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N -- it 1 I a . i i . i J ' j 4 j J.. VOL. XXIX. LIBERTY, MISSISSIPPI-FRIDAY, JUNE 15, lSDi. , :ZZ EOCTHEHN HERALD tS!SKE EVERT FltlDAT ORJIiJU. V TKRKIi ttrCBirncfc ft J'"' 'a advance f JS0alhS .... ......... t enVIRTISEMirra. squtr. first Insertion 41 Of "Jaa square, a subwuent Inser tion... ...... ....... 54 QaarterTy, half yearly toil yearly ed wertisements contracted for at lowse ran. Professional cards sot exceeding tea lines (or oaa year, f 10. ' Awmriiiy-rTi4f4rt for 8ta"li t Tnatirt ffioea. $15; for County office 10; for Supervisors .districts, IS, la ed waao. . srTig- ,aad &t ftaklllbed M CARDt-rROFt88l6NAL, Eta. 1 1 ' r - -. GEO. F. WEBB, Attorney at Law, Office ia th Butler Building", Liberty, Amit Coo nt j, Mis. 11-9-99 , D. C BRAMLETT, iit:qdfa!l:r tl to, WOODVILLE, MISS. ,' WM practice la sU the Courts ef Amite and edjotningoountlea, and la th uproot Court at Jackson. 1-L THEO: Mcknight, ' Attorney.' at Law, ;y SUMMIT, MIS3. 'Will prtotloa In all the Court ef Tike and adjoining counties, and la the Supreme ' and Federal Court at Jaoksoa. 4 J. R. GALTNEY, Attorney at Law, U , LIBERTY, MISS. All business confided to bll ear will Moelv prompt attention. E. H. RATCLIFF, Attorney at Law, GLOSTER, MISS. Will praottoe In all the Coins Amite and adjoining counties and la ta mprene voiiri as i season, is-e. E. H. Ratcufp, (Hotter, Mils. J. It. Webb. Liberty, Mis. EATCLIFF & WEBB, Attorneys at Law, LIBERTY, MISS. Will practice In all the courts of Amlt and adjoining' counties and in the Su preme Court at Jackaon. " W. E. CILL, Attorney - at - Law, y LIBERTY, MISSl , Will practice In all the courts s4 Amite and adjoining counties, sad la she Supreme Court at Jackson. i unisnp, St louts, Missouri. ' ft. Mcdowell, : : Agent, Amite County, Mlis. HOTEL Anl Livery Stable, .usnn, KISS. The laterstgRed begs to as sen no Hat he Is now prepared to recelvs borders and entertain the traveline? public fare the best the market at lords. He is also prepared to meet th nna oi we puuno in in way oi ieo- n - mwwm wuiw May be entrusted to his care. Charges) ki ni - i THOMAB WAJII3Q, UbuXj, jt U, M ' t;h3 PAwzn is on nub :i cnioAco - i HHW YOU., -t vm emeus et- till i jj A SUITOR TXMASKED. BT BUHCalAX. JL PATRTCK MORI ARITY, proprietor of the Morrarity detective bu reau, was seat ed In bis pri Tate office with his legs crossed, rurniaattai; upon matrimo nial vicissi tudes of which be personally had experienced full share when there was a rap upon the door. "Come In," said Patrick, The next 'moment a 1ot1t rlalon tood before him. As Patrict slowly uwoaod hls'tpfs snd recovered from his surprise, the vfaloa, ntaotred ltaelf into a -etately young woman, with flashing blue eyes, . a shapely figure with an' environment of laces; ia a word, a stylish girl, magnificently gowned, who carried herself with a cer tain imperious- air- that quite over whelmed the proprietor of the detec tive agency. Patrick arose with a start "Will you be seated, madam?" he said. "Mito llobaon, if you.pleaae." (the took the chair he offered her. "You probably know of me?" "Hobson A Moore?" interrogated Pat rick. . "J. L. Hobson la my father." Patrick became more obsequious than ever. Hobson was one of the merchant princes of the west, and this young woman sole heir to ten million dollars, more or less. What can 1 do for youf ' stammered Fatnck. 