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? ?wu The Wheeling Intelligencer Published by The Intelligencer Publishing Company. H. C. Ogden. General Manager. Arthur Mills, Uut|!&| Editor. ? ? ?? j TELEPHONES Editorial Booms ? No. 823 ? Business Office ? No. 822 MEMBER OK THE ASSOCIATED PRESS - The Associated Prees It exclusively entitled to the ute for republication of (A aewt credited to It or not "thor wise credited In this paper, and alto the ft tell newt published herein. All rights of republication of special dlspatchet hetein ate alto reserved. PUBLISHED RATES sen? ? * .04 __ st CU UBii zar cm <*? ?*ali I .15 On* looa'A li Jar%> roaiha 1.55 ?U aoatfca ....? 4.00 T**r 7.40 ST XA1X B. T. 9. On? month # ?" Three months 1-8? Six months 2.50 One your 5.00 Weekly, one year 1*? CTHB INTELLIGENCER, embracing its several editions. la entered In the at Wheeling. W. Va, aa second claaa mail mattar.) ... *^Q??pIalata of non-delivery of The Intelligencer will be adjusted by calling i^xoJaUon Department. Phone 822 or 821. Tuesday, June 13, 1922. ? THK ST. LAWRENCE CANAL AND OTHERS Ona of the best si|>occh'"t made so far on the subject of tha proposed St l.aw ronca canal from the Atlantic to the Great luvke?. was that delivered hv Senator William M Calder of New York Senator Calder is not in favor of the st Law rence route, and he advances some sound reasons for hi* opposition. His posi tion la strengthened by the fact that New* York docs not :ok the national trea sury for a cent toward the improvement of the port of New York City nor toward the improvement and maintenance of the barge catia! leading from N.u York to the Great lakts. New ^ork is about to spend $500.omO.?).).> for port *ni| ro\ements and H87.0Pn.OO0 for barge canal betterment. All of this benefits otlor sections of the country, but :s paid entirely by New York One of the best arguments advanced by Senator Calder is his statement of what could be done here in our own country with the $5nM.oi'>o non uhiVh we would spend t^tur share of the St. Lawrence project. In this connection, he says .n part: The average annua! expenditures of the I'nitod States for improvement of rivers and harbors during the last 20 years has been J.IO.nnft.dilii. The actual ex penditure for the maintenance and improvement of rivers and harbors ;n 1921 was 140,811.^00. With these figures in mind, the fundamental injustice of stepping across the border to spend $500,000,000 for waterways Improvements is apparent. For the amount of money that it will he necessary for us to invest in the St. Lawrence scheme, under the plan as now projected. It would be possible to finish tin* inter coms tal ocean highway along the Atlantic, construct a canal across Florida, pro vide the necessary intracoasta! development from Florida to Galveston, make necessary Improvements on the Mississippi system from N**w Orleans t>> St Louis, canalize the Illinois River, and convert the Chicago drainage canal into a practical transportation link. This series of improvements would provide practi cal w?.erways from New York to Chicago by way of the Gulf, every mile of the route being one that could be traversed by craft built to navigate, an Inland system. And when the New York to Chicago waterway had been constructed there would still be money enough available to go far toward connecting Pittsburgh to the Lakes and with the Mississippi by means of practical inland waterways. New Y'ork is ready to unite with all her sisters in this mighty galaxy >?! 'in dependent t'ommonwealths In creating this gnat scheme of Intersecting national waterways. We do not want any money from you to help finance our inland waterways We are not asking for a single dollar to pay for the tipl ?