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Anauuncir. candidate for SUta as
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s .lOnO. F.WEBB : j
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Attorney: at: Law.
Office Ib ths BatWr Bnildiaf, LibartT.
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Ttttkb. "McKNlQHT;
Attorney at' . Law,
fcSUMMIT, MI83. j
i7."V'U"i)rV6Ucir Jb all . tha Ooarta af
lk and edjolnlny oenatief, aai la
b Bnpraua aai i'edaril Ceurti at
Jaoktoa.
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t, J.rR. QALTNEY. ,
4;jAttorney at Law,
' ' ' LIBEttTT, HISS. i
"' ' AUbuilacu'noBflded to'aU Mr aril)
, taoelTS prompt fcttention. .
1 ' E. II. RATCLIFP,
Attorney at Law,
', QLOSTEB, MIS
Wilt rasttoa In all tna Caara a
Anita and adjoining countie taa ia ta4
teapraata, Cor at Jaekaoa, -. U-M.
1 Cloater, Mlm. - Oloatet, allsa.
RITCUFF &IHLKUS0H,
Attorneys-atL'aW
1 1 . LlDEETT. MISS.
Will rAacUca In all MiaeourUof AmlU
and adjoinlnK oountlca and In tha la
prema Coart at Jaoksoa. , , ,
;UA. 1PARS0NS,
5 AttOfney-at-Law,
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OLOSTER. J j'j J MISSISSIPPI.
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Will practice In the ooarta of Amltt
and adjoining oountics, In both criminal
and cItU eaaoa, and in tba Suprensi
OGice in the rearol EatcllH'idrufrtora.
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i J it Louis, Missouri.
IHOTEL';
And Livery Stable
'.T.1 LIBERTY, MISS. ' ,
'"ITta an3erstsned bepa to ' announce
, -that- she Is bow prepared to recoira
toarders". and entertain tbe traveling
p'uWio Faro tbe best the narket af
ford ' She is also prepared to meet the
, wants of tbe publio in the way of feed
trig1, itabling and groom I nj stock which
oa; be-entrusted to her care. Charges
easooablo.. GUotce a trial. '
. J1RS. ,V. V. WEBB.
. Ti"i P rincn tiLr,
AN ACT C? CHARITY.
B JEIE JS. AKDtKSOX.
Mrs. T Walrwi a in i ery com
fort&bla fmiti ef' blind a n.l K.K'
Tom" had roat home for lunchfon.
ihd had aniiablv ttarteil off with the-r
yaest, Crace May ward, for the pwhlic
rewjmoa at Uia white honsa. uxee
WAS to f(7 bu th aflrtifkntl t.-Mil. h...!
this ra hrr last tMtice to .-e the
"Krrt LaJr of h Land," u the newa
piijwa qH our democratic quera. Tom
would be COminw home fordinn.rainn
aftr seping- Crc off, aod there womIJ
i a raanee eirain tor thf is- ilthr eotv
eaimrs Kether. It was selrlsk.
i jut l)S was glad that they were
noC to have any more Tiitor. 'otxxly
wonld be coming to fashi'rjsrton, now
that tba seasoa was so nearly oer, lad
sue could Jiave lorn all (o herself, bhe
looked luilr out of thn w-inrlnw unit
saw her husband and Grace boarding1 4
car tt the corner. - ... " ' i
There is aearcelr nnvihinv tnnr fcn.
tertaininf to a student of democratic
;tucrniiieQt man an afternoon recep
tion at the white house.' Mr. Walton
sad his charge had stood lotig and pcr
severingly "in line," first In the
street, then gradually pushed along
within the grounds, till at last they
found themselves standing in solemn
We, Grace in front, at the very thresh
old of the blue room. Just ahead were
two tiny but bold figure- small,
dark-eyed Jeweas and her1 smaller
brother--"M!sa Zimniermaji and Mr.
Zimmwrman," they gave their names to
the Inquiring usher; "Mies Cinnamon
and Mr. Cinnamon,", he shouted, lu
stentorian tones, as they passed along
the Biaglc circle within Which stood the
receiving1 party. f . -;,.
Back of these was a curious-looking
old woman with a huge green veil tied
over her head and ears and a tiny, faded
old black shawl gathered tround her
shoulders. - - (
. "Wall, now, It's good for sore eyes' to
we ye," she said, as she shook hsnds
lingeringly with one of the cabinet la
dies. "Be ye Mrs. Cleveland? Wall,
now. ! I can't see es ye look much like
yourpicturethatrvegotathome. That
looks just like my Cynthy did before
she died." Her tones were croaking,
but there was an upward curve of hap
py pride in the wrinklee about the kind
ly old eyea. . .
