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-... aw r-..na bt y r t- '.sj oo June W, I it rv- 4 i .ir,j:g tbe nest 1 Tiw SI B'-'-ra. t s.l f e Ansf rk citiea tha ri ayeo;sti;w nr that ths ' n'" . r? use d tba tav-ycl t ijtJ bus-seaa greatly. d tke pait tijnn near'.y 10.0C) of r-rrvw railroad hart e.'.her converted to standard ---;" or abandoned entire' la the i. 3:".1 Slatea. ! Tut orw shop of the Baltimore A ' ' aud the yard to be beilt at Cum W .aa, Ml, wiU be the aanst ertra e la the endntry. The bailding e will cover J0, X0 quart teet. EVOLVED FROM GREAT MINDS. 1 Ilhi great sia to lmr ante a sin, i t rraawr sia to keep a sinful oath. I ,.epeare K anaa, aayaaa old asarim, arc thinys. They certainly ere influences. Trjua Iwiward, WsiaaaQereaelfka the sare at do t Titer tii o the fool, aad only rather sora, dangerowa. r'wwutw. PERSONALS. Ti-Fustdbit Hasrisos a fee la the latliaoe will ease la laid to have beca 1.5,1X0. Tai shah of Persia wUl ot rnnaia at a table on which salmon or lobster U placed. faiara Bismabck baa been elected ea honorary member of the Oenerel German Lng-aa anion. Ernroi McCi.ru ssys that Lincoln's trcwaera bagged at the knee, but hia knowledge of practical politics never did. Pa. to Pttpbab-, the bead of the German postal service, baa tost eele- tirsted his twenty-fifth anniversary as postmaster general. Ocstatb raiTTAS, the Oennaa nov elist, died almost unnoticed In America, Tt his "Debit and Credit had Im mense vogue In this country about 1853. Cam. Cbajlis Konxaa, a veteran of Um Bemlool war, died recently at afarinera Harbor, States Island, of pneumonia. Capk Kohler was born la 19US in Philadelphia. Tictob H coo sold his "Baa dlslande" for lot francs. The manuscript of "Boae et Blanche," by Georg-e Sand and Jules Sandeaa, was sold to the publisher for 400 franca. 11 ih Fur "I went to ret some French hulr-H Clerk "Very sorry, but we haven't nr. Won't some other kind dot'' Miss I .ip ".No. indeed. 1 in exiectina; a visit from s Kmichcoant. lwmtr'rcmh kisses.' i'tiilxlelphis Inquirer. r IM ana Run Down tfter the grip or other serious Illness, ron find Hood's Sarsaparilla exactly the medicine to build Bp and fire strength. "Ifoel thankful to Hood's Baras psrills for benefit derived from It. had the crip sad failed to regain health. I did not bars any appetite and in fact, a mere shadow of I myself. I at last Jf 1 i J resorted to Hood Nt b IkI BPriUa, and soon beran to improve. I could soon eat without distress In my stomach. Four bottles of Hood's Barsnparilla and a box of Hood's Pills took sway all sifrns of the grip. I want to say to all wbo suffer in a like manner, take Hood's Barsaparilla, for it will surely do you good." Gsosoi Mahlet, Green Oak, Michigan. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the one True Blood Furifler. II 1 rtMl ro lAnU-lenK. mild, eflw 11UUU OF 1113 ti.it All drumiUts. 6o. The Qreatest Medical Discovery of the Age. KEHfJEDY'S ncniPAi nicnnucDY i .LUIUaL UIOUUILIMI tCNALD KEKNEDY, Of RDXBURY, MASS, Has diKOvered In one of our common risture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Saofula down to a common Pimple, v He has tried It In over eleven hundred taes,and never failed except in two cases (both thunder humor.) Henasnowin his possession over two hundred certificates of its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. A benefit is always experienced from the first bottle, and a perfect cure is warranted when the rieht Quantity Is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains, lika needles passing through them; the same with the Liver or Bowels. This Is caused by the ducts be ing stopped, and always disappears In urrrU after taUinir it. Read the label. if the stomach Is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at first. No change of diet ever necessary, tat the best vou can crt. and enouen of It Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed time, soia oy an uruzgisis. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IMPERII 'tKAiMinvr i THE BEST x 'URSiN3 MOTHERS.lNfANTSr' CHILDREN t JOHN CAKLB SONS, New Vera. uwd W Crtam Balm for catarrh and om n 0rtt4 gnat bemU. 1 Se Hevt ft sV and certain cur. Vfry plntant Id tnke.Wm. Frastr, Roeh- s-!r, Jf. T. FARRH FLY'S CBBAM BALM ...Mt ih Nam! PftffMtras, A Msyt Pmll ..Mun, Hwili tte towt. rrnlwti the t . C"ld. Krfttnrefl th Hnwnof Tumi ' I lisini liiulcklrlllmalli - iunvti at bf null. r A. I 4 L .. .1.1 L . La:. Front t;. F;lkj tto-sra Oa Rocky Crec'a. (- HatkarfM CTT1 inn Rim, J a I fiMiafw bs tdtg. TIM -Cvtla liua liim' Bw rtt Alosf In the tpruur of the year yon es t snesetinm s'wsti tell wbea a th-jroofhered Aarnait eoy is f ois t .'"V-v bmk ost ia s r ffeh pisee and f t'. SSTSOBStkiB t whea Tea sint I T The JT new Methodist etreait rider clows here I a our Wtrict 1 which roa ua- derstand I don t koa the rwd Lord mr b low ed the breath at life into a better maa told aw of how ha tackled a year lia boy on bis lsst trip and backed hisa self ap Sjfia a tremendioa big snsf. A 1 tr Ba4 Cma I was rM'n aloer the old Jscksoa Trail Koad over there la the hill coaa- trr and the weather It was particlsr hot," sirs the preacher ia tellia ma sbout It. "I was weary tn ths flesh sod powerful thirsty for a drink of cool water. By-and-by 1 rode ap ia front of a house where I saw plenty of big shade trees and a well out In the back yard. It was such a cool and shady sod pleas ant look in place to step, you under stand, till I slowed up end hailed at ths gate. A little wormy-looSun, bare-footed, tangly-headed boy coma sround one sorner of the house sod I ask him if ha would be so kind ss to fetch me a drink of coed water, and he-fetched it 1 hare seen a heap of boys, and a heap of tough look in boys in my day and reauration boys that look liks they didn't put any salt In their dirt, tob anderstand but that was way yonder the most toughest lookln youngster I hsd erer saw in all my bora days It made me feel plum sad and sorry to look at him. I lowed to myself that be must naturally be an orphaut, but I didn't want to hurt his feeiins in brinria out the f sets. So I went st him kind and gentle ss I could. Where is your another, my little man r says I. She's down there la the bottom plowin and cutsln old Buck," says he. end I thought tor a minnit I would hare to faint and fall off In iV Too bad ! too bad ! too hsd T says I, sad I couldn't think of nothln else to r "Toa are plum right about that. stranger,' says the boy, "but you must remember this is a monstrous bad esse. You see old Buck is a mighty pecurious oxen, lie was raised an broke to cus- sin, sn' con sound him he wont pull a pound without It Daddy he up and died last week, an the meal is out, an' I'm bleeged to take the mule and go to mill. Mammy sint so mortal strong nohow snd she has got a ruther sorry roice for eussin, but under the sur rounding it Is about the beat ws ean do this mornin. Dresmla Old Dmni Over. In this conrtln, matin sesson, when the bob white whistles constant for hia mate down In the orchard, whistles loud and clear and sassy .like as if he's jest got married--when the rooster in tbe barnysrd flops his wings snd cuts the backstop, clucks and crows and Curls his feathers, flirts with bens and courts the pullets when the turkey gobbler gobbles, apresds his tsil snd combs his whiskers, puts on airs like a drum major with his scrstchln and his struttin in ths golden hues of evenin, in the dim and dusky twilight, when the whippowllls and mock in birds and katydids are singin so you here to stop and listen then it's pleasant to quit tbinkin and to catch my fool self dresmln dreamln daytime dreams, I call 'em dreamln of the times back yonder, in them good old dsyt you read of, in the past that's dead and buried, when I fait my oats sod keepin. when I stood six feet or better in my socks and didn't carry any surplus flesh to speak of, when I didn't hare these hitches In my knees, ond these Infernsl aches and pslns and ills anderilsthst the sinful man Is heir to dreamln all them old dresms oyer. When I shut my eyes snd look back, whilst my thoughts skip snd skeedad dle, I can seo that old log schooihouse and the pleassnt scenes sround it where we went to school together, where ua boys made flyln jennies, grsperine swings, seesaws snd sich like,when we hoys and girls went rorln after sweet shrubs, after heart leaves In them plain old days when people