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I MODERN FEATURES FOR ALL THE FAMILY"!
BRINGING UP FATHER H?UCJ. S. J'atei' QS.r-o . ? f By GEOBGE M'MANUS ?? t?t n WELL WE ARE DUE , TO ARRIVE IN CHINA, j C~^ ' > IT CAN'T t HAPPEN [ANY TOO bOCN I TO bOT r_ ^ ME.: -ST K I ) \?\ . *>TW V. HUH! THEIR til HE AC'MN WITH THAT OIHTT MOORE ARTER*>| ALL I'VE ~7 <bA\Q' j ^ / IT bTR\KE?b ME. THAT WE. OGCHT TO H<T t)CMFTHIN<i PRETTY JX^CSd-A THiHK 1 CHIMA ? -V so oo t: I j (c) 1922 or Ist'l Feature Service. Inc. II 18 Sffp niOffSide" |* ^ tqpays short story, ar ' ? ^c? Ni> captain of Industry ever ap l-r'M'-h'M the reorganisation <>t' his busi ness mure seriously than the captain ??? Varsity eleven approached the !>>?? wm(. T<> the college football player the tint of the future depends on tron performance. Con WallU of Gage I "nl vers; ty. carrying a tremendous* w eiclr of responsibii'ty. chafed and waited for the whistle to blow. As lie walked onto the held with the team t!ie stands rose to tercet him. the hand played and the war sons of the old college ran< out. Blocks of rooters swayed as they sent the choppy yells across the jield. t'oti looked at the press stand, singled out a girl with a golden steamer on blue coat and smiled. "nest seat It: the field." he thought, "bet Kd was sore when she lurned him down for me." The b:g game was one io write col lege tradition. Through the first half the teams fought back and forth wear ing and straining to no advantage. If tho Yates eleven gained a little more through the line. Gage made it tip in punting, tiith relied on straight foot ball. holding the open plays and their surprises for last. Con played beside Kd. rival for Gladys, the girl in the press stand, and as guard and tackle' they were.said to be slated for the ail- 1 American.. "It will come now." Con .said in Fid's t ear as they crouched :rtto position in 1 the last quarter. "Here's where we I -how all the fancy stuff." A smile showed on Kd's streaked face. "It may 1 be up to .vou. Good luck.'" There came the signal for the tack'e hack play that was designed to send ' t'on around the end on a fake forward ' pass It was a particular pet of the 1 coach's and had been rehearsed in secret for th.s gam*-. As the numbers came ' shrill from the quarterback the tcarr. : nerved itself for supreme effort. ?"on ! dropped Kick, out of p >s:tion. th? right ?* i nd sped out as if intending to bolt 1 down the field with the snap of the bait and the fullback held out his hands for ? the pass The ball thwacked into th? ' the hands and stomach of the quarter t and was shot to t'on. The Yates 1ms I plunged easily through th? right side t but was turned ,>ri the 'eft ar.l the 1 fleet tackle, running around the end. ' who had been neatly pocketed, sped for ? the goal. There was no one who could : i.itch h:m. IVlth the cheers of the ? stands in his cars, t'ori saw the goal i posts moving toward h m. Between, them he threw himseif with the ball.': It was victory. The cheers died and in thetr places ame a groan, then wild veils from the \ o*h?r side. In all of the n?:se n<> one < ad iteard the whistle of the referee i who had seen someone dive forward ? before the hall had snapped. "Gage left guard off side." ho shouted, "ten yards penalty." Gloom.ly the Gage team f??!'he official as he paced "ff the penalty. dogg,..