"Move on', there!" came the rough
voice of the policeman. And Grace and
Mr. Walton found themselves taking
the woman's place j and then, all In a
breath, ihey were ont In the great room
beyond, amusing themselves by listen
ing to the broken English of a group of
Coreana who stood in one corner, gay
in native costnme, with their odd cape
on their heads.
"Four o'clock already," said Mr. Wal
ton, looking at bis watch. "We shall
have t hurry, if you want to see the
conservatory."
Just as Mr, Walton was putting Grace
oa her train, Mra. Walton drawled u
lazy "Cornel" to the maid who brought
her the afternoon post -'TheCe were
two letters. , One, a ,fat .one, front rt
young cousin of Mr. Walton's,, she
opened firetf ' ' " '
'"Mr Bear ftawtf leather from lWs
letter tnaf' ysv two are still snosnln
along In your, nuptial bliss, not settltd
down. enough ta enjoy visitors, Bo I'm not
coming;, to ses you. But you oan'S uess
whers I have been I " j
"It seems t year 'or two, bnt It's really;
only a morth, I've spent with a dear funnv
old aunt -of Tom's and mine. I thought I
knew, what It wauld, be like to live that
way, but Oooseberryvllle exceeded my most
fantastic visions. . . r 'i i
"Aunt Martha lives In a little old placej
not picturesque enough to be called a cot
tap, and not sizable enough to be a house.
I Just pumped my brain to remember all
' the 'news' for year baek of anybody con
nected with our enormous family. Bha
would roll piecrust while I washed tea
cups;, or, to be less poetic, but more fre-
?uently true, she filled the oil lamps while
scoured the iniddlsnans or polished up
the gilt frame of, Mr. Cleveland's picture in
the parlor. ,...,. - f
"Poor old soul I J Board that the villagers
about there call her 'Huts.' I found that
she had had for 'breakfast ever since she
was left alone, which Is several months ago,
griddlecakes and molasses; for dinner,
bread without butter and half a plej and
for supper, the rest of the pie and bread
end cheese, with a cup of tea. Bhe said It
was cheaper and easier; she never had been
much of a hand at accounts;- and in that
way she could tell Just how mucl) she
spent.i and 'keep within her income.'
"While I was there, of ourse I : paid
board, and I 'Instituted a change,' as she
called M. At first she wouldn't eat but one
or two different things at one meal; but I
soon coaxed her Into Woking up all her
famous old recipes, and I left her a new
creature. Bhe got so much fatter and
brighter that you would hardly have known
her. . - i s , .. . . . . - -
"There's ho tise of sending her money,
for she won't like it er.it If yoii and Tm
could send her a new shawl and a new dark
green veil he never gees out without these
two things, part of her ,'ruf why,' she
tvould put In a better appearance, the dear
old soul! . .. - i i -
"The visit fiss really done me good, too.
I was getting into a rut, myself, if not
quite as narrow a one as Aunt Martha's.
"Most affectionately, your cousin,
'- " "Flobemch."
Tom Walton ft as hurrying home,
across the little green "square" oppo
site his street, when ha heard someone
peak In s, quavering' tone." "Slrtdo
you know wber Park place is?" -'
,Ue looked arounsVand saw a littieold
woman sitting on a bench that stood at
the edge of the gravel walk. Ehe was
apparently too tired even to stand up to
attract attention;- and she tipoke in a
discouraged fa.j, as if she hardly "ex
pected him to turn around., , ,
' "Why; madam, this block; Up here is
rrk plac,- "What number art! you lock
ing for?ho said, kindlyisftting down
beside the old lady, and waiting patient
ly while she fumbled in her pocket.." 1
can't find the pnpef," she laid, at
last--"Hut I think it's 47." t"
"Very well, madam,"- said Tom, -still
more kindly; he knew I Tie re. wan no pitch
r".',.l--r ii t'-e ; ' -c, li f ! I not w i h to
lava k ber hope down not i nhe oonld r'sfc
j'sled up her uu.tifella, and the 1tr-H
grstefuujr oa hn aflii si they fcroistJ
h sqirarr. ... J ,
lie ojvBed tbe door with the latchkey,
and !DUe!cd the old lad j into tee
library. Ihere be settled her in a big
armchair, and then ran hastily upstairs
to his wife.