want so golnstion particlsr ss to keep two schools a runnin, one for males snd one for females, so the boys snd girls can't mingle snd git all mixed up together, so the girls can't see their sweethearts and the boys can't steal no kisses. I can see the white sun bonnet, wltb pink ltnin and blue trimmlns, and the dress she wore on May day, with the laces and the ribbons looped snd tuck ed and tied in bow knots and I recol lect exactly how she looked when first I told her that I loyed her ten times harder than a mule could kick with both feet, how she blushed snd sighed and fluttered while I waited for my an swer, and she looked up shy snd trustln like and says how she would have me If in case her folks was willin I can see the roses bloomln in her cheeks, and count the dimples in her arms and neck and shoulders, hear the music in her Isughter, catch the Sunshine and the shadows in her smiles and tears and I glances like I use to in them old days ! whnn Ota wnt to arhnnl together. I Well, of course I feel some oldei when I see thst old log schoolhouse, and it's ruther lonesome business to be nosin round promisens in the past that's dead snd burled cause the boys and girls I run with hare come up ss men and women. Some have gone away to stay, and others lioger yet amongst ua some hare mated off like we did, set tled down and gone to raisin pigs and chickens likewise babies. Yet we hadn't ought to grumble. Life is vain and short and fieetin, and the only thing that's left us is to live while we are ltrin. We can still be young and happy in our hearts and thoughts and feellns we can sing old songs together we can play sweet hearts forerer. And for me, I find a lazy, harmless, helpless sort of pleasure in this eourtin, matin season when my heart gits light and frisky and as mel low as a May pop-when I dream them old dreams over. Tbe (CTOfitB Bars, "Thara arc platity of mea in thU La It rr-rri ta fva sta r. evm-b caf3s tiers a:at b ce of V a t.iat etm.J if. h sr. U71 with s far ty foot poe" Bars 1 e Krcr.B t ate ea mt retara back home frv.a tori Best day Unt wees. "It wuuldat lock p'.ia Bsteral, Bute. f" s h"T tn be fnd sd hem''? at the ssaie time, Bier went oa. "but by rt l.ns it seams to me sometime ss if them boys ef bUbs mast of bcea boraed sad bred sad brusg up la meaaasas acd dri.meat. I reckon by this time 1 Bought have a littia amatteria of re lijrioa if it wast for theut rottea bad boys, which if they donl grow ap and git named aai more their waahin be fore it comes my time to dia I'm a U&t and ratal maa. "Last rammer, whlHttbs big meet-a Wasgoiaoa orer st Spring 11 lit samp grounds ma and Mandy" that's Bier's wife "wa went out reglar every day. aad socat or twkat I tended the night tins Toa mought not tbiaa it. Sufe, If I didnt tell yon, but aa al mighty tremeadias solenvholy feelia eome over bm two or three ticaea Or night there was such a terrible shostia and eoafusiooment goia oa till when 1 come 10 say right mind I was at the Baoarner'a bench aad cryia to beat six bita The preacher talked oat ia meet la, you anderstand. and prayed for tbe Lord to eome dowa right then and there snd "bless Bier Scror rins." Was sir, I wss wobolia around mtgnty elost to ths edges for a whole entire week. Bute, which Andy Lucas maintains till yet that all I seeded was a good dost of calomel and snakeroot to keep my liver movtn. "So Anally at last I told Msndy thst I would spit on she slats snd spils out and start over snd henceforward lead a better life. She wss monstrous glsd to hesr it, but naturally of course she had some doubts as to how long ths spell would lsst. "If you are goin to spile out snd stsrt over the sooner the better, Bievlns," says she, "and I do hope and pray that yoa won t raise such a terrible rucus aad eussin matoh with the boys in tbe morntn." "Bright and early the next mornin I got up and went around to the shed room snd called the boys talkin jest as kind and gentle as I could, yon un derstand aad told 'emit wss now time to git up. Then I went on and made a fire in tbe store and fetched a bucket of water, which it want my business to do that for common, but I wanted to act good and gentle with the boya And yet the boys wsnt