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DAiLY TMOurwt Jl e"Uea I Uka,, tow L faeU rrty heQ ,, " bo U afrcd 0fW? i usually i-v.'we e-f !:e!r.exer.t '8'J0f pf-sdence. JOty aout kindness dea unen fed scdel ghiir. Conceit U to catnro wfcat paint Is to "Wy; It U Eot ccly needless, but im faJrs what it would improve. '. V Weekly. ' A Svr Dellterane. 1 Kot liMtantaaeoialy, it is true, but in a hort spaue of tin, persons of a bilious batat r saved from the lumw which iaordered brer is npatle of indicting by HrwteUer's Stomach bitten, an anti-hilinus medicine and aperient of the En rank. Th pains ia th right aid and throuzh the right ixKiidrr blade, the siek hea-bo-he, nauaea, cofiatipation and uriron hue of the kin. are entirely removed by this estimable mttor- tirc of ton to the organs of accretion and deration Bed is s bundle of paradoxes; we go to it With reluctance, jet we quit it with regret. V . Weekly. Man) a train of thought ourht to bs awiuht.J into a aiding. N. Y. W ei-kiy. "Star Tace-- As yoa chew tobacco for pleasure, uae Pur. It is not only the bet, but the most listing, and therefore the cheapest. To liar a reorxt for nurselvee guide ont morals, and to have a deferens for others governs our manners X. Y. Weekly. Ka-To-Ba far Kilty Ceata. Over 400,0OOrure-l. Why not let Xo To-Bae regulate or remove your deaire tor totaero ! r-aves moner, makes health and mmhood. Cure guaranteed, 50c and ,1.00, ail droggista. . Lots, when true, faithful and well-fixed, emm-ntly the sanctiiying element of human life. X. Y. Weekly. When bilious or costive eat a Cascaret, (andy cathartic, cure guaranteed. 10c, 23c. They who clamor for their right, multi ply their wrongs. Ram a Horn. Actors. Vocalists, Public Speakers praise Hale's Honey of ilorehound and Tar. I'lke's'I'ootbache Drops Cure in One minute. When a man gets beat in a game of cards he always tell how he u out of practice. Washington Democrat. CvRMER AND PLANTER. Piso's Core for Consumption ban saved me many a doctor's bill. S. F. Hardy, Hop kins l'lare, Baltimore, Md., Dec. 2, Men tire of even-thing else; it ia a wonder they do not tire of life. A real trifling man i always weighing himself. Washington Democrat. Just try a 10c box of Cascaret candy ca Uiartic, bluest lirer and bowel regulator made. A good laugh is like sunshine to the soul. -X. Y. Weekly. A Painful Humor On tho Ankle 8pread to the Knee and Developed Into Bolls-No Trouble Since Taking Hood's. "I was troubled with a disagreeable Itching od ons of my ankles. In time it developed into boils of which I had five or six at a time. The humor spread from my ankle to my knee and was very painful. It baffled the skill of physiciuns. For weeks t could not bear my weight on this foot. An atjaccss formed and was lanced and the humor broke out on my other ankle and threatened to rcieat my former experience. Hood's Barsapaiilla attracted my attention and I began taking It. In six weeks I was better, and began to hopo for It permanent cure. I took Hood's Barsa parilla six months and was entirely cured. I havo had no trouble with humor since that time." Mtis. M. B. Macintosh, Barringtcn, Illinois. Kemcmbcr Hood'sS Is the best in fact the One True Blood Purl Her. All druggists. II: six for Mi Get only HOOD'S, Hru-iH'c OSII e fHrB nausea, Indirection, 1IUVU 3 r 1113 i,lllouncs4. Price ISo. who opened thai HIRES ff.oo.beer? Th fwnt.!ntynf III o cork from a bottle of Hires is a signal of good health and plea sure. A sound the old folks like to bear i the children can't resist it HIRES Rootbeer k If composed of the rery iDxredlents the system reouires. Aiding the diresiloo, soothing the nerves, purifying lha hlnnri. A temner. anesdrlnk for tamper- xrW . anos Deople. r Tat Clvl s. Ultm Ok FkDa ASMttflSMktflCtilMS. I Si mnttan. t . O00000000000000000000 a , ; 1 1 CUKJE5 .... RHEUMATISM, HEADACHE and TOOTHACHE every time. Ail dcaltn tell I Duncan's Liniment.: "Dead Shot" for COLIC ia HORSES and MULES. fir Bo wis sad km It la toe bousa. i WZSB HAjeTXF ACTTJKIWQ Ca, Prow., JtaabTiU. Tsbb. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 75 s so "Vicetcrn 'Wheel 'Wotk CpCAIO s rtliHO'9 CATAL9GVE FREE i . i 1..U1U 111 LE 11C Beat l-jaab fcjmp. TaniM'irxL Gssl SWINE RAISING. Waal W Takra t. rrvnsatloaa tboll Keep a Mertt Hmllky. !laprrea.t at the swumr of the Keatuckr : t"'!if Hi:. r v.m:iia. al IV ..cw orwa, ; A;f.! i3, i-vr. u J. L. L.