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The Brownsville Herald OFFICIAL COUNTY AND CITY JOURNAL Jesse O. Wheeler. Proprietor. Consolidated in 1893 with the Daily- Cos- mopolitan wnicn was puuu Brownsville, for sixteen years. Entered at the Fostoffiee. BrowniTille. Texas 23 Terms of Subscription: t-. . TJWishwl everv evening ex r- j j.;ir w mnil txistuaid to Sr5EtS,&&d States,. Mexico or Canada, or Lcuiutu ' part orBrownsvuie, iciaa.uii"'"'-' aiexico: One copy one year f.w One copy six months -a-"" Wwpttt.y: Pablished Saturday, by mail postpaid to any point in the United States, aiexicu ui wuu-. One opy one year One opy six months 'J s- .! ..inritTlQ .... .OU UUC - - Subscriptions"invariably due and pay- aDiein auvaui. -Advertising rates on application. Makes all checks payable : to JESSE O. WHEELER. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1906. TIME TABLE St. L, B. & M. Ry. NORTH BOUND- Leaves Brownsville at 6:45 a. m. Arrives at Brownsville at 9.25 p. m. SAM FORDYCE BRANCH. The Gulf Coast Line" "A NEW AND BETTER WAY" ' TO San Antonio, Ft. Worth, Dallas, and All Points North & East. Leaves Brownsville 6:45 a. m. Arr. San Antonio (via Placedo).S:45 p. m. a Vnrfi. Ti.nc tipvt mnrtiintr f via ' .OLil. -v- -' 1 - Bay City). . , Arr. Kansas City or St. Louis 2nd. morning via (Bay City). 1 Train No. 22 leaves Harlingen at 8:00 a. m; arrives at bamioruyce ai t:no p. Train No. 21 leaves Samfordyce at 11:00 a. m.; arrives at liarnngen at o:uu p. m. mraediate Connection at Junction Points. No Unnecessary Delays. For information concerning rates, routes, etc., see local agent, or address, Wit. Doiierty, G. P. & T. A. Corpus Christi, Texas. Rio Grande Railroad. Brownsville, Texas, to Point Isabel, Texas. To take Effect Saturday October 27, 1906 at 12:01 A. M. DAILY SCHEDULE. Train leaves Brownsville 9:00 a. m. Arrives Point Isabel 10:30 a. m. Train leaves Point Isabel 3:30 p. m. Arrives Brownsville 5:00 p. m. "How the Barber Got His Sign. The striped barber pole origi nated in England in the Middle Ages, when the professions of the surgeon and the tonsorial artist were one. Phlebotomy was then considered a cure for every ill. During the operation, the unfortunate patient had to grasp a pole firmly in his hand, that the blood might flow more freely. This pole was usually painted red and to it were attached the white bandages which the barber surgeon, or the surgeon barber, used to stop the blood. When not in use the pole was suspended outside the shop, sometimes capped with a basin, to inform wounded trav elers where they might obtain relief. , The practice was made perman ent finally by law, and even after the professions became separate, both the barber and the surgeon had to erect the poles outside their establishments. Sunday Maga zine. An Unfair Book. There is a great, and at times, raucorous rivalry between the twin cities, Minneapolis and St. Paul. The story is told that the Minneapolis school board was at one time about to decide the question of having the Bible read in the public schools. One member of the. board confessed that he had never read the book, and asked a postponement' of act ion for two weeks while he acquainted himself with it. At the end of the time he de clared himself firmly opposed, saying that he didn't believe in patting in a book that gave dozens of pages to St. Poul, but never said a word about Minneapolis. Holland's. WOMEN'S WOES. Brownsville Women are finding at Last. Relief What Hearstisrh Meant. (Henry Watterson in the Louisville Courier-Journal.) The- election of Hearst meant the final overthrow and death of tne democratic c. . tfaan a fair share of thfi aches the creation in its place of a brand , d humanUy; new party, with Hearst for its; "keep-op" must attend cloud by day and its pillar of fke fa q constanUy by night; in other words, the set- . headacfaeSi dizzy tine: up ot ilearstism in ruuw ui It . does seem that women have ting up democracy. Whatever the individual Hearst j may be, he is not a democrat. Whatever Hearstism may be, it is j not democracy. That Hearst gave ! utterance to many ugly truths dur ing the just ended campaign need not be denied; but no candidate for office can be separated from his character, his associates and his methods; Hearst bought and paid for the official democratic label. Through bargain, intrigue and treachery he made a foul deal with Tammany. With his money and his machinery he constructed a holding company called the inde pendence league. By the excesses and extremism of his newspapers he consolidated the labor union vote. All this was purely personal politics, selfish politics, venal poli tics. At the best it could only have subtituted in New York for a corrupt republican ring a corrupt Hearst ring. But its triumph would have mis led honest democrats all over the land. Its triumph would have poured into the next nominating national democratic convention a flood of base money, a flock of unclean .birds of prey, and a'uois ome gathering of mercenaries, ad venturers and crooks. It would have both diverted and deflowered all democratic standards. Death was preferable to this. i spells, bearing down pains; they must stoop over, when to stoop means torture. They must walk and bend and work with racking pains and many aches from kidney ills. Kidneys! cause more suffering than any other organ of the body Keep the kidneys well and health is easily maintained. Read of a remedy for kidneys only that helps and cures the kidneys and is endors ed by people you know. Mrs. 