*< p ..t the barge canal. Wo gladly defray these expenses out of our own resources, and we would with equal gladness pay our share of any expense Involved in the nior* complete development of the waterways, which can be made so usefui to com merce. industry, and agriculture in this country. , Even If there were no question about the benefits to be derived tr-un the St Lawrence canal, these considerations would be sufficient to make us pause be tore expending our Io00.00b.00o. And. as Senator t'alder also points out. if we improve our routes from Chicago to the Gulf and from New York to the Great Lakes, panada will be compelled to build the St. Lawrence route to protect her own trade and transportation, so that If there is any benefit to us to be derived from Its use. we will get it without paying half the cost and wilt also have our own routes besides. In other word?, we can build canals entirely on our own territory at ,^maller cost than our share of the St. Lawrence route and they would do us more v good. Then if Panada wishes to build the St. Lawrence for herself all right.' "Her financ:al interest in that canal is estimated to be three t mes greater than ours. "Why shouiri we rob our own rivers, harbor? and canals in ..rder to help bulbl a canal partly in Canada, and which will bring thre.- dollars t,. Canada for every dollar it brings to us" As Senator Calder says, "if we huiid to meet our needs and Canada builds to meet her needs, both will develop along sound econ omic lines." There Is another point about this St. I.awr* nee project It would be jjnder the joint control of two government?. Those governments are friendly and no doubt will remain so. but there would be from tim.. t" time differences of opinion over the canal, leading to annoying and irritating red up* and contro versy. "We should keep in mind. too. that thi? St. Lawrence project Is n . ordinary enterprise from a financial standpoint. It would com four Cities as much as our Panama canal, and 10 times as much as the Sue* canal lust-ad of this, tho Slate of New York offers to give the nation n better route f-*r nothing. n> widen ing and deepening her barge canal from New I or* to the Lakes The Middle West is deeply concerned in any such rout. With facilities equal, would we prefer to send our shipments through Canadian '.r American ports.' International partnership was urged upon Roosevelt in tie building of the, Panama canal. It was urged by men of brains and influence, but Roosevelt de cided that it should be all-American. Any other canal that we construct, shou d be the same. OCCIDENTS COMPARATIVELY FEW When the number of automobiles which now throng our streets and roads J !? considered, the small number of ac cident* is really remarkable Some of the care are always dependable, and some of the drivers are skillful, but there are many machines with little i weaknesses here and there and a large number of drivers who have had only j ?light experience As e\ery driver of a motor rehicle knows. It docs not take , much of a slip or much of a defect to cause an accident. The explanation probably is. that In most of their es sential parts, virtually ail cars are pretty well made. The control of the ? Steering gear over the average ear is almost perfect, and the wheel Is easily handled. It Is probably mechanical per fection. rather than human skill or care f to which credit should be given for the ( fact that so much travel is possible :. with so few mishaps. , * JAPAN S NEW PREMIER V With the acceptance of the premier ship by Admiral Kato. It Is believed that Japan's policy, at least tn the near future, will be nntl-mllltarist. Kato accepted the pluca onls cm condition that the Washington conference agree- , mcnt be carried out both i" letter and tn spirit, and that thn army budget bo greatly reduced, in addition to a gen- . eral poliey rf military retron.