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JL J-M XJ ? ? ? ? . - - . . i modern features for all the family - ? ? .n ? w-ji - i - r. i.. 1.1? ? i?? i H? i ,.=r . i - . ? i . i ' ?_____ BRINGING UP FATHER fetsJ?tjre4 1. A IAMB* Odw By asORGS M 'MANUS - , T f , ? , _ MACClE-l'vE LOOKED 1 ^ AND ALL OVER TOWN rU 1 V/A>TST roU T? AN' \ CAN'T FIND | t>HARE. TOUR "TOUR e>ROTHElR- ROOM WITH HIM L ? , _ / HE'<b UP THERE W izrw? I'M c^OIN' UP TO MAKE. HIM FEEL. TAKE. ME. MAP AT HOME-OEAR , HOpt HE'LL HE'tJ <.000 QUIET 1 /? HEARTED- nr?> V J ^ ??,?rJTli?ryr~\ f WHAT'S } HE't> COT r*i y ^ DOOR LOCKED' H-7 r- fK ' f~?>o Jduifiwi. 7^ 6 bTOP THAT HOl'bE OUT THERE; I'M TRXir^' TO , I 1 ?Qo I I iyifwJlr I ~{5) 1922 by Int l Feature Service. H t \ Four Dancing Feet By J AXE PHELPS / V MRS. ARNOLD DISTURBS TIM AND GERTIE ? Chapter 57. I Mrs Arnold fo'lnwrd Tim and Gertie Upstairs. In a way tnat people tiving years as n? ghhors are prone to do. she wort with them into their apart ment without .in invitation from Gertie. \? ho would have preferred to be alone, tut who was too polite to say so. "You join' to marr> that fellow Gert:" she asked after settling herself comfortably In a chair and removing her hat. which she laid on the table. "What makes you ask me that'.*" Gertie replied, trying not to look con scious. desperately ovishing she wouldn't blush. "It looks like you was. his takm' the whole family out In his auto?don't let him put it over you, Gert. You ain't like my Ully. there ain't no fel low can soft-soap her; she's too smart for >m. But you're kinds soft-like. a!wa>s was even when you was a little mltc. If he don't ask you to marry him he don't mean no good. Them ?wall fellows think they can have the'r own way with a pretty girl, if ltM< pool." OerCe looked apprehensively at Ttm. Phe hated for him to hear the conver sation jtl she didn't quite know how to prevent. "Tom Norria is a real gentleman. Mrs. Arnold." she finally satd. "He has bc?n awfully good to Tinr. " ~Tou bet he has! He's the whole cheese, Tom tsl" Tim broke in. "f-ie air'r roming here to see Tim." Vrs Arnold returned "he's being' nice to him to git around you. Gert. And takin' your Ma out In his auto! I'm afraid he s slick. Gert. Slick!" He aln t no such thing!" again Tim made reply. "He's just kind and good. ' They calls crooks 'slick' and re ain't no crook!" "There . dear, don't get *o excited Mrs Arnold doesn't mean that Tom's a crook" Gert!* triod to pacify the little fellow who was indignant that his hero should be criticised. "Of course. I don't. Tim T only meant he was slick in bein' nice to your Ma. takln* her out In his auto. Well. I must run alo fTr, I'll cor/ie in when your Ma g?ts back. Gert. and hear how she liked heir ride." i "I wish you'd call me Gertie." the girl said with crimson cheeks. "I can't bear Gert." "Why we has always called you that, ' me and Lily." "I know?and I didn't used to mind . When I was little, but 1 hate it now." I "All right*, dearie. I'll try .*o remcm ? ber. I guess that Tom is puttln' all these notions In your head Better be ear? t'ul of him Gert?lfl. Grand Ideas d"n't do a poor girl no good In the ? nd." "Your Lilly talks a lot more about style and such things than 1 do, Mrs, Arnold." Gertie was goaded to reply. I "Talks?yes. But she don't be goln' ' around with a swell. Her fellers are all In her own class. And you wouldnT . call your Mr. Tom in your class, would ? you 7" Gertie did not answer, fortunately ? Mrs. Arnold wa'tcd for no reply; neith er did she see the tear* flooding Ger tie's eyes. But Tim did. and he e.