Now Harriet was just lookihgabctit
tor a eonrcuk ill cfaaii to put her skein
bf iilk across, hile she wound it on a
larpe spool, to keep it from tangling.
When Tom entered the room she jumped
np happily, and, giting him a kiss, seal)
Imperatively t "Now, Tom; yiju are Just
In timej put out Jour hands, sir!" j
"Voa dear old fellow did Grace 'get
ofT? What kind of a time did you have
at tbe reception? Tremendously
crowded ? oh yea, that goes without say
ing. Oh, Tom, It's such a trlessed relief
to bve yon hre, slj to -myself. , Ws
won't be 'at hooe' to anyboily. fdr s
week, Will we? but just have some f
otir pleuM.nl little evenings Uigrther.
1 la some tea?: llere, 1 can reach tbe
bell. bj the way, I've bad a lettrr frotn
Florence Drayton. She's been np to a
new prank been playing her ehe.v-up
act down at your aunt Martha'a. be
must be an odd old soul from what
Florence says. You've never told m
much about he. When ilid you see hit
last?"., t. .., r , 5i. ,,
" "Aunt Martha? Oh, Uot since I was n
hoy. I really have rather ht-gleeted her,
1 suppose, fbe was all right ad long as
her daughter lived jnue. Bhe taught
school down there, and they got oh very
well; but, speaking of old ladles"-' j
"Oh, Tom," broke la Harriet "you
seem to be excited on the subject of old
ladies. You're twisting your hands up
frightfully, and the silk is a mess. The
trees look bare yet over in the. park,
don't they ? I shall be glad when sp;-1ng
really comes. If Jt hadn't been for Ut
frost!" j
"Apropos .of (lie park,'' isald Tom.
humbly, beginning again rather abrupt
ly, "when I wa coming through the
park this afteruoon there was a poor
old woman sitting on a bench. I it-ally
felt sorry for her, she looked so help
less snd tired '' 'i ' ' - J
"Oh, Tom!" cried his wife, Inilespair,
"do please be careful. You're knotting
the silk -worse than ever. Be sorry for
we. y oo can t waste.yobr pity on every
loafer you see on the pork benches!
"But,' Iletty dear, this old lady wasn't
ft 'loafers' she was just a respectable old
country soul, 1 should judge, who had
lost her way in the city, I really felt
sorrv for her." ...
" ''Why didiv't you'bring her home for
dinner?" said Harriet, a little sarcastic
ally. "Oh, Tom now you fcave done it.
Tom dropped the silk entirely in bis
dismay,- and gnxped, halt laughing In
spite of his anxiety! ''Wall, Hetty dear
I did bring her home with met'
"Thomas Hurr Walton! What have
you done with her? Poor old thlngl
nnd before Totn could grasp his wife's
purpose or change his mode, she was
downstairs, flying through the draw.
Ing-room Into the library beyond with,
as she afterwards confessed, a mixture
of feurs that the , "poor old woman
might have lal len In a f aint from wean
ness, or that she might have made ol?
with the brlo-arbrae."i c ?. '.--
Poor old thing!, Bhe had not fainted,
Tint she was almost unconscious from
cheer exhaustion Tenderly- they lifted
her snd cert-fed her over .to the dlvnn ta
the bow-window recces. , She asked
feebly for,hef bog, and. 'moaned oul
something aboat be h-ig"ao many people
J He re,", and she was '.'so tired. v i
"AVhy.,1 do believe it's the very same
old creitture that walked ahead of us In
the procession at the white house," said
Mr. Walton; it's the same green
veil!"
They looked for the liltle'bag in vain.
"I remember she held on to it when 1
took her umbrella," said Tom. "She
must have dropped it in the street with
out my noticing it." . '- S ' ' "
, "Tom, denr." nM Harriet, aa they
went into Jhe dining-room for dinner,
leaving the "poor old soul" foot asleep
In" the library'ToTO, I 'think you'd
better send around to the other houses
irj the place and inquire if they are
expecting "an" old lady: You see, it's
Only a block; and it might save her
friends great anxiety.
"Rut who is there on this block that
could possibly be expecting her?" Tom
asked, doubtfully. ' -it ".