-., j ne of the lint and must important ( tiling toward kerping a herd hraithj u U ha-e gymd, ciran. airy, comfort- I blc nuartrrv reU Tet;lau-d and with plenty of Kuoshine. tiiva friurnty, i like men. uianaT to live under the I most adverse cirvuictaa s, but if yoa 1 Uh to ward off diM'a.xr care must be ! eiervi-rf-d at all tiuiA to keep their sleeping- quarters free from dust. Many bo(r die annually from pneu monia and other dincates of the lnnirs, but the cause, i generally attributed to cholera or swine plagTie. Hogs that are compelled to kleep in dusty Ih'iIs, and every time they breath take into their lunjrs more or less dust, can not thrive. We notice this quicker in young figs where the sow is allowed to haTe her bed around an old straw stack. I consider dust one of the worst enemies that young pigs have to contend with. Their bed should lie removed once or twice a week, and each time sprinkle a little disinfectant over it. Air-slacked lime, crude carbolic acid and sulphuric acid are all good and cheap disinfectants. The best breeders seem to differ in tl. ir opinion as to what make the best floor and bedding. 1 have found that where the houses are permanent the most satisfactory floors to me bare been good, well packed clay. In the fall 1 dig up and haul out about six inches of the old floor and till in w ith fresh clay and pack well. Where the houses are mov able this is not necessary. And for bedding, 1 have used this past w inter shredded fodder w ith the greatest sat isfaction. Sunshine u almost impor tant as good air. The houses or stalls should face the south, and have a win dow, if possible, and if uot, then so that the doors can be left oen for the sun to shine in. The next thing in importance to good quarters is good, pure water. With the human family many diseases are directly traceable to the use of impure water. It does not follow by any means that because a supply of water is from a spring, that it is pure and fixe from various microbes. Our best physicians tell us that there is no pre ventive equally as effective as drinking pure filtered cistern water. I am so thoroughly convinced of the impor tance of giKHl, pure water, that w hile I have on my place one of the best springs in Kentucky. I hope soon to have all of my lots supplied with cis tern water only. Is it strange thut many hogs die annually when they are roiniielied to wallow in and drink the vilest of water? Some people seem to think thut water ia all right for a hog if it ia only wet. In this day of chenp petroleum it seems to me to be almost criminal in a man to allow his hogs to be loaded down with lice. I.ice always seem to me to be a forerunner of diseuse. They seem to thrive best on a sick hog. or it may lie that a hog can not thrive and the lice also. I have found nothing so effective against this pest as crude petroleum, w ith a little crude carbolic acid added. A regular application of this once a week is sure death to lice. Kvcry man must lie his own judge as to what is best for him to feed. What is most available and cheapest in one section of the country may be entire ly loo expensive in another section. Hut there are some things that are available to all and are at all times necessary. Salt, charcoal, wood ashes and slack coal should be kept w here the hogs cun go to it as they want. I have seen some farmers who thought it never necessary to salt their hogs. Whatever may be the principal food used a change of diet occasionally is very beneficial and will w het up their appetites. In this latitude there is no reason why wc should not always have some thing green for our hogs. They Hre by nature gniwrs.and nothing so regu lates the bowels and is relished by them as a fresh pasture of clover, blue grass or rye. A mistake that is probably mads by more people than any other one is that of overcrowding. Many a person hav ing done well with one or two sows. figures it out on paper that he can do equally as well with ten or twenty, and immediately stocks up his place with a large number of hogs. Nine times out of ten he only sends out and allur ing invitation to disease and disease comes. Hogs will not stand too much crowding, nor do I believe ' that the same lots ought to be used year after year without plowing. Nothing so puri fies the ground like plowing, (live them a change of pasture; plow the old lots and let the cultivation, the rain and sunshine thoroughly disinfect them. Always have some grazing for your hogs: don't let more than 15 or 20 be in one lot together, w atch them closely, and, if at any time a hog shows any signs of being off of his feed, immedi ately remove him in to a separate lot away from the others. Ily watching closely, and keeping as your motto, to prevent disease instead of curing, I believe yon can expect generally good results. TVhi'.e it is true that a light sandy soil is the