up. I went back to the shed room snd tapped on the door, and told the boys thst their mother wss in the kitchen and break fast most ready, and they must git up. Then I went oa dowu to the lot and fed the stock, and some back by the wood pile and cut a turn of store wood, which you understand it wsnt my bo siness to do thst and I didn't do it for common, but I waa tryla my level durndest to spile out and ettrt oter aad be a good Christian father to a pasale of the meanest snd most lsxiest boys la the whole discovered world. And when I got back to the house the third time them boys hadn't budged narry peg, Bufe. I could hear 'em back there In ths shed room fussla and flghtin and carryin on till It waa a plum scandsla tion on the family, but they hsdn't so much as got out of bed. Whst did I do next? By tatllns I busted the door open and made the air blue with cuss words for a few minnits, whipped foor of them infernal boys and skeered the rest out. Then 1 went to breakfast and told Mandy that the fat waa in the fire. Some men can go and git religion, and apile out and start over, and ba good and gentle, and raise a crop of boys sll at oncst. But in ths main time, you understand, tbey don't bare to raise Scrogglos boya" till AheaC of IblOsma Mose Brantley from over in the hill country passed through the settlement the other day on his return back home from the Lnited States Penitentiary, which he had been sent up for three months on the charge of makln wildcit whisky. "It's all over with now" says I, "and the unwashed truth can't do ho harm. Tell me, Mose honest Injun waa yon guil ty or not guilty T' "Not guilty, Rufe," aays ha "not guilty In that case. But I have made so durn much of the stuff and never got ketched up with before till I thought I mought as well to ley low and Bay nothin and serve ray time out. 1 am seven years and nine months ahead of the game, you understand, as the cards now stand." Burrs Sanders. WORKS OF NATURE. 8fecies of snakes that are enemies of one another in captivity will coil up into their winter sleep in the same bundle. Dew is not attracted by some colors. Place a yellow board beside a red one and a black one; while the yellow one will bo covered with dew, the other two will bo perfectly dry. Tiik Arctic fox changes the hue of his coat to note the change of season. In summer his fur is dark blue; as the cold weather approaches, tbe shade changea until in winter it la snow white. Prop. C. V. ErLCT thinks he has dis covered satisfactory evidence of tele pathy among insects that Is to any, sixth sense, by which tbey are able to communicate ideaa from one to another at great distances. Th snipe has a nerve reaching down to the tip of his bill. It Is the only bird thns provided, and this contrivance illustrates the beneficence of nature in enabling the snipe to detect tbe pres ence of its food in mud and water, where the creature's eye ia of no use, SUBJECTS OF QUEEN Via Ms. W. T. Stead, it is reported In London newspaper circles, has acquired a proprietary interest In tbe iycho, and will become its editor. Gladstone's trip to the Eiviera ap pears to have rerored him to vigorous health. Some of hia friends say that he baa not looked better in several years. Lord Kosebebt and Mr. Balfour, Lord Elgin and Mr. Rhodes the foul men who between them guide and gov ern the British empire are all under fifty years of age. It is said that the duke and duchess of Fife still present in their daily Ufa the Interesting spectacle of a man-lea coup) who have not yet left theii courting daya behind them. ViscorjHT Vai.bstia, who has just been ?lcctcd to parliament from Oxford City in place of the late Gen. Mr George Chesney, make ths eighteenth titled member of tho hotisa of (sommoca, Out NDTED EEAWT1ES. JrsrTT Lrv? ws pe-.:e. sal a t'.'cie ef the M -.'