However, he admitted that there could
be no harm; done, and finally said he
would step around himself. But he cam
pack within half an hour without hav
ing .learned ' anything about "aa old
lady looking for some number on Park
place." Nobody waa "expecting her.1
"She must have meant Park avenue.
they decided; ''we will try to find out
to-morrow; don, t disturb her ttow."
And so, with cushions carefully ar
ranged to shut off nil draft, they left
her on tha wide window conch for" the
night. The next day they had a doctor
call in and a trained nurse from the hos
pital. The old lady was very III, and
talked feverishly.
"Mrs. Cleveland was there? but I
didn't have a cho.nce to shake hands.
They made lis hurry by so fast, Butshe
looks like Cynthy. Yea, Cynthy con Id
have made a president s wife wouldn't
have been 'a mite too good for her. 1
think I ,d ropped my beg dropped it
yes,, there it is; and I'm too tired to
pick it up! ,,.
Suddenly . Harriet, .listening, .turned
and ran downstairs to the library, from
which they had carried the old woman
that morning tip td the "guest room,"
which Grace Maynard bad just left. "I
wonder if she could have dropped it
here"!" was the thought that had Come
to her. " '. - . : ..-," -,
She looked about,, neas the chair
where she bad found the old woman on
the previous- afternoon; and tl.ere,
surely enoinrh-thre was the little
black busr!. She hesitated for a moment,
then decided to op'n it,
Then she flew nf:iiF In ilr..
rnrheotumy a t.ir ta .! uga
m VfCM4arWa Of ten UwH, , -
At the second Jannsrv il . t -. j hi
Marchcster i was roiJ with Liitcrcst
by ' racing men that the lve wi.4i
caw lit first, Set-Chi ad tiiiijiad si
derjfoiap tba operation cftraheoton;J,
acd carried athvr tubes in their wind
pipes; Among the ' principal,! draw
bucks to the breeding and owning of
horses of aU clasajcs is ithe aftei-tko
known as "roariug." Tte he avi. r breed-;
art pKilituy- tiorl eVnhjooy tfs Si'0r
k'ct, bat, jiu.'a the ctannse aisabk
race burse Is ita.rielirr.its rflccts Bfe(
accent ns ted and tbe 'si -here of interest
eu!arre.r;','--'1 '' - I
. The notsjccoiUtrd if jriug furred exrt-
tlon by the, "roarer" tSfrends maily!i
6lat ruction ta the current of iiispired
sir through tbe larynx.- Trra aouud te
variously altrsbubxl to d picsuinti of
we tryteaoitl nud to relaxation bl t.
vocal cord ortbe loose aryteno-epip!ott-dean
fokls, but there is general agree-'
meut that the paralysis of the muscles
af the larynx ou which the obstruction
depends corresponds to the distribution
ol tlw recurrent nerve, (most frequently
of the left side). Opinion js by no
means unanimous as to the luesns by
which tbe function of the nerve is dis
turbed, but tunre is little question as tt)
the heredity of the affection, and tone
as to Its serious effect on tho subject.,
It hn thou ft ti to Call to mind the case of
the celebrated Ormonde and hia stock
The attention of the veterinary pro
fession has long been directed to pbvia f-
ing the dyspnoea by removal of the ol
structjou. IScnte three, or tour j yeori
since considerable sensation was ex
cited by the' reported discovery of a cure
by ablatiau af the offending eartilsge.
Tba uncertainty of this (ojcrotion,
which, perhaps, with some modifies?
tlbn, hail been 'previously practiced b
Moeller ami others on the ootitinenf,
has left It ip disrepute to-day -1
Benentms by very common experi
ence In tracheotomy as a ' temporary
measure lor relief in acute, laryngeal
affections, veterinary aurgeons hav
now adopted tracheotomy tubes as per
manent arrangements for free admis
sion of air to tha lungs of "roarers."
This Is by 1 6 means a rare procedure,
and many carriage horses may be daily
seen inr London and elsewhere wearing
these tubes and working Without Incon
venience. Like observation may be oo
caaioually made in the bunting field,
and. In certain instances, horses, which
without them could not have galloped
mile without the greatestdlscomfortto
themselves and danger to their riders;
have with the aid of tubes been hunted
for five seasons, i i . .-i,;. ft
The operation itself is a very simple
one. It is usually performed with the
patient standing, a longitudinal' In
cision being made through tbo skin
covering tbe trachea, usually from six
to twelve inches below the thyroid
cartilage. ' The muscles are then sep
arated,, the trachea incised, and, if In
tended as a permanency, an orifice for
insertion of the tube Is made by excis
ing a portion of three rings' Bleeding
ta rarely profuse, and ordinarily bo ves
sels are ligatured and no forclpreesure
applied.' ' "
! The tube bent adapted for permanent
use supports itself in position. - Jt is
composed of th,rce sepnrate pieces, twoi
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vi n iiH-u, wnen lliserieu, luriu aiueiu
applied to the skin, each hating a flange
in the lumen of the traebea. tha one be
ing directed upward, and , the . other
downward. The third piece, "the last to
be inserted, la a hollow cylinder open at
each end, which prevents the cut cart
ilages from falling in. ThB tub is
usually of white metal, silver-plated.
