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Zhi .Sir. funicvf "?.:r i'li'ij- trtntvnt fair 2?lmi.' ...i.i;.;. Krrrv Thtt-ly lv ! . ii" ' 1 I tfENRY SMITH, Proprietor. ! l,,-.- X MfcBl-IIANT STKKET, 1" (South Ate Doors west on " ( Ternis of Mioscripiion. i t,tin"'.' in ajninn ,.S1 "0 - one ten.. . ...mi- lt-ollice VI .-.0 (li:..tv to fame I't -"iee "J1 fi'lfrtnl! rate Jo not apply t. tlie city fP. Conevicve- ; OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. enljHli Jinlcial Circuit, I .,;t.Iuil"e Win. Carter, i gAtUwcV-B. B.Cahoon. ! V t; comprising the Circuit, untl tvun,i. .i,lm.' Court therein: I 6Bg1VJ(,er--l .Mondays in March mid . I fjulHon-U'' Mondays in March and f!5d Mondays in April and Octo- 1 gcnevievc 1st Mondays in May and . VortnArr. Mondavs in Mav audi ;t rr'"-"" yemlier- Stf. GcneTlcvc County Officials. Ri-pntativc A. F. Beltrami, rimiit Clerk-Joe Bauman. L , .. " -John L. Ilogv. heriff-Kobt (i. Madison, r.iuntv Court Ju-ticeb A. S. Jn- 1 Miles A Oilheit, and Herman Ltllie. untvAttornev-J.B Rohbii... Treaurcr-L- Bert Ue Aeor Joseph ansickles. County Surveyor-B C. Ain.-reau. public AdiiiinitrMtor t?. A. Guurnon. '.,i.vii.vi. Cnuntv Court meet on .v.. third -Mondavsin January, April mid' jiir, una u". ............. . justice of the lVtco Court, second Satur in each month. " PROFESSIONAL CARDS. " FIKMIN A. UOZIKU. ATTORNEY AT LAW, OrriCEi Bank IIuji.iu.nu. Ste. Genevieve. Mo. CHAS.C. KO.1KU. Attorney at Law, KIM I. ESTATE Ai:ST, fonvcyancfranil o;r liibli stu. fii:si:vn:vi:. mo. Vill proinptlv and faithfully ritt.nid t-mll Vjn,i ent u-tiid to him. an I will h-as-lisliil b V.t--r. K'.biiiM'.i A-Clnrdy in !.ll Circuit nd Siijir.-mi- Court :!. ryi'iillvi liiui liiaili' :i n--i;ilit y. E. J. 3iOKE.ll", Attorney at Law STK. (iL.VF.VIKVF.. MO. '.I. it. I.'UP.lii.VS. ATTORHSY AT LAW : Otli-e oppc-iie. Jan:.- Cox, si c. ::snvu:vE. no. - t Asa. V: KoIIIN'MlS, lVrrwiitc, -Mo. JF' "in ton M.'. ' ' . EOBINSON & CLARDY, WILL PRACTICE In all the Court of the "JOlh Judicial Circuit and in the Supreme Court. By SUEYEYSH COMEYABCER, & Real Estate Agent. Ste. (Jencvieve. - - - - Missouri. IMC. V. S. HEKTIt II. Physician 1 Surgeon , ste. oExnvinvE. jio. 1-r t'Sias. r. CaRvoiv, M. !., PHYSKTAX. SUKC.F.ON AXD ACCOl'L'llEUR, Market Street,Oppoite Court House, j !"' sti:. OENKVinvr. mo. it. r. LtxMXc. n. u., . t nirnnxinw HH Y rv I I 1 A 11 d U 11 UUU Al . AND ACC0UC11EUK., Bloumsdale - - - Missouri 12v rrvTI Hit. J. W. BKAIIAM, ! fiosillplltDentistJ STE. EX EVI EVE, MO., Office and residence on Mam Street 0,eh:;!!e "STr r.;to her beautiful brown eyes. tieli. " 1-v , II . KMC111EM, Mi aiii Hair-DrBssing SalooD, Also Cupping. Weeding and Leeehing.and Magnetic P.alterv for tin! cure of Kheiiiiiatisiil. Fine Cigars ami Tobaeco for sale. 3-.VJ A. F. BELTRAMI, h OTJ a- If I. BBfflMiB VOL. 1. Selected Miscellany. RITII. What shall be the baby's nairn-? Shall iit catch from -oundinn lame Some far-i !ioi-d word ofprai-i; (Jut of itbiT c!iim' or dav t Put upon Iiit brow new born Crowns that other brows ha'.e worn ? Shall we take siimf dearer wonl, Once within our circle heard, Chcriihrd yet, thoujjh puken less Shall wti lav its tenderness On the butn's little head. So to call again our dead? Shall we choose a name of race That bctiU the baby's