'You doubtless are surprised to see me?" Somewhat, Miss Hobson." Well, I do not call about any do mestic troubles." Ah!" "There Is no skeleton In the closet" "No, certainly not. Miss Hobson." "Do you know Jack Uowlston?" "Yea" Patrick knew bint well and he waited anxiously for his visitor to state the object of her query. "Well, be wants to marry me." "Indeed?" said Patrick, for want of something better to remark. Yes; he asked me four years ago, and I refused him." "Oh!" "He repeated his request two years sgo and I said no." "Oh!" "Last week he asked me again, and I reversed my deoislon." "I understand. "Tho trouble with Jack is that he is tx slow) no life; no dash. He Is too demure and quiet." Patrick opened his eyes. This of spir ited Jack Uowlston? In fact, he is so conservative and dif ferent from other young men that I be gin to suspect that he is a hypocrite yes, sir, a hypocrite. He only talks to me about business and music and will hardly smoke a cigar with papa, and papa says: There s a steady, reliable young man. meres a young man without a flaw.' Now, I like good young men, but I can't help thinking that Jack exaggerates his virtues, for surely no young mad was ever born who was quite so good as he would make me believe he ia In fact he is such an Impersonation of perfection that I fear I am not enough of an angel ever to wed 'him." "Really?" said the amused Patrick, "I wouldn't for the world like to think him fast, for I like Jack; but if he only was a little more different just a trifle less stupid more enter taining and and, you know." I think I understand," observed Patrick, with a grin. But I am convinced that he is a de- "DO YOU MOW JACK ROWL8TOR?" eeiver. He wants to win me by pro fessing to have alt the virtues, not knowing that if fie were only a little more open. The fact Is, this is a woman's age, and no girl wants to be treated like a doll. Now, if Jack only made more of a chum of me, If ." Here her eyes flashed and her voice faltered. "But my business is this: I want you to write me. up a journal of all h does for a week." "But my dear Miss Hobson" "Here Is your first fee." And she laid a crisp one hundred dollar note on the desk. "I wa intending to buy a spring bonnet with that, but I shall devote my pin money to unmasking Tack. Send me your report in a week. Remember, all about him, nothing ex tenuating. If I can only show him in his true colors, I but good day, sir. In a week I shall expect the report." With that the vision vanished. Then Patrick leaned back in his chair and roared with laughter. He forgot all his matrimonial troubles. "Haw! haw! ha! hat" chuckled Patrick. Ten days later Miss Hobson was seat-' ed in her boudoir perusing in an sinnsed way a long report There was a smile upon her lovely features. ' She looked particularly beautiful that night In a dainty evening dress, and uniloubt idly she looked all the more beautiful -because she w patlng Jack. "Oh, th wr'ti'rt!" the xslslm'l, UTUT 1 - X then the Tout? evntlcman himel I came In. His hair was parted in thi middle and he had a somewhat staid, reserved manner. 'How pretty vou are looking lhl evening, Margaret," he said, ia a ooa ventlonal tone, - . ., . ' 'What a matter-of-fact war you have of paying compliments!" she re torted. . "By the way. Jacj, I haven t seeujrpu all week. What have you' been doing? 'We have been very busy at the store, Manrerel', . . ' "You look tired. Jack." . . . i "Yea; business worries are wearing, and" t "What did you thitrk of- th races on Tuesday, Jack?" ' . "Whatr 4 ''Year I hear you aver there." j ,-"Why. hpw-- v.". T really bop yoa did not bet." j - "Oh, Jack, bow eouli -you?. .And tjc lose one hundred dollars! At least yob might have bet oq the winning bar.'' ' "'Margaret; let me explain " ",N'o explanation is necessary. . And Wednesday night. Jack, how did the banquet go off? So you responded to th toast, (That Old Bweetheart of Mine. They tell me. Jack, your fact was yea, just a little flushed, when you said: I tell you, gentlemen. sweetheart is like wine, bhe improves with age.' Was that me, Jack, yon had in mind? It was really a pretty ' I OVKSS I'4 BETTEB 60, MARGARET. sentiment prettier than any of youi commonplace compliments. Why do you keep all those pretty things from me? Is It because I am a woman? Oh I know all about your toast I have stenographic report of