" For some time after the operation a
muop-purulcnt discharge may necessi
tate the daily removal and cleansing of
the tube. When healing of the wound
is complete the tube Is often allowed to
remain In for weeks without removal
The horse appears to suffer no incon
venience. Pneumonia or accident Ik of
very rare occurrence. Excessive gran
ulation sometimes caUsfor the Interven
tion of the veterinary surgeon, but in
the ordinary way the groom removes
aod replaces the tube satisfactorily
British Medical Journnl. j , - . .
TROLLEY CARS IN ROME.
How Th.y An Equipped ta Moflnt the
HlHs of tho Eternal City.
The Eternal city, "Rome of Caesar,
Itome of Peter," has been, Invaded
again, this time by the trolley.: cat.
The road connects the main railway
station with. the. center of the city.
It Starts! from the Piazza & Bilvestro
and goes up the Vio di Capo de Case
and then through the Lndovisiao quar
ter to the Piazzi di Termini. It is a
double track and is nearly two miles
The power station is located on the
slope of the Sabine hills, and tho elec
tricity is generated from turbine
placed in the waterfalls about 18 miles
out of the city. , Tower i conveyed
to the city by four large cables that
run into a transformer house near the
Porta Pla. The enra, like all rolling
stock on European trolley lines, are
model vehicle. I hey are flooded with
tight at night, and instead of signaling
tbe conductor when one, -wants the ear
to atop, , all be has to do is to press a
Mttton on the seat behind him.
4 Some of the hills on the line are so
Steep that, apeciol. brakes' are neces
aarv. . Both hand, and foot brakes are
used, one acting on the wheels directly
arid the other on the rails. " In addition
there is an -electric emergency -brake,
which will stop the car m a few yards,
even 'When going quickly down hill.
The .principle of it consists in short
;5rcuiting the. motors, which are then
driven-ae dynamos by the momentum
if the" car, which is 'thus rapidly
topped., j - " -
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ji-erhnd wirr and eoniid f'? rr
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cc-'.iiiie s, ; o ,-!i B' n 'o '
ly t'! .-wd, the 1 hi, i r d'
from auioi wboni l;,ti Njiiie
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ma v. in tin- r tuTvi, ...in t lie i. ;'i.' (i
1 'nut-els' A 1 of 1 (ni-idi t 1
of sjio m-iti. ,1 , iiujO,itv en
e"!ir f nh. J i r i iu In '' t.i' 1 1
s jn ci t in' 1 1 j v a . a inn I t
d r f );e r Kum" f't a r . r
at to prtteut il I'-.in-.ces of their n it
tivea ", t ti-acnj tnc.r v. hereHUonta
In nine fii,v out tif tea, lm cu r, If ib
lajy h bos t int Id ui-'.-t tarjee l:t
identity is revealed to her I.tnfoik hi f
the chief object, of her lift, become tu
obtain rich places for bcin bv S T
mean befoul. -The suUita of "IVrkey,
therefore, . i. tnvsriubJjf .the bob ef
slave woniaiu. I'.iit tbe moment thai
slave becomes the mother of a prince ot
vB a princess af 11m blond svyal she is
set free lud given 4miei iol rank. A(
an Instunce in point, muuy old residents
In Constantinople stiil reinchibcrs bow
Bultad Manmud If. was smitU-n with
sudden yasslon ,f er a .buxom. Hauif
mqrojinah. Of bathwomau, w ho, on be
coming the, mother of Abdul Medjid,
aiiDtUtaneously b-aie Kadine effcmli.
anil eventually rcSe V the t-upreined j,'
nity of "Valide sultan." :m .3!