. .i V-pe. Sappho is sa'd tv the Creek writers 1 to ban U-en s fckjcile. Aecoaiiix to the teaching of at tec one rM Fve w s bWfe. Eicrarss L'lizjjitb of Kusia was I one of the stoutest women of her time. Mas. MiUH-'Na waa large, with very striking 1 rat urea snd aa air of great prrsojxal dnity. Asr aia was a tvpical Creek besuty. with regular feu urea and very large, exprea.ive blue erca TBI fair Hccaa-ond was aa English londe, with fair hair and blue or light gray eyes. Mat. PR MrsTTsrA had beaatlful ve. r-everal of the poets 01 ner time lebrated their prsix?. Catalim, the famous soprano, wa of medium height, and bad irregular though very pleating features. Jezebel, the queen of Ahab, accord ing to 00a of the rabbis, had "black eyes thst were set en fire of helL LMrKEss Ansa of l.ua wss very portly, and the fleshiness of her fav greatly detracted from its good looks. A LIVING SHAWM. Ramarkablo Transformation Of North Carolina Man. tra.ca. Bat Trsw, Story fra IB. La .as st'Ctaa a Switbrra fttj V.r. 1B.4 by riimil favwili iUm. From Uu ertn tillt. jr. C, lbfxiir ) Tbe following Interview has just bee given our reporter by Mr. G. A. Baker, tbe ererie-jr st tbe firm of Lot Isaac A. Buck, of UreenviUe, N C It will interest any one who ba ever had Typhoid fever. Air. Baker said in part : ' 1 was llriur in Beaufort county, and aa the 2d day of October, t X)5, I was stn. kea down with typlioid fever. I had the best ef physiciaus to attend me snd on ibe 1Mb day of January, ltd, I wa allowed to pet ap. 1 wra emaa-iatoJ, wsak snd hi nosp petite. I could only drag along for a short distance and would be compelled to sit dovrn and rcsl This continued for some time snd I beg in to give ap hope of ever retting well. I lot my position in Beau fort ounty and haying secured one in Pitt rouutr, clerking ia astora, I undertook it. but was so weak I could not do the work, and had to rive it up. The diseaso settled in iny kieea, kg aad feet. I was takiny first one kind of nieJicine and then another, but nothing did nie any good. I waa mighty low spirited. 1 moved out to Col. Kuggs about four or fire months aro and com menced taking Dr. Williams' Pills. I took three a day fur about three months. I began ro',-ain my aniictite in a week a time, and then my weakuesa began to disappear, and hoe sprung up with a blessed nesa that is beyond all telling At the expiration of the three months I was entirely cured snd tould take mr axe and go in the woods snd do as good a day's work as any man. I was troubled with dysepsia and that has disap peared. It is alto a splendid tonic for weak people. 1 any, Mr. Editor, (iud blesa lr Williams. May be live for a long time. 1 know he will go up yonder to reap bis re ward, for he has done a wonderful lot of good. Tell everybody that asks you about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People that If they will come to me I can certainly satisfy them as to ihcir merits. 1 altrava curry a box of pills with me and whenever 1 feel ban I take one. t e were f orcibly struck with the earnest ness of Mr. Bakor and his stateuicut may be reneu on. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in s condensed form, all tho elements necessary 10 give new mo and ricnnoss to trie Diood and restore shattered nerves. They arc nn unfailing socciiic for such diseases ss loco motor ataxia, partial paralysis, bit. A mis' dance, sciatica, ncuru'giu, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effects of la gnpe, palpitation of tho heart, pale snd snllow complexions, all forms of weakness either in male or female, nnd all diseases re sulting from vitiated humors tn tho blood. f ink rills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent iost paid on receipt of price ("0 cents a box. or six boxes for tS.AH) by addressing lr. Williams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, n. x. IMPERSONALITIES. BETKt rew York Komeos were arrested In one week for borrowing money of their lady loves and then re fusing to marry them. Aa ambulance cycle has been in vented by a licrliD doctor. It Is a litter resting on two whcela at one end and attached to an ordinary tri cycle at the other, and worked by two men. It would be useful In small towns, where a horse ambulance ia too ex pensive, or In the country. A great romance reader, a Brooklyn girl, who wished to appear extremely devout In church, apparently continued reading her Bible even during the ser mon. A shrewd old lady, an occupant of tho pew just In the rear, looked over the girl's shoulder and discovered that the Bible cover was detachable, and that