face Something lull ofc-hildi'li glee. To be Spoken joynuily Sortietliinn sweeter, setter vet. That shall say, "Heboid olir pel !' Nay ; the history of the great Mint not weigh our lmby' fate; Xay; the dear ones disenthralled Must not he by Us recalled ; e shall meet them soon again Let us keep their names till then I Nay : we do not seek a word For a kitten or a bird Not to suit the baby-ways, ISul to wear in alter days Fit for uses grave and good. Wrapped in future womanhood For the mothci lining tongue While our daughter still is young ; For the manly lipi that may" Call the maiden heart away: Fnf the time, yet tenderer. When her children think ol her; Let us choose a Bible name. One that always hides the same. Sacred, sweel in every land All men's reverence to command: For our earthly use ghen, Nathless, musical in bc-i-ven! I i One I know, these names amid "Hcauty" i its meanii g hid: She who wore it made it (. d Willi h r graciout wom:i;i!e ml. Name for irtue, love ami Inah! Let us-nl! IWt baby IMA. Christian Vn'um. LAWUEXCE DAVIS' KKFl'.-iAL. BV MA!:Y CI'.OWXI.I. VAN IIK-NHCIIOTLN. "Then I'm tounder-tand, Mi.-s Wat- Him, that you wish our intimacy to ..ii.Mi.-r.. -f honed that our Ion" ac- iiuuintaiicc and !rieiid-hip would lead 10 a Mearer iii::iV.:ev '.iit am -orrv ii my thoughts have changed voar. ltiendlv feelinirs towards 1110, or .lis tin-Led vou in anv manner. 1 hope that your wi-lies" will he graiiii.-.l by marr ing some one f ir superior in worldly .itlaiumenl- than vour hum- "'0 servant, and aNo one who will . - love you for your-elt aioiie. ' "Thank yoit, Mr. iUvis, for your kind wishes, hut don't fear forme; 1 nhall not he in a hurry to change tin name, anil, 1 am sure, shall wait until 1 lortune favors me with some one who J can place ine in a position that will he 1 i 1 the envy of all my acquaintance. And, with a light iaimh, and ahauuli- u. ty toss of the head, Miss ivelie Watson returned the low oow otitic genue- man, as he left the parlor, and .-eating herself at the piano, struck up a lively waltz, that echoed in the twilight like mie far away strain signs of glad- ness, even if it struck sadness to the hearts of many and left an aching, void that could never he filled. j So thought Lawrence Davi-, as he bent his steps towards home, and ' heard the sounds dying away in the distance, like sotiK'thing lost to him forever. Miss Belle Watson had known i........... n....; t-i..n- -inil h.-iil .irinumo, j eaied more for him than for any onerous about her, and hegge of her iif.tnerous admirers; but he . .... , r j was not in a position 10 sun ucriaucy; she must havo some one who was' I richer than all the rest of her friends, ating, and, ifyoti could have soetr dila," he still lovad to call her, ho .laincd by (,'od. and that hisbb.-sing A hand-nine young Yankee .ed-i-.t..l w hen she accented a suitor, the the beautiful dark evos as they smil-' told her of his love for her, and of alone can make it v. hal it should ever jor inM,,; ..ve to a hnxoni willow ..f world must know and feel thai she had done well, and praise her for her i-ict in making a fine match." ci, i.ml -u-ecntPd Lawrence Davi-' .utention with nle isure and found .iaiv without, it. while i fm i.w lino would send tho I IIIalirU UV'ltl "f , color to her cheeks, and a new light i hftautiful brown eves, Uut. V mailo tin lilt. Wiietl lawreuio -av. -r mind to have an Understanding be- tween them and had told her that ho ... 