As all gdod M uosiilinans should hav
four CllieKil wri-es, so the sultan hat
fonr Kadines,, Xach benre her ewp dis
tinctive title and fakes precedence a
cordhigly? It va as the Bach Kadine-', Of
priaial of these laditsi, tha sister ot
Zakl Pasha, all too well kn.owa.for hi
exploits ia the Snssotui, who was trc
cently erroneously described as the sul
tana. . '-. 1 . i.. v e .--;
Three of the Kadines re respecUvely
denominated the Skioilji-Kndine, or sec
ond hidyj the Artunie-Kadine, ot mid
die lady, end the Rntchnk-Kadine, or
little ludy. .The fact that each.ot these
ladies must, according to Motdi-m law.
have en equal court in every detail.
fttinv the mistress of the robes down to
the lowest scullion, and even: to, the
number of her hoisos in her stable, ex
plains why some other feuiule person
age of the Imperial entourage must per
force be, selected to hold the place and
title usually, allotted to the wife of a
monogamous sovereign. Thia person
age, in -the Turkish system, Is always
the motherof the reigning sultan and is
known as the , Valide su'.lan. Should
th?.. sultan be motherless t the time of.
hia accession, his foster mother takes
the posltittn, this connection being con
sidered almost as sacred aa the maternal
one in the eyes of all good Moslems.
Fortnightly Iteview.
A CASE OF INGRATITUDE.
The Sheriff Was Tired of Fasslaf with
I Baels a Prisoser. , . ,-.,.
I was slttlng.witlt.the sheriff la front
of the town courthouse when he sudden
ly stood vi p, shaded his eyes with his
hryid, and looked across tha street, and
then called.out; . , .
' "Heuh, yol Is that yo; Jim?"
" Atolorcd man "about 59 years did, Who
waa slduching .aloag the .other side.
came across the Btrect and replied: .
"Yes, Mars llenfog, dis am nie."
"And what ar yo' doing heah?"-
-. -'lze.jlstfWnJkiB' out, san. I dun
thougit Pdjlrari down anr see my dar
ter. , .
' Ilow didyoOgetout?"
.- "dint made a hole threw debriekwalL
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sau. ., 1, .... .,
"Look-s-heah, Jim," said the sheriff
as ne sot down and picked p A stick to
whittle on, !'I ain't gwine to stand this
fustiiu'.no.mo'. .This Is nigh about
seven times y ou's broke out o' jail."
' "Yes, Bah"; nigh "botitsebcn times, sah.
but lon't be hard on .me." -. : s " C
''1'ou's got out by the door, the win
dows, the floor, the ceiling and the
walls, and you's put me to trouble and
the county toexpense.- -Xow yo' can't g
back thar no mo'! . -
"Pleasc.'sah!" " ' ' '
"No, sah, yo' can't do it." I've given
yo? a fair show and. yo' can't expect bo
mo. 10 can jest take yourself .off, .
"But, Mars Kenfog, Tze dun bin pui
in jail on a hog case, an I'ze got to stay
dar till decotchouse meets! " protested
theman , L . . r . . , .
"I know you were orrested aud ex
amined and bound overhand all that,
but I'm tired of tbe fussing. I ain't go
ing to stand by and let nobody damage
the jail. You's got out and come back,
and now'I won't abide it no mo'l Jist
take yo'self right off and don't come
back to my Jail, again unless you want
to be hard used. If I flud yo' breakln'
la I'll shoot yo' shores yo'r bo'nl" ' ' '
'.'Won't yo' try -me jist once mo'?"
pleaded the prisoner. . . . ,
' "No, sab! I've d rawed the line and
now you's has got to go and take keer
of yo'self. I'm iellin! yo' to acatter be
fo I make yo' turn in and stop up that
last hole in the wall!" " ' ''
The man "scattered" id a discouraged,
dejected way, snd as he was lost to right
down the street the sheriff growled: ,
J "Durn a feller who don't know when
he" being used like" a bo'fi gentleman."
II. Quad, In Detroit Free Press. -
' ; 1 Thers Are Hogs and Hogs.' - '
VJhat .was p. strange, case, on tie
West side, where a policeman found a
dressed hog fucked up in bed," he said.
.."There's nothing so .very strung j
about that," she replied, quietly, , k-
" "There isnt!" be exclaimed. "
"I don't see that there is." '
"Oh, you don't! I sunMis", you'll be
telling me next t l-ft,t, von ve. bcen in t
l'.nlut of mi'.i - f! ' ' I 1 - in i i
ever felnce vm - - e n hf '."