it Let me see: 'New faces new voices new charms: What are they? How may they com pare with the face Indelibly Imprinted on the heart of that great artist Time' How may they compare with the glances of that old sweetheart of mine whose eyes are stars steadfast as th shining planet whose beams mav guide the mariner o'er the stormy sea? Clois tered In my heart she grows more dear, like the wine of the monks kept in their dingy cellars.' Dear me, Jack, and I thought you stupid. Where did you learn such eloquence? Oh, you are like the other boys; you shut you heart to your sweetheart And youi last sentiment Jack! . do? baccha nalian! I am ashamed of you. 'So, quaffing this rare vintage, I drink tc the girl of old; to her eyes of blue and her golden hair not qalte golden Jack 'Out of the passing year het charms grow greater and I, her Serv ant, pledge anew to that old sweet heart of mine.' " Jack look dumfounded; then amazed, "Well; this is a pretty go," he said to himself. "And how about Friday night at the ciub, Jack; Saturday night at the op eraa front seat too, and then leaving the theater between every act? Then that wheat deal? I thought you re garded all speculations in a hlgh-and- mighty way of disapproval? What about those fast horses of yours? And is It tree you have stock in the new track? Oh, Jack, I have found you out Hypocrite, what have you say?" . Jack arose with consternation. He really looked frightened. . "1 guess I'd better go, Margaret I I good-by forever! . , "Well, let us part friends, at least'.' She extended her hand with a bright smile. He kissed it with deference and she looked deep into his eyes. "Why not my lips, Jack?" In a moment she was in his arms. "Then you love me?" ; . v "Yes; since I know you." "But how" "Never .mind how. You would not give me your confidence, and so I found out myself." "And you will marry me, Margaret?" "Yes, if you will promise" "What?" "To make me your confidante your chum not to try to keep anything from me? For, trust me, Jack, a woman always finds. out what she wants to know." . ; . . I promise" "One word more, Jack." Was I wai I 'that old sweetheart of yours?" " "You were; I have loved yon all these years, Margaret" ' "And I, Jack, have loved you not the Jack you showed to me, but the Jack I believed you were. This is the nineteenth century, Jack, and woman is man's companion, not a plaything or a dolL , And now sit down? Jack, and will play you that dashing new dance of Chamlnade. She is a woman. Jack, and women have their place to-day in the business world and in the field of art Is not this motive charming? is like an accompaniment to your words: 'A true sweetheart Is like wine. and improves with age. ' "Detroit Fret Press. . rot Others, Mr. Deluxe I hatfe just been look ing over the books in your parlor, doc tor, and 1 am surprised that a man your scholarship and intellectual tastes should care for such a lot of absolutely worthless trash. -. Dr. Pulser Oh. I don'tl Tbey are to amnse rnypatients while they are wait lug lor wffssfes navw- , fuck, - , ill W Mi- - !- f The less of ffoveminent tho better, if joe loty I kept la pac ma. pcpil- t -.gy sx4ttw at,, v-? r i t- v; i, n mm :k ' HP ' V. !!;v . .. - - . t . vjJiX Ijf . .- -' A- ' GEORGE WILLIAMS. ., . '. '' roeadersf thsTeant Men's Cbristitt Assorts ttoa. The Bnt todtty ef this orrtatsstlea vas called low Ufa Junt s, 1M4, at Lonaoa. Th Is Irani style la Loadoa and Hew York. Mr. anrelses at Loooa ...;')" TORPEDO BOAT. NO. 2. Built for the United States Gov , ernment at Dubuque, Ia. . J The First War Temi Con.trnptod a Tar. Lwnts Ovar a Then: MUe . from th Neaboard-Sh Will Be Kanted the Brieasnn- Rpeeu.1 Dubuque (Ia.) Letter. 