-hmont. Kato apparently is a man of con-Id- i erabls wisdom. Japan does not at the present time ii'?v| a great military establishment for any legitimate pwr, pose. and for her tn maintain one would create suspicion among ot.or nations He Is said. at-o. to >.* ;n favor of promoting hotter relations between Japan and China Thlj? Is need.d rather badly, and cannot be a. vompltxhed ex cept through fair tr'atmrn' o* or a eon elderabie period of yeare. The adminis- ' tratlon of Kato may be the beginning of a new era for Japan or Is. may be only a temporary change. 00 AND SEE THIS SHOW On Thursday and Friday evenings of this week, there will he presented at the Court theatre <>ne of the most novel and entertaining productions t iai Wheeling has seen. It is called "The Womaniess Wedding." ami as the name Indicates, is enacted entirely hv men. The bride, bridesmaids, flower girls and nil the other feminine characters are taken hy men well known to Wheeling people The Womatib-ss Wedding' will he good fun. ami that is putting it mild ly It is a yhow nobody will want to miss. ' This would all be true even If "The Womaniess Wedding" were an enterprise for private gain Itut it is riot that. It is being given for the purpose of rais- . ing money v.> buy milk and ice. especi ally milk, for under-nourished children who could not get proper food other wise. It will save lives and make better and stronger men and women. So go and see "The Womaniess Wedding, and have a splendid time. Following the wedding of King Alex ander of Jugo-Slavla and I'rineess Marie of r.unnnta, all the voung folks of both countries are said to be rushing tr get married. And a few vears hence. Alex and Marie will wonder uhv they are 90 gosh dinged unpopular. Ktit Americans should remember that everyone 1 uminc to this country from Kurope is no* an ex-member of a royat family Some of them are quite re ?pe. 'able people The farmer whote < al!ou?e? w ere caused by the handles of n plo.v has a son who gets the same uav from handling a s'eering wheel The Htbl? is to b? broad- ast bj radio. | If will get to a h>t of people quicker ' that wnj than u ever tiaa before "Spooning according to Hoyle" says a headline Nope That's one job that Movie was afraid io tackle. Henry Kord .says he would he willing t> run for I'resident. Well, be d rer- j tainlv have to. What Other j Editors Say Another of the feminine phenomena which u.. always notice wttn interest about this of year Is the way a co-ed van look as if she were drinking in every word of the baccalaureate Rcrniou atid profiting greatly thereby while In point of fact her entire mentality, not j 'a mention all her hopes and fears, Is concentrated on the question whether ? ?r not she is sitting wrinkles !u her dress.?OMo Stale Journal. t'ongregeman N'eelv. aspiring for the I >emocr? Oc nomination fov senator, espouses the ' Wilson principles." which , is probablv well enough for a < and!- j 'late who lias no marked ones of hie own and would like to ride In on some i one else's shoulders.?Charleston Mall, j Hurrah for Senator Sheppaid. of Texas who has rushed to the rescue of tlie old standby, the safety pin. and | wou'd sav? tt from carrying an enor-' mous tariff burden. Everyone knows, that It tarries enough burden as It |s. . ? Minefield Telegraph. The socle t v columns, after all. are run ?>? that the men <>r the house will find out what their wives and daughters are doing It Is their onlv source of in- I formation. < "hnrleMon C.izette. Cami'.le Klammarlnn siiys that at- j though souls survive death, only the; stupid one sticK aroutvl and bother about communicating with the living. That helps to explain I'onrn l?ovle's . revelattons. [-"airmen" Times. Statement to the effect that couples will g" li to the Maine woods ' ju- t .as they came Into the world' to iive ?,.r ? !