| ami sw.ilb wing. dug his cleats In the Sod arid waited the no\f play. "If Mil hadn't ln-en so anxious." he thought and glanced at the other In lime to surprise a shameless and self satisfied trill. There was m> time for wotideriuK what the stria m?ant. The fullback. the sip:).ils said. wa? coming through guard and tackle and the play was on. What followed was bewilder ing. Chin and I'M made a hole wide enough for a wagon and the team shoved the fullback through. The two elevens ground together and grunted, the ball shot out of the heap ami into the hands of Ed. Most those in the scrimmage did not know of :he fumble unt.I Kd was on his way. There was a new .burst of veiling and. once again, a Gage man crossed 'he goal line. This time the score stood and a moment 1 later, as the fates would have It, Con was called upon to kick the g>n| that added one to Ed's six. That touch down and goal made the only score of the game. The whole team was carried off the j field but most of the cheering 'van for I'd. As captain, and a Gape man. Con . rejoiced in the victory but the Incident J ;>f the off side plvy and the treacheryi Implied in Ed's grin persisted. "Vou arc coming up tonight." ; Gladys telephoned and Con who had: lecided he wouldn't, changed his mind. ' Ed. and a number of others, were! !he-e ahead of him and the left guard, j fier i of the touchdown, was the center : if praike. 'I'm g 'irig early. Gladys." Con said 'xcusinc himself when he felt he could 10 longer stand the spectacle. 'You I'm kind of tired" The girl) smiling with understanding, accom panied htm into the hall. "When a g.r! has a sent :n the press stands." she said holding his arm. -h-? cannot help but hear enough to indersttind what is going on." She ..aided baek toward the rest. "They nay think Fid's th" hero, Con, hut I j enow" And Con. holding bis tongue, h- ugh: of Ill's rr.c..r. ? g grin nr. I \v ? i lere i how much she knew. It was iomcthlng! he coubl !i"t roll Gladys Irew him "..i 'k as h" started toward the l<v >r ?Con." b'' " said w 'h meaning. "You '.all.- w, i . y..u know If is Ed who Is ?f* s:,]..." U'l.oii they walked back to the rest It ' vjis with an amiouneeinent that made j '? r- the of congratulations and j ? was Ed who left early. 'opr.ght. t'.'-h Ge -g( Matthews Adams SIDE TALKS ! by Ruth Cameron j COLD WATER AND KIND HEARTS " r . v>ti ih.t.k it is better to iil\say!l . I.e fraiik with a jr-rson when you uro f asked to K>.\f advice a: <1 yu know your . ;i.iiion differs v?? ry tnu< h from tli?*:rj* and that wha* you ?u:>rl?t say might . a use ?: ' ? !?? ? ??:!.. dissatisfied? I haic often thought this for I [ havi' pro|ili' say 'She always j throw* onlil wati'r on everything' ami 1 \.i they have asked that person "T? 11 j . .? i,on?-s'I> what you think alu-ut that [ hat So writes la-iNr l-'ro nil Ami in so writing my i- ttir frand [ i. 'ii-*?nscioii-.y i?r? -ruts to n ? i p tore i ??!' a personality, t don't kotiw wio'larj is her own or S'imeone el-r I mean j ?lie person about whom the other people | -ay "She always throws water , on everything. hut who i? <;>::fied :t: r own tnitt'l In en use Norm < t.e : is ask- j ? I lor honest opinion. Some Little Defect. "r.i i i 11me I had a ?A ?. ? ' | f: eiid f" whom I used show* all my i low Kowris and hats, as girls Iov? to ?to. I would try on a new frown for her I map- ? tiori ami this s w hat would hap pen She Would look .' liter Mi'iits! '? *tll> front },nd haek. and then site would i -trie toward no- and gi\r a twiteh to the slee'.e or a pull to the eollar and .