'E. C. Best, living on Adams street, Brownsville, Texas, says: "Having used Doan's Kidney Pills myself with good results, I would advise any neighbor who night be troubled with kidney complaint to give them ' a trial. My back hurt and pained me for several years. I really can t remember when it first started. When I would bend over I would get a dizzy spell and could hardly keep from falling. Procuring a supply of Doan's Kid ney Pills at J. L. Putegnat & Bro's Pharmacy, I began usiug the reme dy and through the treatment found quick relief." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take" no other. A CIVILIAN HERO. UNITED STATES ENGINEER OFFICE, TRUST COMPANY BUILDING. GALVESTON, TEXAS. November 14, 1906. To Whom it May Concern: The Board of Engineers for Rivers and Harbors will hold a public hearing upon the following -matters at Corpus Christi, Texas, November 24, 1906 at 10 a. m. Improving Aransas Pass, Texas. Inland waterway from the Rio Grande River, Texas, to a connec tion with the Mississippi River at I Donaldsonville, Louisiana. Navigable channel from Corpus Christi through Turtle Cave to Aransas Pass. The Board will be pleased to have all interested persons appear before it for the presentation of facts bearing upon the necessity and desirability of the United States undertaking the proposed improvements. While oral statements are of value, important facts and statistics should be submitted in writing for the Board, in order that they may become of record in accordance with law. Very respectfully, Edgar Jadwin, ""Major, Corps of Engineers, U. S. Army. End of Leap Year. In 800 years leap year will have become a tiling ot tne past, uy that time the extra 11 days lost to make up the changes from the bid Julian calendar to the present one will all have been duly accounted for and the world will roll round in just 365 days, with never a leap year intervening.: Exchange. Subscribe to The Herald. Deafness Cannot be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eus tachian Tube. When this tube is inflam ed you have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely dos ed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condi tion of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured oy Hall's Catarrh Onre. Send for circulars Jree. F. J.CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by-Druggists 75c Take Hall's FamilyPills for constipation Uncle Sam Can Save $60,000,000 The United States imports an nually about $60,000,000 worth of drugs and dyes made from products that could be grown in the United States just as well. Camphor now sells for 25 cents a ' pound, and, while not an ounce of it is grown in this country, the Government has demonstrated that camphor trees are successful here. Licorice root is another thing that possesses great possibilities. The Depart ment of Agriculture has demon strated that the licorice plant is hardy as far north as Pennsylvania. Belladonna-has also been shown to do well in good garden soil. Farming. Payment in Kind. James McNeil Whistler, the fa mous painter, had a French poodle of which he was extravagantly fond, relates the Argonaut. The poodle was seized with an affection of the throat, and Whistler had the audacily to send for the great throat specialist, Mackenzie. Sir Morell, when he saw that he had been called in to treat a dog, didn't like it much, but he said nothing. He prescribed pocketed a big fee, and drove away. The next dav he sent post haste for Whistler; and Whistler, think ing he was summoued on some matter connected with his beloved dog. dropped his work and rushed like the wind to Macdenzie's. "How do you do, Mr. Whistler? I wanted to see you about having my front door painted." Hol lands. ' Death has long since had the majority,. Since, at best, we are shortly to join the vast bivouac of the dead, who could find the moment to while away? Constantine Hotel - W. A. FITCH, Proprietor Traveling men's trade solicited. Free sample.rooms are provided Nothing too good-.for our guests if to be found1 in the market. CORPUS CHRISTI,- ; - . - TEXAS Well Contractors. 