1. fl;,.t. meant somoinmc oesiuos uno ii..r.uv...u ...... incaiiL ....... j, , .1. ,g, she had called he, pride toiler " hy.Atr. uav.s,novv uo jou uo : a u. ....... ... ... l)oli, wuo will return iicrto evaiK. R to idiurch. 0. the way, tho" rescue, trampled down all love, and , P ve longed to have the pleasure o. twilight, thinking in what w av she Scl)tL.u,b:?r la0!,72. Iiu,,. MUt.x . ., p,:1 vmi,:e. :iIlfl stop- ca-t aside the dav-dreams that Bome-; meeting you," she said, joyfully. ; could gain tne atleclton ofher for- pt.,i to ,.!av -na. hi-: A quarter of ,;,sbtt,l cWinto her mind, stir-1 AsLawrei.ee Davis looked into mer lover, aid wondering if there, The project ot introd.ici.ig salt an ,,,. ,;, fi,..OP -IW Win timeshad utpt t .to tur trni . , . tbe was not onespaik o! love remaining wwt-r mio tho city 01 .New rU lor h;m batheo in tears, ringber in most thoughts with ento- her ees, be felt, that sue spoKe tuv . a i extinguishing fires is now under con- .vp- ,V ti m-liei '- be -.-ked - UL of happiness, and became a but- truth ; but there was no return of tor her unier thai calm e.V.enor .. - "plpa, I have lo-t ali mViiiarblo. .... . 1 . .1.1., UnimJnc ;.i hi nnfl. ar she when her mxvi entcrco, ainl hr.nUei . 1 , - r fir nothing but hefl-ittcries of men, and to be tue 1 ..i i.i .- Ciim.ii in L'ii i f s i Jill tu ua i.'.m-j- '! "j ' i - ! ir O't ro. i .hm ikitiiitf vnu im 1'iililiiallj IiuIi'drmlt'tit-Oni-n to all Parties-Controlled bj Xmit'. STE. GENEVIEVE, THUKSDAF, JAN.U. 18T:J. I I.nwrcnco Davi-, felt t!i:it the world 'li:i.i ln-t its,l.o:mtv. and ht'piL-foi th lie tr.i:-t iilod aloii!' f-r liiuiolf alono. ! Foelini: the socivty ot hniie.- a burden to hitn, ho sought retuije in his. hooks, and redoubled his ellVirts to . make, a poMtion in the world. Three year- j.a-ed. Lawrence ! Davi-had reached one of the higher round.-in the ladder of fame, and, , with a few roars more pro-peritv, 'would stan.funon the h.-hest that could be "lined lie had utmlied to niL'ht. Hut her thoughts wanilereil v.a- gone iio-..i nei iurcei. .im. 'Fho tir-t oxelamatton ..t an Amor make kiiuseir an emtal, in education, hack to the stately woman, and calm, -he ,.!.! :,-n help feeling that Law- U-ileo,, entenng tl'-"''!1 toanvinthe land; and now, will, blue-eyed man, until she fmnd her- rence Mavis had done veil in choos- at Mi :, ,ua Oh, xv;.at a r , .., wealth rolling in upon him, he ath- elt wishing that .-he might be as ing Mi-All.-ton, and that he wottl i eredinall t.m hcaltties of ho world, Vitiating and :, ri- the beauti- be far happier than it she ha s.tc -"XT .Vi an.Uou"l.t to relieve hi fellow crea- ! widow; tor her heart had gone ceeded m gett.ni; him. lou ly -he ; ."-m,L.rs. tv.iote the i to any tures by dispensing his wealth libe,-- ally- ile was sittin" in his cotintiu" room i...., i., v;....,i I ..l.,....., icomnanion Will Wriifht. entered. j "What! Are vou thinking again, (Lawrence? I would like to know 1 ,vi..,t v..ii s.. ilx.ii.ri.tful hitidv I !..iiki. tli.if !.... ..rl.-.Av,..l Im.1v v,..i met at Mrs. Le ( omits taldeaux "W " ' ' " ..,'.., has made an impression upon vou. hor.