\ | claimed: "1 hate that old Mrs. Arnold! She says things about Tom and she made I you cry." "I'm not crying. Tim " Gertie brush ? ed the tears away and smiled at her 1 brother. ; "You most d!d anyway.' What'd she .' mean by teliln' you to be careful of Tom'.' He wouldn t hurt you." "Of course he wouldn't!" Gertie re viled wishing Tim wouldn't ask such : Questions. "She maybe thinks I'll get J hurt In his car." I "! got a secret. Gertie" i j "One you can't tell m-N"" "Can't tell no one, not even Ma net yet." 1 "Can you tell me who else knows your secret?" Gertie neked. glad the conversation had turned from Mrs. Ar nold's remarks, j "Yep! It's Tom." "And I can't know? I love secrets. Tim." "Nope' Can't tell anybody till he j says I can." [ "All right. I won't urge you then. 1 Now He down and rest until Ma comes , home." Tim did as he was told, hut as Gertie went about the tasks left In her care, she heard him murmur: "Old thing! Calling Tom slick'" Tomorrow?Tim's Secret la Discussed ? SIDE TALKS H by Ruth Cameron ' HAVE A BARGAIN Are you a. bargain hunter? If you are I ran tell you of a bargain that really ought to delight your heart. I refer to the large quantity of pop ularity that can be purchased with the imall change of email courtesies and gractousness. Almost everyone loves to be popular. Wot Beyond Tour Means. But many people think the price Is beyond their means. They think It Is beauty or brilliance or great charm. And of course popularity can be bought with such qualities as these. But a measure of popularity altogether dis proportionate to the expenses can also be bought by small courtesies and gra cious ways. When T was riding in a machine the Other day we met another machine on % narrow road. We drew over to gtve It pasaage and the driver of the other macltlne smiled and waved his hand in icknow lodgement. Cheaply Bought "T like that young man." said the triver of our machine "I'd like to mow him." So swiftly is liking won by a small jourtesy' Recently I was staying at a email inn where there was a young man who had 1 ready smile for everyone and an easy tffable manner. No one knew him very well for he was exceedingly busy and had but little time for social purposes but everyone at the Inn was ready to like 1:1m. And all that nascent popu larity was bought by nothing but a Dieasant smile and manner. "Did Ton Eyer:** I know a woman who Is almost uni versally popular. As a friend she has many flne qualities but I am speaking now of popularity rather than friend ship. And I think a great deal of her popularity has been won by her de lightful way of saying "Did you ever?" ? hen you are telling her anything in tetestlng. You feel flattered beyond words by the absorbed Interest she man eges to throw Into those words You ire pteased with yourself.?and as an mevltable result pleased with her. A smile, a pleasant good morning a tablt of remembering to ask after the ?Irk mother, or the progress of the new house, or the condition of the garden: t little pains taken to remember the tames of the people you meet and re-S member them 'ightlwt the habit of be ing ready to exchange a bit <jf friendly bandinage tbe*e are not any of them ^?rfo thing-, but they ar? the small i change with which one can buy a lot J of popularity at a bargain, j Tomorrow?Bull Dogs and Whipped Cream. ARKLE TO CONDUCT MEETINGS OF LIONS "E. A. Arkle., bold and brave, enters I i now the Lions' cage." With this ghastly | rhyme, the announcement of today's ] meeting of Wheeling Lyons (begins. The significance Is. that Mr. Eward A. Arkle. one of the best known newspaper i writers of the city, will be good fel lowship chairman at the noonday [luncheon at the McLure today. The | program Is to be "something different." and it Is anticipated that a good crowd I will be present. THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN Caryrifk Inter-nat'l Cartoon Co.. X. T. ? I 1 / WV-W DONt Voo 1 / COM! OP TO THC. \ / HOU5E ALONie J I 50Mt IslliSMT? YOV \ > xmow CH**?LCY ?Sy/\ VA BOOB AWO ?