\ weeks doesn't seem to he entlrelv accurate. It looks as If thrv w-re starting kii' with less sense than they wete born with I'arkershurg News r?m.irkv the Hns'on Transerlp 'The humor of the ape Is unconscious. So Is Mr. H.i' v s." |? ?'!(. Tr.nns? r.pt Mii'lor '?ik.HK >*i\ '*I..Uii (i t her. like ?... n *" ll'int iiiKinri Her.i lil-l >1 spaU'h. Astronomers will ?.iy that M ir>- ..s '!i Mi- southeast :it ilie pie-cut lime, hu' ii?iu i|is|>a:i!ies w"uH silk iest lh.ll I lie liet'ei t.:.u ?? in J.... k ti III Ireland - IVuefleM Te"e>;inph. A current pastim-- <<f the . ..Vet. s ' 'nitf "lie t.. wiii.hi w.nether .in honor ary ije^ree ronfe;* 1111 honorary eilu.-.i tion.? Kalrmont Times. Many a man who inue'i" at lus tv..meti-fnii. t" ?r n<?t wearing \\ irm rnouKii I'loihiriK In the \v1111i : inn ! wenrs his winter rlothes ai! summer.? i Morjrantown Vow I?? tni!nii? 11. HernstorfT wants KniflanA ti. l?e Her- 1 mnny's rnflmotlier KiikIiiioI inurht reifar'l mother-In-! in a * a in >r* sir- . Ceptable rule ??'h.arlestnn Ma.i. | V n'enl ilea! of Ilie time >oiir are jniljci h> \oiir fnmili's appearances. r~ -\ The Character of a Shoe May he Read in Its Lines. Then* is sornf'lhin^ in the very appearance of M. 11. A; M. Slides llial in spires your confidence and admiration. Such ele gance and ^race could iml be housed in shoes want my in quality of workmanship and materials. Shoes t lial | leo|< tlii1 part they play and at a pleasing price is i what you fan expect here. ! ? M. H. & M. Satisfactory Shoes 1047 Main St. Wheeling L ~>\ Chilton Stunned By Neely's Entry Into Senatorial Contest , ^ By CHARLES BROOKES SMITH \\ -li ? l:June I:.' If the |:15?? - .1:1 !: ? ? rn t!ir West 1 rn.; n j.? sov er irinj have their dope on rltrht today. ? .ii. .VI M<instn !i| Xooly palled a si/.zl 111:: I v -\v< .1! In r j? ? k ?? tin Ills follow piirlj Mon.siewrs t'hiiioit and Corn .??'i. w hnMi everybody enjoyed ami 1* I'.iv ii^ a i;of>f| tiino over rx.vpt them. \ :h>- hokum is put out lure. <-ne or 1.::. of these disttnuuished Democrats t'a: ? ?! completely I" 'Riless N'eriy." 1" i!Ik sy deeply fiipros.seii tryltiK to guess ? at . a- h other They harl been playing .1 spodcs of puss-:n-cortier for the sen atonal nonuiin t ion for weeks upon I'irlis, AI piiousing ami < las toning with Mi.h iiiilor and da I ;> regularity that i.eth wi-ri reported ;<? he losing weight. .11..I laboring under what proved to he . alliii iuat on that nobody else would ? lam ll'lll in <<ii their P'dite lilCe lt!lNI,> till' 11 I he v got the hi (til playing It oUt Tin 11 tin wlu.'.i world known what l.appetii d N'eely hnutu'ed out or in. Just as \>.ii prefer ; . put it. grabbing oft \\'ils>>:i atid his League of Na tions ;i> he fared forth, and 111 a word. i|' I't.irui'.' hx itiipheatuiu that illy Detn ier.it wlii dared oppose him whose lie.od on W 1 Is.m ami the league w.i< under ?jusp eimi nf being lukewarm, .had ., 1,it 1 hams, a very tal ehatiee tirolit nil ..ml sheering stufl i of Retting more v. !. . :ri .1 Democratic primary than Ma 1 ui no '; ti e nI Matisllcbl Itiiriit ?lor. and then. according to the day's Ifssip. t *. 