-elf, she went do. n .-.ai,.-i-t ... c,,!d an- -eln.h, -is when ,ny ambi Did von know that Mrs. Cencr.l time to hear the atter-breakfa-mo- t.on n.ade me . a-! -..y Ihe . Khne- Kocclle-Mms Watson, vou know- has returned from Cermanyy She will he at the reunion to-uiuht -her first aiinearance in cocietv since her i .. i i .i i i ..ii i i.i .. i uu-oaiitis iicaiii, nnu an uei .11.4 c. ' mirers are anxious to meet her again. ! The general left her an itnmen-o lor , tune, anil she i- handsomer than ever so look out for your heart. lie on hand early, lor 1 want you to tntro :dticc mo to the lady, a- I've never had this honor of ai. introduction.' ! ''All righ, Wiil. I'll introduce the lady, provi'Min" .-he deign to notice vour humble friend; but I'm adi-car ded lover of hers, and perhaps my pre-ence wiil not he agioeahle. I'll see what I can do for you, though. uests had arriveil when rev. oune Law remo Davis and Lis lrien.l made their cnlrenco into .Mrs L.-l ount s parior : and it wa- with some t ur - ' prise that I.awtei.cu found himsell m, 'alinly watting f't.-r the arrival of the he iiittful heiress. Jlis blood di'I' j not move one atom fa-ter at the cx- t. .! . r . -.. 1 : 1.. 1...... .... .1 peciion 01 seeing ins cany ii'u, be had just come to llie conclu-:oii , that ho was iiivulmrable as far as la-cinating ladies went, wh-n he bin- pri.-cd hitn-elf and friend by starting almo-t from his scat with an cxclama- tion of plea-ure, l..:-!iing, as readily a- any school girl, he tore tuo oiyect of !iis admiration. -Mr. Davis, allow me the pleasure of presenting you 10 jiiss .vinsion, ilny Perdita,' as I havo called her since our tableaux of the other oven - ing. I hope you will take good care. of her lor tho evening, as tdie is a stranger,and needs an escort. At first, Lawrence Davis felt as if ha had a great undertaking before hint; hut, before long, this senso of responsibility Wore off and ho felt very proud of his charge ; and, as they moved amid the throng, ho saw all eves fixed on her with admiration, while many of his .young friends over- .i,..l.....,l tr I n Count with nuesli - - - i d for an in- .1 tl n-oductioii. ... . . .1 .11 roroncetn ins me, iieexeneu an his powers to he brilliant and fascin into his. a!tcr some o! his wise ami witty remarks, you wouid havo con i eluded Hiat the beautiful "PerJita", , had talien as deeply in love with Lawrence Davis as he had with her. It was late ia the eveni.!S when Mi-sAllston startled him by saying, . . .. "Oh ! do look at our new a.-nvai Isn't she lovely ?" Turning, Lawrence, stood face to , .. . ..., ... ,. faee with the beautiful Mrs. iteceiie. She recognized him instantly, and K..1.1 .,t hnr l.nnd in rfteetincf. met the calm steady look, and heard -ords of welcome, she i hc tr it'g t mako o! Ikt mar- riairo a .hx-am ton-. or fuririitU'si. .Mi-- Alli.-tor lucked on, ami won- deled Low 31 r. Da-.ii o..n!.l :spp..-arMi cold, with the eye- of mh h a Iieattti- lul creature re-tint; on Lim with a loving u'ave ; hut, com ludini; at la-t that her pre-eme miht deter lnm troin -hov.i-ig hi-real leelini:-. he pleaded futigue. and begged to beta- ken to her friend, to whom -he ex t'"cl her.-c!f, and retired for the nt to Lawrence Davis with si.