCHEDULE of the L. F. A S. H. Railroad. On anil after Moniltv. May i6. 1S73, trains ?will leave and arrive as follows: >?0 2 South, leave Vo!c mo 7:40 a m '? j ?? ?? " 10:40 1 in " ^ ?? " ;:o-n p m "5 " " " 1'-5? P m No i South, arrive at Junction. . S:^o a in " j ?? " ?? ii:jo a in " ^ -4 '? " 3:40 p in " 5 " " . " 5:30 P ?? Xo 2 North, leave Junction b.40 a in " 1 ?? " " 11 :4o a m "4 " " " 3:3? P "* "5 4i " 5:5? P m No 1 North, arrive at Volcano 9:.-o a 111 " j " ?* " Ii;30 p in * 4 " " " 4:10 p m " S " " " 6:30 p m IV. C. Stilfs. Jk. Prcs't. LOCAL ITEMS. ? Brother H viand will preach at the Episcopal Church on Friday evening. ? Rev. Wavnian returned safely fro u camp meeting at Moundsville, last week, and preached to a crowded house of eager listeners on Sunday. ? Our mail connections are not iust as regular as they might be. What is the matter with the Baltimore and Ohio affair that thev don't run more regular. ? Love Roach is dead. He died of typhoid fever, at the house of Mr. Margin, on Monday morning, at half past seven o'clock. ? The Biggest nuisance to travelers who want to go east from here, is the fact that they must lav over at Grafton a half day, or go to Pai icersburg and gel a tra:n that don't stop where you v\ant to. The Baltimore and Ohio railroad is a big thing, and they know how to keep hotels and swindle the traveling public. ? Albert Ball, a gentleman of varied travel, and who has had some experi ence in mining, entertained us with some ol his vicissitudes in the far west on Friday evening of last week. Noth ing pleases us more than the acquaint ance of the industrious; it is through them that we reach to a better under standing of the wants of the people. Call again sir. ? Friend Stockdale is again with us of Volcano, looking as grafcious as a five-twenty bond to a poor cuss with out 2 copper. He has been out upon ins farm, recently purchased in Ohio, to which point we learn he has hfe moved his family. Can i Professor Stockdale be induced by the managers of the Wood county Fair to tell us what he "knows about farming." ? To Nathan Tanner, and Nicholas Elsey, of Salt Lick, Preston county, we are under lasting obligations, and hope by developments which are to be made in their county, that they may he nmotig the most fortunate. To Mr. Tanner we are indebted lor many of those kindly hospitalities which mo ney can never pay lor or memory eradicate Long live and prosper you and yours, gentlemen. ? We are pleased to acknowledge a Call at our office, of F. V. N. Paint er, a gentleman from West Union. Preston county, this btate, and who was on his way to Roanoke College, \ ir ginia, where he hopes to graduate in Juiie uext. Success, and all honors of that noble institution, attend you, sir. We shall be pleased to see you as often as you can make it convenient to call upon us. ? We learn that "brother"' Frank Wilson, son-in-law to Coon Gains, and a late operator in sheaf-Oats that did not belong to him, arid who was walking around here ornamented by a paii of mounted bracelets', which were securely attached to his little inolTen sive paws, did not like a passing notice given him in the last Lubricator , and threatens to *'bust" us. Anytime, Frankev, during oilice hours, will do. ? A young man by the name of \\ iitiam Burroughs, who has been working in the 'oil region for the pa< two or three \ears, was detected one day last week in trying to pass two checks, which he had forged, one calling lor $107 :>nu the other lor $"jO. The sig nature forged was that of Colonel Van Bukey. lie was arrested at the instance of the latter named gentleman and i? now in the Parkersburg jail. ? -James Ridge, the operator and tank builder, seems to be the busiest man in all this region, and is making money fast enough to satisfy the most grasping for wealth. Well, fortune sits easy upon the shoulders of our friend, and we do not envy him, i?r the tickle goddess was wooed and won in the good old way, by honesty, toil and perseverance. liut, about that other matter, Jim; why don't you aou'ole harness? Tim driving single ever these hids isn't quite the thing. We would not urge thee out ol thy ways.old boy, but then, we'd like to see another soul made happy. ? The tneml>ers ol the White Oak Socials are requested to meet at their lodge rooms, on the evening of the ioth of September, at half past seven o'clock. Business of great importance to the salvation of the heathen will be in order. Bring your pocket books, and come in icguliu. Gibson will go to George Nicholas' and steal the necessary amount of chalk ? a match ga.ne on hand. ? We learn that the mite society of | the Episcopal