best for bright tobafw. it must not be inferred that a rmor sandy mil ia desirable. The mineral ma nures must be supplied liberal. y or the leaf made will have no substance. The nature of the minerals supplied is also of importance. The potash sliouid W in tiie form of sulphate, aud comparatively free of muriates. Muri-au-s, or chlorides, seem to affect in juriously the burning properties of to bacco: an important matter with bright tobacco. The phosphates also are apt to carry too much uselevs aci'L Id order to remove these acids, the soil should be frequently- limed; but. lime must not be used if the organic matter is high. In such case the am monia would 1 liberated too freely and the supply of mineral fertilizers would be apt to 1 inadet, tc. In deed, in this case the lime is use mervlv as a corrective and is best ap plied immediately after the crop is re moved. The potash and phosphate may also be applied very early to ad vantage, as the loss by drainage will be very slight. Place no reliance on the natural sup plies of mint ral fertilizers in the soil. Some plants, notably oats, seem to hare the power of foraging extensively for potash and phosphates, but tobacco is praticularly helpless in this line. Of the total phosphoric acid existing in the soil naturally, about one-third is available for plant food: of the total potash, about one-twentieth. It is im portant therefore to keep these min erals supplied rather more carefully than in ordinary farming. The fertilizer recommended by au thority conta ns three percent, ammo nia, ten percent, potash, and seven per cent available phosphoric acid. Of this not less than oUO pounds should be used perr acre. If there is much humus in the soil, lower the ammonia to one'per cent The manuring as di rected in this article is necessary on the soil described as best for bright to bacco, but no form of manuring will produce bright tobacco on a heavy clay soil, or one very rich in organic mutter S. Peacock, in Farmers' Home Journal. TOBACCO CULTURE. The Soil Best Adaptmt for Raising Bright Tobacco. The authorities agree that a soil favorable for bright tobacco is very different from a heavy tobacco soil, and that a soil of the latter description can not give a good light tobacco. A bright tobacco soilcontaines very little clay and a large amount of sand. The organic matter is Tery low, less than one-tenth of what is necessary for a good heavy tobacco soil. It is impossible to state exactly the reasons for these differences in soil ac tion. One of the principal points is that a too free supply of moisture is prejudicial to good bright tobacco, and a light sandy soil does not hold water as strongly as a clay soil. The danger with bright tobacco is a too liberal supply of ammonia, as the least ten dency to rankness has a serious effect on the quality. Though the ammonia must be guard ed carefully the mineral fertilizers are apt to be deficient In a soil of this type the mineral fertilizers potash and phosphates are apt to be in very slightly available forms, while the ammonia is quickly made useful. It must be remembered that the tobac co plant has a very limited power of foraging for food, and, as it consumes relatively little water, th suViyil is nvt reservoir of plant fowl STABLE MANURE. It k sf Great Value If Properly Taken Car. f. It is the common practice of farmers to throw manures of all kinds into heaps and ullow them to stand until they are hauled to the field. Now, al most every farmer knows that stable manure when left untreated will be come heated and go through a certain process of fermentation, during which some gaseous or volatile matter escapes; they may have noticed, also, that the use of this manure, after it is "fired fanged," does not produce as good a yield as fresh manure. The reason for this is, that when manure becomes heated one of the valuable fertilizer in gredients, ammonia, escapes into the air and is lost: this, of course, detracts considerable from the fertilizing value of the manure. Stable manure has been and always will be a popular fertilizer. Those who have used it continually, however, have doubtless noticed that stable manure alone produces an excessive growth of foliage uuil vines at the expense of fruit and grain. This is due to the fact that stable manure in not a well-balanced fertilizer; it contains too much ammonia as compared w ith the phos phoric acid and potash. The action of the ammonia is to increase the growth of foliage, hence it is apparent that if some potash and phosphate are applied in addition to the stable manure it will make a much better balanced fer tilizer. It has been found recently that by sprinkling a handful of kainitover the manure of each grown horse or cow daily it will prevent the escape of am monia. This is a very good plan also, because the kninit adds some potash to the manure, in which it is usually deficient. A very popular and profita ble plan with many farmers is to pre serve their stable manure through the use of kninit, and they find that where about 'J00 pounds of kainit per acre and l!00 pounds acid phosphate are used, in addition to a liberal dose of stable manure, they get much larger and better returns from their soils, f armers' Home Journal. 