-ay: "f don't thitik that sleeve is in juni right." or : "That eollar doesn't sit quite right around the neck." Perhaps after that sh? would sav In a ? olorless voire, mueh !e-v emphatten 1 iy than she had spoken when she ilrew ni> j Attention to the defects. ' Yes. It's pretty 1 Isn't It?" Quite as often she didn't say any think; at all. ever wnen. .a- I would find out in the course time | she had He obje. tn-.p the dress eve.: I nilidly adm:re.| ji i She never did ad- j riure things more than mildly t Cold Water on Everything. I faney that the person of whom I others said: "She alw. ys throws eold I water on everything." was like that fru-iid of min? I I And if duos *???>:?: tn tr.o that <'iio fan I t" rt'asunal'ly honi'.at and frank without | h?:ng sti tti'i. 1: ><( a wi-t Idank-t. If I had ' ? ?.?1' hot\\i i'ii. f'ti the I ? ?Hi' in<t. lit-:tin h'-rn-M a- ! tnakinS a ! r-irsoii who ha?l 1'iiuirht a hat and has I irot t<> 11v?* with i; f"r th'- w inter f o >? I that iv. r> tinii she I'ti's t i>n site lookt-il h.? worst ati'l. "ii tin- ? tin i hard, t'cfnc utterly ilUhonrft and risking my ? ternal .soul. I li'itii't ifl siinuld save my soul Why Wot Admire First? Th-re are always ir I points and .?..ill points about anyh rii: <01 whi-h you tiro railed to pss .it! "pinion A lint may i an uply Hhnpe hilt it may have n lovely flower ? ti i' A tnay l?- art ; utiticroinitip rnlor I . t ? f smart ft:', t'nti't ' nr.? speak it butt' il ? ip-ml ami just .tin km p quiet on the other points Ami it" j you iv.mt tn pup,'est the tv metlyttip of : some delect. can't >< it make a pleasant J first impression l,v tolmirirm in tlie iltsr ' pluee :in'l tin n la ? r tactfully stiKip-st mp j that tin- effe.-t would In- t v.-n more j eharmliip . t sotnt ni -r ?l? ?*????> w ? r?- rt . ? moved It is manner unite as much as matter tli.lt pots a person the name of a i\o! | lilatiket. Frankni-s-. haw tunny utikiml ?ios-.i-s are rninn'iltnl ill lay nana ' I hink tlie l.ost rule \t Ih-ii you are put n ?.ne of fiii-s.- r1iiYiei.lt pos: t Imis iv t ?. niap.no your ? !!' in tit. other person'.-. plaee ar-l d? fl ?? !-? u \-, 1 can for hint \i.ip ' - -11111 il tin mure THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN !j ij ?,? j / aw \ju\fe: "n ?? |! ( 6O06HT A SET OF '? ' ( THESE. BOOKS Al?EADv J 3'OT X LI^E TKE UiA> J I \ SOU EXPRESS YOUR,- T~" \ SELF? L'U. / ! v *? *'(: ' /22C INTERNATIONAL CARTOON CO N. Y. : / _ X fl^Dietand Health! I iMnwun By Lulu Hunt Peters, MJX / Vs? y^or V Vict and Health, mth Keg to theCaforweJ CANCER- NO. IV. j Today will finish my ser:e<-- of ar- , tides on <-aueer. I have d-voted ;h?-? whole work to tliis subject Iicoilii.if "f ' the genera! observance "Caiver ? week" throughout 'he country. 1 In- j Iteve. as I told you. that this ol.si v- ! anoo i f <\tncer week. educating the people fo that the early --1 *jI's of ran'"* r will b*- known. is of very great value! and will result in the satiny of many lives. From experience. I know that I shall j receive many le'leis asking person.,.! .oleic on this subject, So phase lot i no- say hero that I . anuot g.vo von per- , sotial advice and ton.must i;nt waste valuable time in writing to me if you , havu any cundithafi that needs atten- I tion. j My heart aches many times when i I real the pathetic letters that sonic oft you write to me. Mut if you think Tor a moment you will realise that I ean uot take. n..r should I take, the pia>'? 1 .,f tour personal physician. If yi-u think your doctor :s n??? scion- j . lit' ami is tint keeping np with the I :i'l vaiifffl methods ills profession ;i lit) if in linos n>>t I \ t ;i Ihntv-licll j physical exarniliati ill. 1111' 11 kn to mi- | other doctor. I'nfi rtunately. the mem l.ors nf tin1 nn-d:.