toouti of oSrpi^tiOT?^knM MdT ESSE^^ I < 8F^ "' ?|? ' '-' - -- =- : I 1 5'*" 'P^y viw5is.>5^^' '"' I1 m^K I J# Ukls bADk to ^ to ^ I" ^ ^ j q ^ aicdonough during one or bis ttioss atodus dinners. guests be-, [in*to arrive, In carriages ind others cameftni&ntomoblleH. One j^tbe.ilast to arrlv&jwli&a brother of. itrljjilaodonough, ^ w ho ijS a manutachgg^ pf. automobiles.; .When he ar ives at the front door he told the nan.to take the machine around to he rear. The man never handled a aachlne before but; of course, said ihowed bah'^'a'hlgS^rate ofJ-SMe^^fLen t can)e,.Um9 to, stop; he, ?vas .utterly it a loss to .know how. to do so but iortunately, th^. roads tvere clear and he pup bad sense enough to keep the hlng straight. This road, by the way. s a winding one and covers pretty learly the whole or Long Island. Aftir hours of waiting the machine re turned very near to Macdonougb's louse. Of course, the guests heard :he man booting and shouting for help md went to bis assistance. Mi-. Maclonough climbed into the back of the nachine and stopped it. The only answer that the Irishman could give was that he sat still, and brought^ the machine back as near the starting place as .possible in the hope that the pesky thing would get tired and stop. Miss Georgia Bryton, who takes tho role of Jessie, maid to the Commodore's daughter In "Fantana," which will shortly appear in this city is most alluring and petite. She Is a large factor in the fun of "Fantana." In the protrayal of'a slavery she has no peer and her work'lias been praised very highly by both press and public. Ranfief Paeinr WMpbiUt* Jfc To Leave State REV. fcALDER GOES FROM PARKERSBURG FIRST CHURCH TO PHILADELPHIA. PARKERSBURG. Sept. 25.?Many of the members of the First Baptist' Church, as well as many of the friends of Rev. W. C. Calder, the pastor, ,not members ?of this church, were surprised to quite an extent when, on Sunday, at# the morning service, he handed, In his resignation which is to take effect after the last Sunday in October, About two weeks ago Rev. Calder received a call to the pastorate of the North Rockford Baptist Church in Philadelphia, which came la the nature of a surprise to him, and after considering and weighing the matter well in his own mind, he Anally decided to accept the same and the tendering of his resignation on Sunday was the result of having arrived at this conclusion. The chug-ch to which he has been called is in one of the suburbs of Philadelphia, which has a population of about forty thousand, and was formerly a city to Itself prior to becoming a part of Philadelphia. It Is considered one of the best openings for a minister there is In that city at the present time, and in" accepting the call, Mr. Caider will go Into a much wider field of labor. During bis connection with the First^ Baptist Church of 1 this city which, has been a little more tjhan five years, Rev; Mr. Caider. has been a most faithful pastor, and has sueceedd in bulldlnga up the membership to quite an extent. He has not only the warmest feeling of friendship toward him among his own 'congregation', but has an extensive circle of friends among the people in general, in the city. In point of years In service In the city as a pastor.- he Is next to the sldeat, Rev. S. Scollay Moore, or lYInlty Episcopal church having been In the work, here before Rev. Mr. Gender came to- Parkeraburg. It oiltl' i,a with Sppn pGcret on the nart of many In the city, that they will see Rev. Mr. Calder depart for another field of labor,' but he will go with the best wishes of all for his success. , \ 1 ' f ' The local church will no doubt take some steps at once, to secure another pastor, but it may be some few weeks at. least before this can be accomplished. ReV. Mr. Calder will take up hiB new duties in Philadelphia the first week In November. T 1 The Truth of It. Prom- -the Catholic Standard and Times. Blusters?I dare say 1 do look mad. I understand Jigley says I'm-the worst, liar-he ever saw; Wiseman?Ob! what n gross libel! Blusters?Of ctturse,. It Is. .Wiseman?Well, I'should say. Why [GUT, "FANTANA," TO-A m H iff B / is* /. . -. -', :r. . i 5 - ' . * ; New Epoch For I Out Cdrtiinerce FOREIGN TRADE PAS8ES THREE- V, BILLION DOLLAR LINE?INTERESTING FIGURE8 GIVEN. V y.' ' "-I WASHINGTON, Sept, 25.?The for- ? elgn commerce of the United States LI has crossed the $3,000,000,000 line. In a the 12 months ending with August the a Imports were'$1,254,309,735 and the i' exports $1,759,417,898, a total for ,the Bl 12 months of $3,013,817,033. These li figures are supplied by the Bureau of tl Statistics of the Department of foin merce and Labor, which in a bulletin t) says in part: * "The August .figures or bolli im- h ports and exports exceeded those nf a any preceding August in the history C of our commerce. August in ports for >' the first time crossed the $100,000.