the Inside waa a popular novel. A Torno broker of New York attend ed a ball In Yorkers, and returned home about six a. m. lie tried to enter his room without arousing his parents, but was astounded to behold them at the head of the staircase. "I had to work all night at the office," he confusedly explained. "What sort of labor waa it," the father asked, "which compelled you to work in a dress suit?" BOOK CHATTER. Mr. F. Marion Crawford Is engaged on a new novel of Italian life, to be en titled "Adam Johnson' Son." Dr. Max Sihok Nardac, author of "Degeneration," ia of Jewish extrac tion, and was born nt Buda-Pesth in 1849. "TmGoi.des Pomp" Is Mr. Qulller Couch's recently published volume of selections from the Elizabethan lyric- poets. "Pokt Tracks" is to be the title of the volume in which Mr. Frederick Remington will record his western ex periences. "Hajts Breitmah'" is about to issue a new aeries of ballads. It Is about forty rears since he first essayed this form of popular verse. Ahtiioxt Hope has written a series of four story-telling dialogues which he calls Bad Matches, and which are said to be particularly witty. Mb. Buss Perbt a new novel, now on tho Scribner press, is called "Tho Plated City," and deala with a busy New England town wherein silver- plated ware ia made FROM THE OLD WORLD. Glasgow, which owns its street cars, prints Scripture texts on the cheap ticketa for workmen. Thx dome of the palais de justice in Brussels is made cf papier mache and wciphs sixteen tons W'txn the exception of Belgium, whose debt has beptt incurred for In ternal Irnprovainenta. every European national ia) (a gr,at pwl yrl 4 1 1 i Balance, KPawder Fure w , u a w w w t - ABOUT PEOPLE. In thah of Persia ha a pipe valued at t?3o,ooa Tbia is the most costly smoker on record. Aa exhibition of the presents which Bismarck has received during the past twenty-fire year ia to be held In Ber lin. Edwis Bt'R5-Jo5i, the famous British artist, ia of Welsh extraction, lie ia Rudvard Kipling's ancle. Burne- Jones is almost entirely self-taught Jobs Hxrr, cf JIatawan, N. J., who has just died, had recently fallen heir, It ia said, to over 1,000,000 left him by Charles EaathofT, a wealthy California u, whom he had nursed through a danger ous Illness twenty years sgo. Ma. JfSTK-B Habj.a leaves his dig nity behind him when he goes to his country place near Washington, where he may often be aeen romping on the lawn with hia big setter dog, or pisy lng with the children, to whom he is very partial. Bisnor Weslbt J. 0 sixes, of Georgia, the new star in the theological firma ment, is a colored man of vast pro portion a lie ia aald to have a wonder ful fund of oratory, originality and wit, a man who believes in putting, ss ha expresses It, lots of ginger into his sermons, and who realises his senti ments. Ret. Mb. Fairbanks, an America missionary in India, attributes a large part of his success to the uso of a bicycle. Not only Is he enabled to cover a more extenslre territory with it, but the natural curiosity of tb natives brings large crowds to see "a horse that needa neither grass nor grain." TREES AND PLANTS. Tn climate of Mexico la so rarled that In that country can be raised any product of the tropica or the polar re giona Perhaps the largest camellia In ex istence is at Piluitz Castle, near Dres den, Germany. The tree ia about twenty-four feet high and annually produces about 50,000 blossoms. Tni "witch tree" of Nevada and southern California exudea or exhales a phosphorescent substance which makes every branch, leaf and section of its bark visible on the darkest night. Fob many years green glasa haa been used for the roof cf the Kcw Gardens London. A recent experiment with white glasa demonstrated that the plant thrived much better with glasa of this tint, and tlis green la to be dis carded. FACTS IN FEW WORDS. Obbxrttoo barbers declare that men with heavy beards are most apt to b bald. It I not Illegal to deface coins, but It (a Illegal to deface them fraudulently. The American flag may not be used lawfully aa an advertisement. Wisa kings have generally wise council lors, as he must be a wise man himself who is capable of distinguishing one Diogenes. Good men