-.il profession, as of ?:h.-r profess,. us. ,tre ton ;ill equally ' ? ?Hill potent. t Tonut I S?!i.i:! ti\i- > ? ? i ,i summary I ? III lilllirr First. < '.un ci' M rumble If ilis.-ov- I ??re.! early an.| mated properly. im- j nu "ilatolv S. ??.?rnl i'nfort nn.i!i;!> . there may bo j im pa : at ail .n l-->JlMill.K . aiieers. . TIiImI: i'jtinor i.- first a -mall growth i which win t>P Siifi-ly ami easily re- ? iiiovnl b> a -V;j!:r'nl sinttrnii nr p-r-| haps a skill spin l.ilist. Fourth: S"ic>. macks. la?'or:itidtis. ? lumps, am) ill-ers wliirli <I? > ? t head. i iiinl waits, mini's or blrthni;>rk.s which j ? Ii.iiiiP' in si/a-, i n!or in appi-aian n|- j t!;:i? an in a position In bo irritated i ma> turn into cancer unless treated | ami enroll. Tip' brownish scales whirl | Solnet lilies nr. Ill' nil 111.| people's fllces! ami !-;imis sliiiti!?l bo wati lied. Fifth: Kvery i-.ttn|> in the broast | shnuiil In- looked tip'iti with .suspicion. J I' may in t Im' ralp't'l' hill it tliai ijotfon- 1 ? r.ito iiitn niio Ami Ike removal nf a | small min-o.im i rmis lump Is vary mi- j tmr "i" r;i:inn u !u? h ma\ I"- d-in- nmiot a ho it a i.i-st hi-sia. while f n un.s mi j In . an. or. tin' entire I'.', list all.I till' i t ?i u ..a Ilia: si.lo am! tin- planus i under tin arm w.niitl haw- p. be re-I iiw. veil S1 \ ? 11: Abnormal bleediiii: >.r ilis -harip- from tin' tiii-ms vagina at | a-i. i.r tiny n-inrn .-! I.!.-.'link' af-j. '. r Hi" . Iiaiike --I life, shmil.l in- In- j v-si'L-at. .1 j S. tenth: i ivi-r-.-a i ini: in tp-nornl ami: perhaps nv.-r-i .11 inj: nf m.-al i spei-ia I I v. I ami t.'n- ? at ill K nf very foods, may I ran so i-aiiror ?? f :li<- .Uoniaflt and 111- j lestilios. KaiKli'li "'..niiniH.I Irritation from' Minikin*; ->r hums or jam;oil teolh may J rause i-iim-i r. Ninth: Oumor if "nl -;i;aK"i?*<??. it is | not I'.msali red lioroilitnry. ami it is not j IiI.mxI -lis. as.- | !'?? inn ilii- of ramn i ! His irnt neoes-i saiy. | ' - \1, Intelligencer's . 1 Daily Pattern ?! J; i */5i i t i I ! i \ I a ri.k.xsin'; schooi, ptti-.ss 4 1 *? 4 Plaid suiting with facings of sorgi' in a plain color is here illustrated. Ph.- dres-s is also good for laiYota. an.! velveteen with self trimming. nnd .? ileroratlon of embroidery. The sleeve !na> he i:i wrist or clhow length. The Pattern Is out in 4 Sizes: 8. 10, 12. ttinl M years. A in year size requires "yards of 32 Inch material. For trimming as illustrated '2 yard of con trasting material 32 Inches wide Is re ' 141 i red. Patter mailed to any address on re reipi of 13c in silver .>r stamps. Semi 12c in silver or stamps for otv 11 -To-PATlv FARE WINTER 1922 li'23 P.OOK OF FAS 11 IONS. j Write name and auu.v-s p.ainly Send , 12 eents to The Intelligencer Oftlce, Wheeling, W. Va. ? An ocean liner reecntlv stopped in nud-oeean for an hour while the ship's surgeon removed the appendix of one of the crew. Russia had about "iO.OOO miles of ex-! reilent railway before the revolution. . . I THE CHEERFUL CHERUDl! ? ? Only the br"a.ve c^rr be Kt.ppy The truest kind op i For liPe will never ! ^ive L'fc.dne.ss^ lo those, t-Pnud to p^y. fVTc^ r \ A Stenographers Romance By JAKE PHELPS AN AWKWARD MEETING Chapter 72. I Donnid miu1 N'elile strolled slowly up the Awnue, stopping to look Into the windows wherever the curtains did not shut out their view of the display. When they reached the Park, Donald proposed