111 III' iS went .low II 0:1 ljo\ el II II" I'.iriiwM. and li.s senatorial ainhition was aiitoniiitieally plaeed in storage. I! tin word lore, ;tls... Ilpil the Xee.v .innouneeiiient proved the itriUl . si -lio. k and surprise Senator I'hii |..i! lie knew that Major Neely's name was np atti.neil nslona in a kindly wav. hut s. 1 were I lerln rt IT I/pa I rick's in. Tieinev's. ami other party leaders w.'oise names are always men 1..a 1 e.l in the open season for nieiition Snjt polit ie.il notables. and letting H ? .I at that, is !o Vnitue I' 1~ said here todav thai Senator Chilton, who was paying out tin- game ah-e.g the lines ??! : he-paid y-dr.t ft mp\ a plan Ife lias followed In previous campaigns, ivit - te-thitis short nl st 11 lined when 'he news o! Nel ly 's li. .idlnng plunge tin., th-- senatorial tank was broadcasted troin the Marion county metropolis, lie was I.an aide t.. re. ovr, .his pres. nee ? nmn! !n Hum to Issue a brief state ment iu-forr 1 h<- sunset Runs hemmed .t, ,t day. fleet thai lie was ser o.i-k , onsiih-ritiR Mo- matter of Weeni ng a . iimlltlate ami wotthl inuk' known ih ei - on \* it It' ii tin* next few days ?I ii '.si'i! what It will he is nil one sided .im.li vr.hi >t .11 *? politicians In Wash mctoM The\ iire.llet that he will an lloiinee h III: elt 1 eatldltlale. I! didn't take Ilowrtier I'ornwell Qlli'e so 111:1 c to annoiim e his deetstoti Two iiti'-r Nrely entered, the Hainp ..'it re eoanty snRe pro,Maimed himself ,,ut of the running f"t' any rTfiee this I'll. S. t outs plats.- of the ta'k !s all ,'ir clicc* that there wilt he :? c. litest ,,, the lle'ipe?ati ? ?' ???? for lite ?una t.ri.t! nomination. the contestant* tup for titer mnnt. r ? n Imn ami former essmaii Niely. Nor ts anybody expected to hull in to divert either from g:\ing entire attention In the or her. ACCUSED PRIEST INSANE Montreal. Que .tune 1 J. -Tjh l'resse todtv uiiotes w'lia' it describes n? an "ahsoluie .-ertaiti" source to the effeel that alienists wh'i have examined \delard Pejornie have rrariie.l a 11 nan timuis deeisi-.i, tit.it i.e is Insane, and should tft he tried for ;he murder of his half brother, Knnti'. Soiti'to.lv always has the r.-.T of a sh< "|.)?h man. . v ! H. C. OGDEN FOR [UNITED STATES SENATE PROM T1TE PRESTON REPUBLICAN l-.lsew here ::i this issue of the llepub iii'.tn will he found short sketch ?>!' the lile ;iml activities of Mr H. tOgdcti, ? ?I \\ heeling, W? >t Virginia. candidate for tin- Kopuhik'.'.n nomtnaliuii to the, lulled States Senate i .Mr. Og<]. it is a in.in of great atLalri tc nant of West Virginia anil its ,.,n teriiient of W. st Virginia a ml its con structive progress Kur mofe than a 'mart't ol a ? '-nti't y Ik- has been one "f the strongest ami most Influential Kepubli. am- in Wfst V irginia, probably having ? 1*? 11? more leading to the suc oe s of his party than an> other one man in the State. Ill has never lie fore sought public oflier. The people of West Virginia ne< i| have no fear that Mr. < igib'ti is ii-'i in pa hl?' of representing tliem most loyally ami eflicji nt ly. Ilis lei'ot-d is eleati. his life is clean: his character is clean; an I if nominated end elected. .Mi. 'laden would do hup h t" loins a erclitilhle prestige t<- West Virginia's representation in the Senate f A Constructive Thinker j Trom the Morgrantown Poet lalltor II ?" iigihn. ??! the Wheeling' Ttiteiim.-m er. In his address a: the rnur: Inoise last night, had in: audience nf unusually high Intelligence, and th'.v were era titled Willi Ins discussion of various matters of poll' y for the state and the nation. In it- imnest treat ment of many national and state prob lems. tb" ad'ltrss was refreshingly d.ffer' iit from I"" man', campaign ntter nm-cs I: contained a lot "I* construc tive thinking. I'd I he pi le who heard II will tciiieiiil" i its high points and thru them over in th"ir minds before the August primary Mr tigdeii <oiil.I not have succeeded in the newspaper world as be has sin reeled without the close ami eaioful st ud '. of. ami ' 'install contact with. public uucstiops. all "f which was faithfully mirrored in lus remarks list night t'f the many dr. bled and def'titte at titudes lie lias assumed ,,,, problem' w hich the nat Ion and the state have to solve, his hearers last nigh' placed highest ol'!mate. perhaps, on his con sideration "f the state public service ? iitnmlssioii. ;ts functions, its achieve, meats, and lis failures. Mr. tigd-m veil! find few to honestly disagree with him on his criticism of ihis department of government. The-r is n>. -onli eommts sii.n, nnyyvhrte. acting under any author ilv. national, stat., or m u u !