1 arming and Truck Kalaing. An old farmer once assured me that he got rich by making it a rule to bring away from town more money than he took to it, ami as he was not a man of brilliant intellect It follows that any reader of the l-'armers' Voice should be able to do as well as he did. This man always had a large truck patch, a great nock of chickens, and kept seven or eight cows, all on 90 acres of land- preny gooo-sizen tarin in ttic section in which he lived. He had plenty of vegetables of nil kinds, berries and fruits in profusion for his own family and some to spare. Hissnrplus was all sold in a town of less than 1,000 people. and the demand for what he had to sell was always equal to the supply, for what he offered was fresh and first- class. A great many men think it below their dignity to deal in such small things, but it is the way to prosperity ana comfort and this man was as high ly respected, and his sons and daugh ters were given as good an education as the best schools could afford, and to day hold high positions in their social world, every one of them having a com fortable home, and all is traceable to the thrift of their father. Too many farmers do not stop to consider that it is better to sell theirsurplusof "truck at the wholesale price than to buy things they could produce on their own forms at the retail price. The farmer who does not have an or chard and berries and grapes in plen ty, and a gixxl, large garden, is not living up to his privileges, and is losing most of the benefits that may be de rived Irom a life in the country. tarmers oice. HERE AND THERE. Combine bee-keeping with fruifc growing, and you can more easily pro cure two crops from the same land; and this double cropping requires no addi tional fertilizing, is not exhaustive, de mands no extra plowingor cultivation, In draining, the first expense is all the expense, and it is a permanent in vestment A well-laid stone drain may last half a century, and one of good tile even longer. Even one of brush hag done service for ten years. Endeavor to plant out trees which are not more than two years from bud or graft. They are more easily dug. have better roots, hold more firmly ia me ground, and start into Tlgwoua tfrgiviu again wan ies citec a divorce. wantea meir ioi W'iT AND WiSDOM. A Pkeptlc.- lle'p the poor." said ftie vi grant, po.i.tir.? io - tarried. -Xn, repl'ert belie-. e in ns."-rM!-l-'Ptia ortn American. lli.-ks"Siiking cf fallen, he if a man who really ei jiys a toothache Wirk-What is he, a Mark Tapieyr Hick' --No; he's a dVnti.--BtoB Transcript. How It Works Out m Practice. Jess -The rain falls alike en the just lira unjust.- Joke-"True. but the unjust man a -rurally prov.ueu mm . j- oi5r.'s amhrella." Truth. -When. b imbibed Skill. "That s Tl Miss Wood. The bicycle nuer, is a inr-i-onhist, isn't she'.1" "Yes. she says she used to walk a treadmill in the time of Sesostris.-- levelaud Plain Dealer. -Ineomiiatibilitv. "I knew that couple would finally Uhvr "He name! Martha Maria, and she named it Kuphemia Kthelinda." Cleveland Itec- ord. Lady "Put it seems to me you ask very liigh wages, nhen you acknowl edge t.iat you haven't had much experi ence." ltriilget "Sure, m.irin, ain't it harder for me ahen I don t know howr Tit-Hits. Sand. Woman "Why. I verily be lieve you are the rame man I fed an I wiir ago. He had a sandy complexion lie t ours, auvwav." Tourist (on foot) "Oh, that's wot anybody gets wot romrs acrost . Indianny, mum." Detroit Journal. Professor (lecturing) 'Oxygen, genteni"n. is essential lo all animal ex istence; there could be no life without t. Sira'ige to say, it was not discov ered until a century ago, when Student ' What did they do before it was discovered, professor?'" -Tit-Hits, HIGH HEELS IN EGYPT. Slliirr Seem to Hold Their (Ins wtrh (he Cairo Women. It is hard lo find a neut, well-fitting shoe in Cairo, because the woman of the fella class goes barefooted and the soman of the harem wears slipjiers. igypt has no middle class of a size to count for