they sit on otic of the benches and rest before returning. Donald talked gayly for half an hour, Donald telling Nellie of his aspirations, that he had written a story that had been accepted by a popular magazine, and of others he bad in mind. "How wonderful!" she breathed. "You won't he an editor now. will you? You will be an author." "Oh, I don't know about that! Sell ing one story means nothing. I have had dozens returned." "But perhaps you didn't send them to the right people." Nellie replied. She thought it wonderful to be able to write and sell stories. "But we must go back. J promised Mrs. Roberts to come in a few minutes before 1 went to bed." I nwillingly. Donald rose and they walked slowly down past the brilliantly lighted entrance to the Plaza Hotel. Down the steps c?me Oeorge FYillon and another man. The former stopped abruptly, raised Ills hat, his face un smiling, then stepped into a motor, fol lowed by his companion. Nellie felt the blood rush to her face. f>h. why had she left the house? There had been something in Fallon's un .-n/ling look that drained all happi ness from her; that made her feel he might think she had deceived him; that there was something between her and Donald Home. There was no reason she should feel ashamed of Donald. He was tall, ?-traignt, neatly dressed. Yet she almost hated him as they walked side by side down the Avenue, all her vivacity gone; her desire to look at "pretty things" forgotten. When Donald spoke of it. v?ie answered impatiently: "I'm tired! I want ro get home." The ne\; morning at breakfast the acid-faced woman remarked; "Did you have a pleasant walk Inst night. .Miss III ley?" No Ye*. Nellie, who had passed an almost sleepless night, snapped. "I.ovo is a 'h'nie or nliss. the poets le.I us." Miss Pitt smirked at Nellie, as she said it. tnen cast a meaning glance about the table, "I should think. Miss Pitt, that It might depend a lot upon whether that love w; s mutual. It might hp hell for one of the part v. instead of bliss." "Oh. Miss lliley!" Miss Pitt breathed In a shocked tone. "Miss Itiley Is right. Miss Pitt." Mrs. Roberts broke in. unless love js a mutual affair It is not happiness. I take it voti are miking of li.ve between men and women?" "Yes. although it is a subject I sel dom discuss." "< ?ne needs to know about a thing to talk about if" Nellie exclaimed in'her old impudent manner, a manner she now seldom used; then rose fr..m the table and flounced out ,?f the room, much to Mr?. Roberts' amusement, she had no patience with Miss Pitt, and her riM-mul<]i.?h ways. Mr Fallon said "mod morning" an usual, hut that was all. Save t,> dic tate his letters lie made n? mnversa-! ? on with Nellie, hardly looked In her dire, -i.>11 all finv, it wns Saturday On Monday sh? would take Miss Jones' Place |lrr (,(.sk> ?0 ,,(Mr rnilAn * "Dh. why .lid he have to see mC. and what does he think" | don't dare '??ay > word, but I'll her he thinks | lie. ah ,,t Donald." Nellie soliloquized. Her hat was ,.u .she was about to leave, when he said: Di.l \oil liuvo a pleasant walk night?" , \ es. Mr. Home asked me t.? u,> trt a m>>\ ie. but it was suoli ? iovejv night I naked him to walk Instead. I like t,> look in the windows on the Avenue " She had spoken simplv in-I Hilftvely knowing that wi;h him It was DC ?