1 Marine architects and the many In terested In our new navy have cen tered their attention on torpedo boat No. 1 to be known as the Ericsson, nearlog completion in the yards of the Iowa iron works of this city. This In terest is but natural when the fact is .considered that although designated as No. 2, It is the first experiment In torpedo boat building in thia country worthy of the name. Th Cashing No. 1 is in no particular up to the standard, V. a TORPEDO BOAT and In build, machinery, speed and th anticipated effectiveness in action fur nishes no gauge for comparison. The Gushing Is purely a Hersohoff product readapted to torpedo uses, while the Ericsson Is the result of oareful study by the naval department and has been built after the designs drawn by men versed in that branch of naval con struction. So It will be seen that there never has anything been com pleted in this country from which comparison may be drawn, and it 1 sufficient to demonstrate the Erics son's -excellence by saying that Eng land and France, with at least 800 each of these boats, have nothing superior, and It is doubtful if anything they -have produced will ever equal this unique craft ... This boat Is 150 feet In length and 15 X feet beam lit: (h widest section. 6he will have a dlsplacemenUofv 120 tons, and, while like all of her class, will sit low In the water. Yst, when ready for tea, she will need about 1)4 feet of water to safely navigate. In her after sections sly resembles the whalebaok, with graceful lines drawn In to the cigar-shaped termination, bnt forward she holds her depth well, giv ing her smooth and unbroken lines to the stem, and so sharply drawn that the least possible resistance is pro vided. . v , , No greater care could possibly hav been taken than has been ravished upon this vessel, every piece of mate rial being subjected to a thorough and scientjSo inspection, and nothing else than apparent perfection was allowed Jo go.. Her frames are of steel and the plating - of galvanized steel from three-sixteenths to "one-fourth 6f an lnoh In thickness. The work in com pleting the hull has been slow on ac count of the excellence required, and, as finished, is pronounoed a master piece by experts and government in spectors. In no part of her construction li so much interest taken as in the machin ery. Bearing in mind that the speed requirement is twenty-four knots, it follows that the propelling power must be something more than ordinary, and it is doubtful If a finer set of engines was ever built in this country, ana no boat of the size of the Ericsson has ever been provided with greater devel oped power. . ' . .. ' - She has two engines of the vertical Inverted cylinder, quadruple expansion typo, which, together, make a remark able amount of machinery for a boat of Its size. The high pressure cylinder has a bore of eleven and one-half Inches; the first tnteriiiediaterslxton Inches; the second intermediate, twea ty-On and one-bulf inches, and th Uw'iS j-- K seot-watenntal of this svsnt will b seliratt4 WUltams, the revnder, U1 auUelpai la la general stroke of the piston of sixteen inches. The twin screws are made of mairnesia bronze and are four feet seven inches in diameter. These engines are expected to develop two thousand horse power. - ' 4 " The steam supply it to com from two Thornycraft boilers, on placed In the section Immediately front and the other aft of the eagines. -They were built here under royalty to the Enr llnh patentees, and are remarkable In more ways than one. The principle on which these boilers are constructed is not new, bnt is seemingly carried to the limit The flues or the tubes con necting the sections number in each boiler over twelve hundred, giving an enormous beating service. These are covered with a casing of magnesia and 'galvanized steel, and with these and the machinery in place and fuel In the bunkers th little craft hat a full earff-o. XO. I, TEC EBJ0S8OH. Th armament of the torpedo boat will consist almost wholly of the ar rangements for using the Whitohead torpedo.. . To repel boarding