onything. The shoe, when ue discovers it, is too broad for the foot of a Kuropeon. It is round-toed mil without an instep, for the use of a splay-footed generation. It has either io heel or else one that puts the "common-sense" models to shame. It is I clumsy adaptation of its Kuroiean prototype, useful, probably, but cer tiiinlv not ornamental. The slipper is a different thing. In Its lowest estate it is bright colored, ft is a thing of (he soil, and seems r. jijft of the fot hat has shuffled along n it for rer.turie. The cheflper slip pers worn by the women of Ca'ro ar vivid red or yellow. They lire very loose, but are (oo flexible to be alto ;etlier awkward. Thev have soles al- n.ost ns thin as paper, and no heels. To walk in them is an art that can't he learned in one generation, but needs to be developed through heredity, fur they are always trodden down at the b.-.ck, and it takes toes as clever ns lingers to hold them in position. Hut Egyptian women can jump limlily as others from extreme to ex treme, and every mother's daughter )f them who can afford it wears stilt- line l.otns vuii.zp heels. 1 he wonier. if the wealthier class are mid sights in their batlike, black clonks and white yackmaeks, tilting through the streets w ith a liberal display of pink silk slock ntrs and bine satin slippers that look Htler for a ballroom. I'eet are nil that veiled womn can display, and she makes the most nf them. In the nar row streets that lead from the Muskl Dne may see in a ten minutes' walk any morning stoeklngs and slippers ol ill the hues of the rainbow. The shape- Icfs silk clonks that are universal for 3iitdoor weernreoiit conveniently short to display black s!i)iiers embroidered with goid, white slippers beaded with blue, yellow f-nt in slippers with white lace rosettes, and dozens of red silk slip pers with black heading. In.Matnrieh, llelouan and other suburban villages where many of the pashas keep their harems so that their wives nmy not buy out the jewelers' bazars of Cairo, the display of footgear is even more strik lug. The women who have the largest for tunes invested in stockings and slip Iters nre not apparently young and are nfencr than not of unwieldy figures 1 lie feet of l.p-j ptinn women arc not small, and these gay slippers are apt I? lie In big sizes. They are freouentlv soiled and spotted, for the streets of Tniro nre flirty; but thev add to the pictiiresqueness of outdoor life and to nne's appreciation of the ingenuity of women. i. tribune. i'owcrfnl Xew Slunal Light. A new signaling light of rxtrnor dinnry power has been invented by Col Miklashevski, of the liussian engineers During the autumn maneuvers of the Haltic squadron the signals were read at a distance of .14 nautical miles, and the inventor hopes to increase the dis tance to CO miles by means of reflect ing mirror. The apparatus is compact, weighing about seven pounds. It con tains spirit und twojiowders.one green, the other red. the composition of which the inventor keeps secret. The working parts are two tubes ending in Dear- shaped balls, which, being pressed, send out n brilliant red or green flash; by a combination of flashes messages are formed. The powder keeps dry under water, hach lantern costs almut PK rubles. San Krnncisco Argonaut. Movclly In Type Material, A new idea in type material is the combination of glass with celluloid or hard rubber. The body of the type is made of rubber or celluloid upon which glass-topped letters are firmlv cement ,1 In ,.1- tl,l .1... ', .. . .... ... w.-.r, mm me lace oi me type in mo lorin may noi toiic.n, theextremp face, a a trifle smaller than the hodv portion, (ireat advantages are claimed for this sort of type, among them be ing that, glass will wear very much longer than metal, and the print will therefore be sharper and clearer. With the suphtly elastic base Hnd the small sections in w hich the letters are mada thn te K 1UU ,1 t. , " ,,lWc uuuer ui DreaKage, even wan very rapid work. N. Y, Ledger. Antlqnlly Sot Wanted. First Minstiel-Perhaps if we'd giv( lie public old-fashioned minstrelsy, with tl old songs, old dances, and sc en, we d have better houses. Second Minstrel (meditatively Veil, I dunno. We've giving thorn" tht M.I jokes r-gM along, but folk, v.oa'i vw-.'i i, nethiy, A SCIENTIST SAVED. p.e.ldeat D.ra.by. .1 H.rt.vllle CI leae, far.lve. Series 111-e.s Thro.. e II. f Dr. Williams' flak Pllla lr Pale Teople. rjvm ts, .,rnWan. Columbus. Ind. TV. Hartsville College, rtuited t Hart i.i: -,. .".-,,m.W rears ac vine, ma.....