* T "Is that ihe man that lives a: your boarding house?" "Yes. ihe newspaper man." TTien: "T had promised to see Mrs. Roberts, the old lady I told you of, so couldn't be out Ions." Did his face brighten, look happier, j or was it her Imagination? He said ' goodnight in his old genial manner, i making some remark about her near j duties which would begin on Monday. [ Kven Miss Pitt could not annoy Nel^ j lie at dinner. Nothing mattered If Mr. George was not displeased with her. (To Re Continued) j t Protected by George Matthew Adams) ! BETHESDA I*# The Ladles' Aid of the M. E. church , will hold a bazaar at the Glasbow store on Saturday. November 18. The ladies of the Research club are j busily engaged preparing for a bazaar j to be held December 16. Proceeds will i be used to furnish the kitchen of the | new gymnaslujn which is being built : by the contractor. Walter Harrisfl at the I rear of the sch'ool building. | The Young Woman's Foreign M1 anion i ary society watt entertained at the home j of Miss Martha Jones of North Main street on Tuesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. M. H. Wilcox are spend ing ?ome time with Mr. and Mrs. Frank ,-f Watkins of Xenla. Miss Ethel Jane Con vers returned on Saturday from Granville, where she at tended the Latin and Greek conference. Miss Ida Willis is recovering from a | severe illness. j Marion Parker !? quite ill at tklBS writing. r* I Mrs. Martha Pethoj left on Wednes ; day for an extended visit with relatives j at Fostorla, Ohio. | ("urtls Jarrett of Wheeling spent the past three weeks with his grnndparentaJ ? Mr. and Mr--. Andrew Jarrett. ' Brother F. F. Freese of the Inter^jJ denominational Holiness church def^H ' ereo a fine sermon on Sunday mornln^^^ from St I,uke 24:49. the beginning of a J , series of Sunday morning sermons of 1 which "Tar-y" is the hasls. He spoko; M of Jesus knowing His disciples could not fl 1 he able to stand the test, without powOT .fl from on high. In closing Mr. Frees* ,fl gave as one reason why people today V 1 refuse to tarry, afraid to trust God. ! * BOY SCOUTS. ? Seven Hoy Scout troops of ths I ' Wheelinrr-XIoundsvllie Council. Boy J Scouts of Amerion. held regular weekly. ' sessions last evening. ! They wore: No. 1 of Zane Street V. ' 1* church: No. 5 of I-hrst rresbyteriaa. church; No. G of Vance Memorial church; No. *> <>f Kdgwood XI. E. church;. No. in of Thomson XI. E. church, and No. IS of St. XI jehad's church. jBRIIN TESTS I By SAM LOYD ?. ?? 10 WnntN to Answer This. XV e were rowing our professor across . the lake when he asked that the boat^j he stopped alongside a tine pond (Xuyhar advena. he called It.) miring the flower, he said: "Now, boy^H 1 am going to give you a practical ap^J plication of yesterday's Euclid. YO'^H will chserve that this lily extends abcra^H ten in.-nes above the surface, and tha^H when I pull it to one side, thus It dia- ? appears under the surface at a point H distant about twenty-one inches from I where it stood erect. Now. assuming m that my figures are exact and that ths B lily is rooted at the bottom on a stratgAjfl inflexible stem, who can tell me the depth of the water?" ANSWXB TO YXSTEBDAYV M The total weight of sugar must hava.H been us pounds, put info rive bags, re-.W speetiv. y. 1 lb. 2 lbs., l lbs., 7 lbs., and ? MINUTE MOVIES (Co; r ght 1921 by Oeurge MatLhew Ad&raa Service?Trade Mark Registered U. S. Patent Office) By Wheelan J ? - t \ " ?^ \ . r_ - ???v ?1 Tut ooco +& ?sew LIE6* ? J ;; WEICOMF. -^V GTC&T OFtaTtC ^F:*JOC 0*\'jDj P* me A/TO AW iMF ? OJ TWt ?S MEVjElTiS 'i"'ru i-O WFS- f ?VOb tAMilV ci, f wu.u t"^r ee wfcAiiD A 3 oUi.MOliO '*J "TfJE ^ ! 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