Church; which met at the house of Mrs. Jno. Tomlinsons, on Wednesday evening was a very pleas ant affair, and passed oil" to the great bntertair.mcnt of all present, besides letting a goodly little sum for the ben efit of the church named. Let us hope that these occasions for the gathering of our people may be often. Social j intercourse and exchange of thought mellows and softens the asperities of life, besides adding to the fold of ciir friends. ? We ark under many obligations to Mr. Baker, Mr. Shak'ey, and an other gentleman, whose name has slipped from our memory, for kindness shown us at Laurel Junction, where it was our misfortune to be cSn one of the late trams. The night was so very dark that we should have been com pelled to have laid in the depot, all night, but for their kindness in loaning us a lantern, who was a stranger to them. Again we thank you, gentle men, and will reciprocate upon first occasion. ? Mrs. Patrick Duffy is in trouble, and appears before the Esquire for re lief. Her husband, Patrick Duffy, it seems is blowing hot and cold with an other woman named Hyne, whose character for chastity is not without question. For shame on you, Patrick! Stand by the woman ol your choice ? thfc woman whom you promised God dhci man to love, honor and protect. Vbu owe thdt much to her, to society, to yourself, and to God , as you wish for the mercy of" heaven when you most need it. Let us hear no more of this, or we will mike it so hot ft??* you and your harlot that you will be fain to cry quits. ? Wellington Backus, severely injured a few days since by being thrown from his horse in an attempt to back it, we ire glad to see, is aijain in the saddk, moving about with his usual urbanity of soul, smiling good will and good vish alike lipon thb godly and ungod ly. He is; lo-day, one of our most quiet, vet niost successful operators. The time was; we are told, when suc cess and disaster hung even in the balance with him. with the chances in fiivor of the latter; but by steady per sevbrence, an uncompromising faith in West Virginia territory, and his owh exertions, he weathered the stbrm and captured success. The good gods never opened their storehouse to one more worthy, and we trust he may long live to enjoy the bounty of His toil. ? OUr people sire greatly indebted to the enterprise of the Misses Devore in establishing; for the greater conve nience of the public, a first class mil linery store in Volcano, where head dresses, hats, bonnets; laces, and all the paraphernalia like'y to captivate the hearts of mankind; can be had at the most reasonable prices. We are not familiar with the names of the tackle worn by the ladies, or we would go on and enumerate. Suffice it to say, that the community are greatly indebted to the ladies in question lor saving them the necessity of a trip to Parkcrsburg every time thev hap pened io want anything desirable in the millinery line. We hope, as they so well deserve, the ladies will meet with every encouragement. ? On Sunday last, during the morn ing service at the Episcopal Church, Rev. Tompkins* the beloved and good pastor, was taken suddenly ill, and it was thought for a tlmfe b'y a portioh I of the congregation that the conse quences might be of a serious nature. The worthy gentleman, however, soon recovered trom the shock, and con ciousness resumed her sway. Further services for the day .vere ignored. We learn that Mr. Tompkins is so tar re covered now, as to be about again, and, unless turther sickness Overtakes him, services will be held on Sunday next, as usual, ahd at the usual hours. We do love this good old christian gentleman, and pray that lit may be spared to do his holy mission these many years to come. His taking from our midst would create a vacan cy which all must deplore, from among the kindly faces that it is a pleasure td meet. To know him is an honor? to J converse with and confide in him a j comfort and a rare pleasure, lie is lone ot those of whom the immortal I , Shakspcare sang when spcakir.g of his! j beloved Brutus. ? "llis l:tc was gentle, ami the elements , So mixed in mm that .Nature might stand up I Aiitl say to all the world, t..is wa-> a man." ? One evening, week before last, j Benjamin, sweet Ben. Nutter, who re joices in the bosom of another man's I wife, (Mrs. Mart King by name.) thought he would have a dance up at his ranch, on the romantic and pic turesque banks of Gale's Fork. Why j not? Benny, boy, wanted to raise the wind, as well as shake his heels to the J delightful music of "When last I saw my Meg, She was taking of a tri|> in a government | i ship. Ten thousand miles