>?'. pa I ?? hl-h can adopt a p'itiip!' of guaranleelng to ev't'y | 111' 111 - service crtiora f ion err fain minimum returns on camttil ln vested regardless "f general hus'npss. economic ami industrial conditions. n"d regardless I.f th" salaries naiil. :lie tilTl? eleney of management ami the funda I : 11 * : ? * a 1 cci.noiiii'* con liiions go vet nlng the activities of the corporation aii effort to follow th:-' poin-y seems to have dominated the .idli'lic;' rimi o' 1 every onestioii !>re "tiled to the West YirgInla coinn:i-vb?ti. ami this attitude 1 has earned for tin- ro::im'ssi-ui the repu tatiop i.f lie -1 g a sov i rcirn body with ! the fit!! povyci of the st .te behind it. | to raise prices -'or -.o. w.-t'-r. transpor tation. telephone and te!rg"nn)i service No man who let- I"a n actively enn ' riected wnlt itii'uciii nil newspapers as 'long as Mr. ??gdcn can escape the on position which his activities arouse, and tin- veteran West Virginia editor will encounter this hostile feeling throughout his campaign. At t! ? same time it is certain that wherever he is heard, his remarks wi'l make his henr e-s t It ink. a'"! wilt tnunv t" the support ? of his ainh ti"!i i" ta- rcs.'nt Wc-t Vlr glui.t in Mi. I 'cited s'f lies set,at- \." ft eonstrti' live lh.uker. w i 11' n g t<? i?e fildg' d Mi- merit !iis ">m lesions, ' r;uuf!i1;t' V \*#* :t ap* j i;rs>ni.- - fU-Miiiff or lh?* fcliir.mor ??f tin l>Ut jrrfly's uiJics ? iwf?->rTiin^v si: ' "'illy tip^n ynunc. which may !"? the reason iliev are \ nunjc Two Candidates Have Complied With the Law iTinrlrsfnn. TV. Vs. .Tun* 12.?Only twn -if the rn lolidHtcs for nomination for Cmt'd States senator are to lift v?: I ri .i-'urers or linatmini agents for their < anip-i:?i.i'.'i.hcr 'hat or they have fa.led to comply with a certain provi sion of the W ee'. Virginia corrupt prn > tiers act Former Attorney t'.en ral A. A. 1,111/ l av reported to the secretary of statu ihe appointment of K. l\ Stromfln it i'hat leston as his treasurer, and U. i: Opde-i has named '"aiitaln J. Myron Viokerson of Wheeling The law referred to read- a? follows: "No person -hall act a.< the treas urer of any political c?mm tte.? or a a fin", nets I scent for any candidate for any office to / he nominated or eleol ed l.y the votes of the entire state, including delegates and nlter nat? - at large to a national eonven tion. and candidates for president the I ? nited Slates, .inless h written statement designating him as sueli tleisure or financial agent shall or riled with the secretarv of state at least sivm 'lays iiefr.re the election at which lie is to art 111 the case of pollti -a I committees and candidates for any politics! i.'.v. i/.ir riian the entire state ..r greater than a county, the designatli 1 > in lis l he tiled with tile clerk of TV lonnty court t f eacli couniy within sm-n political divi ion a" least sixty da ? s ? o, ad of the prlmarv or general rice t toil. INTEL! INKLINGS <\V. 8. 3TAWTOH) ??'?ails tin notary To Prevent v/ir?." i 11.:d11lie. A pretlv 'argr order, we'll sa >. pnPep 'raTic l?ti?cs, we item. ;'"e to le ;. i.oli.'-h'd lei-aue they are ""tin ?