// ID UKE "00 S. / THIV4K HOO-'H? j Do THAT SO~C \ I jo5T /( ' rnloiev A L WONDERFUL ; ) v BECAUSE CHAkLEH J N. J > HW FK\END / ^ ? V / _ A DANGEROUS OCCUPATION I . Waldo Ws tson ami The Fried Egg walked the soft roads )n Spring They were bound for no placo In particular , and possessed all the time In the world. "A (Jay like this," said The Fried , Egg as he waved a large hand which was thrust like a knob 011 r stick from his frayed coat-sleeve. "A day like this, alius makes nie regret I wasn't bom ! la poet Instead of a philosopher. 1 have the words In me, all singiii' and shoutln' | to get out but once I goes after them they never line up In the proper urd? Waldo regarded his companion with I pity. "Being' a poet." he said, "is a very j haaardo^s occupation, not to say danger ous. How do I know? Because once I [ thought It my duty to say pretty things j about the posies. I learned the word I'wanderlust' and 'call of the road' and I my dome, as the poet snld, was fair frescoed with fancy. T was the lad what could sit by the crick and not care If I the fish r.ever bit. I wrote about Ron I derlng what the next turn In the road would show up and made it pretty like I wasn't scared It would be a ronstatde ' An Inviting shade tempted the trav elers. They sprnwled <>n the grass and I Waldo continued: I "I never told no one before, but I set out seriously to be a poet, got the hlgh I brow notion that romance was giving l me high-signs, that n man must be a bum to be a Bohemian and figured a little experience pattliT the dust would get me close to the earth and the com mon people. I..lke a feller you never heard of. Whitman was hie name.! was going to roar through the ages" going to roar through '.he ages" "Well." said The Fried Egg, "you have done all them things." The elder tramp lit his pipe. "Yc-ah. i nil hut the poetry The law stepped in and stopped me." ' "I was walKin' along the toad one day listening to the dlekcy-blrds and moonlit' like you were a while ago There was what I thought was a good sour huzzln' Instrle me and 1 was stah hln' around til! desperlt and dumb-like to spear It. when along ?>n horseback comes to cents to grab me. " "Here you." says one of them ?show ing a star and a horse pistol. 'What'-ha mean by lteln" a siiperstIshtis eharac ter?' That's what he said. j " '1 am a wayfarer.' was my near eomebaek, all poetie-llke and proper. 'I ant exploring the highways and hvways for the sake of adventure. Shows right away how dangerous it is to he a poet. " 'You're a nut." suld the feller, 'and a erook, belike." They took me to the lookup and what Is worse took my pipe tobaeeo and the hit of great poem I was working on. They read It to themselves and agreed T was a had one. "In the Jail f learned from a pick pocket there had hern a lot of stealing go In' on and the constable was arrestln' everybody in sight The plare .said the pickpocket, was very unhealthy. There was a slim ehnnce. though. If a feller uas i lever, of gettin' by with the Judge. "It was a nice old white-whiskered Judge a feller with a black ribbon on bis specks and a prpner and salt suit 1 could see he would rather be home reading a hook than handln' out long and short sentences In court fteln' as how I was a poet. 1 decided I would speak up to him. But I didn't get a chit nee. The feller ? ho made the arrets start ed right In to give me a had reptttaflon Hi- allowed as I had no money I mirst he b>okln' for some to steal and finished MDletand Health By LyJu Huflt PctCrS. MD. / ^ Aim */?uthor of Diet and Health,with Ktjf to the Calories'! CHILDREN'S DIETS?PART III. Phosphorus, Calcium, Iron and Vitamins Rastus liar! been engaged to appear | p 11 a moving picture. He was doing his w >art very well Indeed until the advent ft >f a tamed lion which was necessary n 'or the scene. When the animal ap- n leared Rastus made an exit with speed r ind agility. Calling him hack, the dire'-- !