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John IvcifcL a
CurK'n, In.?., ui '
ei .tV blatter, the N i
they w ere Vo t
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Hying ta diwoter it
He was tnken t-i s
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ccol'v a-chlcd Ar"
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Is nsif an Anteru tn t.i i-
xn M'ixs Ada mans, cf N
His life has becu E a.in"'f t -
here he v. iw l-nt-n eti-l hT
led the art that h-s w 1 1 1
nown. Ilia father bus s wt-i
I
ian Bbbleinaa ' r.t '
vbile he was st-i.'t in- "'un.i j.j 1 a
end whstwn efti"jwg-.l il '
Sirs. I'hl, t) e w.'e f Ac ' nt. '
XTtil, Is a .Mich ,!i p-il, bi ! ,
bom 4 j a Ypsilanu, in tlie ioittii!i
Slate, ,n"r; iareiit,vr frnu t'-
westerji part of New Vtirk. . She w
hubs Alice roiicr.i, ana rcccivca ncr
dtlcation DriiiciotiJlv at .schools In ber
native state, coming east fr only a few
mouths. It waa lu ipstlnutl, that M
years of her married life were M-nt,
butllie wesent hoinc.'whn-h the fjmilv
sbsntloned to go-to VVsKhington, is a
Beautiful place ntltraiMl Kapuia, .
A NEW SCIENCE.- - '. f
It Reads the Chretv of f eotile by Kx-
amlnlng lbs Tt.Ih.
Palmistry has a new rival. Phrenol
ogy is Way back, physiognomical re-
scurck proves- too uureiiause, but here
is a method that Is declared ia be un
erring, infallible, and then, sobleKsedly
recent. Teeth reading bv Urn bilcst. (he
VFf'' l-'tprf,. rof-nri of sHTC"; ':-e ;e
cbarncter. Oin-it vynr SiousSi! tor tin
horae dealer's judgment is now to Ix
applied to the world-at-large, but, in
stead ot "age," it is temperament, dis
position, with all the attendant virtue
and vices, that the knowing seer will
be able to read in those ivories which
nature-i-not art, let it be added haa
fixed there, as so nmny slgn-bourds.
This science is the result of a necessity
for something new add startling, and it
will be admitted by ftsessors nf s
dental complement t,hat there la some
thing lu it. . r , "";. . . ,
Professors affirm that there are two
or three deep-rooted reason for believ
ing that teeth- are the Index of a man's
nature.' At all events, teeth that ere
long and narrow "indicate a grasping
disposition; small, white, separate mol
ars mark his treachery ; inconstancy is
marked by overlapping teeth, aud where
they are witlely parted he is sure to tell
all he knows. Thus suith the believer
in the Pew science,, Mr P-wMer!'
fine teeth have been the subject of con
siderable comment by' the Sew York
newspapers 'ever, siuee-he was n.uJe
police commiimoucjybut 1. ha;. m
yet applied to them this t heory of elmr-acter-reading.
' Why not try It on lu'i ?
Would It not be a laudable experlmer.t
to apply tills same method to all sorts
of persona beginning, of course, v.y
early in life, before tbe AentKts b
Upset nature's' handiwork with their
artifices and made "improvements" on
that good lady's crude and enrly efforts ?
People who wear false ones would !
out of tlis running, but surely every
body else must be charmed io try teeth
reading.
Even If Br. Oliver Wendell Holmes did
say men made their own mouths, out
side of a dentul collrge. they are not
responsible for the shape of their teeth.
If, as a race, we Americans are not of
the Mr. Carker order, and haven't hand
some, white teetri let alone good and
moral teeth it should not be laid Ui
against ns. ' However, if there must
be as many new sciences as there are
new fashions, this infant one is as well
as another, and may yet grow to d uni
fied proportions, though it Is feared it
will be -some time before it is self-supporting.
Boston Herald.
The BaMlaa Cad of llnn.r.
, Two young JUuskiau.ouiueraiiat-u.d I
to the Ork infantry regiment rcc -"y "
qufu-renea over tueir cups 111
ebantsntat Orenburg, and One of th -m
struck the other across tbe cheek w
his onen hand. The mihoiterr v
intimate comrades end tho a; un made
an ample and sat isfaetory s!-
wnen ne came to ins s' nses. j i,n w .
cordially sicep'ed 1 y V f . t
the regimental en , i, f 1 . r
that the of! cers i-v" ' 1 ' f (. 1
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