away." Or, perhaps, who will question, Ben ny was on the melancholy, or the se rious. and would tune his harp and his | legs to "Three old crows sat out upon a tree; They were black as crows could be. One old crow says unto his mate. What shall we do for something to ate." ( >r, to be more cheery, why should not | Benny invite his friends from the jun gles, and trip the light fantastic toe I with the Dulcena del Toboso of his heart, and who eats his cabbage, to the | dulcet melody of "Will you meet me to-night at thi: gate, love, | Will you meet me to-nignt at the gate ?" Ben's resolution was taken, itnd after securing a cash capital of sixty-two and one-half cents, a gallon of the best Parkersburg whiskey was sent for, a fiddler and a Parson invited, and al! things were lovely. Beni; in imagination, at least, saw the twenty five cent shinplasters parsing down into | the depths of his black pants, new conquests among the fair bushwhack ers, and more whiskey; while his part ner in infamy and sin, Madame Mart. King dreamed of new calico, new hose, | flaming ribbons and a set ofcheap jew elry. The eventful night came. The moon was banked in the east. Heav en's vault, save here and there, was set in stars, with a ground of deep est blue; while in the far off west, robing the horizon in sweetest raiment, were clouds of golden sheen touched by the gorgeous hues of the departing sun; all nature breathed incense fra- 1 grant to the soul. The little brook passing the enchanting cabin of Ben caught up the inspiration ot the night, | and whispered tales of love and chast ity to its vine-clad shores and nestling nookr,; the woods murmured low, and the stars sang sweet to the listening | earth. Listen! What hear you? A footstep. A dusky form emerges like the shadow of the Wandering Jew. from the brush. 'Tis the fiddler. 'Tis! Tis! 'Tis! ? John Titus. He opens the fascinating box, rurit his dirty firigers acl-oss the cat-gut, hfe screws her lip to his ear, sounds her: ? 'That strain again; it had a dying lull; O, it carat* o'er my car like the sweet breath That breathes upon a bank ol' violets, Stealing and giving odor." The sweet strains have scarce sang back their last echo to the wondering soul, before three more actors in the orgies ol" the night hand in their cards arid are admitted tb the dress circle. Who are they? Their faces are not entirely strangers to us. " Why, bless me, how do you do?" falls l'rom the lips of Madame King, alias Mrs. Ben. Nutter. The strangers to the reader are Ike Mclntire, his wife and sister in-law; the latter a poor, unfor tunate young lady who ha* lost the usfc of her limbs, but makes up for this de ficiency by the serenity ol her counte nance, and the unceasing flow of her tongue. They are all amiable and gentle and sweet, this branch of the Mclntire family. What; ho! Who is this that again darkens the threshold of mirth and adds one more to the number of the gay and festive throng assembled under the palatial roof of Benny's cabin, to do homage to beauty and loveliness ? ,11a, ha, this is the Parson. With >\Vat a throbbing bo som he contemplates the scene before him; with what rapture his meek and gentle blue eyes drink in the voluptu ousness of Madame King andflie ra diance of the Mclntire family. The Parson, as Mclntire had don|fbel"ore him, paid in his quarter at the door, and it being now at the witching hour of eleven, and no more guests arriving lroin the bush, the fiddle is ordered to play, the dance begins and the Parson, Mrs. King, Mrs! Mclntire an 1 Benny bov*, are inextricably lost in the giddy maze of a Fiench Four, and the last seen of them, they were going it oet. It must not be understood that the Parson, alluded to, was one of our most worthy divines ? God forbid, lie is ol another persuasion entirely. Fi nancially. Ben was disappointed. The party was not a success in numbers, and Ben was out of pocket twelve and one half cenls less trie original cost of the whiskey, and the whiskey was gone "where the woodbine twiiieth." Ilow we sympathize with that model of vir tue and morality ? Mrs. Mart King! Alas, poor Ben! Oh yc Gods, that do afllict and humiliate mankind, this is too much. \Ve pray you look down with coul O'er which ms melancholy sits 011 brood. ? William Bryson, a man living and keep'ng a store a*. Wolf's Summit, on the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad, and a man name.! Henry llogue, got into an altercation on Thursday of last week. Not being able to come to a peaceable understanding, they resorted to brute force. In a short, sharp and decisive action, llogue got the better of his an tagonist, having him