have the fewest fears. Be who fear to do wrong has but one great fear; ho has a thousand wbo has overcome Ik Uovee, Hicks "Phraser declares that he owes everything to his wife." Wicks "Non sonwl Why man. he owes everybody In town "Boston Transcript. Baid rx Fux. ''How Is it your Tommy I so small for his age, Mrs. Briggsl" "Oh. the dear little thing was a shrinking child,'1 explained the mother. It is small things that count tn the battle Of life. I havo seen men get out of an ele phant s wav without any trouble, but they had a terrible struerle to get rid of a flea. Allan taConstitutlon. Tnnia Wives. Mr Flatte "My wife takes me down frequently In the elevator." Mr. Cottage (with doep feeling) "We havon't an elevator, but that doesn't make any dif ference." Detroit Free Press. "Es'rt cloud," said Uncle Eben, ''haber silver Uuln'. De trouble am dat er heap ob men ain't got energy 'nuff ter bustle an' tu'hn de cloud wrong side out." Washing ton etar. "Tni conditiona of the poor cannot be mended," said tbe sententione theorist. "O, maybe they can to some extent," re sponded the practical man, "with a potato patch." Indianapolis Joarnal. Hoax "Have you seen D'Auber's new painting! Hecalls it 'Friendless." Joax "Von! It' mmnrlrnlilv rflftllntie. 1 undo stand a baseball umpire posed for him." Philadelphia Record. Mamma "Tou may open your school re port, Tommy, and tell mo bow yoa have been doing this week." Tommy "Oh. here Is the highest mark, mamma, Al.'' Mamma "And whnt Is that for, TommyF joiumy "uays Bound Table. absent, 1." Barper's PROSPECTIVE MOTHERS snd those soon to become mothers, should know that Or. Pitrce's Favorite Pre scription robs child birth of its tortures and terrors, as well as of its dangers to both mother snd child, by siding nature in pre paring the system for J parturition. There by " labor " and the penoa or confine ment sre greatly shortened. It also promotes the secre tion of aa abundance of nourishment for the child. Mrs. Dost A. Gtrrwurs, of OakUy, Ovfrltn ., Tenn., writes : " When I began taking Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescriotion. I was not able la stand on my feet without mnering almost death. Now I do all my housework, washing, cooking, sewing snd everything for niy family of eighL 1 am stouter now than I hare been in nix years. Ywir ' Fsvorlt Prewiptioo ' is the best to Uk before confiusment, or st lrt It proved so with m, I Bter wOmi so liitls wUk say of sw aJiiMrtj M m wtm t last," I V t i All other powders are cheaper made and inferior, and leave either acid or alkali in the food. boval BA- povoc CO., tea wau tT,wtw-waic afr - - fr Wnx-vnw Millionaire (to beggar) "Be off with you, Una aiinutel' " "Cooie, sow, my Bum, yoa aeednt glv yourself si b airs! Toe enly difference be tween tou snd me is that tob are making vour second million, whhe f am as yet work ing at the first" Mounueimer Volkaeitung. fii to nmfesaor of philology) "What struck your attention iwrticulwty ea vour ation trip!'1 Professor "A hundred and iweoty twe Bnorthographic aigB-bvard." Fliegeude Elaetter. Bus is a foolish virgin. Indeed, wbo roeth without oil ia her bicycle tamp these daya Verily she hath whcls.-N. Y. Herald. A Happy Wraaaa. At last I am a well and happy woman again; thanks to Mcfclree a me 01 uaraui. 1 have Buffered for four years from womb trouble of the most horrible kind. Twelve years ago I went to the Kan Antonio Hos pital where iney perionneal sn operation, but it left me in a worse state thsn ever. I went to Dr. Kingsley snd Dr. D. Y. Young, but they gave me little relief. After spend ing I1J5 1 was not aire to leave my bed, and most of the time suffered pains to sqoal a thousand deaths. On the tenth of last Octo ber mr friend Mrs. Stevens advised me to try MVK.lree Wine of t'urdui. The first bottle did me rood, and I rot more, and to day 1 am a new woman; am able to do all my cooking and house work, lam running a boarding-house ond doing all the work my self. I still use the Wine, snd always keep it in the house it saved my life. Mju. M. i. Mxtebs, Appleby, Texas. Jcdob "And vou are accused of throw ing s mug ot beer at the plaintiff." Defend ant "Anvbodv who knows me will tell you that It is