- b 000 in practlea\ly every month of the a. last year, hut August Is usually a c light month fpi imports, aa?l .finis, the e record of more than $100,00'l.00o foi c the month of Auenst is. made for the first time in the figures of the n,onth fi just ended, which show imports of w $1D5,58S, 04, against $96,000,000 in An- * gust of 1905, $88,000,000 in 1901. "The export figures for Apgust are also larger than those for any preceding August, amounting to .$129,- q 454.TGO, against $118,000,000. In Au gust, IU06, and tiu?,uuu,ouu in August i 1S04. "The growth of commerce Is distrlb- g uted through a large class of articles. Meat and dairy products expo-ted g amounted to $16/768,007, against $14,212,278 in August of last year and $11,- p 219,518 In August, 1904. This growth In the exportation of meat is shown in g nearly all articles except canned beef, which' shows a marked decline com- y pared wita tlio tcirespou ling months of earlier years. Other figures excited C 'iiete or ilie corresponding rron'V i f last year, fresh beef being 24,000,000 A pounds, against 18,500,000;, salted beef a little" less than #,500,000 pounds, E Bgainst 6,500,000; bacon, 32,000,000 pounds, against 23,500,000; hams and J fresh pork, practically the same, and lard, 56,500,000 pounds, against 53'.- A COO,000. "Breadstuffs aggregated $13,000 000 F nnnlMMtr CfVIV In onmo mmtth *' ugailiob f i tuuv|uuv iu tuv aauuw >m/iiiu of 1805, and 15,500,000 in the corre- ? sponding month of 1904, Cotton, however, falls considerably below the Au- A gust record of 1905, being a little over (9,000.000 In August, 1906, against $17,- A 500,000 in tiie same month of 1905, but larger than In 1904 or 1903. ' E "The growth of ImportB for August occurs chiefly iu manufactured mate- ? rials and manufactures." Lungs shattered. - * Hose of Compressed Air Burst In 1 Men's Mouth. . HUNTINGTON* W. Va., Sept, 25'.? E Chauncey Miller, an employe ot the machine shop of the ChesapeakeHtnJ A Ohio, railway -here, is dying fit ;the Huntington Hospital, from one of the f oddest accidents on record. Miller was working witn a section of,-small hose filled with compressed aiiy- Jthe " pressure being 90 pounds-to the sqirare inch. a small leak In .tlie hose: oc- v curred and Mlller took the hose In his teeth In an attempt to make- a ^-repair. The 'hose burst and the com- f; pressed air went down his th roat, wl th f< such force that his lungs, and. Jihysl- a clans believe, his entire stomach Was 9 I shattered. He wbb taken to the hos- H pltal unconscious from loss of blood p and Is now dying. . , ? a .Telephone- Association Organized. t .ICEYSER, W.-Vu., Sept. 25.?The a Mineral county Division of the West t Virginia Mutual Telephone Assocln- b tlon has ben organized here wlih'the v following officers: J". W. Ca'rskadon. t president. J. W. Wagoner, secretary' i? and treasurer, who with S. M. Ar- ? nold, J. E. Sheets, S. U Welch, A. W. p Bane, W. W. Kessner and J. W, Vah- d diver, make up the hoard of directors, a .The company will operate a line from tl Keyaer to Petersburg, where It-will If eonnect with the Miitual Telephone d systems of Pendleton and Hardy conn- s ties. By braich lines connections 'wilf b | iORROW NIGHT, "TBI : 1 B ' I H Tfc.'a t y.? >ty , -..?> --' VEiss Mabel ; ;!>,Vr -J /. McCormick Dead ' ". ? 1 ' 1 ' '< M : < ? fELL KNOWN YOUNG WOMAN DIEDijtlN WASHINGTON ON SATURDAY. News hag Just reached Fairmont of l'e death of Miss Mabel Vane Mcormick, which accurred on Saturday t her home in Washington, D. C., f.ter an Illness of nervous prostration, lias McCormick was employed for ome time in the local post office ere, where she fitted herself to take le postal service examination, after hich she was transferred to Washlgton in "the j>ost office' department, -V. t nl> nnclllon oho hcil.1l until uivil pviJlLftuu oiiu mviu ealth failed. Miss McCoimlck was daughter of the. late Hon. S. P. Mc'ormfck and resided in Grafton for numbor'of years: The remains were rought to Grafton yesterday morning nd were taken .directly to Bluemonl emetery. where services wer conductd by Rev. H. C. Howard, of thie M. E. hurch. ,\ Miss McCormlck made a great many rlonda_ during her residence here to thorn .'her death has brought' much orrow. * i_ DA FAITH OF AUNTA ROSA. "A. Daly In the Catholic Standard and Times. 