down. Bryson promised, if llogub would let him up, that He would in future conduct him- j self properly toward his adversary, and declared himself thoroughly sat isfied. lie was let up, but instead of keeping his word; he turned to and badly marred the beauty of Ilogue's benign countenance, nearly gouging out one of his eyes. This man Bryson is, we believe, fifty or sixty years of age, and is> "keeping" a harlot by the name of Susan P. Faulkner, at the house of William Shires, whose name figures in another part of this paper. Mr. Shires may not know the charac- j ter of this woman, hut if he does not he is the most gullible individual we have heard of lately. Bryson should be treated to a cold water bath, if nothing more, for presuming to carry lorward the trade of his nature pimping ? in this section of country. In connection with this matter, we wish to say that we believe in calling things by their right names; it is the only way in which we can bring to sham6 and whip the scoundrels who lay themselves liable to the lash of public scorn and contempt. We hold in derision that man or woman who will mince facts under a sense of false modesty, and hope our readers will bear ih mind when they hear us call ing such characters as Bryson, a pimp, and Susan, a harlot, that they are such, and that we mean the plain Eng lish of it. ? We notice by the Wirt County Mentor that a company of gentlemen from New York and Philadelphia, have filed papers of incorporation in the County Clerk's office of that coun ty, for the building of a railroad from Highland county, in Virginia, to Pn kersburg on the Ohio river, to be called the Shenandoah and Ohio River Railroad. We hope this enterprise wi'l not be allowed to stop until it is an established fact. It will open up large deposits of mineral, and to the ge leral prosperity and wealth ol tHe Stale. Aside from the immense beds of ore which are found deposited in Randolph and Highland counties, and in fact through all that section ol country, there is somS of the finest forests of timber, made up of poplar, walnut, oak and pine, which is to be found anywhere in the States. Be- j sides this, such a road would furnish! an adtlHonal motive for developing the oil lands in the vicinity of Burning Springs, as by that means a sure and certain outlet would be furnished the operators other man the uncertain navigation of the Little Kanawha riv er. The road when finished, must be, from the very nature of things, an un doubted financial sticL'ess. Will Par kersburg reach out j friendly hand to this new feeder ot her industty and commerce? Material aid, and not doubtful promises, will be wanted. ? We are sorry to see a disposition upon the part of our operators to cut down the wages of their employees. We learn that a reduction of half a dollar on a day's work has been made, and, in several instances, as high as seventy -live cents. Here, where the cost of putting down a well is only about twenty-live hundred dollars ? say three thousand ? two and a hu.f and three dollais is paid per day for drilling. In Pennsylvania, where a well costs nine thousand doliuis, tour dollars per day is paid lor drilling. The average price o'" West Virginia oil, taking the light and heavy to gether, is double that of Pennsylvania, or nearly so. In Pennsylvania they run their pumping wells night and day, and t.ifcir men rarely have more ?hai: two wells, seldom more than one, to demand their attention, while they get for their labor two and a half and three dollars per day. In West Vir ginia men are required to run all the the way iroin two to nine welis, for from one dollar and openly-live cents to two dollars per day. The cust ol j living in Pennsylvania is less, il any ? tliii'g, tliaii iii V irginia. li our opera ' tors cannot all'orU to keep dp the old I standard of labor at the present low | prices of oil, we hope they will not | foigel to advance ?vhat they have re duced, with the advance of oil. With ! board at six dollars 4>er week, washing j al fifteen cents per piece, coaisc bouts I seven oollars per pair, besides other 'necessary incident.! expense.