-h overwhelming leeling-ot iv-p' cl ami admiration, thai she onlv longed lor 'hi - tiraise-. and to hear hi- voice sounding in her ear-. liesoiving, :r ila - t, not to think ol him in the hi- lure, she Jell int.:- troubled sleep dreamiti" of heatttiiul women ami Lawrence l-iii.in iz.e - 1 -I - . -1 I . . .... wa- ... .. i . M'. lound thai the ..pp.-,,,,,.., theme wa- the "bitul .dow" and her friend, I'.i'-is. Mr l , !.-.. I !l..,t l.Ll m;ii' iu.ii.ui.vii ...... .... "ihtiuirht Law rem e Davis pr..il - -, .... :l. :l"ain-t ttie v. mows v.-.ie 'but v.a- silenced hv "lie who had been iti.Mr Uochelle'- c.iniidence before he marriage, and who -aid thai M r. Davi tiiiii otlcivd him-ell to the ladv, two or three years b, :ud it wa- 11. ov p. -iti o :!::U the nt..Ui. would be made. ' I'm s.siv." -:ti 1 Mr-. L- . o'mt, ;( will be ma le if -i.e. an get h :.t; h.ti I'm not conv in. c i 1 have her ; -In. is too ' t Ii.il be vi ii: vain aii.l li i. 1. i on- lor iiini. and I should relict ceediuu'u t...-.'i tv ngaged K .Mr.-. . e.iiini i.a . ..no-.vn j.i-. Uociielle lor years, au.i i.ncv. . ci 1 hollow heart edae.-s ; .vhile L r.v uut ( D.tvi.-, had been Lvr be;.u i le:.: . ! manhcod. The season wa; one of thaunc-- a,l everywhere ;he widow ua- iv ccived a llns reigning l.elie; imi . . . . . 1U1. jni,. ,..1;,, ,.,,,,1,1 u.j., havi- to h.-i- side, Sometimes he w i-.ld acta- here- ,.,,,1 ; :m,l ;ig tin iie vvuil 1 repel liar :t:l,.;s ,.- badinag : wilii won!.- a- ii..ht and tiilliii" a- her own; his ,nauiier was always p .lite, yet calm atlj t.ou :ls ,, their iir-t meetiii!;. ; Many a tear 'ad the heaiitilul wo- i man slieit alier ni'.nii.ig tno man sue loved a cool "good-night." I5ut his. ' thoughts were upon another one ' whom he loved truly ; not "ith the 1 love he had be-towed on Uelle Wat- j son in 3'ears gone by, when hi- pride was wounded more than his love, hut a love had come upon him suddenly, and had become a part of his being, , He fel' he must have her all to him Iself; she must be hi-. and his alone. When he compared this love with ; hi love of former years, he smiled at ( his foo!ishne-s, as he ter , trviii" to Iova such a vain is he termed it, in md friv- ----- - . . . . jlous heim;, and thanked God lor . , , Heading him away from Midi a elmrac- . ..-li .. t.l. .. . . 1.:. u I ..!.! ier to one m which u v. .mi. - 1 Seated he-ido his dark-eyed "Per- his former passion lor tlie feautitai jlrs. Kochelle; ai-d,whcn she insisted, that the widow was far more beauti-' ul tnau she wa-, anil lar more suua , hie for him, he .-aid : "Would my darling hire to .,ee me wed the wjdow . A nine oi me m..io, .on. ing arms entwined aroum. his neck, told him how much his love wa - re turned, ami mien on sou. .. joy and happiness. x ... 1 t:... ...;.!.,... ,.. .1...,..,.,;,,., ; tt,.T J as she debated tLea. Dropping , .r NO. :5I. :iiitiel her J: caiaiti.ir tor -otm- time until. :.t la-:, letting h upon them, lief ci:nn-ity ua- atv::?oit to tfnd out which t'liend rtvi.n !s-r, nuineroit n.-iiuaintance had c nie'.u- ded to join tl.u ranU- v! wedded pen pie. With what pain did .-he real the name of l.awt ence lavis '. Pride, and everything fell before thi- -real lo--. She had placed her affection upon him, setting everything el-e a.