- hi - ? ,>f . ..ill sr this torn not h<* applied to any of our streets Oinyiio: \\ e r-ad It;-1 :> Ku'loli ailtoist had Ills machine d::matted when he ran into a pasture. The pasture must have con ii tried "o:n? of ihe animals thai made Durham toba.' . " famous. "if \ on hilt time, time eventually v I'l kill vou." someone lias said. Top. and "oi tf t" do :o<> much, the re sult v 111 he the same. "I in ?? and rouge make tlie flap per's . i i; ? -< . red " Kxchniutc. Tin: .,(tiers s.?eoi To lie inert coro ? lied m1?"UI other portions of hrv aunt"H.v. ?Varp mot: oet ..n the wall li.ive goto* mil." Tlici aw i enlaced liy varus in I|p'' hal1. when hllhliv gels |p al.o'll 1 a. in., from -itlitc lit' vvitli a -h-k fr.rno. The epi "on emepi of the canipdaev ,,r \v 11 Met si.? for il"' -?at'' -ena'e a- i.re a* of "oe . aii'l dale '.hat v e c: n't | " w ? onp on. ?Pine-al 1 >i rector - Prepare tlreqr i".otv r :r i'Ci Program,"? Headline Met that "Tit' fjuick and the pend" will !"? the iheme prolific of most rllsctir?ion at this- i on ent ion. I nd- or Petrol i- t'> moot ?(Ues'ii"ii '"ticerninp Kortv-siMii street. 'I'he v a> it i- decided will :'h"W wheth er Wheeling is more concerned nhoni the convenience Of its auloi-ts or the idiysical development "f it.- youngsters. Prices' uiav 11-c and prices may fall Inn it-ni goes up forever. "It's ii loiis road 'hal has n" tuning I,.., drivers fail to remember this until too !: ?' / ??A fool si.'! ''is mom. > are soon part ed" l ot toll <:f W ISC men j?rc hcJd up. p.. vuu km w w hat <la> .Intm Mth is? If v hi do not. you had better find out. and then govern yourself acoialinzlj. i > ? y T T T T T T T T>r T ? * ? V Merely McEvoy; A A ?- A Ry J. P. M C E V 0 YL-4-A-AwA-A^-i-t THE STBANOIR. "Who's 'hat stranger Mother. dent* look* He know s u ?, ain't he fju'er?4' "Ilwli. my own. don't talk so o ld. That's jour father, dearest child " "That's m \ father4* No rtjch th n:' Father d ed away last si-vina " "Father, didn't d.e. um duh; I Father joined a polfinK ctuh Hut now the clnh !'iirne<| down .<? he, Has no place to c. you ? e. No place loft for hi'" to roam That is why lie's coming home Ki-? him -lie won't hite yon, child All them golfing K'tys look wild" .1 I ? M.'Hx o> ( Protected hy Assoc.at?d IMi'orsi (paragraphs! - - - ??]> ROBERT Q7JILLEN<% a A A A | The S. <> S. lujrnpe s .-rnrtinj; nut t"ii\ mean* Same < >hl Scare Aftfr all. this tnji\ In- the end of on i117.:<11?1 rt Hut u hu h ? i.? I Ami another civilUm^ influence i "h nti ;? i>I" *? > '<? lie. i|. i< .1 ! t o-' , practice l'nf(iriunutrl\. the thing* thai afford ti? the nio-t pleasure are tin- ;<!??,i?i res wo can't afford. When he turns snarl hack nl the knockers v.ai kieo\ that he is lie-iinntnt; . to f. tl It in set l si :p; in)l ? 1 . . .. i I,. . .it.u .lML' t ? I I-; Ji-.ir "l>l 11. i>!" r tr> my I" J art a th"iinh "I" li'i'l all : nli : "???t lnK I ...st Thr iiil?l|i>. t I. ni s jn/.z: ?' I' tilers i?li'l ? ?tlntjlill MII.Il.Tt 111 tin I'.'I-I t . tin.111 .?ii* .M"i<r |iii>itic irn r.i u. l ?. I'. "iii. ?.'inlri- \\ h> lualcft I'ia it* are ?'??re*i;i .'??miiluinine al'oui ^ M? ?!? I n? ? The intentions ">f some men are loon st. ami then ,-om?. nom m-ft iii.it in<> have i he law on their shir. Pay in?: taxes is just as patrmtie licht'nc. ami then >???? .|..n't hs\e w<ar' your arm out saluting. If the hoy is an awful liar, ihoi t w..rr> lie nm> trow u;> writ. animal stories lor ill. magazines. The ?iermaiis art \ iiiillrt.w. |?emp?-e\ wot,'hin t mjlit , m ami now imne of tliem is willing to light him ,\ J TUIIIIMIIVII I' IOO .* t nil* :i who ilrinks k???? jni?doesn't see --i many ?mo?-r t ||(- .|.,s if he stands on a wlndx corner As wo understand it. tho disting uishing ttait of tin- Intellectuals is that they talk rathrr freely ahout sex If Federal j>>h holders wore played end to end. the> would reach almost t-> tit-' end r>i itic in xpayer s patience. ? It' Kurope expects America to sa\. civilization "it'- :'i .1 whih. .