-, which ' we all Have and must meet, a young man with good health, should lie li\e to be a hundred, .villi steady employ ; meut and no calico to buy, might pos sibly lay up enough to pay lor a Collin, but we uoubi it. '1 his is not right, and the thing should be changed a little by common consent. ? What are the friends of the free pipe line law doing toward bringing tiiiit matter up before the adjourned session of the Legislature, which meets at Charleston next month? It is high lime that oil men were oigani/.ing and preparing to meet the issue in all its bearing. Let Senator Scott, of Ritch ie, have not the whining and contempt ible plea that he urged, flftfcr the ad journment of the last session, that he did not know there was a free pipe bill j before the Senate. Be prepared to fail Charley Caldwell, of Wirt, to the cross, and placard iiiin as an imbeciie. unfitted for the position which a de ceivcd and outraged constituency as signed him. lie should be made an example and a warning to hair-brained politicians and bulToons in thfc future. Why. we consider the scoundrels en gaged in the Credit Mobllier opera lion, respectable in comparison with this scab upon the body politic. There is another wily fellow we wot oi, lohnson by name, whom the oil men will lind a cunning and unscrupulous adwrsary, and the more dangerous from the fact that his early education, to respect truth and veracity, was sad ly n?*glecd, if not entirely omitted. We | trust this is his last appearance within the arena of public affairs, and that politically he is effectually corraled, ? hain-sirung. Brother Church, we hope, is not unmindful of our love of him; and then, that other fellow, of the S/n/c yo/irutil, whose name is a bv-vford and reproach among honest men; will bear in mind that he will be met at the State Capitol by men who know their rights, and who will have them in c'eliancc* of the corrup tionists. Petitions should be circulat ed, and the name and influence of ev ery actual producer in the State en listed in favor of a free pipe bill, ready 10 be presented as soon as the reas sembling of the representatives ot Un people. We learn that the opposition to the measure are already in the fifcld, preparing to do their utmost to defeat the measure in whatever form it may come up. Judging the future by the 4 i-i, no stone will be left unturned, no act of fraud and villainy unperpe trated which will weigh in the balance toward perpetuating the rule of Brad ish, Church & Co., in the monopoly which they now enjoy to the detri mcnt of producers, and to the detri ment of every interest connected witii the development of our oil bearing territory. This warning may seem to some unnecessary and uncalled for; but we know the unscrupulous and un principled character of our adversa ries, and we prefer taking the bull by the horns at once and fighting to the ditch. ? J. C. Nash, the correspondent ol the Cincinnati Enquirer , is either an ignoramus or a lunatic. We were led to this conclusion by an article which appeared ih the above named paper a few days sinfce, in which he shows his astonishing knowledge of the oil pro duction of West Virginia, by asserting that it aggregated one hundred barrels J per day. Such stupidity, living as he does, within two hours' ride oi our oil J Ik-Ids, is inexcusable, and the fellow should be muzzled during the heated j crm, or sent to an insane asylum to se cure the public against his idiotic non sense. No greater wrong can be done to oil men, in a financial as ! well as a business point ol view, as to I belittle thfe production of this or that well, or this or that locality. What the producer*, as well as consumers want, ' are honest and reliable figures with regard to the real production that ex ists, and the developments that are go ing forward in producing territory, without regard to the present influence which such information may or may not have in stimulatiug or depressing tbe oil markets, if the above corres pondent intended to leave an impres sion upon the minds of readers as stu pid as himself, that West Virginia ter ritory was played out, and in fact nev er did amount to anything.be adopted the right course; but if he intended to stimulate the prices of West Virginia I oil by misrepresenting facts* Mie fig, tires ne gave were not billy false in I their conclusions, but would have a tendency to bring about exactly the i opposite result from that for which he labored. A few such babblers as this same Nash, were there no other sources ol information, would depop ulate heaven itself' in the course of a generation. Don't do the Enquirer any more, dear Nash, and we will sug I , gest to the government your appoint ment to the consulate of I "liingen, sweet Hin^cn, oil the Kliinc." J The facts are, the production of West Virginia amounts to twelve hundred barrels per day. The chances cl get ! ting oil l.ere are surer than in l'enn j sylvania, and the cost ol pu.ting down wells in this Slate does not average lover twenty-live hundred dollars, I I while ii: Pennsylvania the average; j Co-.' of the wells tlu-y are now putting ? down is upwards of eight thousand 'dollars. Aside