'on know my Aunta Rosa? No! 1 weesha dat you could; ' v Ihe w'at you call "da leevln' fcalnt." Bnycnuse she ees so.good, ihe. got so greata, Stronga ralth, She don'ta new a care 'or doln' anytheeng at all Bitt Justa Bay her prayer. !he justa pray, an' pray, an' pray. An' work so hard at dat, 'ou theenk she Would he gattin' theen Eenstead for gat so fat. >! my, she gat so very fat, Da doctor he ees scare', in' com' one day tq her aii* say. "You mak' too moocha prayer; les* better do som' udder work. An' t'ak' som' exerclBe." fy Aunta Rosa shaK' her h'ead An* Justa leeft her eyes, .n' say; "I gotta faith so strong Dat 1 weell Jus' baygeep 'or pray dat I may loose da fat, An* soon I weell he theen." lo. deiunhe justa seet an' pray. So ^Rata faith she feel, in' nevva stop for anytheeng? Kxcep' for taka meal. Ln* som* time, too, she seet an' mak' Da noise bo loud an' deep, let sounds vera mooch as eef She prayln' een her Bleep, lo Aunta Rosa pray an' pray. But steel she gat more fat, lo fat-she no can walk at all? Now, what you theenka dat? fun' he som' trouble een ,da sky; Mus1' be ees- Soni'theeng wrong! laycause eef Aunta Rosa got Da faith so gr?at an' strong, M' pray sohnrd dat eet ees all She gatta tlme to do, like sotn'body tal me why Her prayer ees no com' true! - ' , : , , 1 FAITH IN SON-IN-LAW. V. J. Bryan, of Greene County, Pa? Called Up6n to Make ' Good, WHEELING, Sept,' 25.?Too much j.lth In hts son-in-law Is responsible or the litigation In which W. J. Bry. n, or Oreerie county; Pa., is Involved, lx banks in West Virginia, Ohio and 'ennByivnnta seek to recover money aid out on checks drawn against Irvnn'fl nnmo Tlrvfln owns an lm ? m. . v tense lot of timber and coal lands In te three States, and. although Ullterte, is shrewd. His son-in-law about wo years ago arranged with him to uy up every conceivable sort of plant hlch'seemed valuable to the formaon of prospective combinations. Tanerles, coal mines, factories, etc., ere bought with a lavish hand,'the rice being forthcoming ' on checks rawn by the soh'-in-law against Bryn's nceoimts. Finally Bryan stoppet) le drain on his accumulations, and it 1 to recover f250*,0.00 paid after this etermlnatlo'n that the banks have aed. Thp 1 taking of. dbpos'ltlpna, has he grew"dit>'f3 eettled^dneChlcaKOj'whera he became {a * hSiw^pei*T?lih;' It isian' oM story) 3 how fie ittainedSTaatteg fame a# tbej 3 authdt^'br^rab'lee ia 'Slang.'"' Henry S \W Savage ' admired hie , genius I and I 3 produced-his - Brat pUy,- after ottefc H] managers hfid -rediaetf It?-The Sul- 3 lai. 6f Sulu." ' Its marked - success as I S ?Kin>gitrno?fa At nlOT* CT under" the''airtcUon'^or*Henry tfVSav-: h agate now a matter-of history. 0 (' In "The County Chairman." Aile h?8 dohe^ the best work" of his career,. because "he baa: merely sought- to jktdown "the SceneiB'oi which he ywasr 1 widely 'familiar?the- scenes where- he J hiid epent'-hla boyhood days. ' Everyone who has lived in the country/will at once recognize such types as -the flirtations milliner, the aid settlor, the : young- lawyer, the store-box orator, the general; storekeeper, the politician, the ablftless ddrkey, and all the rest, t One of the keenly delightful portrnitures of "The County Chairman," which conies to the Grand opera house Wednesday, September--26th, after a " year's run at Wallack's Theater, New "1 York, la Thomas J. Grady's' Investiture of Sassafras Livingston, described upon the programme as a "touch ,ot local color." There-is a sense of double meaning la this description, for Sassafras^ is not only colored, but strongly given to the artful pursuit of "touching!" He Is a ^shiftless, Slipshod negro, of the type one finds in all villages, selling eggs he has pilfered from enlghboring hencoops, in.vesting the proceeds In candy -and lady-fingers,, banging about for invitations to smoke and drink, borrowing trlles of money from" the opposing