-, - - - -,-vl Interest of the l mteil Ureu.rrn well i the irch, .V,. r,t. most v a wilderness, auu ere scarce. The eoHe known throughout the rmintry, iirmer stu dents having gona into ail piru o Uie world. PROF. ALVIN P. BARXABT. A reporter recently called at this famotii seat of learning and was shown intotheroosi cf the President, Prof. Aivin P. Harnaby. When lost seen by the reporter Prof. Darn- aby was in delicate health. 1 o-day ae was apparently in the best of health. In re sponse to an inquiry the professor said: 'Oh, yes, 1 am much better man iorsome time. I sm now in perfect health; uut my recovery was brought about in rather a peculiar way." "Tell me about it." said the reporter. "Well, to begin at the beginning," said the nrotessor. "1 studied too hard w hen at school, endeavonnit to edueate myself for th iimtessinrm. Alter conn etiiiir ttic com mon course 1 came here, anus't'aduated from the theological course. 1 entered the min-istri- mid accented the ehaiire of a United liretliieu Church at a small place in Kent Count r. Mich, lieinn of n ambitious na ture. 1 applied myselt diligently to my work ml studies. In tune 1 noticed mat my health was fai inz. Mv troulile was mdiiies- tion, and this with other troubles brought on nervousness. "Mv nhvsieian prescribed for me for some time, and advised nie to take a change of climate. 1 did as requested and was soma improved. Soon after 1 came here as a pro fessor in phvsics and themistry, and later was iinaneiai agent oi this college. The change agreed with me, and for awhile my health w as lietter, but my unties w ere Heavy, und again 1 found my trouble returning. This tune it was more severe and in the w inter 1 became completely prostrated. I tried various medicines and different physi cians. Finally 1 was able to return to mv duties. Last spring 1 was elected president ot the college. Again I had considerable work, and the troulile, whieh had not been entirely cured, began to nITect me, and last fall i collapsed. 1 had dil!erent doctors, but none did me any good. Professor Bow man, who is protcssor of natural science, told me of his experience w ith Dr. Williams' Pink i'iils for l'ale People, and urged me to give them a trial, because they had benehted him in a similar ease, and 1 concluded to try tuem. "The first box helped me. and the second gave great relief, such as 1 low never expen triced irom the treatment ot any physician After using six boxes of the medicine I was entirely cured. I o-day I am perfectly w ell I feel better and stromrer than for years. J lertainlv recommend this medicine." To allay all doubt Prof. Jlarnaby cheer fully made an alliilavit before LYMAN' .1. SCI DDKII. Notary Public. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are rold by all dealers, or will he sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 rents a box or six boxes for ?2.r0 (thev are never sold in hull;, or by the loo), by addressing Dr. Wil hams' Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y, FERSONAL MENTION V."r Farrens jewels were recntlj sold at auction in wo""" e- "ime'one recalls the fact that CM . - - A race tlllt. rushing would never " as he said it made him feel uncomforta ble. . v;t..nd R. Chsndi, a learnea nmuoo of Bombav, India, is in this country hvnnotism. mesmertsa and magnetism," from the Hindoo point Three seulptora have been cnoseu . .s. is, of those who made appn- ,v. .nrif TTelmhoIl ration to execute iuc.'" - for the Helmholi memorial commiucv:. Thev are Lessicg, m-rm. n seh. Gov. Grout, of Vermont, who is one )f the best farmers m that state, was ... i i - .:.:inln)iUlininf recently tounu oy - n Derby making mapl "e D 'mred 45,000 trees this season anu uiauv 12.CW0 pounds of sugar and sirup. A stranger. uVn being ivresenwu speaker Keed, asked his weight. "Two hundred pounds," was me repiy . ust weigh more than that, saia me r.ami;.l visitor. "No gentleman ever eighs more than 200 pounds, re-spona- cd the speaker, solemnly. The father of Senator Foraker, of Ohio, was a farmer, tie nao. n cnuuren. six being boys, and money was none too plenty. The boys all worked on the farm," and the future governor and sen ator was taught to wash and iron, to milk, cook and spin, and, in addition to all this, to pick the geese at the proper time of year. Daniel Holden, of the Concord (X. U.) Woolen Manufacturing company, has been in that business 6S years and worked under many tariffs. F'or "good old times" he goes baci to 1842, the year of the whig tariff, and expects to see them return under the Dingley law. He is SG year; oli and still engaged in active work. Two or three years ago Canada had the reputation among American stamp dealers as the birthplace of frauds and forgeries in the philatelic