'e are prepared to do all kinds of Well and Windmill Work. We also Manufacture Sand Strainers.. .. BOX BROS, ISABEL. TEXAS. He Served His Country ao Truly as Any Soldier In Battle. At the close of the franco-Prussian war a hasty conference was held by the German leaders to de cide upon the amount of indemnity which should be exacted from France. Bismarck, differing from Yon Moltke, telegraphed to Berlin for a financier in whom he had un bounded confidence. The man was a Hebrew and was for some reason disliked, by the great Prussian gen eral. When, therefore, he gave his opinion :that the amount demanded should he so many thousand million francs Yon Moltke exclaimed im patiently: ''Absurd! It is too much!" "I know the resources of the French people," said the financier calmly. "They can pay it." tt is a monstrous demand! re peated -Yon Moltke angrily. "If a man had begun when the world was created to count he would not have reached that sum now." "And that is the reason," inter rupted Bismarck quickly, his eye. twinkling, "that I got a man who counts from Moses." Von Moltke and the Hebrew tried to look grave, but both laughed, and the storm was averted. The sequel to the anecdote has a deeper meaning. The financier, when he received the summons to the conference, was undergoing treatment for some affection of the eyes which required confinement to a dark chamber. His oculist warn ed him that if he obeyed the sum mons the exposure and delay in the treatment would almost inevitably result in loss of sight. He was silent a moment and then said: "I think that I am needed. I have no right to consider my sight. I will go." He went, and the results which the oculist had feared ensued. He became blind for life. Von Moltke, when the story was told him, said briefly: "I wronged the man. He has served his coun try as truly as any soldier on the field." ' Gold and Silver Bugs. The most remarkable gold bugs in the world are found in Central America. They belong to the genus plusiotis, and one might easily im agine a specimen to be the work of some clever artificer in metal. The head and wing cases are brilliantly polished, with a luster as of gold it self. To sight and touch they have all the seeming of metal, and it is hard to realize that the creature is a mere animal. Oddly enough, there is another species of plusiotis from the same region, which has the ap pearance of being wrought in solid silver, freshly burnished. 'One of the most beautiful bugs in the world is a small beetle known to scienco as the blue hoplia. Its back is an exquisite iridescent 'sky blue, and the under part of its body is of a bright, silver hue. The notion that it contains silver is widely enter tained, and attempts have frequent ly been made to extract silver from it. t Don't Scowl. Don't scowl. It spoils faces. Be fore you know it your forehead will resemble a small railroad map. There is a grand trunk line from your cowlick to the bridge of your nose, intersected by parallel lines running east and west, with curves arching your eyebrows, and, oh, how much older you look for it I Scowl ing is a habit that steals upon us unawares. We frown when the light is too strong and when it is too weak. We tie our brows into a knot when we are thinking and knit them even more tightly when we cannot think. There is no denying there are plenty of things to scowl about. How Animals Doctor Themselves. Man might often take from the lower animals a lesson as to the care of himself when ill. All sorts of animals suffering from fever eat little, lie quiet in dark, airy places and drink quantities of water. When a dog loses his appetite he knows where to find chiendent (dog grass), which acts as a purgative and emet ic. Sheep and cows when ill seek certain herbs. Any animal suffer ing from chronic rheumatism keep3 as far as possible in the sun. If a chimpanzee bo wounded he has been seen to stop the bleeding by a plas ter of chewed np leaves and grass, j Killing Wild Ducks In China. One Chinese method of killing wild ducks consists in placing cala- j bashes on the water in great num- j bers. After awhile, when the ducks have become used to the'v presence, the hunter puts one over his head : with holes, so he can see, and, with the rest of his body tinder water, approaches the ducks. Seizing on? of them by the legs, ho quickly pulls it under, water, wrings its neck, fastens it to his beltjacd takes his j next victim. A 4 Srf '?8 .-i -The "Mexico Musical Fourteen-page monthly of the latest and most popular piano music. In 25th volume and wid est known publication of its kind in Mexico. $1.50 a year. Published by M. Gonzalez & Co. Choice Music. Paper and Printing- Excellent. Subscribe Now! PianriQ Ste&er Boston, Singer, Story & Clark, riailUS. 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Makes the trip in four hours and connects at Fordyce with trains for Brownsville, Corpus Christi, San Antonio, Texas; Monterey and other cities in Mexico. FARE ONE WAY $2.50; ROUND TRIP $4.00 Passengers will find along the route first-class hacks and team-, thus t-avehug with ease aun convenience. Drivers are tne Dest to oe lounu. Extra hacks will be rurnlshed either way, if desired, at reasonable ra.es. GUERRA & SHELY, Proprietors LOUIS KOWALSKI Brokerage and Commission Carry Stock of Corn, Oats, Potatoes, Onions,, Cement and Lime. Bmterand Cheese on Cold Storage ' THE REMINGTON OIL ENGINE is a good sound business investment, cheapest and most liable power for farming, shop, saw mill, hoisting, irrigatin', and marine use. You can generate electricity at less than two killbwatt hour, or for one cent you can run ten 16 candle nower lamps for one hour, including interest and depreciation. 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