| or Informed him thnt he needn't be I ifraid at all. The lion was tame. He van brought up on milk. Rastus, still ^ (baking, responded, "So was I, but I n 'ats meat now." r Now It Is possible that hsd Rastus r -ontlnued to "eat" a goodly amount of p nllk he would have had more courage 2 :o face the lion. Milk makes for t physical health, and physical health c nakes for physical bravery. v Yesterday we talked about the 1m- <? l>ortanre of milk for the growing child a >ecause of Its complete proteins. Today p pve are going to cover some of the | >ther special things that we must think g >f for them. And please remember I :old you that It had been provided that p t diet whloh Is best for growth In the p ?.hild Is also a diet that is best for the p maintenance of henlth In the adult. t It used to be thought that If the pro- v leln and the energy needs in the diet ? ivare supplied, the foods which supplied c Ihese would supply the other needed v ?lements. Rut that has been proved to c he untrue In regard to some of the h nost vital elements. The elements, <1 ron, phosphates, calcium arid the vita- I Tilns must have some special thought, t Calcium and phosphorus nre vitally accessary In sll the tissues, but 1 * large share of the Insoluble forms t foea to make the bones and teeth. |l yboffphoruai Pherman gives the t foods that are highest In phosphorus e beef, eggs, m!!k and Its products, entire wheat, oatmeal, almonds, pea- f ?tuts, walnuts asparagus, spinach, onions, t fresh peas If is generally though: that for chll- c 1'en. especially under seven or eight, t very little meat Is necessary, so get c their phosphorus from the other fftoda f listed. r Caidnm: tVlcium makes up a larger c proportion of the body weight?about 2 t per rent?than does any other of the t inorganic elements. Ninety-nine per 1 cent of this 'a in the bones. 1 Is this element, then, of some !m- ( by pullin' out niv poem which was Just f started, and callln' It a sort of confes sion. He handed It over to the judge who fixed his glasses and read It aloud; 'There are no locks I cannot break. | There are no bonds I cannot free..' i " 'There.' said the con-stnble. 'doesn't that show he Is a burglar?" The Judge looked at me sort of funny. | " 'Are you cnntemplatln' breaking out I of our Jail?" he asked. " 'No mam,' I snld as brave as pos sible. 'that ain't what those lines mean 1 at all.' The constable grunted ad the ! Judge said suppose I recite what came ' next. 1 "Now you see 1 hadn't quite figured 1 out tin- next stanzas and I never was a hand for readlu' my own stuff. Here I whs threatened with Jail for u bit of I poetrv, and no way out. ' 1 " 'You'll excuse the fact," 1 said stall- i Ing for time, 'that the other lines aren't ' as I want thetn and 1 only have two ! what you might call tentative one In sight." i " "Spring 'em.' said the judge, so I re cited: ' "'There ?re no locks 1 cannot break, ? < There are no bonds 1 cannot free, i While thoughts have wings fair (lights to make i A smiling world belongs to me.' "'Pretty rough," said the judge, 'but If you keep right on walkin' you may think of a better.' , "Well." asked The Fried Kgg. "bein' ( a poet got you off. didn't It?" ; ( "Young man." Waldo renlled. "If you | were a poet you would realize the strain | to which T was put. I repeat. It Is * dangerous occupation " I Tomorrow?Silent Swan. ortance in the diet of growing: cnnaren | rhosc chief oceu|w?tlon is the making i f bones and muscles nnd organs?and oise? We'll say it Is. The ordinary ! vlxed diet of American and European hlldron. especially ^n cities and towns, * probably more deficient in calcium han any other element. Now what food shall we advise for alcium? The fluid secretion of Lhe j mammary glsnd of the female bovine , uminant?milk, of course. Milk Is so Ich In calcium that to get the entire upply needed for a day only <00 O., or 14 glasses, of milk would need to be aken. To get. the same amount of alcium from round steak. IS'* pounds roubl have to he eaten: and to get the j rtrne amount in white bread, 100 large j llces! I thing tills will eerve to em- j ihasir.r the Importance of giving m!!k j o vour children anil drinking it your- I