line. Now the Canadians nre claiming that thej are being swindled right and left by American stamp frauds. It seems to n very much like a case of the pot callitj the kettle black. In philately, as la everything else, roguery is not a que tioa of nationality. ALL SORTS. In the last 25 years, as indicated by life insurance statistics, the average life cf woman has increased from 42 years to 40 years, an increase of over nine per cent. Near Lakewood, N. J., there is a ferret farm, where these useful animals are raised. The chief service is to cap ture rats in dwellings atid storehouses. Last year 2,000 ferrets were raised on the farm. A perilous performance 1b witnessed nightly at a London theater. The per former is tied up in a sack soaked with kerosene. The sack is then set on fire, and when it is all ablaze he leaps into a tank of water. L'mma XfcC'tie, 50 years old, who mar ried George McCue, three years older, at Franklin, Ind., last December on his promise to support her In ease and comfort, has sued for divorce because she has hail to do farmhouse drudgery. A citizen of Suffolk, Va., has of fered a factory site free to anyone who will establish a manufacturing indus try there, and one of the inducements held out by a local paper is that "the morah of the. people are equaled in few other places." Farms in England are selling at a ruinous reduction of their former value, and in many cases cannot be sold at all. In many case farms have been sold for less than one-tenth of their value 20 years ago. Well-to-do farmers are abandoning the business and go in? lo the colonies or to cities to start life anew. A London court has recently done something to settle the social status of ortiBts' models. A vouno w-r,m brought suit for breach of promise against a man who had promised to tuiury ner, out, nod been nlnr,r, v, the discovery that instead of sitting for the head alone she had also sat for the figure, though not without drapery. The decision of the court was that the pro fess.on Is respectable, and that she was entitled to damages. BOOK. GOSSIP. TTanOT. Ill . ' "w" ""emus, ot Philadelphia, hak ready for publication a new child-lif. story, called 'Trtf and Trixy," by John ucu, oi neien s IJabics fame. oi iwuo fame, is writing- a novel of Greek life-of Greet at the time of her struggle with the Turks 70 " "to be published a3 a aerial before coming out in book form Pierre Loti has appealed through the French press for funds to equip a num ber of hospital ship, upon the coast of "u; " wnicn fishermen ray b. taken fn i . ... uc wcamieni wnen 111, The life of Teatryson, on which hb . .4 'T u" Deen aon . " 7V' naa gone to the press It is to b. publiehed ia two goodS volumes in tie autumn. A recant sale of books in to,,, brought out a curious fact,. t7?. . T. iv i. un lne atograph: To W. Wadsworth, with the author', aincere reverence - and brought $230, but W adsworth had never even cut the Ffttl(!T rilald IM.. o. i Hard" aey cf as like people wli i talk so much afitw, then own troubles that they can't listen to ourt. W ashington Demo crat. Band postal card to Malacura Co., St. Louis, and get a fre trial packs gs of th wonderful chill and malaria killer "Mala cura Caoclats." Fogg savs he is immoderately fond of red hair, because it looks so much better after it has turned gray. Boston Transcript. C'ascareta stimulate liver, kidneys and bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe, 10c. A second-hand store is the loneliest look ing place on earth. Better understand one theorem, than learn a dozen. liam's Horn. Fnmc men dr.n't feel dressed un Unless they have on collar and cuffs. A little girl accompanying her mother on visit to an old lady, the hitter showed the child iicr parrot, in a cage by the window. u-irninn ha a 1HA anini IimH 11(11 (.(1 K(l LIMI near, lest he should bite her. "Why should he bito me?" she asked, "lierause, my dear, lie doesn't know you." "Then please tell him that I am Mary Ann." If we were a woman and had a sealskin sacquc, we would want to live in a country where it is winter the year round Wash ington Democrat. There w ould be a deal less of disturbance in this world if when a man had nothing to say he would be silent about it. llostou Transcript. "What quantities of dried grasses you keen here, .Miss Stehhina! Nice room for s donkey to get into." ".Make yourself at home, ' she responded, with sweet gravity. You can go into a big dry goods store any day, and find a garter on the floor. Atchison Globe. ' rt;p Alfred Nieol, the "hj,. aaite, was an author uZ' o ""'.aaoi. of his English Doer. - J high plane. Shortly be wrote a Swedish 0f