she will carry four one-pounders, rapid-firing guns, but her effectiveness is entirely In her power to reach a point close enough to th enemy, fir her torpedo, and run away. The quarter for her orew are such that there will nndoubt- edlv be no rreat strife amonir the sail- ore of the navy to be assigned to her. There Is barely room for the crew and officers, with no opportunity for ac commodating guestjS or making. thlt last addition to Uncle Sam's fleet a pleasure boat' The general equip ment of the torpedo boat will be at per fect as it la possible to be made. Sh is provided with steam steering gear, with patent enunciators and an incan descent lighting system that I won derfully perfect , s . -, The work on this boat was com menced nearly three years ago, it be ing the first experience of the Iowa Iron works, whos managers have worked in. some particulars under a great disadvantage. Added to this came the strike at Homestead, from whence much of the material In the construction of the boat was re ceived. A strike at home also delayed the work, and for some, months during the past winter nothing whatever .was dune, but the little craft is now Bearing completion. The finishing touches are being put on both hull and machinery, and It Is expected that In a few day she will be ready to slid into the Mississippi. - ... It will take some days to prepare for her trip t the sea, which promises to be net only interesting to those navi gating her, but to the people along th Mississippi river, this probably being the only opportunity they will ever have of seeing a real torpedo boat Oa account of the shallow water of the river, the utmost care must be taken In going from Dubuque to a point be low the rapids just above Davenport, Iowa, after which she need anticipate no trouble In reaching the gulf. The delivery of the boat by the eonr tractors to th government will be tnade at Pensacola harbor after the trial trips have been made and she hat been demonstrated to be on of the fastest, If not the fastest, crafts in the world. ' . -x ; Fully realizing their obligations to reach the twenty-four-knot limit, the contractors Seemingly have no fear whatever of failure. They olalm to hav the machinery to drive the best much faster than this If required, and are anticipating in the.. real -speed achievement of ither , Ericsson their very best t-lTeniiwnrit f this Inland USEFUL AND - Fetato tiNie. i 1 ai - soand potatoes, n.al t r i l-. are perfect: v free f r n ; s little salt lien kre '.its. i - a t a i . A :d t t little flour unlJ it is aa i riiMlc ia the best to line (.a a acoaes should be p-. rd 1 . fork. This prevea's t ctif-. tenng. liutwr Xhtm '...t q h t and they are delicious, Tra e i amcr Spanish Buna M.x t, 1;T Otit intefflour, oa pint of tusar, ess cu;i?ul of sweet Oj- one -u fal of o;se -cuj'f butler, four eg? bestei iiv v one teaetvpful of li C i ysast or.e t a spoonful each, of powdered tmaauios, cloves, allspice aol fslrd. s! n Knead thoroughly, tata ro.l out and eat iatlarg biscuit and set tnem U rb in a wawn plaoe, het we .i riM-n, bake them like ro, is. Aaa as tnrj are taken from the orea spr in mwhin sugar over than. CarV. aa Inquirer. Columbus Eg-js.-lxiil.hArJ any number of tggt you desire. Tntt out the yellows care fully, snd while hot and mash fine and mix with them, tc your taste, fresh butter, sa't, prfri mustard and a suspicion of fiie y ciiop- ped enion. Fill the empty whites wuh thi mixture, take care not to brrsk them. Press th two halves togetuer so that tbey will look like a wboie tig. Cut a small pleo from oae end so that each will stand alone, as Columbus' famous egg did, and serve them stand ing in a dish surrounded with parsley. Woman's Work. , ' t ,. - German Cabbage. Shred red cab bage to fill a quart measure, closely packed. Put ia water. Heat In s saucepan two level tablespoon fult of butter, with a little