-ide to gain ii'.s love, and now l.e arose, and. to her diauer. tool. , i. nm a ik.ik couiei .is.ii.iu i.i-i.i-i., unlociiinu it with a -mal. Uey attach ed to her chain, she : look out a bro.vn aim c... ...pic. ...... s,,.... red violets; ca-tm.C them in tl iire, -he u.i.rmnrod, while they hun. civ The world i.iu-: never know of ...t- I...I...... iti.iii..i. it i ..it.!! in. ot hi-g.yal love t,r the nc.inc.-s ol . :hi- uond A...1. sl.m.dcrmg a-the names cau-ni up uie ia.-i uau.e..i il... i.-ist :l.i-.-u- ii.Tsilf niioii the .... j J I fa,nmi wep' b.f.er tear.- lor a line j( .- j !..-t to hee for.vcr. Lawf.iuv D.iv and bi- ...ke.I bright and happy 011 the.r,,. ,,.,,. "II inve two, and s.ne it , wadding nioin ; bs:t the beauty of the In Lie was nl.olv eci;;i-ed by the. -piemli f of their eaithy and beau i and beau:i- ral I; ii-hclle. ".icst, ..ir-. 1 teliur 1'iio vv or'd looked tin u i:li a hmra tion at the siateimc and maguiti .ence ol t.ie b.:.ii:i!a! v.nh.-.v ; i at . .ar-lownin t.ie .lepli.s ... i -e.-e. utture, -in- io.uhed, at time-, toe ad- :lii.-.!o!i be-towed ujion her, !! rlic .:.,e-.v :., what e.-t -he had ..Itiaii.vil ; and in tio" silence ot her own, lartmct.ts -le cist a-:de ah coldness- 1. i .. ier ova 11 , ' ami cive an accnin.i .ji vouiseo. " ' ivmtv,., and upbraided herse.. , vvit;re v.((i w. u .. ,,,;.,.. Mt ..:tli terns regicli for her foul- ,aii.v.r.'J "Did you eot know .il mu 1. atiibtti-.ui. ; to do so when 1 wa- a h..v ?" -A'o; -:r, hal auihcr v'.id." Man iiigt .M:l.h!lS. The editor of a Western paper The follow in:; mirria";o maxim-" writes : "My wile and J have sep 11c v.orihv ol more than a h.i.-tv read-' ar.iled. A- we both wanted lo Lii .( itu-baud-ne. -l not p.i- then for th.-v ar.-.b-i-1. d i"..r u ivi-: ;o-l v. in - -h-nl.! 110! d -riic tin 1:1. for the;, arc :u!dre- il to hu-baml- : Xcv.t tall; ai .me another, cither alone or in coiupan;. v 1. ...1 : . .; .'.thct ' ' ' "l"1' " " " c-a,:1 " . nub: the hoil-c i-on tire, .,.( -trive oiteiicst to yield t ti. M i-h.s of the .'iher. N.-vur iin.1 fault uiih it i - perfect - ly certain that a fault has been 11- mitteil ami it! way.- -peak lovingly. .M'ver tauiii wnn a pa-i mi-iaui Neglect the Whole V.tMld beside. - rather than one anotlier. Never make a remark at the c peiise of each other ; it is a meaune . Never part for a day without lov ing word- lo think of daring nb-ciice. Never meet without mi iiUci-tioaati: ; w Iconic. .Voter let the situ go down upon an anger or jjrievati'v. -VcVOr let any lault you hate rom i I. ,.,:i , I r. LI. ?'"-". conle ed ii. mil ask torgiv one--. , , . hollr, ot ' x.- vai.;v 1)V,. ;;..v.r forget that mr.rrieac i 0r ie. Xever let your hope stop short the eternal home. 1 ( A lost eow vVas lately advertised nv the following notice, which was ' , () lh(J auJ fences nea. ' the owner's dwelling .- Strayed of tl,!cnA laige red kow, with yaHcr lt bcJ. Jof. ,hiCi .ltl,j a .,.lir - tt-,itc ,.,;..,,, her right ear. She 1 " .. about seven or eight year.-, ..Id, and ; belong-to a poor widow with a shot t ; T., .lr.ll-.... tv-il. In. .ri'.-cti :niv. ' -.''. - - . ... , We lu.i.L-li ; good qn.:y w: then, fw tt-. : I, l.-..-.-. I.' t ..I tie iuuiisa lUO'j i.:n cKipn- ' ith card printed r.. . ... - ; 1 -. . ... 1 i.i a v -. ( lot v' ,il' . yesr II.. h..t! o u::. . iu-v Oiii- !! r colum. i'in ia lii-piave.1 Uti::iaunt .r.-d hr tlie r h. AH trt:. ...berti.