troiri all ?itis; West Vii - ginia o;I 5s worth tnore money per bar rel in the markets of the world than that of Pennsylvania; and yet, so to speak, we have not touched our great deposits of the oleaginous fluid. ? We would be thankful to our friends, here and elsewhere, to send us the news of the neighbor hood in which they live, that may bfe of interest to the public. Uy doing so they will not only confer a great favor upon us, but add to the strength of their local paper, which is worth more in dollars to a community, if properly conducted, than the best oil well that ever Was or ever will be struck. The influence for good which a good paper wields, is beyond estimate in money; and how good it is, depends entirely upon the alacrity with which those most interested furnish its editor or manager with information, and pay their bills. It is a well demonstrated laci that editors in general can't live without their hash, more than other people. They may go it 0:1 glory for a while, but they fall into prematura graves and are soon forgotten. ? The editor of the Orthopolitan , J. Y. Hutchinson, done Us the honor of a call 011 Tuesday last. He is of sound mind upon the great questions of the day, and the Democratic party of Wood county and the State secure in him an able and efficient advocate in the advance and triumph of the principles born of that master mind of statesmen ? Thomas Jefferson. May the trials and vicissitudes generally attendant upon the publication of a county paper; be strangers to you, and may you, friend Hutchinson, enjoy in the fullest all the pleasures, 1 which are many, that a connec tion with the public press confers. We hope and believe the Democratic party of the county and State will recognize the marked ability with which the Orthopolitan is now con ducted, by extending their patronage and support, both by subscription and advertising. Money thus spent, pays ten fold the investment in the dissemi nation of knowledge to mankind. ? On Saturday evening, a week ago, David Porter appeared before his Hon or, Esquire Sargent and swore out a warrant lor the arrest of Wm. Shires and Susan P. Faulkner. The parties were accordingly arrested and bound over to appear on Monday morning for ;iiai, whereupon Shires and wife swore out a warrant for the arrest of Porter for assault and battery, lie was uound over to appear. On Monday ifiorning they all put in their appear ance, determined upon satisfaction. A harder looking or more brazen set of rogues and vagabonds than the pris oners above named, it would be hard to find outside the slums of New York. J. G. Nye appeared for the Shires family. Susan P. Faulkner, rigged in a jockey hat, trimmed with blue ribbon, striped waist and red dress, flounced a fa mode , and a but terfly breast pin, was first put upon trial. The accusation against her was for calling David Porter a son-of-a bitch and hitting him over the head wiih a club. The Court upon evidence decided that she was not fur from cor rect, as it was shown that Porter first assaulted her, and let her go. But she is a hard looking case, and has all the ear marks of a walking house of in famy ? pig-nose, iascivious mouth, iiiglvchcck bones, extended jaws, a lying tongue, low forehead and deep sunken, villainous looking eyes. Shires and his wife were the next on the docket. This Mrs. Shires' repu tation extends back over a good deal of territory ? more than we have room to give her and do her justice. She is a modern Xantippa ? a she devil on wheels, who oftentimes makes the whole neighborhood where she lives shudder by the use of her toui and ob scene ton-ue. She lias been known lo ihrash her William remorselessly. She, like Siisati, has many ol the at tiibuics of infamy, ller husband is a poor weak solution of humanity, with neither discretion, sense or courage ? a. pollv wog ? a thing ? a inumm*. They were bound over for one year in the oum of fifty dollars each to keep the peace. David Porter was also bound over to keep the peace in the sum of lifty dollars lor one year. In a former issue of ibis paper, we described Porter; and v\e have nothing luriltcr to aad than that lor lowness and meanness, the English language don't express him. The ordinary sneak and hood-' turn is a gentleman by the side of this fellow. Next. Notice. At a meeting lietd this nth clay of July 1S73, it was unanimously, Resolved That we the. Stockholders of "The New Dominion Oil Company" ol West Virginia in general meeting assembled, do hereby agree lo discon tinue the L>usru(.'ss ui .Lis organization. 11. A. belies. I'ri's. Attest I\ J. Mag ill. Secy. Philadelphia*. P.t. ju.? tun" 1S73.