salt and pepper. Put the cabbage In with only as much .water as will drip from th bowl and simmer for twenty minutes, stirring oc casionally. When done, add on table spoonful ef vinegar and let heat Heap oa a platter, and squeeze mashed pota toes through a rose, tube, around ths edge of the platter. Th roses of pota toes around the cabbage give a beauti ful, decorative effect This is aa ex cellent way to cook whit cabbage also. Good Housekeeper. Aunt Mary's Pudding. Pour ovei a pint of grated bread a pint and a hall of Warm milk. Stir it well togethei and then add half a pint of cream, the grated peel of one lemon, three ouneei of sugar, a piece of butter the size ol an egg, and the yolks of five or six eggs, well beaten. Mix all togethei thoroughly, pour Into a dish and bakt carefully. Beat the whitestf th eggi to a stiff froth, add three ounces ol powdered sugar, and the juice of ths lemon and stir welL When th pnd ding is baked, put k layer of apricot preserves over the top, pile the whisked whites over It and put in the oven tc brown lightly. Boston Budget HER SPRING DIET. Bints for th Woman Wis Reau fUepwti H.r UlcMtlosv Now is the time to bring down the proud head of the butcher and t make his spirit sore within by ceasing. in nftfrnnlut him milch. Th. H.VK nt irm-ni . n I vf,.f.tl. h.v iWInn nd ' ' ' , . the woman who practices vegetarian ism during the spring months Is ths woman whose temper will be good, whose step will be springing and whoss complexion will be a thing of beauty later oa The "spring tonic to which most people unfailingly return at thii season will not be needed II meat u also banished from th bill of far. I In all probability the hygienio wom an has all winter been eating oranget before she attacked the oatmeal and muffins of hor morning repast Oranges are still In order, but' they may b varied by grape fruits, and before long by strawberries even. Strawberrlei and cream, by the way, is not a fit dish for a morning meal, but the berries alone, with a little powdered sugar, ill make a delicious beginning for breakfast Oatmeal Is also to be banished from the breakfast table, and hot bread and heavy cakes. Let cold graham bread, with delicious butter, be substituted, and let a little piece of broiled shad, with plenty of watercress, be added, and there Is a breakfast dainty enough for the most epicurean taste and hygi enic enough even for a nineteenth cen tury woman. For luncheon she should have more fruit riates, figs or any, other sort- more cold whole-wheat or graham or rye bread, olives, a Crisp lettuce leaf or so and a cup of fresh-made, fragrant tea. The deadly eclair and fatal cream puff must be tabooed in the hygienic spring luncheon. ' A dinner hot clear soup, a very little well-cooked meat plenty of fresh vege tables, a green salad with French dress ing, fruit and a "thimbleful" of black coffee will make a goodly repast And the woman who eats these things will be blooming like the rose within three months. N. Y. World. . - , . '. . " '. Vsflawkyv .1. ' I .. . With a tweet smile she took hit hat and cane. "Dearest" she cooed when they were Seated in the gloaming, "I have something. to tell you," Sum moning all his fortitude he bade her speak. "Dearest," she proceeded, a delicate flush overspreading ber cheek, "papa has at last consented to our mar riage." He was too deeply moved to express himself for about forty-five minutes. When at last he found vole the latter thrilled with emotion. "That" A gentle pressure of the hand told him she was listening, "is what I get by monkeying with an opal ring." His eyes rested upon the fate ful jewel with a fascination Of horror. Detroit Tribune. f . A Modes Raqawb -, - . Judge Is there any special work you desire to do during youf term of im prisonment? - , - t Prisoner I would like to follow my regular vocation. , Judge What is that? Prisoner A" commercial traveler. Hello, - The Mr. Thinf, Willie Wilt Is it fashionable to be bored? . Van Arndt Can't say, dear, boy; but I know It's a Kto (.o be fethUmtti-ta j XnnW :;-" a it IT t S I r,-1 in, m :: i i at I y , sho si v are so ft . , . World, SJ f j.