candidates upon the pretense of having named his new baby after each of them, .when the baby is really a girl, and in every way imaginable trying to ? ilvlnc workfnar for: It The metropolitan critics have frank- 1 ly stated that' they regarded M r. Thatcher's acting as a revelation. Negro Impersonators heretofore have 1 been satisfied with grotesque carina- < tures of the colored race. Mr. Grady's contribution Is genuine, carefully considered and grapbio acting.. a piece of artistry of which any player on , the stage might be well proud. To be sure it is but one of many line character sketches, well .executed in "The County Chairman," for all of George Ade's. quaint personages are cleverly invested by the metabjers of this capital company. But Sassafras ( has an important place in the list, and be is an unalloyed delight to all who enjoy Jiearty and unrestrained laughter. ORDER OF PUBLICATION. STATE OF* WEST VIRGINIA. At rules held in the clerk's oOce of the Intermediate Court of . Marlon county, West Virginia, on the first Monday in September, 1906. j Alia Vandervort vs. Curtis Vender- ^ vort.?In chancery. Summons. THE STATE OP WEST VIRGINIA. To the -Sheriff of - Marlon county, 4 greeting:. ' You are hereby commanded to summon Curtis Vandervort to appear before tbe judge of the Intermediate Court of Marlon county, at rules to be held in the clerk's office of bald court, on the first Monday In September, 1906, to answer a bill la chancery exhibited .against him In-said by court by Alta Vandervort. 1' ? 11.1. _.ii Ana n^ve inea mere una writ, Witness, R. B. Parrlsh, clerk of said court, at the coijrt house of said corjnty, the' 31st day: of'August,. 1006', and 44th years of the State. - R. B. PARRIS H, Clerk. The sheriff's return Oh the foregoing summons lass follows: Tha within named Curtis Vander* vert is not founds in.my bailiwick, neither Is he an inhabitant1 thereof. H. R. PtTRBBE, Sheriff ofi,MarlonfC6un?y,'" West. Virginia. Object of Suit The o? the hbbve suit is to obtain, oii' behalf, of the ptalntlff, Alta Vandervort, a divorce from the'bonds of matrimony from'the1, said defendant, Curtis Vandervort, and to secure, the care, custody and control of their Infant son,. Norval Zane Vandervort. < An afltdavtl having- been made and V filed that the defendant,. Ourtls Vandervort, is a non-realdeht' of' this * State, the jnUci dhfentottt .ls; reaulreJ to appear. WJOiin-one month after,the. . date of the first publication of t blazon- ' der In. the clerk's -ojllcb^of ou'r< said t I And It. is. ordered' that this order be published and posted according to Start TmaVnmr whleb eta be demit with at - 'Ti'l ' 1 if*' ' llil'l ' i ' Vy ' *$' ' . fowloag Have 4r'' - You Been Married? V. ' ~ ; - ^ . . ti. n You say: you have been married twelve years. And you have been payng rent all the time at the "rate of 12.50 per month. Old you ever Fig' ' ire out how much that amount* to. rhle it the way I figure It: $12.50 12 ' 25.00 1250 $150.00 ?- ? ? natrl fee AHA Wear I nawa v?iioi 7wm -vt.-. $150,00. 12 30000 15000 $1300.00 And there*# what you have paid in ;welve years. That would buy a better house than fou could rent for $12.50 a month, wouldn't It? What Are Going to Do the Nfcxt ' nrr?_ _ i O 1 w Live icm 9>i Are you going to pay for arjothef. louse, for your landlord or will you >ay for one of your own? . ? ~~ ~ - _ ' Whenever You Make Up Your Mind to Begin Paying Rent to Your Own. Estate come In and tet'e have a talk ibout tome of the nice houses I have : 'or sale. v LEVI B. HARR. j Let Me -Be Your Broker. I R.M. WEAVER, 8TOCK8 AND BOND8>' | I iuuo a semi-weekly j. market forecast that is better .aind . more accurate than "auiji paid financial letter?mailed free for: the: asking. PItteburg, 223 Diamond .St. Cleveland, Erie J iC} and Euclid Ave. ! Atlantic,City, .Dunlop Hotel. Detroit, Mich., 82-84 Griswold St. 'TH0S?S?&>Ve. expense for market forecast of In* ' formatipfi^on aKy^irtock or bond. High grade inbanet bearing bonds always on hand. ? ; financial agency about me. -.v..; - . * .; *1 e 7v5 - p R. M. WEAVER, tagsjya;?] J ,^;i t^WfK l|: t|?iK A. ^3ML* "' 1AHBTW* jCfff' jT'm^VI'1 ^tu??ayii^j' inm - * 1 3fi iTo^rlncJpal Points in I things #Jh!bhioan not be cheap- J enbd without endungeriug thai Nothlne B t: The Best if Th' lasting and saves money in the I long ruttv v'-r<" Vi O B MTTMFORD Mar ft l ^