inconceivable." Fliegendo Blaet- ter. To Cleans, th. Rriteas Effectually, yet gently, when costive or bil ious or when tho blood is impure or slug gish, to permanently cure habitual consti pation, to awaken the kidneys snd liver to a healthy activity without irritating or weak ening ihom, to dispel headaches, colds or le vers, use Byrup of Ktgs. TJirDERsTAjmiNo the spirit of our institu tions to aim at the elevat.on of men, I am opiKised to whatever tends to degrade them, Lincoln. Laoies can permanently beautify their complexion withlileun a Sulphur Soap. Hill's Hair sud Whisker Dye, IA) ecu La. There is a constant yearning In this coun try for s tramp who can make himself up to resemble the tramps that are pictured in the comic papers. N ashington rosi. We have not been without Piso's Cure for Consumption for 20 years. Likie Kebkel, Camp bt, Harrisburg, Pa,, Jiay 4, 14. Till thou hast conquered thyself thou art but a slave; for it ia almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite ss to thine own. Burton. Ir I were sure God would pardon mo and man would not know my sin, yet I should be ashamed to sin, because of its essential baseness. Plato. Frosts are generally dew before they come. FOR CURES SCROFULA, BLOOD POISON. THE CURES CANCER, ECZEMA, TETTER. S BL00D White Washing Done Everywhere with Clairette Soap All Wactilnnr its n.l n.t-!l. washing, as all soap ia not Clairette. That bath-brick tint when seen in clothes, al ways proves that the v are stran- S gets to Clairette Soap. Try it ooia everywhere. Made ME la. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY, SY. LOUIS, t BwlBtawwiWtHWMMIMl8MWtWBt8ll9l. DUNCAN'S LINIMENT ('s-oaPHFUMATliVI Head(,che- Toothache,' ( rK 1 1 C UITIV 1 I and PAINS generR,,v. I I 1 fe&S&T1 h DUNCAN'S LINIMENT tW For COLIC in HORSES and MULES It is a deed shot" ' i Z"2" waa CO., i V 3 B.W- Tbtot V. .m One Hundred IKI!ars Reward fo any esse of Catarrh U1.1t cannot be cared by Hall tstarra cure. F J. LttEar a. 10 . rnps., loieuo. u. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 14 years, and believe him perfectly honorable iu all ouiBes transactions and financially able to carry out snv obligation made by their firm. Wt Truav, WOolesale i'twii-us. i NiK O. Wakling, Kinnan & JaVrvin, Wholesale Prunmts. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly OB the blood and mucous surfw-es of the svstcm. IYk. "Sc. per bot tle. rvld bv all Irucirits. Testimonial free. Hall Family Pills. "Yoc are not going to wear that enormous hat to the theater to-nirfit, sre you!" said her mother. "Yes." "You should be mora considerate." 'lam considerate. I never wear this bat anvwhere but to the opera. Then those who can't sea ran listen to toa music." Washington btar. It Btiekath Closer Thaa a DrattMr, Does the rheumatism. Cutoff all relationship with itbvthe aid of Hostetter's btomath Bitters, which severs the bond without los of time, if you use it promptly and persist, entlv. Ko testimony Is mora positive and concurrent than that wlUch establishes its eSBcacy in this obstinate disease, tacit with assurance of good results for mala, rial, dyspeptic and nervoua trouble, conat patiou and biliousness. 'Sov folks." said Pncle Ojen. "am so skyaht ob doin' dah wuhk on'y haf way dat dcyinwari'bly diapa hit right at do begin- in'." W aatungum btar. 'DB am some men," said Cncle Eben, "dat regards eb'ry change 111 de weuoan as a change for dewus." Washington btar. 8or. Kyes t'ar.d. Jackson' Indian Eye Salve never fails to do this; 25o at all drug stores. A TAU.OK being asked If tho close of the year made him sail said yes, untulhe clothes of the year are paid for. A prixce who falleth out wilb his laws brcakctb with his best friends. bsvillo. Whehb liberty Is, there ia my country. Beujamiu Frauklln. BKST IN THE tVOHMJ. 0T twr6)DV) 6V4 0t THE RISING SUN STOVE POLISH ia cakes for gentrst blacking of a stove THP. SUN PASTB POLi: H for a miiclc aflcr-diuptr snine, applied bJ pol ished with h cloth. Mors. Dras.. Traps Canton. M -., V.S. A. iiiiiiiuuiiuiniiuii)UlH'"""ii"UUUUlg 1 ENCINE3 and BOILERS. 3 M. dUDLEY COLEMAN, atostvsa, 1 asviv sarlv. NEW ORLEAN8, LA. 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