-ii's: niii-". I"' t:.i.: tor s: l triYfirl ndkcrti-cinoat.- pivni'ir.t . cr.. u. :i.lv:."v OihIa'illt'ndiJsraitlw. Id Hi'.- Apples. I.oo-c h:'.liit Pre ins; ir.vn-. A Mamji you rati't buy The Mat-.ij' f a gontk-man. A romantic death A yoimj; lady .Jrowned in tear.-. wiiv i the letter V lil'C a ot:tig .ujv v" ?CWitJ.-tf It maker-pa p iy. All iIitN1(.:lt,.(l ,IUii' wa- detected j., nt,lt itl ., :lUen:pt to pick the .. ;ot ot a billiard table. iMi.ui" hi- printers, t.'tiote toietiian, "Vc- : tiu- editor." !-that marble ?" -aid a 'eutle- :.iiliii" t. thebu-t of Ke:. tuck v- siate-niaii. "A', sir; lia-'.- ....... I -av, Dick, which wa- the tir-l . ie.ite.1, man or vum.in ? "Why, tvoman, ot coili-e evi r h.i.l Ui.o. that Lve wa- the tir.-t lunul". The new -boys of Philadelphia told the uuardian-'t iln'ir "lloine cither to i-.-et in nobler i;iub or i lo-e up the cabi.o-e." The :.!.. i:-e w a- i'..-c t. ..Ah., jt tt t., ,.,,,,11, Wu Xf yUXtr .!... ,V a iri.al moial .jae-inii, nmri:. . am . i in.e to a rune It now I. ana i.owi. nu-thei pi.IUl." An It i-hiii ni, on being told that a , : ne.viv inxenteil -love would - .ve; it:s! bait In- li-lt d tl!-d. ret'lici; "Ar- atf m i.-.icl." When Shakespeare vvrot. :.lmt patience on a nioiiuineiii, on :er ! docto:-' patient-? No din lie !- !!..vv lovoil know he didn't? i5c.au-. 1 r. '"oil- tiai.tit. The v.l was a?kil the , , , , ivo ., ,j-'.f and'giavvdy replied, !.- j can-.: I am not able lo -uppori a hii lJ," ' ! "Here, you young ra-eal, wall; up ho . and .-l.e was liUcly to I eat me, 1 left her. She . .v s she u dl n:.i! u;0 et. anil I Ic'iWL- bvr. A gr cer Leing -oii. its'. 1 Id eontri io.te to the handing 01 a church; prnnij.tly Mil'-cibcd hi- nanio lo ihd paper in the loilov. t:i'c nine man ner : 'John Jone-(ti.e only hlaci' in town where you can get elcvcii pound- of sugar for a lull.ii .) twenty-ti-.jce.ils." ' ueen Kli.alieth. lied leaving .'OOO die es, biiUieloiv hei h -:uh rhoi-. , , C i J J Vt " 1 '' - b-v- i k I . vias tl... w.tr?; f.l'rh.. vei.ii.Mii her t.rolaina- . w.;l llmv..(ll!; , the ic, l.. Women had adiuiied l.er ilrc.-s, bat - ...j her itddre. . A I r.vver who wa sfinief'mos 'Or ;etful, having been eng-igil to plead I the cause of an offender. b-i;aii hv t . .. . ;:l l.. .'.,l ... .1 .- I b'ir, and he bears the character i,,',,,., m(,-t consummate and imi.u- .dent scnnndrel." Here somdodv - whispered to him that the in i-ont-r ..i:. ...I ,.. i .. : "' '"' ' V " V , i dmtoly c....t.......l . -Mm nai great anil good man ever lived who wa, , -.i..r . ! not calumniated hy hi.- ccitetnjiora- - ,ne&- i emisyi.an.a, but a'-cimn,: rj'ed hi- of dcclaiation with an illusion to two impediment to their union. "aiuo th-m." s lid the vvidnvv. '-Tlio want f mean- to t up a tctr.il sti re is "ne of th. ni," r-plbd be. Thev P WI,!,:-"1.,,!!'; l.-r ample means. When they mm again the (.color bad hired ana .,OI.:,., hi- -tore, and the -mil'mg f f:,ir one begged io know tie- other is impediment. "I have a witc a!- ' .,U. w;.-v,l tl.. r,..r "" , The other umlav. : worMiv f nhor" of a niim-rotl-familv wa- t::':ing r.no - ... - . .. . . of hm littb; otic- fi c'li- I of SC ui ,ti ,t not ii" to fhllrch. on "-Rut. unit, neither dpi Joac?b o,, I I i da . and he hits ou." ?t:Gei!erieve Lairdinj.M" ,