ak V CicL" , After UvWAuguatBe:,. t his horses under his osrt .' to fore his stable has baa Blemton stable. B:fJntea,11 name given Mr. Belmont-, Pudding club when he wi, Archduke Francis FerdW the crack shots of Euro, t with smokeless powder w weapon quickly and it 'Jf killing 480 head of paek and a half. To perfor. kept three loaders cooiUatiT ,' The two brasa-bouud mia ; boxes which stand on the t the two front benches at ts, house of commons besraji orda of Gladstone. Wits ti ww his habit to bring hita violent emphasis on ont wi, these two boxes, sod ha (3 has made great indent u,., MR. SHRIDEN AS A BRiD' Caaklaa f tka first Rettem Fort Wars Ueta a Fs "I would like a goodro, ibout tha best yon have Uta. was tha remark addressed,' Fields, clerk ot the Victoria Chicago, tha other sfteroooi,t, dressed young man. "Lets tha stranger, rubbing hit ki thinking hard; "it mtut an. long Uma since I occupied chamber of a hotel. Gw -4 do m to-day." Mr. Fields Kt pen to tho young man ud him to write his did mi, register. j With a flourish, the bum i Shriden, Fort Wayne, Ini,") on the book. For a momenta -aian gazed at the name, ind tic , an embarrassed air, said: "I5j put 'and wife' after mj ntmt t It waa in this) way that Mr i who ia cashier of th First st bank of Fort Wayne, pn tv secret that ha had beea aanV few hours. Mr. Field never told list guessed his secret, but said i package for him. Mr. Shrld package, which was neatljk ind, u if forgetting hji wiftg rrent, he opened the bos ifi counter. As he untied the 1st there was a sudden showtrclt Mr. Shriden was heard to a ter to himself: "It's ull off." "I'm new," he explained tola "snd my friends down homti the beat of me." Following tha trick-box as large trunks completely cotb old shoes, white ribbons, riwu telling of the newly-married cm Shriden took it all as a joke, atii would get even when he Wc Fort Wayne. Deafness Cannot U Ca by local applications, as they cm the diseased portion of the (at. only one way to cure deatnesa, a by constitutional remedies. I caused by an inflamed condition! cous lining of the Kustachiaa lis this tube gets inflamed you haver sound or imperfect hearing, audi entirely closed deafness is then unless the inilammation can bt! and this tube restored to ita at dition, hearing will be destroys nine cases out of ten are caused which is nothing hut an inflami of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Do! case of Deafness (caused bv m cannot be cured by Hall's' Ci Send for circulars, free. F. J. Cheney & Co,ti Pold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Fills are the but Pome people arc proud because had a lot of money and squasde Washington Democrat. Pretend to know and you Willi empty shell. Ram's Horn. Observing the Proprieties. "Now," said Mrs. Cumrox, "I guess we're all ready for the dinner purty. "Sure you haven't for gotten anything?" rejoined her husband. "Oh, yes! There is one little matter thut I wish you would attend to for me. I want von to telephone to the confectioner and have him send up two or three pounds of bon mots. I understand it is considered pioper to have some between the courses." Washington Star. Kvcryone at times feels that the world is a wilderness, because he has an ache, and no one follows him solicitously around with a medicine bottle. A boy sees his best days when he is so small he is allowed to eat with his mother at tho first table. Atchison Globe. A crust with an appetite is better than feast without. Jiam s Horn. Weeks Scale til HaT.COAL.BTOCX.ORAIH, DlirriH AD) C0TTOM 60A1E8. OUTfAll PATENTS PHILIf T nam DROPSY"! mi li-iril tfUH C"-, Rtinl for book of ten timnnla.lt w(( trcatMtnt free. r.H.U.tiHKUlii (3b 600 SECOND HAND BICTCLESE Allmalen. (loonsSVIOW. I t.LIufre. L.A .MMdCjelni Yucatan, it is perfec A. N. K.-P WllKX WStlTlKO TO Avvr.ri please itata that ran saw (MM saeat la this naper. " When I was a boy I was troubled with drODSv. I f my legs swelling until 1 1 could not walk and finally I I bursting open and becom- I ing running sores. The doc-1 (tors gave me up and said II could not lire. At this time 1 1 pegan to use Ayer's SarMDs. I rilla and after taklni fourteen ootues I was able to ret out and 1 go to work. My ler , still i,h " mes somewhat mr. k..t t 1 uu IICUUMCV n Ravins I..A I f ij. ... ' 1 J' 1 oauanaruia saved mv tif. t "azel, Tallulah. La.. Nov.'a, km,' WEIGHTY WOROS FOR Ayer's Sarsaparilla. ANDY CATHARTIC fun XSCURECOHiTIPATIOH J BtOII.' I II I I I I tot 25 SO tWr. to cim r.ii..i fwsrstl sr" " Its. BSTtr grip er rrlw, feat ""S'l'uL Itin1mHtn. . gTHiT.L;-V",rlrf'p.,' Urn. . , , , y. ' "' fO." fslfsOT. Mmtrssl. MMMMMMr ar