-vr 1 - j,: -i . 4 I K-.v. n r ; jk t 1.) I i s that v. f.tt a4 has cVO fit''- k r f - it is only the 1,.vf I: and to 1 i n w ' . c have power to t-.-.l -- I lie on a lower level, au-l l i higher by the very tntvis- ' spiritual love. U, I ... - Vermont bm S1 churchen, with 5 dm'.i'Vl i othr pastors, atad -" r i'- - ' In these churchea are t The f amiUs . cotitset '.. .1 t ch"thca are 15.:'-. l--a gam i ! In six Institutions of t this country there is a cc, In comparative tensions: .. -Bell, .the University of U' 1 '' ' York, the I'nivemity of t i,--vard, and the I nivpr-iity i vania. r . At a resultof th e-i.. ..' Y. " A movement over ten' y t students are reported to hv- 1 1. Christians in America durn K' 1 teen years of its exihtenec; , entered the ministry and over ' gone into foreign rnissica worn. To be dimtere-.fed is to V -and the world Is at the l-t i ' ) whom it can not tempt V ' ' ' cause spirit is lord of pisi'", world belongs4 to God. ' o . , eheert" sailh a heavenly v. have overcome the world." A Bi&hopLittkjoba appu-i r i , ceived as a gif t upou his enmi' quarter of a century In the i -office an amethyst ring.. A fw N York jewelers keep or mn a.t, rings with very large settings, 'in are usually called bUhop't i ... - In the Church of England, as , ,i in the Roman Catholic church, t Is part of the bishop's lns!-n a of , In 18'M the missionaries fi- -people of Hawaii ik-iur.,ti ,. graded pagana They g.ie t (Jospel, they gave them a written 1 guage; they founded schools, so i education is now within the ..' every one; they laid the found! i civil government and built tip r ized Institutions; they established dustrles and opened the way to s . foreign commerce. WIT AND WISDOM. Fidelity ia the sister of justice, -Horace. A relic of a lost ran the e pocket-book. Boston Bulletin. -There is a woman at the bt'gmmn: of all great things. Lamartine. The man who 'worries is not a b wiser than the one who burps d his own house, Ram's Horn. , Messenger Boy I did, sir. I wss long time going. -"What did the callers sv wh you told them I was out?" Maid Jim smiiea ana saia r rmay a not always & unlucky day. Inter Ocean. Kitty She says they re enr-"- and he says they are not No-v An vtm Ihink a! thnt? 'I'nni I thmu will take a jury to decide. Pack. -Mamma-rla Tommy Tinkle a t little boy in tchool? Eddie- i .' know. I've never seen the teache catch Jiim where he had to make n: story quick. i IS im ff,rfi,naTA ij i,rtm nt At!- guished ancestry. It is not i s t be such that people do not c&re to m quire whether you are of high, u - or not Brnyere. t Miss Painter Colonel, I f. the smell of powder makes yon m. Colonel NotatalL Pray don't mm on my account, x uoniniinii n a i. Detroit Tribune. Aversion from reproof is not ti lt la a mark of a little mind. A t m. man can afford to lose; a lillln, a nificant fellow is alraid of 1 snuffed out Cecil. Temptation often ws''i t' ' natures, as the pekim- s-,,v r - structive wasp attacks tie - and mellowest fruit e-1"1" - . sour and crude. Chariot tr- 1 "Why, Willie, Ho you n-- - yon paid twenty-five writs ' thos hanuHercnieis? 'int v i ' tmt cotton.? ""i, i-,: T4.. ' Mississippi silk. The auciionf.r so." , "I hate the word Vir" ... i -"Oh, I don't think it's so Dawson. "Docs your 5 . , sir,' when yoo tell hira to s v. "He? Oh, no! . He sa.s, 'I neither.'" ' Binaway So Nell a I" rled old Gotrox, eh? re-s ' If her matrimonial bondiv f, Stadelhome No; hv n i They're all govern rt.cut 4 j . Buffalo Courier. fie ha! t n f i ' f which, of all t," i f, i :..-. teve.t'?; he Yal r '.i r hd ex the put ti-i-d I t a i id t-o v lie, with it. M i I I C 1 yi (i t,