-ho rntrl teach it no* to take such awful chance.-. When a man sweels up with the notion that mdtoil. !?.111 ?! ?? h:. It isn't long until then is a strange name on tin pa> ??. 11 That t'unadian woman w-ho killed her husband with .1 In.i-?!?? ?: hri.ie will cause every housewife to woniler how she got the thing sharp enough There appears to l>. a general understanding that nacpo;:! ee..n,.m> 1 -oine thine that won't Increase the deficit more than 1" per com a ><ai "Organized lal or suffers from Its own mistakes." Sure Toe ide.t of ti\:n.: lo atltait attention with a strike when the eountr* t- intere t.,| in hit ? Protected hy Associated Kditor ? T t ? t v ?' v ? ? Mr t* t t t v t v ? v t v tr -.- ?. : RIPPLING RHYMES L?_?.^_ ^_f...f Rv WALT M A S 0 N, A A a i. /, A J MAKING THE BEST. John .fat ken*on. of HoulderSlde, made postholes f>r ;!.. trade .iinl .i ' :!i users testified, "The finest postholes made." lie started making tloni i one posthole at a t.mo; but soon there rose .t snout demaiid from >\<r\ ^ I. ? ? i ? an I clime And s? he "hired n hotwired nwn to help him at It s . h? ? r?. and st.il trade Increased, and then he hired live hundred m ot- \:n! now his i.wt? ^ ex tends for half a m le or so. antl all his customer- arc irends Alio I h m hlii:i ami low. Kor e\er> posthole front his works Is perfect as <on lie. inspected !?> a dozen clerks, who an> flaw would sr.- Wo know that it: the po.thole trade thorn's mint h tawdry trick; a lot of worthless holes and made |.\ sk.it>- wood jret rich quick Hut w hen they come from Mould* rswlo to. fears disturb >>ut souls, fur Jackensou. bo takes a prhle In seiliiiK perfeet holes And so. wlwie other makers elalm that trade is t>n tile bunt, this .Ia< ki tisott wl.o p! >> - th> name, >> >? in 1 ktity orders come 1-Iacb du.v ho sees his business ur<>w. ami Kt'ow. ami crow attain; and e\?r) other week or so he adds live hundred nt. n H'opyriRht. HU'L'. iir?rt;i' Matthew \dnt:i<> I Extraordinary Value-Giving | ! Expressed in This Offering of Gingham House Frocks ;Vhii.sensible Hot Weather Krneks t*nr House and I'oi i !i uoar. yet exhibiting a caret ultiess of ?!o:>it;nin:? and i;is: in mn!.im> which invests ihcni with that suJ t!? ? quaiit \ let n.r-! '' Stylo.'' >? Ladies' Gingham {D| >1 A House Dresses !' tt v at; eh ar-stripe rjinyhatr.y in a varieiy of . <?! ors. Mraifhilim holtod models, with plain t'oiinr Mil wtivy loai-l i<|c'tics. Ladies' Gingham rj? f \ Q House Dresses Splctn ,<l sti.ciioit in Stripe ami < heck IiintiS>arns. if. .1 varii t . oi' styiv> amf sizes, white (iruuudie trimmiii I'*oil.isinjj siyif?> ami values in these TWO Si'Ki "I.vI. 1.I.N IIS hieli will surprise yon that sin-h I'rolty Frocks can he ottered at such Small 1'rieos. O'Ik r Lines of (ilXCIIAM HOI'SK I'KKSSKS ' lor Women, up to $4.J)5. BEAUTIFUL GINGHAM DRESSES FOR STREET AND AFTERNOON (?i liiirsi I ).?iuis! it* aii'l Imported 1 iiuuliants. fur .\iiss. Woman and Stylish Stout Figures, in (.hocks Bars. Stripes. $3.95 to $14.75 GINGHAM DRESSES FOR KIDDIES I'la in i hnml?ravs ami I'am-, 'fn'ck <?in Strui^htline, Belted and ' Pantft Styles l-'.ir I ,ii 11.? l*..|s ..! J to li years $I.OO to $1.05 / ?s GINGHAM DRESSES l or All \ircs aii'l Sir.os ll. ro. For the tiirls ot b tn j4. come i pretty .Juvenile models ir. i 'hooks. f?ars. Stripes and Com J liinafions of Plain and Pan<-? -* (Jinehams. at many prices be tween SI.00 and $4.95 DOMESTIC AND IMPORTED GINGHAMS IN A NOTABLE WASH GOODS DISPLAY iii\, ;i .. ri.iin ?.> mi!int\ s- ii i-:i?>n. uith niaMy Special Sale Prices featurn I in tho lines. Home Jour nal Patterns for .Makinu Them l*p. GEO. M. SNOOK CO.