elf. Iron: Iron Is another element that Is f great importance. While the amount leeded Is very small, still It Is vitally leressary. I shall devote a whole paper o that" subject soon. Iron Is found In cry many of the food". BSI'EOIAl.UY iPIXAf.H: string beans and cabbage onto next on the list. Kor children, iniess they have been taught to mnsti- j ate thoroughly, which they should isve been. It will be necessary to mince >r grind these vegetables very tine, ?"resh fruits and w. w. bread also con aln considerable amounts of iron. Vitamins! Our old frlcnil fresh milk las all of them. If boiled or pis eurixed. or dried, the antl-soorbutic V. s destroyed. It can easily be supplied >y orange Juice or tomato Juice, how ver. Milk, and the green vegetables, and | . rult (tomato classed as a frultt fori, he vitamins. I , Xssrun* Diet of Children: Milk is the . >ne indispensable food for children If r he dally diet consists of milk, at least >ne pint, cereals, whole wheat bread. ; >ota. green vegetable and fruit, you lerd not fear a vitamin, phosphorus. ; alcium deficiency, nor a deficiency of' j iny other of the Important elements i or growth and the maintenance of ( tealth. ( tomorrow?Answers to Correspondents. ' Copyright, !!>??, tleo. Matthew Adams) i ' 11 TESTS By BAM LOYD k - 1 7 MLnnteg to Aaivit Thli An advocate of our decimal system ?f currency refers to the well-under-! "tood fenture. tliat the removal or de-j flntal points .reducing nil to cents does' not change the value of any expressed i' imount of money. Kor example. JH0.60. ? Removing the decimal value in money. I In Sterling pounds, shillings, pence and farthings, there Is only one amount of money which admits of removal of thoj dividing point, reducing the figures to' farthings, without disturbing the ex-1 pressed value, and it Is quite a puzzle, to discover it. i Can you find a certain enm In Eng-I lish money which will represent an rqulvalent value in farthings when the( dividing points are removed"" Answer to Tertorday's. The rebus renresented VIOLET INSPECT CAMP TODAY M. M Amunsion. Regional Scout Exe cutive of District No. C composed of Dhlo. Kentucky and "West Vlr.ginia. will irrlve in Camp Agaming today on his nspectlon trip of Scout camps. Ten thousand steam trucks are in use in England. Intelligencer's Daily Pattern I 3935 A SMART FROCK A very new and attractive ver don of the onc-piece dress is here por rayed. The outstanding loop effect at lie waistline Is youthful and becoming, rhc sleeve may be in wrist or elbow ength. This is a good model for linen, ?atine or cponge. The Pattern is cut in 3 Sizes: 34. 33. IS, 40. tc and 41 inches bust measure. \ 3S ' inch size requires 4f? yards of 16 inch material. The width at the 'oot is about 3 yards. Pattern mailed to any address on re? *eipt of 12c in silver or stamps. Write name and address plainly. Send 12 cents to The intelligencer office Wheeling, IV*. Va. GOES TO^ MANMOUTH Rev. R. W Mansfield, pastor of the second Presbyterian church, accom panied by Mrs. Mansfield, have left for Manmnuth, 111., where they will attend i convention of the Young Peoples' W. \ T. I'.. as delegates from the "VVheel ng Presbytery. The convention, which opened yester lay. will be In session all week. The Second church church pulpit will be rilled by a theological student from a Pittsburgh church next Sunday. THE CHEERFUL CHERUB j V/ken I 5ee. ?&. set. J - full Ply My mind ctn Ply Witk it z.s well And dip ?fej'vd so-^r around tke sUy Tnou^h on tke efcrtK ' I mye to dwell. WC**". MINUTE MOVIES i - Bf- ? (OoprrlKht 1M1 by G?org? iiatthew Aduai S? r rio*?Trad* Mark Raeistered D. A. Fatal it Offlo*) By Wheeian ANJCART00iN rc^cW J ILL f LS gy gollv. rrr mot ?>055 ' Kty .j OPE I TH0USU1 Al rvii i uJCRP AT ME ! I fcU-TINTS' uiutf" I Lt^ , ThE OCEANyr ; t ji-< |M GO'M^ ^ A Lll SU),W ? &?SS>-? ILL ee Sdcm M , MP!.? : J) e>y ^" TwAMkS- -twaTs SOnt J U\'DEPTO\U <?jr "WERE- J P 3 (a ?7